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WHERE HE LIVES :

This is the first thing I'm going to get out of the way… He has been avoiding this topic for months

I have asked him over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again "DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER?"

And every time, he refuses to even acknowledge the question

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YES HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

So before I begin relentlessly attacking him….

We are going to clarify this one topic

IT DOESN'T TAKE SHERLOCK HOLMES TO REALIZE THAT THE INEXPERIENCED AWKWARD PUNK WHO WANTS TO BE CALLED "THE PURPLE SPERMTHROAT" STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

It's just like Marshmallow Sally, who thinks nobody can tell his living situation, simply because he hasn't used his name

You don't need to know somebody's name to figure out their living situation

THE PURPLE SPERMTHROAT HAS A JOB

But you can tell it's a part-time job based upon his appearances in this chat room

AND HE CANNOT AFFORD RENT AND UTILITIES WITH A PART-TIME JOB

Plus you can just look at him and see that he's a sheltered mama's boy

HE'S AN AWKWARD MISFIT, A CLUMSY NAIVE INEXPERIENCED OUTKAST WITH NO HISTORY OF FITTING IN AND BEING ONE OF THE GUYS

Based upon these facts, it's readily apparent that he still lives with his mother

but most importantly :

I HAVE REPEATEDLY ASKED HIM IF HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

AND HE REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE QUESTION

He doesn't have the balls to lie

He doesn't have the balls to deny

Because he doesn't have the balls to acknowledge the question

BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

Yesterday I offered him an olive branch

I gave him an "out"

I gave him a golden opportunity

I gave him an opportunity to still be accepted as one of the guys, to still "fit in" here, and blend in with the rest of us….

BUT HE BROKE MY OLIVE BRANCH

AND NOW MY OFFER IS RETRACTED !!!

NOW I WILLNEVERLET THAT FAGGOT FIT IN AND BE ACCEPTED !!!

NOW HE WILLNEVERBE "ONE OF THE GUYS"

NOW HE'S FUCKED !!!!

NOW HE'S MY NUMBER ONE TARGET !!!

NOW HE'S GOING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IN THE BIG BOYS WORLD….

HIS MOTHER'S MARDI GRAS MASK IS NOT GOING TO HELP HIM IN THIS SITUATION

NOW HE'S GOING TO LEARN A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON

NOW THAT LITTLE SAWED-OFF HALF-ASS RUNT MOMMY'S BOY IS ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH

NOW HE'S GOING TO THINK THE WAY I TREAT MARSHMALLOW SALLY IS ENVIABLE

'''I AM GOING TO METAPHORICALLY PASS THE PURPLE SPERMTHROAT AROUND, AND LET PEOPLE TAKE TURNS BLOWING LOADS INTO HIS MOUTH AND BUTTHOLE==

(METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING OF COURSE)

NOW I'M GOING TO TRAFFIC HIM

NOW I'M GOING TO PIMP HIM OUT

IT'S FRIDAY !!! AND THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND I AM GOING TO BE PROVING THAT HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY !!

(At this point the only thing he can possibly do is simply admit the truth, and take it like a man)

THIS WEEKEND EVERYBODY WILL LEARN THAT THE PURPLE SPERMTHROAT THINKS HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OF US, WHILE HE STILL LIVES IN HIS MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM

(and THATS egg zack lee why he never says anything when I mention that Marshmallow Sally lives with his mother)

It appears that there are TWO little boys in here who still live with their mommies…

And not surprisingly, BOTH of them suffer from inferiority complexes…

so they try to overcompensate by convincing themselves that they are superior to everybody else

That's their way of putting a Band-Aid on the painful fact that they are nothing but INEXPERIENCED AWKWARD LITTLE CHILDREN

And I haven't forgotten about you, Marshmallow Sally

You're still my special punching bag

But right now I'm focusing all of my cruelty on PURPLE SPERMTHROAT

And when I'm done demoralizing and dehumanizing the lavender dicklicker, I'm going to return to punishing my punching bag known as Marshmallow Sally

AND SO IT BEGINS.. ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES…. WHERE IT STOPS, NO ONE KNOWS

I AM GOING TO DEVOTE THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND TO RIDICULING THE PURPLE SPERMTHROAT ABOUT STILL LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER

'''AND BEGINNING MONDAY WE ARE ALL GOING TO START FOCUSING ON THE SYMPTOMS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER==

(Mitigated by a diagnosis of ADHD)

BE HERE LATER TONIGHT when we all get a few good laughs out of PURPLE SPERMTHROAT STILL LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER

(This will probably last at least 2 months)

Maybe even longer… Hopefully….

You all know how I am….

I enjoy this shit

I don't want it to ever end

He's about to learn what happens when somebody bends over backwards to help you, and you spit in their face….

THIS WEEKEND : lives with mommy

MONDAY : symptoms of bipolar

TUESDAY : why no girlfrend!

WEDNESDAY : never completed a project

THURSDAY : impulsive like a child

FRIDAY : awkward and unable to fit in

>>271112

Oh please Johnny, he's not that bad of a kid, he has mental problems but I think he means well.

Besides, today many college kids end up living with their parents again (or end up on the streets due to bankruptcy because their parents won't bail them out).

>>271182

I never said it was a bad thing that he lives with his mother

ALL I SAID WAS : HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

And for some reason he's embarrassed, just like marshmallow Sally

(Neither of them is in college, they are both in their thirties, and neither of them has a girlfriend)

Don't ask me why they're embarrassed

There's no need to be embarrassed

All I'm asking for is COURAGE

>>271182

LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER IS NOT WHY I'M TARGETING HIM !!!

I am targeting him because I offered him an olive branch, and he broke it instead of accepting it

I'm targeting him because he's SO AWKWARD AND INEXPERIENCED that he thought he would come in here and demand that we all look up to him and start referring to him as our "leader"

(Which of course as you know is never going to happen, not in a million years)

But if he is convinced he has leadership skills

Then perhaps we should begin with COURAGE

Perhaps we should begin at the beginning

And address his problem with courage

Would you want a "leader" who is too afraid to simply Be honest and admit that he lives with his mother?

Or would you prefer a leader who is a coward, embarrassed by the parameters of his life, and who prefers hiding behind a lie b?

I'LL MAKE A LEADER OUT OF HIM ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

And it begins this weekend……

LEADERSHIP LESSON NUMBER ONE :

HONESTY AND COURAGE

EVERYBODY KNOWS HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

AND NOW HE KNOWS THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

BUT HE REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE QUESTION, BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID TO ANSWER IT

A LEADER MUST DEMONSTRATE COURAGE

He can feel free to produce a lease to prove he doesn't live with his mother

It would be very simple for him to prove me wrong

BUT IF THERE IS ANY INFORMATION OMITTED ON THE LEASE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO HIS NAME AND THE AMOUNT OF RENT HE PAYS EVERY MONTH, IT WILL BE CONSIDERED PROOF THAT HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

Kind of like taking a urinalysis drug test

Diluting the sample is considered failing the test

AND DOCTORING ANY INFORMATION ON THE LEASE WILL BE CONSIDERED PROOF THAT HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

It's obvious that he lives with his mother

So his only recourse is to simply Be honest and demonstrate courage and leadership skills

Again I am not attacking him because he still lives with his mother

I'm attacking him because he's not qualified to be a leader

I'm attacking him because he's so awkward that he doesn't understand how to simply Be Cool and fit in and be accepted by everybody

But most importantly of all

I am attacking him because I gave him an opportunity to simply fit in and be accepted by everybody last night

But he decided not to take me up on my offer

And now he gets to learn the alternative

And when I'm done teaching him this life lesson

Next time he has an opportunity like the one I offered him last night

He might not be so quick to break the Olive Branch

LAST NIGHT I TRIED TO OFFER HIM AN OPPORTUNITY TO REVERSE THE DAMAGE HE'S DONE TO HIMSELF IN HERE

I OFFERED TO OVERLOOK HOW HE HAS OSTRACIZED HIMSELF

I OFFERED TO LET HIM FIT IN AND BE ACCEPTED AS ONE OF THE GUYS

BUT THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM

AND NOW I WILL NEVER LET HIM FIT IN OR BE ACCEPTED OR BECOME ONE OF THE GUYS

THAT SHIT LEFT THE DOCK LAST NIGHT, AND IT'S NEVER COMING BACK