9204ee No.78652
Merkel warns US, Britain no longer reliable partners
http://www.breitbart.com/news/merkel-warns-us-britain-no-longer-reliable-partners/
>Europe “must take its fate into its own hands” faced with a western alliance divided by Brexit and Donald Trump’s presidency, German Chancellor Angela Merkel said Sunday.
>Special emphasis was needed on warm relations between Berlin and newly-elected French President Emmanuel Macron, she said.
>The chancellor had just returned from a G7 summit which wound up Saturday without a deal between the US and the other six major advanced nations on upholding the 2015 Paris climate accords.
Britain ‘Warned in January’ by FBI Manchester Bomber Was Planning Attack on UK
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/28/britain-warned-bomber-planning-attack/
>The FBI warned UK security chiefs that Manchester jihadi Salman Abedi was plotting an attack in Britain, an inside source has claimed.
>A U.S. investigation into the Manchester bomber’s links to terror groups in Libya brought the information to light, and U.S. security services placed Abedi on a watchlist identifying key terror suspects in 2016.
>The claim will pile more pressure on MI5 to reveal when they became aware of the Manchester bomber and why the British security agency failed to take further action.
Majority Think British Jihadi Fighters Should Be Blocked from Reentering UK
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/28/majority-think-britons-travel-syria-blocked-returning-uk/
>More than half of those surveyed following the Manchester terror attack agree that British citizens who travel to Syria to fight with jihadist groups should not be allowed to return to Britain.
>When respondents were asked what should happen to “British citizens who have travelled to fight in Syria, Libya or other warzones and then seek to return to Britain”, 55 per cent agreed they should “be blocked from re-entering Britain”.
Armed Police Raid a Property in Moss Side, One Arrest in Old Trafford
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/28/armed-police-raid-moss-side-one-arrest-old-trafford/
>Armed police have carried out a fresh raid in the Moss Side area of Manchester whilst a twelfth suspect was arrested in Old Trafford.
>The Guardian reports armed officers have raided a property near Quantock Close and Selworth Road in Moss Side shortly before 2 pm on Sunday in connection to the Manchester Arena terror attack. A dog unit was at the scene, and roads have been closed off in the surrounding area.
>Residents reported hearing the explosion at 1 pm, and it is alleged that the family who live in the raided house are Libyan.
Leaked Documents Show Austrian Government Tried to Infiltrate Identitarian Youth Movement
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/28/leaked-documents-austrian-government-tried-infiltrate-identitarian-movement/
>An Austrian far-right group has leaked documents stating an undercover army intelligence agent who defaced a mosque in Graz with a pig’s head was really meant to infiltrate the hipster-right Identitarian youth movement.
>Most of the substance of the documents revolves around an incident in Graz in May 2016 when a pair of pig heads were found at the site where a new mosque was being built in the city.
>A few months later, reports came out that one of the people involved in the act was an Austrian army intelligence agent who was sent to infiltrate right-wing groups.
e0c27f No.78662
It's a neo bases her mental stability off of being able to make threads episode
33ff11 No.78666
I didn't actually have anything prepared tbh
*starts preparing for text thread*
also looks much better tbh
6807f3 No.78667
>>78662
tbh that is a beautiful lass
c36f64 No.78671
I should delete this thread.
9204ee No.78673
>>78671
You're breaking my heart.
149838 No.78675
9cf842 No.78677
>>78671
It was far too early for a new thread tbf
2ece57 No.78678
149838 No.78680
e8bb5f No.78682
d005f0 No.78684
>>78652
>Armed Police Raid a Property in Moss Side
>Moss Side
Im not surprised they need guns tbh.
>all breitbart links
How much do they pay you lad?
c36f64 No.78685
>>78678
I'm not strong enough.
>>78673
It was a funny joke but the thread was active and it was still a while until 700 post mark.Also this is just a way to get a (You) from you.
e0c27f No.78686
File: 647608cccdeb1e5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.62 KB, 910x1280, 91:128, C9Cno5LV0AAJdaJ.jpg large.jpg)
>>78683
>dainty skinny lasses are best lasses
d005f0 No.78687
>>78686
Yep, but not with boy-hair.
6807f3 No.78688
>>78686
got a semi now even if it does have boys hair
d005f0 No.78689
9204ee No.78690
>>78680
>>78684
Aaaaahhh not so loud.
>>78685
I thought Dafty would post her thread lad. I had to defend myself.
e0c27f No.78691
>>78687
>>78688
tbh pretty girls with tomboy haircuts are based and rare and need to be protected in CY+2
9cf842 No.78692
>>78686
>implying that's a lass
33ff11 No.78693
>>78691
it's actually a cute haircut tbh
>>78690
sorry i triggered you into it lass i just wanted to have some fun
now i feel bad
d005f0 No.78694
>>78691
No they arent lad.
>tfw most of my serious girlfriends have at some point had boy-hair
I always tell them I dont like it. Smh its attention seeking.
e0c27f No.78695
File: 000cd6dd251f03f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 278.68 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, C9Cno5NVYAAHD9-.jpg large.jpg)
File: 97e321d1f1df1ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 214.77 KB, 960x1199, 960:1199, C9Cno5MUIAAdUEU.jpg large.jpg)
>>78692
no it's deffo a lass
c36f64 No.78696
>>78690
>you would actually do a preemptive strikes with nukes
Let's just be happy we're not in the universe where you're President, lass. This is why you can't be mod!
e8bb5f No.78697
>>78673
>ywl to see 22st and neo fall out of love with one another
>ywl to see pembs pick up the pieces
6807f3 No.78698
>>78695
semi achieved again smh
d005f0 No.78699
>>78696
>not pre-emptively nuking germany, israel and the congo
This is why Im worried about you lad.
33ff11 No.78700
>>78696
But at least contrary to you she's more trigger happy which is what we might need.
935dab No.78701
read a book today
#suchanerd
lol
33ff11 No.78702
>>78701
a whole book in one day?
6807f3 No.78703
>>78701
what did you read?
9e3162 No.78705
6807f3 No.78706
c36f64 No.78707
>>78704
NAKED SKELLY GIRL INSIDE
046b3f No.78708
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>tfw can't stop shitposting even in real life
9e7707 No.78709
>>78707
Did someone say skellies?
c36f64 No.78710
>>78700
The thread will become a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but she will rule the ashes I guess.
935dab No.78711
>>78702
Na maybe like 30 pages. I did that once though with one of the Witcher books.
>>78703
Conan Hour of The Dragon. Highly testosteronous in all actuality.
9e3162 No.78712
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I cannot stop watching these shite channel 4 dating programmes
c36f64 No.78713
>>78708
TOP FUCKING KEK
cute chubby lass
d005f0 No.78714
>>78701
what was it lad
>>78702
Was that sarcastic or serious lad
>>78708
irl spitroasting is best shitposting.
046b3f No.78715
6807f3 No.78716
>>78707
Lads you dont know what you're doing to me
>>78711
nice lad, are the witcher books worth a read?
9e3162 No.78717
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d005f0 No.78718
>>78707
>>78716
far too skinny reeee they need some curves
9204ee No.78719
>>78697
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS
>>78710
I will be a mod one day because you need me lad. You need my strength.
935dab No.78720
>>78716
translation is weird and hard to follow in a few places but they are good i think
the short stories are best
33ff11 No.78721
I don't like how I suddenly feel happy again. But OK cool I guess.
>>78710
when I watched Mad Max Fury Road I didn't even realize Immortan Joe was the baddie at first
>>78714
not sarcastic he just made it sound that way
>>78708
You have quite the popular channel lad
c36f64 No.78722
>>78716
Daftie's goal body is probably even more skelly than that
c36f64 No.78723
>>78719
Just whisper in my ear, lass
9e3162 No.78724
File: 01f68305067aeb1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.41 KB, 500x1024, 125:256, 01f68305067aeb171e03a1a544….jpg)
>>78719
>I will be a mod one day because you need me lad. You need my strength.
tbh I don't think we need any more mods period
even one is probably enough
6807f3 No.78725
>>78719
>I will be a mod one day
never ever
>>78720
which short story book should i get first? You seem to know what youre talking about
>>78722
Then there something wrong with you
33ff11 No.78726
d005f0 No.78727
>>78721
Oh right I was trying to gauge whether you read a book a day or not. Smh on a day with no work Ill do 500 pages. Maybe I am autistic or ocd or something tbh. brb getting a ritalin script
149838 No.78728
pretty sure i saw you near this site a couple of months ago
9204ee No.78729
>>78723
You need me as much as I need you lad.
>>78724
Only pembs is willing to ban rulebreakers so we do only have one mod tbh.
935dab No.78730
>>78725
https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/3qm8p9/so_you_want_to_read_the_witcher_books_guide/
last wish and sword of destinyt are short storys the rest are a main story that must be read in order
last wish and sword dont matter which order but stories in last wish take place prior to sword of destiny evcen though the book came out second
e8bb5f No.78731
>>78721
>I don't like how I suddenly feel happy again
Most lasses are bipolar lass.
9e7707 No.78732
>>78721
Joe built the closest thing to a functioning society, and may have been mankind's best hope of avoiding extinction in the long run. He was slightly mean to some people though.
149838 No.78733
>>78728
fuck sake forgot to link
>>78729
d005f0 No.78734
9204ee No.78735
149838 No.78736
>>78735
renshaw street liverpool
6807f3 No.78737
>>78730
I'll get Sword and destiny then, cheers
d005f0 No.78738
9204ee No.78739
>>78736
Well that's scary.
9e3162 No.78740
>>78728
Cool it Peter Suttcliffe
9204ee No.78741
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Seems like I'm getting Styx videos in my recommendations now so I'll post it for you.
6807f3 No.78742
>>78739
feels spooky **how does he know what you look like?
149838 No.78743
>>78739
it was random. i was there for work
>>78740
yeah i understand how it looks
d005f0 No.78744
>>78740
>not Denis Nielsen
9e3162 No.78745
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2ece57 No.78746
>>78719
this is why you make the threads?
9204ee No.78747
>>78746
I just want to help out lass. I will carry this board on my shoulders.
935dab No.78748
honestly brit/pol/ has spread out all across the chans now and every one has gone through several boards and sites
we are a diaspora spread out across the internet
were basically jews
we are the eternal anglo after all
d005f0 No.78749
>>78745
>75kb imperiumposting
Yes lad.
d005f0 No.78750
>>78748
>we are basically jews
speak for yourself lad.
33ff11 No.78751
>>78748
Tell me what other imageboard has one or more Brit/pol/s? I didn't think there were any
9e3162 No.78752
d005f0 No.78753
>>78752
I open every spoiler as a rule so it saves me data if you do smol poasts.
6807f3 No.78754
>>78748
>were basically jews
wew
9e3162 No.78755
>just ate an entire packet of fruit pastilles in half an hour
LADS HELP ME
149838 No.78756
>MI5 were warned in January by the U.S. intelligence service that Abedi was part of a North African terror cell planning to strike a political target in Britain
why does mi5 have to be told by outside forces what is going on in the country they're meant to be protecting?
d005f0 No.78757
>>78755
a bag or just a roll of them?
9e3162 No.78758
149838 No.78759
>>78755
are you oswalds replacement?
did he die?
d005f0 No.78760
>>78758
thats not bad tbh.
9e3162 No.78761
>>78759
>are you oswalds replacement?
>did he die?
???
33ff11 No.78762
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>>78732
He gave those whores a house, regular dick and all the other cool shit for exchange of some milk and a pregnancy. Yet they had to fuck off at all costs because opreshun.
d7f72e No.78763
>>78756
They are too busy monitoring this board to focus on the lesser threat of so called "Islamic" terrorism.
149838 No.78764
>>78761
the only imperium poster here is you
what happened to the tripfag who started this chinky posting?
9e3162 No.78765
>>78764
thusspokeoswald has been gone entirely for about a year now. I don't know where he went or why. I miss him tbh
935dab No.78767
>>78764
na theres him
a welsh flag
i think theres another australian flag imperium
and i post imperium a bit sometimes too
we are slowly taking over the board tbh
d005f0 No.78768
>>78763
>monitoring this board
Kek, probably.
>mahmoud, tell me what the horrific hate hole known as /newbrit/ is up to now!
>well sir, they argue about traps a lot..
>AHA! So they are plotting terrorism! Arrest them immediately!
>N-no sir, I mean they argue about transexuals…
6807f3 No.78769
>>78768
>About how to behead them no doubt
>well no again sir, it appears they're argueing about if it gay to suck one of their penises
d005f0 No.78770
>>78769
>tfw this conversation has almost certainly happened at gchq
best timeline tbh.
6807f3 No.78772
>>78770
The last 15 years of this timeline have been fucking bizzare
9e3162 No.78773
>>78771
>average PJW viewers
935dab No.78774
Why haven't you found a based redpilled conservative traditionalist gf like Lauren yet?
9e3162 No.78775
>>78774
>white """""women""""
Why do people still fall for this memi
d005f0 No.78776
>>78774
>Like lauren
because Im not a paki?
6807f3 No.78777
>>78774
i cant unsee the granny mouth lad
6807f3 No.78778
wew lads i think my dick grew a bit
9204ee No.78779
>>78768
Our assigned agent was probably binposter.
9e3162 No.78780
935dab No.78781
>>78775
>>78776
>>78777
leaves more for me then low energy cucks
p.s. pls buy my booksth
d005f0 No.78782
>>78772
I like the thought of an internal war at gchq based in whether or not penises can be feminine tbh.
>>78777
lucky granny-mouth trips lad.
6807f3 No.78783
>>78780
yeah why would that be a bad thing
935dab No.78784
*Traditionalism intensifies*
33ff11 No.78785
>>78778
at your age that's normal
9e3162 No.78786
>>78781
Imagine how vile Cernovich must smell, purely because of that hair.
>>78783
It's just a bit of a strange thing to say is all
d005f0 No.78787
>>78779
and the monitoring finally drove him insane?
>implying im not the deep-cover agent
d005f0 No.78788
6807f3 No.78789
>>78782
>what if its not the dick you're attracted too, but more the idea of something different
>>78785
i was sure i would have stopped by now
>>78786
i just measured now and i was so surprised i posted it without thinking
6807f3 No.78791
>>78788
nah
>>78790
whats that guys name again?
9204ee No.78793
>>78787
Considering all his meltdowns over the last week I think that's exactly what happened.
d005f0 No.78794
>>78789
>measuring
is that normal behaviour for you lad?
>>78791
Its the no.1 killer of angry-nativist hampshites lad.
6807f3 No.78795
>>78792
holy shit, sauce
>>78794
>is that normal behaviour for you lad?
no i just did it on a whim because i was curious
>Its the no.1 killer of angry-nativist hampshites lad.
Good thing im not an angry nativist :^)
9e3162 No.78796
>>78793
>they're horrible bigots but they're also so innocuous
>I can't take this any more
33ff11 No.78797
>>78779
it makes more sense the more you think about it
d005f0 No.78799
>>78795
>did it on a whim
Wew fair play.
>>78798
Cheer up then.
2ece57 No.78800
a65bdf No.78802
0c6cd4 No.78804
>>78739
How does he know what you look like?
>>78729
>You need me as much as I need you lad.
by my side, lass
>>78762
smh wish this lad did more videos. I am sure he gives his patreons a lot but I want it for free smh
>>78778
How did you make dick gains, lad?
>>78793
smh he should have watched the last Attack on Titans with us it has a character who has a meltdown like that as well.
>>78798
DON'T LOP ANYTHING OFF
>>78800
Seems like a common theme around here smh
6807f3 No.78805
>>78799
why did you ask if i did it regulaly tbh?
>>78801
MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78804
sorry lad it did it naturally
149838 No.78806
>>78804
>How does he know what you look like?
i was here years ago when her twitter was posted
9f42dc No.78807
>>78805
just thought it was a bit weird tbh, was checking it wasnt a hobby of yours.
9e3162 No.78808
>>78804
>DON'T LOP ANYTHING OFF
lad I would never do that
33ff11 No.78809
>>78798
>tfw Gorillaz turned to shit
I don't care about the stupid lore of people that don't even exist that they started to overdo in the last decade I just want my goddamn music
6807f3 No.78810
>>78809
yeah the new album was dogshite save a few songs
9e3162 No.78811
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>>78809
I've not even attempted to listen to their latest album tbh
The one they did in 2010 was bad enough, and I thought Albarn had finally given up
0c6cd4 No.78813
>>78806
How did you know who she was years ago?
>>78808
Don't hurt yourself, lad
935dab No.78815
>>78806
>her
Neo is actually a real girl then?
149838 No.78816
>>78812
would have his head bouncing from the ground before he had the chance to flex his muscles
935dab No.78817
e8bb5f No.78818
>>78801
Holy shit /newbrit/ actually got a paedo spammer.
2ece57 No.78819
>>78818
I guess that means we've made it
935dab No.78820
>>78801
stop trying to entrap me
im a good boy who never did nuffin to nobody
0c6cd4 No.78822
>>78819
Did you get to see if he had any previous posts?
935dab No.78823
>its a were being bullied by gchq bullies episode
9e3162 No.78826
6807f3 No.78827
>>78811
notice how good the women is in that, apart from shawn ryder that is a good song
>>78812
quoting 40k is one of the most GO things ive ever seen
2ece57 No.78828
>>78822
no just tried to delete it fast smh
935dab No.78829
>amazon preparing my order for dispatch for like 3 days now
fucking sssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
0c6cd4 No.78830
>>78828
probably for the best, lass. Don't believe anybody would do this as a joke.
9e3162 No.78831
>>78827
Honestly, I like Shaun Ryder, and the song wouldn't be anywhere as near as good if he wasn't in it
935dab No.78832
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33ff11 No.78833
>>78810
I mean speaking sober even their old albums don't have every single song counting as good and every person I talked to about it mostly had the same view favourite songs
I don't understand their obsession with rap, hip-hop, trip-hop, and dub. In every interview Darmon and Hewlett mention that they band is all about experimentation and always venturing into new direction, and defying genres, but everything is mostly a blend of poppy light rock/electronic with some variety of rap.
Pretty much every song with a rap centric or featured is painfully mediocre, with the obvious exceptions.
Plastic Beach had a lot of shit music but I was generally fond of the VERY FUCKING FEW tracks that featured 2D.
Demon Days had a few really good songs, 1 or 2 pretty damn good tracks, and about 6 forgettable ones.
>>78827
I don't really like Ryder but I def liked the song
9f42dc No.78834
>>78823
gchq: a haiku
Well spent tax monies -
Who would post those paedo links?
Oh, GCHQ.
935dab No.78835
>this fucking shit is back
e8bb5f No.78836
>>78830
>don't believe anybody would do this as a joke
Goons do it for lulz but GCHQ and other Five Eyes agencies do it to entrap anons.
33ff11 No.78837
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>>78814
tbh I really liked this one song everyone else hated but I forgot its name and couldn't find it for a long time since it's not on any album
9f42dc No.78838
>>78833
rap and hiphop gave them an excuse to make some superb tunes tbh. I didnt like plastic beach except for remixes. Theres musical elements that go well on vinyl for remixing, more scope than just indie or alternative like blur.
6807f3 No.78839
>>78831
> I like Shaun Ryder
the happy mondays are fucking dreadfull lad, you have very odd taste in everything
>>78833
Nah lass i like pretty much every song in Demon days and most in their original album. Plastic beach however had a few good ones, Rhinestone eyes comes to mind
>>78835
the new brit method
>>78837
i fucking hate doncamatic and that metrosexualyuck
6807f3 No.78841
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>>78838
>rap and hiphop gave them an excuse to make some superb tunes tbh
tbh
leave blur alone
9f42dc No.78842
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>>78839
>happy mondays are dreadful
Kek no way lad
33ff11 No.78843
>>78839
I thought it was a woman singing at first reeeee
9e3162 No.78844
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>>78839
>the happy mondays are fucking dreadfull lad, you have very odd taste in everything
I like Shaun Ryder for the same reasons I liked Lemmy, he's mad as a fish, and it doesn't even matter if he's good at his job.
149838 No.78845
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>>78842
this and loose fit are good tunes
9f42dc No.78846
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>>78841
reee I love blur lad. I was stating the obvious that electronic music can be remixed more than guitar based sounds.
935dab No.78847
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6807f3 No.78850
>>78842
Not my thing shit
>>78844
fair enough
>>78846
ok lad i thought you were talking major smack
0c6cd4 No.78851
9e3162 No.78852
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>one of the fictional characters in gorillaz is a chinky lass
is damon /ourguy/ ?
070407 No.78853
9f42dc No.78854
>>78850
ON HOLIDAY, LOVING THE 90s
ITS PARADISSSSEEEE
070407 No.78855
hahahaha fucking disabled should be slain hahahahaha
070407 No.78856
SHOOT THE DOWNIE IN HIS SKULL HAHAHAHA LURE HIM OVER WITH ICE CREAM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DIE YOU FUCKING WINDOW LICKING ABOMINATION HAHAHAHA
9f42dc No.78857
>>78855
Bring back Freak-Shows tbh. Tuppence to see the spaz, thrupenny bit to throw them some popcorn.
070407 No.78858
>>78857
An whole crown to dangle him from a string and cut him in half with a chainsaw
9e3162 No.78861
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>>78856
>>78855
>>78853
Then we couldn't have stuff like this
935dab No.78862
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9f42dc No.78863
>>78858
*furiously sells my home-produced jam at the market cross to afford a good look at a retard next time the circus comes to town*
9e3162 No.78864
d02ecd No.78865
>>78852
No tbh, he's a lefty faggot. It seems like all big musicians are.
9f42dc No.78866
>>78860
>Jordan-Peterson-memis.jpg
149838 No.78867
>>78861
they're autistic tho
149838 No.78868
9f42dc No.78869
>>78867
>1.35mb
how and why
9e3162 No.78870
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>78867
What about this then
33ff11 No.78871
0c6cd4 No.78872
>>78862
He says traps are gay so it would be gay
d02ecd No.78873
9204ee No.78874
>>78862
He's a good lad tbh but no.
935dab No.78875
*Traditionalism intensifies*
0c6cd4 No.78877
>>78874
Lass did you just play along? How could he recognise you?
9f42dc No.78878
>>78876
>tfw am too data-frugal to watch webms
d02ecd No.78879
>>78875
Is that a lad? Something about that face shape.
9204ee No.78880
>>78877
Because he thinks I'm Virginia.
935dab No.78882
>>78874
idk about that
when i looked at his instagram i remember seeing some leftist anti-trump thing
and i think he smokes too
also posted some atheist bollocks
but i would absolutely demolish his ass and his mouth and fuck him for days on end in every position i could think of and afterwards i would cuddle, kiss and hold hands
then id kick him out and pretend it never happened
9f42dc No.78883
>>78879
the dark-haired one looks like a man
935dab No.78884
>>78879
dark haired one is yeah
9e3162 No.78885
File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)
d02ecd No.78887
>>78884
wew
>>78882
>but i would absolutely demolish his ass and his mouth and fuck him for days on end in every position i could think of and afterwards i would cuddle, kiss and hold hands
WEW
6807f3 No.78889
d02ecd No.78890
0c6cd4 No.78891
0c6cd4 No.78892
>>78888
Adi…. what have you done
2ece57 No.78893
>>78862
>posts that advert then this
lad…
2ece57 No.78897
d02ecd No.78898
>>78888
>I was going to get the quads
>accidentally closed the tab by pressing ctrl-w instead of ctrl-a
Nice digits anyway though, lass.
9e3162 No.78900
>>78888
>homo quads
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
6807f3 No.78901
9204ee No.78902
>>78895
Sorry lad, at least you can't blame any of us this time.
070407 No.78903
>>78899
I'd suck his cock into another fucking dimension m8
2ece57 No.78904
9e3162 No.78905
File: 15b0676f14f491e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.91 KB, 900x1126, 450:563, C-El7KUXYAAaKX_.jpg large.jpg)
0c6cd4 No.78906
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>78888
Is this what the Blood God's party broadcast was about?
9e3162 No.78907
>>78906
Even Blair didn't want gayism
9204ee No.78909
>>78908
Why? Because it's LBC.
070407 No.78910
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
YOU OLD SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Craving a good bit of meaty twink cock tbh lads
070407 No.78912
>Women all want tall lads
935dab No.78913
>>78908
Does it matter?
Theresa May is a radical Marxist anyway.
9e3162 No.78914
>>78912
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
9cf842 No.78915
9204ee No.78916
0c6cd4 No.78917
>>78912
just build an exoskeleton, lad
935dab No.78918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvIBD5jRlks
lauren looks like shit without makeup holy fuck
9cf842 No.78919
>>78916
I want you to fix it
070407 No.78920
>>78917
They will always find out that I am a four foot three anus daemon smh
9e3162 No.78921
>>78918
is the other one actually a tranny
9204ee No.78922
>>78919
I can fix it but only if I become a mod.
0c6cd4 No.78923
>>78918
Looks better without it. Her makeup is thick and disgusting.
>>78921
yeah
935dab No.78924
6807f3 No.78925
>>78910
Want mummies milky milk tbh
>>78912
feels bad man
>>78918
she's still attractive tbh
0c6cd4 No.78926
>>78920
But if you can build an exoskeleton or a mech that works you'll become a rich four foot three anus daemon smh
9cf842 No.78928
>>78922
You evil Machiavellian bitch!
070407 No.78929
>>78926
This is true tbh
*begins plans*
d02ecd No.78930
>>78908
>no option for "neither"
9e3162 No.78931
>wanting huwhite women stood in fields
>when you can have chinky women stood in snow
0c6cd4 No.78934
>>78927
QUICK PAINT A BIG TREE ON EDORAS' GREAT HALL'S WALLS TO SHOW OUR SUPPORT
9cf842 No.78935
>>78932
I can see you, woman
6807f3 No.78936
070407 No.78937
2ece57 No.78938
0c6cd4 No.78939
>>78936
She's the new captain America so she punches Hitler.
149838 No.78940
>>78931
yeah nah
huwhite women all the way m8
6807f3 No.78941
>>78939
i doubt that historically accurate
9e3162 No.78943
>it's a stalker flirting with neo episode
0c6cd4 No.78944
>>78941
“America” Issue 1 – Hitler Gets Punched by a Queer Woman of Color!
>Chavez’s Young Avengers teammates, Kate Bishop and Prodigy, also appeared in this issue with Prodigy playing a bigger role. Prodigy, a bisexual ex-mutant, is the one who makes a machine that syncs with Chavez’s dimension-hopping abilities to send her through time. She punched Hitler!
http://thegeekiary.com/america-issue-1-marvel/41926
d02ecd No.78945
>>78931
>tfw Russia took Sakhalin away from Nippon
0c6cd4 No.78946
>>78942
Probably planted a camera in one of your stuffed duck toys.
6807f3 No.78948
>>78944
>“America” Issue 1 – Hitler Gets Punched by a Queer Woman of Color!
top kek, what the fuck tbh.
9cf842 No.78950
IMPORTANT POLL
SHOULD NEO BE MADE A MOD?
http://poal.me/geusa5
9204ee No.78951
>Lauren Southern in my recommended videos even though I've only ever seen them linked here but never opened them.
That can't be good.
>>78946
I'll have to open them all up individually. I love my ducks but I don't want people watching me.
070407 No.78952
>>78951
misread ducks there tbh
9e3162 No.78953
>>78950
I think she has too much power, and her previous attempts at turning us all into women also make her seem like a she devil
Tough poll tbh
9204ee No.78954
>>78950
Who's calling me a she-devil?
>>78952
Why must you project your dirty mind on to me lad.
0c6cd4 No.78955
>>78950
This isn't a democracy.
>>78951
>I'll have to open them all up individually. I love my ducks but I don't want people watching me.
tfw it was just to throw you off and ruin your ducks. Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale-bullies wins againthey can't keep getting away with this
935dab No.78957
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070407 No.78959
>>78954
Because it is in my nature to want to make love to you. I can't help it but I hold it back so as not to make you feel uncomfortable. This is simply how men are around beautiful ladies. My apologies.
9204ee No.78960
>>78955
Ban the bullies
Or I could ban them for you if you make me a mod.
9e3162 No.78961
File: d740aa42fbb74e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.97 KB, 750x999, 250:333, DA6nLqaUIAAtUDE.jpg large.jpg)
>>78958
>>78957
>nudie photos
lads please stop
0c6cd4 No.78962
>>78960
Who are the bullies, lass? I guess I wouldn't have to ask you that if you were a mod…
33ff11 No.78964
>>78960
stop bringing it up every time it gets a bit annoying
9e3162 No.78965
what is the point of wanting to be a mod tbh
9cf842 No.78966
>>78964
I'd much rather dafty was a mod.
070407 No.78968
>>78964
Don't be jealous of her lass. Some girls have it and some girls do not. Neo has it.
9204ee No.78969
>>78964
That spoiler was addressed to 22st only, smh.
>>78965
Being of service to your countrymen.
9cf842 No.78972
>>78965
>what is the point of wanting to be a mod
You poor naive little child
9cf842 No.78974
>>78971
Anything to block Neo
0c6cd4 No.78976
One of these is not like the other…
2ece57 No.78977
>tfw no perfect neutral robot mod
33ff11 No.78978
>>78974
why do you not like neo then
9f42dc No.78979
>>78972
>power
>an imageboard
pick one tbh.
9f42dc No.78980
2ece57 No.78981
0c6cd4 No.78982
>>78979
But I like having this power. It makes me feel important
e8bb5f No.78983
Might not be too bad of an idea to have Neo as a mod if herts really abandoned the board.
2ece57 No.78984
>>78980
ahh what did you swear at me for
6807f3 No.78985
9e3162 No.78986
>>78983
There are about 2 regulars I'd rather have as a mod than her
nothing personnel
9f42dc No.78987
>>78982
Thats fair tbh lad.
>>78984
>day 76
>nobody suspects Im an android
070407 No.78988
Neo would be our beautiful Princess except she has actual power in legislative decisions
2ece57 No.78989
only Herts can make people mods anyway so this whole discussion is pointless
6807f3 No.78990
>>78986
who? I would only like Dafty
9cf842 No.78991
>>78989
*Neo starts sending Herts nudes*
9f42dc No.78992
>>78989
>implying this isnt the perfect oppurtunity to psychoanalyze folk
d02ecd No.78993
>>78976
Hmm I wonder what the meaning behind this could be
9e3162 No.78994
>>78990
Dafty and Amprim even though he's left us for a lass
33ff11 No.78995
lads please don't put my name and mod in the same sentence
070407 No.78996
>All these /brit/ posters pretending to be regular posters and even stealing their trips to bully Neo
I MUST DEFEND THE PRINCESS
9f42dc No.78997
>>78995
>daftie shouldnt be a mod
What about that one sentence
6807f3 No.78998
>>78994
Anprim is a good lad, believe me i know but i dont think he would be a good mod
>>78995
thats why you would be good lass
9f42dc No.78999
>>78996
is that a new mech lad?
9cf842 No.79001
>>78996
Yes, defend her, with your magic bumbum arts
d02ecd No.79002
>>78995
Daftie should be a moderate muslim
935dab No.79003
>You will never cum inside Julia
Why live?
9f42dc No.79004
>>79000
sweet over 9000 reset trips.
I was kidding anyway, I could think of worse things than that happening
e8bb5f No.79005
MOD RANKS
welshlad > Waifuposter > Neo > Vanlad > Daftie > TheBumBumking > britposter > Imperiumlad
070407 No.79006
>>78999
Introducing the new Space Mech V1.
This machine is the top space mech this side of the galaxy and will protect the Kingdom from all intergalactic bullies. It is arms with a nuclear cannon that travels swiftly through the vacuum of space to destroy its target. This missile is guided by the finest enclosed mech control room which has all the amenities for long term space travel. and descends into the "stomach" of the mech when not in combat. When in combat bulkhead doors shut the head off from the rest of the body to allow for a quick ejection in the event that the body is too damaged to continue on. The head can travel in space for two years without visiting a space station. The body for thirty. Further is the lightsaber for close quarters combat with other mechs. This sword is made out of the souls of captured bullies and can cut through anything except his majesties glorious horns. This will advance our Kingdom into a new era of space dominance.
LONG LIVE THE KING!
070407 No.79007
>>79005
I would make the board a boring SFW Bumling Utopia smh
9f42dc No.79008
>>79005
>Im in the list
Thats an objectively terrible idea, are you literally retarded?
0c6cd4 No.79009
>>78999
Sweet trips, lad. It's the one I used for my OC
935dab No.79010
File: 49b25b08ba7be8e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 839.66 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, 49b25b08ba7be8e659579b23f6….jpg)
9cf842 No.79011
>>78997
>How about his one?
Vanlad should moderate his degenerate boozing and whoring ways
d02ecd No.79012
You lads already watched SnK didn't you?
6807f3 No.79013
>>79005
Fucking awfull list
Welshlad>dafty>Vanlad>me>BumBum>Neo>Waifuposter
2ece57 No.79014
I think I should be a mod tbh
9e3162 No.79015
File: 907add42557ba45⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.65 KB, 593x1010, 593:1010, DApl53QWsAAg4kp.jpg large.jpg)
does anyone know any good places to get custom printed t shirts
9f42dc No.79016
>>79011
absolutely agreed.
9f42dc No.79018
33ff11 No.79019
>>79005
i told myself not to encourage this circlejrk but it's actually a bit fun
http://poal.me/ad2tes
6807f3 No.79020
9f42dc No.79021
>>79014
No way lad youd fuck everything up, the welsh must not be given power. *reads here-be-welsh banner* oh shit
935dab No.79022
tbh i should be a mod but only so i can enforce the ban on barbosa whenever he shows up since the others fail to do this regularly
but i dont want to do it because cba lollolol
9cf842 No.79023
THERE IS ONLY ONER PERSON THAT SHOULD BE A MOD
THE MOD TO END ALL MODS
ALBERTO
935dab No.79024
>>79023
for example i would immediately ban this person
9e3162 No.79025
File: dcda38076654e6b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 144.03 KB, 966x951, 322:317, DApl53NXkAA4OZ8.jpg large.jpg)
>>79020
>ghostlass
She reminds me of young yoko ono tbh
6807f3 No.79026
>>79025
i see what you mean
d02ecd No.79028
>>79021
There is too little diversity in the moderation team. This could be fixed by increasing the number of Welsh moderators. To argue otherwise is racism pure and simple. You aren't a racist are you?
2ece57 No.79029
>>79021
START PLANTING TREES, ANGLO
9204ee No.79030
>>79028
Both the mods are Welsh. What we need is someone to represent the rest of the isles to balance it out.
9f42dc No.79031
>>79028
>welsh diversity
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-38028520
>Every day more than 100 people cross the threshold of a former Methodist church in Cardiff.
>But they are not in search of faith. Instead they are looking for shelter, support, friendship and acceptance.
>For many, entering the Oasis centre for refugee and asylum seekers marks the end of an often traumatic part of their lives and the start of a fresh future.
9f42dc No.79032
>>79030
Can Ronnie Osullivan be a mod then?
935dab No.79033
File: 21a768727839f09⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.96 KB, 736x1101, 736:1101, 4a78c20349668b95c776bd0798….jpg)
9e3162 No.79036
>>79033
please stop posting naked lasses
0c6cd4 No.79037
>>79030
We're like Norman nobility tbh
33ff11 No.79038
>>79032
wew I'd be for that
9f42dc No.79039
>>79029
*plants trees on my way to colonise Angelsey for the Vanno-Britons*
WHAT NOW, CYMRU?
d02ecd No.79040
>>79030
We do represent the whole of the isles though.
9f42dc No.79041
>>79040
In the same way an outdoor toilet represents modern plumbing, yes you do.
070407 No.79042
>>79038
Shut up fat ankled wench
9e3162 No.79043
9f42dc No.79044
>>79042
Can slavs be wenches, lad?
6807f3 No.79045
6807f3 No.79047
>>79044
they'd have to be human first
9e3162 No.79049
6807f3 No.79050
300924 No.79051
>>79042
Could you make some OC of the BumBum King performing strange and wild experiments on Neo?
9f42dc No.79052
>>79046
22st is the princess of /newbrit/.
300924 No.79053
>>79046
This is a good idea.
9204ee No.79054
>>79042
You see, if I was a mod I'd ban this sort of behavior.
>>79046
>choose your /newbrit/ waifu
I choose SA.
d02ecd No.79055
>>79041
Ummm that's racist lad, even more racist than refusing to give us absolute power.
9f42dc No.79056
>>79055
*aquisces to giving you absolute power as reperations for the years of anti-welsh racism you've suffered*
070407 No.79057
>>79043
>>79044
>>79045
>>79048
If I bully her she will show nudes tbh
>>79051
Maybe, seeing as she attacked me for defending hair : >>79054
9f42dc No.79058
>>79057
I dont want to see any nudes on here tbh lad, but crack on tbh.
9e3162 No.79059
>>79057
>nudes
I don't want to see underage nudes
070407 No.79060
>>79059
I do. Yours specifically.
9f42dc No.79061
NUTTALL SUPPORTS DEATH PENALTY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40078433
UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has said he would be willing to execute those who kill children or British soldiers.
>Asked by the Mail on Sunday if he was prepared to act as executioner, Mr Nuttall replied: "Yes."
>Mr Nuttall told the paper: "I would like to see the death penalty for terrorists and child killers.
>"'For people who kill a (British) soldier and harm children, I would not have a problem doing it. I believe in capital punishment for treason. Opinion polls show the vast majority of people agree with me."
borrowed from a druid tbh
9e3162 No.79062
070407 No.79063
>>79059
Ayyyyyyy Billy Rainbow wants to see that little slut naked. She's a bit to old for the lotus cult but who cares nigga!
0c6cd4 No.79064
6807f3 No.79065
>>79061
BASED link to original post
070407 No.79066
>>79062
In Billy Rainbow's mind you are a twelve year old boiiiiii
9e3162 No.79067
>>79061
He's using the old Duterte strategy
9f42dc No.79068
>>79065
whoops youre right
>>>/pol/9991945
>>79064
I was paranoid youd take offense at that tbh.
9f42dc No.79069
>>79067
>doing a Duterte
Eating rice as a main dietary component?
0c6cd4 No.79070
>>79068
>I was paranoid youd take offense at that tbh.
Wew, lad. Don't worry. I'm cute. I'm probably the cutest lass here
070407 No.79071
Billy rainbow my buy these for wank rags
http://www.next.co.uk/g753384s4#423152
Billy Rainbow loves the little lasses
6807f3 No.79073
>>79071
oh lad, i dont like this persona one bit
c52348 No.79074
0c6cd4 No.79075
>>79071
yeah Billy Rainbow is banned
070407 No.79076
>>79073
*sacrifices you to the lotus cult*
9f42dc No.79077
>>79070
*shamelessly flirts with you*
>>79071
>>79073
tbh it certainly offends some people so it is a viable posting strategy
9e3162 No.79078
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>scott steiner is still going
what the fuck
070407 No.79079
>Billy Rainbow is in this thread
9f42dc No.79080
>>79078
is this wrastling lad?
>tfw it was called wwf when I watched it
9e3162 No.79081
>>79079
Only you can stop him bbk
0c6cd4 No.79082
>>79079
Get him, lad. We don't look down on vigilantism around here.
300924 No.79083
you guys should be flattered tbh
Nobody ever wants to see my nudes.
9f42dc No.79084
>>79079
>>79081
>bbk
Does this also stand for Boy better know?are you secretly a grime mc lad? sick tbh.
070407 No.79085
>>79081
>>79082
Since he escaped from his crimes at the BBBC (BumBum Broadcasting Corporation) we have searched for him long and far.
I shall conspire to set a trap.
9f42dc No.79086
>>79083
I dont want to see any nudes unless they are in the same room as me.
6807f3 No.79087
>>79083
>muh a girl and nobody loves me
lad ou cant be half as hideous as you think
c52348 No.79088
It's ogre lads
Britain Elects @britainelects 2m
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 42% (+6)
CON: 40% (-4)
LDEM: 8% (-1)
UKIP: 3% (-1)
(via @YouGov / 27 - 28 May)
6807f3 No.79089
>>79086
odd rule for a promiscuous man
0c6cd4 No.79090
2ece57 No.79091
9f42dc No.79092
>>79089
Not if you think about it lad. Im an upstanding citizen during daylight hours.
9e3162 No.79094
File: f14d1789306aeb0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 584.53 KB, 751x1000, 751:1000, f14d1789306aeb0f181e9b312b….jpg)
33ff11 No.79095
9204ee No.79097
>>79088
*manipulation of public perception intensifies*
300924 No.79098
>>79087
I'm pretty fucking gorgeous actually.
6807f3 No.79099
>>79092
this reads more like im bad half the time then im good half the time tbh
>>79098
oh shit not you
9e3162 No.79100
070407 No.79101
Flipped on my mum for saying she was going to vote labour today
Sad she was a lazy fat fuck who wants any excuse for money except working and votes labour who will facilitate the rape of her granddaughters smh
"but it doesn't happen here"
FACK AAAAAAAAAAAF
d02ecd No.79102
>>79088
Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse
0c6cd4 No.79103
Soon we're going to literally need migrants to make food that is illegal for whites to make.
c52348 No.79104
>>79102
The twitter shilling days were the best
9e3162 No.79105
9f42dc No.79106
>>79099
Ummmm
>Im an upstanding citizen during daylight hours AND WHEN IM ASLEEP
Any better?
046b3f No.79107
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ayo, re-uploaded a proper quality one
0c6cd4 No.79108
d02ecd No.79109
>>79101
>"but it doesn't happen here"
Where does she live that doesn't have freedom of movement with the rest of the UK? And can I move there?
070407 No.79110
>>79107
*dislikes video to make you look like a cunt*
046b3f No.79111
>>79108
I don't know how to make webms tbh
2ece57 No.79112
300924 No.79113
070407 No.79114
>>79109
She was talking about rape gangs (even though it does happen ear*
6807f3 No.79115
>>79101
the fam voted lib dem apart from dad wh ovoted ukip
>>79106
i'd say roughly 75% better provided you sleep half the night
300924 No.79116
>>79101
Who is "it doesn't happen here" any kind of excuse?
d02ecd No.79117
>>79114
I want to rebuild Offa's Dyke (only the other way around this time) and kick all the non-Britons out.
9e3162 No.79118
File: 53ec9ec8d5bcf59⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 306.44 KB, 880x1250, 88:125, DAvSo4aXUAAIco8.jpg large.jpg)
070407 No.79119
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>79116
They're so fucking oblivious I want to kill and eat them AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9f42dc No.79121
>>79119
PURPLE AKI SQUEEZED MY BICEP
046b3f No.79122
9f42dc No.79124
d02ecd No.79126
>>79116
It's not even an argument. Even if it doesn't happen where she lives it's only a matter of time. They are not just going to stay cooped up in their ghettos. How does she think those ghettos formed in the first place?
0c6cd4 No.79127
9f42dc No.79128
*jewgles 'can you be hit by lightning in a van*
>While a car provides some protection from lightning, as the metal frame directs lightning currents to the ground, vehicles can still be damaged by a strike. Lightning damage to a vehicle includes pitting, arcing and burning along with electrical system issues,
hmmmm
300924 No.79129
>>79122
>Maybe, maybe not
Could you be more specific please? My GCHQ handler really wants to know.
We're trying to prevent terrorism here, this is important.
33ff11 No.79131
>>79123
Moonman you have a nice voice
6807f3 No.79132
9e3162 No.79133
>>79131
>>79107
Moonman in Daftie's gash already
33ff11 No.79134
9f42dc No.79135
>>79129
fucking lazy cunts should already be locking him up for besmirching a shortbread-paki flag.
9f42dc No.79136
>>79132
Theres a big old thunderstorm going past tonight apparently. Smh hopefully you get it too.
>>79134
Who?
9e3162 No.79138
070407 No.79139
*goes to Orange Lodge march*
They have a guy who looks like Mugabe tbh
6807f3 No.79140
>>79134
bit mean
>>79136
where abouts are you?
046b3f No.79141
>>79131
Th-Thanks, l-lass
I don't like my own voice tbh, horrid mix of cockney and west country from my dad with an awful welsh-Irish-ulster-scouse accent from my mum
9f42dc No.79142
>>79140
Back in the ghetto west sussex. Going to Dover tomorrow, fucking shit long drive.
070407 No.79143
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ohhhhhh this is so cute! I love him! I hope Brandon proposals too me. Unless Noah decides to take me back after what i did with the Basketball team!
9f42dc No.79144
>>79138
Oh hes a porkster by the look of it all right.
2ece57 No.79145
>>79142
catch some 'fugees for us lad
300924 No.79147
>>79135
We've already despatched the helicopter, just awaiting confirmation.
We're far from lazy, Chief Inspector Mahmood Ahmed Hussein has had us working 24/7 to stamp out Islamophobic right wing extremist tweets and Facebook posts all week.
9f42dc No.79148
>>79145
*sprays CS gas into the back of every lorry at the service station* Thatll teach the fuckers.
070407 No.79149
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I once got one of these videos removed for saying I was the bf of a girl in it but the girl was fucking fit so I do not care to be honest with you fam
300924 No.79150
>>79141
We have audio-visual confirmation that the far right terrorist known as "Moon Man" has been positively identified.
9e3162 No.79151
9f42dc No.79152
>>79147
*curtain rises*
>mahmood, tell me about the penis on the transsexual just posted - would you say its feminine?
>uh n-no sir?
>what do you mean no? but youve seen so much posting data about this?
>s-sir a penis cant be feminine
>nonsense mahmoud, just look at it! does that look like a mans penis to you?
*curtain closes*
so glad to have them tbh lads.
070407 No.79153
>>79151
Play your music over it and watch the sexy young american lasses lad or maybe Canadian if you want gooks with the looks
9e3162 No.79154
>>79153
Sounds a bit noncey lad
070407 No.79155
>>79154
I like young PERKY TITS LAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
486087 No.79156
Evening laddos.
Any news?
0c6cd4 No.79157
>>79152
based right wing extremist lasses with penises
9e3162 No.79158
>>79156
I've not been cured of my obsession overnight
070407 No.79161
>>79160
how many sexy young girls at your school lass? I hear the AoC is 14 do many lose virginity at that age? Tell me lass?
6807f3 No.79162
>>79142
Christ lad, better get some snacks for that trek
9e3162 No.79163
>>79142
How do you manage showering in a van?
2ece57 No.79164
WHYYYYYYYYYY HOW COULD SHE DO THISSSSSSSSSS *cries*
9e3162 No.79165
486087 No.79166
>>79158
Oh, guess I prayed to the wrong God/s.
>>79160
wew pls no.
9e3162 No.79167
>>79166
>Oh, guess I prayed to the wrong God/s.
Sorry lad
2ece57 No.79168
>>79165
if her channel went down I don't know what I'd do
9204ee No.79169
>>79164
Kay finally made a meal so bad that even she wanted to take it off the internet for public safety.
6807f3 No.79170
>>79164
i hate how horrible people are to her
>>79166
oh hey lad
9e3162 No.79172
>>79168
>>79169
>>79170
Put a load of her videos in the cytube tbh
She seems to be the anti-reviewbrah imo
c2e5d1 No.79173
>>79122
You should buy a yoke for that webbing.
486087 No.79174
>>79167
That’s ok, I will try a different God tonight.
>>79170
Hey lad. Good weekend?
6807f3 No.79175
>>79174
grand, got camping tommorow too. You?
046b3f No.79176
>>79173
I have one, just didn't feel like attaching it for the video tbh
0c6cd4 No.79177
>>79169
She should start writing for Breitbart
9e3162 No.79178
>>79174
>That’s ok, I will try a different God tonight.
I'm not sure if it will ever work
Don't waste too much time on me
9f42dc No.79179
>>79122
I wrote you a limerick lad:
There once was a lad who was /brit/ist,
Posted a video looking like he's unfittest.
He attacked the scottish way,
Got nicked the next day,
Now he shares a cell with a muslim extremist.
cb83a8 No.79180
We need to start a mod campaign.
#Make Alberto Great Again
And
#Never Neo
9e7707 No.79181
AAAAAAAAAH Why am I so horny today?
I'm sorry. One of you lasses is going to have to take my seed. There's no two ways about it.
6807f3 No.79182
>>79179
top kek lad, do another one
a65bdf No.79183
9204ee No.79184
>>79177
Breitbart has enough talent as it is.
9f42dc No.79185
>>79163
gym, leisure center, swimming centre, friends and family, some pubs. Its not that hard tbh, just annoying to have to wait till I go somewhere after I get in from work to have a shower.
9204ee No.79188
>>79187
She loves you too.
cb83a8 No.79189
>>79182
The Sad Story Of /newbrit/
There once was a board called /newbrit/
Whose mods were all bullies and gits,
They made Neo mod
Because of her bod
And she banned them all, laughing in fits
6807f3 No.79190
>>79189
haha this ones even better lad And a fucking prophecy
0c6cd4 No.79191
>>79188
Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale?
2ece57 No.79192
>>79189
you're a jerk bins
9e7707 No.79193
0c6cd4 No.79194
9e3162 No.79195
File: bc32a6f7c60b751⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.25 KB, 1278x1854, 71:103, DAFUA2LW0AAQB2g.jpg large.jpg)
9204ee No.79196
>>79191
Yes, of course she loves you.
>>79193
Rude.
9f42dc No.79197
>>79182
I once knew a lad called britposter,
Who put a butter knife inside of a toaster.
Theres was a bang and a flash,
And his skin turned to ash,
Now instead we call him britroaster
Theres a lass online called the bumbumking,
who is into an weird and strange thing.
He ties knots in his hair,
Waves while they stare,
then bends over and shows schoolchildren his ding.
486087 No.79198
>>79175
>got camping tommorow
Nice. At a campsite or are you going to steal a nights sleep on someone else’s land?
>>79178
no no I insist.
0c6cd4 No.79199
>>79196
Why are you speaking in third person, Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale?
9e3162 No.79200
>22st and neo flirting episode
NO NO NO
>>79198
>no no I insist.
why
722fef No.79201
Anprim for mod
He has a killer bod
Freedom in absentia
There shall be no censure
And with his presence
There will be great resonance
And the party broadcast will carry on forever more
6807f3 No.79203
>>79197
*claps* Lad i love these they're great
>>79198
campsite
>>79201
>Anprim leaves
>very pro anrpim user turns up with no flag or trip
Hmmm who /thinking/
9e3162 No.79204
>>79203
As long as the lad is back it's ok
6807f3 No.79206
0c6cd4 No.79207
>>79205
Lass don't reveal his secret identity
9f42dc No.79208
>>79201
ode to anprim tbh
There once was a poster called anprim
but nobody knows what happened to him
He ran off with a gril,
or maybe he's ill,
either way hes not here so its grim.
6807f3 No.79209
070407 No.79210
There once was a lass with a willy
She wore no knickers and was chilly
She had me for supper
I got my willy upper
Now she insists she's a Billy
722fef No.79211
>>79203
>>79202
>>79205
>>79207
Good day ta ye laddies, I ams Anprim's Northern Irish cousin, Antrim. Anprim can't make it to the keyboard right now, due to an awful accident involving a flip up light and his gf, so he's dictating his posts to me.
070407 No.79212
>/newbrit/ poetry bash
I like this tbh
9e3162 No.79213
>>79211
did he get his nob trapped in the pop up lights of his car again
9f42dc No.79214
070407 No.79215
>>79211
Did he burn her willy?
722fef No.79216
>>79213
What do you mean again? He hasn't told me about the firs-
Huh? What what are you talking about?
0c6cd4 No.79217
>>79211
I fucking knew it he was in an accident smh poor lad. I hope he's okay
070407 No.79218
2ece57 No.79219
9f42dc No.79220
>>79216
>>79213
Smh he probably left the power on an welded his knob to a bulb
9e3162 No.79221
>>79216
Every lad isn't really a man if he doesn't shag his car at least once.
33ff11 No.79222
>>79221
He said you're gonna look good in that car, it'S a hot little car
722fef No.79223
>>79215
He says she doesn't have a willy so she's not your kind of Girl BBK.
>>79214
Smh he's said some nice things about you lad
>>79217
He's fine and he wants you all to know he's doing well, he just has his hands full that's all
a65bdf No.79224
WHITE founts falling in the Courts of the sun,
And the Soldan of Byzantium is smiling as they run;
There is laughter like the fountains in that face of all men feared,
It stirs the forest darkness, the darkness of his beard;
It curls the blood-red crescent, the crescent of his lips; 5
For the inmost sea of all the earth is shaken with his ships.
They have dared the white republics up the capes of Italy,
They have dashed the Adriatic round the Lion of the Sea,
And the Pope has cast his arms abroad for agony and loss,
And called the kings of Christendom for swords about the Cross. 10
The cold queen of England is looking in the glass;
The shadow of the Valois is yawning at the Mass;
From evening isles fantastical rings faint the Spanish gun,
And the Lord upon the Golden Horn is laughing in the sun.
night lads
9f42dc No.79225
>>79221
AND THATS WHY I CALL IT THE FUCK TRUCK
*female swooning intensifies*
6807f3 No.79226
2ece57 No.79227
9f42dc No.79228
>>79224
Night lad, almost 2nd of june, just a few more sleeps.
>>79223
*apologies to anprims potato-family*
Hes a good lad, can he recieve texts?
9e3162 No.79229
File: 37dffe403235fb9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 212.23 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, DA64xyhXgAA99CK.jpg large.jpg)
070407 No.79230
>>79224
*hugs you from behind in bed*
We are in bed but this is no time to sleep ;)
722fef No.79231
>>79224
Anprim says good night
6807f3 No.79232
>>79225
I bet you always bringing them to the FUCK TRUCK
9f42dc No.79233
>>79230
By jove you're right!
RAHOWA NOW
33c78f No.79235
>>79228
His phone is certainly functioning, he's glued to it and smiles at it a lot, smh what a bender.
070407 No.79236
Wessex said "night" to /newbrit/
But BumBum grab his left tit
They fucked all night
Wessex' arse was tight
And BumBum's nob's now covered in shite
6807f3 No.79237
>>79235
> he's glued to it and smiles at it a lot, smh what a bender.
probebly talking to that lass smh
>>79236
Uh… Lovely
9f42dc No.79238
>>79232
rarely tbh lad its not easy to convince them that Im not a pedo-pikey. Done more than a few in hotel rooms though. tbh In-call escorts make it cheaper than getting a hotel room with a yummy mummy after a night out.
0c6cd4 No.79240
>>79236
He's not a homo, lad. You would have had to wrestle him into submission
070407 No.79241
There once was a girl of seven
Her face was sent straight from heaven
Billy Rainbow gave her his seed
He made her cunt bleed
But she told so he fled to Devon
(USER WAS BANNED FOR NONCERY) 9f42dc No.79242
>>79235
Sweet Ill hit him up with some details tomorrow if I dont forget. And maybe definitely some abuse.
070407 No.79243
There once was a nonce on the loose
So BumBum made up a noose
He went down to Devon
With posters eleven
And found that naughty goose
070407 No.79244
>>79240
I'll get the oil you get the ropes
6807f3 No.79245
>>79238
i know we've talked about walking out the pub and into the carpark for a Good "fuck truckin" before and how theoretically badly it would go
9f42dc No.79246
>>79241
There once was a nonceposter called Rainbow,
Who touched little girls who had said no.
He fiddled with one,
But her dad had a gun,
Now hes in an oil drum 6 feet below.
6807f3 No.79247
9f42dc No.79248
>>79245
scenario a) woman is sober
Only a hippie type would be alright with this really. never happened yet
scenario b) woman is a bit pissed
More likely to accept a quickie in a van, pretty exciting and naughty for them, and me tbh. twice
scenario c) very drunk
Definitely most ikely, but Id be seen helping a stumbling woman into the back of an unmarked van, which might get armed response here pretty quickly.
This is assuming a typical mid 40s lass of course. I definitely couldnt bring a tinder date or whatever back here.
ahhhhhh the microeconomics of cougar-hunting drives me mad
9e3162 No.79249
File: 24ba053ba3d3948⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.3 KB, 373x560, 373:560, eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2….jpg)
9204ee No.79250
>>79249
Who is the nice lad behind that tranny?
6807f3 No.79251
>>79248
twice eh? What was it like, cant imagine the lack of space can help
046b3f No.79252
Ayo, can someone make a webm conversion of this?
0c6cd4 No.79253
>It's a government pays lad to kill someone episode
070407 No.79254
I once saw a dick that was black
I once heard lips that did smack
Imagine my strife
When I saw my wife
Getting fucked by niggers from the back!
There once was a board without humour
Well anyway that was the rumour
'Til one fateful night
The mods used their might
To act like a malignent tumour
>>79246
We'll catch him one day yes we will
For we are all willing to kill
Famous for his pop
And rainbow coloured top
Rainbow can't keep raping still!
Imagine if you took a joke
About giving a small kid a poke
With a big naughty willy
Well it would be silly
To act like you were a big bloke!
See how degenerates are able
To get so self-righteous o'er fables
They huff and they puff
Oh my they're so tough!
But they'd fuck a horse in a stable
9e3162 No.79255
>>79250
why are you so mean
She's a really pretty girl AND she's an AJ Styles fan
9f42dc No.79256
>>79251
Theres enough room to use the bed/sofa, against the carpeted walls, on the floor, etcetera. Going back into the pub with them afterwards is the best bit tbh.
0c6cd4 No.79257
Why does he keep saying shit like this while also being against angry nativists?
486087 No.79258
>>79253
He was a bernout tbh. Looking through his social media he genuinely seems mad.
9204ee No.79259
>>79255
Her eyes are too squinty and her nose is fucked up. The lad behind her is much more appealing.
070407 No.79260
>>79257
Well can you imagine my shock!?
When Alex Jones took out his cock
It fell in my mouth
Then traveled down south
I'm not a racist
67785b No.79261
>>79249
Neo
There was a young lady called Neo,
Whose habits were twisted and evil,
She played boys for fools,
Was wicked and cruel,
And prick teased just like a she-devil.
9e3162 No.79264
File: 0a3ae6a7f22cfb6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.44 KB, 671x1000, 671:1000, CwJ5D2jXEAA7jzh.jpg large.jpg)
0c6cd4 No.79265
>>79263
Oh he's open about being a homo?
070407 No.79267
>>79261
There once was this cunt called anon
And everyone wanted him gone
He kept coming back
For us to attack
And look how he's just a >(1)
0c6cd4 No.79268
33ff11 No.79269
>>79263
what happened to his face is this him?
9204ee No.79271
>>79261
That's quite flattering tbh.
9f42dc No.79272
>>79260
racism, a haiku
some people are white
these are indeed the best race.
then there are niggers.
67785b No.79273
>>79271
Yes, you would think that!
0c6cd4 No.79274
>>79273
Oh it's binposter
>>79271
Guess he likes you after all. Likes you enough to make a limerick
9e3162 No.79275
>>79261
You're serenading her, lad.
67785b No.79276
>>79267
The Tragedy of Bum Bum
There was a King of Bum Bum,
Whose poor mind was warped and quite dumb,
It was his style,
To LARP paedophile,
But really that's all he'd become.
6807f3 No.79277
>>79276
>these burns
woah lad
486087 No.79278
>>79265
He claims to have a wife but he shared a room with Blaire White at some civnat conference last year. He also clearly enjoys the company of “cuteboys” and agreed on Twitter that him and the young lad in the photo made a “good couple”.
I put him down as a probable homo.
>>79269
It’s him. I think that is just he’s happy face.
2ece57 No.79279
070407 No.79280
>>79276
There once was a lad with poor scansion
Who could write not poem nor chanson
He was a pagan
Who acted like Fagin
And built a shitposting mansion
486087 No.79281
9e3162 No.79282
Any other type of posting > Limerick posting > Marmite posting > BBC posting
0c6cd4 No.79283
67785b No.79284
9204ee No.79285
>>79278
>tfw no based anti-sjw trans youtuber room mate
9f42dc No.79287
>>79279
i know nothing about pembs, its true
but i wanted to write you a poem too.
Couldnt think what to write
bases on how you are on this site
So Ill end it by calling you ttpw.
070407 No.79288
>>79276
Further I add you're a faggot
Whose willy looks just like a maggot
I'd say I'd shag your mum
But she looks like a Hun
So I'll refrain and just call you a haggot
0c6cd4 No.79289
>>79285
We'll accommodate TTPW and Leon in the Newbrit mansion. TTPW already has some publicity tbh.
>>79287
Top kek
070407 No.79291
So now is the time I see
To bid you all a bon nuit
Won't see you tomorrow
For I have to follow
The lodge up to the sea
9f42dc No.79292
6807f3 No.79293
anti marmite is anti britain
486087 No.79294
>>79286
>We'll put him down as a probable part time queer
9e3162 No.79295
File: 07fa48b52194cf5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 154.89 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, C-tU-NhW0AEXspy.jpg large.jpg)
9f42dc No.79296
>>79291
goodnight boy better know.
0c6cd4 No.79297
9204ee No.79298
>>79289
Sounds like the citadel of /newbrit/ will be a rowdy place.
6807f3 No.79299
9e3162 No.79300
486087 No.79301
2ece57 No.79302
>>79287
thanks for making me one. I guess I'm quite plain
9f42dc No.79303
>>79298
*does donuts in anprims car on the front lawn*
*steals your wifi*
0c6cd4 No.79304
>>79298
We'll be living the threads.
67785b No.79305
>>79302
Forever the man they call Pembs,
Shall gather good hearts and good friend,
His kindly demeanour,
Shall make a believer,
Of cynics, and skeptics, no end.
67785b No.79307
67785b No.79308
9f42dc No.79309
>>79302
I was planning one that makes the back-garden amberlamps into a welsh kidnap mobile but rhymes for ambulance, garden, pembs and kidnap arent very good.
9204ee No.79310
>>79306
Make the next thread pls, I'll probably be in bed before we hit 700.
9f42dc No.79311
>>79306
ahhhh i didnt mean it that way sorry lad
>>79302
67785b No.79312
>>79309
I made one for Pembs here, but everyone is ignoring it for some reason.
>>79305
33ff11 No.79313
>>79310
aye captain
thank you
9e3162 No.79314
>>79310
>neo letting someone make the next thread
what a time to be alive
9f42dc No.79315
>>79305
i was distracted by the interestingly tatooed chap.
much better tbh.
0c6cd4 No.79316
>>79312
it's beautiful, lad
9f42dc No.79318
Next thread: Rudyard Kipling edition?
6807f3 No.79319
There once was a lad called Britposter
All through school he was a coaster
Now he stays up all night
being a nasty Hampshite shitposter
070407 No.79320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*makes a cheeki post tooth brushing post
67785b No.79321
>>79315
>>79316
Thanks, it's the one I'm most pleased with tbh. Even though I meant friends, not friend.
Don't know why everyone's ignoring it. Maybe they prefer the bitchy ones.
9f42dc No.79322
>>79319
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU USED COASTER, I COULDNT THINK HOW THE FUCK TO DO THAT REEEEEEEEEEEE. nice work.
9e3162 No.79323
File: 287200ddd0f3c96⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.94 KB, 928x1280, 29:40, DAiNN0tXUAQlndQ.jpg large.jpg)
2ece57 No.79324
>>79305
ahh that's nice
>>79306
hmm I don't know
>>79309
hahaha. I appreciate it anyway lad
>>79311
don't worry don't worry
67785b No.79325
Right, so. Everyone prefers it when I'm being nasty then?
2ece57 No.79326
>>79325
please stay kind lad it was a nice poem
9e3162 No.79327
67785b No.79328
>>79327
>>79326
But I get more (You)s that way.
2ece57 No.79329
>>79319
shitposting is a art
9f42dc No.79330
>>79321
UUUU
A talented anon came to /newbrit/
With no flag on, to his credit.
wrote a very nice poem
to pembs, from him
but it seems everyone has ignored it.
33ff11 No.79331
>>79328
the (You)s have corrupted you
6807f3 No.79332
>>79322
thanks lad
There once was a Man in a van
He was a memiber of the Ku Klux Klan
One day he ran over a man
He did it because that mans Lass was originally from Afganistan
2ece57 No.79333
>>79328
but you make other people happy this way
33ff11 No.79334
i was at a lake
there was a snake
i had lots of fun
then i had to run
actually happened yesterday
9f42dc No.79335
Poets are the unacknowledged legislators tbh lads.
>A Defence of Poetry" is an essay by the English poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, written in 1821 and first published posthumously in 1840 in Essays, Letters from Abroad, Translations and Fragments by Edward Moxon in London. It contains Shelley's famous claim that "poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world".
9e3162 No.79336
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>79334
>not taking the snake in
what are you racist
6807f3 No.79337
>>79333
There once was a man called Pembs
All Pembs wanted was happiness for his friends
But in doing so he forgot
what matters a lot
being happy yourself is what matters in the end
9f42dc No.79338
>>79334
there once was a lad called dafty lass
Who went to a lake to fish for bass
(s)he took a luch break
when out slid a snake
so away from their (s)he had to haul ass
33ff11 No.79340
bastard was swimming at the surface, and instead of minding his business he decided to get out exactly where i was
don't know what snake it was but i naturally don't want trouble
>>79338
wew
nice
d7f72e No.79341
>>79330
Thanks lad.
>>79331
I'll bear that in mind.
>>79333
Ok, I'll try to be good but I can't promise.
I'm off to bed now, no more poems. Night everyone.
722fef No.79342
6807f3 No.79343
>>79339
thanks lad, i was struck with inspiration
>>79341
night
33ff11 No.79344
>>79341
night
wear the flag again some time
6807f3 No.79345
>>79342
there once was alad known as amprim
He often acted out at a whim
Untill he met a lass who made him less grim
A feeling that returned when he found she was a him
2ece57 No.79346
>>79334
spooky
>>79337
AHHH LAD fuck. very good..
>>79341
night
6807f3 No.79347
9e3162 No.79348
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going to bed lads
Hope you all get chinky gfs
0c6cd4 No.79349
There was a lass of short stature
She was quite the deceptive actor
5'5 she said she was
then 5'7, her lies had no pause
I buried her 6 feet below with a tractor
33ff11 No.79350
>>79346
*hugs you*
>spooky
yeah a bit
6807f3 No.79351
33ff11 No.79353
>>79349
that better be not Pombles you are talking about
486087 No.79354
>>79348
Night Lad. Let me know if you wake up into European lasses.
0c6cd4 No.79355
9e3162 No.79357
>>79354
I will do lad
don't hold your breath
44d5a0 No.79359
I miss talking with them.
9204ee No.79360
Night night, I've got a thunderstorm to sleep through apparently.
>>79355
*gives you a quick kissy*
486087 No.79362
>>79357
Thanks for the double (You).
33ff11 No.79363
>>79358
nice OC
but I'm shorter than bembs
9e3162 No.79364
>>79362
my way of apologising to you for not liking huwhite women
0c6cd4 No.79365
>>79360
Comfy, lass. Goodnight
*tucks you in so you're nice and comfy*
0c6cd4 No.79366
>>79359
Having a break from them?
33ff11 No.79367
>>79360
thunderstorms are comfy. night.
6807f3 No.79368
>>79358
dank OC lad
>>79359
who?
9f42dc No.79370
0c6cd4 No.79371
9f42dc No.79372
>>79367
Its here for me too, they arent comfy if it might fry me while Im asleep.
0c6cd4 No.79373
>>79372
I am sure it will be painless , lad
9f42dc No.79374
486087 No.79375
What happens when I reach peak fitness?
486087 No.79377
>>79372
Lad. Try not to get fried.
9f42dc No.79379
>>79375
you start shitting gold nuggets and pissing lemongrass tea.
6807f3 No.79380
>>79374
The mighty storm raged on
Everyone inside their homes
except one Moron
who pakred by the side of the road
33ff11 No.79381
>>79375
you will be very proud of yourself and start loving yourself and your chances of suicide will drop to zero
6807f3 No.79382
>>79378
so are their unironic pagans and what do they believe exactly?
0c6cd4 No.79384
>>79382
Don't know. Maybe he has a video about it
6807f3 No.79385
c2e5d1 No.79386
>>79382
normal atheism but with "archetypes"
486087 No.79389
>>79378
Oh… Could be worse but I’m not attending any Pride parades.
I don’t want to have a Johnny Bravo bod though tbh.
>>79379
wew lad
>>79381
Lass….I have never considered suicide.
9f42dc No.79390
>>79380
In a thunderstorm,
A van is not good shelter.
More like a coffin.
Im having that in my gravestone if this kills me.
9f42dc No.79393
>>79381
>chances of suicide drop to zero
This is untrue tbh, from personal experience.
6807f3 No.79394
>>79386
so they dont believe in gods they just fug about? sounds cool kinda larping tbh
>>79390
i like it, maybe they will bury you in the van
9f42dc No.79396
>>79394
Do they do viking burials but with vans? Id like that tbh.
44d5a0 No.79397
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>79366
Trying to lad, they keep trying to talk to me though, but I've been trying to ignoring them which makes me feel kinda bad tbh.
But it's for the best.
>>79368
>who?
Someone I shouldn't have got involved with.
6807f3 No.79403
>>79396
could put the van on a ferry and then burn it down guerrilla style i guess
>>79397
yeah but who, i cant be arsed to play this game tonight so just say it lad
9f42dc No.79404
>>79403
>tfw take 1000 tourists to valhalla with me as my eternal mead-servers
Perfect plan lad.
0c6cd4 No.79405
6807f3 No.79406
How do i learn about Pagan shit? I wanna larp as a pagan like the golden one
6807f3 No.79409
it appears the storm has reached me
00dad1 No.79532
>>79406
Try asking him lad
00dad1 No.79534
>>79532
Otherwise this seems like a good start
https://larhusfyrnsida.com/