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If you wouldn't tap THIS?…..

you're either gay…..

or you're already dead……

Here's the deal………..

being serious here…..

A lot of young 'generation videogame' men get offended at the mention that their entire generation is VOID OF SEXUALITY…

they hear me explain what they need to hear, a comparison ofhow life functioned before their weird zombie generation became awkward asexual misfits en masse™

how dudes behaved… It WASNT that long ago… dudes used to behave like dudes, and pussy was king…

PUSSY STILL IS KING™

but these kids make weird rationalizations, fabricate odd excuses, parrot trendy memes about 'being falsely accused of rape' blah blah blah blah

all a bunch of bullshit to mask

THEIR FEAR OF FAILURE

andTHAT'Sthe real issue….

FEAR….

I get it, I get it…. We were ALL scared

Grow Up…

Life Goes By VERY fast

They're literally FLUSHING THE BEST YEARS OF THEIR LIVES down a memory toilet

all the wonderful, stupendous, unlikely, 'pinch yourself to make sure it's real' memories….

so being scared is NOT an acceptable excuse

And if I make a 'generational comparison' between my experiences at their age, they accuse me of "BRAGGING"….

wrong again….

That's just another excuse, a distraction technique

That's their subterfuge… They're reinforcing their weakness…. They're strengthening their weakness to avoid gaining strength…

It's not 'bragging' to tell truthful facts about when I was their age…

ITS WHAT FATHERS DO….

obviously, these snowflakes' fathers

never explained it to them…

Uhhh…. YEAH……

PUSSY IS KING™

I watched the transformation of the human young adult male….

I saw it happen…….

Men went from being PUSSY BANDITS™

to being imageboard weirdos…

STOP BEING WEIRD, GUYS

ITS NOT BECOMING ON YOU

it's creepy, dudes……………..Relax…

I've even had a weirdo accuse me of being HYPERSEXUAL hahahahahaha weird as fuck

HINT: WHEN FUCKING GIRLS BECOMES 'DEGENERATE' AND 'HYOERSEXUAL'YOU'RE A FAGGOTTRUST ME …

and NOW you understand ME

and now you know I understand YOU WEIRDOS

A SIGN THAT HUMANITY WILL SOON CEASE TO EXIST :

the term 'roastie'

1: when an entire generation of men is SO UNORIGINAL that their real life vocabulary consists mainly of PARROTED TREND-FOLLOWING CATCHPHRASES, obviously they're NOT the type of guy girls want to fuck

2: there are ZERO WOMEN who are looking for a guy who sits in front of a computer MIMMICKING LOSER BEHAVIOR repeating stupid 'insider' predictable parrot terms, bending over backwards to try to 'fit In' for the first time in their lives… sorry… If you were a chick, would YOU FUCK your computer geek video game ass?

Hell no…. weird

3: when an entire generation of men get their sexual knowledge from other sexually inexperienced men, they begin to believe the memes… Andany man who actually thinks LABIA IS CREATED BY HAVING TOO MUCH SEX is a fucking idiot

4: the entire 'roast beef' fagshow is PROOF OF SEXUAL FAILURE…

5: if the 'roast beef' meme were true, the palms of your hands and tips of your fingers would be hanging to the sidewalk because they receive more friction than any vulva…

6: but these faggots don't care, because they are desperately clinging to ANY possible excuse they can think of to avoid their fear of failure

7:THEY FAIL DUE TO A FEAR OF FAILURE™

8: I like the number eight. fuck you if you don't

9: nines okay, but it's no eight

10: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WEIRDOS??!!!

HOW THE HUMAN RACE WILL END :

(in a generation or two)

MEN HAVE BECOME ASEXUAL WEIRDOS

(But we all know the truth, because they're not actually asexual.. they are simply completely unfamiliar with interacting with women, and only comfortable interacting with other weird creepy closet homosexuals, so we all know they're actually gay)

But don't mention it…

Because their feelings get hurt easy

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BEARS

(and please don't notice that videogames = homo)

If a man dares notice that they're scared

and tells them "at your age, I was fucking 3 17 year old hotties, who all went to the same school, and we're all three close friends AND THEY KNEW I WAS FUCKING ALL THREE OF THEM, and they enjoyed it"…..

THEY MIGHT ACCUSE ME OF "BRAGGING"

because that's their way of pretending they're unaware I'm explaining HOW EASY IT IS….

ITS EASY AS SHIT……

it's the easiest shit on earth, dudes….

It's NOT to be feared

It's to be DEVOURED

it's amazing none of these guys have the basic sense to ask JERRY, KILLCEN or I got advice …

seriously, THATS weird

When I was young (around the age of 12) I began ONLY HANGING OUT WITH OLDER PEOPLE…

kids my age had nothing to teach me

so I began befriending some cool as shit college guys by playing guitar with them and jamming…

And I hung out with people old enough to be my father…

BECAUSE THAT HOW I BYPASSED MANY FAILURES… I LEARNED FROM THEM…. I listened carefully…

And I learned how they thought, how they behaved, HOW TO BE AN ADULT…

HOW TO GET PUSSY

I find it rather disturbing that NONE of these fake 'asexuals' (they're gay, they just haven't admitted it to themselves yet) HAVE NEVER ASKED JERRY OR KILLCEN OR ME"Hey, there's a girl at work, and how should I approach her?"

even (scrotum)

space after comma

Even HE should have gleaned experience

FROM OUR EXPERIENCE

oh, sure… I realize (scrotum) thought he was a stud, although he thought 20 was a 'successful tally '….

yep, even good old (scrotum) seems smart enough to ask Jerry™ for insight, or ask WEIRD OLD KILLCEN™ to stfu, or ask MEAN OLD JN™ "hey, would you stop being an asshole for a second and give me advice about a girl at school"

I find it horrifying that this generation doesn't look to their elders for insight

Because THEYRE SO BUSY PRETENDING TO BE EXPERTS™

and NOW you know how the human race will cease to exist

>>340320

>bragging about hanging out with college kids when you were 13

notice howNOBODY ACCUSES ME OF "BRAGGING" when I talk about hanging out with older people when I was a kid

they only accuse me of bragging if it involves GIRLS

isn't that odd?…. Hmmmm

but by PAYING ATTENTION TO OLDER PEOPLE, I learned what grown women like… how they think… How men interacted with women .. how women responded…

but if you're the type who '''learns human behavior from a CHATROOM BY MIMMICKING EACHOTHER AND PARROTING UNORIGINALITY, then yeah …

You may as well just start sucking a dick tonight

for example :

REAL LIFE DOES NOT CONSIST OF HIDDEN CONSPIRACIES BEHIND EVERY EVENT

It used to be X-Files weirdos…

But now EVERYBODY AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS have become ridiculous parodies of conspiracy theory morons, Facebook tier 'geniuses' who all repeat the exact same bullshit cookie cutter conspiracy garbage, no matter how innocuous an event might be, because it's a fashion trend

The former clique of 'government conspiracy' X-FILES FAGGOTS has now infected THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, on steroids, after a full frontal lobotomy

Unaware how stupid they appear every time something happens, and the day start pretending to have special knowledge of a conspiracy….

But they don't have any knowledge

None

Just a cheesy fashion trend, and a creepy desire to feel as if they 'are perceived as knowledgeable'….

I used to be kinda like that, too…

Of course 9/11 was a scam… Duhh

BUT I CANNOT PROVIDEANYPROOF

all I have (tbqh) is REPEATING WHAT IVE HEARD…

and that's NOT knowledge….

so I stopped that EMBARRASSING BEHAVIOR, KILLCEN™

because eventually, even YOU™ have to finally just admit "I'M SIMPLY PARROTING WHAT I SEEN ON WEBSITES I SPECIFICALLY CHOSE, BECAUSE THEY FEED ME CONSPIRACY THEORIES I NEED TO PRETEND I HAVE SPECIAL KNOWLEDGE, WHICH I DO NOT HAVE, AND I'M NO MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE THAN ANY 11-YEAR-OLD KID WITH A COMPUTER"

I get it, I get it…

life's boring, so you need to 'spice it up' with a COMPLETELY PREDICTABLEYET ANOTHER ASSERTION OF INSIDER KNOWLEDGEfrom a man in his living room…

Exaggerating and ADDING YOUR OWN ELABORATIONS, sensationalizing everyday events, trying to pretend you've got "a special batphone" to the TRUTH…

hahahahahaha grow up, bitch

HINT: obviously, WEVE ALL GOT THE INTERNET

And nobody's interested in everything you've read lately…

NOBODY ELSE FORCES EVERYBODY INTO HEARING EVERYTHING THEY'VE READ IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

Cuz we know it's completely irrelevant

We're not convincing ourselves that we're playing a big role in other people's lives by copying and pasting and repeating cookie cutter garbage conspiracy theories that are all debunked within 5 minutes of posting them…

ITS NOT ABOUT CONSPIRACIES™

ITS BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THEM©

By PRESENTING CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS 'NEWS', you've entered the realms of NARCISSISTIC FAGSHOW HOUR™

Assuming that you're smarter than other people in here

Pretending to be smart

And at some point…………..

stfu

The day you go up in an airplane and bring back chemtrails powder, LET ME KNOW

The day you build a microwave, LET ME KNOW ABOUT 5G

The day you are a cabinet member in the White House during the 2020 Election, UHHH HOLD ON…..

HOLD ON A MINUTE…

YOU definitely don't know anything about what happened behind the scenes during the 2020 election BUT THE PEOPLE YOU HELPED PUT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE DEFINITELY DO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEHIND THE SCENES

The day you finally admit "okay, so I've seen the testimony of William Barr, Mike pence, general mark milley, Ivanka trump, Jared kushner, and dozens of other White House Insiders, and I was pretty gullible when I thought the election was stolen, because obviously it doesn't take much to fool me" is the day you'll stop being a sniveling fucking coward

TRANSLATION : in the past month, you've been proven to be a fucking gullible fool by the very same people you thought were going to back up your empty claims of a stolen election….

So whether you admit it or not, YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN PROVEN TO BE GULLIBLE AS SHIT

Maybe you would look less stupid if you modify your behavior, and realized You Don't know Jack fucking shit about anything, nothing you say can be relied on because you've already been proven to be gullible, you are easily fooled and manipulated by some of the stupidest people on earth

White House Insiders testified it was a completely inebriated stupid as fuck lisping turd GIULIANI who pushed the whole fagshow

So WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM DIAL UP CONNECTION HAS NO VALUE, and the people who were there proved YOU ALLOW AN IDIOT LIKE GIULIANI TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES

(and if somebody as stupid as Giuliani can make a fool out of you, maybe you should show a little bit of humility, and maybe occasionally admit that you are full FULL OF SHIT?

and to (scrotum)

sac

carrying

rancid

oddball

testicles

under

my junk

GROW UP

Although…..

I™ DO think 'rather odd testicles' is more fluid than 'rancid'

but if RANCID is what (scrotum) wants

then RANCID he gets, right?

>>340308

blow me, celery dick

>>340314

grown ass man who still thinks like a teenage boy detected

>>340357

correct !!!

I think like a NORMAL TEENAGED BOY FROM BEFORE YOUR TIME

because unlike you, when I was a teen,I WAS GETTING PUSSY

AND I STILL AM….

meanwhile, you think like an ADULT HOMOSEXUAL…

an ADULT CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL

any questions, Me. No Pussy?

>>340357

Imagine a world in which girls would fuck you….

lol are you imagining it, homo?

>>340357

I realize this is going to come as a big surprise to you, but believe it or not, IM NOT THE ONLY GROWN ASS MAN WHO STARTED GETTING PUSSY WHEN I WAS A TEEN

it'sYOUwho's dysfunctionnal

back in my day (it really wasn't that long ago) it was UNCOMMON for a teenager to not be getting pussy

YOURE SIMPLY A COWARD, who is SO AFRAID OF REJECTION, that you fabricate excuses, employ cookie-cutter rationalizations, and even try "suggesting there's something abnormal" about getting pussy

SEE HIW EASY THAT WAS, LIL' DICK?

>>340357

'you are A GROWN ASS MAN WHO THINKS LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD

Because 7 year olds play video games and never think about sex because they don't have any sexual hormones

maybe it would be more accurate to say

you are a grown ass man who thinks like a 6-year-old girl, has the sexual acumen of a 5 year old hermaphrodite, AND STILL LIVES IN YOUR MOTHERS SPARE BEDROOM

>>340357

perhaps if you 'thought like a teenager's, YOUD FINALLY GET SOME PUSSY, faggotboy?

>>340357

lol @ you not realizing your statement was an OPEN INVITATION TO POINT OUT YOUR INEPTITUDE, EXCUSE-MAKING,DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES

(see >>340314 , >>340357 , >>340315 , >>340316 , >>340317 , >>340318 , >>340319 , >>340320 , >>340321 , >>340322 , >>340325 )

YOUREEGG ZACK LEE™THE FAGGOT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL WHOS PRETENDING TO BE AN ASEXUAL WEIRDO…

>>340357

congratulations on the 'getting your sexually failed ass handed to you on a paper plate' accomplishment!!

>>340357

> bragging about NEVER SEEING A VAGINA IN HIS FACE

hahahaha yep!! You're gay, alright

>>340308

by the way, your Twitter account is currently under investigation by Twitter admin for posting (spamming) imagery of PENISES

you're oddly obsessed with PENISES

>>340308

there are no (talentless garbage artwork) shitty drawings of vaginas

But PENISES…..

hunter Bidens PENIS

Joe Bidens PENIS

hahahahaha YOURE GAY

>>340308

It's a shame the 'artist' has very very little 'talent'

>>340308

What OTHER men's penises would you like to think about?

>>340357

grown ass man who thinks like a toddler regarding sex spotted

>>340357

by the way, HOW MUCH PUSSY DID YOU GET LAST WEEKEND?

ouch

And this upcoming weekend?

and the next?

hahahaha

EAT MY SHIT, LITTLE GIRL

Go draw a penis

>>340357

it must be DEHUMANIZING, huh?

Every damn weekend

Friday, when normal men your age are taking new girlfriends out to dinner or a movie, marrying fiances, planning their lives together, sharing the wonderful companionship of a 'best friend with a vagina'

Saturday, when normal men your age are busy emptying their testicles into their girlfriend or wife (or both)

Even Sunday, when normal men your age are taking it easy, making breakfast in bed for their female life companion, making plans for the upcoming week together, getting their dicks sucked

but hey…..

at least you've got VIDEOGAMES, RIGHT HOMOSEXUAL BOY?

>>340357

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

that describes your life

>>340357

FACT : YOU'D SUCK A DICK LICKETY-SPLIT

>>340357

HOW I KNOW YOU'D SUCK A COCK :

easy

because you have no interest in fucking females

YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL

time to go play another video game, homo

>>340308

I decided to have you investigated for spamming pornography BECAUSE THE ARTWORK IS SHIT

>>340308

you can barely tell it's supposed to be her

the "artist" can't draw faces correctly

it's EFFEMINATE

it's illustrated EFFEMINATELY

and PENISES are the consistent theme

>>340308

don't get me wrong, I didn't say I'm having your account deleted

That's not my decision

I simply reported you for spamming PICTURES OF PENISES

>>340308

so…. no matter what Twitter decides….

THEIR STAFF ARE FOLLOWING UP ON A REPORT OF A GAY DEGENERATE WHO INSISTS ON POSTING PENIS PICS

hahahahaha

you're being evaluated as 'the penis posting homo'

and THATS good enough for me

Take Meds + Filter, easy as

>>340369

If he promise me that will scream "get the vaxx" I'll come, to see people booo him.

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>>340369

>>340321

>>340327

>>340331

>Ginger Mound

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Spiritual Warrior

no sleep

love ❤

always

I am different

never doubt me

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>>340374

The real POTUS is 100% insulated.

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Russian Ministry of Defence publishes data on the number of foreign mercenaries in Ukraine

https://tlgrm.eu/channels/@mod_russia_en/2247

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>>340367

>Someone from the California Attorney General’s Office leaked files from their database including the home addresses, full names and dates of birth for every gun owner in the state.

Now they can employ a "neighbor" to deploy the red-flag laws to start collecting.

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1/2: During our first ever Guardian Recognition Ceremony, Guardians received their first

@SpaceForceDoD

patch–placed on their left shoulders by STARCOM Commander Maj. Gen. Shawn Bratton & Senior Enlisted Leader CMSgt. James Seballes. #GuardianGraduation #SemperSupra

https://twitter.com/USSF_STARCOM/status/1539754664400506880

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>>340325

https://www.foxnews.com/us/philadelphia-shooting-dead

Philadelphia shooting leaves 3 dead, about a dozen injured

At least three people are dead in Philadelphia and nearly a dozen other victims have been injured during a shooting incident Saturday evening, according to a report.

Authorities responded to the scene just before midnight, where they found one person already deceased with gunshot wounds, CBS Philly reported. At least 10 other victims have been injured, officials said.

Seven of those victims were rushed to the hospital, per the report.

Their statuses are not immediately known.

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>>340332

>Define that word for us, Justine.

Top kek

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So what happened on Capt. J's magical mystery tour to Zoomland?

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>>340321

Are you doge approved?

I hear tell they a password n sheitz?

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a search engine can do better than this.

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Where we are today

Day 3 of Week 23

3:24am on the clock, AKA 27:24

Possibly day Jim Watkins' PEN was pointing to…

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>>340332

i had to expand that after reading it

i thought he said he went to the nato spy school as a fullback

wtf the spy school has a football team?

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>>340320

As someone who has live his whole life in Colorado, I'm calling bullshit.

https://apnews.com/article/2022-midterms-colorado-illinois-updates-01f89314cca7a8671bef1f7637e5be7b

You know if the AP is first to report it, it's a fucking lie.

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>>340312

>doing nothin

I tried to inform people.

Tell me one thing you know about how bad the food is in america

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>>341579

5:5

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>>340366

<The Hill

>experts say

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>>340316

make landlines great again

hands are tied

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>>342143

So Child Rape Only Occurrd After the Christian Era? I am A Christian, albeit one who asks the Hard Glaring Questions….

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Oil Pops, Stocks Drop As Hawks & 'Hurricanes' Killed The Dead-Cat-Bounce

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1532814722306908161

Jamie Dimon downshifted his economic outlook from "clouds on the horizon" to an imminent hurricane", Goldman President John Waldron confirmed Dimon's anxiety noting that "the shocks to the system are unprecedented," and finally, Elon Musk warned he has a "super bad feeling" about the economy.

FWIW…

McLovin's fake ID from "Superbad" says he was born June 3, 1981.$TSLA pic.twitter.com/4Qsk5NDp5A

— Timothy Connolly CFA (@SconsetCapital) June 3, 2022

Apparently confirming the 'hurricane', the number of news articles mentioning “hiring freeze” has recently jumped to a level not seen since the first few months of the pandemic in 2020.

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>>340371

>Imagine believing your stupid "blame" is anything but a projection out of your own asses.

BLAME DAN

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>>340335

No (you)'s today

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>>340338

Post it.

This is why we have the Jan. 6 shit again.

Pelosi is trying to get revenge.

The most humiliating event of her miserable life.

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>>340375

When the Federal government officially buys into Big Pharma stock manipulation!

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