We've all been eagerly awaiting the upcoming FÜHRER ELECTION in /pnd/, but recently one of the candidates made the statement, "I am the führer", apparently deciding that he didn't need to be elected to the office.
While the entire world has been video conferencing for 18 months, he thought that if he figured out how to use Zoom and tried a failed experiment begging people to watch him talk to himself online, that would somehow qualify him toelect himself führer of /pnd/
Well, friends… That's simply not true.
The election is still 2 months away, and nobody has voted yet.
In fact, here at /pnd/, we take our Führer Election Process very seriously, and we don't take kindly to 'fly by night' outsiders who appear out of the blue, pretending that they can simply DEMAND to be the boss.
It doesn't work that way… A fair and democratic election process has been in place for many many years here at /pnd/, and the voters are the ones who decide the better man.
Put simply, Johnny NeptuneISthe better man. He's actually a man, not a child playing dress up, wearing mommy's office party mask.
Johnny Neptune can grow facial hair. Johnny Neptune's testicles have already descended, which gives him leadership skills unreachable to his opponent.
In the coming two months as we approach the election, the voters will get to know the candidates, and decide which candidate possesses the experience required to hold the office of führer. It's going to take a little bit more than just 'playing make believe' to become the boss around here.
It is with great pleasure that today we announce the candidacy of Johnny Neptune for führer of /pnd/
