Abraham Lincoln STILL ALIVE?

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Abraham Lincoln STILL ALIVE? Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 03:37:15 2ddb53 No.351828

Is it possible that Abraham Lincoln Faked his own death in order to escape the prison of fame?

This recent photo from Times Square seems to indicate Abraham Licoln is alive and well, and still wearing the same stylish threads…

Rumors abound that in the 80s &.90s (the 1980s & 1990s) Lincoln became a Rap Msic Promoter, then even tried his hand at his own Rap Music Career, which ended badly after the first album, a lucrative cocaine sale gone bad, and some particularly hurtful insults made by Lincoln's negro road manager.

According to famed biographer Andy McBaconator, Lincoln was so hurt by the negro's insults, so unable to simply 'move on' with his life after the insults, that he snapped, and began devoting his life to roaming the planet, randomly murdering black people at every opportunity…

Strangely enough, a 34 year old black CPA went missing on August 14th… He was in NYC on a business trip, and vanished into thin air in the middle of Times Square…

Police found his cellphone on the sidewalk, and this was the last photograph taken by the phone's camera

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 06:31:41 8474db No.351831

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I knew him asM.C. MARFANS

I never even noticed the beard, so I had no idea he was Abe Lincoln…

He was a Rap Promoter who launched the careers of the 80s & 90s biggest Rappers..

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 06:42:42 618cc4 No.351832

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>>351831

I'll never forget the 1st time I heard his rap music… It sucked..

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 06:51:58 3f7987 No.351833

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>>351832

His CD HONEST BABE very well may have been the worst record ever created, not just the worst rap album ever…

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 07:20:06 3f7987 No.351834

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I'll never forget hearing the bad news when the news announced Tyrese Cottonpick had been murdered…

I had no idea that he was MC Marfan's road manager….

But now it all makes sense, Because Tyrese Cottonpick was famous for his insults…

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 08:00:20 3f7987 No.351835

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MC MARFAN'S unreleased CD was going to be calledVampire Watermelon

I wonder if "Vampie Watermelon" was the insult Tyrese Cottonpick lobbed at him…

After all, it's a humdinger of an insult…

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 08:17:08 3f7987 No.351836

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It's crazy to think that HONEST ABE would become a dark brooding racist serial killer…

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 11:25:14 633d5d No.351837

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Chiniquy

Ya seen me ride and bust a log

Honest Abe gonna bust a dog

Got my law degree and my funky beard

Papist motherfuckers be actin' weird

I'm on a Luther tip and I'm gonna trip

When a wafer munch sucka fuck with my dip

I am American the new sensation

Kickin' ass for the Reformation

Abolition was coming and rolling strong

Turn a man into dog is fuckin' wrong

It ain't no man gonna own no man

When Liberty is the fuckin' plan

Shoulda stayed South and bit yo' lip

But you got puffed up on that papist tip

So you bust a move and sent it up

Pour the civil war in my pimp hand cup

Now I got no choice gotta save the Union

And I gotta roll with the Constitution

So we gotta go fast and we gotta go hard

Put the Union Army in your rebel back yard

Shoulda stayed South and bit yo' lip

But you got fucked up on that papist trip

They gave you some juice and you got bold

Shoulda layed back like you was told

But you flipped yo' shit

And you made a hit

Now chiggee chack check it what you gonna get

Uh yeah

Drop the bass

(Abe beatboxing)

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 15:16:01 3f7987 No.351857

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