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Comicsgate - Analog 2024/2028? Analog Devolved for President 2024/2028 Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 11:27:28 cae7a7 No.229100

Guys, this is quite scary right now, ever since Donald Trump finished his one-term presidency.

Analog Devolved, joined Kiwi Farms on March 23, 2020, is a Comicsgater who exhibits traits that could amount to the next Commander-in-Chief for the US.

Analog Devolved could be the next Donald Trump. If he decides to run, he could be the next Republican nominee. He will take the battleground states by storm in a massive upset via the "Teeth of Vampirella" effect (as he uses the Anna TSWG's Vampirella as an avatar for his presidential campaign).

If he wins, he could establish a far-left progressive socialist-Comicsgate administration. He could go further than Trump did. He could endorse JustARandommer and BatteryIncluded for Congress/Senate, and even support Koncorde for PM of the UK, Boing! said Zebedee as Shadow Chancellor and Boo999 as judge.

He will order the discontinuation, withdrawal and burning of all Mortal Engines books, make the 2018 film adaptation required viewing, and ground all of humanity. He is the extinction level event.

> President Analog Devolved

https://kiwifarms.net/members/analog-devolved.52535/

> Secretary of State - Smug Freiza

https://kiwifarms.net/members/smug-freiza.51071/

> Chief of Staff - StreetGangsta AKA Assdiamond69

https://kiwifarms.net/members/streetgangsta.24019

> National Security Advisor - NerdShamer

https://kiwifarms.net/members/nerdshamer.26970

> Kiwi Farms thread

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/

The key to stopping this is Joshua Conner Moon AKA Null. Null is a former 8chan user. Debate this and dox them!

____________________________

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 11:29:49 814a20 No.229101

The democrats can't touch me. I'm immune to leftist gay ops. All of my businesses are flourishing even during quarantine. I'm not scared I know daddy Trump will win the election just like he beat Hillary. 4 more glorious years. I'm dedicating this next glass of whisky as a toast to you Pam.

I don't get drunk. Every sip makes me more intelligent and handsome. I know I'm irresistible to women I don't need to "chase pussy" I have to beat it away with a stick.

I don't do shit for that evil old hag killary. I don't know where you get your information but if you watched more REAL NEWS you'd know that Hillary hates me.

America loves me and Donald Trump. You're the only person that hates me Pam and that makes me sad.

Bryan prays to president Trump to smite @Randall Fragg.

He attacks @NerdShamer for some reason.

Bryan pleads with the enemies of the immortal red-brown alliance to take action against this glorious forum and its users, as well as our dear allies on wiki, know your meme, Twitter, and other websites.

He sperged about @DisobedientLupus and @Randall Fragg to Ron Paul on /pol/ asking him to intercede with Trump to destroy us.

He blocked @Just A Butt on twitter, called on Trump to smite me, @NerdShamer @Randall Fragg and @disobedientlupis

Bryan is sperging hard today. He caught wind that Trump has the Chinese batflu and uses that as a chance to link the profile URLs of his internet enemies.

Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed!

… we lost contact with agent @SIGSEGV

It is believed @SIGSEGV was KIA by pro-democracy western forces, perhaps even killed by Bryan See himself during this raid.

Bryan has discovered my true identity and is exposing me on GAB and 4chan.

Agent @Randall Fragg has been DOXXXXXXXXED by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it.

This time he's DOXXXXXXXXXXXXING myself, @JuanActimel @DisobedientLupus @NerdShamer and @Begemot

Bryan has been requesting help from Pamela Swain and Hillary Clinton.

Of course Bryan, being an internet genius decided to DOXXXXXXXXXXXX every member of the farms by posting the 2019 email leaks.

@Randall Fragg @StreetGangsta @Battlecruiser3000ad @Begemot @HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxed!

Everyone is doxxxxxxxxed! @NerdShamer is doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed!

You've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed.

It was him lmao. Doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed

Change your email you've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan.

Be careful comrades. Bryan knows who we are. We've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed.

He's trying to take down the farms and has created another sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta. He's also keeping close tabs on @Adamska, @randallfragg, and @JamalActimel.

Bryan links a bunch of kiwi profiles and DOXXXXXXXXXXXX information on 4chan. Beware frens, he knows who we are.

Too late. You're doxxxxxxxxxxed. He knows you were there and is exposing it.

@Adamska @Randall Fragg @NerdShamer @Battlecruiser3000ad @JamalActimel @Large (who will surely kill for penis pictures!) And @LoverofPi (Pamela swain hates them!) Are all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan! Beware!

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Anonymous SAGE! 05/04/21 (Tue) 11:42:56 6009af No.229102

File: c2502a2b50de895⋯.png (973.25 KB, 1066x993, 1066:993, trump_collusion_israel_2.png)

>another trump!

>kiwi farms!

fuck off israel

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 11:57:01 51db65 No.229110

Now

Here

⬇️

https://youtu.be/995W7cfluT4

⬆️

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 12:07:03 092440 No.229112

>>229100

dude, it's disturbing HOW MUCH of a fucking loser you are.

there's nothing even vaguely cool or appealing about your personality.

nothing that women would like

nothing that men would like

nothing that children would like

nothing that straight people would like

nothing that gay people would like

nothing that whites would like

nothing that blacks would like

nothing that asians would like

you've got the OPPOSITE OF CHARISMA

you're like a "personality black hole"

a void

I'm guessing it's genetic?

the apple never falls far from the tree

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 12:09:55 092440 No.229115

>>229100

have you EVER tried "self-awareness"?

seriously… have youeverstopped and tried to imagine what a hot woman would think about your behavior?…. to see yourself through a potential wife's eyes?

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 12:38:46 092440 No.229118

I'm not being a dick. I'm not "insulting" you

I'm really not… I'm simply making an observation about your BEHAVIOR.

you behave in a weird way. it's not "terrible", just weird.. off-putting.

In my mind, I try to imagine if you and I went "out on the town" hitting on girls… I envision a scenario where we meet two hot as fuck chicks at the bar, and then you add your two cents to the opening conversation.

Talk about awkward.

perhaps this would be a good time for you to begin living an existence that's NOT online?

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:07:27 092440 No.229130

I think that's the real problem. technology

a lot of you guys see EVERYTHING through

an internet lens.

Everything has to be about "bots" or an "internet-gate" or a website or a videogame or an anime terminology…

that's why you would ruin my chances if we met two chicks at a bar… you'd be a wet blanket wingman.

in real life, nobody gives a fuck about your isolation on the internet. In real life, people don't talk or think like you.

they don't behave like you.

Try talking and thinking like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING instead

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:09:02 092440 No.229131

>>229100

you'll be a much cooler, more interesting human if you stopped behaving like a 14 year old computer geek

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:14:11 092440 No.229132

if I was a chick, I'd NEVER be looking for a computer geek who sees the world through a computer technology terminology filter

fuck no.

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:14:52 092440 No.229133

I'm NOT attacking you……

I'm not being 'mean'……

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:16:15 092440 No.229134

I'm sure you're actually a decent guy….

I'm not saying that you're a 'bad person'…

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:17:00 092440 No.229135

I'm simply saying you remind me of a flying insect wearing a blindfold.

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 13:51:03 092440 No.229152

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>>229100

Hint: I met my wife of 7 years ONLINE…

not playing videogames

not on discord

not on a dating website

it was in a forum much like this….

And I was doingTHIS

I was explaining life to someone…

someone very much like you, in fact

(actually, I was explaining the truth about "fetishes" to a BDSM Douchebag, texting him to shreds)

And my wife just so happened to stumble in there

and she watched me explain how "fetishes" have nothing to do with sex, and in fact, are simply an expression of inability to resolve "childhood trauma"… Emotional instability and weakness…

So weak, that they couldn't resolve simple psychological issues inside their own mind.

And she was impressed

I put that BDSM loser in his spot HARSHLY

See, just because you're online DOES NOT mean you have to behave like an internet computer geeky nerdy douchebag… Believe it or not, you CAN be cool online….

She was so impressed that she traveled from California to meet me, and we've been together ever since…

So you can do it, too….

But not like this, dude…

not like this

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 14:06:00 092440 No.229158

Try having some thoughts about anything OTHER than online internet bullshit.

Try crafting a sentence in YOUR OWN WORDS instead of relying on internet terminologies

Develop a personality

it's really NOT hard

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 14:19:32 092440 No.229165

>>229100

And by the way, my wife just told me to tell you :

that my style of configuring syntax

my way of clustering words and

creating irritating anoying paragraphs

is exactly the same as the day she first saw me online

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 14:19:51 092440 No.229166

ANNOYING*

typo

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 14:21:20 092440 No.229167

(it turns out that behaving like all the other computer geeks is unappealing)

find yourself

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 17:19:28 f4a79f No.229235

>>229100

All jews and all leftards will be killed.

There is no future for any of you.

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 18:53:04 092440 No.229282

I am David Walter and I demand you send me my final paycheck or I will lash out and cause you a lot of problems

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 18:54:11 092440 No.229283

>>229235

I am David Walters and you seem like you would enjoy sucking other men's penises with me behind Awful Arthur's seafood restaurant in Salem Virginia

You seem like a closet homosexual, just like me

And my name is David Walters

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Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue) 18:55:07 092440 No.229284

>>229235

My name is David Walters and I ride a bicycle

You seem like you would really enjoy deepthroating other men's genitalia

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