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She's aVERYPretty Woman !!

Also :

Her brother Ryan is being looked at for an OBSTRUCTION CHARGE

because Ashley was hiding in the basement when Ryan lied to the police at his front door.

I've got his text messages

Ashley's SHITHOLE WORTHLESS CITY is in the Central Time Zone….

So it will be 5:00 my time when her opportunity to turn herself in finally ends

And by 5:30 PM CST, there will be police officers and sheriff's deputies actively looking for her.

But THIS IS THE DAY

HER LIFE WILL SURELY CHANGE

(Either for the better or for the worse)

I'm not known for being a nice guy

It went against my grain

And Isincerelyhope she does it the hard way

because she will likely sit in jail until her trial

and Fond Du Lac County is currently experiencing an average of 10 months to receive an indictment.

meaning if she doesn't show up TODAY BY 4:00 CST she probably won't get out of jail until Early June 2022

ASHLEY GOT FAT THIS YEAR

hiding down in her mother's nasty basement

hiding from the police…… LOL

GOOD NEWS : Wisconsin still serves VITAPRO™ as a meat substitute to inmates

VITAPRO™ is clearly labeled

NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

it's manufactered for factory farming

It fattens up cows and pigs

It's extreeeemely unhealthy

AND IT MAKES YOU SWELL UP

IT MAKES YOU GAIN WEIGHT TOO FAST

hahahahaha

and it's in all the jail food in Fond Du Lac

it cannot be avoided

And since her family are all on WELFARE just like Ashley, they can't afford bail OR commissary items like chips or ramen

Oh I almost forgot……

VitaPro also gives you EDEMA, where your feet and ankles swell up like

AND DIABETES

enjoy

VitaPro gives you EDEMA, where your feet and ankles swell up likebig water balloons

AND DIABETES

enjoy

500 Allen Street is a three bedroom house, with four adults living in it…

And now you know why Ashley lives down in the basement

Okay…..

It's 10:14 Central standard Time, and she still hasn't turned herself in..

The courtroom is already handling and disposing of cases right now

She could have already been processed and released at this point

Well, actually she probably wouldn't be released until 4:00 p.m.

But now she's making them go out of their way again.. and they don't show respect to defendants who disrespect them

>>347069

By the way, jerry.. I would like to tell you something from the bottom of my heart

>>347069

I have a TON of respect for you

>>347069

…… I realize you don't trust me

You probably think I'm blowing smoke up your ass, but I'm not.. I'm keeping it 100

I have a shitload of respect for you, sir

>>347069

WHY IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU:

BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU

I know you've already heard it a hundred times already, but the story doesn't change because it's the truth

I am disappointed because you're better than this

You and Killcen REFUSE TO BE HONEST for two completely different reasons :

KILLCEN : because he's been wrong about every prediction and conspiracy theory for 23 years straight, and admitting he was wrong will mean he has to admit he has wasted 23 years living in fear, literally being ruled by fear, instead of enjoying those 23 years and making the most out of them, no matter how bad things might be

YOU : just to save face on one topic

Your technique of sticking your head in the sand like an ostrich is only effective for a week or so, and that week is long gone

At this point, even caterpillars and door knobs are aware that the election was not stolen, and it was an attempt to steal the election by a sore loser, a big stupid baby who never learned how to lose with dignity

THE ELECTION WAS LOST, FAIR AND SQUARE

But you side with party over country, while you pretend to be a patriot

this has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the election

this has EVERYTHING to do with YOUR INTEGRITY

You know me better than anybody else in here

You know my techniques and my motivations

You know how I get under people's skin better than anybody

When are you going to finally just admit it?

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DEMONSTRATE PATRIOTISM?

>inb4 persona look within

I keep telling you I love you like a brother

But I'm honest with my brothers and they are honest with me

I'm not even going to drop to the level of mentioning the persona of Cult Carlson

Or CULT CAVEMAN

I'm not even going to drop to the level of telling you that you should look within

You are a genius

100% true

So of course you are completely aware, sooner or later, you ARE going to publicly admit that you were wrong about the election

(Again, I don't care about the election)

The election ISN'T the topic here

Because it has been conclusively proven that the election was not stolen, so that's no longer even an issue

The real issue is your refusal to admit when you are wrong

Somehow in the back of your mind you still have a childish fantasy about a civil war in which you become a spontaneous badass

You've got radical agenda, and MOB mentality

And that's why you're refusing to admit that you realize you were wrong

You think if you keep denying it, it will eventually come true for you

Your caveman is about to be indicted both federally and in the state of Georgia

Your perceptions from your living room have no value whatsoever

The court system has looked at the evidence and the preponderance is overwhelming

But none of that matters

Because the caveman is not my friend

YOU are my friend

And I would have expected much better from you

EXAMPLE OF MY GULLIBILITY : 3 or 4 months ago, I was extremeing some documentaries, and I stumbled upon top secret NASA footage that showed the moon landing was faked

I've always considered myself to be at least one step up from the average moron, not exactly einstein, but I have always considered myself to be somewhat intelligent

I actually stumbled on the footage of television cameras on a soundstage with the astronauts preparing to shoot the moon landing

I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND IN REAL LIFE WHO IS A TRUMP SUPPORTING, FOX NEWS PATRIOT EX SPECIAL FORCES SURVIVALIST GUY (I rent to him)

I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT THE PROOF OF A FAKE MOON LANDING I HAD DISCOVERED

I guess you know the rest of the story?

IT WASN'T REAL !! SOMEBODY HAD CLEVERLY ADDED DISTORTION AND GLITCH FILTERS TO FOOTAGE FROM A MOVIE, AND INTERSPERSED IT WITH ACTUAL MOON LANDING FOOTAGE !!!!=

THAT'S ALL IT TOOK TO FOOL ME

IT TURNS OUT I AM CAPABLE OF BEING FOOLED!! IT TURNS OUT I'M NOT QUITE AS SMART AS I THOUGHT

>>347125

RE: EXTREMEING -

LOL

that's SPEECH TO TEXT for "STREAMING"

Instead of being so embarrassed that I tried the childish technique of doubling down, and insisting the footage was real….

I REALIZED I HAVE INTEGRITY AND CREDIBILITY I NEED TO MAINTAIN

SO I IMMEDIATELY ADMITTED I WAS GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT !!!!

BY ADMITTING MY MISTAKE, I EARNED CREDIBILITY IN THE FUTURE

Hold on a second.. let me see if I can find the footage I'm talking about so you can get an idea of exactly how gullible I was

I'm going to be the first one to admit how stupid I was

THAT'S CALLED CREDIBILITY

I'll be right back let me see if I can find this.. I think the movie was Capricorn One, mixed in with actual moon landing footage

WHY I FELL FOR IT :

simple

BECAUSE I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT

WHY YOU FELL FOR THE ELECTION LIES:

WHY KILLCEN NEVER EXERCISES SCRUTINY :

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BELIEVE

And jerry? May I be completely honest with you, sir?…..

I always considered you to be a better man than me

Believe it or not, I looked up to you and not just because you are the world's tallest spaghetti noodle….

I LOOKED UP TO YOU BECAUSE I CONSIDER YOU TO BE A BETTER MAN THAN I AM

YOU'VE EXPERIENCED QUITE A LOT IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU'VE LEARNED 100 LIFETIMES WORTH OF KNOWLEDGE ALONG THE WAY

AND I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED YOU TO BE THE BETTER MAN THAN ME

When LOLcow Johnny Neptune HAS MORE COURAGE AND INTEGRITY than you, that's not something to brag about

AGAIN : I'VE GOT CREDIBILITY, BECAUSE I HAVE PROVEN THAT I WILL ADMIT WHEN I MAKE A MISTAKE

Q: how long are you going to wait until you earn credibility?

Yes, it's THE THE…….

Same guy who did UNCERTAIN SMILE

ASHLEY SCHNEIDER……

"THIS IS THE DAY YOUR LIFE WILL SURELY CHANGE.. THIS IS THE DAY WHEN THINGS FALL INTO PLACE"

At some point, even the stupidest of people has to finally accept the fact that pretending they are unaware of their mistake isn't going to work anymore

…….and NOW……..

As a lawful citizen of the United States of America, it is my moral and ethical duty to assist law enforcement….

I have information they need to apprehend a fugitive

She became a fugitive this morning when she decided she's the one making the rules

And I have two phone calls that need to be made because the lunch break is about to begin in Wisconsin, and they need this information before they go on lunch break

Jerry ?…… I know you are a man of honor and integrity.. I know you will eventually come off your high horse and simply admit the truth

But the longer it takes you to admit you were gullible, the more of a coward you appear to be

When I realized I fell for the Capricorn One footage, '''I IMMEDIATELY ADMITTED I WAS WRONG AND I WAS GULLIBLE !!!==

AGAIN : THE MEASURE OF A MAN CAN BE DETERMINED BY THE LENGTH OF TIME IT TAKES HIM TO ADMIT WHEN HE MADE A MISTAKE

That's what separates men from children

I'll be back to torture you later, Jerry….

But right now I need to tell them where Ashley Schneider is. I have her GPS right now

(She doesn't realize the flaw in Knox privacy with her Samsung TAB A)

I'll see you later