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Worst Fap Experiences Anonymous 10/19/18 (Fri) 03:23:36 No.13491

tl;dr I clicked one of this >>1148 guy's plebbit links and eventually lead me to pic related.

I had a great laugh reading this post and thought I'd share it with you guys.

Post bad fap experiences you've had, or screencaps. Come to this thread when you feel the urge to fap.

Anonymous 10/26/18 (Fri) 17:30:56 No.13562

I cried while masturbating once

Anonymous 10/28/18 (Sun) 05:33:52 No.13599

>>13562

Can't say I've done that, thankfully.

Anonymous 10/31/18 (Wed) 04:54:09 No.13634

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I pissed myself while fapping once. I started to feel like i had to piss a couple minutes of minutes after I started, but didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom, so I just kept edging. I ended up edging for like an hour. I was getting close to finishing when I started piss in myself, all over my desk, chair, and floor, and I couldn't stop. Luckily I had an empty water jug next to my desk (I used to keep change in it) and was able to catch about half of it. I then went back to fapping after I cleaned everything up.

Anonymous 11/02/18 (Fri) 23:23:28 No.13675

>>13634

I notice that sometimes taking a piss will make an urge subside. Odd.

Anonymous 11/03/18 (Sat) 21:39:54 No.13681

I don't think I've ever been able to piss through a solid hardon. I've seen women blast piss out of them at the moment they masturbate to climax. I guess that's quite an extra rush. I have many times masturbated while defecating, but never shot jizz at the same instant the shit was coming out. That was kind of the goal.

Anonymous 11/04/18 (Sun) 06:02:32 No.13686

>>13681

Whenever i climax everything goes tense, including my asshole. Seems like a turd/jizz synchronization event would be impossible.

Also women just have weak bladder control in general, they piss themselves while lifting weights too.

Anonymous 11/05/18 (Mon) 00:03:38 No.13707

I once had cramps in my toe while orgasming. It was terrible

Anonymous 11/05/18 (Mon) 20:07:30 No.13744

Once I was using conditioner to 'bate, and the conditioner soaked into my had and turned it into sandpaper (not literally, but it was hard and wrinkled while being slick with conditioner) and it felt horrible on my dick, but I kept jacking it. Hurt for a few days afterwards.

Anonymous 11/22/18 (Thu) 10:08:17 No.14032

Forgot to wash shampoo off my dick, afterwards masturbated and all skin in that area dried out and turned hard the next day, skin peeled off the next couple of days but it HURT. Luckily my dick didn't fell off. This event actually compelled me to do my first no fap. Imagine being so sexually degenerate that you build a fleshlight out of socks and a rubber glove, then use olive oil and shampoo as lube and in turn risk irreparable damage to your little johnny for 4 seconds of pleasure. Fucking stupid.