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Just what you need to make you feel better

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886d12 (38)  No.87433[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

London Man Arrested After Shouting ‘Allah, Allah’ and ‘I’m Going to Kill You All’

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/06/08/man-arrested-roaming-streets-shouting-allah-allah-im-going-kill/

>A man has been arrested after roaming the streets of Stamford Hill in north London while shouting “Allah, Allah” and “I’m Going to Kill You All” at passers-by. He was sectioned under the Mental Health Act after being questioned by police.

>Volunteers with the North East London Shomrim, a Jewish neighbourhood watch organisation, raised the alarm: ‘Shomrim followed a man in Stamford Hill shouting “Allah, Allah” and “I’m going to kill you all” their Tweet said.

Tory Election Posters Defaced with Swastika

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/tory-election-posters-defaced-swastika/

>A Conservative election board defaced with anti-Semitic graffiti is one of a number which has had to be replaced in Richmond, West London, in the days leading up to the election.

>A picture of the board, daubed with a large swastika, was posted to Facebook by Zac Goldsmith, the Conservative candidate in the constituency on Monday. He added the comment: “Lots of you have emailed me about defaced posters in the last few days. We will make sure to replace all of them. You know you’ve lost the argument if you have to resort to stuff like this.”

Jewish Community Leader Accused of Inciting Hatred for Op-Ed Urging Muslims to Rally Against Terror

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/board-deputief-accused-inciting-hatred/

>Board of Deputies of British Jews president Jonathan Arkush has been slammed for “fanning the flames of inter-community hatred” against Muslims in Britain following the London Bridge terror attack.

>Almost 100 Jews from across the community signed an open letter accusing the Board of Deputies chief of contributing to “the atmosphere of anti-Muslim sentiment in the UK” after he penned an opinion piece calling on Britain’s Muslim community to “stand up and be counted” against terror.

Outrage as Saudi Soccer Team Refuse to Stand in Silence for London Attack Victims

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/outrage-saudi-soccer-team-refuse-stand-silence-london-attack-victims/

>The Saudi Arabian football team has refused to line up and respect a silence held to remember the victims of the London Bridge attack, claiming “it is not in keeping with our culture”.

>The team was preparing to play Australia on Thursday morning, and as two Australian women had died in the Islamist attack last weekend, there was a minute’s silence planned in their honour.

London Police Close Trafalgar Square, Charing Cross Road, ‘Specialist Officers’ Deployed

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/london-police-close-trafalgar-square-charing-cross-road-specialist-officers-deployed/

>Parts of London’s most iconic square and neighbouring streets and stations have been closed to the public Thursday afternoon as police responded to a “suspicious item”.

>Metropolitan Police have confirmed the item, after inspection, was found to be non-suspicious and that there were no casualties in the incident.

da13c0 (50)  No.87437>>87439 >>87441 >>87443 >>87449

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imperium tbh

who /pullinganallnighter/ here?


5fb87e (25)  No.87438

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5fb87e (25)  No.87439

>>87437

>pulling anal lighter


4face8 (66)  No.87440

>>87434

>True smh, my brother is an epic memer and uses the internet a lot so I think he should be salvageable tbh he just needs a nudge in the right direction but I wouldn't know where to start. Should I link him to Sargon?

Don't know. Haven't watched Sargon lately. Just remember that he would always shit on both SJWs and nationalists.


5fb87e (25)  No.87441>>87452

>>87437

Nige at midnight tbh. Ill stay up for that at least.


4face8 (66)  No.87442>>87443

>>87435

>I came home from the polling station at noon and had a small bite to eat but felt hungry again at 5pm and mummy isn't making dinner yet.

Why would it upset him though?


886d12 (38)  No.87443>>87445 >>87446 >>87449

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>>87437

I'll try to. Might have to recolonize /brit/ for while tonight.

Thick neck tbh.

>>87442

It bothers him if he detects laziness I guess. He should give me a break since I answered the door for him twice today already.


4face8 (66)  No.87444>>87447 >>87456

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> No dad with fire powers who believes in eugenics

smh


da13c0 (50)  No.87445>>87447

>>87443

>Thick neck tbh.

You just love to pick out the flaws in other women, don't you?


4face8 (66)  No.87446

>>87443

>It bothers him if he detects laziness I guess. He should give me a break since I answered the door for him twice today already.

I guess it's better in a way than enabling laziness. tfw my room is right next to the door but I never answer it


886d12 (38)  No.87447>>87451 >>87455

>>87444

Reeeeee no spoilers, I'm behind on watching that by about two episodes.

>>87445

I just want you to have a big white family instead lad.


1a439d (35)  No.87448>>87455 >>87464 >>87465 >>87488

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fucking finally a new thread, I was being afraid you'd drive into a wall

How was your day lads

>>87155

>risking abuse by passing people, especially chavs?

>but that still leaves risk of harrasment and eventually boredom

no one ever encounters me, where in Gods green but bullying world do you live for someone to harass you?

>i cannot read a book for 3 to 5 hours.

very unfortunate but i get it

>dunno just heard of it from a guy who reviews anime and got that pic from his review 40 seconds in

demo-senpai has died tbh

>>87209

pic related is a more superior black rider

>>87234

What the frick is wrong with your teeth lad? I had literally never anything done to them except that one time I fell on my face and broke a tooth. Fucking Brits.


4face8 (66)  No.87449

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>>87437

>>87443

>no thicc neck gf


55427c (1)  No.87450>>87464

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And the results of the 2017 general elections are in


da13c0 (50)  No.87451

>>87447

>I just want you to have a big white family instead lad.

If I could find a huwhite woman that didn't repulse me I would, but it's never gonna happen tbh


1a439d (35)  No.87452

>>87441

is nige not regularly at 7 today?


c34f06 (38)  No.87454

#VOTEMOSLEY

#BRITAINAFLAME


4face8 (66)  No.87455>>87458

>>87447

>Reeeeee no spoilers, I'm behind on watching that by about two episodes.

sorryyyyyy

>>87448

>What the frick is wrong with your teeth lad? I had literally never anything done to them except that one time I fell on my face and broke a tooth. Fucking Brits.

I was lazy with brushing and ate a lot of sweeties. I've been blessed with good teeth so I should have taken better care of them. I am pulling my wisdom teeth because I can't properly reach them with my brush and it's better to have them pulled before I get older.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87456>>87460 >>87465

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>>87444

*rebels against daddy because he's a meany*


c34f06 (38)  No.87457

Vanlad likes radio right? Baofeng stuff right?

http://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/34186046/radiok-lets-talk-radios-bois

found a thread about radio shit on half/k/


1a439d (35)  No.87458>>87470

>>87455

>I am pulling my wisdom teeth because I can't properly reach them with my brush and it's better to have them pulled before I get older.

That's a valid reason then


da13c0 (50)  No.87459

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4face8 (66)  No.87460>>87462 >>87463

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>>87456

hero spoiler inside I guess :^)

>it's a frog inbreeding family episode


317e56 (27)  No.87461>>87466

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AUGH

why does this illness persecute me so


da13c0 (50)  No.87462>>87463

>>87460

froglass is going to age really badly if her mother is anything to go by


59f4c8 (56)  No.87463>>87467 >>87473

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>>87460

w-wew, she turned out pretty well as it goes then..

>>87462

ahhh don't say that


5fb87e (25)  No.87464>>87469

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886d12 (38)  No.87465>>87468 >>87475 >>87477

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>>87448

It's been pretty good. I voted at the village polling station then walked back through the countryside and I've been lounging around ever since.

>>87456

Do you think she makes tadpoles?


5fb87e (25)  No.87466>>87473

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>>87461

Are you dosed up on caffeine yet lad?


4face8 (66)  No.87467>>87477

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>>87463

>w-wew, she turned out pretty well as it goes then..

Yeah. She needs a devilish bullfrog bf


4face8 (66)  No.87468>>87487

>>87465

>Do you think she makes tadpoles?

Wouldn't surprise me tbh. A lot of """""""""people"""""""" in this universe looks pretty disgusting tbh


1a439d (35)  No.87469>>87471 >>87472

>>87464

LAD IS NIGE ON AT 7 OR NOT

hello tbh


4face8 (66)  No.87470>>87481

>>87458

How was your day, lassie?


4face8 (66)  No.87471>>87483


5fb87e (25)  No.87472>>87474 >>87483

>>87469

yep normandy special


317e56 (27)  No.87473>>87477

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>>87466

I've had some tea, could chug a few coffees, worth a try smh

>>87463

tbh I like frog and gravity girl and the tripping balls acid one


317e56 (27)  No.87474

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>>87472

>Normandy

will he finally go full fash?


1a439d (35)  No.87475>>87476 >>87479 >>87487 >>87490

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>>87465

sounds really comfy. I stole mums bike and rode outside the town into the fields until Erding. Fell off a cliff once and tore the skin off my wrist and elbow now my throusers are ruined with blood smfh. But I also had a comfy lunch at a biergarten.

so what are the results so far


5fb87e (25)  No.87476>>87491

>>87475

No exit polls till later


59f4c8 (56)  No.87477>>87478 >>87482 >>87487

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>>87467

they look like the beachmasters of the amphibian world

>>87465

hahah it would be less painful than normal birth at least

>>87473

goodlad

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da13c0 (50)  No.87478

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>>87477

HE'S FAT


c34f06 (38)  No.87479>>87480 >>87486

>>87475

>tfw shitty english town with nowhere to have adventures

smh


5fb87e (25)  No.87480>>87484

>>87479

>live in surrey

>cant have adventures

what lad you arent in london smh


1a439d (35)  No.87481>>87485

>>87470

>lassie

whoa whoa hold on, this is borderline extremism

broke my no food after 6pm rule because mum was angry I didn't want to eat the corn she boiled now I ate it to the half and I feel like dying ahh why did I do it

also dipped my injured wrist in alcohol and it still burns


4face8 (66)  No.87482

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>>87477

*enters the thread*


1a439d (35)  No.87483

>>87471

>>87472

thanks fams


c34f06 (38)  No.87484

>>87480

Yeah but my town is just naff I can't go anywhere exciting.


4face8 (66)  No.87485>>87489

>>87481

>broke my no food after 6pm rule because mum was angry I didn't want to eat the corn she boiled now I ate it to the half and I feel like dying ahh why did I do it

Broke your rule but I doubt you've had that many calories tbh. Tried counting?

>also dipped my injured wrist in alcohol and it still burns

is it visible?


1a439d (35)  No.87486>>87501

>>87479

it's not the kind of adventures I like having tbh and all the outer small villages are so identical it's spooky

I wish I was at home riding along the coast


886d12 (38)  No.87487>>87491

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>>87468

Some of them are pretty fucking gross, even the nice ones. What a horrific universe to live in.

>>87475

How do you keep getting yourself into danger like that?

>so what are the results so far

I haven't seen any exit polls yet, but SOON.

>>87477

THE PONDMASTER


5d5c46 (18)  No.87488>>87497

>>87448

i havent been harrased in a long time

but it used to happen almost every time i went out, and i barely went out

scared itll happen

i just dotn feel comfortable outside

i thought sometimes of going to the library but id get bored just reading for 30 minutes to an hour and it seems like a waste going all the way there justr for that

i thought that when i feel i am good enough at drawing and am ready to start making my game i could get a laptop and go to the library sometimes and make it there


1a439d (35)  No.87489

>>87485

I still feel like dying.

I put a bandage over it so no.


da13c0 (50)  No.87490>>87491

>>87475

>so what are the results so far

Exit polls don't come in until 10pm our time


1a439d (35)  No.87491>>87493

>>87476

>>87487

>>87490

shame, might stay up then.


9c8880 (1)  No.87492>>87496

Who /hayfever/ here?


c34f06 (38)  No.87493

>>87491

And they carry on through the night


4face8 (66)  No.87494>>87495 >>87510

Going to bed when I feel sleepy tbh


5fb87e (25)  No.87495>>87498

>>87494

smh wish i could do that lad.


317e56 (27)  No.87496

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>all of this talk of bullfrogs

>it will never be 2001 again

>you will never make comfy theme parks again

because I gave away the disks to my little sister aagh at least I still ever Jurassic Park Operation Genesis and a bunch of other disks that don't even work on win7 eee

>>87492

maybe?

death fever tbh


1a439d (35)  No.87497>>87499 >>87512

>>87488

Never had issues with reading, or getting bored of reading. Also can't you take the books home? Or are you afraid they'll just lie around until you give them away not having read them once?

I like studying at my local library instead of at home sometimes but they close at 7 what is this rubbish in Petersburg they're open 24/7. Another reason I wish me back.


4face8 (66)  No.87498>>87500

>>87495

Why can't you, lad?


1a439d (35)  No.87499

>>87497

wish myself back*


5fb87e (25)  No.87500>>87504

>>87498

insomnia. Itll be too late to take sleeping pills at 5am or whenever the result comes in so Ill have to stay up.


c34f06 (38)  No.87501>>87506

>>87486

Still seems like good fun, though at some point my friends and I are gonna go to a weird house near a view point near us that might be abandoned


59f4c8 (56)  No.87502>>87503 >>87505

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what did they mean by this?


5fb87e (25)  No.87503

>>87502

huh, he said last night he was on from 7.


4face8 (66)  No.87504>>87507

>>87500

Didn't know you had that, lad. Do you actually feel rested after using sleeping pills?


da13c0 (50)  No.87505

>>87502

I think there's supposed to be a media blackout on politics on polling day


1a439d (35)  No.87506>>87509 >>87510 >>87513

>>87501

>my friends and I are gonna go to a weird house near a view point near us that might be abandoned

Lad I love doing that. Abandoned buildings are great when they're not occupied by vandals aleady that is. Everything here gets cleared away really fast so we don't have that.


5fb87e (25)  No.87507

>>87504

Aye lad.

>feel rested

not really, but better than being awake for a few days.


4face8 (66)  No.87508

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BASED

Look at all those women and children


c34f06 (38)  No.87509>>87511 >>87513

>>87506

Yeah they're fun, but last time I went to an abandoned building I came home in a police car they didn't charge me tho so my name is only on a notebook somewhere


886d12 (38)  No.87510>>87511 >>87515 >>87517

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>>87494

Aww I'll miss you tonight.

>>87506

Almost every German I've met has been into investigating abandoned houses.


1a439d (35)  No.87511>>87519 >>87520

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>>87509

specific?

>>87510

How many Germans have you met?


5d5c46 (18)  No.87512

>>87497

>Also can't you take the books home?

yeah im just saying what else would i do at the library besides that?


5fb87e (25)  No.87513>>87516

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>>87506

>>87509

its a great hobby tbh.


317e56 (27)  No.87514>>87523 >>87539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>it's a german rubber fetishist continues to cash in on the manufactured fidget spinner craze episode


4face8 (66)  No.87515>>87519

>>87510

That's a nice goodnight image tbh. Use it when I go to bed but not yet. Maybe I'll stay up later thank I thought


c34f06 (38)  No.87516>>87518

>>87513

I just need more places and more suitable clothing. *spends paycheck on milsurp*


da13c0 (50)  No.87517

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>>87510

>hentai02.png


5fb87e (25)  No.87518

>>87516

Severalls in essex before it gets redeveloped tbh. Easy to get in.


886d12 (38)  No.87519

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>>87511

I've been friends with about six throughout my childhood. We get a lot of German ex-patriots where I live for some reason.

>>87515

Okay lad, I'll try to remember.


c34f06 (38)  No.87520>>87524

>>87511

tbh it was an abandoned insurance building on the edge of a residential area, we were gonna get spotted. But uh basically the lads I went with scarpered, except for two. One of them was a fat lad and couldn't be sneaky and fast so we stayed and hid (bad move always bolt for it) and we got caught. Tbh I should've grabbed my one mate and left tubby to the cops


c34f06 (38)  No.87521

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Fresh american shooty men


4face8 (66)  No.87522>>87528 >>87536

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FRESH IMPERIUM JIM


317e56 (27)  No.87523>>87525

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>>87514

>he cucks out

aaa rubberman why

>it looks a bit like the shape that shall not be named

>don't get me wrong I'm not a follower of that evil philosophy


1a439d (35)  No.87524

>>87520

I go over military training bases all the time no one does anything


4face8 (66)  No.87525

>>87523

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT HE'S A SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEER


538ea2 (34)  No.87526>>87527

Requesting link for Nige on LBC


5fb87e (25)  No.87527

>>87526

clive bull on for some reason


886d12 (38)  No.87528>>87532 >>87536 >>87545

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>>87522

>"Hey sweetie, you know that conversation we were having over dinner yesterday about whether or not cartoon tentacle porn existed? Well come and see this."

>"No dear, I definitely didn't masturbate to this. I just feel that you need to be aware of the facts."


538ea2 (34)  No.87529>>87531 >>87533

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Some imposter (bimposter?) is posting bins on /brit/ pretending to be me!


4face8 (66)  No.87530

Video of the terrorists attacking a victim and then being shot by police

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=882_1496865333


5fb87e (25)  No.87531>>87534

>>87529

I clocked him lad, thought it was you tbh. Binperium Skirmish Battalion when?


4face8 (66)  No.87532

>>87528

Should have just said "no tentacle porn" smh.


4face8 (66)  No.87533>>87535

>>87529

What a monster


538ea2 (34)  No.87534

>>87531

I'm fucking fuming tbh.


538ea2 (34)  No.87535>>87537

>>87533

Ikr!!

It's not you is it?


da13c0 (50)  No.87536

>>87522

>>87528

Is Kurt Eichenwald neo


4face8 (66)  No.87537>>87538

File (hide): 3cefb5816a0ca53⋯.mp4 (1.67 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Truly become a monster dan….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>87535

I wouldn't do that, lad


538ea2 (34)  No.87538>>87557

>>87537

I knew it wasn't you really.

What a strange video.


1a439d (35)  No.87539>>87583

>>87514

i took the time to watch all of it wew nice vid


5fb87e (25)  No.87540>>87541 >>87544

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should I spend £75 on snuff lads? Im really tempted tbh.


da13c0 (50)  No.87541>>87542

>>87540

How long will it last you


5fb87e (25)  No.87542>>87551

>>87541

At least a year probably.


1a2f61 (38)  No.87543>>87546 >>87547 >>87558

File (hide): c4501962910737d⋯.jpg (65.37 KB, 720x899, 720:899, 61hu7n7qtq1z.jpg) (h) (u)

How we feeling lads?


d4c5fe (36)  No.87544>>87548

>>87540

Spend that money on something that will make you a better man, not snuff.


4face8 (66)  No.87545>>87565 >>87566

File (hide): 516e9aa49cabc6c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.6 MB, 1962x1504, 981:752, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87528

Apparent'y it didn't have tentacles


c34f06 (38)  No.87546>>87549 >>87555

>>87543

Ready to make 80 quid lad


5fb87e (25)  No.87547>>87555

>>87543

bit drunk already tbh. You?


5fb87e (25)  No.87548>>87550

>>87544

But the snuff stops me from smoking as much lad. Better lungs.


5fb87e (25)  No.87549>>87553

>>87546

who did you bet on in the end lad?


d4c5fe (36)  No.87550>>87556

>>87548

Buy nicotine patches or some shit then smh


da13c0 (50)  No.87551>>87556

>>87542

Why not?


d4c5fe (36)  No.87552>>87556

Licks dog poos for fun


c34f06 (38)  No.87553

>>87549

SNP losing seats and Cons gaining seats


4face8 (66)  No.87554

File (hide): dda4659d0ee859c⋯.png (209.92 KB, 750x486, 125:81, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


1a2f61 (38)  No.87555

>>87546

YES LAD you betted on Tory's right?

>>87547

Excitable tbh, not sure who i want to win less.


5fb87e (25)  No.87556>>87559

>>87550

nicotine patches arent enjoyable and would cost way more than £75 for even a month.

>>87551

good point.

>>87552

Quirky.


f9fbaa (22)  No.87557>>87568

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>>87538

>he hasn't seen this classic


1a439d (35)  No.87558>>87560 >>87562 >>87563 >>87565

>>87543

really bad the corn lies heavy in my tummy wish I could drink some beer fucking /nodrink/ is retarded


d4c5fe (36)  No.87559>>87564

>>87556

Then just stop

*plays ukelele because i'm so unique and my mates say I sing like lilly allen*


da13c0 (50)  No.87560>>87563

>tfw no chinky gf

>>87558

Yeah I bitterly regret not getting something to drink for election night tbh


f9fbaa (22)  No.87561

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Ooh. Pilotredsun has a new video out.


1a2f61 (38)  No.87562

>>87558

Be strong lass im saving all of my alchol for the end of the month so i wont be drinking either smh


5fb87e (25)  No.87563>>87567

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5fb87e (25)  No.87564

>>87559

MUM THE BULLY IS TRYING TO MAKE ME STOP NICOTINE


886d12 (38)  No.87565>>87568

File (hide): 8f6573c264ecc6a⋯.jpg (266.18 KB, 512x724, 128:181, april fools.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87545

>Childhood Friend

>Happy Sex

>Impregnation

S-sounds cute.

>Incest

>Watersports

Rev up those gas chambers.

>>87558

You don't have to /nodrink/ tbh. You shouldn't be in danger of liver failure at your age.


da13c0 (50)  No.87566

File (hide): 1daa36a8f9cd996⋯.jpg (5.39 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 222.jpg) (h) (u)


1a2f61 (38)  No.87567>>87570

>>87563

Lass drop some of that off to me


1a439d (35)  No.87568

>>87557

>>87565

I do it more to forbid myself the things I want because I hate myself


886d12 (38)  No.87569>>87571 >>87572 >>87573 >>87574

File (hide): c49df639454706e⋯.jpg (133.4 KB, 968x840, 121:105, stare2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>>/brit/319874

Alberto has moved on to aggressively chatting up SA now.


5fb87e (25)  No.87570

>>87567

I would lad but Im in the manor tonight, next time.


da13c0 (50)  No.87571

File (hide): 3fb9439b97a7d61⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 85.89 KB, 425x640, 85:128, 1468964577859-2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87569

As long as he's not here


4face8 (66)  No.87572

>>87569

Leave poor SA alone


d4c5fe (36)  No.87573

>>87569

that's me


1a439d (35)  No.87574>>87575 >>87578

>>87569

Maybe he's successful, it seems to be a better choice than Leon.


4face8 (66)  No.87575>>87576 >>87579

>>87574

SA deserves somebody better tbh


da13c0 (50)  No.87576

>>87575

I think SA and Bertie would make a cute couple


f9fbaa (22)  No.87577>>87580

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brb, adventures


1a2f61 (38)  No.87578

>>87574

Anything female is a better choice over leon


1a439d (35)  No.87579>>87585

>>87575

no he's a cunt tbh


59f4c8 (56)  No.87580

>>87577

enjoy lad


1a2f61 (38)  No.87581>>87583

File (hide): 85d9c7e27b79686⋯.webm (2.08 MB, 266x200, 133:100, FreshJubilantChickadee.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

ngl cute lads


59f4c8 (56)  No.87582>>87583 >>87584 >>87586

Theresa May unveils final major U-turn of election by voting Labour

http://newsthump.com/2017/06/08/theresa-may-unveils-final-major-u-turn-of-election-by-voting-labour/

>Theresa May has waited until election day to unveil perhaps her most significant U-turn yet, after announcing outside her local polling station that she has voted labour.

>In an unusual change of stance, the Prime Minister has reassured those intending to vote Conservative, that just because she happens to have sided with the main opposition party, doesn’t make her any less of a credible leader.


317e56 (27)  No.87583>>87586

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>>87581

we should watch the Ip Man series on film friday tbh

>>87582

I hope that's a joke but I wouldn't be surprised

>whoever wins, we lose

can't stop the jewing

>>87539

you'll get v& by the stasi for watching right wing extremist / terrorist training videos now


ec9527 (60)  No.87584

>>87582

kek lad


538ea2 (34)  No.87585>>87595

>>87579

Which one?


1a2f61 (38)  No.87586>>87587 >>87589 >>87590

File (hide): 9fa1c15be4cb671⋯.webm (3.85 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 9fa1c15be4cb6714f5e3f5da7….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>87582

Wait what? Seriously?

>>87583

Fuck lad i will stick around for it


ec9527 (60)  No.87587>>87588

>>87586

its newsthump lad


1a2f61 (38)  No.87588

>>87587

I was gunna say, seemed like fake news


da13c0 (50)  No.87589

>>87586

>Wait what? Seriously?

No lad, it's satire


317e56 (27)  No.87590>>87591 >>87596

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>>87586

I have a soft spot for chinky films tbh

they know how to do good fighting

Ip Man is great except for this one scene where they have him fight an English boxer and portray the boxer as a complete cunt, cheater, bribing the referee etc


da13c0 (50)  No.87591>>87592

>>87590

I have a soft spot for chinkys tbh


317e56 (27)  No.87592>>87597

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>>87591

don't miscegenate lad


d4c5fe (36)  No.87593>>87594 >>87598 >>87602

http://poal.me/gyr4p7

Someone is shilling are secret place to the bullies


da13c0 (50)  No.87594>>87599


1a439d (35)  No.87595>>87619

>>87585

There's only one SA I know of


1a2f61 (38)  No.87596>>87617

>>87590

yeah i saw one scene from the first 1 where he was beating up a bunch of japs, really impressive work shame about that scene


f9fbaa (22)  No.87597>>87601

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>>87592

Don't act like you don't want it


4face8 (66)  No.87598>>87600

>>87593

We'll get the based Woes audience


d4c5fe (36)  No.87599>>87603

>>87594

A bully wrote are website name there smh


d4c5fe (36)  No.87600>>87604 >>87609

File (hide): 4b940493c1174ff⋯.png (10.01 KB, 800x800, 1:1, NOTGAYYYYYY.png) (h) (u)

>>87598

We'll have to show how notgay we are smh


da13c0 (50)  No.87601

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>>87597

wew lad

it's like you've drawn out one of my chinky gf jokes


f9fbaa (22)  No.87602>>87609

>>87593

Woes stresses too much about presentation. People only really care about what he has to say.


1a439d (35)  No.87603>>87609

>>87599

like it wasn't you


4face8 (66)  No.87604>>87606 >>87608 >>87609 >>87610


59f4c8 (56)  No.87605>>87613

a q p

w


1a2f61 (38)  No.87606>>87616

File (hide): eba23ecca4c8486⋯.jpg (77.02 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1493750896623.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87604

DELETE THIS


5d5c46 (18)  No.87607>>87612 >>87615

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I want to tell you all that you absolutely must watch Sakura Trick.

It is amazing. Here is Tyrones review of it. Watching it now. It is perfect.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87608>>87616

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d4c5fe (36)  No.87609>>87616

>>87602

He's alright for getting the internet memers who don't go to the chans on side but exactly how large that is idk

>>87600

*forgets to spoiler*

woops

>>87603

*giggles and runs away*

>>87604

*becomes aroused*


886d12 (38)  No.87610>>87611 >>87616

File (hide): e19b1b8c304c422⋯.png (105.51 KB, 590x340, 59:34, hentai19.png) (h) (u)

>>87604

*infects you with HIV*


da13c0 (50)  No.87611

>>87610

STOP POSTING HENTAI


1a2f61 (38)  No.87612

>>87607

looks cute ngl


ec9527 (60)  No.87613


1a439d (35)  No.87614

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while were on the topic of classics


1a439d (35)  No.87615>>87625 >>87627 >>87632

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>>87607

not into lesbos sorry

i just wish he'd upload for once


4face8 (66)  No.87616

>>87606

Just giving the Wews audience a warm welcome

>>87608

Should have knocked, lass

>>87609

>*becomes aroused*

*blushes*

>>87610

Ahhhhh what have I done to deserve this? Thankfully NHS enables me to live a normal life while spreading this.


317e56 (27)  No.87617>>87618 >>87620 >>87622

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>chinky opera

they make good music too tbh

>>87596

just going to list all of the forn parts films I'v watched and reccomend them for film night tbh

>Red Ciff

>Admiral: Roaring Currents

>Three Kingdoms

>Every Run Run Shaw film I could find

>Oba the last Samurai

>Yakuza Apocalypse

>The Warlords

>War of the Arrows

>Taegukgi/ the Brotherhood of War

>Space Battleship Yamato

>Shaolin

>Seven Samurai

>Return to the 36th Chamber

>The Raid Redemption

>Princess Mononoke

>My Way

>Martial Arts of Shaolin

>Legend of the Drunken Master

>King Naresuan 2

>Ip Man 1-3, Legend is Born

>Invincible Shaolin

>Five Elements Ninjas

>Battle Royale

>36th Chamber of Shaolin


da13c0 (50)  No.87618

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538ea2 (34)  No.87619>>87623

>>87595

But there is also a Bertie.

I wasn't sure if you meant SA or Bertie.


1a2f61 (38)  No.87620

>>87617

Jeez las thats a lot of films


d4c5fe (36)  No.87621>>87624

>Dafty having opinions

NOBODY CARES


4face8 (66)  No.87622>>87630 >>87661

>>87617

Lad do you know any good film where line infantry is done well? Pikes and polearms would be cool too.


1a439d (35)  No.87623>>87697

>>87619

they're both cunts tbh fam

tehy'd be perfect for each other

although i gotta admit i'd feel bad for Bertie


1a2f61 (38)  No.87624>>87626

>>87621

i care about her opinions more then yours tbh


4face8 (66)  No.87625>>87628

>>87615

What are you into, lass?


d4c5fe (36)  No.87626>>87629

>>87624

coz yer a beta m8


5d5c46 (18)  No.87627>>87637

>>87615

You don't have to be "into lesbos" to like it. It is a beautiful story about love and it will make your heart go doki doki desu everytime.


da13c0 (50)  No.87628


1a2f61 (38)  No.87629>>87636

>>87626

IM not i just dont like you


5d5c46 (18)  No.87630>>87635 >>87637

>>87622

barry lyndon


ec9527 (60)  No.87631>>87634

Reeeeeeeee


ce09c0 (39)  No.87632>>87634 >>87640

>>87615

>not into lesbos

More of a Rhodes girl, eh?


886d12 (38)  No.87633>>87641

File (hide): 98a701f63f07c80⋯.png (201.29 KB, 540x480, 9:8, manga09.png) (h) (u)

http://www.betonpolitics.co.uk/category/uk-politics/general-election-2017-live-blog-20170607-0001/#liveupdate67

>The latest odds from William Hill suggest that this is how Parliament will look once the Election result is in:

>367 Conservative

>203 Labour

>47 SNP

>10 Lib Dems

>8 Democratic Unionist

>6 Sinn Fein

>4 Plaid Cymru

>2 Social Democratic & Labour Party

>1 Independent

>1 Green

>1 Speaker


1a2f61 (38)  No.87634>>87638 >>87640

>>87631

what is it lad?

>>87632

kek


4face8 (66)  No.87635

>>87630

thanks, lad


d4c5fe (36)  No.87636>>87650

>>87629

Wow, I'm so wounded 😭


1a439d (35)  No.87637>>87639

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>>87627

but I'm 90% sure chicks kissing will ruin it for me fam

not into newer slice of life aynime anyway

>>87630

ayyyyyyyy

can I have the poal I want to see what we watch


ec9527 (60)  No.87638>>87640 >>87642 >>87650

>>87634

Just TBBK having a go at me in /brit/


4face8 (66)  No.87639>>87645 >>87646 >>87651


1a439d (35)  No.87640>>87644 >>87647 >>87650 >>87653

>>87632

>>87634

what's a rhodes girl sorry lads

>>87638

AHHHH IT WAS ME NOT HIM SORRY FOR BULLYING YOU


ce09c0 (39)  No.87641

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d4c5fe (36)  No.87642

>>87638

kek, which one are you lass?


5d5c46 (18)  No.87643>>87649

File (hide): 93bc001e2d4017e⋯.png (661.73 KB, 599x598, 599:598, 1487780187643-3c62a5e18fff….png) (h) (u)

ethan and hila is my favourite anime of all time


ec9527 (60)  No.87644

>>87640

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how dare you


da13c0 (50)  No.87645

>>87639

Please don't put on gay porn under any circumstances


c34f06 (38)  No.87646

>>87639

shit list tbh


886d12 (38)  No.87647>>87655

>>87640

>what's a rhodes girl sorry lads

It's a joke about Greek islands.


ec9527 (60)  No.87648

sorry tbbk it was daftie


d4c5fe (36)  No.87649>>87652 >>87657

>>87643

I bet if you went up to her all alpha she would let you fuck her tbh


1a2f61 (38)  No.87650>>87654 >>87655

>>87636

Im not trying to hurt you tbh

>>87638

fucking bully tbh

>>87640

Lesbos and Rhodes are both greek islands


1a439d (35)  No.87651

>>87639

fanks

shit I remember watching Zardoz with /nacht/ it was mad fun


5d5c46 (18)  No.87652

>>87649

why do you say that?


ce09c0 (39)  No.87653>>87655

>>87640

Lesbos and Rhodes are Greek islands lass smh


d4c5fe (36)  No.87654>>87656

>>87650

I know lass, you are much more into self harm smh


1a439d (35)  No.87655

File (hide): 7b3dd6f388fdc2c⋯.png (438.13 KB, 526x345, 526:345, 8d4a98cb-0fd0-48b4-a5ec-ab….png) (h) (u)

>>87647

>>87650

>>87653

well shit sorry jeez


1a2f61 (38)  No.87656>>87659 >>87660

>>87654

How am i harming myself?


ce09c0 (39)  No.87657>>87660

>>87649

Hila is a pure Jewess lad


59f4c8 (56)  No.87658>>87662 >>87663 >>87667

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ec9527 (60)  No.87659>>87666

>>87656

living in hampshire


d4c5fe (36)  No.87660>>87666

File (hide): 79eee46f61a8d34⋯.png (48.99 KB, 800x800, 1:1, GeneralBumBumAtWar.png) (h) (u)

>>87656

By not following the BumBum codes

>>87657

Ecaxtly


317e56 (27)  No.87661>>87669 >>87670

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comedy kung fu

>>87622

Here's all of the ones on my list that are from that era

>Barry Lyndon

>Alatriste

>1612

>Admiral Michiel de Ruyter

>Admiral: Roaring Currents, The

>Charge of the Light Brigade (1968)

>Day of the Siege: September Eleven 1683, The

>Glory (it's about niggers though)

>Last Samurai, The

>Warlords, The

>Waterloo

>War and Peace

>Gods and Generals

I haven't seen it but

>The Deluge

might have fighting in it


ec9527 (60)  No.87662>>87666

>>87658

GREASY hair


ce09c0 (39)  No.87663

File (hide): 9cee65854114270⋯.png (88.91 KB, 220x404, 55:101, Caucasian ethnicity.png) (h) (u)


5d5c46 (18)  No.87664>>87668

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da13c0 (50)  No.87665

File (hide): a23ddacf17bdd67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.3 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Dark Imperium.jpg) (h) (u)

qt tbh


1a2f61 (38)  No.87666>>87671 >>87673

>>87659

seriously though hampshires lovely

>>87660

Nod an argument

>>87662

Woah lad, that lad has perfect genetics watch it


4face8 (66)  No.87667>>87672

File (hide): 7131077407d1355⋯.png (329.46 KB, 575x323, 575:323, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87658

Feminist genocide when?


ce09c0 (39)  No.87668

>>87664

Munter


317e56 (27)  No.87669>>87674

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4face8 (66)  No.87670>>87674

>>87661

All those have battle in them?


ec9527 (60)  No.87671>>87678

>>87666

trips for hampshire is lovely and perfect aryan genetics.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87672>>87675

>>87667

*screams in alien*


d4c5fe (36)  No.87673>>87678

>>87666

It is not an argument for it is a statement of fact.


317e56 (27)  No.87674>>87676

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>>87669

also the Napoleon with an accent french series

>>87670

yeah I mostly watch war films tbh


4face8 (66)  No.87675>>87678

File (hide): f6f4e5707ce1d8b⋯.png (458.2 KB, 634x356, 317:178, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87672

roooooooooooooooooooo


4face8 (66)  No.87676>>87680

>>87674

> I mostly watch war films tbh

Knew you'd have some if I asked you tbh. Thanks lad


886d12 (38)  No.87677>>87679 >>87689

File (hide): 3953df5c87799a2⋯.jpg (332.92 KB, 600x965, 120:193, school2.jpg) (h) (u)

Going to watch Rocky for the first time tonight. I hope it's as good as everyone says.


1a2f61 (38)  No.87678>>87683

>>87671

Yay, i win tbh.

>>87673

still not an argument lad

>>87675

literally any man could beat the shit out of her tbh


da13c0 (50)  No.87679

>>87677

ADRIAAAAAAAAAN


317e56 (27)  No.87680>>87682

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>>87676

B O E R S


5d5c46 (18)  No.87681

File (hide): 764541136d76e3b⋯.png (463.67 KB, 401x653, 401:653, 53665373657.png) (h) (u)

ree


317e56 (27)  No.87682>>87691

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d4c5fe (36)  No.87683

>>87678

>still not an argument lad

That is because it is a statement of fact.


5d5c46 (18)  No.87684

File (hide): 2aada7481388f62⋯.jpg (295.55 KB, 2355x2964, 785:988, 1472399715535.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 276e42d733f8100⋯.jpg (1.77 MB, 1697x2560, 1697:2560, 1475911764532.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 52f7ab3af85a65a⋯.png (769.13 KB, 737x775, 737:775, 5475175424572.png) (h) (u)

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bedtime


da13c0 (50)  No.87685>>87686 >>87688

>accidentally got the quads on brit

wew


ce09c0 (39)  No.87686>>87687

>>87685

Hope it was an Imperium post


da13c0 (50)  No.87687>>87693

>>87686

no tbh


ec9527 (60)  No.87688

>>87685

bastard tbh.


1a439d (35)  No.87689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

59f4c8 (56)  No.87690

File (hide): 32def37754cb1af⋯.png (634.32 KB, 1253x624, 1253:624, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Just give UKIP a chance


317e56 (27)  No.87691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>87682

that's

>Majuba

there's also

>Blood River

some mahdi stuff

>March or Die

>Khartoum

>Four Feathers (the first one)

There's lots of good war films from the early mid 20th century tbh


da13c0 (50)  No.87692>>87696 >>87699 >>87705

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

my favourite scene in rocky


ce09c0 (39)  No.87693>>87694

>>87687

>>>/brit/319999

This one? Bit of a wasted get tbh


ec9527 (60)  No.87694>>87695

>>87693

He nicked it from me tbh bloody slit eye lover


da13c0 (50)  No.87695

File (hide): 633c7ce35d14be5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.4 KB, 956x1145, 956:1145, 633c7ce35d14be530b8a04c6ca….jpg) (h) (u)

>>87694

on a related note, vote imperium on this

http://poal.me/11k1bj


1a2f61 (38)  No.87696

>>87692

White people ammarite


538ea2 (34)  No.87697>>87698 >>87700

>>87623

Yeah, I can't imagine SA's staunch "Christian" values make him a very affectionate or spontaneous lover.


4face8 (66)  No.87698>>87701 >>87702 >>87704

File (hide): 33fe21da3ee7007⋯.png (455.95 KB, 1162x600, 581:300, 13976534.png) (h) (u)

>>87697

tbh you sometimes see his warmer more affectionate side. He's just tsundere


538ea2 (34)  No.87699>>87703

>>87692

Good speech, then he ruined it by going full retard.


d4c5fe (36)  No.87700>>87706

>>87697

Have you ever made love lad or do you just wank off behind bins?


d4c5fe (36)  No.87701>>87707

>>87698

He is handsome tbh


538ea2 (34)  No.87702>>87707

>>87698

You really see the good in everybody don't you.

That's a sign you've got a good heart. I always said you did.


da13c0 (50)  No.87703>>87708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>87699

he nicked the speech from rocky V


da13c0 (50)  No.87704

>>87698

bit gay lad


4face8 (66)  No.87705

File (hide): 2d61cbf2a3160dc⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1079x700, 1079:700, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87692

MY ANCESTORS


538ea2 (34)  No.87706>>87710

File (hide): 2ae4ebb4baaace0⋯.jpg (502.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BinAllSeeing.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87700

You have absolutely no concept of what bin posting is all about.

You just post filth, and pretend it's "ironic", although really, all you're doing is posting filth.

Binposting has meaning and depth you couldn't possibly even begin to imagine.


4face8 (66)  No.87707>>87710 >>87711

>>87701

Is that the consensus?

>>87702

I don't know, lad. Maybe I like him because he post cute anime girls smh


538ea2 (34)  No.87708

>>87703

That just makes it really, really lame then.


da13c0 (50)  No.87709>>87712

File (hide): 49b25b08ba7be8e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 839.66 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, C-KdDtqUMAIb4WD.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


d4c5fe (36)  No.87710>>87714 >>87716 >>87725

>>87706

Bin posting is shit. Real shitposters get banned.I have nearly forty bans in my save files and those are just the ones I've saved since last year or some shit.

Your memes are as weak as your bins.

>>87707

It's not consensus. It's fact. SA is the handsomest lamb I know tbh


538ea2 (34)  No.87711>>87718

>>87707

You know, it's just as important to see the good in yourself, as it is in other people. Don't put yourself down fam!


d4c5fe (36)  No.87712>>87713

>>87709

>No horns

trash


da13c0 (50)  No.87713>>87717

>>87712

>No horns

????


538ea2 (34)  No.87714>>87715 >>87716 >>87717

File (hide): d399cf6acc1fede⋯.jpg (345.9 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic7.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87710

>Your memes are as weak as your bins.

And yet still you fear me. Clearly something has you bothered.

Everyone here knows you need to be more honest with yourself, Bumbum!


1a2f61 (38)  No.87715

>>87714

The bin posting is charming tbh


ec9527 (60)  No.87716


d4c5fe (36)  No.87717>>87719 >>87722 >>87723

File (hide): 914325152751416⋯.jpg (39.97 KB, 615x409, 615:409, MeltingBin1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87713

If she ain't got horns how is she going to stab my enemies?

>>87714

I fear no plastic bins.


4face8 (66)  No.87718

>>87711

Yeah, thanks, lad. You're a good lad too and I'm not just saying it because you said it about me tbh


da13c0 (50)  No.87719

File (hide): 5a768227536df77⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.8 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, DAiLDjfXgAA2azQ.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87717

lad what


317e56 (27)  No.87720>>87721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>watch Shaolin Soccer

>opening scene is a guy failing to make a goal and the entire stadium rushing the pitch to beat him and break his legs for missing the shot

chinks don't fuck around


d4c5fe (36)  No.87721

>>87720

Good film tbh


ec9527 (60)  No.87722

>>87717

>fear no bins

Antifa is that you


538ea2 (34)  No.87723>>87724 >>87728

File (hide): f9cfa6950c716db⋯.jpg (33.55 KB, 480x360, 4:3, bincosmic17.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87717

It takes more than fire to destroy a bin.

Bins always ARE what they ARE.

But what are you?

Ironically gay, or ironically christian?

In the end, is there a difference?


ec9527 (60)  No.87724>>87727 >>87730

>>87723

Bins are eternal; even without an outer shell, the thought of the bin persists beyond mere physical constraints. Refuse must be contained, and so the bin returns like a sunrise.


1a439d (35)  No.87725>>87726 >>87728

>>87710

Why do you want to get banned so badly? Also what's with the gaying on SA he's not even that handsome.


da13c0 (50)  No.87726>>87729

>>87725

he does gayism to annoy us tbh


538ea2 (34)  No.87727

File (hide): f3f904446616999⋯.jpg (53.23 KB, 852x480, 71:40, binteameternal.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87724

Truth.


d4c5fe (36)  No.87728>>87736

File (hide): 6aa625fc5914ca3⋯.jpg (133.64 KB, 499x665, 499:665, MeltingBin2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87723

I am something you cannot comprehend: A shitposter.

Bins melt like my enemies melt before me. Like the civilisations of the Bullies have melted before me. Like the dominion of the NEETs was wrought into chaos before me.

Your bin posting is a mental projection of your true desires. Anal sex with black men in space. I have already probed one person here and I would probe you too if you wouldn't like it.

>>87725

I collect bans like trophies. They amuse me. When I am an old BumBum I will look at them and say "yes".


1a439d (35)  No.87729>>87731

>>87726

That's not what I meant. SA really isn't as beautiful as everyone says. His face is maybe an 8 at best, but he's not an angel.


d4c5fe (36)  No.87730>>87734

File (hide): 78af217d683d7d6⋯.jpg (29.96 KB, 350x350, 1:1, MeltingBin3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87724

>so the bin returns like a sunrise

And so I shall burn them again; As in days of yore.


d4c5fe (36)  No.87731>>87732

>>87729

He is a ten out of ten. You're just jelous because we can see his bones.


4face8 (66)  No.87732

>>87731

top kek


d4c5fe (36)  No.87733>>87735 >>87736 >>87739 >>87740

File (hide): 4b940493c1174ff⋯.png (10.01 KB, 800x800, 1:1, NOTGAYYYYYY.png) (h) (u)

I must leave now. All replies to me from this point means you are literally gay.

Bon nuit


538ea2 (34)  No.87734>>87737

File (hide): 27c2896aa6f4b55⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bincosmic18.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87730

And when you destroy a bin, where does the refuse go?

Where does it go?

Into another bin.

The cycle is eternal. But you are finite.


ec9527 (60)  No.87735

>>87733

*is gay by default*


1a439d (35)  No.87736

File (hide): e36a95eb7fa488f⋯.png (191.78 KB, 545x429, 545:429, 1421fcdc-8051-4944-9d83-a6….png) (h) (u)

>>87728

>Like the civilisations of the Bullies have melted before me.

But you're a bully yourself

>>87733

Goodnight lad


1a2f61 (38)  No.87737

File (hide): 385ce98a9bd72af⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 385.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 385ce98a9bd72af⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 385.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 385ce98a9bd72af⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 385.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 385ce98a9bd72af⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 385.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87734

>And when you destroy a bin, where does the refuse go?

>Where does it go?

>Into another bin.


da13c0 (50)  No.87738

>tfw you never have to reply to bbk


4face8 (66)  No.87739

>>87733

Night, lad


59f4c8 (56)  No.87740>>87741

>>87733

bye lad nohomo


4face8 (66)  No.87741>>87745

>>87740

>nohomo

Fuck. I forgot that part


da13c0 (50)  No.87742>>87743

File (hide): 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg) (h) (u)

>gayists will never die

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


ec9527 (60)  No.87743>>87746

>>87742

they die earlier because GRIDS


c34f06 (38)  No.87744>>87749 >>87750

>tfw you want to buy combat gear and LARP in the woods

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


59f4c8 (56)  No.87745>>87746 >>87748

>>87741

it's too late now, sorry lad


da13c0 (50)  No.87746>>87753

>>87743

One dies of GRIDS another pops up in his place

>>87745

STOP POSTING GAYISM


59f4c8 (56)  No.87747>>87754 >>87760

File (hide): 035df8a1398a89f⋯.png (713.13 KB, 500x701, 500:701, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


4face8 (66)  No.87748

>>87745

Guess I'll have to post my legs on /cuteboys/ now smh


ec9527 (60)  No.87749>>87752

>>87744

>tfw you only own combat gear

I get to larp about in sainsburies with a tactical backpack and DPM coat


4face8 (66)  No.87750>>87751

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>87744

Larp with your sword, lad


c34f06 (38)  No.87751>>87757

>>87750

*lightning bolts you*


c34f06 (38)  No.87752

>>87749

wew lad that's the life tbh metal gear sainsburies


1a439d (35)  No.87753>>87755

File (hide): b7f736be877caba⋯.jpg (90.99 KB, 1300x867, 1300:867, 38942336-Despair-businessw….jpg) (h) (u)

>>87746

>STOP POSTING GAYISM

it's already too late


ec9527 (60)  No.87754>>87756 >>87759

>>87747

thats very detailed lad, cant read the blurry words. What is the final transcedant behaviour?


4face8 (66)  No.87755>>87758

>>87753

wew she's going to miss her brain at point blank range


317e56 (27)  No.87756>>87759

>>87754

minion memes


4face8 (66)  No.87757

>>87751

Not into that, lad *deflects them at Daftie*


1a2f61 (38)  No.87758>>87763

>>87755

Women are shit at everything apparently


59f4c8 (56)  No.87759>>87761

File (hide): 5b2b13814bbceb6⋯.png (465.06 KB, 480x674, 240:337, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


4face8 (66)  No.87760>>87762

>>87747

can't read the last parts ahhhh


ec9527 (60)  No.87761

>>87759

>using ((())) all the time

EUREKA


59f4c8 (56)  No.87762>>87765

File (hide): 12b2d5278e422f7⋯.png (16.64 KB, 1096x92, 274:23, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

IVE BEEN FOUND OUT

http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/

>>87760

smh same I'll try and find the original


4face8 (66)  No.87763

File (hide): 6f62315d5501b2a⋯.png (476.33 KB, 942x464, 471:232, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 185caeb4ad3fca1⋯.jpg (137.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, PURGE.jpg) (h) (u)


59f4c8 (56)  No.87764

File (hide): 951d85ae3ea262d⋯.png (1.57 MB, 500x2290, 50:229, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


da13c0 (50)  No.87765

>>87762

Radical Ethno-Zionist


da13c0 (50)  No.87766>>87767

which election coverage are we all going to watch lads?


ec9527 (60)  No.87767>>87770

>>87766

LBC, nige is meant to be on at 12 unless hes been assassinated smh


da13c0 (50)  No.87768>>87769

>tfw the imperium party win in a massive landslide


ec9527 (60)  No.87769>>87771

File (hide): 2f9bf078a1cd8d3⋯.png (170.71 KB, 558x480, 93:80, 20170531_233606.png) (h) (u)


1a2f61 (38)  No.87770

File (hide): 8e022dbce755a2f⋯.jpg (64.94 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1496895535092.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87767

can you link it lad


da13c0 (50)  No.87771>>87777 >>87804

File (hide): c2be6b118d596a6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.86 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Ww2cosplay4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87769

too late vanlad. you could probably fit a chinky lass in a transit connect if it hurts you that much


1a439d (35)  No.87772>>87773 >>87774 >>87775 >>87776 >>87777 >>87778

getting hungry again so I guess I won't stay up and just go to sleep

I'll be on my way, goodnight have fun with the results


da13c0 (50)  No.87773

>>87772

night lad


4face8 (66)  No.87774

>>87772

Night, lass


c34f06 (38)  No.87775

>>87772

Night night


59f4c8 (56)  No.87776

>>87772

goodnight


ec9527 (60)  No.87777>>87779

>>87771

reeee its a proper transit not a connect and theres no room for someone else, unless she was caged during the day.

>>87772

night lass


538ea2 (34)  No.87778

>>87772

Night night.


da13c0 (50)  No.87779>>87782

>>87777

>reeee its a proper transit not a connect and theres no room for someone else, unless she was caged during the day.

That's what I was saying, if you don't like your new government mandated wife that much, you could put her in a transit connect.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87780>>87783

File (hide): 369cae417c3723a⋯.jpg (295.79 KB, 1200x1450, 24:29, 1496913140887.jpg) (h) (u)


59f4c8 (56)  No.87781>>87783

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045/r

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


ec9527 (60)  No.87782>>87797

>>87779

ohhhhh good idea, tow a little van behind the big one. I like your style lad.


4face8 (66)  No.87783>>87788

File (hide): 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png) (h) (u)

>>87780

>>87781

I'm sure they're only memis, lass


886d12 (38)  No.87784>>87785 >>87786 >>87787 >>87788 >>87789 >>87791 >>87816

File (hide): 859211954faaa29⋯.png (181.16 KB, 560x500, 28:25, manga11.png) (h) (u)

>daddy unironically bought a koran today

[PANIC]


da13c0 (50)  No.87785>>87796

>>87784

lass, you have to kill him in his sleep

my granddad used to have a star of david chain and no one knows why


c34f06 (38)  No.87786


4face8 (66)  No.87787>>87796

>>87784

Just to find out if what all those evil bigots say about it is true, right?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87788>>87796

File (hide): 216cff48d52b9c0⋯.png (136.2 KB, 466x354, 233:177, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87783

y-yeah it's just a funny in joke ahhhh

>>87784

you know what to do


ec9527 (60)  No.87789>>87792 >>87796

>>87784

POINT OUT THE BAD BITS ASAP


4face8 (66)  No.87790

I AM SURE HE'S PUTTING SOME BACON IN IT RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT


1a2f61 (38)  No.87791

>>87784

Why though?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87792

>>87789

yeah this is better than book burning tbh


4face8 (66)  No.87793>>87794 >>87795

File (hide): 6271388edf4b750⋯.png (406.71 KB, 632x471, 632:471, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


da13c0 (50)  No.87794

>>87793

is he saying that british men should dick european women to convert them to britishism


59f4c8 (56)  No.87795>>87799

>>87793

>EU is the lass

wew


886d12 (38)  No.87796>>87798 >>87803 >>87816

File (hide): a4294db85d6c153⋯.png (132.14 KB, 420x490, 6:7, manga10.png) (h) (u)

>>87785

I can't be a kinslayer, smh.

>>87787

He's a weird new age universalist who drifts around philosophically. He went through a really long Buddhist phase before this. He bought it with a Stephen Hawking book which should demonstrate his line of thinking.

I hope he doesn't get any funny ideas about me from it.

>>87788

I have to respect his private property lass. He lets me keep his enormous Lord of the Rings book in my room.

>>87789

I don't know enough about it to act as an authority. And it's a weird English translation so it might have been heavily edited.


c34f06 (38)  No.87797>>87800

>>87782

ey lad what do you use your baofeng for?


ec9527 (60)  No.87798

>>87796

someone probably has english translation infographics, just get him to check bits.


4face8 (66)  No.87799

>>87795

*submits to Britain*

>tfw we turned the Kraut empire into our new empire

based


ec9527 (60)  No.87800>>87802

>>87797

>baofeng

? smallbrain.png


da13c0 (50)  No.87801

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c34f06 (38)  No.87802>>87805

>>87800

I swear you have a baofeng radio thing?


4face8 (66)  No.87803>>87806

>>87796

>I hope he doesn't get any funny ideas about me from it.

What do you mean?

>And it's a weird English translation so it might have been heavily edited.

Can probably find some answers by googling the version.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87804>>87807

>>87771

More honourary Aryans


ec9527 (60)  No.87805>>87808

File (hide): f1fc6de041c269f⋯.jpg (25.85 KB, 600x367, 600:367, Ham-Radio8.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87802

Ham radio? I had to google that name tbh. Yes Ive got one, mainly for locating raves and pirate station communication. Its a shit one from an old taxi.


886d12 (38)  No.87806>>87809

File (hide): ff27ab39ccde167⋯.png (152.8 KB, 500x380, 25:19, manga08.png) (h) (u)

>>87803

>What do you mean?

I'm pretty fucking haram lad.


da13c0 (50)  No.87807

File (hide): 7c90057d1c6b699⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.92 KB, 451x640, 451:640, DB0f_gpWAAAQ6xW.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87804

ok lad


c34f06 (38)  No.87808>>87815

>>87805

Ah neato, I dunno i was thinking of getting into Radio, maybe have an evil ukip pirate radio.


4face8 (66)  No.87809>>87814

>>87806

I had no idea


f253d7 (24)  No.87810>>87812 >>87814 >>87815 >>87817

File (hide): 6e0eb20ffb9b67c⋯.jpeg (48.06 KB, 624x351, 16:9, british1.jpeg) (h) (u)

Evening Laddos.

Everybody get their vote in today?


1a2f61 (38)  No.87811>>87822

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/saudi-arabia-football-team-fail-line-minutes-silence-honour/

>Saudi Football team refuses to participate in minute of silence for London victims


4face8 (66)  No.87812>>87827

>>87810

Evening, lad. Yeah. You?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87813

File (hide): b487f78d1d1eac5⋯.png (406.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

AHHH WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVEEEE


886d12 (38)  No.87814>>87818 >>87819 >>87820 >>87827

File (hide): d120d33f112ff3f⋯.png (21.03 KB, 194x140, 97:70, hentai05.png) (h) (u)

>>87809

W-well now you do. Please don't think less of me lad.

>>87810

Anyone caught not voting will be skinned.


ec9527 (60)  No.87815>>87825 >>87827

>>87808

Do it lad, but theres big fines if you get tugged for it. Easier to do internet radio now.

>>87810

yep UKIP tbh. You?


ce09c0 (39)  No.87816>>87821

File (hide): 3173e33f3c06343⋯.jpg (20.83 KB, 152x254, 76:127, HAHA YES.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87784

>>87796

>mfw he honour-kills his son for being a trap


538ea2 (34)  No.87817>>87827

File (hide): 683a6b87100b396⋯.png (586.37 KB, 962x546, 37:21, ukipwarriors.png) (h) (u)

>>87810

UKIP all the way for me.


4face8 (66)  No.87818>>87821

>>87814

B-but you don't masturbate or anything like that. How can you be haram?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87819>>87821

>>87814

In what way are you haram lass? :^)


da13c0 (50)  No.87820

>>87814

STOP POSTING HENTAI


886d12 (38)  No.87821>>87824 >>87826 >>87828

File (hide): 6d3467c5933f31a⋯.png (125.87 KB, 450x450, 1:1, manga12.png) (h) (u)

>>87816

LAAAAAAD

>>87818

>>87819

There are many ways to be haram.For example, I'm a Christian.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87822>>87823

>>87811

I didn't participate either tbf


1a2f61 (38)  No.87823

>>87822

i actually did but it was a coincidence


59f4c8 (56)  No.87824


c34f06 (38)  No.87825>>87830 >>87832

>>87815

There's big fines for internet radio as well yeah, however I've heard it's easy to triangulate amateur radio quite easily. I'll probably just use it for listening in until I get good or whatever guerilla radio soon tbh


4face8 (66)  No.87826

File (hide): 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706658.png) (h) (u)

>>87821

>Christian

WEW

Now I feel so dirty. Think I'll have a shower. Later


f253d7 (24)  No.87827>>87829 >>87830 >>87833 >>87841

>>87812

Yes. I wrote in Mosley. A Conservative accosted me outside of the polling station and was wearing a party rosette. They have no respect for the law, what a disagreeable bunch.

>>87814

>Anyone caught not voting will be skinned.

Fair policy.

>>87817

>>87815

UKIP didn’t challenge my constituency, as the Conservative candidate is a Brexiteer. I would have considered voting for him (the UKIP candidate) had he stood as he really hates the local council and their rampant corruption, as do I.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87828>>87833

File (hide): 9e7bb2b933ae3c7⋯.png (424.8 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, druid mystery.png) (h) (u)

>>87821

>Christian

*throws you in the bog*

just kidding, actually you can found a monastery in the middle of a marsh


c34f06 (38)  No.87829>>87833 >>87838

>>87827

I was humming Rock the Casbah whilst I voted, and gave nice grin to the "lass" (girl with one of those dumb small boy haircuts, she would've been cute with long hair) at the register, and she smiled back, but I doubt she'd be smiling if she knew what I wrote.


ec9527 (60)  No.87830>>87838

>>87825

You only need a normal radio with a self powered big aerial to pick up pirate stations lad, ham and cb radios are for talking with someone individually. Most of cb amd ham is 60 year old hobby twats larping as truck drivers. Only comes in handy when a rave gets moved and they dont do a new party line, or 2 sussex stations that want call ins.

>>87827

Bit annoying tbh, did you vote tory or spoil the ballot?


317e56 (27)  No.87831

I just want to watch this fucking film but it refuses to stream at a decent rate

literally nothing else going on and yet it takes 2 minutes to load 30 seconds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


f253d7 (24)  No.87832>>87833 >>87835 >>87842

>>87825

On the subject of radio. If May’s policies reach their logical conclusion and we end up with a closed Internet, China style, I like the idea of broadcasting a resistance show on a short wave frequency. It would be the only means of broadcasting a message that the Government could not stop and it could be picked up by anyone (with a shortwave radio).

Like Alex Jones, but not LARPing.


317e56 (27)  No.87833

>>87827

goodlad

>>87828

mufuggin christians built monasteries at the ends of ancient pagan marsh bridges REEE

>>87829

devilish

the ladies at my station gave me dirty looks for some reason, maybe they know I voted Mosley previously

>>87832

Right Wing Ham Squads


1a2f61 (38)  No.87834>>87836 >>87842

hey, give me a (you)


c34f06 (38)  No.87835>>87838

>>87832

Yeah that's what I was thinking tbh, and also for communication and such.


c34f06 (38)  No.87836>>87839


ec9527 (60)  No.87837>>87840

>87834

U


f253d7 (24)  No.87838

>>87829

>girl with one of those dumb small boy haircuts, she would've been cute with long hair

Why do they do that! It is such a waste.

>but I doubt she'd be smiling if she knew what I wrote

Devilish

>>87830

>Bit annoying tbh, did you vote tory or spoil the ballot?

Vote tory? I'd sooner jump from a thousand foot cliff. I wrote in mosley.

>>87835

Shortwave time is pretty cheap as well. Like £120 an hour cheap.


1a2f61 (38)  No.87839


1a2f61 (38)  No.87840

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

69812d (53)  No.87841>>87849

File (hide): 312374a3fdb2f48⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 4.39 MB, 305x525, 61:105, e67f2ec0ae7c3d34e472d73b22….gif) (h) (u)

>>87827

>Yes. I wrote in Mosley. A Conservative accosted me outside of the polling station and was wearing a party rosette. They have no respect for the law, what a disagreeable bunch.

I was helping out UKIP in a by election a couple of years ago, and on the day of the ballot, the top guys in the party like to have you stood at polling stations. I spent about 2 hours stood with some MEP outside the gates of a school, when everyone was driving in to vote, so it was a total waste of time.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87842>>87849

>>87832

>if

Optimistic. What kind of range would such a radio broadcast have anyway?

>mfw ownership of unlicensed radio equipment gets outlawed to prevent the spread of hatespeech and fake news

>>87834


538ea2 (34)  No.87843>>87844 >>87845 >>87847 >>87848 >>87850 >>87852

Banned from /brit/ for a little bit of druid posting.

They are so anti-fun, honestly. Even on an election night. SMH!


47bd3a (9)  No.87844>>87847 >>87848 >>87856

File (hide): 99a300238924131⋯.gif (69.94 KB, 304x253, 304:253, druid_face.gif) (h) (u)

>>87843

kek, me too lad. They were triggered as fuck by our druidic show of strength and unity. Its too much for them


ec9527 (60)  No.87845>>87856

>>87843

reeee its obvious how it will turn out lad, smh.


69812d (53)  No.87846

>alastair campbell on channel 4

deffo not watching that


1a2f61 (38)  No.87847>>87856 >>87860

>>87843

>>87844

why do they fear the druid?


ec9527 (60)  No.87848>>87854 >>87856

>>87843

>>87844

Im going to be the peacemaking druid here, it was obvious that would annoy them.


f253d7 (24)  No.87849>>87851

>>87841

I can never remember if such behaviour is legal. It’s a grey area?

>>87842

>Optimistic. What kind of range would such a radio broadcast have anyway?

Well because of the nature of shortwave broadcasting a signal can be directed to a very broad area. As in an entire continent, and it can be done from quite a distance away. Thusly the broadcast could be heard over the whole of Britain but be broadcast legally from a different country.


47bd3a (9)  No.87850

File (hide): 3fc38e98aa3ff1f⋯.png (210.59 KB, 1322x625, 1322:625, topchuckle.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 6d3dde22a1bf912⋯.jpg (70.69 KB, 615x409, 615:409, beadle.jpg) (h) (u)


69812d (53)  No.87851>>87853

>>87849

If you are not on the premesis of the polling station (eg, outside the gate) it's allowed, but really frowned upon, and probably not even that helpful.

You cannot be in the room where the polling stations are with party colours on.


886d12 (38)  No.87852>>87856

>>87843

They're not too good at irony anymore.

>>>/brit/320327

At least assume that wasn't a serious declaration of intent...


f253d7 (24)  No.87853>>87855

>>87851

AhhhHHHHHH this man accosted by at the door, on the property of the hotel where the polling station was situated.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TORY BOYS KNOW THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW


47bd3a (9)  No.87854>>87859

>>87848

They need to relax a bit, we werent being that bad tbh lad - just some gentle druidposting. We werent insulting them or owt apart from calling SA a grumpy cunt which he undoubtably is

Its no worse than what they've done to us with their raids and intrusions.


69812d (53)  No.87855>>87862

>>87853

Like I said, it's probably not even that helpful, someone being a tit like that isn't really going to get them any last minute votes, and might turn them off. The MEP I was stood with didn't like the idea, and tried getting to a pub as soon as he could.


538ea2 (34)  No.87856>>87863

>>87844

>They were triggered as fuck by our druidic show of strength and unity. Its too much for them

Yeah, they really were.

>>87845

I had no idea how petty they can be.

>>87847

>why do they fear the druid?

Why indeed. Something clearly spooks them. Perhaps they recognise the druid's power?

>>87848

>it was obvious that would annoy them.

Well, it's obvious now. Kek.

>>87852

Yeah, that was me. I was genuinely happy to see some druid posting going on.


69812d (53)  No.87857


f253d7 (24)  No.87858>>87875

File (hide): c828751a19fe2bd⋯.png (118.66 KB, 517x317, 517:317, Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at ….png) (h) (u)

>SA is already blackout drunk and the polls haven't even closed

I do worry about him. Living in the toxic carcass of his ancestral home city is really taking its toll.


ec9527 (60)  No.87859>>87871

>>87854

Agreed lad, but theyve been pretty tolerant of my druidposting until now. Even get stealing didnt get me b&.


47bd3a (9)  No.87860

>>87847

because they have stagnated its a better meme than anything they have come up with since before the split, despite coming from a far smaller board and this bothers them


59f4c8 (56)  No.87861

File (hide): 6bb34de6cb1108b⋯.jpg (79.93 KB, 423x650, 423:650, lain computa (7).jpg) (h) (u)

strap in, lads


f253d7 (24)  No.87862

>>87855

Yes, I don’t see the point. The Conservatives have always and will always be in power in my entire region.


ec9527 (60)  No.87863>>87865

>>87856

>obvious now

It was always obvious, kek.

>do they fear the druid

tbh theres at least 2 other semi pagans in there excluding me. Just need to be gentle about poking that particular hornets nest.


69812d (53)  No.87864>>87867 >>87881

EXIT POLL:

Con: 314

Lab: 266

SNP: 34

LDem: 14

hmmmmmmmmmmm


538ea2 (34)  No.87865>>87872

File (hide): 37d3e4e13426437⋯.jpg (188.72 KB, 680x966, 340:483, beingdruids.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87863

>2 other semi pagans

We're all pagans, just not everybody has realised it yet.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87866>>87873

File (hide): d47ccd9a826779f⋯.jpg (15.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, suicide.jpg) (h) (u)

>UKIP 0


f253d7 (24)  No.87867

>>87864

>Libdem 14

Pls no, I want <10


69812d (53)  No.87868>>87870

>labour gain

>tories lose

WE DID IT LADS


ce09c0 (39)  No.87869

File (hide): 1d0887d9b76d51b⋯.jpg (35.28 KB, 615x409, 615:409, leanne wood.jpg) (h) (u)

>Exit polls say no to Plaid sticking on 3 seats

>that means no winning Ynys Mon

How's that mass immigration cultural enrichment working out, Natalie?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87870

>>87868

based


47bd3a (9)  No.87871>>87878

>>87859

Based diplomatic druid. Ill leave them too it for now lad. We only got 10min bans anyway - im sure you can smooth things over.


ec9527 (60)  No.87872

>>87865

this is true tbh.


538ea2 (34)  No.87873

>>87866

UKIP 0? What?

They have at least one, I voted UKIP!


69812d (53)  No.87874>>87877 >>87879 >>87880

fucking hilarious that strong and stable bint botched it


47bd3a (9)  No.87875>>87880

>>87858

its turned him into a grumpy cunt instead of just a cunt


f9fbaa (22)  No.87876>>87882

CASTING A HEX ON LABOUR

ALAKAZAM

ALAKAZOO

EVEN THE GREENS SHALL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU


ce09c0 (39)  No.87877>>87883

File (hide): be30fbed294902c⋯.png (435.28 KB, 983x738, 983:738, Theresa May power stance.png) (h) (u)

>>87874

WEAK AND WOBBLY


ec9527 (60)  No.87878>>87888

>>87871

doubtful I have any influence lad, Im just trying to ease some druidishness into their threads and not get b& myself.

>10 minute bans

at least they arent being cunts.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87879

File (hide): 21a29ca9d7cbf00⋯.jpg (44.18 KB, 634x428, 317:214, corbyn heil.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87874

I'll take that tbh


f253d7 (24)  No.87880

>>87874

I don’t believe the exit poll. I believe it will still be a slight Tory majority. tbh

>>87875

Smh, it's true. He needs to move.


886d12 (38)  No.87881

File (hide): 223cfa639b6c870⋯.jpg (539.88 KB, 650x924, 325:462, fang4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87864

Exit polls were shit for brexit and they'll be shit tonight too tbh.


47bd3a (9)  No.87882

File (hide): fab6d8ba0420505⋯.png (458.42 KB, 804x461, 804:461, sigil3.PNG) (h) (u)

>>87876

We got you covered there already lad


538ea2 (34)  No.87883

File (hide): 56221663e472780⋯.png (728.31 KB, 983x738, 983:738, mayweakandwobbly.png) (h) (u)


69812d (53)  No.87884

>guido fawkes has crashed

wew


f9fbaa (22)  No.87885>>87887

File (hide): 65f7e2d16a8bcc9⋯.jpg (3.08 MB, 5178x4248, 863:708, Wizard.jpg) (h) (u)

ALAKAZAM

ALAKAZOO

LABOUR'S BALLOTS SHALL TURN TO POO


ce09c0 (39)  No.87886

File (hide): 75e2211e2a5b23c⋯.jpg (32.98 KB, 466x359, 466:359, Jeremy Corbyn post box.jpg) (h) (u)

>look at the table on the Beeb

>one of the parties is the Workers Revolutionary Party


59f4c8 (56)  No.87887

>>87885

do it to the Tories too please lad


538ea2 (34)  No.87888>>87890 >>87892

>>87878

My ban is over, but I won't be posting anymore druids, because they obviously can't handle the power of it.


f253d7 (24)  No.87889>>87893 >>88105

File (hide): 3d6c272d66d05c0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 310.07 KB, 1588x2246, 794:1123, GC.jpg) (h) (u)

I wish she was watching the results come in with us


ec9527 (60)  No.87890

>>87888

Nice druid-power trips lad.


69812d (53)  No.87891>>87895 >>87896 >>88105

I genuinely don't understand how you could fuck it up this badly


47bd3a (9)  No.87892

File (hide): f59b7edec3b15c0⋯.jpg (34.41 KB, 237x342, 79:114, absoluteportent.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87888 (observed)

Portentious as fuck lad!


ce09c0 (39)  No.87893>>87894

File (hide): 0426da4a88b64d3⋯.jpeg (59.06 KB, 564x488, 141:122, Eugenie 23.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>87889

Wouldn't you rather she seize power and become the Queen of the British Isles?


f253d7 (24)  No.87894>>87899

>>87893

Oh, that picture wasn’t of Eugenie, lad.


886d12 (38)  No.87895>>87898 >>87902 >>87904

File (hide): 03d91012711ab81⋯.jpg (44.7 KB, 770x470, 77:47, very smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87891

Theresa threw her campaign under the bus in a last ditch effort to derail Brexit. Now she can sit back and enjoy a coalition with the Europhile LibDems or simply let the progressives take government and cancel Brexit for her.

It's the first time in history a Tory has put their party second.


538ea2 (34)  No.87896>>87897

>>87891

Wait, she's fucked it up?


ec9527 (60)  No.87897>>87900

>>87896

No majority by the exit poll, lib-lab-snp coalition could happen


f253d7 (24)  No.87898

>>87895

I didn’t want to believe it. My problem is an honest heart. I still think she will take a majority tbqh.

Anyone care to guess voter turnout %?


ce09c0 (39)  No.87899>>87901

File (hide): 350d1a57fb62220⋯.jpg (1000.44 KB, 2100x2926, 150:209, Eugenie 13.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87894

HERESY


538ea2 (34)  No.87900>>87903

>>87897

HOLY SHIT NO!


f253d7 (24)  No.87901

>>87899

It was not. My spoiler image was of Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale feeding a deer.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87902

File (hide): 86761b9955dfd05⋯.gif (1.04 MB, 800x597, 800:597, merchant.gif) (h) (u)

>>87895

would not be surprised


ec9527 (60)  No.87903>>87910

>>87900

Rally the Binperium. Tomorrow we go to war.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87904

File (hide): c4c6dad0f76bd75⋯.gif (1.32 MB, 197x200, 197:200, limmy.gif) (h) (u)

>>87895

>coalition government of anti-brexit parties

>they enact a "brexit" consisting of withdrawing our MEPs and leaving everything else the same

>they give away €100bn for the privilege

yay


59f4c8 (56)  No.87905>>87907

PROGRESSIVE

ALLIANCE


59f4c8 (56)  No.87906>>87916

File (hide): 1d4b51065b039c4⋯.png (303.07 KB, 651x567, 31:27, lain 6.png) (h) (u)

>2015 exit poll had UKIP at 2 seats

so with that margin of error we can expect at least 1 seat right?


ec9527 (60)  No.87907>>87912

File (hide): 8d450787ef11785⋯.jpg (61.48 KB, 220x342, 110:171, 20170607_231331.jpg) (h) (u)


47bd3a (9)  No.87908>>87909 >>87916

File (hide): 3b2b2512377993b⋯.png (205.74 KB, 479x344, 479:344, F.png) (h) (u)

RIP

nevar 4get lads


f253d7 (24)  No.87909


538ea2 (34)  No.87910

File (hide): c0ec8c5a25eb0c0⋯.png (54.23 KB, 235x303, 235:303, binbasedna.png) (h) (u)

>>87903

It's war, then.


ec9527 (60)  No.87911>>87917 >>87918 >>87925

Holy shit lads everythings fucked


59f4c8 (56)  No.87912

>>87907

he's so cool lads


c34f06 (38)  No.87913>>87915 >>87917 >>87918

are we in the cytube?


69812d (53)  No.87914

>shortest leader since Bonar Law

wew


69812d (53)  No.87915

>>87913

need channel password


886d12 (38)  No.87916>>87922

File (hide): 8388f1d26723ff6⋯.jpg (105.3 KB, 500x706, 250:353, sweat.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87906

If UKIP voters were more concentrated in areas rather than spread across the whole country then we could win a lot of seats with even less votes tbh.

>>87908

Did he died?


f253d7 (24)  No.87917

>>87911

It’s a bit exciting though isn’t it? Very terrible but titillating.

>>87913

If not can we set this up?


59f4c8 (56)  No.87918>>87919

>>87911

*takes accelerationism suppository*

>>87913

if you can find a twitch.tv stream of the election I think that would work


c34f06 (38)  No.87919>>87921

>>87918

There's youtube streams right?


317e56 (27)  No.87920

File (hide): ca6ee1335de28bd⋯.png (224.49 KB, 596x650, 298:325, wodruid.png) (h) (u)

>taken me over 2 hours to watch 54 minutes of a 2 hour film

WHY

also join the right wing druid squad lads, we'll need to band together to survive in the post apocalyptic progressive future


59f4c8 (56)  No.87921

>>87919

oh yeah probably.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87922

>>87916

I hope the reason they didn't run in as many places is because they were focusing on those seats


ec9527 (60)  No.87923>>87926 >>87930


886d12 (38)  No.87924

File (hide): efa2bc52bb803d4⋯.png (52.81 KB, 601x279, 601:279, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


ce09c0 (39)  No.87925

File (hide): 0c2ab7795adb628⋯.jpg (39.86 KB, 620x299, 620:299, clockwork orange.jpg) (h) (u)

>>87911

Good 911 get tbh lad


f253d7 (24)  No.87926>>87927

>>87923

>2015


ec9527 (60)  No.87927>>87928 >>87930

>>87926

for comparison lad


f253d7 (24)  No.87928

>>87927

ahh ok, lad.


c34f06 (38)  No.87929>>87931 >>87932 >>87933 >>87938

>Tfw singing Rock the casbah and I tell my parents it's about bombing muslims and my mum asks me how I can hold so much hate

sorry mummy


ce09c0 (39)  No.87930>>87935

>>87923

>>87927

No lad, please, I want to believe in a future in which Comrade Corbs' Rape Squads to patrol the streets hunting thots.


317e56 (27)  No.87931>>87934 >>87937 >>87939

File (hide): 41dc48dd422ba90⋯.png (130.32 KB, 300x380, 15:19, Based Moswell.png) (h) (u)

going to have a headache in bed tbh

night lads if it is a progressive shitstorm in the morning it's time to go innawoods tbh

>>87929

>not asking her how she can hold so much retardation

up your bants lad


f253d7 (24)  No.87932

>>87929

Good lad.


f9fbaa (22)  No.87933

>>87929

Ask her why she's such a silly billy, tbh.


c34f06 (38)  No.87934

>>87931

I'm not gonna bant my mum lad no way


ec9527 (60)  No.87935

>>87930

Night lad.


69812d (53)  No.87936

Imperium is probably a legitimate political strategy now


59f4c8 (56)  No.87937

>>87931

night lad


ce09c0 (39)  No.87938>>87958

>>87929

I thought you were a Saffer? Surely your mother should understand?


f253d7 (24)  No.87939

>>87931

Night.


ec9527 (60)  No.87940

File (hide): 692177e32758b16⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 195x259, 195:259, download (18).jpg) (h) (u)

so who else is going innawoods then lads?


4face8 (66)  No.87941>>87942 >>87943 >>87946

File (hide): 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png) (h) (u)

THey couldn't have fucked this up, right? I am sure it will be alright in the morning


69812d (53)  No.87942

>>87941

Let's see

I'm deffo pulling an all nighter now


ec9527 (60)  No.87943

>>87941

I bloody hope so.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87944>>87945

File (hide): 7edb9053c4acd3a⋯.png (23.76 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 1483385868061.png) (h) (u)

>Currency traders are making a fortune


69812d (53)  No.87945

>>87944

based george soros


f253d7 (24)  No.87946>>87950 >>87953

>>87941

Well, there was no win in this election tbh. It’s not as if we were gunning for the Conservatives r-right?


ec9527 (60)  No.87947

File (hide): d79193a26b4060f⋯.gif (1.47 KB, 100x100, 1:1, swastika_celt.gif) (h) (u)

>thunder and torrential rain as the exit polls came out

PORTENTOUS


4face8 (66)  No.87948

File (hide): 423205afcd087f9⋯.png (271.92 KB, 620x760, 31:38, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

YES PLEASE PLEASE THROW US IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY AND LEAVE US ALONE ROOOOO


69812d (53)  No.87949

File (hide): 5a7ac545580f9f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.15 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 1482174075699.jpg) (h) (u)


ec9527 (60)  No.87950>>87955 >>87957

>>87946

only to keep labour out. We do want brexit.


886d12 (38)  No.87951>>87955

File (hide): fc1661c8922223d⋯.jpg (287.82 KB, 1024x1440, 32:45, blood.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw you won't get to sleep for about five hours

BRING IT


f9fbaa (22)  No.87952>>87954

File (hide): 97d76088782f546⋯.png (147.68 KB, 1258x1324, 629:662, gay little elf wizard toss….png) (h) (u)

ALAKAZAM

ALAKAZOO

UKIP 100% OF THE VOTE TBH


69812d (53)  No.87953

>>87946

The goal was a Tory majority of about 30, so may can't shove shit through parliament, but we actually leave.

This is one of the worst possible outcomes.


ec9527 (60)  No.87954

>>87952

sick fucking wizard lad, saved.


f253d7 (24)  No.87955

>>87950

>>87951

I know I know, I just don’t trust the Conservatives.


ec9527 (60)  No.87956

ITS TIME


ce09c0 (39)  No.87957

>>87950

Shame the Tories don't.


c34f06 (38)  No.87958>>87975

>>87938

You'd be surprised


59f4c8 (56)  No.87959

>inb4 Gibraltar votes 90% remain again


69812d (53)  No.87960

I wonder if May will commit Harikari if she actually haemorrages votes


886d12 (38)  No.87961>>87962 >>87966

File (hide): 10f43aa23dd1a17⋯.png (141.32 KB, 510x416, 255:208, smug hentai3.png) (h) (u)

>The Liberal Democrats AND Sinn Fein have both said they would do NO DEALS or PACTS with the Labour Party in order to form a government. Sinn Fein have never taken their seats, and the Lib Dems were burned badly by coalition government last time (2010).

Coalition of Chaos BTFO.


69812d (53)  No.87962

>>87961

Second general election by the end of the year if this is right


59f4c8 (56)  No.87963>>87964 >>87965

File (hide): 93187941d86310c⋯.png (119.71 KB, 441x401, 441:401, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

MMMMM THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE


69812d (53)  No.87964>>87968

>>87963

The tories thought that anyone who wanted brexit didn't genuinely hate them

UKIP were a protest vote for labour, not the tories


ec9527 (60)  No.87965>>87973

>>87963

*cuts wrists*


c34f06 (38)  No.87966

>>87961

LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT


69812d (53)  No.87967>>87969

need a shave tbh


59f4c8 (56)  No.87968>>87972

>>87964

Why move back to Labour just because Corbyn isn't a blairite? He's still going to be shit on immigration smh


ec9527 (60)  No.87969

>>87967

pay a turk to give you a hot towel shave


9636cc (2)  No.87970>>87977 >>87980 >>87987

File (hide): b93f173161776f2⋯.jpg (3.23 KB, 375x210, 25:14, Savile_mask[1].jpg) (h) (u)

Everyone put your masks on.


c34f06 (38)  No.87971

DUP CONSERVATIVE COALITION


69812d (53)  No.87972>>87974

>>87968

The "UKIP HAVE HAAMOERAGED TO TORIES" meme convincing the Labour voters that Switched to UKIP to switch back to Labour to piss off the tories.


59f4c8 (56)  No.87973

>>87965

*posts MCR*


59f4c8 (56)  No.87974


ce09c0 (39)  No.87975>>87978

>>87958

I think that could be the thing I hate most about people, especially middle-class comfortably-wealthy people. They'll talk at length about how anti-racist they are whilst at the same time keeping themselves away from the cultural enrichment. They never seem to notice just what it is that they're running away from, and they're happy to trash every place they run through to keep themselves from the diversity. Fuck wealthy people tbh.


69812d (53)  No.87976>>87979

>dup get into government

>part of their deal for a coalition is TAIGS OUT


ec9527 (60)  No.87977

File (hide): 766b59433a60113⋯.jpg (31.48 KB, 500x500, 1:1, zdih1462967229488.jpg) (h) (u)


f9fbaa (22)  No.87978>>87981

>>87975

>They never seem to notice just what it is that they're running away from

Crime tbh (^:


ec9527 (60)  No.87979

File (hide): d51ab59afeaa6e4⋯.jpg (28.35 KB, 300x300, 1:1, $_35.jpg) (h) (u)


4face8 (66)  No.87980>>87983

File (hide): 8a60e9cc99675bf⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1844x1227, 1844:1227, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>87970

1488, brother


ce09c0 (39)  No.87981

>>87978

Oh it's just a nice area it's soooo nice, it's really picturesque and has such a nice sense of community :)

*votes for more mass immigration*


69812d (53)  No.87982>>87984 >>87985

File (hide): 6aa472942531c0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 575.95 KB, 480x800, 3:5, 1413336939962-2.png) (h) (u)

IMPERIUM PARTY MPS WILL ENTER TALKS WITH THE CONSERVATIVES WITH A FOCUS ON IMMIGRATION POLICY


59f4c8 (56)  No.87983


ec9527 (60)  No.87984

>>87982

good lass.


ce09c0 (39)  No.87985

>>87982

Based


c34f06 (38)  No.87986

FIRST SEAT


9636cc (2)  No.87987

>>87970

JIMPERIUM


886d12 (38)  No.87988>>87990

Newcastle

LAB: 24070

CON: 9174


69812d (53)  No.87989>>87992

what does st joe's cock have to do with newcastle


ec9527 (60)  No.87990

>>87988

>geordies


69812d (53)  No.87991

File (hide): e74f73c1146fc03⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 164.97 KB, 958x1280, 479:640, DArgiOWUMAAr6DI.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


ce09c0 (39)  No.87992

>>87989

White nationalism is the enemy.


69812d (53)  No.87993

>robot returning officer


69812d (53)  No.87994

i fucking hate the tories


69812d (53)  No.87995

File (hide): 8fa0b92b0e2c2f3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 132.34 KB, 695x998, 695:998, 1413335565497-4.jpg) (h) (u)


f9fbaa (22)  No.87996>>87997

praying tbh lads


ec9527 (60)  No.87997

File (hide): 14bd6f991c4b71d⋯.jpg (177.22 KB, 488x704, 61:88, 20170607_213820.jpg) (h) (u)


f9fbaa (22)  No.87998

secret polling stations


69812d (53)  No.87999>>88001

File (hide): a1f402a88b0f9ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.44 KB, 628x920, 157:230, DAxnjsHXYAEbRjg.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>>87998

RIGHT

WING

POLLING

SQUADS


1a2f61 (38)  No.88000>>88003 >>88005 >>88008

File (hide): b2d1d3b33b52d02⋯.jpg (48.3 KB, 564x773, 564:773, 1494810484626.jpg) (h) (u)

I just back from somewhere, whos winning?


f9fbaa (22)  No.88001>>88004

>>87999

I think you're supposed to wear a shirt with that garment.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88002

File (hide): c6b90fc73670a4c⋯.png (289.11 KB, 600x536, 75:67, laughing pepes.png) (h) (u)

>/brit/ going potty over Mummy May doing badly


f253d7 (24)  No.88003>>88006

>>88000

Progressive Union, lad.


69812d (53)  No.88004>>88012

File (hide): 2cfb3dd214e5ab2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.05 KB, 640x799, 640:799, 2cfb3dd214e5ab246cfe4f832e….jpg) (h) (u)

>>88001

like a shirt with a tie?


538ea2 (34)  No.88005>>88006

>>88000

Nobody

Everyone is losing.


1a2f61 (38)  No.88006>>88007 >>88009

File (hide): e200f946ef28dac⋯.gif (354.42 KB, 255x309, 85:103, 1494809595398.gif) (h) (u)

>>88003

>>88005

oh shit really? thought Conservatives had it in the bag ngl


538ea2 (34)  No.88007

File (hide): ef10ab7d0ae49b9⋯.jpg (51.96 KB, 615x409, 615:409, exitpoll.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88006

Exit poll have indicated that May has fucked up massively.


ec9527 (60)  No.88008>>88010

>>88000 sick dubtrips famalam

>whos winning

the jews


f253d7 (24)  No.88009>>88010

>>88006

I think they will still make it tbh.


1a2f61 (38)  No.88010

>>88008

kek

>>88009

Oooo, im not so sure anymore


1088fc (1)  No.88011

sup pups


f9fbaa (22)  No.88012>>88013

>>88004

That one's forgot to put her kinckers on. Silly sausage.


69812d (53)  No.88013

File (hide): 293cdd52e9a7d0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 106.48 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, a7e7a4fb176284e863e6f2f4c1….jpg) (h) (u)


69812d (53)  No.88014

Young people were a mistake


aacc0a (10)  No.88015>>88016

When will the final results be in lads?


ec9527 (60)  No.88016>>88017 >>88021

>>88015

4am maybe


1a2f61 (38)  No.88017

File (hide): 8793d6ebffc70bc⋯.jpg (2.14 MB, 1680x2525, 336:505, 1493978049811.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88016

fuck staying up that lat to be disappointed, ill just be disappointing in the morning tbh


9a6317 (3)  No.88018>>88020

>may made it massively easy for herself

>still managed to fuck it up due to her awful incompetence

Based strong and stable leadership


69812d (53)  No.88019

File (hide): aef808deb62bcbd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.69 KB, 400x533, 400:533, DA_jcfmXcAEYmxx.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

Whoever wins, the two party system is the real winner.


69812d (53)  No.88020>>88038

>>88018

I think it was self-sabotage.


aacc0a (10)  No.88021

>>88016

Thanks lad.


69812d (53)  No.88022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


69812d (53)  No.88023>>88024

>dimbleby getting annoyed

this means the tories are doing really well


59f4c8 (56)  No.88024

>>88023

LET CHAOS CONSUME US ALL


886d12 (38)  No.88025>>88027

>UKIP: 2.8% (-12.5)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


1a2f61 (38)  No.88026

File (hide): 1e49b8f8a6fbdc8⋯.webm (476.71 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 1e49b8f8a6fbdc82487de6b6d….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

tbh


59f4c8 (56)  No.88027

File (hide): 3039992a0fbe74b⋯.gif (48.07 KB, 1048x800, 131:100, lain gif (11).gif) (h) (u)


538ea2 (34)  No.88028>>88032

File (hide): 957db543e3b9fc1⋯.png (55.12 KB, 235x303, 235:303, binblack.png) (h) (u)

I've never felt this black pilled.


1a2f61 (38)  No.88029>>88031

File (hide): 948d4f69a5a2d9f⋯.jpg (14.78 KB, 282x215, 282:215, 1492402860547.jpg) (h) (u)

well night lads, screw this tbh


69812d (53)  No.88030

File (hide): e4f00f18d594b67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 606.43 KB, 1095x1195, 219:239, e4f00f18d594b67e074d54f124….jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no chinky lass to hug whilst watching these shit election results


060d3f (12)  No.88031

>>88029

Night lad.


886d12 (38)  No.88032>>88039

>>88028

It's a lousy reason to get blackpilled. Everyone knew UKIP would do badly for weeks. They never had a chance to rebrand and their key platform of Brexit was pulled from under them.


9a6317 (3)  No.88033>>88035 >>88036 >>88037

File (hide): d384d916ac0eedf⋯.png (403.02 KB, 455x601, 455:601, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Have you lads got imperium waifus yet?


060d3f (12)  No.88034

Changed IP tbh.


59f4c8 (56)  No.88035

>>88033

NEVERR


69812d (53)  No.88036

>>88033

soon tbh


f9fbaa (22)  No.88037>>88040

File (hide): badf98ac49e1ced⋯.png (17.64 KB, 862x628, 431:314, imerium3.png) (h) (u)


ce09c0 (39)  No.88038>>88042

>>88020

tbh I'm starting to think this theory may be right. Mummy knew she couldn't deliver brexit, or she can but doesn't want to do it, so she's throwing the hot potato into the air so it won't be the Tories' fault when the brexit resolution is shitty.


538ea2 (34)  No.88039>>88051

>>88032

It's not UKIP that's bothering me, it's the possibility of a coalition of chaos, and weak Tory opposition to a non-Brexit.


69812d (53)  No.88040>>88041

File (hide): a4e149ee1fc910a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.33 KB, 400x284, 100:71, DBA0x_uXYAEteu7.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88037

Just give into imperium lad


f9fbaa (22)  No.88041>>88043 >>88047

File (hide): 490a6e5d1a80390⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 19.93 KB, 856x628, 214:157, imerium2.png) (h) (u)


060d3f (12)  No.88042

File (hide): 913a1bf06c62248⋯.jpg (112.79 KB, 990x1200, 33:40, 1467327558189.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88038

I want a New Machine so very much. I am tired.


69812d (53)  No.88043>>88044 >>88046

File (hide): b916739f93e13b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 189.03 KB, 1280x1936, 80:121, DBOEeqkXkAA1uxz.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88041

>painting a loving wife as a bad thing

lad…


f9fbaa (22)  No.88044>>88045 >>88049

>>88043

I drew her as a joke, but I am starting to find her quite cute, tbh


59f4c8 (56)  No.88045>>88048

>>88044

do you do commissions lad?


1a2f61 (38)  No.88046

>>88043

>small condom

asians tbh


ce09c0 (39)  No.88047

File (hide): b235a9c4e030de3⋯.png (29.36 KB, 1592x668, 398:167, Imperium life.png) (h) (u)


f9fbaa (22)  No.88048>>88055

File (hide): 307a1293dcb0375⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 14.81 KB, 660x628, 165:157, imerium4.png) (h) (u)

>>88045

Why? You looking for nudes of my Asian goblinfu?


69812d (53)  No.88049

File (hide): 96ab7ca15356210⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.3 KB, 1134x1775, 1134:1775, C9sZzTYV0AIxGKB.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88044

She seems like a really nice lass, even though you've been incredibly shallow with her appearence


69812d (53)  No.88050>>88053 >>88055

i know i've given up on cutting but if there was ever a time


886d12 (38)  No.88051>>88052 >>88054

>>88039

But the Coalition of Chaos has already been sunk by the LibDems so we don't need to worry about that. The Tories will easily hold their majority, but hopefully this brief electoral scare will put more pressure on them to deliver Brexit. And who knows, we might finally see the back of Sharia May after this performance.


538ea2 (34)  No.88052

>>88051

Well there's some hope in that I suppose.


060d3f (12)  No.88053

>>88050

Lad pls do not.


69812d (53)  No.88054>>88066

>>88051

David Davis has been pretty confident, I think he expects to mop up after May quits


59f4c8 (56)  No.88055

>>88048

m-maybe..

>>88050

>given up

GOODLAD


69812d (53)  No.88056>>88059

>soubry held it

ffs


d4c5fe (36)  No.88057>>88058 >>88060

I got banned on twitter for being waysiss.

What are the odds that the police are coming for me?


060d3f (12)  No.88058>>88069

>>88057

Was is it directed at anyone specifically, lad?


ce09c0 (39)  No.88059

File (hide): a8f2f99c1793285⋯.jpg (64.82 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1396751534386.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88056

You're kidding.


9a6317 (3)  No.88060>>88061 >>88063

File (hide): 1d526509652d76a⋯.png (571.49 KB, 736x708, 184:177, 2017-01-27_13-29-02.png) (h) (u)

>>88057

>not exclusively posting from the internet cafe


f9fbaa (22)  No.88061>>88062

>>88060

Do they still have those?


060d3f (12)  No.88062

>>88061

Yes, foreigners use them to launder money.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88063

File (hide): 130659424cdce20⋯.png (24.25 KB, 1131x1035, 377:345, gchq frogs.png) (h) (u)

>>88060

>the fuzz get the MAC address and other such data from the access point in the café


69812d (53)  No.88064

>virtual jeremy vine

How does he still have a career


69812d (53)  No.88065

I'm listening to the BBC and the LBC feeds and I feel like I'm developing schizophrenia


886d12 (38)  No.88066

>>88054

Davis as PM wouldn't be too bad compared to most of the other Tory MPs, if only for the fact that he's willing to talk to Nigel.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88067

File (hide): 01a5946b98a6876⋯.jpg (222.89 KB, 716x486, 358:243, Will Self.jpg) (h) (u)

>try to search for a constituency on the BBC website

>the search box only takes postcodes

>to find a constituency you have to click and scroll through a list instead of taking 0.3 seconds to type its name

Great website design


59f4c8 (56)  No.88068>>88070

South Basildon & East Thurrock:

Con: 57.0% (+13.6)

Lab: 32.5% (+7.3)

UKIP: 6.8% (-19.8)

LDem: 1.6% (-1.4)

Grn: 1.4% (+1.4)


d4c5fe (36)  No.88069>>88071 >>88076 >>88088

>>88058

No, was merely broad. I told everyone on the #votelabour hashtag that they supported paki rape gangs and mass immigration.

If they take me I'm going to commit suicide through hunger strike so you lambs better make my death worthwhile tbh


d4c5fe (36)  No.88070>>88087

>>88068

UKIP are getting slaughtered

he Pound is falling CALAMITY!!!


f9fbaa (22)  No.88071>>88073

>>88069

Smear your shit on the walls like that Micky fella.


59f4c8 (56)  No.88072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Varg is beautiful nohomo


d4c5fe (36)  No.88073

File (hide): 6f3be781fe21154⋯.jpg (12.16 KB, 620x388, 155:97, HungryHungrySkellington.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88071

I may be dying but I will not give in to savagery.


538ea2 (34)  No.88074>>88077 >>88078

File (hide): d42c9932341308b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB, 700x700, 1:1, cryingwojak.jpg) (h) (u)

Bed for me, I can't stand any more.

Good night, and good luck to us all.


f9fbaa (22)  No.88075

Looks like Wews is about to go live.


060d3f (12)  No.88076>>88079

>>88069

Ahh ok. Well it is unlikely to have you investigated, especially if Twitter swiftly shut your account down.


060d3f (12)  No.88077

>>88074

Night lad.


59f4c8 (56)  No.88078

>>88074

night bins


d4c5fe (36)  No.88079>>88081

>>88076

The bastards want my number but they won't get it tbh

Also, Labour won't w-win. They w-won't get in will they l-lads?


c34f06 (38)  No.88080>>88082 >>88083

File (hide): fa1fa152a6faa3f⋯.png (23 KB, 476x60, 119:15, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

THE REAL WINNER


060d3f (12)  No.88081>>88084

>>88079

They won't win, lad.


886d12 (38)  No.88082

>>88080

Based Kek is giving us a sign.


59f4c8 (56)  No.88083

File (hide): 27c84680383e855⋯.jpg (545.61 KB, 733x957, 733:957, 27c84680383e855c3188d9fefc….jpg) (h) (u)


d4c5fe (36)  No.88084

>BNP take Barking and Dagenham

They nearly did it once you know?

>>88081

I hope not lass, I will never forgive mummy for it


59f4c8 (56)  No.88085>>88086

goodnight lads I hope I wake up to a UKIP putsch


886d12 (38)  No.88086

>>88085

Sweet dreams.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88087>>88090

>>88070

Are lefties crying about the value of the pound on twitter? That's the most important thing in the world, as we learned on 23rd June last year.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88088>>88090

>>88069

Lad that's speakcrime, watch your back.


060d3f (12)  No.88089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Live Wews.


d4c5fe (36)  No.88090

>>88087

>>88088

I don't think I'll be able to talk to mummy without savaging the cunt. Her and all the fucking mongs like her have done this. If Corbyn wins tonight then things are going to be bananas.


d4c5fe (36)  No.88091

IT'S ALL GONE A BIT SOUTH THANET


69812d (53)  No.88092

File (hide): 2517868ba1d6cdc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.55 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, CwSo-FIUcAAqmBE.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


060d3f (12)  No.88093>>88094

File (hide): e4c7315ce563bc5⋯.png (149.89 KB, 648x365, 648:365, PE211.png) (h) (u)

>This election


69812d (53)  No.88094>>88095

>>88093

this is all theresa may's fault.


060d3f (12)  No.88095

File (hide): 136c00b5f58c2b6⋯.jpg (24.72 KB, 280x390, 28:39, PE 15.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88094

It's rotten.


69812d (53)  No.88096>>88106

File (hide): 09ba7cd19d6dba4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.47 KB, 600x750, 4:5, DAiRDdnXsAEBcTg.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

WE NEED AN IMPERIUM MACHINE


63b0b0 (1)  No.88097>>88098 >>88099

>Conservatives gaining seats in Scotland

What is this sorcery?


aacc0a (10)  No.88098


69812d (53)  No.88099

>>88097

Labour vote splitting between the nats and the tories, people dislike how shit the nats are ergo tory Jockland MPs


69812d (53)  No.88100

Belfast South will be a really interesting seat to watch. Possible three way between SDLP DUP and Alliance. (given DUP record in this GE probably DUP gain)


ce09c0 (39)  No.88101>>88102

File (hide): 46827e6f7e961ef⋯.jpg (15.94 KB, 400x449, 400:449, feel coffee.jpg) (h) (u)

This election is too close. I'm tired. Anna Sourby kept her seat. My head hurts.


aacc0a (10)  No.88102

File (hide): cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg) (h) (u)


aacc0a (10)  No.88103>>88104

Hung Parliament… Ffs…


ce09c0 (39)  No.88104

>>88103

Since the Tory party has a bunch of leftist members, it's effectively a progressivist win only in liberal Zionist flavour instead of socialist Islamist.


5d5c46 (18)  No.88105>>88108

>>87889

shes too busy gargling down semen from black cocks and taking drugs

>>87891

on purpose

aim was to lose the majority, but still hopefully win enough that theyt get to form a coalition

now they dont even have to pretend to have a brexit, they can just cancel it altogether and blame the other parties


5d5c46 (18)  No.88106>>88107

File (hide): 0833b2a1cdedb07⋯.png (124.63 KB, 735x422, 735:422, 083.png) (h) (u)

>>88096

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng


ce09c0 (39)  No.88107

File (hide): 023fee82b0505a2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 143.32 KB, 599x900, 599:900, Imperium 157.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88106

Democracy has failed. Imperium is the future.


ce09c0 (39)  No.88108

File (hide): 1392160e27c2298⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.95 KB, 512x768, 2:3, Imperium 276.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88105

Tory brexit would've been shit anyway but now they can't be blamed for it. I don't think they will cancel brexit but they definitely needed this result to get them off the hook.


317e56 (27)  No.88109>>88110

File (hide): 11e4d937a98a2dd⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1296x1291, 1296:1291, aestheticbowden.png) (h) (u)

morning lads

do I drop my business plans and spend all my money on camping gear to go innawoods?


c34f06 (38)  No.88110>>88112

>>88109

Not just yet


886d12 (38)  No.88111

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For a moment I thought we'd lost Brexit, but instead Ian Paisley's ghost rose from the grave and delivered us from disaster. Now we have a weak Tory government that won't dare push through unpopular bullshit like mass surveillance and will have to give us Brexit because the DUP want it.


317e56 (27)  No.88112>>88113

>>88110

Here's to another 5 years of decline then


c34f06 (38)  No.88113>>88114

>>88112

Years of decline, without the cctv cameras in our computers.


317e56 (27)  No.88114>>88115

>>88113

they're already in there

thanks Five Eyes


c34f06 (38)  No.88115

>>88114

Well I mean, without the big ones that record our every thought, so far they're just making sure you don't buy guns or drugs online


aacc0a (10)  No.88116

*PEW*


b76ab0 (3)  No.88117>>88118 >>88119 >>88120

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morning dudes.

don't despair, maybe it's not that bad.


aacc0a (10)  No.88118


c34f06 (38)  No.88119

>>88117

It could've been worse


886d12 (38)  No.88120

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>>88117

It's not bad at all. The Tories will drop their unpopular pledges, listen to their backbenchers more and they'll have to please the hardliners in the DUP.

It's looking pretty great tbh.


b76ab0 (3)  No.88121>>88124 >>88125

btw anybody wants to see my wrist from yesterday?


5d5c46 (18)  No.88122>>88127

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why do people stand around in the kitchen?


5d5c46 (18)  No.88123

kitchen

>tiny space

>cannot walk through it if someone else is there without squeezing past eachother

>no chairs

front room

>a tv

>a sofa

>a chair

>much more open

which room do you spend 3 to 5 hours in talking?


886d12 (38)  No.88124>>88128

>>88121

I'm sure some people do, but probably not the right people. Did you hurt it?


aacc0a (10)  No.88125


5d5c46 (18)  No.88126

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>Jumanji film

>No board game


f9fbaa (22)  No.88127

>>88122

>bored

>decide to get some food

>not actually hungry, so just stand around like a lemon for like five minutes


b76ab0 (3)  No.88128

>>88124

was bleeding a little that's all. just the testimony of my heroic stunt. i might later in the new thread.


5d5c46 (18)  No.88129

i hate her laugh

she is here literally every day now

she stinks the whole house out with her disgusting fags


aacc0a (10)  No.88130>>88131

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317e56 (27)  No.88131>>88133

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>>88130

that's a smug dog


69812d (53)  No.88132>>88134 >>88135

honestly it was worth staying up until 5 just because of how batshit insane that election was.


aacc0a (10)  No.88133>>88137

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>>88131

That your dogs lad?


5d5c46 (18)  No.88134

>>88132

sleep is incredibly important, and you cannot have good quality of sleep without staying off electronics for a couple hours before sleep and havbing some kind of routine and some other things too

politics is not worth losing sleep over

politics is almost a complete waste of time


886d12 (38)  No.88135

>>88132

I had a lot of fun staying up too.


5d5c46 (18)  No.88136

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jenny


317e56 (27)  No.88137

>>88133

yeah, the lab is rip and the irish wolfhound is probably dying right now smh

had a third one, some sort of neurotic spotty mix that bit an old french couple and had to be "given away to a farm"


886d12 (38)  No.88139

>>88138

>>88138

>>88138

>>88138

Fresh election day thread.




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