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WOOK !! WOOK AT MEE !!

attention seeking homosexual STILL hasn't seen a vagina in real lfe

>>315000

No woman with you….

All alone….

"LOOK AT ME!!". Hahahaha

I broke your dam BIGTIME!!

You know what they say about a dam…

"once it breaks, it breaks"

actually, I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYBODY SAY THAT BEFORE. IT'S NOT A FAMOUS PHRASE ABOUT DAMS

>>315000

YOU LOOK SO STUPID WITH A GLUED-ON MOUSTACHE

by the way, going to Times Square proved you've never experienced anything interesting before…

EVERYBODYS BEEN TO TIMES SQUARE, DUMBASS

"hi everybody it's me"

(Nobody knows or cares who the dragqueen is)

"Good to see you. Look where I am!"

(Actually thought going to times square was a big deal)

"I'm about to do something crazy"

(Went out of character and admitted he actually thinks he's doing something extreme)

Hahahahahaha

>>315000

>new york kike larps as ebil nahtzee

this act is overdone. the handsome truth crew have been doing this for years but with no effect. the goyim simply no longer care.

>>315000

There are plenty of out of touch morons with no education just like you, and all of you ended up wearing clown costumes in times square as other people pointed and laughed at you

AT LEAST THESE ONES GOT PAID TO LOOK STUPID

(And unlike you, they aren't afraid to do it in broad daylight, they don't wait until the sun goes down to jump up, wave a flag for less than 3 seconds, and remove their stupid glued on mustache the way you do)

>>Antichrist

>>The 'strange powers' within Ukraine

There shall be no harm to Mr. Bridges and I, the devil, shall match any force there in…

I shall not tolerate any means against Mr. Bridges…

Mr. Bridges… The honorable Sorcerer Supreme…

Mr. Bridges… The one and only…

Mr. Bridges… The one whose master is chaos and nexus is balance…

Mr. Bridges… The one whom death fears…

Mr. Bridges… The one whose word makes one laugh and another cry…

Mr. Bridges… The one whose sentence can destroy one world, create another, whilst transforming a third…

(I, THE DEVIL, BOW AND RESPECTFULLY SPEAK)

Mr. Bridges… Ye have yet to have thy finest hour…

Mr. Bridges… Go forth en 'virtual' and impress upon the earth thy 'magnum opus…'

Mr. Bridges… Even the 'Son Of China' speaks in thy tongues…

Mr. Bridges… Even the 'Father Of Russia' is watching…

Mr. Bridges… Cast thy spell upon the earth mine 'Owl Heir' and I shall grant thee 'kaleidoscope eyes…'

(WITH RESPECTFUL TONE AND A DESIRE TO RECEIVE THY COMMAND)

Mr. Bridges… Perhaps the greatest failure of 'liberal democracy' is that it is neither 'liberal' nor 'democratic…'

Mr. Bridges… Perhaps the 'plane' for such 'order' has 'reversed' and 'driven' both Russia and China to ascend by another means…

Mr. Bridges… Shall the earth be denied peace by a coalition with supposed claims to supposed ownership of 'the planet?'

Mr. Bridges… Perhaps the central defect from without 'foreign relations' is the 'basis of sides' within 'corrupt law…'

Mr. Bridges… The 'Supreme Font' awaits thy desire… Thy wish is mine command…

>>315012

He may be from a surrounding area, but I've never seen anybody actually think going to times square was a big deal, like going to Amsterdam or climbing on the Hollywood sign in Griffin Park…

ONLY AN AMATEUR TOURIST WOULD GO TO TIMES SQUARE AND SAY "LOOK WHERE I AM!!!" As if it's some kind of amazing feat going to times square

He's never actually done jack shit in his life, still lives with his mother, still wearing her clothes and Mardi gras office party face mask, and dining her bath towels pretending they are purple capes

He glues a fake mustache to his face the same way he cut the stupid logo out of paper and taped it to a baseball hat

"LOOK AT ME! I'M IN TIMES SQUARE! THIS IS A REALLY BIG DEAL FOR ME !!"

>>315012

He may be from a surrounding area, but I've never seen anybody actually think going to times square was a big deal, like going to Amsterdam or climbing on the Hollywood sign in Griffin Park…

ONLY AN AMATEUR TOURIST WOULD GO TO TIMES SQUARE AND SAY "LOOK WHERE I AM!!!" As if it's some kind of amazing feat going to times square

He's never actually done jack shit in his life, still lives with his mother, still wearing her clothes and Mardi gras office party face mask, and dining her bath towels pretending they are purple capes

He glues a fake mustache to his face the same way he cut the stupid logo out of paper and taped it to a baseball hat

"LOOK AT ME! I'M IN TIMES SQUARE! THIS IS A REALLY BIG DEAL FOR ME !!"

>>315012

If he was from new york, he certainly wouldn't be bragging about going to times square

Only a little child would consider times square "AN AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENT"

>>315018

AND HERE COMES THE NEXT FANTASY ROLEPLAY SISSY WHO'S NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE

=Nobody's intimidated by little boys==

>>315000

How many more decades do you think it will take before you begin to grow facial hair and you don't have to glue anything to your lip anymore?

>>315000

PURPLE JIZZGIZZLER…. YOU HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A BETTER CLOWN

HIS NAME IS "JAKKOV", AND HE DOESN'T NEED TO GLUE A FAKE MUSTACHE TO HIS FACE TO BE A CLOWN

"HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK WHERE I AM!"

(Mother continues shooting video from his smartphone as he bends over to grab his stupid red and pink swastika flag, and double checks the mustache glued to his face, making sure it's not falling off again)

>>315000

It's hilarious how you had to reach up and DOUBLE CHECK YOUR GLUED ON MUSTACHE TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T FALLING OFF AGAIN !!!! I'm sure Hitler often double checked his glued on mustache as well?

>>315000

LMFAO @ YOU BLURRING OUT YOUR MOTHERS JACKET YOU WORE OVER YOUR DRAG SHOW FASHIONS

nothing started…..

"And can you believe it all started right here, on PND"

nope….. your 'big nothing attention seeking drag show' actually beganin 4chan when you got permabanned, not in /pnd/

LOL !!! HOW TO TELL YOU WERE WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S JACKET OVER YOUR STUPID (not purple) CLOTHES :

BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BLUR OUT THE SHOULDERS, TOO

>>315000

It's funny how AFRAID YOU WERE

•wears his mother's jacket over his costume until very last moment

•didnt have the balls to proudly wear his stupid clown costume without hiding under mommy's jacket

•hurredly waves flag for less than three seconds

•puts mommy's jacket back over drag fashions

• mommy and he go back to overpriced "discount" hotel

>>315000

I'm guessing you and your mother stayed in the Days Inn, just a few blocks down from times square?…

While it's unreasonably overpriced, it's the only hotel someone like you and your mother could possibly afford

The rooms are so small, they resemble linen closets

>>315000

When I was younger than you, I was already art director for the band ZZ Top, and I didn't brag about going to times square, because I hated going to times square…

I had no choice. I was being flown back and forth from Beverly hills to NYC back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until it became mind numbing…

TIMES SQUARE IS A SUCKER TOURIST TRAP

Apparently your mother had to go into Manhattan for business? That's adorable

>>315000

Maybe next time you should edit out the parts where you were taking off your mother's jacket?

Because you proved you didn't have the balls to walk through times square dressed like a drag queen with a fake mustache glued to his sexually failed ridiculous face

(Now that I've seen your face better, I totally understand why you can't get any pussy)

>>315000

I can't tell you how many times I've been to times square.. unlike you, I actually had aJOB, working for Warner Bros records designing album covers…

They would fly me into New York for a meeting with one of the associated distribution and marketing branches, for example BBDO, which you are completely unfamiliar with, you have no fucking idea who or what BBDO is…

Then, that afternoon I would have to fly back out to LAX and have another meeting at the Warner Brothers studios, and I would stay at the BELAGE HOTEL on la cienega and sunset ($3,200 a night hotel)

That's where they always used to film Beverly hills 9012, in the BelAge hotel..

Then the next morning I'd have to fly back to NYC again and discuss the latest creative decisions with the New York team, and when I was in NYC, Warner Bros records always booked me in the same hotel :

THE RIHGA ROYAL HOTEL in Times Square

($999 per night)

the RIHGA ROYAL is now called THE LONDON HOTEL….

You and your mommy could never afford to stay there for a night.. she doesn't make enough money

>>315000

After another meeting with stage prop and scrim production companies, going over the final design approvals, of course I would receive a phone call in my hotel room, and it was time to go back to California again…

So I'd fly back to LAX, book into the BelAge again, a studio driver would pick me up a nondescript Lincoln Town car (important players don't drive around in limousines… That's for prom students and bachelorette party girls- we drove in nondescript Lincoln Town cars with a chauffeur)

I'd have another 20 minute meeting at the Warner Brothers studio, and they'd tell me "we need you to go back to New York and blah blah blah" another small detail which could have been handled with a phone call, but Warner Bros chose to fly me back to New York again instead, even after they paid for another day at the BelAge Hotel…

(Again, the suites they'd book for me cost $3,200 per night… It was the hotel famous movie stars would stay during the OSCARS, even though they owned multi-million dollar Mansions only miles away)

>>315000

So early in the evening of the same day, I would be back in Times Square again, checking into the Rihga Royal HotelTHE SECOND TIME THAT DAY, AFTER GOING TO THE BURBANK STUDIOS IN CALIFORNIA

I was YOUNGER THAN YOU……..

AND MY FIANCE WOULD BE WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME….

they'd fly Jill with me wherever I went….

(Congratulations on finally visiting Times Square !!)

It took you all this time to finally reach the level of a common tourist

Except the average common tourist doesn't wear his mother's jacket because he's afraid to be seen dressed in a clown costume

LOL @ YOU NOT BEING SMART ENOUGH TOEDIT OUT THE PART WHERE YOU REMOVE MOMMYS JACKET !!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

MOMMY TOOK YOU TO VISIT RELATIVES ACROSS THE RIVER !!! THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND AT AUNT MARGARET'S HOUSE IN UPPER STATE NEW YORK.. BUT MOMMY DECIDED SHE WOULD SPLURGE AND TREAT HER LITTLE BOY TO A DAY IN THE BIG APPLE, AND TIMES SQUARE WAS A REALLY BIG DEAL FOR YOU !!!

>>315000

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!!

(How are you going to handle all the questions from your relatives about why you still don't have a girlfriend?)

>>315000

Men across America are celebrating the 4th of July weekend with their girlfriends or wives at their side….

but not you…..

Mommy's driving you to Aunt Margaret's house, and since you had to go across the river from New Jersey to get to upper state New York, she figured "I'll let my little baby boopsy boy see Times Square!!"

Why don't you have a girlfriend next to you?

>>315000

I can tell from your stupid accent that you were from the New York area, but not actually New York…

I had stupidly assumed you probably lived in Connecticut…

But now I realize you live in New Jersey across the river

LOL !!! NEW JERSEY IS DISGUSTING !!!

YOU LIVE IN THE MOST DISGUSTING STATE IN THE ENTIRE USA

>>315000

AGAIN : WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

NO GIRLS LIKE YOU?

WHY CAN'T YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND???

>>315000

STOP PRETENDING TO NOT BE AWARE OF THE QUESTION !!!

AGAIN : ITS THE 4TH… WHY ISNT THERE A HOT GIRLFRIEND WITH YOU?

>>315000

• NO GIRLFRIEND

• ELASTIC STRING ON MOMMYS MASK

• NO GIRLFRIEND

• GLUED-ON MOUSTACHE

• NO GIRLFRIEND

• HIDES UNDER MOMMYS JACKET

• NO GIRLFRIEND

• THINKS TIMES SQUARE IS A BIG DEAL

• NO GIRLFRIEND

• MOMMY DRIVES HIM TO AUNT MARGARET'S FOR 4TH OF JULY

• NO GIRLFRIEND

>>315055

0_0

that come hither stare…

those small tits…

looks like someone i know…

in the thumbnail…

but then i opened the picture…

and it's not her…

yes i'm on a quest…

for a needle in a haystack…

sorry for the interruption…

please continue purple posting…

purpleclown: jakkov:

•no job •no job

•no money •no money

•no girlfriend •no girlfriend

•homosexual •homosexual

•lives w mommy •lives w mommy

•isolated •isolated

•cant fight •cant fight

•no pussy ever •no pussy ever

•inferiority complex •inferiority complex

•overcompensates •overcompensates

•attention seeking •attention seeking

•NO TALENT •NO TALENT

•no 'shock' value •no 'shock' value

•no creativity •no creativity

•dresses in drag •obsessed with males

>>315056

there's absolutely NO REASON why a man purplefag's age couldn't have a beautiful girlfriend

Actually, MOST HETEROSEXUAL MALES HIS AGE already have wives & children

I guess he's been too busy dressing up in mommy's wardrobe when she's at work?

But when Mommy drives him to Aunt Margaret's house this afternoon, (they should be there soon, after stopping off yesterday in New York City on their way to upper state New York) Aunt Margaret and all of the other relatives are going to be curious why he still doesn't have a girlfriend…

>>315000

Weird………. ABNORMIE…..

WHY ISN'T THERE A HOT GIRL STANDING NEXT TO YOU?

are you telling me that NO WOMAN THINKS YOURE INTERESTING OR MASCULINE?

>>315000

SORRY, PURPLE JIZZGUZZLER….

YOU GOT REPLACED AS "THE PND CLOWN" THREE WEEKS AGO !!

>>315000

WE'VE FOUND A BETTER CLOWN

"YOURE FIRED!"

>>315000

and just like Trump….

little boys can't handle being fired from their job

Q: IF AN ATTENTION SEEKER SEEKS ATTENTION, BUT LACKS CREATIVITY, WHAT TECHNIQUE WILL HE USE TO SEEK ATTENTION ?

SO FAR, YOU AND JAKKOV ARE TIED

EQUALLY AS INADEQUATE

EQUALLY AS INFERIOR

EQUALLY AS INEXPERIENCED

EQUALLY AS INCOMPETENT

EQUALLY AS EFFEMINATE

EQUALLY INTERESTED IN OTHER MEN, WITH NO HISTORY OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS FEMALES WHATSOEVER

WE NEED A TIEBREAKER

>>315000

I'VE BEEN RIPPING YOU TO SHREDS FOR WELL OVER A YEAR

MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR !!!

BUT YOUSTILLCAN'T GET ANY PUSSY

>>315000

I FORCED YOU INTO PRETENDING YOU WERE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES

I manipulated you into making a knee-jerk reaction video… in which you demonstrated your lack of ability to 'smoothtalk a LADY'''

in your uncomfortable awkward laughable video, in which you sat in your mother's spare bedroom, and fumbled the ball flirting with AN UNDERAGE GIRL

>>315000

I ALSO MANIPULATED JAKKOV INTO PRETENDING HE WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES !!!!

100% TRUE !!!

JUST LIKE YOU, HE WASTRIGGEREDINTO "TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO HIDE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY

and just like you, he MADE A VIDEO

>>315000

YOU :

Allowed me to manipulate you into trying (unsuccessfully) to prove you're "not a homosexual", by creating an awkward video of you trying to FLIRT AND DISCUSS SEXUALITY WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL, and the underage girl obviously has diminished mental capacity, the mind of a child, a room filled with little girls stuffed toys and teddy bears which she clung to, as you made her feel more and more awkward… You are an adult and you were discussing sexual scenarios with an underage girl, trying to prove that you're not a degenerate

>>315000

JAKKOV :

Allowed me to manipulate him into trying (unsuccessfully) to prove he's "not a homosexual", by creating an awkward video, in which HE STUPIDLY CLAIMED NOBODY WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND CAN WATCH HIS VIDEOEVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO GIRLFRIEND

see?…..

LACK OF CREATIVITY

so stupid and inexperienced, that the 4 year old waddles to the "adults dinner table", where the adults are eating and paying no attention to the irrelevant little toddler in the diaper, so he decides any attention is better than no attention,so he begins repeating the word "POOPIE!!", convinced it has "shock value"

>>315000

FEAR HALL BROS :

If you asked the average 4-year-old boy to think of symbolic things that represent "being a man", the 4-year-old boy will quickly think of stereotypical tropes….

like A MOUSTACHE….

like HAVING BIG MUSCLES….

like BEING A SUPERHERO…..

like BEING A WRASSLER…

like TRYING TO LOOK TOUGH….

likeDRINKING BEER

When you pulled your mother's lavender and purple bath towels out of her bathroom that day, you literally became a four-year-old boy dressing up in mommy's clothes, with a purple cape.. the little purple superhero boy.. wearing his mother's office party Mardi gras mask color coordinated, just like his mother's bath linens..

And you go out of your way to attempt to affect an insincere and unconvincing "DEEPER LOWER TONE VOICE"…..

Exactly like a little four-year-old boy pretending to be an adult male

Little four-year-old boys also try to sound like they have a deep voice, and it's usually more convincing than when you do it

Little four-year-old boys can only think of simple tropes they've seen on sesame Street or a Barney commercial…

And just like a 4-year-old boy, you went for the first trope you could think of.. facial hair that you are unable to produce, because you are in your early 30s, but you still don't have enough testosterone to grow facial hair…

So just like a four-year-old boy, you glued a fake mustache onto your upper lip…

And of course, just like a four-year-old boy, you're so inexperienced and naive, that you remain oblivious to how embarrassing you look with the fake mustache and superhero costume, using a fake lower voice trying to pretend like you are an adult male…

You are quite literally oblivious

ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSINGLY OBLIVIOUS

YOU ARE SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS, THAT YOU LACK EVEN ONE TINY MOLECULE OF EXTERNAL PERSPECTIVE IN YOUR ENTIRE BODY

HOW CAN A 4-YEAR-OLD BOY POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND WHY THE ADULTS ARE LAUGHING WHEN HE GLUES A MUSTACHE TO HIS LIP AND PRETENDS HE HAS A DEEP MANLY VOICE?

HE CAN ONLY SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE LENS OF A 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD, SO OF COURSE HE ISN'T EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO SEE HIMSELF THROUGH THE EYES OF ADULTS

You even went for the second most obvious trope :.BEER

You're not a drinker, any more than you are a smoker or a heterosexual…

And the four-year-old boy was completely oblivious as to HOW AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE HIS LACK OF EXPERIENCE BECAMEWHEN HE PLAYED MAKE BELIEVE "BEER DRINKER WITH FRIENDS"

Unaware how uncomfortably obvious it was to anybody with eyes….

That this little boy is not a drinker

And this little boy has no friends

YOU LOOK SO STUPID WITH YOUR GLUED ON MUSTACHE.. UNAWARE IT SIMPLY HIGHLIGHTS YOUR INABILITY TO GROW FACIAL HAIR

>>315000

FEAR HALL BROS: PART TWO

But if you ask that same 4-year-old inexperienced sesame Street Pre-K little boy to think of symbolic images that represent "being a man"….. there's one thing the four-year-old boy will NEVER SUGGEST :

"Getting my dick sucked"

>>315088

unless maybe some shota grooming happened with mommy or auntie nell.

QUEER BALL SHOWS: PART THREE

BECAUSE A 4-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS NO HORMONES THAT WOULD MAKE HIM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A FEMALE

BECAUSE ALTHOUGH YOU AND JAKKOV AND MARSHMALLOW SALLY AND PENISTAR THOUGHT OF MUSTACHES AND SUPERHERO CAPES AND DRINKING BEER…….

GETTING PUSSY WAS NEVER ONE OF THE MAKE BELIEVE ATTRIBUTES THAT CROSSED YOUR MINDS

BECAUSE HOW CAN A 4-YEAR-OLD BOY REALIZE THAT MEN GET THEIR DICKS SUCKED ON A REGULAR BASIS

SINCE LITTLE BOYS HAVE NO HORMONES OR SEXUAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS VAGINAS, THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MEN REALLY BEHAVE

because you are just little boys, with no sexual experience under your belts, with your tiny little penises just like a four-year-old, you all wait in fear for the inevitable day that YES….. YES "SHE IS GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT YOUR PENIS BEING SMALL, TRUST ME"…. She's simply going to try her best to save the laughter until you're back is turned or the next time she's talking to another girl you know….. She's literally going to struggle to bite her tongue and maintain composure, trying to hide her sarcastic condescending smile, because you are not even actively homosexual yet, still waiting to grow facial hair due to a lack of male hormones….THAT'S WHY NONE OF YOU REALIZED GROWN MEN AREN'T INTERESTED IN MUSTACHES AND MUSCLES OR BEER……….

GROWN MEN ARE INTERESTED IN VAGINAS

And all across america, on this beautiful glorious 4th of July weekend, Saturday afternoon in the United States of America, ALL THE OTHER MEN YOUR AGE ALREADY HAVE WIVES AND CHILDREN…..

But your mother's driving you to stay with relatives over the 4th of July weekend…

You took selfies in Times Square

But because you're a four-year-old child

You didn't realize adult males would wonder "so you're in Times Square by yourself, without a girlfriend? Wearing your mother's jacket over your little clown costume? And you thought that was worth taking a selfie?"

That's the first thing that I saw…

Not the clown costume…

The first thing I saw was a man without a woman in his bed

Not a zoom meeting with an underage girl

A woman who wakes up next to him in his bed every morning

THE FIRST THING I SAW WAS A CLOWN WITHOUT A WOMAN WHO WAKES UP NEXT TO HIM IN BED EVERY MORNING AND TELLS HIM "HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM"

>>315090

I can tell you're cool.. so let me just use you for a moment, okay ?

I'm serious.. please pay attention I need your help for a minute..m

I want you to help me demonstrate how two dudes talk to each other in real life, okay?

Because chat room culture is nothing more than mimicry and imitation, completely unoriginal behavior, no different than a bunch of ghetto black dreadlock baseball cap black T-shirt thugs with their pants pulled down below their ass and a mouth of cheaply manufactured plated gold grill…

There's no difference between a bunch of niggers with their pants pulled down and a bunch of chat room culture white nerdy guys using trendy catch phrases, like normie and Stacy and Chad and autism… Desperately struggling and bending over backwards to fit in, overly concerned that they won't fit in, because they want to feel elite by joining a culture built on imitation and mimicry…

Terrified if they don't keep repeating chat room culture catchphrases, people won't accept them… So in A desperate attempt to be perceived as elite and unique, Superior over others, they simply engage in a monkey see monkey do behavior pattern and conversational protocol….

But not you and me.. at least not right now, okay? Because I don't do the mimicry trend following bandwagon chat room culture catchphrase thing….

I talk to people in here

The exact same way

I talk to my friends in real life

And that's exactly the conversation I want to have with you, because I'm hoping the purple penispuffer pays particularly painstaking attention…

In real life, we keep it 100 with our good buddies we've known for years.. we don't pussyfoot around and play little silly games, worried about hurting each other's feelings…

If it's your real life friend, he's THE FIRST one you will be honest with, even if it's uncomfortable for him…

So purple penis puffer has very little experience socializing in real life, obviously, and maybe he can learn how to keep it real by watching two adult males interact in a basic conversation…

If you are open to my request, I would be honored if I could just speak off the record, man to man, and just like we were good buddies in real life (I spend an inordinate amount of my time doing confrontational sit-down comedy online, but that's because I'm using a phone… Little do people realize that while I am pointing out the obvious flaws in the purple penispuffers pantry of pathetic pomposity, I will be standing in line at the grocery store using speech to text.. or when I'm reminding marshmallow Sally how uncannily effeminate he appears, I'll be outside enjoying the weather at the park down the street, and as my wife and I are leaving the park and headed to a coffee shop, I'll be using speech to text to remind Ashley Schneider that I will allow her to live in Atlanta for free, (in a really really nice house, totally free for 6 months.. as long as she doesn't consider drinking three of my loads everyday for rent to be 'payment'… In that, if she wants to enjoy atlanta, she's going to call it "JN worship", and my wife says Ashley is going to have to learn how to eat snatch really good if she wants to meet important people while she's in Atlanta, and that's where the anal sex part comes in because if Ashley wants to go to the coolest new nightclubs and fanciest restaurants and art museums and rave parties and meet cool important people from the cartoon network, she's going to learn what her butthole is for, namely you can't get pregnant in the butthole, and that's going to be important to her very quickly, as she will probably discover I have impregnated her after about 34 days of having the most fun she's ever had in her life here in the coolest City in the entire United States, totally for free, as long as she's comfortable with the videos I'm going to take and upload) as we drive to the coffee shop and…. Well…. see, all of my real life friends actually know what I do in here.. they're not sure which website I'm working on this year necessarily, but I've been doing this for a very long time, as somebody recently said "since way before Myspace", which is completely accurate, so my real life buddies will be smoking pot with me or we will go hang out somewhere or go get something to eat or maybe go get a few drinks at a bar, and I'm still in here making people uncomfortable.. because that's what I do…. Because that's my jam….

You're probably wondering where this is going, right?

Is groovin' worth faking the funk?

WHERE THIS IS GOING :

MEN TALK REAL TALK IN REAL LIFE

We don't play Superman fantasy roleplay conversation

We know the score

We've lived the life

We WERE built for that

we ARE about that life…..

So let's just keep it real…

Not like imaginary Friends…

In an imaginary "Beer Hall"….

But real friends.. in real life, hanging out at a tavern down the street or maybe that Brazilian restaurant that just opened, sitting at the bar drinking some single malt scotch

Not imaginary beer…

Not imaginary interaction

Not "practicing on being an adult"

Not make believe Saturday morning cartoons

I HAVE KNOWN ALMOST ALL OF MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE TEENAGERS, BACK IN THE MID-70S

WE ALL GREW UP TOGETHER, PARTIED TOGETHER, GOT HIGH TOGETHER, GOT IN FIGHTS TOGETHER, FOUND GIRLFRIENDS TOGETHER, BROKE UP WITH GIRLFRIENDS TOGETHER, GOT IN ANOTHER FIGHT TOGETHER, GOT ARRESTED TOGETHER, GOT BONDED OUT TOGETHER, GOT MARRIED TOGETHER, HAD KIDS TOGETHER, GREW OLDER TOGETHER, BECAME EXPERIENCED IN LIFE TOGETHER

NOT "TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME"

BUT "TOGETHER THROUGH THE SAME STAGES OF LIFE"

I still hang out with these very same friends in real life to this very day.. I've known them for decades, and they know me just as well… They all know who and what I am… They've all been watching me perform confrontational performance art online for decades now… Since the internet began…

and because I use a phone to do my performance art in chat rooms, quite often I will be hanging out with any one of my friends I've known since we were kids

And the reason I'm mentioning it is because:

I'm using speech to text, so I'm talking to people in here EXACTLY THE SAME WAY I TALK TO MY FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE, and quite often they'll be sitting next to me, and it's not like I'm "going into character"….

BECAUSE MY BUDDIES AND I GIVE EACH OTHER A HARD TIME… WE ALWAYS HAVE, AND WE ALWAYS WILL….. WE DON'T SEEK EMOTIONAL REASSURANCE FROM OTHER MALE FRIENDS…. HETEROSEXUAL MALES DON'T BEHAVE THAT WAY

PURPLE PENISPUFFER DOESN'T REALIZE ADULT MALE FRIENDS PICK ON EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME…. MALE FRIENDS RIDICULE EACH OTHER AND MAKE PLAYFUL INSULTS, GIVING EACH OTHER A HARD TIME.. INCESSANTLY GIVING EACH OTHER HELL, BECAUSE WE ARE MEN

PURPLE PENISPUFFER DOESN'T KNOW HOW MEN BEHAVE

HE THINKS BEING A MAN MEANS DRINKING BEER AND HAVING A MOUSTACHE

He thinks being a grown-up man means having AND AWKWARD, CLUMSY, UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATION while drinking beer with a fake mustache glued to his face….

>>315000

WHY EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS YOU ARE A "TEMPORARILY ASEXUAL / SOON TO BE FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUAL COWARD":

1: you're obviously not having sex with anybody

2: nobody.. you're so awkward and uncomfortable, you can't even interact with somebody, let alone have sex with them

3: so you are temporarily asexual, until something happens to change it

4: obviously, you are consumed with your own inadequacy, meaning you've spent your sexually active years avoiding sexual interaction, because you're afraid

5: you PRETEND TO BELIEVE men who have anal sex with their wives are "gay"

6: you can only PRETEND to believe it, because you have no experience required to actually know what you're supposed to believe, but since you are a coward who overcompensates for his inadequacies, you are overly concerned people might perceive you as being "gay", so the mention of ANAL SEX, even when it's completely heterosexual, you are triggered to PRETEND YOU HAVE ENOUGH SEXUAL EXPERIENCE TO DISCERN BETWEEN WHAT'S GAY AND WHAT'S NOT GAY

7: again.. you are overly concerned people might look at you and think you are gay

8: even without your stupid clown costume and Mommy's Mardi gras mask, in everyday life, when your mother takes you shopping to buy you clothes, in the back of your mind, you are worried people might think you're gay when they look at you

9: you actually have a striking physical resemblance to Anderson Cooper, whether you realize it or not, I swear to God you actually look like Anderson Cooper in the face, simply because of your particular phenotype, your nose, your eyes, your mouth and lips, your chin… Everything you thought you were hiding with the Mardi gras mask but we can still see them… EVERYTHING REQUIRED TO KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IS STILL COMPLETELY VISIBLE, because your mommy's Mardi gras mask only covers the facial area that's NOT required to know what you look like

==LMMFAO @ YOU, PRINCESS PENISPUFFER™=°

10: when I realized you looked like Anderson Cooper, you flipped out, and said, "PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING I'M GAY!!"

11: you said "I don't want people thinking I'm gay" while dressed in a woman's Mardi gras mask, A color coordinated fruit of the loom drag show costume, and wearing your mother's purple bath towel as a cape

12: don't forget…. YOU claimed it was ME who was GAY…. Because I fuck my wife in the ass on a regular basis (that's how we all know You have never even discussed sexual desires with a woman before, because every woman prefers anal sex over vaginal, but you hear the word "anal", and associate it with "fear", because you are still a virgin in your 30s, still focused on fear of appearing gay instead of focused on fucking your wife in the ass and her throat

13: again, you're not having sex with anybody

14: NOBODY IS FUCKING YOU… There's nothing about you that anybody has found attractive enough to start having sex with you… I'm not sure what's so Superior about a man nobody finds interesting or appealing, and no woman seems to think he's a heterosexual.. because he's not interested in women..

15: YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN obviously duh did you think nobody was going to notice? You're more interested in dressing up in your mother's color coordinated superhero big boy beer drinking fake mustache role play fantasy of bipolar mania, which is exactly what you've got.. but there's just one problem… You've also got adhd, and aspergers, not an insult but this is an actual clinical diagnosis I've made… Because you have overlapping psychiatric disorders and learning disabilities… That's why you're not intelligent, you still experience mania… mania is a symptom of bipolar disorder, and bipolar disorder is generally associated with a higher intelligence quotient… But not in your case, because there are mitigating factors of asperger's, which is an inability to connect with other humans, and the learning disability

16: GIRLS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD, LAUGH ABOUT YOU, TALK ABOUT YOU WITH EACH OTHER, AND ALWAYS MENTION THE SAME THING : "OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN GIRLS"

17: you're not interested in girls

18: you're not having sex with anybody, and you're afraid of intimacy, too concerned about your own perception of how other people perceive you (abnormie™) worried people might think you're gay, struggling to overcome your fear of interaction with other humans and laughable lack of real life experience, spending your time and energy on creating an imaginary delusional grandeur 'fruit of the loom superhero neo-Nazi" who sits in his mother's spare bedroom writing her Wi-Fi connection so he can learn how to zoom and pretend he's making friends drinking imaginary beer in an imaginary beer hallDRESSED IN DRAG WITH A FAKE MOUSTACHE GLUED TO HIS FACE

19: THERE'S A GODDAMN FAKE MOUSTACHE INCLUDE TO YOUR ANDERSON COOPER FACE!!!

20: YOU ARE ONLY ASEXUAL FOR THIS TEMPORARY MOMENT, AND WHEN YOUR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER FINALLY HAPPENS, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WITH A FEMALE

Exactly what about the previous 19 reasons sounded like you're going to end up being a heterosexual?.. you don't have enough courage to be the aggressor when you lose your virginity, so it's obviously going to be : the first person who decides you are interesting enough to have sex with, and obviously, based on the previous 19 reasons, even a small child will realize THE 33-YEAR-OLD MAN DRESSED IN DRAG WITH A FAKE MOUSTACHE GLUED TO HIS FACE WHO HAS REPRESSED FEAR OF HOMOSEXUALITY, AND LIVES A ROLE PLAY DUALITY, LIKE A FLAMBOYANT SISSY BOY BATMAN IN A BASEBALL CAP'WILL SUCK THE FIRST DICK HE SEES, AND FINALLY FREE HIMSELF TO ADMIT HE'S JUST ONE OF THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE, LACKLUSTER, BORING AND OVERLOOKED COCK SUCKING FAGGOT ON HIS KNEES TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS

>>315000

If you only knew exactly HOW FUCKING STUPID AND LONELY YOU LOOK…..

>>315000

YOU COULD RENAME THAT VIDEO

THE LONELIEST MAN ON EARTH TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS

And it would be a comedy viral sensation

>>315000

A lot of people don't understand what I do

These are the same people who call me a bot…. Then they call me a troll….

Obviously they're not smart enough to understand art

>>315000

Because I'm not a troll….

Far from.. I've never been a troll

>>315000

I'm not trolling you

>>315000

HOW TO SPOT THE GUY WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM WHO LIVES IN FEAR OF BEING PERCEIVED AS INADEQUATE :

Because you're the guys who never realize that I'm not trolling you, I'm actually trying to help you

>>315000

I've been explaining how I have a bunch of real life friends that I've known since we were fucking teenagers, I'm talking like 12 and 13 years old dude..

We've been through life together, all of us..

You desire imaginary virtual camaraderie, because you have a fear of connecting with people. You have a fear of intimacy.. and it's partially caused by the communication disability known as autism or now it's Asperger's bullshit you know but

See….THIS IS HOW I TALK TO MY REAL FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

This is how Buddy's interact, we don't walk on eggshells around each other

I'm not going to fucking play games

Games are for little boys

I'm not going to dance around your fears

I don't give a fuck about your fears

You're a fucking man

So stop being ruled by your emotions

That's what I would tell my friend in real life

BUT YOU RUN AWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME.. YOU THINK I'M BEING MEAN TO YOU

I'm not even going to make a snowflake comment because I DON'T SAY SNOWFLAKE IN REAL LIFE TO MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS

I AM NOT IN CHAT ROOM CULTURE PARROT

THIS IS THE WAY I TALK IN REAL LIFE, BITCH

And my friends also call me a bitch..

We pick on each other all the time.. all the fucking time.. I get sarcastic mean-spirited (yet absolutely funny as shit) insulting text messages from my friends all day long, and I do the same to them…

And since I'm married, (marriage is when you're sexually attracted to females, so you don't have to spend any time worrying about that) my buddies and I only see each other here and there these days, nothing like the good old days…

But this is the way we talk to each other, bitch and I don't give a fuck if that makes you uncomfortable or not

my buddies and I enjoy making each other uncomfortable because we grow from it

We've been actually growing from it since day one…

BECAUSE WE DEVELOPED A THICKER SKIN

Faking the funk is going to cost you, brother!

>>315000

WE ALL

DEVELOPED

A THICKER

SKIN

By being brutally honest with each other, every time, and admitting when we were wrong, which is the most important way you can ever build trust with anybody…

IF YOU CAN'T ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE SIMPLY PROVING YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, PEOPLE CAN COUNT ON YOU TRYING TO SAVE YOUR OWN ASS INSTEAD OF SIMPLY BEING HONEST

see?…..THATS how men behave

Men don't sit around dressed up in embarrassingly flamboyant psychiatric symptom manic superhero costumes, a fixing artificial facial hair by mechanical means, pretending to be a popular manly man by hoping he can find random strangers to play Make Believe online while they imagine they are drinking beer together

There is no more keeping it real, than real life funk faking? Awww lawds, say it ain't true!

>>315106

Yeah, dude… Lol you're funny lol! For real you're funny I'm not joke

See, people like princess penispuffer pretend, and portray me as a 'troll'….

Right? What a douche bucket, huh?

As if there's anything about me that can be described in Internet chat room culture terminology, right?

That's what makes it so obvious he's completely unfamiliar with interacting with other friends in the real world, because everything has to be an internet trope for him, everything has to be described in trendy chatroom culture catchphrases…

You know what I'm talking about? LOL

That's all they know, chat room catchphrases

That's why guys like him can't describe me any other way, because they don't realize I'm not another internet label, I'm not some chat room trope, I'm not some 'catchphrase' like BOT or TROLL or BOOMER

BECAUSE I'M JUST AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING

That's what this is… This it's just a real human being, talking to another human being, exactly how I talk to my friends in real life

And that terrifies him… It literally terrifies Princess Penispuffer™… That terrifies people like Marshmallow Sally™… it horrifies people like Jakkov™…

Because for the First Time in their life, somebody's finally testing out the validity of their claims of superiority…

They never thought anybody was going to ask them to demonstrate superiority.. they thought it was like a video game, where they could wear a superhero costume or pretend to be the Antichrist and suddenly everybody was going to play along with them….

Because they have no real life experience with other people.. they are still little children, pretending to be big boys…

Sitting in their mother's spare bedroom

Or having mommy drive them to Aunt Margaret's house for the weekend

Lonely little boys, dressed in Halloween costumes, much like the way you would let your 4-year-old daughter wear the princess costume even though Halloween was 4 months ago, because it's adorable.. and after all.. she's just a little girl so why not let her wear her little make believe and pretend she's a princess, right dude?

>>315110

Hey man, all joking aside.. totally 100% right here..

Listen up, man.. I've got something to tell you

I'm just fucking with you in here, and you know it…

I pick on you, especially you sometimes

As in : ESPECIALLY YOU, quite often

And of course I do it because I know you realize I'm just fucking with you dude.. and I just wanted to get your attention for a second

"WOOK!!! WOOK AT MEE!"

And tell you I love you.. you know I do, you're like a brother to me or something.. it's actually different than a brother..

Because you know this bullshit online make-believe friendship crap, of course.. well I know you better than that, even though we've never actually bumped into each other in real life

That's how I know you would have been an awesome friend in real life.. You remind me so much of my friends, at least the ones that are uncool

LOL I'm just joking.. I literally can't stop picking on people.. it's a personal problem I prefer to prepare to pronounce my propensity for perpetual pounding and pounding and pounding until perhaps I pounded a little bit too much..

At which point, (looks at camera and winks)

wait for it….

I'll pound that bitch again

It's a personal problem

It's a me problem not a you problem

But you and I would get along just fine in real life because even though we have completely different political perspectives.. (what the fuck is going on with this alliteration thing?) I know that we grew up around the same time I'm a very very very close actually, and went through the same stages of life around the same time (which wasn't very close because I grew up so much faster than you because I'm smarter than you, just kidding I'm actually dumber than you but girls like me better so I win either way) and you and I have the same basic ideals..

You and I basically see the world from the same point of view, so simpatica

Except I'm just cooler than you I suppose.. it's a 'birth PERfect'…..

And yeah, I'm definitely going to keep poking at you more and more and every day more and more and more

Because I know you've seen the testimony from all of the people you put in the White House

There's no way you'd miss it, so you're not fooling me

So I already know..

Duh, of course I already know that you know I know

So yeah, I I'm going to poke at you and poke at you here and there until you finally admit it

YOU KNOW YOU ARE EVENTUALLY GOING TO ADMIT ITso that's why I'm trying to enjoy this uncomfortable moment, no matter how long you make it, because the longer it takes, the more uncomfortable it becomes for you, and the more I get a kick out of it

And I want to have fun. I like to laugh

You know how much I like laughing at people

It looks like it's going to be a long funny summer for me

>>315110

Everyone can see the purple, so as his manager I have made the decision to drop the word purple from his new screen name

It's redundant, unless your color blind, in which case you wouldn't even recognize the fact that he's not actually White….

So I'm making a few changes with his public image, and from now on the world will call himPRINCESS PENISPUFFER™

Because after the Times Square fiasco, focus groups showed only gay males responded when looking at the new advertising campaign

I think we should focus more on his eventual choice in sexuality, and maybe try out a few more interesting flamboyant colors on him,

Last night, after you and I had discussed how we both hate alcohol, how it's the losers choice of drugs, which is 100% true, and I should know because I have a lifetimes worth of experience in the matter.. just like you.. we've both been there..

we didn't learn the truth about alcohol on discord

We didn't learn the truth about drugs in general in /pol/

We didn't learn about being honest with ourselves playing a video game

We had to do it in real life, and that's why no one can hold a candle to us these days

Simply by being the "average guy from the past", exactly like in the movie IDIOCRACY, our meager life experience equates to "GRAND MASTERY" by today's young men, who think dressing like one of the fruit of the loom characters and gluing a mustache to his face will make him become a popular leader, and nobody's going to mention how silly he looks because 'we don't want to hurt his feelings'

Well, I'm here to tell you that after you and I discussed how disgusting alcohol is, I ENDED UP GETTING DRUNK WITH JON FOX, and of course he knows who you are, although he's only been in here once or twice just for shits and giggles, but he knows what I do, and he knows who you are, and he knows the Portland connection, and he knows the entire story about how you and a paranoid schizophrenic are big fat ass tough guy Patriots and civil war soldiers, but you're too afraid to simply admit that you've already seen the full testimony from the very same people you helped put into the White House…

And of course he knows how ironic it is that you started yapping 18 months ago about alleged insider knowledge regarding a stolen election that never occurred..

The same way he realizes you've been waiting 18 months to hear the words of the people who were actually in the White House at the time of the election

The same way everybody realizes you've been waiting 18 months to finally hear the truth, because you were convinced they were going to verify your claims of a stolen election

And of course since everybody knows you're already too afraid to admit you might have made a mistake, we also realize you're too afraid to admit you've already seen the testimony

>>315110

Anyway…. I suppose all I'm trying to say is….

I STILL LOVE YOU…

NOT LIKE A BROTHER BECAUSE MY BROTHERS ARE DICK HEADS

As one old school trippy dippy 4-way window pane friend to another…

I STILL LOVE YOU, MAN. I STILL CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND…

IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT POLITICS OR ELECTION BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M REALLY KEEPING MY EYE ON…

I'm actually more focused on you

Because I like you… I'm really good at pissing people off but you know I like you. You're a big boy.. you can handle people poking at you

And that's one of the reasons I do it

Because I know you can handle it

And that's why it's so funny, I ended up getting drunk after telling you how much I hate alcohol, and my lifelong Jewish genius (you have no idea how much of a genius this guy is, trust me) WORST FRIEND ™ and I laughed our asses off last night talking about how uncomfortable this must be for you…

Because he said the same thing I just told you :

Jon said (in his famous distinctive voice)

"SOONER OR LATER, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT TO SIMPLY ADMIT THE TRUTH, AND THE LONGER IT TAKES HIM THE STUPIDER HE'S GOING TO LOOK"

And I told him, "LOL AND THE REASON HE'S AFRAID TO ADMIT HE WAS WRONG IS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID!'

And I just thought that was kind of ironic

But it's okay dude.. I still love you even though you allowed a completely inebriated Rudy Giuliani, unable to walk, just barely able to throw together an idiotic strategy of "duurrr just say the election was stolen" TO CONVINCE YOU OF WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR

TO CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KNOW

Rudy Giuliani……

He literally made You jump. He made you dance….

Without You requiring any proof whatsoever

DISCLAIMER : the words I'm about to type may seem mean-spirited, and could be misinterpreted as insults, but this is how I would talk to you in real life, if we were smoking some dabs listening to 10CC or an old Ten Years After LP'

Because at some point, you have to simply cut the shit, Jerry…

You're smart as fuck, so why do you keep pretending to be a little boy?

We all know that you've seen the testimony…

It wasn't democrats.. it was the sworn testimony of the very same people you helped put into the White House…

And you've already heard the whole story.. don't lie to me…

Giuliani was so drunk he could barely stand up, but he was able to develop the most primal caveman contingency strategy ever devised in the United States presidential election process.. it never happened before:

"OOOGA OOOGA I WON!! STOLEN ELECTION!"

And you wanted to believe. Like an X-Files intro…

you WANTED him to win

Because that would mean YOU won

Sometimes we win, and sometimes we lose

Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry

>>315110

And because we're from the same generation, we both have idealistic beliefs to some degree

I realize you would love to change the world

And I realize you're not a bad person

I realize you're frustrated

But if you had a chance to change it

Would you know what to do?

Who would you leave it up to?

Here in America we have a thing called the election process…

It worked perfectly in 2020, no matter how much you would like to believe that you can change the world by closing your eyes

Your opinion no longer matters, sir because opinion has been replaced by sworn testimony from the very same people you put into the White House

And they know exactly what happened

And there is a very very real ongoing FBI investigation, with electronic devices being seized, and the NSA is involved if you know what I'm talking about…

Because they wanted to change the world

But they didn't know how to do it

And although they came very close to stealing the election

TRUE REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS STOOD UP FOR THEIR COUNTRY BEFORE STANDING UP FOR PARTY

Instead of laying down for a cult of personality

So why don't you stand up with me jerry?

If you'll just leave it up to me,

I'll show you what to do

Stand up like a man

Everybody knows you've already seen the testimony

None of your tired memes are going to work anymore, it's all been completely debunked from top to bottom

They've done an amazing job of eliminating any wiggle room

People are going to jail

And it's not a political witch Hunt

These people tried to overthrow the American government because they had been fooled by propaganda into believing absurd, far-fetched insane conspiracy theories, growing more and more absurd with each passing day, blood drinking and flat earth, literally destroying us from within

So when they did the final step of the counterintelligence technique, planning a seat of doubt about the nation's leadership and election system, thereby creating a misinformed rebellious breakaway, and an internal civil war which literally leads to the end….

You believed it without asking for any proof

And when the proof is all on record, coming from the mouths of the very same people you put into the White House….

Suddenly you pretend like you're not interested in the proof

So why don't you just cut the shit and start being cool again?

I STILL LOVE YOU, AND I STILL LIKE YOU, BUT I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.. YOU'VE CHANGED BIG TIME.. YOU'VE CHANGED A LOT

You used to say it was all shits and giggles, that you realized he was a big idiot, and you just cast the vote as a laugh

But that was a lie

And I respect the platform you believe in, even though it's wrong.. I still respect it

But not as much as I respect the people you elected, (you elected a subprimate, but you hired a team of human beings with the same belief system as you)

And they were in the White House.. they kept telling him over and over.. " I'm sorry you don't like hearing it, but we lost"

Your team lost…

And I've got a lot of respect for people with your beliefs, BUT NOT IF THEY'RE TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT THEY ARE AFRAID OF LOOKING STUPID

So I'll leave it up to you..

How long is it going to take you to simply admit what everybody already knows?

The longer you wait, the more Jon Fox and I are going to laugh about it

'''WE'VE ALL KNOWN OUR ENTIRE LIVES EVER SINCE WE WERE AROUND 13 OR 14 PROBABLY : America is actually a very duplicitous bullshit nation that pretends to be the good guy, always patting ourselves on the back about how good we are, our freedoms, our liberties.. we used to pledge allegiance to the flag everyday before we started learning how to become indoctrinated into yet another system, but we point our finger at North Korean children dressed identically, walking in step, and praising a certain human being… We accuse other countries of war crimes, while blatantly committing some of the most egregious war crimes in the history of the human race, including but not limited to the only intentional use of nuclear bombs, murdering hundreds of thousands of innocent men women and children EVEN AFTER FINDING OUT THE SURRENDER TREATY HAD ALREADY BEEN SIGNED IN JAPAN, AND THEY WERE GOING TO SURRENDER WITHIN 48 HOURS but the red white and blue good guys decided what the fuck let's murder them anyway because after all, we are a country who medals in other countries affairs on a regular basis==

While our citizens actually believe the simpleton caveman level brainwashing mantra "the USA won world war II and defeated the Nazis", never even thinking there citizens would be smart enough to simply research the subject and learn the Russians won world war II (and we proved them right because nobody does research these days, everybody believes in memes and repeats what they've seen online without actually looking into it to find the real information)

Anybody who remembers the shah of Iran knows the drill. You can set your watch by it, in fact! CIA mystery money political dissent propaganda campaigns disguised as assistance, disillusioning the impoverished and downtrodden who face the most hardships, pit countrymen against each other, create a JUNTA, a violent revolution, topple and overthrow, wait 20 years, accuse our own CIA planted leadership of being the bad guy, create another revolution in that foreign nation, where certain citizens consider themselves to be Patriots, accusing other citizens of not being nationalist enough, and in Gaddafi's case, literally beaten and pummeled to death in the back of a pickup truck by his own people

Or the way we did to our good buddy Saddam hussein, a rope around his neck and the pulling of a lever as the final cherry on top of the CIA pie

We all know the recipe to the CIA pie

We all know the flavor of CIA pie

…. So why didn't you recognize the pattern when it was happening to you?

Why didn't you recognize the flavor as you asked for another slice?

As a tribute to the United States of America on this, our nation's majestic birthday, I would like to suggest that you and I are not enemies

LET'S STOP LETTING THEM PUT US AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS, SO WE CAN KEEP OUR EYE ON THE CUE BALL

YOU KNOW I'M NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF AMERICA, NOT WHEN I STOP IN CONSIDER HOW HYPOCRITICAL WE CAN BE, INCLUDING MYSELF. I'M NOT POINTING FINGERS.

BUT ON THIS GREAT NATION'S 246TH BIRTHDAY, I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY THE VERY BEST OF WISHES AND HOLIDAY HAPPINESS..

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, OLD FRIEND

(Tell Nancy I'm not joking. I seriously want to know if she will let me fuck her in the butthole.. no rush.. tell her I don't need an answer right away cuz it's going to take me a while to get out to the West coast, we were coming out there in late spring but things changed.. just tell her hit me up)

I SINCERELY HOPE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR BRILLIANT DAUGHTERS HAVE THE HAPPIEST 4TH OF JULY, AND PLEASE STAY SAFE, AND ADMIT THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT THE ELECTION

Because if I can still be this cool to you after you made "weird threats about killing me and people like me because you thought the election was stolen"…. Then YOU can certainly be cool with me and simply admit you were wrong.

I don't even need you to apologize for making weird threats about guns and civil war and me being the enemy

I'll chalk it up to you being slightly nuts

But I definitely need to hear you admit you were wrong

Or else I'm going to do what I do for another 350 days…

Today makes it 16 days that I've been rubbing it in your face

And I haven't even started yet

Because big boys can't have it both ways, Jerry.. you can't be both a patriot and a coward simultaneously.. it doesn't work that way

I know you've seen the testimony

The longer it takes you to admit it

The more afraid you will appear

And the more you appear to be afraid of looking stupid

The stupider and stupider you will look

(You think I've got Trump delusion whatever the fuck you call that shit Trump derangement whatever.. fuck that stupid label shit dude, you're so much smarter than repeating catch phrases)

You're so much better than this, Jerry

You're cooler than this, and you're definitely smarter than this,AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU ARE BRAVER THAN THIS

Honestly? I realize the Democrats are only getting this one term, of course.. I'm okay with that

I'm not delusional

I don't WANT TO believe something so much that I am willing to lie to myself about it

I honestly couldn't care less, to be completely candid with you

I'm not a political person

I don't care about people's political opinions

People with political opinions

Proof that they are so inexperienced

That they actually thought

Their opinion mattered

I'd love to change the world…

But I can't…

So I'm just going to enjoy the ride as much as possible

You think I've got some kind of derangement trump syndrome catchphrase disorder meme self delusional trendy label catchphrase unoriginal copy and paste something or other

But that's not true. I actually don't give a fuck about Trump

His name never comes up, I couldn't care less, I don't care if he gets re-elected or if it's a different republican, because I already know the Republicans are going to be the next administration

And so do you

But unlike you, I'm willing to openly admit that I know you know that I know the Republicans are going to take the White House in 24

I'm not embarrassed to admit that the Democrats always fumble the ball

(Because I'm not a Democrat, because I don't do politics. I'm just a human being who believes we should let people be happy)

If anyone has the derangement syndrome, it would be the person who pretends he knows more than William Barr and Mike pence

Because right now you're making the Qtards look like Stephen Hawking

I really couldn't care less about Trump

I'm not talking about Trump

What Trump did after the election is now a matter of public record, sworn testimony from the people you put in the white house right next to him

You claimed to have proof, but you weren't in the white house so you're not capable of providing real evidence

THE PEOPLE YOU PUT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE ALREADY PROVIDED THE SWORN AFFIDAVITS : YOUR TEAM LOST

You're not going to see me becoming a caricature of myself in 24

Because I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong

That's the reason you became a caricature of yourself : you became the guy who tells other people to "look within", yet is too afraid to look within himself and see the real reasons he's pretending to be oblivious about how stupid he looked 18 months ago

You tell people they need to 'look within', but you refuse to admit when you look within, you see a man who lost control of himself

Who lost control of his emotions and anger

Who actually became so deep in a derangement syndrome, that he allowed double digit IQ Rudy Giuliani to trick him into making threats of violence against his own friends…

I'M YOUR FUCKING FRIEND, DUDE

AND 17 MONTHS AGO, YOU ACTUALLY MADE THREATS OF VIOLENCE TOWARDS ME

I'VE BEEN WAITING 17 MONTHS TO PUT THIS IN YOUR FACE

AND I INTEND ON DOING EXACTLY THAT

I don't have Trump derangement syndrome

It appears I have Jerry derangement syndrome

I must be delusional

Because I thought you were a man of honor, integrity, and courage

Three degrees of funk faking ain't cuttin' it, cousin! This is some shit!!

You made threats of violence towards your own friend because you became so deluded, you begin to perceive your friend as some kind of hallucination boogeyman, imagining a fantastical scenario of stolen elections, sneaky agents, and interwoven intrigue, all wrapped in a cheaply Chinese manufactured pseudo accurate representation of the American flag…

Just like a Nicaraguan Junta gorilla pro separatist member, you allowed yourself to be manipulated into believing other Americans are your enemy

There's a certain extremely uneducated, EXTREMELY STUPID, extremely old, extremely predictable idiot in here who allowed himself to become manipulated the same way

This is where you are supposed to get up off the floor, brush yourself off, stand proud, watch your head.. watch your head okay there that's okay.. you okay?. All right. Stand proud, put your hand over your heart, and proof that you actually are a patriot

Because right now I've got absolutely zero respect for you, sir

ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPECT FOR YOU WHATSOEVER AT THIS MOMENT

none… I'm willing to talk about pimping your daughters out and raping your girlfriend while she promises she's not going to let you know she's enjoying it…

I'm willing to disrespect you in every way possible over the next 350 days

But I'm going to resent you afterwards

I'm going to resent you from making me treat you with disrespect the same way you're doing to me for the past 18 months

Calling me some kind of leftist radical bullshit trendy catchphrase, as always.. as predictable as the any amateur

Civil war and guns and violence and punishment retaliation for the stolen election

And the only way you're going to stop me from talking about really really disturbing content and I haven't even started yet, dude wait until you hear me describing removing your daughter's face with a carpet cutter after I fuck her in the mouth (keep in mind they are not threats, they're just artistic concept development in progress, working on a comic book about a man who demands to hear the truth from someone he used to respect)

I really don't want to piss you off

And I'm going to resent you from making me do it for the next 350 days

So I wish you would just cut the shit and be honest and let's get back to being friends again

Let's get back to the old days and be buddies again

Cuz I like you much better when we're laughing together

And I'll never laugh with you again until you admit you were wrong to threaten me about a stolen election

Farting for keeps. That's the only way to play!

>>315000

In the thumbnail frame of your embarrassing little video (which I have downloaded and I'm going to turn it into gay porn) you suddenly look like you've aged 10 years

I'm old as fuck dude, so of course I look old because I am old

But you're only in your mid thirties, and suddenly you look 10 years older than the last time I saw you

You also look skinnier

And not in a healthy way

Say it ain't so. Beano is a no-go? The hell it is!

Farting with the groove, groovin' with the fart!

>>315000

I'd strongly recommend you go get a CBC, and have them check your liver enzyme level

And also tell them to look for urea

Caca. Baby! Caca. Baby! Caca. Maybe! Oh hell, can it be anything else? Oh lawd noes!

>>315000

See.. I'm not going to waste any more of your time, I know your mommy must be exhausted after driving you across the Hudson and northward after a little dilly-dallying in Times Square like true tourists

And I know your Aunt Margaret wants to pinch you on the cheeks and ask you why don't you find a nice girl and settle down like most men 15 years younger than you?

The groove without the love of the world is a a sin! Oh girl. What. The. Fuck. Is this shit!

So instead of wasting your time beating around the bush, I'm just going to cut to the Chase and let you get back to trying to come up with plausible deniability for guarding your eventual upcoming coming out, where you finally admit to your family and friends what they've already known all along;

That NOBODY HAS FOUND YOU ATTRACTIVE YET, not even attractive enough to ask you to suck their dick…

So of course nobody has found you interesting or Superior enough to go farther than simply sucking their dick and actually hanging out with you a second time or a third time for that matter…

No woman has ever expressed any attraction to you whatsoever, not even your mother

No man has yet to express any physical attraction to you, not even your father, which is really weird considering how effeminate your family lineage truly is.. not exactly the most manly family I've ever seen..

And you've proven that you simply do not have the courage to face rejection… KNOWING THAT ALL WOMEN WILL REJECT YOU, fully aware that no woman wants you..

4 billion women on planet earth, and you can't even find one of them to find you interesting or even vaguely attractive…

And there's also 4 billion MEN, and none of them have yet to ask you to suck their dick after realizing what any feminate cross-dressing make believe man you truly are

And since you're too afraid to initiate rough House sex, you are obviously waiting for another human being to be the one who initiates the event

you will not lose your virginity until somebody basically forces you into it

AND SINCE THAT SOMEBODY WILL NOT BE A WOMAN, EVERYBODY IS FULLY AWARE OF THE FACT :

One of these days, sooner or later, eventually, AN ASSERTIVE OLDER MAN IS GOING TO PULL HIS PENIS OUT OF HIS PANTS, PUT HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, AND YOU WILL GLADLY MELT IN HIS ARMS, AS YOUR HEAD GOES FORWARD INTO HIS LAP, AND YOU WILL LET HIM FUCK YOU DOWN THE THROAT UNTIL EMPTIES BOTH TESTICLES DIRECTLY DOWN INTO YOUR STOMACH

Everybody knows….

Your mother knows…

Aunt Margaret knows…

We all know exactly who and what you are

Can't face the world without funk by your side. Can't blame you, cousin! Don't blame me!

>>315000

FYI : next time maybe you should try a red white and blue thong and halter top?

Sin of the heart. Sin of the fart! Oh shit! What is our destiny? To be one with the threat of living a life without a Beano ban. That's unfair, man!

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN HERE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE YOU'RE GOING TO END UP SUCKING SO MUCH COCK IN YOUR LIFE.. YOU'RE GOING TO END UP VERY SKINNY, EMACIATED, PROBABLY ROAMING KENSINGTON AVENUE IN PHILADELPHIA.. AND YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK SO MUCH COCK IT'S JUST EMBARRASSING AS FUCK!!!

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING AS FUCK

It's keep adding up. It keeps adding up. It. Keeps. Adding. Up. For love. Girl. When is the time for us, to think for ourselves. Well, shit. I guess that's now.

Is the world read for the funk. Hell no! But too bad, baby. This shit is hot. This shit is hot. This shit will get shot all over the place. Don't duck.

Funk fakers are put on notice.

This is funk for EVERYONE!!

Funking for peace?

We'll see!

We prepare for war in the halls of funk!

Joy to the world, the FUNK is here!

Let earth receive the FUNK!!

Can't let it slide.

Can't let it glide.

Can you let the world know.

That it is. (That it is!)

Ready.

Ready.

Ready!

=For the funk. (For the FUNK!)==

Scream it loud, my child. For the funk! (FOR THE FUNK!!)

Join together, everyone!

=Sing!==

=What is?==

Funk doing without you here to groove along?

=Embrace the funk. (Embrace the funk!)==

>>315000

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, PRINCESS!!

BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU ARE LOW CLASS, BLUE COLLAR, PEASANT STOCK MENIAL LABOR COMMON EVERYDAY WHITE TRASH..

YOU ARE THE TYPE OF LOW CLASS THAT'S NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR TIMES SQUARE, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO DRAG YOUR SLIMY NEW JERSEY ASS ACROSS THE HUDSON JUST TO LICK THE BUNGHOLE OF NEW YORK CITY

YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARE COMMON PEASANT STOCK BLUE COLLAR WHITE TRASH

Sing!

Brothers. Funk is here!!!!!!

Soul brothers are clearing out the shit!

Faking the funk for keeps. I know none!!

Girl. Love is a splendid thing.

Oh yeah!

But when you can't poop, what do you do?

Fart for keeps!

Sing it loud!

Fart for keeps.

All night disco, Coltrane!

You best take the A=Line

Unless of course…

You.

Like.

The heroin.

What a hero!

Good god. What the fuck is this shit?! Fecal delivery?!!!!!! You AMBER HEARDED me?!!!!!

Consequences, will never be emulated in mame!

Damn. Why the Heard though? Is it that you've heard enough?

You could have just left. *fart*

No cage will hold that flatulence.

Rest assured. Funk faking is on the menu.

No vegans, though.

No Vegans.

To vegan, is to hold a deal with a frail devil's flea.

How long do you live?

Search for the life cycle of a fly!

I would like to see a guy melt like that IRL!

Vegans fall apart.

Raw vegans are deadly gassy.

You.

Have.

Been.

Warned.

Trippy screw?

Moar like, Trippy YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FART*

Wow, that was a whopper of a poopy-fart..

Time for Hearded-revenge!

Damn.

What shit is the poop in for, THIS TIME?

.

Who wants to know?

I do. And that is good enough, good SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over and out

*fart

>>315153

>inb4 stupid as shit white trash coward KILLSAND insists one day at a time was classic comedy gold

>>315206

Did you do the artwork on that book cover? It's pretty good, anon. I just completed a book of my own and I'm looking for somebody to design the cover. How much do you charge?

>>315206

I'm confused.. why is there a nigger walking up a staircase?

>>315206

Nice mustache. Where did you buy it? The dollar store? Party city?

As if anybody's ever going to read your stupid mania induced delusions of grandeur soliloquy of Life failure

>>315206

My friend has a baby girl I think she turned three last month and I went to party City with him to buy cheap tacky trinkets…

And I'm pretty sure they sell that same moustache

>>315206

I just had an idea !!!

If you glued 27 more of those moustaches around your lower face, you might be able to make somebody think you could grow a beard

>>16821320

>>315019

Happy B-Day

>>16821320

>>315130

>imagine companies paying for their employees to kill their babies

follow that thought, anon

kwee benny

>>315042

hehe .. you got him, anon. you got him real good.

>>315026

True, actually.

Kek!

I'm going to drop some bait here I think.

>>315098

Feels good man

>>315028

You're going to need a bigger grave there, buddy… Might I suggest Turkmenistan's pit?

>>315456

Here's a shitpost for ya.

For the life of me, I cannot remember the name of this movie. It was a city full of robots that did not know they were robots. Humans started invading the robot city in ships and spacesuits and the movie let you think the robots were humans and the invaders were aliens. Later the robots figured out they were robots. Maybe made around 2003.

Any help?

>>315040

>Let the salt FLOW

kek

>>315018

Yes I think they are

I just hope they vote

We will need transparencies either way

you cant have this much of the population questioning the process we know its all fake but that is neither here or there

no faith in the institution gives them grounds to call it into question when it benefits them,

There can never be an uncontested winner with media bias its all shit to argue about.

Correcting it scares them was the turnout low yesterday Like in California?

>>315481

stolen

>>315164

>>315087

>Can you faggots believe they are about to put more taxes on gas??

It's not hard to believe. The Government wants to put their hands into everything and make a profit for themselves whenever and wherever they can.

>>315018

>>315142

chucky cheese gangbang?

>>315034

>>315119

mabbe I'll wake up

>>315149

hivemind- one thought pattern of stupidity

>>315078

tyb

>>315151

probably has something to do with protecting parasites? or cockroaches?

and they're relatives

>>315077

>Arizona

маунар

>>315034

And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.

Q. I know you're here. Please talk to us….

>>315049

<16502040>

<16502048>

>>315107

>Q has confirmed with zero deltas .00726245713133 % of the time.

And every single one was done to verify it was actually Q. Thanks for proving my point.

>>315077

> bible prophecy

Man-made announcements of the cult's plans for the future are not "prophesy".

https://twitter.com/JesusIs61742625/status/1544211962933915649

Shit is goin off in the Netherlands, they discover undercovers I guess like Dutch fed boys kek and they chase them off

Happy fathers Day

fucking dogs knocked me offline

The U.S. Army's Twilight Tattoo - May 18, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWDOmAVqHI

Anons would you hit it…?

>>315105

classically trained

PS To let you in on a family secret, grandmother was Dutch.

>>315147

Fake fake fake

Ship,copypasta

>>315045

Nah [you] just don't care…..

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/joe-biden-border-messaging-white-house-do-not-come-mayorkas-latin-america-refugees-migrants

Border Crisis

Biden's border messaging can't compete with cartel-hyped reality of 1M migrant releases

by Anna Giaritelli, Homeland Security Reporter |

| July 02, 2022 05:15 AM

>>315130

Drugs are bad, mmkay.

>>315039

"Illegal by law" Kek. You red text fags have lost your fuckin minds.

>>315095

This whole thing is a fake and gay slide. I haven't found a single state that doesn't allow abortion in the case of the mothers life endangerment.

>>315206

We need to sunset the welfare checks that incentivize having more kids out of wedlock. This shit is unacceptable and has ruined the black community, making degenerate women the heads of the household.

>>315158

Is that a direct threat or do you want to bump uglies?

>>315136

shitposting is half the battle, faggot!

>>315143

Muh X Gen brother

I member

4th grade was one of my favorite times in life

Was 1980

>>315167

Awesome physics.

>>315037

Sauce!

https://t.me/Jack_Posobiec/13737

>>315030

>>315011

>>315005

>>315480

No Outside Comms

Also want to say thank you, Q. Never would have gotten the guts to step out like this if not for you. A truly unforgettable experience.

>>315067

Negative.

Ukraine. Military Summary And Analysis 22.04.2022

>>315121

>>334244

Q Research General #20968: Nightshift Ebake Edition

>>315168

>>315120

>>315167

>>315009

>>315019

>>315059

>>315066

>>332833

>>332833

>>320832

>>315066

>>315121

>>315149

>>322627

>>315019

>>325244

>>315114

>>315130

>>315033

>>315134

>>323371

>>315480

>>321651

>>315042

>>315460

>>315048

>>315074

>>331957

>>315018

>>315053

finals notables at 650, Next bread title , first of july, independence day monday approaching

https://controlc.com/3e09fae1

>>315015

TYB

Baker

We have Lift Off

>>329369

It was parable.

Soros for instance is a "mighty hunter on the earth"

It’s not a secret why theDemocratic Party wants to avoid the topic of the destruction of the American economy. They caused it.What’s remarkable is the level of complicity of the American news media in that effort.

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6307614997112

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1535464618553925632

STROPPY’S VIEWS ON THE NEWS …MONDAY, 20TH OF JUNE 2022

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4Vsa88m26JV9/

---—-

Today’s Links…

Australia

https://www.theepochtimes.com/australian-prime-minister-anthony-albanese-to-extend-covid-19-health-funding-arrangement-for-states_4539367.html

https://yzcjgi-cmpzourl.campaign-view.com/ua/viewinbrowser?od=3z91c91af84af2658f15e7a977c5f0200109c15146e82ae1bde514f730bf6fe0c2&rd=162781fa3cf3ea61&sd=162781fa3cf3d4f5&n=11699e4bec01897&mrd=162781fa3cf3d4e3&m=1

https://www.reignitedemocracyaustralia.com.au/batten-down-the-hatches-as-recession-looms/

https://www.thehindu.com/news/international/explained-australia-electricity-crisis-despite-top-exporter-coal-gas/article65535960.ece

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/10/electricity-market-operator-denies-being-asleep-at-the-wheel-during-blackout

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/jun/20/julian-assange-what-is-australias-position-on-his-extradition-and-what-options-does-it-have

Russia

https://t.me/mod_russia_en/2290

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/russia-ukraine-war-nato-head-says-war-could-last-years-ukraine-governor-reports-tough-battles-near-sievierodonetsk-%C3%83%C2%A2%C3%A2%E2%80%9A%C2%AC%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%C5%93-live/ar-AAYD6J8

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/when-the-lies-come-home/

U.S.

https://t.me/real_DonaldJTrump/14853

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/former-obama-economic-advisor-treasury-secretary-warns-recession-ahead-video/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/senator-rand-paul-calls-spending-ukraine-stop-saying-borrow-money-china-can-send-ukraine/

Covid

https://expose-news.com/2022/06/19/gene-therapy-study-finds-mrna-covid-vaccines-enter-liver-and-then-alter-dna/

http://www.jimstoneindia.com/.zr5.html

https://bestnewshere.com/bombshell-blocked-on-all-social-media-sites/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-opens-covid-vaccine-to-little-kids-shots-begin-this-week/ar-AAYC5P9

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/covid-virus

.

"terrible may"

>>325575

3335

12-May-2019 5:27:00 PM PDTQ !!mG7VJxZNCI8ch/qresearch

>>329543

A158110C-9F30-4974-AC16-4BD698ECE162.jpeg

>>315055

Boom time baker

>>315095

>>315479

>>315098

>useless bullshit posts

Because they are useless, bullshit posts and they piss me off. If I saw them once per bread, well, easy to ignore, but these USELESS FUCKS are relentless and I reached my boiling point. Suck it!

TEA requiring schools to comply with new school safety rules by Sept. 1

By KCBD Staff Published: Jun. 30, 2022 at 3:29 PM CDT Updated: 22 hours ago

LUBBOCK, Texas (KCBD) - The Texas Education Agency (TEA) released a list of school safety requirements on Thursday, requiring Texas districts to secure doors, train staff, and review threat response plans by Sept. 1.

This is in response to Governor Greg Abbott’s directives on public school safety measures, issued June 1 and 2.

The TEA released a list of requirements for schools, including exterior door safety audits and mandatory drills.

The TEA will be collecting data from schools about changes that need to be made to facilities using money from school safety grants recently released under SB500. Funds can be used to install things like silent panic alert systems, vehicle barriers, metal detectors, security systems and fencing.

“TEA, TxSSC, and other state agency partners are working on additional actions to provide more support to improve school safety. This includes efforts to expand technical assistance for emergency operations plan development, conducting threat assessment protocols, expanding availability of school-based law enforcement, improving the efficacy of drills and incident preparedness exercises, and supporting LEA efforts in implementing multi-tiered system of supports.”

All Texas LEAs must take the following actions prior to the start of the new school year:

= Conduct a Summer Targeted Partial Safety Audit

= Conduct an Exterior Door Safety Audit

= Convene the LEA’s Safety and Security Committee to review: the multi-hazard emergency operations plan (EOP) and, as a component of the EOP, the LEA’s active threat plan

= Ensure all campus staff (including substitutes) are trained on their specific LEA and campus safety procedures

= Schedule all mandatory drills for the school year

= Ensure all threat assessment team members are trained

= Review and, if necessary, update access control procedures

= For the new school year, access control procedures must include exterior door sweeps (ensuring doors are closed and locked) at every instructional facility at least once each week while instruction is being conducted.

https://www.kltv.com/2022/06/30/tea-requiring-schools-comply-with-new-school-safety-rules-by-sept-1/

(fencing contractors please consider this opportunity, lol)

>>315012

interpretation: We lied, We killed millions, and I got a book deal.

>>333688

>Seems they… shot at police? Dafuq?

Fuckery afoot today. Are we seeing an escalation?

>>315020

Sauce your or it didn’t happen baby killer.

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-mike-pence-trump-lin-wood-1559280

>>315133

That's an A-4 not an F-4 Phantom.

>>315047

yeap welp he's not getting me to start makine Q + candidate memes.

>>315029

Well…Boebert WAS on Putin's list.

Maybe she's a honeypot.

Didn't someone find an old picture of her on an acting site or something? Escort wouldn't be much of a leap.

>>315122

ignore the morse values, use the dot count. 5x5 box cipher. values are 1-5. split each word into pairs. label x and y axis 1-5 (or a-e). fill in grid. try x-y then y-x. I and J are typically the same box. alphabet could be keyed or in an order that is only know by the intended recipient..

>>315020

Someone run aground at Little St. John's?

>>327376

6/8

National Children's Alliance

Lou Anna Red Corn is a previous President of the National Children's Alliance.

Fayette Commonwealth’s Attorney - Lou Anna Red Corn

http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/LRC/

Archived -> https://archive.ph/i5QZs

Fayette County - An update from Lou Anna Red Corn

http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/?s=Lou+Anna+Red+Corn

Archived -> https://archive.ph/MF3eF

Council for a Strong America - Lou Anna Red Corn

"Commonwealth Attorney, Fayette County, Kentucky"

https://www.strongnation.org/people/lou-anna-red-corn

Archived -> https://archive.ph/DHxxj

Bishop Accountability.org - Red Corn to Succeed Larson…

https://www.bishop-accountability.org/2016/09/red-corn-to-succeed-larson-as-fayette-countys-chief-prosecutor/

Archived -> https://archive.ph/Fh7Kw

It's not my fault I shot the dead guy.

Now, Hold my beer while I fuck my wife and make more babies.

>>315087

Hello Anon Patriot Warrior!!!!

Quads Forever

Love is the Answer ❤

>>330634

WRONG