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f7bafa  No.346687 [Last 50 Posts]

Hey, Kids!!… It's your old friendLOLvishere, and I'm inviting everyone to gather 'round and join me in today'sBIG ASS BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

As all of you know, tomorrow is ASHLEY SCHNEIDER'S 32nd BIRTHDAY !!!

ANDI HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER !!!

____________________________
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f7bafa  No.346688

Well everybody's mother's finish hanging the balloons and other birthday decorations, I want all you kids to come in the den and sit in a big circle around me !!!

IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN, KIDS!!

EVERYBODY TUNE IN AND DROP OUT AND GROOVE ON AND GET HIGH OR WHATEVER YOU CRAZY KIDS SAY THESE DAYS

LET'S START THE SHOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC!!!

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f7bafa  No.346689

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER!!!

Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed

You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red

The calendar on your wall was ticking the days off

You've been reading some old letters

You smile and think how much you've changed

All the money in the world couldn't buy back those days

You pull back the curtains

And the sun burns into your eyes

You watch a plane flying

Across a clear blue sky

This is the day, your life will surely change

This is the day, when things fall into place

You could have done anything, if you wanted

And all your friends and family think that you're lucky

But the side of you they'll never see

Is when you're left alone with your memories

That hold your life together, like glue

You pull back the curtains

And the sun burns into your eyes

You watch a plane flying

Across a clear blue sky

This is the day, your life will surely change

This is the day, when things fall into place

This is the day (This is the day)

Your life will surely change

This is the day (This is the day)

Your life will surely change

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f7bafa  No.346690

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EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND!! IM GOING TO MAKE MYBIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENTSOON!!

ENJOY ANOTHER SONG !!!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Peeling the skin back from my eyes

I felt surprised

That the time on the clock was the time

I usually retire

To the place where I cleared my head of you

But just for today

I think I lie here and dream of you

I've got you under my skin

where the rain can't get in

But if the sweat pours out,

just shout

I'll try to swim and pull you out

A howling wind that blows the litter

as the rain flows

As street lamps pour orange colored shapes

through your windows

A broken soul

stares from a pair of watering eyes

Uncertain emotions

force an uncertain smile

I've got you under my skin

where the rain can't get in

But if the sweat pours out,

just shout

I'll try to swim and pull you out

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f7bafa  No.346691

ASHLEY ? MY FIRST PRESENT FOR YOU IS :

I'VE GOTTEN UNDER YOUR SKIN, WHERE THE RAIN CAN'T GET IN

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f7bafa  No.346692

ASHLEY SCHNEIDER BIRTHDAY GIRL?.. MY SECOND BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO YOU IS GOING TO LAST YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

I'M ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED UNTIL TODAY

THE STRANGLERS

(You're not a child anymore, so stop gravitating to cliche spooky sinister pre-package contrived Halloween decoration music… The name 'THE STRANGLERS' sounds like they would be cliche, but they are the farthest thing from cliche you're going to find, unless you considered the Beatles perhaps

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f7bafa  No.346694

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You could have wasted yourself

in a plane

in the air

But lead poisoning from your daddy

to me

just didn't seem fair

Committing the crime ………..

of taking your time……………..

You're laughing

we're carving your name in a tree

for the kids to see

We hear ya,

we feel your ecstasy

You paid the penalty

You could have wasted away

on the floor of a hotel room

With the hand of a working girl

to lead you into your tomb

Committing the crime…………

of taking your time…………….

You're laughing

we're carving your name in a tree

for the kids to see

We hear ya,

we fear your ecstasy

You paid the penalty

You could have hung your hat

on a pretender's lust for fame

But you refused to lay it down

It took your old man

to live in shame

For committing the crime…………

of taking your time…………………..

You're laughing

we're carving your name in a tree

for the kids to see

We hear ya, we feel your ecstasy

You paid the penalty

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f7bafa  No.346695

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ASHLEY, LISTEN TO THE STRANGLERS ALBUM:"AURAL SCULPTURE"

The entire album….

Trust me….

This gift is going to last you for the rest of your life because I promise you will fall in love with the stranglers….

If the album "AURAL SCULPTURE" doesn't become one of your favorites, I would be surprised…

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f7bafa  No.346696

Many people tell you that they're your friend

And you believe them, you need them for what's 'round the river bend

Make sure that you're receiving the signals they send

'Cause brother, you've only got two hands to lend

Maybe there's someone who makes you weep

And some nights loom up ahead when you're asleep

Some days there's things on your mind you should keep

Sometimes, it's tougher to look than to leap

better watch out for the skin deep

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) better watch out for the skin deep

(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep

(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep

Better watch out for the skin deep

One day the track that you're climbing gets steep

Your emotions are frayed and your nerves are starting to creep

Just remember the days as long as the time that you keep

Brother, you better watch out for the skin deep

better watch out for the skin deep

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) better watch out for the skin deep

(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep

(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep

Better watch out for the skin deep

watch out for the skin deep

(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep

Better watch out for the skin deep

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f7bafa  No.346697

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GET READY KIDS, BECAUSE LOLvis WILL BE MAKING HIS BIG ASS BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SOON!!!

Let me down easy

Let me down easy

When I rest my weary head

After all my words are said

When my eyelids close with the weight of a hundred years

Please let me down easy

Let me down easy

My boat can slip away into a calmer sea

Let me down easy

I know there'll be nothing to fear

Let me down easy

Let me down easy

Let me down easy

Let me down easy

My body slips away out into weightlessness

Let me down easy

Now I know that there's nothing to fear

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f7bafa  No.346698

BIRTHDAY, ACTUALLY SCHNEIDER!!

………….YOU'RE A GOOD KID !…..

(you are a shitty adult, but a good kid)

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f7bafa  No.346699

File: 5571e11e01ac143⋯.jpg (60.85 KB, 616x343, 88:49, Picsart_22_07_30_14_43_48_….jpg)

ACTUALLY™ SCHNEIDER© !!!!!!

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MY BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!

I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT FOR ASHLEY THIS YEAR !!!

(But first, listen to this song while I make a cup of coffee)

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f7bafa  No.346700

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(mayan sacrifice)

Just like an Indian I climb

Offering sacrifice

Up to the temple on the hill

Can human heart suffice?

Can I survive the world alone

Without a well within my home

Without the one idol's love

Shining down upon me?

She eats Souls

She eats Souls

ALL THAT I'M OFFERING'S THE HEART

THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO GIVE

With all this heat surrounding me

My deity forgives

And if she needs it every day

I'll climb the steps my savage way

Uttering incantations up up above me

She eats Souls

She eats Souls

Can I survive the world alone

Without a well within my home

Without the one idol's love

Shining down upon one?

She eats Souls

She eats Souls

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f7bafa  No.346701

File: 18f6aac34891090⋯.jpg (953.92 KB, 2766x2778, 461:463, Picsart_22_07_30_16_04_29_….jpg)

Okay.. I'm about to make my BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT

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d6f41b  No.346703

RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR LOG FULL UTF-8 7/30/2022

MIRROR ONE: https://archive.ph/czlmw

MIRROR TWO: https://paste.jupaiter.web.id/raw/zwsFUaaIn2

All Russia-Ukraine war log archives since 02/24/22, sourced anonymously from image boards.

Texts are UTF-8 encoded. Approximately 731KB (~0.7MB) data logged since 02/24/22.

Download the raw UTF-8 compression here: https://rpa.st/download-archive/FAVK6EHY4GZ2JRLZPQAUGDHX3M

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f7bafa  No.346707

>>346703

YOU ARE RUDE AS FUCK

HOW DARE YOU BRING YOUR AMATEUR HOUR ADDICTION INTO ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY THREAD?!!!

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f7bafa  No.346708

GET READY BECAUSE HERE COMES THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!

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f7bafa  No.346709

File: 1135ae4ee612d0a⋯.jpg (281.26 KB, 720x987, 240:329, Picsart_22_07_30_16_31_46_….jpg)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER !!

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY :

I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED TONIGHT!!!!!!

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f7bafa  No.346710

File: 371f51f486fbe41⋯.jpg (190.52 KB, 946x2048, 473:1024, Picsart_22_07_30_16_33_04_….jpg)

ASHLEY HAS BEEN '''STALKING A WOMAN NAMED AMANDA FOR TWO YEARS

AMANDA USED TO BE HER FRIEND

ASHLEY HAS VIOLATED RESTRAINING ORDERS, AND CONTINUED TRYING TO ENLIST PEOPLE TO HARASS AMANDA FOR HER

WE HAD A WARRANT TAKEN OUT IN JUNE

IF I HAD ASHLEY ARRESTED RIGHT NOW, SHE WOULD BE IN JAIL UNTIL MONDAY MORNING

BUT TOMORROW IS HER BIRTHDAY

AND I'VE DECIDED NOT TO HAVE HER ARRESTED TONIGHT

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f7bafa  No.346711

File: 67239ce389cae1d⋯.jpg (190.56 KB, 946x2048, 473:1024, Picsart_22_07_30_16_34_08_….jpg)

IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF ASHLEY WITH HER OLD FRIEND AMANDA

(Gee….. I wonder why Ashley's so jealous of Amanda)

ASHLEY DID THIS TO HERSELF

HE HAS NO SELF CONTROL

I WAS GOING TO HAVE HER ARRESTED TODAY……

I WAS GOING TO HAVE HER SPEND HER BIRTHDAY IN JAIL, BECAUSE SHE NEEDS A PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION FOR HER OWN GOOD

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR HER BIRTHDAY

ASHLEY IS GOING TO TURN HERSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING

I'VE ALREADY CALLED AND SPOKEN WITH THE DESK SERGEANT, AND ASSURED HIM THAT ASHLEY WILL TURN HERSELF IN MONDAY MORNING

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f7bafa  No.346712

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER !!!!

I JUST PREVENTED YOU FROM SPENDING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN JAIL !!!

(But now that I've made the arrangements for you, IF YOU FAIL TO TURN YOURSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING, the desk sergeant assured me they're going to find you and you've been accused of violating restraining orders and obstructing law enforcement officers…

(YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS MINIMIZING THE TRAUMATIC ASPECT OF BEING ARRESTED THIS WEEK AND YOU'RE VERY LUCKY I AM HELPING YOU)

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f7bafa  No.346713

I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS VERY EASY FOR YOU, BECAUSE TRUST ME.. IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE…

YOU'RE GOING TO TURN YOURSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT EARLY MONDAY MORNING, AND YOU WILL HAVE A BOND SET BY NOON, AND YOUR MOTHER CAN PAY WITH CREDIT CARD OR CASH

Lakeside Municipal Court (920-924-2479) –

YOUR BAIL BOND WILL LIKELY BE $5,000

SO THAT MEANS IF YOU PAY $500 CASH (NON-REFUNDABLE) YOU CAN WALK OUT THE DOOR WITHIN A COUPLE MINUTES

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f7bafa  No.346715

GROWN ASS WOMAN STUFF:

Ashley, you are 32 years old tomorrow. Half of your life has already passed you by. And here you are playing childish games stalking women with your uncontrolled anger and jealousy…

Not just one woman…

SEVERAL PEOPLE….

Several people have approached the solicitor's office in Fond du Lac County, and all of them have the exact same complaints about you…

The district attorney's office is very familiar with you at this point..

You've violated court orders, so it's important you realize :

YOU'RE 32 YEARS OLD PLAYING CHILD'S GAMES !!!

AND?… THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS QUICKLY IS BY ACTING LIKE AN ADULT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE

Let me put it simply :

YOU DID THIS TO YOU

THIS ISYOUROWN FAULT

There's nothing to gain by convincing yourself "somebody made you behave this way"..

That's exactly what will end up backfiring..

If youdon'tshow some maturity and dignity, demonstrating accountability and taking responsibility for your own actions,they're going to throw the book at you

They don't have any time to hear you blame other people

YOU WILL TURN YOURSELF INTO THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT ON MONDAY MORNING

I'VE ALREADY ARRANGED FOR YOU TO TURN YOURSELF IN

I WAS GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED TODAY, BUT I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY

Will your brother Ryan help pay your bond?

That's something you might want to discuss with your family by monday, because if you don't turn yourself in on Monday morning, they'll come looking for you Monday night when the courthouse closes down…

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU

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f7bafa  No.346716

Before you get any funny ideas or notions, let's go over a couple basic things here :

1: you WILL NOT 'make this go away' by apologizing

2: there is an active criminal warrant for your arrest, and you are expected on stage, Rockstar

3: you WILL appear on stage, whether you like it or not

4: they have chauffeurs to limousine you to the backstage entrance, but they wear badges instead of tuxedos

5: do not be afraid.. there's nothing to be afraid of

6: you ARE going to be processed into the system

7: so stop avoiding it.. accept it.. embrace it.. don't be afraid.. you did this to yourself, so it's time to be a big girl

8: you won't be in jail long YOU TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING

9: if you continue playing games, they can make this very uncomfortable for you

10: NOTICE THAT I'M THE ONLY HUMAN TRYING TO HELP YOU IN THIS SITUATION

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f7bafa  No.346717

YOU WOULD BE DOING YOURSELF A GREAT DISSERVICE IF YOU :

1: DIDN'T TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING

2: CONTINUED THINKING YOU ARE IN CONTROL

3: THINK YOU CAN TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

4: THINK THE COURT SYSTEM WILL ALLOW YOU TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE IT GO AWAY

5: OR IF YOU FAIL TO LEARN FROM THIS EXPERIENCE

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f7bafa  No.346718

So I want you to enjoy your birthday

I'm not going to have you spend your birthday in a jail cell….

I've pulled some strings for you…

My wife offered to help you but you turned her down

So you made the decision to stay in Wisconsin and go to jail instead of coming to Atlanta and letting my wife help you reinvent your life

BUT I'M STILL BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE THIS AS EASY FOR YOU AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE

AND YOU WOULD BE STUPID IF YOU DIDN'T LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY TO MY ADVICE

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f7bafa  No.346719

RE : THINKING YOU'RE IN CONTROL :

The fact that you allowed yourself to behave in a way that resulted in an arrest warrant being issued for you PROVES that you are not in control of your behavior at all.

The court system thinks you hold them in contempt, that you think you make the rules

YOU DONOTMAKE THE RULES

The only thing you control is YOU

(And you've done a terrible job so far)

SO YOU'RE GOING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOUR BEHAVIOR AND EMOTIONS, TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING, AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE 48 HOURS SITTING IN A JAIL CELL.. IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE

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f7bafa  No.346723

ASHLEY SCHNEIDER WAS ALREADY ARRESTED FOR STALKING AND HARASSING HER VICTIMS

THEY GAVE HER A RESTRAINING ORDER

SHE VIOLATED THE RESTRAINING ORDER IMMEDIATELY

even worse, after violating the restraining order, she continued thinking she was the one making the rules

so she violated the restraining order

ON MAY 13TH, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER FAILED TO APPEAR IN THE COURTROOM TO ADDRESS HER CRIMINAL CHARGES

ONE MONTH LATER THE COURT SYSTEM HAD ENOUGH, AND A SECOND WARRANT WAS ISSUED

SO THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS ASHLEY CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM :

1: the easy way

2: or the incredibly uncomfortable way

ASHLEY, YOU ARE TURNING YOURSELF OVER TO THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING, AND THEY ARE GOING TO TREAT YOU WITH COURTESY

YOU MUST APPEAR BEFORE THE JUDGE TO MAKE THESE CHARGES GO AWAY

But you're going to be okay….

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAVE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS PROCESS AS FAST AND PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE

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f7bafa  No.346724

So…..

Dear Ashley,

It's time you learned accountability for your own behavior, because if you don't learn from this experience, you're going to end up spending 10 years in prison sooner or later

You are going to learn how to control your emotions

You are going to learn how to control your behavior

You are going to learn to modify your thought process

YOU'RE GOING TO STOP BEHAVING LIKE A DOUCHE BUCKET

OR THE PRISON SYSTEM WILL TEACH YOU WHO'S IN CONTROL

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f7bafa  No.346725

And she doesn't even have the decency to say thank you

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946f6a  No.346731

File: e61591535857f12⋯.gif (4.6 MB, 1080x1500, 18:25, Ashley_s_Birthday_GIF.gif)

Presenting the Present…

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f7bafa  No.346732

File: 5f82febb6276b10⋯.jpg (558.78 KB, 971x1280, 971:1280, 20220730_180718.jpg)

>>346731

Resenting The Past

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f7bafa  No.346733

>>346731

I give and I give and I give.. and when I've got nothing else to give… I GIVE AGAIN

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946f6a  No.346734

File: 395d2e69feab894⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 480x666, 80:111, 666_GIF_Ashley_s_Birthday.gif)

>>346731

AND, since I'm being nice, and that GIF was annoyingly YUUUGE, I decided to get more devilish about the size… I Schneidered it, one might say…

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f7bafa  No.346735

I care so much for all of you, that I often don't even take care of my own needs

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f7bafa  No.346736

>>346734

"LOOK !! IT'S BEEN SCHNEIDERED!!!"

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f7bafa  No.346737

File: 0dfbd00337479d1⋯.jpg (282.47 KB, 720x987, 240:329, Picsart_22_07_30_14_35_07_….jpg)

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f7bafa  No.346738

File: bbdcc8c023ef097⋯.jpg (893.48 KB, 1280x1247, 1280:1247, 20220730_181235.jpg)

To be completely honest, I'm not sure how big Ashley's big old ass really is…

But I'd imagine it's a pretty God damn big

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946f6a  No.346739

>>346736

I hope it gives someone an epileptic seizure.

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f7bafa  No.346740

>>346739

(uh ohhh….. It looks like there might be another big surprise BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT coming soon)

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f7bafa  No.346741

>>346739

Associated press is now reporting "LOLvis IS CONSIDERING CHANGING HIS MIND BECAUSE KILLCEN RUDELY POSTED, RUINING THE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR EVERYBODY !!"

I'm going to keep my eyes glued on this story and see what develops

According to certain insiders, they seem to think LOLvis is going to lash out at KILLCEN, by making Ashley spend her birthday in jail and blaming KILLCEN for it….

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946f6a  No.346742

File: 6c0c34c62ef4fae⋯.jpg (609.74 KB, 1040x1296, 65:81, 1659110006148.jpg)

>>346738

I am sad she cut her hair…

I liked it.

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b35795  No.346743

>>346741

You are cruel! After throwing such a wonderful birthday party for ashley, you're going to blame KILLCEN for having her thrown in jail on her birthday anyway?

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f7bafa  No.346744

>>346742

It's because she's been hiding out at the public library for the past 3 weeks, after chopping off her hair and dying it and inappropriate color, somewhere between purple and brown…

But that hair dye believe it or not was a temporary wash, so it's starting to fade in your photograph

Have other photographs where she had just dyed her hair after chopping it all off

She is trying to look like a guy

Which is really easy for her until she takes off her pants, at which point she resembles marshmallow Sally

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946f6a  No.346745

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>>346710

>>346711

I heard she was stalking Putin too.

Best put out an Interpol alert.

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f7bafa  No.346746

>>346743

I amNOT CRUEL !!!

Sure, I helped arrange this arrest warrant back in February, and I've been instrumental in having her lined up to receive psychiatric evaluation..

But it was all for her own good…

My wife and I actually tried helping her…

100% true…………………………………………..

We offered to fly her into Atlanta and let her stay in Disgraceland for free….

Wendy was going to teach Ashley how to do her makeup and how to dress and present herself like a dignified young lady…

We were going to introduce her to the entertainment scene here in Atlanta and the movie industry people we know

We were going to give her 2 months rent free, pay for all her food and buy her clothes and makeup…

She would be free to go back to Wisconsin if it didn't work out for her, because Wendy offered to buy a round trip open-ended ticket, which could be redeemed at any later point if things didn't work out for her

She called Wendy a whore

SO THAT'S WHEN WENDY DECIDED ASHLEY'S GOING TO SPEND HER BIRTHDAY IN JAIL FOR STALKING PRETTY WOMEN

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f7bafa  No.346747

>>346745

I know for a fact that Vladimir Putin raped her and owes her money

But he's not the only one…..

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f7bafa  No.346748

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(HINT: if they pay her the money they owe her, it's no longer rape, and it's just a business transaction)

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f7bafa  No.346749

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Vladimir Putin is just the latest in a long list of amorous satanic men who have seized every opportunity to rape her and kidnap her, THEN borrow money from her afterwards…

Jimi hendrix, Abraham Lincoln, Alfred E Neeman…

These are just a few of the hundreds of raping kidnappers who have borrowed money from her after violating her

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f7bafa  No.346750

Now you know why the Messiah Buddha hari Krishna Jesus Satan savior is always begging for money…

Because everybody borrowed her money, and they won't pay it back

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f7bafa  No.346751

ALFRED E NEWMAN*

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f7bafa  No.346752

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ALFRED E NEUMAN*

(Again, I somehow managed to admit I've made another mistake.. that's the only way I can earn any credibility, by admitting when I'm obviously wrong)

It seems like there's lots of people in here with lessons to learn

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f7bafa  No.346753

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The heart that burns, takes its turn, it seems that everybody's got a lesson to learn.. oh, no, don't you treat me this way c

uz if you do I'm going to make you pay me back someday

Oh, no, woman don't you leave

Cuz if you do then that'll mean that you have been deceived

Oh, no, don't you treat me this way

Cuz if you do I'm going to make you pay me back someday

The heart that burns, takes its turn, it seems that everybody's got a lesson to learn

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f7bafa  No.346754

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f7bafa  No.346755

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Ashley is a very jealous woman, a lot like John Lennon

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f7bafa  No.346756

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Nevertheless, I believe….

I believe in you and me….

These are the best years of your life

I still believe in you and me

But I know for a fact she's going to turn herself in on Monday or they're going to throw the book at her. I made special arrangements for her to turn herself in

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f7bafa  No.346757

I can't sleep. Tell me why did you leave me?

I can't believe I can't believe it

Why? Did you leave me?

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f7bafa  No.346758

I wish that I could hold you

I'd love to rock and roll you

I've got some things I'd like to show you

I wish that I could hold you

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f7bafa  No.346759

I should sleep

Tell me why would you leave me?

I can't believe it! Can't believe it!

Tell me why.. would you leave me?

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f7bafa  No.346760

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I find that two of a kind can make a full house in a real short time

Five kids playing in the yard

And it's hard to tell which two are mine

Hey, whore.. what do you know?

You turn around, and 10 years have slipped right by you

I've never needed reasons for believing in things that I couldn't see or feel

I'm sure in your own good time you'll probably find your peace of mind

Meanwhile.. you did it in style

I've been feeling crucified

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946f6a  No.346761

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Happy-Birthday-Ashley_from-a-couple-old-guys.png

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f7bafa  No.346762

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Happiness…

Is something he found under your dress

And your happiness

Only happens under my duress

Now my happiness

It's getting this off my chest

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d6f41b  No.346763

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Happy birthday Ashley, have a little talk with Jesus and make things right.

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f7bafa  No.346765

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f7bafa  No.346769

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f7bafa  No.346772

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I Dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids

Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats

Two of us riding nowhere

Spending someone's hard-earned pay

You and me, Sunday driving

Not arriving, on our way back home

We're on our way home

We're on our way home

We're going home

Two of us sending postcards

Writing letters on my wall

You and me burning matches

Lifting latches, on our way back home

We're on our way home

We're on our way home

We're going home

You and I have memories

Longer than the road

That stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats

Standing solo in the sun

You and me chasing paper

Getting nowhere

On our way back home

We're on our way home

We're on our way home

We're going home

You and I have memories

Longer than the road

That stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats

Standing solo in the sun

You and me, chasing paper

Getting nowhere

On our way back home

We're on our way home

We're on our way home

We're going home

We're going home

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f7bafa  No.346773

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did you know that movie theaters only make money from the concessions, and don't collect a red cent for the movie tickets?

That's right!!…….

You can get your money back from the movie theater manager by simply telling him, "I bought $19 worth of concessions, but that movie is garbage. I would like my ticket money back please"

And not only will you get your money back for the movie (of course, they're not going to give you back the money for the popcorn and soda pop) but the theater manager will always give you a stack of free movie passes to come back anytime you like and buy more popcorn….

UNSUNG LYRICS :

"I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

I DIDN'T LIKE THE SHOW.

AND AS A MATTER OF FACT

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW…"

"I WANT MY MONEY BACK

BECAUSE THE MOVIE BLOWS"

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f7bafa  No.346774

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she's just 15. Havin' fun in the emo scene, she just started doing ecstasy, tonight she's going to be with me

She's just 15.. she loves to fuck on methamphetamine, her toes will curl and I'll make her scream, she's coming back to me

And she's just 15

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f7bafa  No.346775

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I remember… I remember…

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f7bafa  No.346776

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She's beautiful I find the blind can see

That she's beautiful but she's been so cruel to me

Well that's right!!

I wanted to seem strong

But I'm weak

Yes it's true

That I lied

I need you by my side

Can't you see?

She's beautiful but she made a fool with me

I acted tough

She called my bluff

And the end is near for me

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f7bafa  No.346777

Ooops !! Dammit !!!

"WELL THAT'S RIGHT

I WAS WRONG

I WANTED TO SEEM STRONG

BUT I'M WEAK

WELL IT'S TRUE

THAT I LIED

I WANTED YOU BY MY SIDE

CONSTANTLY"

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f7bafa  No.346778

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Seems like… You're hanging on to the past too long

She's gone

Times Over

Close your eyes.. say good night

Life is passing you by

SHES GONE !!!!!

youre hangin' on

You're hangin' on

SHES GONE !!!!

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f7bafa  No.346779

(I gotta face it that she's gone away, she's never comin' back again)

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f7bafa  No.346780

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I see you're driving around in a new car now

It's my favorite shade of blue

I never meant to make you frown, but

I can't blame you if you do

I heard it said that you've been seen all over town

Baby, is that true?

I'll tell you what thinkin' about :

I still love you

Can you blame me if I do?

Blame me if I do

Still love you

And you know I do

(circus sideshow)

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f7bafa  No.346781

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There don't seem to be a way…. well

It's hard to find the words I'm tryin' to say

But they're just don't seem to be a way

A way back to you and me

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f7bafa  No.346782

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MLK JR

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f7bafa  No.346783

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We Interrupt this program….

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f7bafa  No.346784

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I don't know you, but if you don't mind…

I was urinating, and I did find

An obstruction which blew my mind

In my peehole

psst!! yeah, you!!

(I've got a problem)

And I need to find a doctor who can solve 'em

A doctor who can scoop the poop out of my pee hole

It all to be illegal

it's not something that you tell a lot of people

You don't tell a lot of people that you've got poop in your pee hole

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f7bafa  No.346785

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You ought to know

To know that you're playin' with fire

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e53708  No.346786

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"I really think so"

"You ought to know"

To know that you're playin' with fire!!

A N N O U N C E M E N T :

I WAS JUSTJOKING!!

I AM HAVING ASHLEY ARRESTED TONIGHT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY !!!

(call MY WIFE a whore after she offered to help you?)

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e53708  No.346787

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Ashley's brother RYAN

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3730b0  No.346798

I T ' S S U N D A Y ! ! !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY !!!

TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING

the easier you make it for them

the more respectful you are

they more respectful they'll be

the easier they'll make it for you

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d6f41b  No.346807

7/31/22

NOTICE: Further updates will be postponed for the coming few days, will be doing off-grid war drills with my family!!!

Food Banks Across America Report Record Demand, Record Shortages And Record Inflation: https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/food-banks-across-america-report-record-demand-and-record-shortages

50,000+ people are tracking Pelosi's WWIII jet: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/china-holds-live-fire-drills-taiwan-us-carrier-group-nearby-pelosis-plane-en-route

▲ MY COMMENT: Better be prepared, I think the communist Jew cabal is bringing the US into a world war where we are being set up to fail! Remember China is their model for future population control after all! America better pray they don't get their way.

'Los Royuela' is a family classified as 'far right' in Spain that has spent three years denouncing corruption in Spanish institutions financed through a series of Masonic lodges with foundation based in the US where their contact would be Patrick McDowell. Through this network of Masonic lodges they finance the construction of a new Zionist State where George Soros would appear as a weighty entity in the financing of the movement. On this occasion, 'Los Royuela' provide us with a list of transfers made daily during the month of June 2022 on alleged income worth $4,500,000 out of a total of 100 million euros per month from the George Soros organization for Zelensky through the National Bank of Ukraine. The account would be: DE05504000005040040060 of the National Bank of Ukraine, owned by UNITED 24, a platform created by Zelensky, for a total of 100 million for the purchase of weapons for the Ukrainian army: https://archive.ph/epT04

▲ FLASHBACK: Nuland-Pyatt 2014 Ukraine Coup Leaked Phone Call: https://rumble.com/vwjn3v-2014-ukraine-coup-victoria-nuland-geoffrey-pyatt-leaked-phone.html

▲ FLASHBACK: Israel’s Secret Plan For A Second Israel In Ukraine: https://web.archive.org/web/20190507221825/https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/12/03/israel-secret-plan-for-second-israel-in-ukraine/

▲ FLASHBACK: President Volodymyr Zelensky announced his goal for Ukraine is to turn it into a "Greater Israel." Ukraine will not become a "liberal" state in the near future, and the issues of security will become our number one priority, said Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine, per NV reports: https://web.archive.org/web/20220405201512/https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=63003

It appears as though Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is about to become a much longer, multi-year operation. The leader of the newly ‘liberated’ Donetsk People’s Republic, Denis Pushilin, has called for the liberation of “all Russian cities” in Ukraine, which includes Odessa: https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-07-30-massive-escalation-russias-invasion-of-ukraine-all-cities.html

Ukraine denies UAV attack on Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters in Sevastopol: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/07/31/ukrainian-uav-russian-black-sea-fleet-sevastopol/

Saturday, July 30, Ukraine’s Ministry of Defence published updated figures of combat losses inflicted on Russian forces since the beginning of the war, including the destruction of more Russian tanks: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/07/30/russian-tanks-destroyed-by-ukraine/

Russian troops are using aviation in order to assault the positions of the Ukrainian military in Donetsk Region: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3540494-enemy-troops-assault-ukrainian-positions-use-aviation-in-donetsk-region-general-staff.html

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