495182 No.240650
"hurr durr russia is totally based. america needs bolshevism!" ~ Erik Striker
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1405095210074451970
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86647c No.240670
>>240650
LOL @ THE NAME "STRIKER"
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86647c No.240671
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86647c No.240674
I've heard about some guy here in /pnd/ that calls himself STRIKER…
I heard about Purple Panzer, and he popped his head up out from the woodwork…
And?. . I also heard about a guy who calls himself "striker"… But "striker" hasn't introduced himself to me yet…
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86647c No.240675
>>240672
watch this fingernail immediately
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86647c No.240676
…….and that kinda hurts my feelings……..
Because OBVIOUSLY striker has introduced himself to other people in here, obviously, or they wouldn't know he calls himself "striker"….
but he hasn't introduced himself to ME
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86647c No.240678
>>240650
I'm assuming you must be this "striker" guy?….
I mean, there isn't anybody else in here using the term "striker"……….
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86647c No.240679
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86647c No.240680
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495182 No.240681
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86647c No.240682
>>240681
I try…….
I really do……
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495182 No.240683
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86647c No.240684
>>240650
So, I'm guessing it's not just the word "striker"?…
I'm guessing it's an entire character, an entity with the full name "ERIK STRIKER"
I see what you did there with the name "Erik"
…… It's almost German looking…..
clever….. .
Yeah, well it's nice to meet you…
*offers you a clammy blueish hand to shake*
I'm Purple Panzer's Former Campaign Manager
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86647c No.240685
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86647c No.240686
>>240650
I've been wanting to speak with you about a possible candidacy forPND FÜHRER, where you get to tell the other two guys what to do, and boss them around a lot….
I've got some ideas for a campaign…
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86647c No.240687
>>240650
First, I was thinking you could give your campaign a little bit of credibility bye being sentenced for a political crime, and while you're in prison you could write a book called "Mein Kaffee"
You could discuss all of your philosophies about coffee
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86647c No.240688
>>240650
When you're released from prison, you can kick off your campaign with a promise to "supply all /pnd/ members with their own Zweifinger"
their very own "two finger" hitler moustache….
(little would they realize you are not so much "giving it to them" as you are making it mandatory, forcing them to wear the mustache)
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86647c No.240689
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86647c No.240690
>>240650
I'm pretty certain we've got Marshmallow Sally's vote, so that's already 50% of the voter base…
Purple Panzer is another story….
He's unlikely to concede defeat, so he definitely won't vote for you…..
at least not "voluntarily", but I've got some really good ideas on how he can be coerced
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86647c No.240691
I could start by having him fired from his job
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86647c No.240692
>>240650
If that doesn't work, you could mail him a 'Get Well Soon Card"
and secretly treat the card & envelope with a particularly nasty strain of fingernail fungus
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86647c No.240693
And if that doesn't work, well…..
I've got some other ideas
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495182 No.240695
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