THIS JUST IN: Purple Polesmoker Down In The Polls !!!

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THIS JUST IN: Purple Polesmoker Down In The Polls !!! Anonymous 10/05/21 (Tue) 23:50:29 3a1e44 No.266947

Reuters news agency is reporting the most recent polling numbers, and it appears that the flamboyant Purple Polesmoker has taken a nose dive in the polls.

Yesterday, three other candidates officially announced their candidacy for /PND/ FÜHRER, and many believe that may be the reason for this dramatic drop in Purple Polesmoker's Approval Ratings.

Further details as they become available.

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Anonymous 10/06/21 (Wed) 00:03:20 3a1e44 No.266950

CNN just reported Purple Polesmoker might be dropping out of the race entirely. Something about "not being able to handle competition"…

They're waiting for an upcoming impromptu press conference and some kind of big announcement from the Purple Polesmoker….

This has become a heated contest and it's pretty exciting

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Anonymous 10/06/21 (Wed) 00:21:03 67ed5d No.266955

File: 188486d0d3202ae⋯.png (957.34 KB, 2300x1080, 115:54, purple_panzy_says_but_muh_….png)

>>266950

> Something about "not being able to handle competition"

It wasn't just that.

It was also about how he kept trying to "handle" the competition, if you know what I mean…

His put his hands in a lot of inappropriate places, and had them slapped on more than one occasion.

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Anonymous 10/06/21 (Wed) 00:28:18 67ed5d No.266961

File: 24f27aa7dd610ed⋯.gif (6.16 MB, 777x777, 1:1, vote_killcen_fuhrer_of_pnd….gif)

>>266950

> This has become a heated contest and it's pretty exciting

Yes, it's getting heated for the position of Runner Up Führer!

But as for the top position of Führer of /pnd/, there is only One Contender:

Killcen.

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Anonymous 10/06/21 (Wed) 00:35:58 41b51d No.266963

File: b0c50e7818a87eb⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1589x1080, 1589:1080, PicsArt_10_05_08_18_32.png)

Purple Polesmoker isSOafraid of blacks, that he has dreamed up an elaborate scenario in his head, in which his black co-workers somehow "stumble into 8kun", discover that he's MR. POPULARITY, realize that he's secretly a racist, and Shaniqua Beats The Brakes Off Him In front Of The Other Coworkers..

There's no way a sniveling little coward like him ever had a chance to begin with…

Nobody likes him… Nobody wants him here…

He's the complete opposite of "Mr. Popularity"

And he's a fucking coward

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Anonymous 10/06/21 (Wed) 00:46:42 67ed5d No.266967

File: a5086caa70a1cea⋯.jpg (96.94 KB, 720x810, 8:9, image_2019_05_18_21_36_24.jpg)

It appears that Sally is hard as diamonds watching Purple get spanked, and is jelly of all those attentions Purple is getting. I hope "Johnny" doesn't forget to stroke Sally-boi's ego too, once in awhile…

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