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File: 36088dfc84ed9f9⋯.jpg (130.12 KB, 1259x1080, 1259:1080, Picsart_22_09_02_14_57_02_….jpg)

5b6a46  No.351783

If you've ever wondered why Elvis Presley didn't have a "face" as we know it, today Graceland announced that it was a horrifying CAPO ACCIDENT…

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5b6a46  No.351787

File: d595dbc9784a981⋯.jpg (225.78 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, Capo_Guitar_Side_1.jpg)

WHAT IS A CAPO?

a CAPO (pronounced CAY-PO) is a device that can be locked around the neck of a guitar, to change the pitch of the music, In varying degrees of semitones

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5b6a46  No.351788

File: 74d9bf32bf3756c⋯.jpg (103.24 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, cordoba_04039_classical_gu….jpg)

somehow, when Gladys was pregnant with Elvis, a CAPO managed to find it's way into her womb

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97d27a  No.351789

File: dd4c56fd6b0f0e3⋯.jpg (226.12 KB, 1062x1055, 1062:1055, Picsart_22_09_02_15_06_02_….jpg)

In a freak accident, the capo Somehow locked itself around the fetus Elvis Presley's face, Cutting off the blood supply and preventing the further development of the facial features..

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97d27a  No.351791

File: 4b08992f7ef2f88⋯.mp4 (3.46 MB, 720x720, 1:1, km_20220831_720p_30f_20220….mp4)

And now you finally know why Elvis had no face

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6d5c56  No.351801

I watched the new elvis movie

it was pretty good tbh

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5a2368  No.351820

>>351801

…………..I told you, didn't i?

it was awesome

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5b6a46  No.351825

>>351801

I was good friends with Todd Morgan at Graceland…. he was theunusually nice, cool as shitCreative Director for EPE…

Todd and I were in discussions about an epic Elvis biopic for 3 or 4 years back in the 90s…

We were working on atreatment on a screenplaywith a working title IN A FLASH….

Todd offered me a job as Art Director at Graceland, a job that I turned down (lol after he flew me back into Memphis from Neptune Beach, Florida where I lived with Debi, my wife from Sweden)

Ours was a much more "warts and all" version of the story….

I've been doing Elvis portraits for celebrities since I was 12… you would think I'm lying if I told you the complete list of celebs whom ive painted Elvis for, hung out with, and who I've had long detailed discussions with about Elvis.. (for example, Jay Leno told me some ==eye opening behind-the-scenes Elvis secrets=, as well as dozens of other celebs who shared their own stories with me…

Todd Morgan verified some of the stories I had heard, and debunked others,but Todd told me THE MOST REVEALING, personal, extremely private secrets about Elvis

Most of these secrets that I know will never be divulged, due to their sensative private nature…

But Todd and I were including a lot of these unknown secrets into our screenplay, all of them 100% true, and all of them adding to the true understanding of the real human behind the image…

Unfortunately, Todd had a massive heart attack and died… since it was just Todd and I working on the project, there was nobody else at Graceland that I liked, the screenplay project also died…

I became a GIGANTIC Elvis enthusiastic at age 12, during my LSD Experimentation…..

LSD taught me many valuable things about myself, but the two that REALLY played a major role in my life were:

CATS AND ELVIS

When I first heard about this new film being greenlighted back before COVID, back when it was first announced that Austin Butler was chosen, I was worried sick about it… I fretted and fussed and stressed out, simply because I had been working on the screenplay with Todd many years ago…

I went with great apprehension….

And within the first 15 seconds, I was blown away…

It did NOT have the "insider secrets" of our screenplay, (although Baz did include Gladys' alcoholism, yet he omitted her amphetamine addiction and bipolar disorder/manic episodes where she'd smash up furniture, etc) but in retrospect, perhaps it's best that those details be saved for The Memphis Mafia movie….

(it would require 300 individual movies to cover the full story, because There were so many multi layered multi faceted aspects to the story, And each individual relationship could compose its own lengthy tale)

This new film Was specifically about the relationship between colonel Tom and Elvis, But a movie about the Memphis mafia would show a lot The unknown secret stories I'm talking about)

Great film….. seen it 3 times, and going to buy it…

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5b6a46  No.351826

It's a shame that Elvis Presley was born without a face…. Imagine how famous he could have become…

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5b6a46  No.351829

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8883f7  No.351838

"Lend your love to me tonight

Don't ask me who or what is right

I have no strength I cannot fight

Just flood my darkness with your light

I need no face I need no name

No martyr's artificial shame

No crucifix I am not lame

And yet I ache to feel the flame

Arrest the sun and shoot the moon

The lamp of laughter dies too soon

To live reflected in a spoon

Makes it too hard to stay in tune

Believe me

Unlock the door and unbar the gate

I'll write I love you on the slate

And while St. Peter's thieves debate

The price of time I will not wait

Or let the star blind road of fate

Confuse me

Abuse me

Misuse me

Release my soul release my eyes

A clock unwinds a flower dies

Dishonesty disqualifies

You win the race but lose the prize

A tattered cloak behind the throne

It is unseen it is not known

Behind this face I am alone

I would give everything I own

To touch you…

Just lend your love to me once more

Don't ask me what I came back for

Just watch the moonlight cross the floor

And as your blood begins to roar

You'll feel your senses spin and soar

You will become my meteor

Divine and universal whore

Complete me"

–ELP

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