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File: 46f0ee70e50db77⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 800x354, 400:177, JNs_BIG_T_H_I_C_K_ANNOUNCE….gif)

b83c87  No.347455

I'VE GOT A HUGE, THICK, SWOLLEN ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

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b83c87  No.347456

every genius 'livingroom detective' patriot already knows thatJERALD MADE VAGUE THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST MEbecause i helped steal the election

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b83c87  No.347457

File: cdd5af57dd2b2d6⋯.jpg (544.28 KB, 1013x1280, 1013:1280, 20210814_234545.jpg)

File: ade7b0667b241b2⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1426x1080, 713:540, PicsArt_11_29_03_16_31.png)

File: 1ad434b4866bd7a⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1091x1080, 1091:1080, PicsArt_12_09_04_42_05.png)

File: b077c92bd895811⋯.jpg (507.79 KB, 1562x2673, 142:243, PicsArt_11_29_01_06_49.jpg)

and EVERY UNEMPLOYED DISABILITY CHATROOM CULTURE GENIUS knowsJerald has already seen the people he put into the White House PROVE HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT

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b83c87  No.347458

File: 1073e6f4ececf0f⋯.mp4 (2.17 MB, 960x540, 16:9, km_20220728_540p.mp4)

and of course, everybody with a brain stem is fully aware that both KILLCENANDJERALD''' have watched the sworn testimony of the very same people they expected to verify the bullshit stolen election garbage

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b83c87  No.347459

File: 84214462f1e180d⋯.png (464.06 KB, 720x720, 1:1, Picsart_22_08_03_15_07_52_….png)

And 9 out of 10 doctors agree that instead of apologizing for making weird threats and admitting he was a stupid gullible fool, Jerry decided to double down, becauseHE'S A FUCKING COWARD, WHO IS AFRAID OF ADMITTING THAT HE'S A STUPID GULLIBLE IDIOT

We all already knew that KILLCEN IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS UNEDUCATED COWARD WHO'S INCAPABLE OF ADMITTING WHEN HE'S WRONG, but Killcen never made any weird vague threats about an upcoming civil war in which people like him were going to kill people like me…

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b83c87  No.347461

File: 91da8b37087b644⋯.png (100.29 KB, 348x277, 348:277, 365_Days_8_3_2022.png)

AND OF COURSE, EVEN YOUR GREASY GROSS GRANDMA KNOWSI PROMISED TO PUNISH JERRY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR

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b83c87  No.347462

File: 5ab8cbbec479cec⋯.jpg (541.97 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, PicsArt_11_28_05_20_05.jpg)

and if ANYBODY in here knows how I operate…

IT'S JERALD !!!

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b83c87  No.347463

File: 860c51a052674b7⋯.png (188.77 KB, 893x299, 893:299, Previous_Announcement_8_3_….png)

and LITERALLY BILLIONS OF PEOPLE realize I recently made an announcement

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b83c87  No.347464

File: 8dc839febbda460⋯.png (57.7 KB, 257x246, 257:246, 547_Days_8_3_2022_1_.png)

so at this point,every human being on planet Earth is aware I decided to add half a year to the original 365 days

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b83c87  No.347465

File: 31283877fd90e5d⋯.jpg (113.74 KB, 720x1294, 360:647, Picsart_22_08_03_15_38_13_….jpg)

and YES, even extra terrestrial life forms are now aware thatit's been 30 dayssince I started my original year's worth of punishment

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b83c87  No.347466

File: 281734f8699b5d3⋯.png (507.32 KB, 1245x720, 83:48, Picsart_22_08_03_15_42_27_….png)

so even Jacques Cousteau's Amorous Nephew is eagerly anticipating my big thick announcement today

SO…. HERE GOES :

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b83c87  No.347468

File: 7f2ca80b3b43cd6⋯.png (252.49 KB, 752x720, 47:45, Picsart_22_08_03_15_48_20_….png)

THE RECENTLY UPDATED PUNISHMENT SCHEDULE OF 547 DAYS BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING

I regret to inform Jerald that my proprietary punishment clock has a binary glitch, in which punishment schedules reset at ZERO every time I update the schedule

(Be sure to tune in on halloween, 2022 when the schedule is updated again)

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4b8082  No.347469

File: 6b64d90d66f7f5a⋯.jpg (265.08 KB, 1534x629, 1534:629, Picsart_22_08_03_15_53_21_….jpg)

here's my entry…

oh, hold on…. is this the banner contest thread? No?…. wrong thread?

I made a mistake..

but at least I'll own up to it

I regret to inform Jerald that my proprietary punishment clock has a binary glitch, in which punishment schedules reset at ZERO every time I update the schedule

(Be sure to tune in on halloween, 2022 when the schedule is updated again)

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4b8082  No.347470

>>347468

Sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you. I guess I stumbled in the wrong thread. I'm looking for the banner contest thread. I made a stupid mistake.

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b83c87  No.347471

>>347470

no problem, sir !……..

And thank you for proving how easy it is for adult males to own up to their own mistakes

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b83c87  No.347472

File: 3cbb0d2808bbefc⋯.jpg (184.74 KB, 720x1287, 80:143, Picsart_22_08_03_16_08_38_….jpg)

==ALSO BE SURE TO TELL HER WHEN SHE SEES HOW THICK MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS, SHE WON'T PRETEND TO BE A LESBIAN ANYMORE !!=°

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b83c87  No.347473

File: 2e03b2e8995a909⋯.jpg (151.71 KB, 1097x700, 1097:700, Picsart_22_08_03_16_15_36_….jpg)

Tell your daughter when she comes here I'm going to show her my collection of horrifying congenital birth defects

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b83c87  No.347474

File: 84251e6508a4d7d⋯.jpg (146.2 KB, 1024x1091, 1024:1091, Picsart_22_08_03_16_17_02_….jpg)

Then I'm going to show her what's even cooler than smoking pot

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b83c87  No.347475

File: c8b184922e24857⋯.jpg (65.39 KB, 389x520, 389:520, Picsart_22_08_03_16_11_56_….jpg)

I'm going to help her find the soldier deep within her

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b83c87  No.347476

File: b17a1cbe4a16091⋯.jpg (51.83 KB, 440x360, 11:9, Picsart_22_08_03_16_14_10_….jpg)

You probably think she'll be shocked to find out she's about to begin an anal sex relationship with a married man

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b83c87  No.347477

File: 7e827268bd4215b⋯.jpg (326.67 KB, 1024x520, 128:65, Picsart_22_08_03_16_13_47_….jpg)

But don't worry.. girls love married men

It's a game to them, just like it is to me

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b83c87  No.347478

File: 657bcf89d292e6d⋯.jpg (527.08 KB, 778x1024, 389:512, Picsart_22_08_03_16_14_42_….jpg)

I'm going to teach your daughter how to paint

Among other things

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b83c87  No.347479

File: 0e87b56ce98d8e3⋯.jpg (912.22 KB, 2400x3200, 3:4, Picsart_22_08_03_16_14_30_….jpg)

File: 6b991e3d1a4bb1c⋯.jpg (403.21 KB, 1254x1505, 1254:1505, Picsart_22_08_03_16_21_27_….jpg)

I'm going to teach her how to use a ballpoint pen to impress people….

AND HER RECTUM

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b83c87  No.347480

File: a915fae1b941511⋯.jpg (424.9 KB, 1227x1635, 409:545, Picsart_22_08_03_16_13_13_….jpg)

She's never had homeschooling like I'm going to home school her !!!

(Because I'm going to homeschool her up her ass)

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b83c87  No.347481

File: 579e36d8e6798e3⋯.jpg (35.26 KB, 360x480, 3:4, Picsart_22_08_03_16_24_45_….jpg)

I'm going to teach her how to relax and let it all hang out

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b83c87  No.347482

File: d38f0e4cd0f0f1d⋯.jpg (212.91 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Picsart_22_08_03_16_22_11_….jpg)

And don't worry.. we're not going to forget about you…

I'll be sure to mention you as I'm ejaculating into your daughter

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b83c87  No.347483

File: bd237c4d8216e31⋯.jpg (364.27 KB, 1629x1094, 1629:1094, Picsart_22_08_03_16_21_01_….jpg)

God knows she's had enough of your maharishi word circle bullshit

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b83c87  No.347484

File: fac451287df4f1f⋯.jpg (169.36 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, Picsart_22_08_03_16_17_13_….jpg)

In fact, I've named my penis "MAHARISHI"

And I'm going to name her rectum "WORD CIRCLE"

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b83c87  No.347485

File: c0a92af4864dc56⋯.jpg (292 KB, 1024x900, 256:225, Picsart_22_08_03_16_23_17_….jpg)

And I'm going to introduce her to all my friends…

Who will become her customers

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b83c87  No.347486

File: 631f9ccdb1f92db⋯.png (81.83 KB, 581x573, 581:573, Picsart_22_08_03_16_18_34_….png)

I'm going to have a ball !!

An eight ball !!!

And two of my balls in her mouth

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b83c87  No.347487

File: c7e53c3e6416a83⋯.png (907.8 KB, 900x1280, 45:64, Picsart_22_08_03_16_20_25_….png)

It's going to be legendary Fucking Your Daughter in The Ass, Patriot !!!

I plan on milking her for everything she's worth

(Or at least however much money the customers have in their pockets at that moment)

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b83c87  No.347488

File: 46d99b0923c1d7e⋯.jpg (312.9 KB, 1024x1820, 256:455, Picsart_22_08_03_16_17_43_….jpg)

EVERYBODY JOIN ME THIS UPCOMING HALLOWEEN FOR ANOTHER BIG THICK ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

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b83c87  No.347489

File: 008ae5e6b134384⋯.jpg (357.55 KB, 787x804, 787:804, _.jpg)

Tell your daughter that it's okay if she's over the hill..

By the time she turns 20, it's out of the question for me

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b83c87  No.347490

File: 67cd8c81bd2757c⋯.jpg (311.15 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20180118_125042.jpg)

ALSO :

You might want to explain to your daughter that this is not phlegm or snot…

I've got a little bit of a urinary tract infection, so my sperm has a strange greenish tint to it

But tell her it tastes just like every other guy's sperm she's ever swallowed

Never sell them for the easiest with the added bonus of some extra white blood cells

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b83c87  No.347491

File: 081ac54ef937850⋯.jpg (109.69 KB, 753x720, 251:240, Picsart_22_08_03_16_54_42_….jpg)

LOL @ MY SPEECH TO TEXT PICKING UP PART OF SNIVELING COWARD CHICKEN SHIT ALEX JONES TRYING TO STUTTER AND STAMMER HIS WAY OUT OF LIABILITY IN THE COURTROOM!! THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEXT THREAD!

ALEX JONES IS DOING A TERRIBLE JOB OF DEFENDING HIMSELF IN CIVIL COURT!

THEY ARE GOING TO CRUCIFY HIM FINANCIALLY

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT RIGHT NOW

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349552  No.347492

>>347490

that is waaaaay too much info for a politics and news board.

the picture was not necessary.

disgusting if true and disgusting if it's a ruse.

nasty shit my man.

keep that boner kill shit on /b/ got damn.

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e5e9b7  No.347493

JUST LIKE JERALD & KILLCEN

'''ALEX JONES IS A CHICKENSHIT PIECE OF GARBAGE COWARD, TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT WHEN HE'S WRONG, AND COMPLETELY UNRELIABLE WITH NO CREDIBILITY WHATSOEVER !!!==

(And his multi-million dollar attorney defense dream team fag show idiot INADVERTENTLY FORGOT TO LABEL THE CONTENTS OF ALEX JONES PHONE AS "PRIVILEGED EVIDENCE" !!!'

Meaning the prosecution had full access to all of the incriminating evidence

But Alex Jones attorney never told his client about the mistake he made, so Alex Jones just got caught lying under oath

They are ripping him to shreds

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dde910  No.347494

>>347493

You are a fucking idiot

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a6fe28  No.347497

Men who brag about having anal sex are homosexuals.

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e5e9b7  No.347498

>>347494

When I was 15, I scored 137 on the WISC-R4

Not that you're intelligent enough to know what the WISC-R4 is….

>>347497

MEN WHO ARE INSECURE ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY THEY MIGHT BE HOMOSEXUAL ALWAYS SUGGEST HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A WOMAN "MEANS YOU'RE GAY"

Any questions, closet homo?

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e5e9b7  No.347499

>>347492

"LOOK, EVERYBODY!!.. I FOUND THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY THINKS THIS IS A POLITICAL BOARD!!"

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e5e9b7  No.347502

>>347492

Do you have any daughters?

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e5e9b7  No.347503

>>347492

If so, show us some photographs of their genitalia….

NOW… fuckface

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e5e9b7  No.347504

>>347497

MEN WHO DON'T GET ANY PUSSY GET REALLY TOUCHY WHEN THEY HEAR ANOTHER MAN MENTION FUCKING THEIR OWN WIFE IN THE ASS

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a6fe28  No.347505

Anal sex is for homos.

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