Slowing Down Snail Mail

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Slowing Down Snail Mail Anonymous 10/22/20 (Thu) 07:01:06 0ccd87 No.168874

It's possible to gum up the works, if enough people send 1st class letters, particularly to major cities of battleground states:

Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin.

Ideas include letters to places that don't even actually exist (in the address is somewhat realistic, it will waste even more time). But also real addresses, like companies. Be nice. Tell them how much you appreciate their products. For lulz write them about the importance of mail-in voting. You can mail hundreds of letters per day. For stealth, randomize the return addresses (otherwise, it might be possible to pull the mail from the system).

BE POLITE

BE BORING

==BE POINTLESS=

eg:

Dear 711 on 12th Ave,

You have the most delicious produce I have ever tasted, I thank you kind sirs. Keep up the good work!

PS:

Mail voting is important. Voting by mail is the only way to avoid catching COVID when voting!!!

____________________________

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Anonymous 10/22/20 (Thu) 07:01:46 0ccd87 No.168875

Obviously, you've never actually been to that 711, don't mail places you have any contact with.

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Anonymous 10/22/20 (Thu) 07:05:20 0ccd87 No.168876

And, obviously, you can mail the same address as receives ballots. Every question should be in its own self-addressed 1st class envelope. Example questions to ask:

Dear Election Official,

How long will it take for my vote to be counted?

How about:

If the person I am voting for is a Russian spy, and proven to be one, can I change my vote?

Will you please send me a pen? I don't have a pen, thanks.

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Anonymous 10/22/20 (Thu) 07:06:06 0ccd87 No.168877

It's me again, Zelda. How come you never answered my letters?

In faithful correspondence,

Zelda

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