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>>352172

soaking a rig in good condition in 3% sodium hypochlorite solution (diluted household bleach) for 5 minutes followed by a 3% hydrogen peroxide rinse will kill hep C and many other pathogens.

it would not, for instance, kill an anthrax spore.

nothing but 2k degree incineration kills those little fuckers.

if you gotta bang, bang safe.

if you've decided to kick, find an NA meeting and go.

they also have a 24 hour help line staffed by volunteers who have been there done that. it is an invaluable resource for anyone struggling with any substance abuse issue.

AA will also take calls from drug addicts.

don't try to ride the bull alone.

you can go dope sick. they won't kick you out and it could be the determining factor in staying clean for the long haul.

i cry every time.

some ain't gonna make it… but i hope they all do.

boot it. but boot it safe.

clean rig. clean dope. (if you can find it)

oh look! FENT!

"Charlie Freak had but one thing to call his own

Three weight ounce pure golden ring no precious stone

Five nights without a bite

No place to lay his head

And if nobody takes him in

He'll soon be dead

On the street he spied my face I heard him hail

In our plot of frozen space he told his tale

Poor man, he showed his hand

So righteous was his need

And me so wise I bought his prize

For chicken feed

Newfound cash soon begs to smash a state of mind

Close inspection fast revealed his favorite kind

Poor kid, he overdid

Embraced the spreading haze

And while he sighed his body died

In fifteen ways

When I heard I grabbed a cab to where he lay

'Round his arm the plastic tag read D.O.A.

Yes Jack, I gave it back

The ring I could not own

Now come my friend I'll take your hand

And lead you home"

–Steely Dan

In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water

And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border

And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet

But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round

You go back, Jack, do it again

When you know she's no high climber then you find your only friend

In a room with your two-timer, and you're sure you're near the end

Then you love a little wild one and she brings you only sorrow

All the time you know she's smilin' you'll be on your knees tomorrow, yeah

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round

You go back, Jack, do it again

Now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man

Then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand

Your black cards can make you money so you hide them when you're able

In the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turnin' 'round and 'round

You go back, Jack, do it again

==( It was Donald Fagan, not Steely Dan who wrote the lyrics to the song you posted )

>>352234

Apparently, Jerry didn't follow your advice

Because he got hepatitis C

From a diseased scumbag

Then he gave it to his girlfriend

Because he didn't tell her the truth before having unprotected sex with her

TOO BAD HE DOESNT HAVE A CHANCE TO

DO IT AGAIN

I'm frightened……

I'm scared Jerry's going to come spit in my iced tea

…..since he's not physically capable of participating in anything that requires physical strength……

Jerry was SO HURT when Trump LOST LIKE A BITCH

so hurt….. that he hallucinating

He had vivid delusions That he was physically capable of letting himself up off the sofa that he spends his life on, reclined on his back instead of a bed…

Bizarre hallucinations in which he was intimidating….

HALLUCINATED*

HAHAHAHA

I've been using a completely different speech to text to text feature for the past 2 weeks

It's got some serious technical flaws

It's actually slightly frustrating

not hugely frustrating… just slightly….

But I think I'm going to switch back to the other speech to text soon

>>352234

You almost made it sound like you could simply 'soak' the Exterior surfaces of the syringe and it would be safe…

You completely forgot the inside of the needle

Genius…. Suppose that's why you make the big bucks, right? Because you're a genius

And I'm not talking about the inside of the plastic tube

Talking about the inside of the metal needle

Soaking the exterior does nothing

>>352172

>I woke up and ACCIDENTALLY SHARED A USED SYRINGE WITH A DISEASED HEROIN JUNKIE….

Im good bro, dont sweat it.

JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A MAN STANDING UNDER A BRIDGE, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDLET HIM EJACULATE INTO YOUR RECTUM

AND JUST BECAUSE YOURE A SCUMBAG NEEDLE JUNKIE, IT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULDSHARE SYRINGES

>>352407

of course that's what YOU'D say…..

YOUWERE THE DISEASED JUNKIE I SHARED THE SYRINGE WITH

DUHHHH

I hope Tucker Carlson never finds out about my needle junkie days….

If he does, I'll never be invited to his mansion for dinner

I think Jerry would be surprised exactly what level of white trash Tucker Carlson truly reached….

When you go to Tucker Carlson's mansion for dinner, he serves STOUFFERS FROZEN DINNERS

>>352234

by your logic, rinsing your mouth out with hydrogen peroxide will make DRINKING AIDS SPERM safe and enjoyable

>>352410

imagine not giving the full Banquet experience..

Marie Callender's quik tips and side strokes are homeopathic resolutions.

It's hilarious how a needle junkie scumbag Somehow manages to emulate and idolize a creampuff effeminate "elitist" like Tucker Carlson…

Carlson would let Jerry clean his toilet

>>352412

TRUE STORY :

I almost died last week from drinking sassafrass tea

I ended up in the E.R. after my blood pressure had reached epic levels

It turns out sassafras is extremely dangerous

Number one it's highly Carson-ogenic

See what I did there?

Number 2 it's incredibly toxic to the liver

Number 3 It's extremely dangerous with your blood pressure

That's exactly why it's banned in America

But I didn't realize that

When I purchased a bottle of garbage

PAPPYS SASSAFRASS TEA CONCENTRATE

They're not even supposed to be selling in America

>>352416

Most likely performing fellatio on Snoop Dogg

Wonder if she puts the same motherly care into giving head that she does into making foie gras

If you ingest safrole There's a greater than 75% chance you'll be dead within 48 hours

If you are still alive 48 hours later, there is a greater than 75% chance you will survive

Sassafras oil is the precursor to MDMA

When I was young, Brown sassafras MDA was readily available…

It was legal…

At the age of 15, on Thanksgiving night, I ate almost an entire gram of Brown sassafras MDA

If you're going to claim I would have died would have died, I didn't

>>352424

>If you're going to claim I would have died would have died, I didn't

CH2O2C6H3CH2CH=CH2: lightweight.

Keep in mind this was long before MDMA existed

Brown sassafras MDA was SO STRONG. that only a "match head" (the white tip of a match head. Not the red part) was required….

but I ate a giant sticky rock of it

almost an entire gram

>>352425

FAGUSESGOOGLE=PUTZ

>>352428

>>352425

I always danced TO GET PUSSY

>>352429

heard baphomet's got the tightest.

AND IT WORKED LIKE AMUTHAFUCKIN' CHARM

>>352430

I would the Knights Templar know? They were all homosexuals

It was STEPHANIE BEILING

>>352433

> I would the Knights Templar know?

by your number son. also, chk.

See?…

See what I'm talking about with this new speech to text?

The old one made typos here and there

BUT THIS NEW ONE SUCKS BALLS

>>352434

OF COURSE : I said HOW

And this is an expensive Samsung phone…. And I would have expected much better technology from Samsung

The only reason I purchased this phone Was because my previous phone shattered

It had 128 gigs internal memory

No bloatware at all

A bad-ass processor

Stereo speakers

This one has the same specs

I liked my other phone better

My other phone was a Motorola

I've never been crazy about Motorola

But quite honestly I think this Samsung is garbage

>>352435

>BALLS

at least they only apply the AI to target steel.

>>352436

>How, you say?

>>352437

>an expensive

stoop

This one's got stereo speakers like my Motorola

But the Motorola was LOUD AS SHIT

You would have to turn the volume down because it was so loud

The Samsung doesn't get loud at all

Yes it's got stereo speakers

But what good are they if they're not loud?

>>352442

guess were ass raping the catalog together, lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

decrypt muh cypher.

>>352440

"Expensive" Is a matter of opinion of course

I'm simply saying it's not a budget phone

>>352443

I've had my nose broken 4 times….

It's not as bad as people think

But the last time it was broken, I didn't go and have it set….

And one of my nostrils is occluded By the deviated septum

This gives me a unique special magical power

MY SUPERPOWER :

I create mucus molds of my sinuses

Every 3 or 4 days, I can pull a reverse cast mold of my left nostril and sinus out of my nostril and sinus out of my nose

See?…

There is another problem with Samsung speech to text….

IT OFTEN REPEATS WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE

I think I'm going to take this piece of shit phone back….

Or maybe sell it to somebody

I was actually going to pay for Jerry's phone service complimentary… we bent over backwards trying to get his phone added to my family plan….

But it turns out he had a bootleg phone

I was already paying For 3 lines….

Adding another line was only $10 a month

And this was before he turned into an asshole and made threats after trump lost

This was back when he could still trust me

Because he had not crossed the line yet

>>352445

> still dont have pics and med knowledge on my feet, like you did Marley. Dare you to ambassador me some shoes.

He will tell you I cannot be trusted

And I will tell you hes correct….

IF YOU MAKE WEIRD VAGUE THREATS

At that point, only a fool would trust me

But I'm actually an incredibly trustworthy guy

I'm true blue…. faithful. Loyal….

I'm one of the most trustworthy people you'd ever meet….

Until you make weird threats

At which point I will make sure you never forget it as long as you live

I can't really do much, Because I'm limited to keeping the punishment based here on this website….

But I haven't even started yet

That's why he was so desperate to catch you and persuade you before you had a chance to read my words

Is to convince you that whatever I said was going to be a lie

That was his attempt at damage control

>352455

>At which point I will make sure you never forget it as long as you live

I have never received the fulfillment of this promise made, am I doing something wrong?

That's why I'm making sure everybody realizes I was joking about him pimping out his daughters and molesting them…

So you'll know the difference between a joke

AND THE TRUTH

>>352460

You're doing plenty wrong…..

Not sure where to begin

>>352460

Maybe you should start by voting for a child rapist, and when he is such an embarrassment, that the majority of humans want him sent to another planet, And he loses the election, you can make a fool out of yourself by insisting that he won….

THEN YOU CAN MAKE WEORD CREEPY THREATS

>>352462

holy shit dude, just realized you're the real deal MK ultra.

Whoa, sry I guess, need some support or, er, erder, some?

>>352464

At age 12. I began MY OWN PERSONAL MKULTRA

>>352465

and I was right BEHIND YOU.

TRUST ME ;

the Cia never gave anybody as much lsd as I gave myself

>>352467

Obviously.

>>352467

purity, quantity, social set, stigs, and set for repro… you didn't do bad mad lad, if you saw beyond.

I've got a GREAT story about the day I drank 2 shotglasses full of THE BEST LIQUID LSD I'VE EVER SEEN…

>>352469

I'm not a genius, but it never made me stupid

The stereotypical "burnout dumbass" is a myth

They were ALREADY STUPID

>I've got a GREAT story about the day I drank 2 shotglasses full of THE BEST LIQUID LSD I'VE EVER SEEN…

anyone do screencaps anymore? I've a put.

I had a HUGE brown apothecary bottle of REAL 1968 LIQUID LSD that had been stored in a freezer since 1968

I lived with a drug dealer…. who…..

well….. let's just say

He was THE REAL THING…..

>>352473

he was going to federal prison, And believe it or not, they allowed him to travel back to Georgia to get his things in order and turn himself in at the federal prison….

That's what he said, "Johnny, I don't know anybody who'd appreciate this more than you"

AND HE GAVE ME THE BOTTLE

FILLED TO THE TOP

You know a food coloring bottle holds about a 100 hits of liquid lsd

This apothecary bottle was HUGE….

it held thousands and thousands and thousands of hits

Is I never sold any of it…. Not even a drop

I gave it away

>>352472

They were ALREADY STUPID

>they

Yet you beseech theirs.

>The stereotypical "burnout dumbass" is a myth.

it's ok to smoke pot bro, motivate youself to accomplish what you're slowing your temperance for to adjust, and then tone it back in the following. Then quit. Everyones fucked and there are no cold turkeys running amuck, thanksgiving comes once a year.

At rave parties, I discovered that sugar cubes will finally dissolve after 27 or 28 drops of liquid LSD

>>352478

I believe a selective serotonin reuptake Inhibitor would be in order for you

>>352477

007 deceit, engage consume max illicits

>>352478

Just be careful not to mix them with monoanamine oxidation habiters

oxidase*

FUCK SAMSUNGS SHITTY SPEECH TO TEXT

>>352484

I told you it's amazing Samsung doesn't have a better speech to text voice recognition engine

I looked at the business card

"INVESTIGATOR BRADLEY"

I had several life sentences in my pocket

I'll be completely honest with you….

I totally freaked out….

I didn't say a word…

It was real weird

I started shaking like a parkinson's disorder patient

I couldn't control my shaking

Couldn't even walk my legs were shaking so bad

I got dizzy and my ears started ringing

I literally went into full blown panic mode

AND DRANK THE REMAINING LSD IN ONE BIG GULP

If you could see how big the apothecary bottle was, You'd understand there was a little over a little over 2 shot glasses full of liquid LSD In it when I turned it upside down and swallowed it in one gulp

I became the Premier LD50 experiment

It's really hard to explain……

If you remember the old 1960s Batman show with with Adam West….

Then you'll remember the way they always had diagonal camera shots

That's what happened….

Everything became diagonal

not just my vision

EVERYTHING

Audio, touch, my entire perception, all of my senses became diagonal

I was phase shifting

I am not passively aggressive being a wamwam.jstsyn

I had been tripping for over a year and a 1/2 nonstop

Of course when I was young I took LSD from the age of 12 until the age of 15, almost every day

But this was different

I was drinking copious amounts of of this amazing 1968 liquid LSD every single day since Dennis gave it to me

So I had built a really big tolerance

BUT NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS

I probably ingested a 1000 hits hits in that 1 gulp

>>352497

There's no way to say how long it took me to come down

Days… over a week

>>352500

007, bro you never came down

We ended up fucking the girl next door a couple hours later

It turns out the police wanted to speak to me about something completely different

The girl next story's name was Lisa

And she had a gigantic Bush

Anji and I made her shave it off

>>352507

those voices are calling from faaaaaaaarr away.

>>352507

still owe me a music edit on op faggot.

>>352509

………and NOW YOU KNOW

The Eagles were garbage

>>352510 >………and NOW YOU KNOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og6_g2qpbuA

>>352511

terrible larp.

>>352512

impressive, to not even say the least.

>>352513

It's A.I.

midjourney

I told it "JFK CIGAR SMOKE BOXING KANGAROO"

>>352515

JFK CIGAR SMOKE BOXING KANGAROO

banner this shit immediately b.

The other day a blonde small breasted breasted teacher was jogging in Memphis, When a black SUV pulled up , And a couple black guys forced her into the car and kidnapped her…

It happened less than a block from where I grew up as a child…

They already arrested a nigger for the kidnapping, and they know she was seriously injured it was seriously injured because of the blood in the vehicle….

But he won't say where her body is

I guarantee if you gave me 15 minutes with him……

You would either tell me where the body was

Or they'd remove his body from the room

After I removed his face piece by piece with a pair of pliers

I promised by the time half of his face was gone, hed do anything To keep the other half of his face

In fact, a pair of pliers is all that's required

I could make any human do anything I wanted them to do with a pair of Is Ammon household pliers

dude…. FUCK SAMSUNGS SPEECH TO TEXT

WOW !!!!!!!

I JUST NOW GOT THE NOTIFICATION

THEY FOUND HER BODY

>>352523

The other day a blonde small breasted breasted teacher was jogging in Memphis, When a black SUV pulled up , And a couple black guys forced her into the car and kidnapped her…

It happened less than a block from where I grew up as a child…

I'm sorry for you your childhood trafficking, feels.

Even Ssamfucking Son, son. It's Sonthing isn't it?

But..

Over where bruce once inhabited these private spaces.

I don't care. They still need to let me go into a room with him with a pair of pliers

I would begin with his fingers

And work my way up to his eyelids

Literally ripping his face off

>>352531

Back when I grew up in Memphis, it was a GREAT CITY !!!!

It was a perfect place to grow up

>>352532

come have drinks and take a break from black ops B, my buy, Ill comp. come home scatman..

I grew up right on the corner of the Memphis state University campus

Now called the University of Memphis

It was perfect. Those were the days

They just found the body in South Memphis

Memphis is the most dangerous city in America now

Her grandfather was a multi billionaire

He had just gotten out of prison after serving 20 years for kidnapping

His nigger name is CLEOTHA

It's going to be hilarious watching trump get arrested

That's so strange…..

I was just mentioning the kidnapping

And I got the notification

They found her body

I'm contemplating pulling another world famous WHOOPSIE DAISY on my wife tonight

>>352536

the fact that you need to talk about your count means "means" you dont have one worth questionable.

You're the best larp I can internet into tho, thx. We dont want more ami?

>>352538

>>352539

>>352541

>It's going to be hilarious watching

Nah and nah. Only serial killer's take pleasure in killing you sick fucking piece of shit, get a paycheck, address motive with a moral imperative and prerogative faggot.

WHOOPSIE DAISY = Intentionally popping from vagina to butthole and back again over and over and over

And lying

Saying it's an accident

Even though she knows it's not an accident

I've been doing it to her for almost 10 years

Obviously it's intentional

>>352544

hits unequipped to shitstream blind for that 44

Uhhhhh..I… okaaaaayyyyy

Maybe something stronger than a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor…….

Maybe Rat Poison?

>>352545

dub me b

>>352548

>>352547

whered you get your bio bachelors?

>>352550

the University of Deez

>>352552

Sorry I'm on the phone with the police…

I have to report somebody

It has nothing to do with this chat room

Somebody did something here, a neighbor

Now they're going to jail

Can you believe I'm on hold with 911?? After somebody pulled a gun?

That's OK because I know where they live

They ran back into their house

And now they're going to spend the night in jail

Obviously I still feel poisoned from that sassafras garbage

Samsung speech to text sucks balls

I said the word HONESTLY

And it thought I said OBVIOUSLY

>>352560

>>352559

The scariest part is realizing I'm the only sane one in here…..

trust me…. whenI'Mthe only sane one, that's not good

>>352562

>The scariest part is realizing I'm the only sane one in here…..

The scariest part is realizing I'm the only unsane one in here…..