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Rules Log Spot Those Who Glow Protect Yourself
Resign from your position at the FBI or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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f14801  No.236647[Last 50 Posts]

/pnd/'s very own Purple Panzer, Hitlerson Cooper has had to temporarily pause his campaign for "FÜHRER" over the othertwoboard users, due to an announcement by his Campaign Manager regarding an alleged "stupid mistake" made by the candidate

According to an inside source who chooses to not remain anonymous, the alleged "stupid mistake" happened when the flamboyant candidate decided to wear his mother's Mardi Gras Office Party Harlequin Masquerade Victorian Face Mask.

"It turns out that his mom's mask doesn't hide any of his facial features" said everyone, "so why wear it at all ?"

Oddly enough, the most ironic part is how much more effectively a common 'covid' paper face mask would have hidden his identiity.

"even with the stupid harlequin sissy mask, anyone can still see his eyes, and the lower half of his face, and those are the only parts required to identify a person's face, whether it's a computerized facial recognition system, or simply you or I looking at Hitlerson Cooper. A simple paper surgical mask and a pair of sunglasses would've been a much better way to remain anonymous", said another person.

Questions have arisen regarding the future of the Führer Of /pnd/ Campaign, as Hitlerson's handlers scramble to replace campaign posters with a new updated COVID MASK image of the candidate.

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a448fa  No.236649

Jesus fucking christ. Why can't this board be normal.

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046668  No.236650

File: d3a196ec1328a46⋯.jpg (57.93 KB, 520x243, 520:243, Dominoes_520.jpg)

>>236647

He said he wears the mask so none of his co-workers will recognize him in here….

As if they've ever heard of this dead shithole

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046668  No.236651

File: ebb35bb7cf15bdf⋯.jpg (96.62 KB, 986x1000, 493:500, 719yVm0QrrL_AC_UY1000_.jpg)

>>236647

They come in lovely lavender…..

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046668  No.236652

File: 8d44108264edb01⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1170x1076, 585:538, PicsArt_05_26_11_06_10.png)

Pretty sure his co-workers could recognize him if we can…

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046668  No.236654

File: a0d776013042601⋯.jpg (340.12 KB, 1080x2044, 270:511, PicsArt_05_30_12_17_36.jpg)

New Campaign Poster Design just released !!

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046668  No.236655

File: adec39c92ccd074⋯.jpg (279.11 KB, 1443x1080, 481:360, PicsArt_05_30_12_25_09.jpg)

I heard this one got sent back to the drawing board, because the ad agency inadvertantly thought there was more than two voters.

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046668  No.236656

File: f94e71dbda75c76⋯.jpg (229.51 KB, 1443x1080, 481:360, PicsArt_05_30_12_30_32.jpg)

I'm not sure if his campaign is condescending enough

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046668  No.236657

File: e3e08def9e31655⋯.jpg (229.33 KB, 1080x1084, 270:271, PicsArt_05_30_12_33_30.jpg)

clever @ making the announcement on the big weekend !!!

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046668  No.236662

>>236647

so, he's asking to be elected to "be the boss" of the other 2 guys in here, their 'leader' that tells the other 2 'what to do, because he thinks he's more superior than them?

who in the world would vote for THAT?

plus, wouldn't that mean that if even one of the two voters votes against him, he loses? and he publicly announced that if he loses, he'll leave and never return, right?

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046668  No.236664

File: ff2f74444043925⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1080x1590, 36:53, PicsArt_05_30_01_05_45.png)

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81b318  No.236665

>>236649

because israel got BTFO and now their little shill operation is in a rage that they can't get the "dissident right" [who they assure us is irrelevant] to support israel. so now they are just going to poopoo peepee the board with fagbot

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65382c  No.236666

Satan Quads says this board has NEVER been Normal.

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1e4d40  No.236667

>>236662

wait a minute here. you're telling me that /pnd/ used to be only two guys, then this purple fruit of the loom character shows up out of nowhere, uninvited, making it three people in this board, and the Purple Panzer irritates the other two guys, because Purple Panzy thinks the other two original guys are 'inferior' to him, that he is somehow 'better than then', and Purple Panzy always talks down to them, looks down his nose at them, replies condescendingly, and pretends like he's 'teaching incompetent subordinates', and the other two guys just wish he would leave…

…. But he wants the other two guys to elect him THEIR "LEADER"?

….and he actually offered that "if he loses the election, he promises to "Leave /pnd/ Forever and Never Return"???!!!

…so, all they have to do is say, "NO", and they can get rid of him forever?

he's REALLY making it this simple for them?

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1e4d40  No.236669

File: ff4fae066e8b7fa⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1228x1080, 307:270, PicsArt_05_26_11_30_35.png)

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895514  No.236670

>>236666

SAGEBRO takes the 6666 for the win!

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895514  No.236671

>>236649

What would be the benefit of 'being normal'?

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1e4d40  No.236672

>>236665

hold on a minute, I'll be right back…

>>236670

I COMPLETELY AGREE !!! I think it should be the guy that hates me the most in here, simply because I am the real life polar opposite of /pnd/, so inherently, the person who hates me the most obviously represents the True Spirit of this board the most…

and for some reason, I'm pretty sure Sagebro hates my fucking guts, and if I'm correct,heshould become the "leader" who bosses the other guy around…

because THATS the true spirit in here :

wanting to feel powerful

if even over only 2 people

>>236665

I'm back…

I completely forgot what I was going to say

Oh, wait… I remember…..

Can you imagine Hitlerson Cooper

thinking his Polish Descendancy is "white"??? lol

but I can imagine how parts of Hitlerson's Campaign would appeal to you, halfway at least.

You're mostly White, so his platform appeals to that part of your DNA…

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1e4d40  No.236673

H I T L E R S O N C O O P E R 2 0 2 1

"SCHMUTZIGE POLNISCHE GENETIK"

Filthy Polish Genetics

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1e4d40  No.236674

File: 70c08f5019870d8⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1228x1080, 307:270, PicsArt_05_30_02_15_56.png)

Maybe if he made his campaign less condescending ?

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1e4d40  No.236675

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046668  No.236676

File: c7aa5ac163270c1⋯.jpg (253.8 KB, 2247x1080, 749:360, PicsArt_05_30_02_23_43.jpg)

the fundamental problem here is that a MARDI GRAS MASK doesn't hide the signature facial features necessary to make visual identification.

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046668  No.236677

File: 9fe3e137b622e24⋯.jpg (241.05 KB, 1707x1280, 1707:1280, PicsArt_05_30_02_28_27.jpg)

If you were trying to hide your identity, you'd want to hide your eyes and lower face….

but those are the exact parts that remain exposed with a MARDI GRAS MASK….

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046668  No.236678

File: 2be14694110b2b0⋯.jpg (166.85 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, PicsArt_05_30_02_29_06.jpg)

the "mind's eye" is capable of making visual identification, even with the stupid WOMAN'S OFFICE PARTY MARDI GRAS MASK, so we already know exactly what he looks like…

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046668  No.236680

File: a9cd29a1efb7551⋯.jpg (247.61 KB, 1373x1080, 1373:1080, PicsArt_05_30_02_27_52.jpg)

in fact, it's been a completely wasted effort, ill-planned, and poorly executed….

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046668  No.236681

File: 4619aec9fc69d3c⋯.jpg (94.39 KB, 1080x1352, 135:169, PicsArt_05_30_02_31_24.jpg)

It doesn't matter if he glues a swastika on him and borrows his mother's office party costume, we all know exactly what he looks like…

And that's why we voted for him to call himself Hitlerson Cooper, because everybody can see he looks pretty much exactly like Anderson Cooper at a drag queen masquerade ball…

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046668  No.236682

File: c6fc2fb671dc22d⋯.jpg (240.17 KB, 1707x1280, 1707:1280, PicsArt_05_30_02_43_30.jpg)

….. It's really such a no-brainer……..

I mean, really now…. there's been a thing called a "pandemic" for the past FIFTEEN MONTHS…

paper masks are EVERYWHERE…..

and he can buy a pair of $6 sunglasses at any gas station for only $7, he could have effectively remained anonymous.. and nobody would even realize he has polish descendancy, and looks exactly like Anderson Cooper…

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046668  No.236683

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046668  No.236685

File: 13975c28db93c01⋯.png (652.29 KB, 874x1000, 437:500, PicsArt_05_28_12_47_54.png)

both of the other two /pnd/ guys already know exactly what he looks like….

so why even bother continuing with the mask?

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046668  No.236686

File: cbe205699a0b769⋯.png (677.86 KB, 1174x1080, 587:540, PicsArt_05_28_12_39_37.png)

it seems like he could "save face" by showing his face.

continuing like THIS is just an embarrassing spectacle

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046668  No.236687

UNLESS HITLERSON REMIVES THE MASK, IM VOTING FOR SAGEBRO !!!

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046668  No.236692

Dear Purple Panzer,

My ONE vote will make or break your campaign. Either you take off the stupid mask, or I'm voting for Marshmallow Sally ®

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046668  No.236693

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I know a way to make sure Hitlerson doesn't win…

A "virtual Leningrad"…..

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046668  No.236696

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I'm pretty sure after Purple Panzy kills his mother, he'll claim insanity

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69d01c  No.236699

all his attorney will need to do is show his Campaign Posters…

What he calls "FLIERS"…

actually spelled "flyers"…..

but they're posters….

campaign posters……..

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69d01c  No.236712

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File: be4cfad2a4430be⋯.jpg (81.91 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, PicsArt_05_30_05_51_43.jpg)

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9e1ec4  No.236715

File: 6e27aa8a516819e⋯.mp4 (1.71 MB, 404x720, 101:180, hhfd.MP4)

ANOTHER FAILED FAGGOT BOARD

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a448fa  No.236718

>>236671

Let me put it this way. Nazis are normal.

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710c1b  No.236721

>>236718

yet there are ZERO nazis in this shitty dead-ass board

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710c1b  No.236722

File: 7519ef66165c444⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1103x1080, 1103:1080, PicsArt_05_30_06_13_40.png)

File: e9b99fb0cc5e664⋯.png (350.86 KB, 1090x1080, 109:108, PicsArt_05_30_06_06_35.png)

File: e1a16d34384e0f2⋯.jpg (107.12 KB, 991x827, 991:827, PicsArt_05_30_05_35_24.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236723

File: 499ccff3aebe4ab⋯.png (731.72 KB, 566x1080, 283:540, PicsArt_05_30_03_28_11.png)

just three lonely men with extremely abnormie inferiority complexes

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710c1b  No.236724

File: 798d2da88cdb8b6⋯.jpg (130.14 KB, 2300x965, 460:193, PicsArt_05_30_05_23_23.jpg)

File: 22257f39a6e44c5⋯.jpg (113.29 KB, 2300x965, 460:193, PicsArt_05_30_05_17_57.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236725

>>236718

Purple Panzer is the biggest bead

and each of the other beads gets sequentially smaller

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a448fa  No.236731

>>236725

>>236721

That was just an example. Normal is structure. Normal is discipline. Normal is not necessarily relavant, but it's what works. Enough with his weird spam of anal beads and that Cooper fag. It's not Normal. It's fucking stupid. It doesn't make any goddammit sense and irs clearly forced.

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710c1b  No.236735

>>236731

Oh, so you want me to FORCE the beds ?

anything you say, Himmler

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710c1b  No.236736

>>236731

Here's an even better idea :

How 'bout you go find your own board?

………………………………….this one's mine

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710c1b  No.236737

not just this thread………

this ENTIRE BOARD

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710c1b  No.236738

>>236731

EITHER YOU'RE VOTING FOR THE PURPLE PANZER, OR YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

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710c1b  No.236739

File: fe2173a114c4054⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1272x1080, 53:45, PicsArt_05_29_10_20_29.png)

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710c1b  No.236740

File: c05a5045a730322⋯.png (951.23 KB, 1212x1080, 101:90, PicsArt_05_30_08_05_40.png)

>>236731

how's that "working" out for you so far, Goebbels?

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710c1b  No.236742

File: a2b0842f59dd165⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1361x1080, 1361:1080, PicsArt_05_30_08_12_24.png)

MORE ANAL BEADS !!! LETS BE REAL NAZIS !!

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710c1b  No.236744

File: ce3ea09be5eef50⋯.jpg (223.92 KB, 1546x1080, 773:540, PicsArt_05_30_08_17_40.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236746

File: fa672cd7c596b24⋯.png (1013.04 KB, 1110x1080, 37:36, PicsArt_05_30_08_28_16.png)

Eat Shit, Fuckface

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ce6ad1  No.236747

lel

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a448fa  No.236748

>>236742

Stupid dumbass. Normal in the 17th century is different than normal now. Today, being gay and race mixing is "normal) but What was relevant in say the 17 century is not necessarily relevant today, but the rules they lived by could still be applied to today in order to keep the structure standing. Here's an idea. Try shoving anal beads down your neck tube. You're nothing but a HOLE and nothing but SHIT comes out of them all.

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710c1b  No.236753

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>>236748

Yeah, well we're never gonna survive…. unless….

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710c1b  No.236755

File: b34de9c9d94521a⋯.png (912.19 KB, 1047x1330, 1047:1330, PicsArt_02_04_07_59_00.png)

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>>236748

You seem uptight…..

You need to unwind. Fortunately enough for you, my two "reporters" give excellent massages

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a448fa  No.236756

File: 54d36bbec2287f6⋯.jpeg (13.3 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images_3_.jpeg)

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710c1b  No.236759

File: e854e366de509d8⋯.jpg (21.64 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 26957_c_dopk76PC7WWjzYBP.jpg)

>>236731

don't you realize HOW MUCH DISCIPLINE it takes to create a QUALITY CAMPAIGN POSTER?

don't you know how much STRUCTURE it requires?

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710c1b  No.236760

File: f68dc252c6ad11e⋯.jpg (492.62 KB, 1126x1280, 563:640, 20210528_180613.jpg)

>>236756

you so craayzie, Neander

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710c1b  No.236761

File: b1d0d3a01cc65af⋯.jpg (303.8 KB, 1080x1337, 1080:1337, PicsArt_05_26_10_20_43.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236762

File: bd0e61e4040d2b7⋯.jpg (249.32 KB, 903x1279, 903:1279, PicsArt_05_30_09_21_09.jpg)

>>236748

You and I should get married, and adopt a black child….

a boy, of course

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710c1b  No.236766

File: 17cad536fe9f159⋯.jpg (311.92 KB, 1080x1530, 12:17, PicsArt_05_30_09_27_21.jpg)

>>236748

…..unless you don't want kids, of course……

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a448fa  No.236768

File: 56486a9760e5fff⋯.jpg (813.46 KB, 1080x2400, 9:20, Screenshot_20210423_234019….jpg)

>>236766

Look if you're just practicing your photo shop skills you don't need to he a retard here while you do it. Just go post pics without text on /b/ on any of the chans. They could use the new content

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710c1b  No.236771

File: 2ab426533720f68⋯.jpg (369.81 KB, 1080x2400, 9:20, PicsArt_05_30_10_11_17.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236772

File: b4e62e50f761bcb⋯.jpg (342.88 KB, 1080x2400, 9:20, PicsArt_05_30_10_02_45.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236773

File: 086af83ee3336c7⋯.jpg (288.08 KB, 1080x1675, 216:335, PicsArt_05_30_10_06_05.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236774

File: 12456fb16c37f49⋯.jpg (877.24 KB, 1590x2829, 530:943, PicsArt_05_30_10_19_20.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236775

File: ec8fc175c03ac15⋯.jpg (367.81 KB, 1080x2400, 9:20, PicsArt_05_30_10_24_52.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236776

File: 4bc101419ab7438⋯.jpg (373.34 KB, 1080x2400, 9:20, PicsArt_05_30_10_38_08.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236777

File: bfe3c567aabed80⋯.jpg (269.55 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, PicsArt_05_30_10_47_00.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236778

File: 3e55fa0239754d7⋯.png (935.89 KB, 1010x1232, 505:616, PicsArt_02_04_08_02_20.png)

>>236768

(see, Philip tried to get out of the 'backrubs' by telling Jim that his hands had gone numb… because Philip had to wear a neck brace… because Philip was literally atrophying… because he weighs 76 pounds…)

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710c1b  No.236779

File: 13fda813d712a9b⋯.png (603.74 KB, 781x831, 781:831, PicsArt_02_04_08_42_48.png)

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710c1b  No.236780

File: a998025308718a1⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1779x1080, 593:360, PicsArt_02_02_10_16_50.png)

>>236768

'major' burdock got jealous every time Jim got a backrub from Philip, but only for professional reasons…

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710c1b  No.236781

File: feea38520a75685⋯.png (945.18 KB, 1332x1080, 37:30, PicsArt_02_02_08_52_16.png)

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710c1b  No.236782

File: 2ce72572f5867dc⋯.jpg (186.54 KB, 1918x1080, 959:540, PicsArt_02_02_10_29_28.jpg)

it caused a lot of friction….. and lubrication….

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710c1b  No.236783

File: 99fb0f32db237b0⋯.jpg (75.96 KB, 560x560, 1:1, PicsArt_02_02_10_53_53.jpg)

yeah, so Philip didn't know how to handle it, ever since his first day in the Philippines working for Jim…

When in Rome, right ?….

But after a while Burdock and Philip moved in together in a tiny one bedroom apartment in South Manila, and things started to get serious….

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710c1b  No.236785

File: e3c985140210493⋯.jpg (372.08 KB, 1688x1080, 211:135, PicsArt_01_28_08_49_00.jpg)

and everything started to get weird at work because of Jim and Burdock both fucking young Philip Fairbanks….

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710c1b  No.236786

>>236748

and so yeah… philip began malingering,

complaining about his neck

"this hurts, that hurts"

even went to the E.R.

and got a neck brace

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710c1b  No.236787

>>236768

ABSOLUTELY 100% TRUE

this all happened right

as the pandemic thing began

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710c1b  No.236788

File: 516ee6fb4f8267f⋯.jpg (236.93 KB, 1080x1176, 45:49, PicsArt_05_24_10_29_32.jpg)

>>236768

the ONLY one who's not homosexual there is Ron

and Ron's twin brother Rense

they're not gay……

they're just both completely asexual….

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40a513  No.236789

I'm voting for The Great Goonan, the greatest National Socialist since Charles Manson.

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710c1b  No.236790

File: 760d30f62114de8⋯.jpg (56.91 KB, 832x1080, 104:135, PicsArt_05_30_11_23_00.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236791

>>236789

Charles A. Goonan is a drunk and an Irishman.

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710c1b  No.236793

>>236768

so now you know the story behind the

backrubs and Philip's stupid neck brace

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710c1b  No.236794

File: b9c655d3d2b4fdf⋯.png (875.22 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220230.png)

File: ff08e586963642f⋯.png (913.18 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220121.png)

File: 62119c4222982d6⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220205.png)

I mean, c'mon…………

philip knew EGG ZACK LEE™ what the score was with Jim from day one…

Jim is transitioning into a man…

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710c1b  No.236795

File: 993fec94791593c⋯.png (824.57 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, PicsArt_05_30_11_30_43.png)

>>236768

and NO, that's not a girdle….

breast reduction must be the last thing she's planning on doi…. HE…. I still have a hard time remembering that she's a HE now… kind of ..

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710c1b  No.236796

File: 8f49bac880ea215⋯.png (388.26 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, PicsArt_05_30_11_30_58.png)

but if you think Jim's Breasts are horrifying….

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710c1b  No.236797

File: 57a14a67e7d3744⋯.png (104.71 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, PicsArt_05_30_11_31_14.png)

>>236768

then get a load of THIS…….

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710c1b  No.236798

File: 554a6dff14f2ce8⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 640x426, 320:213, PicsArt_05_04_08_26_06.gif)

>>236768

so when Philip was all like "I didn't know why Jim flew me out here" he was full of shit

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ce6ad1  No.236799

File: 6b3aed9046e87a8⋯.jpg (47.64 KB, 386x460, 193:230, gross_2.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236800

File: cd61e356390527f⋯.jpg (379.57 KB, 1164x1280, 291:320, PicsArt_05_03_02_00_57.jpg)

Jim's a Family Man…….

(and not in the good way)

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710c1b  No.236801

>>236799

oh god damn I know I know

gak !!

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710c1b  No.236802

File: 83cbdceced92994⋯.jpg (121.51 KB, 619x1024, 619:1024, PicsArt_05_30_11_42_04.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236803

File: ddf9d6961c8a200⋯.jpg (25.65 KB, 392x315, 56:45, PicsArt_05_02_11_06_59.jpg)

File: bd324339c3909ef⋯.png (783.68 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, PicsArt_05_02_09_31_42.png)

so when Philip started complaining about a stiff neck and numb hands, we all knew what he was really afraid of.

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710c1b  No.236804

File: 471ebee47bc758e⋯.jpg (676.84 KB, 1280x1548, 320:387, nobody_cares.jpg)

It seems like Philip would've sooner fucked a nigger than to get in the same room alone with jim

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710c1b  No.236805

File: 1aa80bbd522ee1e⋯.jpg (288.77 KB, 2000x1335, 400:267, PicsArt_05_03_01_45_14.jpg)

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710c1b  No.236808

File: 2451e6f05d5cd16⋯.jpg (220.73 KB, 1080x1665, 24:37, PicsArt_05_30_11_53_26.jpg)

….as if anyone would fly you out to the Philippines to be a "reporter" when you have no journalistic experience….

bullshit… Philip knew all along….

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a448fa  No.236809

File: c52aee99b78cd08⋯.jpg (73.09 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, sam_hyde_shooter_hoax_tw_1.jpg)

>>236804

What do you get out of this? You always try. You always miss. One of these days you're gonna go to your home and you won't even realize that you're alone.

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710c1b  No.236811

>>236809

My son is Sam's Video Editor……..

true……

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a448fa  No.236812

>>236811

Your mom just blew me…..

(Shit was so

Cash) ….

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710c1b  No.236813

>>236809

TRY : I never try… I always accomplish

>>236809

MISS : not by a longshot. I'm the king of this shit

>>236809

ALONE : you have no idea how often I wish I were alone, but I can honestly say that since I turned 16 years old, I've never been without at least one girlfriend or wives for more than 5 or 6 days (tops) before the next relationship began…

not joking……. so yeah, I have very often lamented not having more time by myself…

Any other misperceptions you need cleared up?

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710c1b  No.236814

>>236812

yeah, well……..

What would you expect from a prostitute?

It's not like she's going to become your friend

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a448fa  No.236815

File: 1819d8bf677d132⋯.png (812.34 KB, 671x819, 671:819, president_ishygddt_598b9fe….png)

>>236813

I shiggy diggy that you try and prove something to an anonymous troll.

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710c1b  No.236816

>>236812

but yeah…………………………………………….

My son is only 22 years old, and he does video editing, and he had this vision about working for Sam Hyde, so he contacted Sam, and he got hired on the spot….

He flew up to Rhode Island, and he's lived up there ever since, actually getting paid out the ass just sit around and goof with digital video editing….

And he lives in a really nice place..

But most importantly, he's having a lot of fun.. and that's really all that matters

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710c1b  No.236817

>>236815

lol YOU ??!!!………..

hahaha you're joking, right ?………..

YOU ?….…a "troll"?………..

hahahahaha

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710c1b  No.236819

>>236815

I'm not proving jack shit……

although I definitely could prove it, easily…..

very easily…….

but nahhh I'm not proving jack shit…

I'm simply explaining reality……..

while you post "reaction memes"

of Sam Hyde, my 22 year old son

got a $27,000 Christmas bonus from Sam

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a448fa  No.236820

>>236817

You know what anon, our love is like the sea the sun and the flowers………It all comes and goes. And right now, it's time…..for you to leave. Did you think I was gonna say me!? Haha FUCK YOU! fuck you 2 times. You random banter is beyond any..

Rivers

But it's not quite cutting

The mustard.

"I've never met anyone quite like you before"

Do you have green eyes? Gray eyes? Blue eye?

Do you

Like

The things

That life

Is showing

You?

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710c1b  No.236821

<still says "cash"

<wants to be perceived as a "troll"

pick one

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710c1b  No.236822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>236820

Do you know where you're going to?

Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Where are you going to? do you know?

Do you get what you're hoping for?

When you look behind you there's no open door

What are you hoping for?

Do you know?

Once we were standing still in time

Chasing the fantasies that filled our minds

You knew i loved you, but my spirit was free

Laughing at the question that you once ask me

Do you know where you're going to?

Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Where are you going to? do you know?

Now, looking back in all we pass

We've let so many dreams just slip through our hands

Why must we wait so long before we see

How sad the answers to those questions can be?

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710c1b  No.236823

>>236820

Okay….. I'm up WAY past my bedtime

my wife fell asleep next to me a while ago, and I'm getting sleepy as fuck, myself…

Be well

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710c1b  No.236826

File: a658eeb4e00bf35⋯.jpg (208.22 KB, 839x1024, 839:1024, PicsArt_05_31_12_27_15.jpg)

Goodnight, Himmler

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895514  No.236852

>>236715

magnets no, horses yes

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