/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

More maniacal laughter and shouts of insanity come from the man known as Johnny Neptune. All the kids playing outside hurry inside as he makes his way down the street. Suddenly, he’s selected his target. He throws down the door to one of the nearby apartments with ease. He’s muttering something about softies and mooches. The inhabitants of the apartment quickly hide in the closet. Animal joy in his antics is implicit in all his movements and attitudes. Since earliest manhood the center of his life has been pleasure with women, and not with weak indulgence, but rather with the pride of a richly psychopathic male bird with lust for LSD among his hens. Branching out from this center are all the channels of his life, such as his rants on a website known as 8kun.top, his appreciation of calling other people sissy boys, his hatred of closet homos, his love of his wife who is… also a homo, and everything that he perceives as his own. Everything that bears his emblem of the ultimate troll. He sizes up anonymous strangers at a glance, with sexual classifications and crude images flashing into his mind, determining the way he treats them.

>>356051

lol

nice work

seriously

respect

however, it's a bit biased….

it almost makes me seem unfair

which I'm NOT

I hate the entire human race

so if you're looking for a friend

ain't gonna happen

if you're a human being I don't like you

this isn't a hate board….

although most 4chan refugees think it is

but if it's hate they're looking for…..

I've got plenty to go around…

enough for everyone, I promise

but I'm not an asshole

I swear to God I'm not

you'll never see me say

"I hate you"

I'll express it in more subtle ways

but I'm fair…..

I make a great effort to treat people equally

RE: sexual classifications

………..and?

damn straight, I classify men into categories, including their sexuality OR LACK THEREOF….

because if its okay for YOU hate gays…..

then your lack of sexuality is also an open target….

don't think for one second that I won't give you the same scrutiny I would give anybody else who comes in here complaining about other people's sexuality….

If you don't like faggots, then you better be prepared to present evidence that you are not gay yourself, as in a girlfriend or wife, and history with women.. otherwise, I'm going to question your weird hatred of gay peopleinstead of hating the entire human race

And I'm not attacking anybody

I'm just being honest

I am simply making observations

feel free to prove me wrong

if I'm wrong, I'll admit it

in fact, if you hate ANY particular group of humans, then you can expect to be required to demonstrate your alleged superiority over them….

which should be easy

………..go right ahead

consider this

SUPERIORITY IDOL

and I'm Simon Cowell

and even if you AREN'T a /pol/ refugee

I apply the same scrutiny..

the entire human race is a cancer

so………

while I thoroughly enjoyed your soliloquy

it almost made me seem "mean"

and I'm not mean

not at all

I'm actually totally cool

………………..I'm cool as FUCK

you'll see…………

stick around

I have been flying this plane since before MySpace…..

and know exactly what I'm doing……

but feel free to have fun with whatever kind of /pnd/ chit chat that tickles your fancy pants….

don't mind me

relax and enjoy the flight

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