ce5e18 No.350048
We must not underestimate the low intelligence of Americans, where over 50% of adults believe in Creationism (pseudoscience) rather than evolution theory（science）.
Mr. Trump, a narcissistic personality disorder & diet cola addict, is just a symbol of Americans who are arrogant, selfish, rude, unwise, smug, defiant, optimistic, ingenuous, uneducated, impulsive, and shortsighted.
His supporters, who have low objective self-awareness and are easily deceived by conspiracy theories and fake and have a poor judgment of character, are also victims of inadequate low-level education.
What they need is NOT punishment, exclusion, criticism or neglect, i.e., HATRED, BUT correction, rehabilitation, inclusion, treatment of delusional personality disorder by psychotherapy/counseling, i.e., LOVE.
Thanks to the political amateur Trump administration, the American education system has proved to be still immature. Now is the time to save America and make America great again for real.
"Emotions Self-Responsibility Theory"
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f09e3c No.350050
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5560f0 No.350088
>>350048
a dog will never 'evolve' into a hippopotamus
but a wolf WILL mutate into
hundreds of breeds of dogs
because life does not 'evolve'
that's not science
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29da0a No.350090
>>350088
The first major problem is people like yourself THINK you know what is best for everyone else, but you don't. That is a red flag sign of selfishness, arrogance and hubris right off the bat. No, you do not know what is best for others, you only know what is best for yourself as an individual and as an individual you hold extreme bias for those with opposing viewpoints, granted many people do too. Just like I do not know what is best for you, you do not know what is best for me. It is up to the individual to decide how they desire to live their lives, form their own opinions in their interests and, lawfully and peacefully, how to live and what they decide to do.
The reason people like Trump get into power is because some other people refuse to recognize they have angered others with their selfishness, arrogance and hubris. And when that happens people tend to push back. You are very lucky Trump was egotistical and incompetent and naive as he was! If the bullshit interventionism and bad policy continues, you might not be so lucky next time around. Pic related.
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29da0a No.350091
>>350090
Sorry, this comment was meant for OP: >>350048
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5560f0 No.350093
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473aac No.350095
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29da0a No.350096
>>350095
What makes you think America ever wanted to be like Europe? What makes you think Europeans live a better quality of life than us in any way shape or form today? If you are not paying attention now is the time to start. Europe does not have sovereign nations. It's largely ruled by corrupt unelected bureaucrats in the European Union who set and enforce a majority of the policies throughout Europe. Europe today has vassal states, completely under control of oligarchs. America is not perfect but at least in America we have more national sovereignty and freedom than most Europeans could ever dream of having today. Today if you spoke openly about half of what we talk about on /pnd/ in Europe you're ass would be thrown in a maximum security prison, no free speech over there anymore, dissident speech is now a hate crime throughout Europe. Open border deliberate destabilization exists in Europe too. Fight back an illegal violent migrant that attacks you in the streets of Europe? You're ass is going to prison, no right to self defense racist! Seriously….. what kind of brainwashing fuckery have you been swallowing that makes modern Europe look anything remotely better than the USSA?
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b2cf9e No.350101
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>>350048
>correction, rehabilitation
You mean re-education.
OP is the literal Ministry of Love straight outta 1984.
Induction of amnesia is one of their new technologies.
You won't even know how hard you were "re-educated".
Any residual anal pain will be attributed to poor diet or posture.
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7c398a No.350103
"Genetics is crude, but neuroscience goes directly to work on the brain, and the mind follows. Once you put human life in human hands, you have started on a slippery slope that knows no boundaries."
–Dr. Leon Kass
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7fb48a No.350105
>>350090
Underrated post
>>350096
This one too.
>>350101
> OP is the literal Ministry of Love straight outta 1984.
So true, and another underrated post.
As for OP… Practically Hopeless.
He and Biden have a lot in common.
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f34620 No.350111
>>350048
>We must not underestimate the low intelligence of Americans.
We don't. We slaughter cattle in the most efficient manner in time, with the tailored phsychosocialogicial methodology available current year, giving utmost priority to ensuring the offspring are not only genetically secure, but also most importantly psychologically secure.
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2abe91 No.350114
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f34620 No.350116
>>350114
leave the country now and homeschool, and maybe, just maybe, I wont.
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5560f0 No.350120
>>350048
58 YEARS ON PLANET EARTH….
And I have seen true superiority
And it was never human
A baby squirrel could rip any of your faces off so fast, you would be screaming "oh my God oh my God oh my God help me call an ambulance!"
The human race is vermin…
The entire human race needs to be eliminated in one fell swoop…
It's unfortunate only 65% of the human rights it's going to die in the upcoming conflagration…
That's why they need to use biological means, rather than nuclear..
I think covid was a big letdown
I was seriously hoping 90% of the human race would perish
I got my dick sucked for almost 3 hours today, but she had to go to work and she'll be back around 11:00
I think I should spend these next 3 hours putting some more paint on the canvas
It's amazing how such 'elite cutting edge imageboard geniuses' are so fucking flawed
OP is barely capable of constructing a coherent statement….
Yet he's got all the answers….
I actually think OP might even be Ashley Schneider….
Brain injured and decidedly schizophrenic
Like I said, the entire human race is a cancer
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e293f2 No.350121
>>350116
as if you had a choice in the matter
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f34620 No.350123
>>350121
only choice i've had, or really ever wanted was this moment. I am now aligned with my post-temporal pimp, #saved bitches, lets go. 53% off.
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5560f0 No.350124
My friend Sarah…
long story, but she's cool as shit
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5560f0 No.350125
I met Sarah in the weirdest way..
I trolled her SO BAD…. ruthless….
fucking RUTHLESS…..
I've rarely been THAT cruel……
I was in rare form that day.. I'm almost ashamed of myself, I was SUCH A BASTARD…
I said things that cannot be forgiven…
I was going way out of bounds..
……………………..and when I was done
SHE THANKED ME….
Very rare……
Sarah said, '''"you're absolutely correct, and I actually needed somebody to tell me that, because all my friends tell me what I want to hear… You're the first person to ever explain it like this, and you're absolutely correct."
KABOOM !!!
instant friends….
She's 21 now …..
19 when I met her
It's rare to find somebody who can handle being torn to shreds like that with dignity and class….
Especially when they're 19 years old
My wife let me take Sarah out on a few dates…. Wendy is totally cool like that…
(Wendy eats pussy…. DUHHH)
anyway, it's Sarah's birthday this week…
And for her birthday, I was thinking about getting her something she'll never forget like pregnant
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f34620 No.350126
>>350124
hi sarah, bobstamp plox. if you succeed within 10 min of posting my requested content, i will fly you to an island once known and now forgotten to all but a select few. you can be one of the few the proud, the buried unknowns at sea for better or worse. Yet you're better are'nt you?
If gfs are needed I got you, but after our last night out I thought you two had it man wtf hap?
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5560f0 No.350127
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5560f0 No.350128
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5560f0 No.350129
HOW TO MAKE $1,500 IN 6 HOURS WITHOUT WORKING :
1: come up with an idea, and it doesn't have to be brilliant.. it doesn't even have to be smart or cool, it can be total crap, like this idea I threw together for a billiard club..
It's a shark jumping out of a swimming pool about to attack a chick whose sunbathing…
It's a "pool shark", get it? It's super cheesy…
(They LOVED it)
I think you'll find most people respond to simple ideas, and if you put a bunch of energy into trying to think of ethereal genius stuff, you're wasting your time because most people won't gravitate to it…
Remember: people are stupid
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5560f0 No.350130
2: tell them you need $750 down, a 50% down payment, which covers materials and pot and whatever else kind of crazy shit you want to throw into the deal….
3: for $100, you can buy all the paints and brushes.. spend $100 at Home Depot on latex house paints… Red blue yellow black and white.. those are the only colors you need, because you can mix any color from there…
4: buy some really good pot
5: go paint the mural….
6: later that night, after 6 hours of painting, tell the boss you're finished and you're ready for the other $750
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5560f0 No.350131
I think I inadvertently deleted the pictures of the finished job… I can't find them anywhere, but I've got so many SD cards full of photos that I'm not sure what happened to it…
The finished job was just fine
It wasn't the Mona Lisa, but it's exactly what they wanted, (even though they didn't even want a mural)
I never asked them if I could paint a mural for them…
ITOLDthem….
"I'm the guy who's painting your mural"
"What mural?"
"I'm glad you asked"
The finished job was nice, I had a bunch of people in the pool partying and drinking beer and smoking weed…
Nice reflection work on the ways in the pool etc etc… In that photograph, that's just the base coat, but I came in afterwards and added light sources and shadows…
6 hours…. $1,500 cash tax free, plus all the Long Island iced teas I could drink for free, which was about 8…
It's weird how these days, everybody has forgotten the recent past, stuff like DREW PETERSON…..
That fucking piece of shit cop who killed two girlfriends and laughed for the news cameras in his driveway, so confident he was untouchable…
It's weird nobody seems to remember him
Nobody seems to remember anything that happened before 2010..
Mass collective attention deficit disorder
Drew Peterson was so cocky and sure he wasn't going to be arrested, he used to put on these weird shows in front of the news reporters, and he even walked out of his house with a video camera, shooting video of the news reporters shooting video of him…
Because he was a cop, he was certain he could get away with murdering two of his girlfriends
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5560f0 No.350132
Speaking of which, that's also the technique one should always use when getting in a girl's pants..
never ASK………
It's already 50/50 to begin with, but by ASKING, you're giving them an opportunity to take it to 75/25 or maybe nothing at all..
I never asked women permission,
Amateurs ask.. asking is for people who are uncertain
Asking is for people who don't know the answer…
I always MAKE STATEMENTS instead…
I State my intention..
There is no "yes or no" response required when you state your intentions…
"Plus people respect it more, when you just say what it is you intend on doing…
I also love my particular favorite technique :
"I'M INCLINED"
It's how to get what you want without having to come out and say it…
Instead, You're simply telling them what you are inclined to say or do…
"I'm inclined to tell you I need an extra $300, just to make sure any unforeseen costs are covered"
"I'm inclined to tell you to suck my dick while I roll a joint"
You never came out and had to tell her to suck your dick, because instead, you simply made a statement about "what you're inclined to say"
"I'm inclined to say stay here tonight because that's where this is going anyway"
They know what you want….
There wasn't a question, you weren't looking for an answer, and you didn't even have to make the statement.. all you did is mention what you were thinking about…
That's the same to SELL
Bypass the wasted effort protocol everybody else uses….
That's why they can't get what they want…
They think they're supposed to ask
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5560f0 No.350133
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5560f0 No.350134
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5560f0 No.350135
"FAIR" was a really sexy thin German woman with perfect tiny tits…
(There's nothing more disgusting than large breasts)
FAIR was actually very cool, a very very sweet sweet lady, and she pined for me for 2 years after I abandoned WEIRD TOWN.COM
yes…. WEIRD TOWN.COM…..
Before you go dissing the old style chat rooms, let me remind you that Weird town was AMAZING!!!…..
There would be 3,000, 3,500, up to 4,000 people, truly international, people from every country…
And I would single-handedly "entertain the troops" by juggling and confusing and frustrating and infuriating hundreds and hundreds of people, simultaneously….
I loved abusing the people from Syria and Andorra and God knows what shithole countries they were in…
The way they think is weird…
They just didn't seem to understand life the same way we do…
They were so primal and out of touch, that I could literally play them like a pinball machine, taking on 100 people simultaneously, INFURIATING THEM…
I have a reputation for getting death threats within the first night, but I perfected my skills, and I was talking up death threats within the first 10 minutes….
And if you think image board culture is some kind of elite sophisticated genre, not related to chat rooms, you'd be fooling yourself…
This is a chat room…
Image boards ARE chatrooms….
(I noticed the term "image board" seems to suggest being able to upload photographs is some kind of special accomplishment)
You could upload all the photographs you wanted in a chat room….
There's literally no difference whatsoever, (other than the false pretense image board culture douchebuckets seem to exude)
The only difference between an image board and a chat room is IN CHAT ROOMS, EVERYBODYISN'TPARROTING THE SAME HANDFUL OF WORN OUT TRENDY CATCH PHRASES, TRYING TO FIT IN…
"NORMIE"….. "ROASTIE"…. "AUTISM"….? "SCHIZO"… "CHAD"…. "STACY"….
What's so "elite" about desperately trying to fit in, struggling to make sure you include as many trendy catch phrases into each sentence as possible, worried that people won't accept you if you don't behave like a parrot, mimicking and repeating unoriginal syntax and behavior?….
That sounds like desperation to me
That doesn't sound very elite….
Being terrified you won't fit in if you "behave like him YOURSELF"….
And then there's the unspoken truth :
Image board culture = NOT TRYING
99.7% of image board culture parrots fell for the meme, believed Jordan Peterson, and tell themselves weird creepy self-defeetist nonsense like, "I better not try to get a girlfriend, or she might falsely accuse me of rape"…
They're simply afraid, it's nothing new, fear of rejection isn't a new thing, it's been around since the caveman…
But coming up with weird creepy Jordan Peterson excuses to rationalize and justify NOT TRYINGisa new TREND….
Trendy…. Trend following…
That's what imageboard culture is…
A complete lack of originality and creativity
Everybody downloads the same horrible Ms paint Wojack pictures and stupid PEPE garbage, then they uploaded again, and use it as an expression of their inner self…
Weird…
And it's an ocean of adult males who rely onhideous terrible garbage ANIME reaction picsto EXPRESS THEIR INNER PSYCHE…
Horrible unoriginal cookie cutter prescribed Asian cartoons ofLITTLE GIRLSTO EMPHASIZE THE INNER THOUGHTS OF AN ADULT MALE…
yeah……. I'll take the old chat rooms any day..
At least chat rooms weren't filled with unoriginal copycat parrots mimicking each other…
FAIR kept sending me nudes of herself and close up pictures of her vagina pulled wide open and shit like that….
I was the meanest person any of them had ever dealt with, but for some reason the girls all liked it, especially FAIR….
(LILLY WHITE is another former groupie, a wildchild, indeed… I used to have so many videos of her sticking things inside of herself, she would continually send me videos of her sticking things in her butthole and snatch, and ask me shit like "I'll do anything you want. Is there anything you want me to do? I will go out and let 10 guys fuck me and shoot a video if that's what you want"… She still does it.. she's actually pretty cool, thinks like a guy… She told my wife she wants to come to Atlanta from Pennsylvania where she lives, and be a sex slave, and just basically let me sexually abuse her Non-Stop.. LOL my wife actually said "if she'll eat my snatch as much as she sucks your dick, maybe we'll have a deal"
You'll see Lilywhite telling FAIR "he doesn't come here anymore"…
Because Lilywhite was still devoting her extra time to shooting video of her putting big objects in her asshole for me…
THANK GOD I'M NOT A SUPREME GENTLEMAN
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5560f0 No.350136
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5560f0 No.350137
Only half an hour until 11:00
And I'm going to get my dick sucked for another couple hours….
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5560f0 No.350139
There's something about sitting back, getting your dick sucked, then becoming a MONSTER, ungrateful worthless piece of human garbage, who forces her head down all the way balls deep and begins grunge pumping her throat…
It makes you feel like a king…
If they weren't prepared to be raped down the throat, they wouldn't have your dick in their mouth…
So I don't "get head"…
I throat fuck….
RUDELY…
very, VERY rudely…….
They say no "More Mr Nice Guy"….
But I never was nice in the first place…
People don't respect "nice"
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5560f0 No.350140
One of these days I'm going to tell (scrotum) the full detailed story about the morning my ex-wife and I saw an actual UFO up close…
And when I say UFO, I'm talking about a craft with a gravity engine…
I'm going to tell him exactly how I determined it was not an experimental military craft…
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5560f0 No.350141
I saw the Elvis movie three times in the theater, and I'm going to buy it for $24 now that it's available for streaming….
Oddly enough, all three times, there were A BUNCH OF HOT YOUNG TEENAGE CHICKS GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE…
And not just because of Austin Butler…
In fact, I was at the emergency room recently, and I bumped into an old friend named Brooke, an old friend who used to be a bartender and a real piece of ass… Little tiny blonde, little tiny tits, little tiny ass that could fit into two hands perfectly, and sharp chiseled facial features…
Brooke was with her daughter who I had never met before, and the daughter brought up the Elvis movie out of the blue…
And Brooke told me, "oh, she's been nagging me and nagging me about going to see that movie, so we're probably going to see it this weekend"…
And her daughter was 15 years old….
It turns out Elvis is still quite a hit with the ladies….
After all, he's ONLYthemost famous human being in history, even more well-known than the myth known as Jesus Christ
It's hilarious when somebody tries to suggest Elvis is just an irrelevant nobody…
Because they're talking about the most famous human being in the history of planet Earth.. just an irrelevance, right? LOL
And the Beatles were just a band, right?
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5560f0 No.350142
I hate humans for so many reasons, but religion is one of my favorite reasons to hate people
Anybody who's stupid enough to believe in the jolly green giant, without having any proof the jolly Green Giant ever existed, but willing to construct an entire life's belief system around the jolly Green Giant.. actually thinking they can send telepathic messages to the jolly Green Giant…
Convinced that jolly Green Giant is capable of listening to everybody's thoughts..
Convinced that there is a psychic invisible jolly Green Giant in the clouds, reading everybody's minds and interacting with their lives, "having their back"….
And the funniest part? The entire "there's no proof" scam goes like this :
'you only get to find out you were right after you die"
hahahahahaha !!!
Buy me a brand new BMW, and when you die you'll find out it was a good investment…
That's why mind molesters always Target children with their idiotic jolly Green Giant nonsense…
Because adults aren't pliable like that, and they might ask for proof…
So it's important to molest their minds while they're young…
And be sure to pepper it with lots of guilt and scorn from an angry God, who's also a loving God.. none of it makes sense
It's so fucking TRANSPARENTLY FALSE
But people spray paint themselves with this jolly Green Giant garbage, presenting themselves as "good people because they believe in the jolly Green Giant"
And instead of admitting they really don't know for sure, THEY ALWAYS INSIST THAT THEY ==KNOW THE TRUTH=
hahahahah…… Bizarre…
I created that "IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD,FUCK YOU" graphic specifically for jolly Green Giant morons…
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5560f0 No.350143
But I'm very open-minded, and I am an equal opportunity offender…
So, in the cases where people don't believe in the jolly Green Giant story, I created this graphic for them…
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5560f0 No.350144
I love telling black people, "of course, you are aware Jesus was actually black, right?"
and they ALWAYS say "yes"….
That's the beauty of the jolly Green Giant story, since it's complete garbage, everybody gets to pretend the jolly Green Giant is the same color as them, or the same gender, or whatever…
Just like all 15 previous historical incarnations of the hogwash "Jesus figure" prior to jesus, each one of them had the same skin color as the people telling the story…
Isn't that neat?
I never tell black people that I'm just pulling their leg, because I figure they deserve to worship an imaginary black Jesus, the same way white people worship an imaginary white Jesus
When it comes to worshiping, imaginary icons are always the best way to go
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5560f0 No.350145
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5560f0 No.350146
>>350048
Number One: I'm convinced you are Ashley Schneider
Number Two: if you're not actually schneider, I still don't like you
Number Three : you talked about the education system being bad, but you can barely construct a coherent statement.. you're terrible with words, and you are one of the worst communicators I've ever seen..
THE EDUCATION SYSTEM DIDN'T LET YOU DOWN..
YOULET YOURSELF DOWN
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5560f0 No.350147
>>350048
Number Seventeen : FUCK YOU
Number Thirty Five: there are inner City ghetto first grade children who are better communicators than you, so apparently, the education system is doing a lot better than whatever the hell you're doing..
You seem like you were homeschooled
BY YOURSELF
You seem like you taught yourself
Like you were the teacher and the student
And you weren't qualified for either role
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5560f0 No.350148
It should take her about 10 minutes to get home from work, so I'm about to go wash my dick off….
It's always important to wash your genitals and your balls, even if you don't bathe, like Ashley Schneider….
Because you never know whose mouth you're going to be sticking your penis into, amirite?…..
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5560f0 No.350149
>>350048
I can't tell if your stupid picture is supposed to be a blue meanie Hershey's kiss, a discount condom, or a nipple to a baby's bottle..
Either way, suckling seems to be your specialty, especially condoms, so why don't you start by giving me a kiss right here on this big fat head between my legs?
I guarantee you would suck dick WITH LITTLE TO NO PERSUASION WHATSOEVER
Because I know deep inside you are desperate for human touch
You are desperate for some kind of friendship or companionship….
So you definitely rationalize a dick in your mouth
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5560f0 No.350150
Before I go wash my dick……
HOW I USED TO INITIATE IMPROMPTU AD HOC GANGBANGS WITH COMPLETE STRANGERS:
Again.. I never asked anybody anything
I simply made an announcement :
"Okay everybody, this is going to be a lot of fun. We're all going to have an orgy… Okay, all you guys get your ass into the bathroom right now and scrub your hands and your genitals like you are a surgeon.. soap and water, and get your dick and balls squeaky clean, and get under your fingernails and clean your hands thoroughly"
An entire room full of people sitting silently looking at me…
Nobody says "hell no we're not going to have an orgy!"
Again I tell the guys, "RIGHT NOW! GET YOUR ASS IN THE BATHROOM AND SCRUB YOUR DICKS DOWN SQUEAKY CLEAN FOR THESE LADIES!!"
Suddenly, seven guys run into the bathroom
And five women sit silently, now smiling..
They never had anybody take charge like that before…
"Ladies, have you ever had a guy fingering you, and suddenly you realized he had just used a public restroom, and then touched the door handle, and then touched money, and he never washed his hands afterwards?"
"Eeeewwwww"
"EXACTLY!!.. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT !!"
One of the women takes her shirt off…
And another woman (whose boyfriend just ran into the bathroom to wash his dick) starts taking off her pants…
I'm not joking….
It's really just that easy…
THE SECRET : CONFIDENCE
If your voice quavers even the littlest bit, if your voice shows any uncertainty or doubt whatsoever, you can forget it…
You have to be a master of ceremonies, and be confident…
Notice I never asked anybody if they wanted to have sex…
I simply made an announcement, "WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE SEX"
Everybody wants to be bad
Everybody wants to have naughty bad fun
But nobody has the courage to simply say it
>>350048
You seem like a real welcome mat to me
I'm going to buy you a green t-shirt with white letters across the chest that says WELCOME
Because you were born to let other people wipe their feet on you
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5560f0 No.350151
The first 10 or 15 times, I admit I WOULD PARTICIPATE IN THE GANGBANGS….
hell yes, I did !!!
I would be fucking other men's girlfriends in front of them, and the men had no complaints because thanks to me, they were getting their dick sucked by a girl they just met, right there in front of their girlfriend..
I've actually been banging other guys girlfriends and wives in front of them, and told them, "hey, play side two of Abbey road and roll a joint for me" and blown my loads into their girlfriends…
But after a while, it became UN-challengimg
It was no longer exciting
So I changed up my game
And I started initiating group sex, and once everybody was having sex, I would get up and leave…
I WOULD LEAVE MY OWN APARTMENT
WITH COMPLETE STRANGERS HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IN MY LIVING ROOM
It was very cool and weird
"Wtf ? That dude just talked us into having sex with each other, and LEFT HIS OWN APARTMENT, leaving us in here fucking each other"
I had a technique of timing things, believe it or not with cigarettes…
I would smoke 5 cigarettes…
I'd walk down the road or go to the store or kill time somewhere, and when the 5th cigarette was finished, everybody had already blown their loads in the girls…
So I would go back to my apartment, walk in my front door, and tell everybody "PARTY'S OVER! EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!"
You've never seen people throw on their clothes so fast in your life
It's really just all about confidence
>>350048
Something you lack
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5560f0 No.350152
When you lack confidence…..
You exude incompetence…..
And you're never going to persuade anybody with fearful uncertainty and incompetence
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f34620 No.350153
>>350130
>HOW TO MAKE $1,500
> tell the boss
good shit m8tato
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ce22a2 No.350154
Johnny Homo raging at the world in AZT-fueled rage. His immune system is essentially non-existent at this point, but he continues on for some reason. Yelling at his imaginary enemies does nothing, as his homosexual lifestyle is the REAL source of his situation and shame. Will he wake up? Naw.
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f34620 No.350155
>>350154
I would suggest than that his influence and impact on further discussion to be irrelevant at worse and a reminder of folly in social education at best, may he RIP? We may never know.
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f34620 No.350156
>>350152
when you lack independence…
you redefine existence…
And you're never going to understand an individuality without inheriting it's deficit. At in the very least the linear measure.
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f34620 No.350158
>approc. 11:30 deengaged noted.
>eassume op israel inflammation at 00 hunder.
raise or a bullet b4 you bedder down, can i get some philo stacks?
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f34620 No.350159
>>350158
just the sweet ones worth less than nothings for me please.
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