Sometimes I wonder what it's like to live in a city, walking around staring down at a smartphone worrying about how many so-called 'online friends' are 'liking' my Facebook account…..
……..then I cringe…….
and I get my ass off the computer
and drown myself in booze
while listening to Doo Wop…..
which OK…. it's that time again!!!
See you anons later, that is,
if my liver don't finally cave in this time around!