1c0ba4 No.245979[Last 50 Posts]
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16d349 No.246033
>>245979
It's because of the camera. Before the camera became common, people didn't smile that much.
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6cd276 No.246035
>>246033
>>245979
Old cameras would take a long time to set up properly to take a photographic print due to the fact cameras back in the day were bulky, heavy, had big bulbs that could only be used one time (one bulb per shot), etc. One photograph session could take up 25 minutes back in the 1920s and 1930s. That is why they didn't smile, it wasn't a pleasant experience to sit in front of a camera waiting for the photographer to take the shot.
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595218 No.246040
>>245979
we smile because it feels so good to know how bad you have it over there….
feels good, man …..
the land of excess
Better luck next time
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595218 No.246043
>>246035
you're leaving out the most important part
globally, the advent of photography was viewed with a certain apprehension and fear
Thats why everyone was staring so oddly into the camera way back then
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595218 No.246044
>>246035
almost as if they were superstitiously thinking the big box would steal their souls
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595218 No.246046
>>245979
A : we smile because we look so good doing it
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595218 No.246047
>>245979
A : because they pay $5,000 each to stand next to us for "meet and greet" shoots
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595218 No.246048
>>245979
A : because we like your penis
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595218 No.246049
>>245979
A : because heroin and meth
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595218 No.246050
>>245979
A : you'd smile too, if you knew your country was about to launch a global thermonuclear theater
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595218 No.246051
>>245979
A : impossible whoppers with cheese
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595218 No.246052
>>245979
A : sex with our children
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595218 No.246053
>>245979
A : because our nipples drag on the sidewalk
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595218 No.246054
>>245979
A : because our genitals are bigger than yours
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595218 No.246060
>>245979
because freedom ?
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595218 No.246063
>>245979
A : because illiteracy?
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595218 No.246064
>>245979
A : because we all know about your mother
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1c0ba4 No.246066
Smiling and laughing have nothing to do with happiness.
These things were reserved exclusively for the battlefield and torture chambers.
When you watch a comedy, what makes someone laugh? When an unexpected tragic event happens to the protagonist!
Its even in cartoons, what do children laugh at in cartoons? When something like Tom the cat gets out whitted and hurt by jerry or the road runner hurts the coyote.
Smiling, What does this have to do with happiness? Showing of the teeth is somthing wolves do when they are ready to tear up a peice of meet.
Laughing is the human equivilent to a dogs bark; a warning. Ha Ha Ha - Woof Woof Woof
and when do you laugh? When something unfortunate happens to another!
When you go to a comedy show when do people laugh? When the comedian says the PUNCH LINE! Someone must absorb some kind of hurt to induce laughing.
If not hurt, its when anxiety or nervousness is involved. A nervous laugh like when Spenny found out Kenny tricked him into fucking a Filipino transvestite. Or when he does a humiliation.
In the history of mankind, what marble statue of a noble person of high status is smiling? NONE! Because smiling is BRUTAL
Look at this stupid fucking bust of Ronaldo. Why is it fucking hilarious?
BECAUSE ITS A SMILING STATUE.
Its so funny because
1. Statues dont suppose to have smiles, historicly they never did, its so normal and bizzar
2. It makes the foot ball player Ronaldo look like an idiot, his misery is our laughter!
Looks at what they replace it with? Why is it not funny? BECAUSE IT DOES NOT CREATE A VICTIM OUT OF HIM. HE DOES NOT LOOK STUPID!
SMILES AND LAUGHTER- Manic emotes when someone is victimized some sort of way. When some sort of act of nervousness is invoked or someone is hurt.
Smiles and laughter are not happiness - these 2 behaviors are suppose to be reserved for BATTLEFIELDS AND TORTURE CHAMBERS
You all have been tricked! Think about it!
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1c0ba4 No.246068
Why was the court jester so valued?
Because they acted uncommon and not normal like LAUGHING AND SMILING PSYCHOPATHS. Dressed like faggots humiliating themselves. Invoking others to laugh at the humility of their position.
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1c0ba4 No.246069
SMILES AND LAUGHTER ARE RESERVED FOR THE MOST BRUTAL MOMENTS OF MAN
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595218 No.246071
>>245979
A : we're not smiling…. we're farting
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595218 No.246072
>>246066
>>246068
>>246069
one of these days, you'll finally secure a female sex partner
and you'll realize how stupid you sounded today
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1c0ba4 No.246073
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1c0ba4 No.246074
>>246072
Ive had hot babes call a stone faced stud like golgo 13. I bang chicks without the retard smile.
Fuck your smiles
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595218 No.246076
>>246073
so angry…… tsk tsk
Not Me
My wife and I laugh and smile all day long
hint : try NOT to demonstrate your frustration
and resentment towards life because
that's a self defeating prophecy
by being such an uptight dickweed
you're guaranteeing that no woman
will hang out with you, creating an
exponential continuance of unhappiness
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595218 No.246077
>>246074
no……. actually, no… you don't
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595218 No.246078
if you did, I wouldn't be giving you advice
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595218 No.246079
>>246074
you also don't have a pet….. obviously
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595218 No.246080
you don't "take care" of anybody
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595218 No.246081
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595218 No.246082
if you DID, you wouldn't spout such
TRANSPARENTLY dysfunctional bullshit
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595218 No.246083
sorry, but I've been on planet Earth too long
for you to fool me
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595218 No.246084
hint : smiling is required to get a girl
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595218 No.246085
and after 600+ women & teenaged girls
I'm "kinda" an expert
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1c0ba4 No.246098
>>246084
Sex Sex Sex thats all you care about. Its all you think about
You use it for not only pleasure, but validation in ones character.
Guess what faggot. I dont need a smile to get me sex from the Wench.
I just flash em one of these and a ahoy thier! Pussy into putty
HAR HAR HAR
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c379e9 No.246103
>>246098
the measure of a man is not found in his opinion of himself
it's found in the opinions of women who've loved him
sex sex sex it's all you ever avoid
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270d5f No.246104
>>246044
They were right all along. It did.
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c379e9 No.246105
I'm not being mean…. I'm making an observation
you create needless barriers and boundaries
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c379e9 No.246106
>>246104
Lol in a way, yes….
forgive me, but I JUST FOUND OUT one of my best friends died from a heart attack
I'm going off to meditate now…..
dammit, scott !!!!
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270d5f No.246108
>>246106
RIP to Scott.
Ironically I know a Scott who is dying to.
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c379e9 No.246109
Scott was the guy who JUST SO HAPPENED to be standing at centennial park during the Atlanta olympics, with a video camera, and got the only video of the bomb exploding
Scott was SMART AS FUCKING SHIT
likesuper, SUPER smart
he had offers from all the news agencies trying to buy the rights to the video….
He sold it to CNN for like $180,000
PLUShe made them hire him as a video editor
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1c0ba4 No.246110
>>246103
Avast ye! Shiver me timbers! You must be some sort of Reddit faggit. You gain your validation from the likes of a strumpet! She owns ye Manhood!Ye will never get as much pussy as I. Why a wench go for a scurvy dog like ye when she can fancy a swashbuckler like I?
Yarrrg, ye such a Frenchified scallywag or a bildge rat if ye may. A reddit fag suchas ye , its better to dance with Jack Ketch! As a true buckeneer who sailed the 7 sees, amongst the Kraken if in a dual id give give no quarter. No room for landlubber on me ship! Such a lily-livered ye are. End of talkin, your son of a biscuit eater face can kiss me rum drinking lamp shape swinging arse!
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c379e9 No.246111
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
At 00:38 you'll see the 1 second of video that earned Scott almost 1/5th of a million dollars AND a badass high paying job at CNN
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c379e9 No.246112
>>246110
Aye, aye…. Aye've never been to reddit in my life
and computers are the reason you're unhappy
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16d349 No.246113
>>246035
wrong. you can hpld a smile with photo old process with good results. old videos show lots of people who don't smile for the camera or smile in general, but maybe smile to someone very intimate. smiles were not for strangers. examine Vermeer. While it's tru he had a photo-like process, it was his most diffivult subject, himself, alone who smiled in his paintings afaik (at himself).
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c379e9 No.246114
Scott was SO fucking smart….
He could identify the individual DTMF dial tones
it didn't matter how fast or randomly you hit them, he would sit there and name them
"6, 2, 9, 5, 0, 2, 9, 7, 3, 2, 8, 6, 1, 4, 9, 8"
He had trained himself to recognize the multi-layered frequencies, and he could do it just like he was reading sheet music.. he could instantly identify the number just by hearing the time
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c379e9 No.246115
When he was a teenager, he figured out a secret way to PARTITION PHONE NUMBERS so nobody else could call through but him
and when he was in highschool he had tens of thousands of dollars from scamming dial in radio contests
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c379e9 No.246116
And he wasn't using computers
He figured out how to use relays and dial tones to PARTITION ENTIRE PHONE EXCHANGES..
back in the old days….
He would do it all from a telephone
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c379e9 No.246117
there were certain numbers he figured out all on his own (He was a mathematical GENIUS) and it was all based on the sequence of DTMF tones
and he'd make it where ONLY HE could call a number
He won three cars
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1c0ba4 No.246118
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c379e9 No.246119
Scott was COOL AS FUCKING SHIT !!!!!!
GAY AS FUCK !! TOTALLY GAY !!!
and I respected him more than almost ANYBODY
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1c0ba4 No.246120
>>246119
Word has it, he was a buck breaker
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c379e9 No.246121
God DAMMIT Scott !!!!!!
fuck fuck FUCK !!!!!
he had a heart attack crossing the street to the store
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c379e9 No.246122
>>246120
This sounds corny and schmaltzy but….
there is NOTHING he couldn't figure out
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c379e9 No.246123
Oh well…. dammit…….
He was an awesome friend….
FUNNY AS SHIT !!!
brilliant….
Fucking BRILLIANT
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c379e9 No.246124
lol in elementary school, he got caught putting cameras into both the girls AND boys bathrooms
He was a scoundrel
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1c0ba4 No.246125
>>246123
Scott was a brilliant Scottish man whom hailed from Scotland. He even introduced me to butterscotch candy.
Even showed me how to use scottched tape.
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c379e9 No.246126
goodnight, scott
I think I'm going to smoke a joint now
BYE
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c379e9 No.246128
and I don't even smoke weed anymore
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c379e9 No.246129
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c379e9 No.246133
One last thing lol !!!
Scott was one of my "programmer" buddies (who never ever used the word 'hacker') and they had a ring, where they created fake bank accounts with tons of money in them, then created fake identities and and Friends go into the banks and withdraw massive amounts of money…
They got away with it for a long time but they eventually got caught by the FBI…
And the FBI came to them in the Atlanta pretrial detention center and offered a deal not to prosecute if they taught the FBI computer forensics teamhow they did it
So Scott and Sean and Kelly and Chris became consultants for the FBI
100% true
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c379e9 No.246134
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c379e9 No.246135
you fascinating genius, you
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c379e9 No.246136
>>246118
btw…………………………………… Lol
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f38104 No.247530
Sociopathy has trickled through to the mainstream. Pieces of shit look "wonderful" by doing a small amount of something "nice" ie smiling
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c15606 No.247540
>>246035
I hate to smile in photos, but I also hate it when other people put on exaggerated smiles. It looks disturbing. I have thought about this question for a while, and I have come up with a couple of reasons for this phenomenon: People's teeth were worse back then, meaning that few would wish to display them in photographs, but mainly there is the reason of aesthetics. I think, people back then believed that a person should appear neutral or perhaps a bit serious when having their photograph taken. They simply believed that it looks much better. Today, for some reason, people expect each person who has their picture taken to put on the most grotesque grin imaginable. Then there are studies which have shown that men who tend to smile in photographs have low testosterone, which most men today unfortunately have, leaving another clue as to why modern man forces upon himself a fake smile the moment a camera is pointed at his general direction.
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