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5705e2 (2)  No.356889 >>356890 >>356892 >>356894 >>356895 >>356897 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Lmao this place dead af

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801461 (1)  No.356890

>>356889 (OP)

That's because they keep trying to come up with all these scams to make people pay actual money to post. It's like the 4chan pass, except at least moot was upfront about that and didn't try to hide behind third party credit card bullshit or truly identifying information.

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a70528 (8)  No.356892

>>356889 (OP)

it's not nearly as dead as your penis. In fact, if this board simply had somebody CONSIDER using it, that would be farther than your penis ever went

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a70528 (8)  No.356893

So why don't take your Pathetic Pepe Downloading Ass back to GRINDR

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a70528 (8)  No.356894

>>356889 (OP)

There are so many reasons why nobody is interested in your penis…

Which one would you like to hear first?

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a70528 (8)  No.356895

>>356889 (OP)

Let's start with the most obvious reason, okay stupid?

At 3:30 a.m. on a Monday morning you are creating posts in an empty chat room, trying to figure out why it's empty

That's because you don't have a job

If you had a job, you wouldn't be sitting there Wide Awake at 3:30 a.m. on a Monday morning…

You have no source of income, so I'm guessing it's safe to assume you are on disability welfare benefits

And men who can't pay their bills have to live with Mommy

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a70528 (8)  No.356896

NUMBER TWO :

You have no experience with women

There's no woman out there who is interested in dating a 5-year-old boy trapped in the body of an adult male

The fact that you have no experience with women is proof positive that women aren't interested in you, so why would a woman suddenly think you are eligible?

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a70528 (8)  No.356897

>>356889 (OP)

NUMBER THREE :

IMAGEBOARDS ARE YOUR LIFE

Since you have no experience with women, your substitution for a sexual relationship is going into image boards and pretending like you are some kind of Life expert.

You have ZERO downloaded photographs of you standing next to a woman

But you have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of downloaded image board memes on your stupid computer

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a70528 (8)  No.356898

NUMBER FOUR :

VIDEOGAMES

For the past few days, my wife has been giving me the most amazing deep throat.. I actually get riddled with guilt after she gives me deepthroat because she lets me force my dick all the way down the back of her throat and get extremely abusive when I ejaculate….

As soon as the orgasm is over, I realize what an asshole I was being, forcing her head farther and farther, even though she's already gone to the base of my dick…

The names I call her while I'm blowing my load down her throat are less than loving, and suddenly I feel guilty

Meanwhile, there you were playing your video games

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a70528 (8)  No.356899 >>356900 >>357168

NUMBER FIVE :

YOU ARE SOFT, WEAK AND EFFEMINATE

You didn't become a video game playing meme downloading imageboard Sissy by being a high school football jock

You are soft in the middle like a marshmallow

You are pasty and white from a lack of sunlight

You have no musculature, and you're a lot like a Raggedy Ann doll with a video game controller in your hand

You couldn't run a mile if you like depended on it

This lack of musculature and strength makes you effeminate…

You're like a bearded lady at a circus sideshow, except those bearded ladies could beat the shit out of you….

You wouldn't last 10 seconds in a fist fight

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d53209 (1)  No.356900

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7e0f9b (1)  No.356902 >>356922

I refuse to believe all the autists on this board went out and got a life. Where are they?

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ed8e89 (1)  No.356922

>>356902

/pol/?

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2cf547 (1)  No.356931

wtf is with the join or die 404 thumbnails? i still cant figure out what the deal is. i thought it mightve been a lost database but its new shit too

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8b833e (1)  No.356979

I get "your post contains illegal characters" error trying to post a thread. FAQ isn't helpful on this either

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5705e2 (2)  No.357168

>>356899

You need a life don't you

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0a68b5 (1)  No.357236

>Makes it impossible to post for like a week

>Site dies

Wow who would have guessed

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