5705e2 No.356889
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801461 No.356890
>>356889
That's because they keep trying to come up with all these scams to make people pay actual money to post. It's like the 4chan pass, except at least moot was upfront about that and didn't try to hide behind third party credit card bullshit or truly identifying information.
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a70528 No.356892
>>356889
it's not nearly as dead as your penis. In fact, if this board simply had somebody CONSIDER using it, that would be farther than your penis ever went
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a70528 No.356893
So why don't take your Pathetic Pepe Downloading Ass back to GRINDR
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a70528 No.356894
>>356889
There are so many reasons why nobody is interested in your penis…
Which one would you like to hear first?
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a70528 No.356895
>>356889
Let's start with the most obvious reason, okay stupid?
At 3:30 a.m. on a Monday morning you are creating posts in an empty chat room, trying to figure out why it's empty
That's because you don't have a job
If you had a job, you wouldn't be sitting there Wide Awake at 3:30 a.m. on a Monday morning…
You have no source of income, so I'm guessing it's safe to assume you are on disability welfare benefits
And men who can't pay their bills have to live with Mommy
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a70528 No.356896
NUMBER TWO :
You have no experience with women
There's no woman out there who is interested in dating a 5-year-old boy trapped in the body of an adult male
The fact that you have no experience with women is proof positive that women aren't interested in you, so why would a woman suddenly think you are eligible?
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a70528 No.356897
>>356889
NUMBER THREE :
IMAGEBOARDS ARE YOUR LIFE
Since you have no experience with women, your substitution for a sexual relationship is going into image boards and pretending like you are some kind of Life expert.
You have ZERO downloaded photographs of you standing next to a woman
But you have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of downloaded image board memes on your stupid computer
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a70528 No.356898
NUMBER FOUR :
VIDEOGAMES
For the past few days, my wife has been giving me the most amazing deep throat.. I actually get riddled with guilt after she gives me deepthroat because she lets me force my dick all the way down the back of her throat and get extremely abusive when I ejaculate….
As soon as the orgasm is over, I realize what an asshole I was being, forcing her head farther and farther, even though she's already gone to the base of my dick…
The names I call her while I'm blowing my load down her throat are less than loving, and suddenly I feel guilty
Meanwhile, there you were playing your video games
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a70528 No.356899
NUMBER FIVE :
YOU ARE SOFT, WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
You didn't become a video game playing meme downloading imageboard Sissy by being a high school football jock
You are soft in the middle like a marshmallow
You are pasty and white from a lack of sunlight
You have no musculature, and you're a lot like a Raggedy Ann doll with a video game controller in your hand
You couldn't run a mile if you like depended on it
This lack of musculature and strength makes you effeminate…
You're like a bearded lady at a circus sideshow, except those bearded ladies could beat the shit out of you….
You wouldn't last 10 seconds in a fist fight
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d53209 No.356900
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7e0f9b No.356902
I refuse to believe all the autists on this board went out and got a life. Where are they?
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ed8e89 No.356922
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2cf547 No.356931
wtf is with the join or die 404 thumbnails? i still cant figure out what the deal is. i thought it mightve been a lost database but its new shit too
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8b833e No.356979
I get "your post contains illegal characters" error trying to post a thread. FAQ isn't helpful on this either
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5705e2 No.357168
>>356899
You need a life don't you
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0a68b5 No.357236
>Makes it impossible to post for like a week
>Site dies
Wow who would have guessed
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