f7bafa No.346687 [Last 50 Posts]
Hey, Kids!!… It's your old friendLOLvishere, and I'm inviting everyone to gather 'round and join me in today'sBIG ASS BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
As all of you know, tomorrow is ASHLEY SCHNEIDER'S 32nd BIRTHDAY !!!
ANDI HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER !!!
____________________________
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f7bafa No.346688
Well everybody's mother's finish hanging the balloons and other birthday decorations, I want all you kids to come in the den and sit in a big circle around me !!!
IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN, KIDS!!
EVERYBODY TUNE IN AND DROP OUT AND GROOVE ON AND GET HIGH OR WHATEVER YOU CRAZY KIDS SAY THESE DAYS
LET'S START THE SHOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC!!!
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f7bafa No.346689
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER!!!
Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red
The calendar on your wall was ticking the days off
You've been reading some old letters
You smile and think how much you've changed
All the money in the world couldn't buy back those days
You pull back the curtains
And the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying
Across a clear blue sky
This is the day, your life will surely change
This is the day, when things fall into place
You could have done anything, if you wanted
And all your friends and family think that you're lucky
But the side of you they'll never see
Is when you're left alone with your memories
That hold your life together, like glue
You pull back the curtains
And the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying
Across a clear blue sky
This is the day, your life will surely change
This is the day, when things fall into place
This is the day (This is the day)
Your life will surely change
This is the day (This is the day)
Your life will surely change
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f7bafa No.346690
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EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND!! IM GOING TO MAKE MYBIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENTSOON!!
ENJOY ANOTHER SONG !!!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Peeling the skin back from my eyes
I felt surprised
That the time on the clock was the time
I usually retire
To the place where I cleared my head of you
But just for today
I think I lie here and dream of you
I've got you under my skin
where the rain can't get in
But if the sweat pours out,
just shout
I'll try to swim and pull you out
A howling wind that blows the litter
as the rain flows
As street lamps pour orange colored shapes
through your windows
A broken soul
stares from a pair of watering eyes
Uncertain emotions
force an uncertain smile
I've got you under my skin
where the rain can't get in
But if the sweat pours out,
just shout
I'll try to swim and pull you out
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f7bafa No.346691
ASHLEY ? MY FIRST PRESENT FOR YOU IS :
I'VE GOTTEN UNDER YOUR SKIN, WHERE THE RAIN CAN'T GET IN
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f7bafa No.346692
ASHLEY SCHNEIDER BIRTHDAY GIRL?.. MY SECOND BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO YOU IS GOING TO LAST YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
I'M ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED UNTIL TODAY
THE STRANGLERS
(You're not a child anymore, so stop gravitating to cliche spooky sinister pre-package contrived Halloween decoration music… The name 'THE STRANGLERS' sounds like they would be cliche, but they are the farthest thing from cliche you're going to find, unless you considered the Beatles perhaps
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f7bafa No.346694
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You could have wasted yourself
in a plane
in the air
But lead poisoning from your daddy
to me
just didn't seem fair
Committing the crime ………..
of taking your time……………..
You're laughing
we're carving your name in a tree
for the kids to see
We hear ya,
we feel your ecstasy
You paid the penalty
You could have wasted away
on the floor of a hotel room
With the hand of a working girl
to lead you into your tomb
Committing the crime…………
of taking your time…………….
You're laughing
we're carving your name in a tree
for the kids to see
We hear ya,
we fear your ecstasy
You paid the penalty
You could have hung your hat
on a pretender's lust for fame
But you refused to lay it down
It took your old man
to live in shame
For committing the crime…………
of taking your time…………………..
You're laughing
we're carving your name in a tree
for the kids to see
We hear ya, we feel your ecstasy
You paid the penalty
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f7bafa No.346695
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ASHLEY, LISTEN TO THE STRANGLERS ALBUM:"AURAL SCULPTURE"
The entire album….
Trust me….
This gift is going to last you for the rest of your life because I promise you will fall in love with the stranglers….
If the album "AURAL SCULPTURE" doesn't become one of your favorites, I would be surprised…
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f7bafa No.346696
Many people tell you that they're your friend
And you believe them, you need them for what's 'round the river bend
Make sure that you're receiving the signals they send
'Cause brother, you've only got two hands to lend
Maybe there's someone who makes you weep
And some nights loom up ahead when you're asleep
Some days there's things on your mind you should keep
Sometimes, it's tougher to look than to leap
better watch out for the skin deep
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) better watch out for the skin deep
(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep
(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep
Better watch out for the skin deep
One day the track that you're climbing gets steep
Your emotions are frayed and your nerves are starting to creep
Just remember the days as long as the time that you keep
Brother, you better watch out for the skin deep
better watch out for the skin deep
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) better watch out for the skin deep
(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep
(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep
Better watch out for the skin deep
watch out for the skin deep
(Better watch out) watch out for the skin deep
Better watch out for the skin deep
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f7bafa No.346697
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GET READY KIDS, BECAUSE LOLvis WILL BE MAKING HIS BIG ASS BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SOON!!!
Let me down easy
Let me down easy
When I rest my weary head
After all my words are said
When my eyelids close with the weight of a hundred years
Please let me down easy
Let me down easy
My boat can slip away into a calmer sea
Let me down easy
I know there'll be nothing to fear
Let me down easy
Let me down easy
Let me down easy
Let me down easy
My body slips away out into weightlessness
Let me down easy
Now I know that there's nothing to fear
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f7bafa No.346698
BIRTHDAY, ACTUALLY SCHNEIDER!!
………….YOU'RE A GOOD KID !…..
(you are a shitty adult, but a good kid)
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f7bafa No.346699
ACTUALLY™ SCHNEIDER© !!!!!!
I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MY BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!
I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT FOR ASHLEY THIS YEAR !!!
(But first, listen to this song while I make a cup of coffee)
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f7bafa No.346700
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(mayan sacrifice)
Just like an Indian I climb
Offering sacrifice
Up to the temple on the hill
Can human heart suffice?
Can I survive the world alone
Without a well within my home
Without the one idol's love
Shining down upon me?
She eats Souls
She eats Souls
ALL THAT I'M OFFERING'S THE HEART
THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO GIVE
With all this heat surrounding me
My deity forgives
And if she needs it every day
I'll climb the steps my savage way
Uttering incantations up up above me
She eats Souls
She eats Souls
Can I survive the world alone
Without a well within my home
Without the one idol's love
Shining down upon one?
She eats Souls
She eats Souls
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f7bafa No.346701
Okay.. I'm about to make my BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT
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d6f41b No.346703
RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR LOG FULL UTF-8 7/30/2022
MIRROR ONE: https://archive.ph/czlmw
MIRROR TWO: https://paste.jupaiter.web.id/raw/zwsFUaaIn2
All Russia-Ukraine war log archives since 02/24/22, sourced anonymously from image boards.
Texts are UTF-8 encoded. Approximately 731KB (~0.7MB) data logged since 02/24/22.
Download the raw UTF-8 compression here: https://rpa.st/download-archive/FAVK6EHY4GZ2JRLZPQAUGDHX3M
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f7bafa No.346707
>>346703
YOU ARE RUDE AS FUCK
HOW DARE YOU BRING YOUR AMATEUR HOUR ADDICTION INTO ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY THREAD?!!!
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f7bafa No.346708
GET READY BECAUSE HERE COMES THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!
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f7bafa No.346709
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER !!
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY :
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED TONIGHT!!!!!!
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f7bafa No.346710
ASHLEY HAS BEEN '''STALKING A WOMAN NAMED AMANDA FOR TWO YEARS
AMANDA USED TO BE HER FRIEND
ASHLEY HAS VIOLATED RESTRAINING ORDERS, AND CONTINUED TRYING TO ENLIST PEOPLE TO HARASS AMANDA FOR HER
WE HAD A WARRANT TAKEN OUT IN JUNE
IF I HAD ASHLEY ARRESTED RIGHT NOW, SHE WOULD BE IN JAIL UNTIL MONDAY MORNING
BUT TOMORROW IS HER BIRTHDAY
AND I'VE DECIDED NOT TO HAVE HER ARRESTED TONIGHT
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f7bafa No.346711
IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF ASHLEY WITH HER OLD FRIEND AMANDA
(Gee….. I wonder why Ashley's so jealous of Amanda)
ASHLEY DID THIS TO HERSELF
HE HAS NO SELF CONTROL
I WAS GOING TO HAVE HER ARRESTED TODAY……
I WAS GOING TO HAVE HER SPEND HER BIRTHDAY IN JAIL, BECAUSE SHE NEEDS A PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION FOR HER OWN GOOD
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR HER BIRTHDAY
ASHLEY IS GOING TO TURN HERSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING
I'VE ALREADY CALLED AND SPOKEN WITH THE DESK SERGEANT, AND ASSURED HIM THAT ASHLEY WILL TURN HERSELF IN MONDAY MORNING
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f7bafa No.346712
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER !!!!
I JUST PREVENTED YOU FROM SPENDING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN JAIL !!!
(But now that I've made the arrangements for you, IF YOU FAIL TO TURN YOURSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING, the desk sergeant assured me they're going to find you and you've been accused of violating restraining orders and obstructing law enforcement officers…
(YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS MINIMIZING THE TRAUMATIC ASPECT OF BEING ARRESTED THIS WEEK AND YOU'RE VERY LUCKY I AM HELPING YOU)
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f7bafa No.346713
I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS VERY EASY FOR YOU, BECAUSE TRUST ME.. IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE…
YOU'RE GOING TO TURN YOURSELF IN AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT EARLY MONDAY MORNING, AND YOU WILL HAVE A BOND SET BY NOON, AND YOUR MOTHER CAN PAY WITH CREDIT CARD OR CASH
Lakeside Municipal Court (920-924-2479) –
YOUR BAIL BOND WILL LIKELY BE $5,000
SO THAT MEANS IF YOU PAY $500 CASH (NON-REFUNDABLE) YOU CAN WALK OUT THE DOOR WITHIN A COUPLE MINUTES
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f7bafa No.346715
GROWN ASS WOMAN STUFF:
Ashley, you are 32 years old tomorrow. Half of your life has already passed you by. And here you are playing childish games stalking women with your uncontrolled anger and jealousy…
Not just one woman…
SEVERAL PEOPLE….
Several people have approached the solicitor's office in Fond du Lac County, and all of them have the exact same complaints about you…
The district attorney's office is very familiar with you at this point..
You've violated court orders, so it's important you realize :
YOU'RE 32 YEARS OLD PLAYING CHILD'S GAMES !!!
AND?… THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS QUICKLY IS BY ACTING LIKE AN ADULT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE
Let me put it simply :
YOU DID THIS TO YOU
THIS ISYOUROWN FAULT
There's nothing to gain by convincing yourself "somebody made you behave this way"..
That's exactly what will end up backfiring..
If youdon'tshow some maturity and dignity, demonstrating accountability and taking responsibility for your own actions,they're going to throw the book at you
They don't have any time to hear you blame other people
YOU WILL TURN YOURSELF INTO THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT ON MONDAY MORNING
I'VE ALREADY ARRANGED FOR YOU TO TURN YOURSELF IN
I WAS GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED TODAY, BUT I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY
Will your brother Ryan help pay your bond?
That's something you might want to discuss with your family by monday, because if you don't turn yourself in on Monday morning, they'll come looking for you Monday night when the courthouse closes down…
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
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f7bafa No.346716
Before you get any funny ideas or notions, let's go over a couple basic things here :
1: you WILL NOT 'make this go away' by apologizing
2: there is an active criminal warrant for your arrest, and you are expected on stage, Rockstar
3: you WILL appear on stage, whether you like it or not
4: they have chauffeurs to limousine you to the backstage entrance, but they wear badges instead of tuxedos
5: do not be afraid.. there's nothing to be afraid of
6: you ARE going to be processed into the system
7: so stop avoiding it.. accept it.. embrace it.. don't be afraid.. you did this to yourself, so it's time to be a big girl
8: you won't be in jail long YOU TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING
9: if you continue playing games, they can make this very uncomfortable for you
10: NOTICE THAT I'M THE ONLY HUMAN TRYING TO HELP YOU IN THIS SITUATION
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f7bafa No.346717
YOU WOULD BE DOING YOURSELF A GREAT DISSERVICE IF YOU :
1: DIDN'T TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING
2: CONTINUED THINKING YOU ARE IN CONTROL
3: THINK YOU CAN TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS
4: THINK THE COURT SYSTEM WILL ALLOW YOU TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE IT GO AWAY
5: OR IF YOU FAIL TO LEARN FROM THIS EXPERIENCE
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f7bafa No.346718
So I want you to enjoy your birthday
I'm not going to have you spend your birthday in a jail cell….
I've pulled some strings for you…
My wife offered to help you but you turned her down
So you made the decision to stay in Wisconsin and go to jail instead of coming to Atlanta and letting my wife help you reinvent your life
BUT I'M STILL BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE THIS AS EASY FOR YOU AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE
AND YOU WOULD BE STUPID IF YOU DIDN'T LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY TO MY ADVICE
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f7bafa No.346719
RE : THINKING YOU'RE IN CONTROL :
The fact that you allowed yourself to behave in a way that resulted in an arrest warrant being issued for you PROVES that you are not in control of your behavior at all.
The court system thinks you hold them in contempt, that you think you make the rules
YOU DONOTMAKE THE RULES
The only thing you control is YOU
(And you've done a terrible job so far)
SO YOU'RE GOING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOUR BEHAVIOR AND EMOTIONS, TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING, AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE 48 HOURS SITTING IN A JAIL CELL.. IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE
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f7bafa No.346723
ASHLEY SCHNEIDER WAS ALREADY ARRESTED FOR STALKING AND HARASSING HER VICTIMS
THEY GAVE HER A RESTRAINING ORDER
SHE VIOLATED THE RESTRAINING ORDER IMMEDIATELY
even worse, after violating the restraining order, she continued thinking she was the one making the rules
so she violated the restraining order
ON MAY 13TH, ASHLEY SCHNEIDER FAILED TO APPEAR IN THE COURTROOM TO ADDRESS HER CRIMINAL CHARGES
ONE MONTH LATER THE COURT SYSTEM HAD ENOUGH, AND A SECOND WARRANT WAS ISSUED
SO THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS ASHLEY CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM :
1: the easy way
2: or the incredibly uncomfortable way
ASHLEY, YOU ARE TURNING YOURSELF OVER TO THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MONDAY MORNING, AND THEY ARE GOING TO TREAT YOU WITH COURTESY
YOU MUST APPEAR BEFORE THE JUDGE TO MAKE THESE CHARGES GO AWAY
But you're going to be okay….
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAVE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS PROCESS AS FAST AND PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE
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f7bafa No.346724
So…..
Dear Ashley,
It's time you learned accountability for your own behavior, because if you don't learn from this experience, you're going to end up spending 10 years in prison sooner or later
You are going to learn how to control your emotions
You are going to learn how to control your behavior
You are going to learn to modify your thought process
YOU'RE GOING TO STOP BEHAVING LIKE A DOUCHE BUCKET
OR THE PRISON SYSTEM WILL TEACH YOU WHO'S IN CONTROL
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f7bafa No.346725
And she doesn't even have the decency to say thank you
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946f6a No.346731
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f7bafa No.346732
>>346731
Resenting The Past
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f7bafa No.346733
>>346731
I give and I give and I give.. and when I've got nothing else to give… I GIVE AGAIN
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946f6a No.346734
>>346731
AND, since I'm being nice, and that GIF was annoyingly YUUUGE, I decided to get more devilish about the size… I Schneidered it, one might say…
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f7bafa No.346735
I care so much for all of you, that I often don't even take care of my own needs
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f7bafa No.346736
>>346734
"LOOK !! IT'S BEEN SCHNEIDERED!!!"
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f7bafa No.346737
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f7bafa No.346738
To be completely honest, I'm not sure how big Ashley's big old ass really is…
But I'd imagine it's a pretty God damn big
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946f6a No.346739
>>346736
I hope it gives someone an epileptic seizure.
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f7bafa No.346740
>>346739
(uh ohhh….. It looks like there might be another big surprise BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT coming soon)
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f7bafa No.346741
>>346739
Associated press is now reporting "LOLvis IS CONSIDERING CHANGING HIS MIND BECAUSE KILLCEN RUDELY POSTED, RUINING THE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR EVERYBODY !!"
I'm going to keep my eyes glued on this story and see what develops
According to certain insiders, they seem to think LOLvis is going to lash out at KILLCEN, by making Ashley spend her birthday in jail and blaming KILLCEN for it….
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946f6a No.346742
>>346738
I am sad she cut her hair…
I liked it.
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b35795 No.346743
>>346741
You are cruel! After throwing such a wonderful birthday party for ashley, you're going to blame KILLCEN for having her thrown in jail on her birthday anyway?
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f7bafa No.346744
>>346742
It's because she's been hiding out at the public library for the past 3 weeks, after chopping off her hair and dying it and inappropriate color, somewhere between purple and brown…
But that hair dye believe it or not was a temporary wash, so it's starting to fade in your photograph
Have other photographs where she had just dyed her hair after chopping it all off
She is trying to look like a guy
Which is really easy for her until she takes off her pants, at which point she resembles marshmallow Sally
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946f6a No.346745
>>346710
>>346711
I heard she was stalking Putin too.
Best put out an Interpol alert.
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f7bafa No.346746
>>346743
I amNOT CRUEL !!!
Sure, I helped arrange this arrest warrant back in February, and I've been instrumental in having her lined up to receive psychiatric evaluation..
But it was all for her own good…
My wife and I actually tried helping her…
100% true…………………………………………..
We offered to fly her into Atlanta and let her stay in Disgraceland for free….
Wendy was going to teach Ashley how to do her makeup and how to dress and present herself like a dignified young lady…
We were going to introduce her to the entertainment scene here in Atlanta and the movie industry people we know
We were going to give her 2 months rent free, pay for all her food and buy her clothes and makeup…
She would be free to go back to Wisconsin if it didn't work out for her, because Wendy offered to buy a round trip open-ended ticket, which could be redeemed at any later point if things didn't work out for her
She called Wendy a whore
SO THAT'S WHEN WENDY DECIDED ASHLEY'S GOING TO SPEND HER BIRTHDAY IN JAIL FOR STALKING PRETTY WOMEN
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f7bafa No.346747
>>346745
I know for a fact that Vladimir Putin raped her and owes her money
But he's not the only one…..
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f7bafa No.346748
(HINT: if they pay her the money they owe her, it's no longer rape, and it's just a business transaction)
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f7bafa No.346749
Vladimir Putin is just the latest in a long list of amorous satanic men who have seized every opportunity to rape her and kidnap her, THEN borrow money from her afterwards…
Jimi hendrix, Abraham Lincoln, Alfred E Neeman…
These are just a few of the hundreds of raping kidnappers who have borrowed money from her after violating her
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f7bafa No.346750
Now you know why the Messiah Buddha hari Krishna Jesus Satan savior is always begging for money…
Because everybody borrowed her money, and they won't pay it back
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f7bafa No.346751
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f7bafa No.346752
ALFRED E NEUMAN*
(Again, I somehow managed to admit I've made another mistake.. that's the only way I can earn any credibility, by admitting when I'm obviously wrong)
It seems like there's lots of people in here with lessons to learn
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f7bafa No.346753
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The heart that burns, takes its turn, it seems that everybody's got a lesson to learn.. oh, no, don't you treat me this way c
uz if you do I'm going to make you pay me back someday
Oh, no, woman don't you leave
Cuz if you do then that'll mean that you have been deceived
Oh, no, don't you treat me this way
Cuz if you do I'm going to make you pay me back someday
The heart that burns, takes its turn, it seems that everybody's got a lesson to learn
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f7bafa No.346754
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f7bafa No.346755
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Ashley is a very jealous woman, a lot like John Lennon
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f7bafa No.346756
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Nevertheless, I believe….
I believe in you and me….
These are the best years of your life
I still believe in you and me
But I know for a fact she's going to turn herself in on Monday or they're going to throw the book at her. I made special arrangements for her to turn herself in
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f7bafa No.346757
I can't sleep. Tell me why did you leave me?
I can't believe I can't believe it
Why? Did you leave me?
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f7bafa No.346758
I wish that I could hold you
I'd love to rock and roll you
I've got some things I'd like to show you
I wish that I could hold you
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f7bafa No.346759
I should sleep
Tell me why would you leave me?
I can't believe it! Can't believe it!
Tell me why.. would you leave me?
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f7bafa No.346760
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I find that two of a kind can make a full house in a real short time
Five kids playing in the yard
And it's hard to tell which two are mine
Hey, whore.. what do you know?
You turn around, and 10 years have slipped right by you
I've never needed reasons for believing in things that I couldn't see or feel
I'm sure in your own good time you'll probably find your peace of mind
Meanwhile.. you did it in style
I've been feeling crucified
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946f6a No.346761
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f7bafa No.346762
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Happiness…
Is something he found under your dress
And your happiness
Only happens under my duress
Now my happiness
It's getting this off my chest
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d6f41b No.346763
Happy birthday Ashley, have a little talk with Jesus and make things right.
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f7bafa No.346765
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f7bafa No.346769
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f7bafa No.346772
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I Dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids
Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats
Two of us riding nowhere
Spending someone's hard-earned pay
You and me, Sunday driving
Not arriving, on our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home
Two of us sending postcards
Writing letters on my wall
You and me burning matches
Lifting latches, on our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home
You and I have memories
Longer than the road
That stretches out ahead
Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo in the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home
You and I have memories
Longer than the road
That stretches out ahead
Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo in the sun
You and me, chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home
We're going home
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f7bafa No.346773
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did you know that movie theaters only make money from the concessions, and don't collect a red cent for the movie tickets?
That's right!!…….
You can get your money back from the movie theater manager by simply telling him, "I bought $19 worth of concessions, but that movie is garbage. I would like my ticket money back please"
And not only will you get your money back for the movie (of course, they're not going to give you back the money for the popcorn and soda pop) but the theater manager will always give you a stack of free movie passes to come back anytime you like and buy more popcorn….
UNSUNG LYRICS :
"I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
I DIDN'T LIKE THE SHOW.
AND AS A MATTER OF FACT
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW…"
"I WANT MY MONEY BACK
BECAUSE THE MOVIE BLOWS"
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f7bafa No.346774
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she's just 15. Havin' fun in the emo scene, she just started doing ecstasy, tonight she's going to be with me
She's just 15.. she loves to fuck on methamphetamine, her toes will curl and I'll make her scream, she's coming back to me
And she's just 15
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f7bafa No.346775
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f7bafa No.346776
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She's beautiful I find the blind can see
That she's beautiful but she's been so cruel to me
Well that's right!!
I wanted to seem strong
But I'm weak
Yes it's true
That I lied
I need you by my side
Can't you see?
She's beautiful but she made a fool with me
I acted tough
She called my bluff
And the end is near for me
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f7bafa No.346777
Ooops !! Dammit !!!
"WELL THAT'S RIGHT
I WAS WRONG
I WANTED TO SEEM STRONG
BUT I'M WEAK
WELL IT'S TRUE
THAT I LIED
I WANTED YOU BY MY SIDE
CONSTANTLY"
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f7bafa No.346778
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Seems like… You're hanging on to the past too long
She's gone
Times Over
Close your eyes.. say good night
Life is passing you by
SHES GONE !!!!!
youre hangin' on
You're hangin' on
SHES GONE !!!!
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f7bafa No.346779
(I gotta face it that she's gone away, she's never comin' back again)
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f7bafa No.346780
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I see you're driving around in a new car now
It's my favorite shade of blue
I never meant to make you frown, but
I can't blame you if you do
I heard it said that you've been seen all over town
Baby, is that true?
I'll tell you what thinkin' about :
I still love you
Can you blame me if I do?
Blame me if I do
Still love you
And you know I do
(circus sideshow)
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f7bafa No.346781
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There don't seem to be a way…. well
It's hard to find the words I'm tryin' to say
But they're just don't seem to be a way
A way back to you and me
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f7bafa No.346782
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f7bafa No.346783
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We Interrupt this program….
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f7bafa No.346784
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I don't know you, but if you don't mind…
I was urinating, and I did find
An obstruction which blew my mind
In my peehole
psst!! yeah, you!!
(I've got a problem)
And I need to find a doctor who can solve 'em
A doctor who can scoop the poop out of my pee hole
It all to be illegal
it's not something that you tell a lot of people
You don't tell a lot of people that you've got poop in your pee hole
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f7bafa No.346785
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You ought to know
To know that you're playin' with fire
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e53708 No.346786
"I really think so"
"You ought to know"
To know that you're playin' with fire!!
A N N O U N C E M E N T :
I WAS JUSTJOKING!!
I AM HAVING ASHLEY ARRESTED TONIGHT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY !!!
(call MY WIFE a whore after she offered to help you?)
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e53708 No.346787
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3730b0 No.346798
I T ' S S U N D A Y ! ! !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY !!!
TURN YOURSELF IN MONDAY MORNING
the easier you make it for them
the more respectful you are
they more respectful they'll be
the easier they'll make it for you
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d6f41b No.346807
7/31/22
NOTICE: Further updates will be postponed for the coming few days, will be doing off-grid war drills with my family!!!
Food Banks Across America Report Record Demand, Record Shortages And Record Inflation: https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/food-banks-across-america-report-record-demand-and-record-shortages
50,000+ people are tracking Pelosi's WWIII jet: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/china-holds-live-fire-drills-taiwan-us-carrier-group-nearby-pelosis-plane-en-route
▲ MY COMMENT: Better be prepared, I think the communist Jew cabal is bringing the US into a world war where we are being set up to fail! Remember China is their model for future population control after all! America better pray they don't get their way.
'Los Royuela' is a family classified as 'far right' in Spain that has spent three years denouncing corruption in Spanish institutions financed through a series of Masonic lodges with foundation based in the US where their contact would be Patrick McDowell. Through this network of Masonic lodges they finance the construction of a new Zionist State where George Soros would appear as a weighty entity in the financing of the movement. On this occasion, 'Los Royuela' provide us with a list of transfers made daily during the month of June 2022 on alleged income worth $4,500,000 out of a total of 100 million euros per month from the George Soros organization for Zelensky through the National Bank of Ukraine. The account would be: DE05504000005040040060 of the National Bank of Ukraine, owned by UNITED 24, a platform created by Zelensky, for a total of 100 million for the purchase of weapons for the Ukrainian army: https://archive.ph/epT04
▲ FLASHBACK: Nuland-Pyatt 2014 Ukraine Coup Leaked Phone Call: https://rumble.com/vwjn3v-2014-ukraine-coup-victoria-nuland-geoffrey-pyatt-leaked-phone.html
▲ FLASHBACK: Israel’s Secret Plan For A Second Israel In Ukraine: https://web.archive.org/web/20190507221825/https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/12/03/israel-secret-plan-for-second-israel-in-ukraine/
▲ FLASHBACK: President Volodymyr Zelensky announced his goal for Ukraine is to turn it into a "Greater Israel." Ukraine will not become a "liberal" state in the near future, and the issues of security will become our number one priority, said Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine, per NV reports: https://web.archive.org/web/20220405201512/https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=63003
It appears as though Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is about to become a much longer, multi-year operation. The leader of the newly ‘liberated’ Donetsk People’s Republic, Denis Pushilin, has called for the liberation of “all Russian cities” in Ukraine, which includes Odessa: https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-07-30-massive-escalation-russias-invasion-of-ukraine-all-cities.html
Ukraine denies UAV attack on Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters in Sevastopol: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/07/31/ukrainian-uav-russian-black-sea-fleet-sevastopol/
Saturday, July 30, Ukraine’s Ministry of Defence published updated figures of combat losses inflicted on Russian forces since the beginning of the war, including the destruction of more Russian tanks: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/07/30/russian-tanks-destroyed-by-ukraine/
Russian troops are using aviation in order to assault the positions of the Ukrainian military in Donetsk Region: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3540494-enemy-troops-assault-ukrainian-positions-use-aviation-in-donetsk-region-general-staff.html
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