okay, so I was lying. they'reNOTgoing to give you a bail bond, Ashley. .
YOU FAILED TO APPEAR DUHHHH
you'll be processed, fingerprinted, given inmate clothing, and assigned a jail cell, where you will sit until the trial eventually happens….
but that could take 9 months, maybe more.
YOU FAILED TO APPEAR !!
YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO APPEAR FOR TRIAL !!
THEY WILL NOT GIVE YOU A BOND
BECAUSE THEY CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL APPEAR FOR YOUR TRIAL
BY KEEPING YOU IN A CAGE
I lied to you, and told you that you'll be processed quickly…. because I REALLY wanted to have you spend your birthday in jail… But my wife said "don't do it. let her turn herself in"…
I regret listening to her advice
I really, really REALLY wanted to fuck up your birthday (I do NOT like you at all)
But ?…. The "you will be processed and out the door by 5:30" was a LIE…..
YOU WILLNOTBE RELEASED
YOUWILLSIT IN JAIL UNTIL THEY TRANSPORT YOU TO TRIAL
hahahahahaha !!
you haven't slept in days…
now you're DEFINITELY not going to sleep tonight