f29f72 No.6735
35b603 No.6737
f68968 No.6739
f7ded6 No.6741
>>6735
Oh for fucks sake Ill see myself out
73b11b No.6742
>>6735
>3rd
You should be more confident, lad
c6c4d9 No.6744
>>6741
Don't worry, lad. I have your back
f0acd1 No.6745
>>6742
I was supremely confident tbh. Sometimes your strike out and lose lad.
803348 No.6746
How do lasses set their showers on fire, lads?
38cc2d No.6747
0b49b0 No.6749
>>6746
Poor electrical skills lad. Cant wire a power shower for shit tbh.
22f96a No.6750
PVV apparently biggest in Rotterdam
aa6fee No.6751
e82a99 No.6752
>>6750
where are you getting this from lad
b09140 No.6753
Girls use showers to masturbate
d31359 No.6754
99cb03 No.6756
b5cad6 No.6757
18f2b9 No.6758
>>6755
I loved the original Dragon Ball as a kid tbh
af1561 No.6760
>>6754
Yeah that's what they're saying lmao it's the most ethnic part of Netherlands as well lmao
b11490 No.6761
91d148 No.6763
2b00d7 No.6765
>>6738
>Eugenie poster is over here too
Good lad
ddd442 No.6766
I wish burger poster would post more Victorian cuties tbh
e6b715 No.6767
>>6761
I'm too estoric to be identified. Everyone guesses wrong and I've been posting here and on /brit/ and pol for 2 years.
c86485 No.6768
>>6750
If that's real then I can't say I'm surprised. I've been to Rotterdam, the first three letters of its name are very fitting.
5513e2 No.6769
When did we get >>6666 quads
2ca4a6 No.6770
>>6766
I wish he would post here, tbh
8c0414 No.6772
8a57fc No.6773
>>6769
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
06ef58 No.6776
>>6768
Sounds like Rotherham too. One wonders how else they're similar towns.
df2ef9 No.6777
>ywn live in an insular society of high-IQ semi-autistic people who obsess over craftsmanship and work themselves to death creating extremely complex animations and drawings
Imperium tbh
72d78b No.6778
>>6773
I banned him, lad, for a long time.
ac5436 No.6779
There is only one race, the white race
0734f0 No.6780
>>6778
Really annoying when xeno posters get the good digits smh
2a9f0d No.6781
>>6777
What emotion is he supposed to be expressing on the right?
65adf2 No.6782
>>6779
YOU HAVE MY BACK
I'LL HAVE YOURS
469174 No.6783
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
TIME TO DESTROY LADS!!!
I'll just watch though sore leg haha
7e7581 No.6784
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6779
We're magical Neanderthal druids lad and it's our duty to lead the lesser folk.
47ac41 No.6785
>>6771
I have forgotten calling you homo, lad. Why did I call you a homo?
a8715b No.6786
>>6780
Especially him, he was supposed to be banned.
45a0f8 No.6787
>tfw another frozen pizza alone
cbb315 No.6789
>>6782
going to need a squid Welsh lad Pepe stabbing every single Evropean country
0dbc9b No.6791
8bc4e3 No.6792
>>6784
>American
MERLIN'S BEARD!
ebc5d9 No.6794
c5f146 No.6795
>>6790
Lad i told you it was a mistake
a53862 No.6796
621d06 No.6797
Going to bed soon lads, dubs decides what I dream about again.
101d63 No.6799
>>6797
What's the point, lass? It doesn't work smh
Dream about our bright future
4eadda No.6800
Listen here you little shit
202509 No.6801
Cheerio lads I'll be back in a minute!
c95eed No.6803
8118eb No.6804
>>6799
Only if you don't try, lad.
I'm trying my hardest here.
defaa3 No.6805
>>6804
Fine, lass. I edited my post and it got dubs tbh
542513 No.6806
>>6803
>our bright future
Does this involve you lad?
8606b3 No.6807
>>6797
shes actually cute in that pic, looks like pepe most of the time
ba107e No.6808
>>6806
I meant our people, lass, the whitest people. /newbrit/ people. Maybe I die in the war though. Your dream will tell
638a74 No.6810
05a489 No.6811
>Merlin became a beachmaster
89f109 No.6812
>dad managed to get us a free curry for tomorrow
based
>>6797
me eating curry tbh
1378fc No.6814
>>6790
Oh lad, please forgive the poor lass
9f7dc5 No.6815
>>6811
Top kek. He's also making her fear the strong
e14523 No.6816
>tfw all my beachmaster pics are saved in a folder in Sam Hyde's folder: The weak should fear the strong folder
74b6d5 No.6818
>>6811
>merlin is the walrus
26864f No.6819
>>6797
Dream of a better Britain, a better Europe, a better world for memis.
a27e38 No.6820
>>6813
>trying to steal it even after I've won
lad... Going to ave to get myself a turtle shell to protect me from all this backstabbing tbh
035cfe No.6821
>>6818
BumBum is the egg man koo koo kachoo
41d0fa No.6823
Is it true half the users here are homos, another quarter are traps, and the last quarter are spergs?
5a3916 No.6824
>>6806
AHHHHHH WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE IT INVOLVES ME I NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT
b87fa3 No.6826
>>6809
What the fuck.
>>6810
I hope so too lad.
>>6813
Lad, the point of this game is to get the most strange and unexpected result possible.
>>6824
Good lad, you're learning fast.
5803ff No.6827
>>6822
I didn't, lad
>>6799
I guess in the future I can just edit the post of whoever gets dubs. I'll never lose again.
d1039b No.6830
>>6809
>ywn wander the wastelands of 199X and beat up bullies with your superior kung fu
2f4a1a No.6831
Right I'm off to sleep. But first, referendum results.
The result is a 6-5 majority in favour of keeping the ban on Leon. I agree with the decision and will enforce it.
Goodnight tbh
d7327c No.6832
>>6823
Nope. I am none of those, I am just a regular lad tbh.
41429e No.6833
>>6809
lad what are you doing
0116e3 No.6836
7e391f No.6837
>>6823
You seem to be implying that those groups do not overlap.
19939e No.6838
6da9d9 No.6839
>>6831
night lad
hail herts
850dec No.6840
>>6829
t. closeted homo
>>6832
Good lad, be careful hanging around sexual deviants and the like tbh.
35dab0 No.6841
>>6823
I'm an autist but a quiet one so I think sperg is unfair tbh.
I'm full hetro and a non trap.
af0b0a No.6842
>>6828
It's not actually that strange tbh, I frequently have moments in my dreams where I am playing video games and posting on 8chan.
dbaf3d No.6843
Oh for fuck's sake knock before you enter my room please dad I'm only warming my hand. It keeps happening
5fe5a7 No.6844
>>6840
I have been on imageboards for years. If they were going to turn me odd it would have happened by now.
ac3176 No.6845
>>6843
this has happened to me to many times smh
ca7326 No.6846
>>6843
What's the soap for . . . kid
3185ce No.6848
ec8bba No.6850
>>6842
>doing real life things in your dreams
Sounds like a power that could be incredibly useful if harnessed tbh
dff0f8 No.6851
>>6843
Does he react as if he thinks you're fapping?
3239fb No.6852
>>6851
Yes. And I get awkward because I know what he's thinking. He keeps looking at my crotch.
ahhhh I'm a moral lad now
0085e6 No.6853
>>6852
>He keeps looking at my crotch.
Despicable. It's lucky your dad is the milkman instead.
7238ea No.6854
ba9af3 No.6856
25fd81 No.6858
ad11e5 No.6859
>>6856
We've been over this before on /brit/. I'm sure you remember.
861951 No.6860
>>6859
Well I want to remember, and maybe I do, but I don't
6d8cbb No.6861
c031c3 No.6863
0da9e9 No.6864
d7965d No.6865
>>6860
Do you repress your memories lad? I know a lot of emotionally stunted people do and can barely remember adolescence.
c26077 No.6866
24e743 No.6867
>>6857
Pepperoni. It's the worst one tbh, last one left in the freezer
1c4582 No.6869
>>6865
No. I want to remember. I just forget everything. A lot of the time I am sure I do forget or I'm not able to focus because of stress, but that shouldn't be the case when browsing /newbrit/
b77a5b No.6870
>>6860
All right, let's try it again. Your "dad" still sleeps in a different room from your mum right? And yet even though he is spurned completely in terms of sex, he dutifully provides for her and you, her son, who has very few similarities to him in terms of beliefs, personality and appearance.
08cb46 No.6871
>>6869
I can only remember memories of physical pain.
2760c2 No.6872
>>6868
Don't abuse codeine, lad.
d57489 No.6873
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
And so I am banished from this place.
Thank you, those who supported me.
;__;
e8176e No.6874
Ive got some cheap nytols tonight lads, and some nice bourbon with some admittedly cheap cola. Whats the opposite of REEEEEEE, tbh? Do people still w00t. dont bully me lads Im sitting in the dark at the bar because the pub let me stay on my own for a wee lock in while they do some barrel stuff but someones switched the light off and Im unsure where the switch is.
6a4015 No.6875
>>6868
Good boy *rewards you with good boy points*
Lad how do I send you a PM?
>>6871
Jesus Christ, lad. What?
>>6870
Oh, I get it. Lass that's mean. I guess I didn't want to remember that smh
bc3b27 No.6877
>>6873
Just post as an anon, lass.
7956ca No.6878
>>6869
Good lad, as long as you remember the most important things I'm sure you're fine.
>>6871
This tbh. But emotional pain and distress also cause me to remember vividly.
6d0f80 No.6879
>>6875
My third memory is when my tongue was sliced.
0d88ab No.6880
>>6879
You have so few memories you can count them, lad?
c2381e No.6881
Lad I banned her first how come it's yours that counted? smh
2978d2 No.6882
>>6880
Yes, people tend to pity and not bully the deaf and dumb lad.
8c5bc0 No.6884
>>6873
Bye, lad/lass Im on the fence about you now tbh
>>6868
Buy some cocodamol from tesco, put a bunch in a glass of cold water, put that in the fridge for 2 hours, filter out the white powder which is only paracetamol, and BAM, shitload of pure codeine dissolved in water. Do what thou wills. for informational purposes only ofc.
5c0791 No.6885
>>6876
>I won't but it feels good lel
Being addicted would not feel good, lad.
9bdb18 No.6886
ef2791 No.6887
>>6883
Make you 10% more tired, and keep you asleep longer if you wake up frequently like moi.
18ba08 No.6889
>>6883
>thanks lad. I think you click my name in board logs
message sent, lad
978265 No.6890
>>6886
What, the dark pub? Its alright, atleast its quiet and Im alone with my thoughts. And you lot.
3809b8 No.6891
>>6879
>>6880
Also reminder that sexual trauma victims are more likely to have photographic memory if molested before puberty.
8d332c No.6893
>>6890
I feel safe in my room at least. How can you relax in a pub?
2e4404 No.6895
>>6875
I don't mean to hurt you lad, but uncovering the truth might be the only way to put your parental relationship issues to rest.
048c3f No.6896
>>6891
Oh… I'm sorry, lad >>6879
bca2b6 No.6898
>>6895
Me and my brothers joke about it as well because we're so different. I both love and hate my dad though. Glad I didn't find Moly back when he was making people defoo
f9dbaf No.6899
79ffc5 No.6901
>>6888
Hitler trips confirm. Not so expensive tbh, 2 18-packs or whatever, maybe £3 for 180mg. Thats a reasonable dose for occasional use. I have Kratom leaf powder from before the ban for real opiate evenings, plus a 2 nytol + grapefruit juice potentiate it and codeine really well. Makes it cheaper and faster to get high, plus lasts longer.
t. ex degenerate
c92a26 No.6902
>>6897
Night night. I'm off too.
afe4c4 No.6903
>>6902
*tucks you in* dragon lass is cuter, lass. Goodnight
2caf66 No.6904
>>6892
£1.50 at asda for 20, dose is 2 tablets apparently
>>6893
Shaun of the Dead lad.
9e1e3f No.6905
>>6902
Nunight.
Night to everybody I have missed while discussing immoral activities. I will wear my horsehair trousers tomorrow.
6ef887 No.6906
>>6905
>horsehair trousers
What?
caa065 No.6908
>>6903
That's true lad, Tanya is just for jerrycucking.
493823 No.6909
>>6908
That's right. *gives you a cheeky peck on the cheek*
Now go to bed, the lads are going to discuss serious topics
284cd6 No.6910
>>6906
he's punishing himself, I'm going stuff dead bees into my ears as ear buds tonight tbh.
e93b8f No.6911
Lads how is electoral politics going to work when we're demographically set to be a smaller and smaller voting bloc as time goes on? People keep saying, "Maybe next time" but I don't see how there's going to be any more next times tbh
9bd9e4 No.6913
>>6907
its all bad for your liver in excess, but once a week its no worse than being a boxer as a hobby, or binge drinking till vomiting like a normie.
>>6906
They are what monks wore as punishment for sins and that.
77a076 No.6915
>>6907
Im not turning in yet lad, I was being polite to the folk I ignored because of my degenerate ranting Ill save your goodnight for later, thank you lad
4473a5 No.6916
>>6913
>They are what monks wore as punishment for sins and that.
wew. You haven't been such a bad boy though, have you?
>>6910
Hope you're not allergic, lad
>>6911
Not only demographics, but now they get 4 more years to indoctrinate people and do whatever they want smh
b0a84f No.6918
>>6916
Really blackpilled tbh lad I don't see a way out
343297 No.6919
>tfw you realise PMs are like discord
575df4 No.6921
>>6918
I don't know, lad. I'm just optimistic life finds a way tbh
47446d No.6922
>>6914
Traditional for some indonesian monkey-folk and that. Careful with opiates though lad, the ones that come in little baggies or wraps or worse, cellophane balls from niggers mouths must be avoided at all costs. They are seductive and enjoyable, but you really can get addicted without realising it. I did a naughty naughty one every few days until I was always ill in the days between. Then I moved away and bought a ton of kratom. /therapy rant
48f1d7 No.6923
9b7a50 No.6924
>>6920
Okay, lad. Just pretend like nothing. Act as if you didn't read the messages tbh
e0299b No.6925
>>6916
Not that bad tbh lad, I did smoke a joint earlier though, teehee.
f17261 No.6926
>>6925
Pretty sure that's illegal, lad, but we're a libertarian board so it's okay
dc2832 No.6927
>>6924
*sees whats happening* Is there some alternative to discord that you want to tell us about 22st?
12d0b4 No.6929
>>6927
It's private messages sent between the mods on /newbrit/, talking about who to ban for no reason etc.
1ddaaa No.6932
f5e494 No.6933
>>6930
Dafty revolution is daft lad, it'll never happen
f92799 No.6935
>>6933
I want to believe though, lad.
8e083b No.6936
I've had my t-shirt on backwards all day lads
5439f8 No.6937
>>6931
Does the Welsh lad who isn't Welshlad or me have a name?
7eb737 No.6938
324702 No.6939
>>6929
smh I was subtly trying to help you keep it secret lad - you should have said no, bleeding hell lad.
>>6930
Cheers lad, DNMs are the way to go, shame about the legal highs ban tbh.
dacc5e No.6940
>>6936
Hope you sat in your room all day, lad. Would be embarrassing if someone saw you wearing it like that
7b2968 No.6941
>>6939
>smh I was subtly trying to help you keep it secret lad - you should have said no, bleeding hell lad.
Oh. Fuck
12956d No.6942
>>6934
>>6935
The best you could see on that front is some kind of civil protest or something, like the Iraq War protests I guess. Don't think it'll ever happen though olds don't give a shit about their kids just their pensions.
aa27fe No.6943
>>6938
>>6936
Did you get dressed in the dark lad?
589291 No.6944
>>6937
I think he's Kid A, lad
ad3ba5 No.6945
Don't want to end the night on a black pill but its over in my area at least and in a few years it'll be over in another anon's area. Demographics are life tbh.
b025b3 No.6946
>>6940
>>6943
it's a plain black one lads unless you notice the label like i just did you cant really tell.
ef582e No.6948
>>6945
Get a van and leave lad. Let the subhumans fight it out
0ad192 No.6949
>>6945
Where do you live, lad? Nodox
728044 No.6950
Night btw.
>>6949
Beckenham
b9a755 No.6951
>>6944
Ah. Not familiar with who that is. He's a /newbritpolitics/ poster then?
1aa0c4 No.6952
>>6950
>London
Wew why do you lads do this to yourselves?
d994dd No.6953
>>6946
My tshirt donning routine requires me to align the label so that doesnt happen. I went to school with a buttonup shirt on inside out. Never lived it down. Was called 'Labels' for a year tbh.
f292dc No.6954
>>6941
I had your back this time lad. Smh Ill try again another time.
93f00a No.6955
>>6952
Its sadistic tbh. Takes a special kind of nutter.
ac881f No.6956
>>6954
Yes, please. I need all the help I can get.
7256e8 No.6958
>>6956
*holds hand* its alright lad, its a team effort.
5cfb0f No.6959
>>6957
Top kek. I was just about to say, lad. And it's just messaging between two people. Chatrooms are a fucking curse.
83a868 No.6960
>>6947
The more I hear about England the more I think an independent Wales would be nice after all. But we'd only end up with the same corporate complex corrupting our politics so I guess there's no point.
9b96f1 No.6961
d16df1 No.6962
>>6960
No lad its just the cities tbh. The towns and countryside are White Mans Heaven.
624c8c No.6963
>>6961
ahhhhh lad I thought it was a joke. I didn't really mean what I said
62a890 No.6965
Okay Im just going to post science links now. Thanks for watching.
Leap onto land saves fish from being eaten
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170314111116.htm
>Fish on the South Pacific island of Rarotonga have evolved the ability to survive out of water and leap about on the rocky shoreline because this helps them escape predators in the ocean. The new study is the first to examine the pressures driving fish out of water and shows the ocean is an enemy-filled environment for the little blennies
f23aec No.6966
AUTISM GENES INVESTIGATED
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170315143823.htm
>New insight has been gained into the genetic and neuronal circuit mechanisms that may contribute to impaired sociability in some forms of Autism Spectrum Disorder
b75c6b No.6968
ORWELLIAN BRAIN SCANNER FOR CRIME DETECTION
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170313192726.htm
>Scientists and lawyers speak different languages, but there is common ground. Scientists working in a multi-institutional team with legal authorities have discovered that brain imaging can determine whether someone is acting in a state of knowledge about a crime
c8f774 No.6969
>>6962
Lad, even the towns are turning. The town in England where I live has a population of 70,000 and it's about 8% muslim.
74f9ae No.6971
>>6967
I am a purveyor of the Most Freshest & Trustworthy Links. DO NOT DOUBT MY LINKS.
98d320 No.6972
>>6964
>*derails the board and spams the messaging system*
>It's for the greater good lad…
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BUT THEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD BOY WHO WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>oh I thought it was malicious wew. it's hard for me to tell when someone is joking probably cause of the weed lol
>weed lol
LAD
And I know. It's also because this is an imageboard. I was just having fun, lad, since Pence beats the homo out of people and you posted Flanders who is a homo
194103 No.6973
>>6969
>town
>70k folk
Okay, I mean town by a 1991 definition - sub 30k folk. Anywhere with a cricket pitch and bowling greens.
ce27e0 No.6974
>>6964
>Armes Prydain may happen after all
I can only hope
023faf No.6975
SPIDERS EAT 800 MILLION TONS OF INSECTS
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170314111251.htm
>A new study reveals some stunning estimates about how much the world's spiders eat annually: between 400 and 800 million tons of insects and other invertebrates. These eight-legged carnivores play an important role to keep countless insect pests in check
7d0232 No.6977
>>6976
>oh… didn't know flanders was tbh. sorry lad.
Oh. I guess maybe he isn't, but a lot of people think he is tbh
7b2ba6 No.6978
SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME IN YOUNG PEOPLE
good thing Im old
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170309150637.htm
>A new gene that can lead to sudden death among young people and athletes has now been identified by an international team of researchers. The gene, called CDH2, causes arrhythmogenic right ventricle cardiomyopathy (ARVC), which is a genetic disorder that predisposes patients to cardiac arrest and is a major cause of unexpected death in seemingly healthy young people
87c00d No.6979
81f1ef No.6980
[science posting intensifies]
CANNABIS USE LINKED TO FAR GREATER RISK OF HEART ATTACKS, STROKES
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170309142318.htm
>Using marijuana raises the risk of stroke and heart failure even after accounting for demographic factors, other health conditions and lifestyle risk factors such as smoking and alcohol use, according to new research
f95a73 No.6982
>>6980
wew.
>>6981
Never do weed again, lad
b75f19 No.6983
>>6981
Lets go rip a bong dude
>>6982
Hey look at this nerd
8986b4 No.6984
>>6980
Doubtful tbh. This is just a pushback by Big Pharma against the herbal jew until they synthesize it.
09319e No.6987
>>6984
>GSK finishes synthetic cannabis production pipeline
>suddenly every western government does a U-turn on their doing U-turns on legalising cannabis and declares that it will normalise use of a "safe formulation" of synthetic cannabis, and escalates punishment for production of dangerous unlicensed herbal cannabis
I can imagine it.
032a5f No.6988
>>6985
do you call bongmix 'mull' lad? Where the heck are you from
>>6984
Smoking anything deposits shite in your arteries. Vaporising or eating it? Not so much.
a97cdb No.6989
>>6986
Yeah lad but who's to say that the population they chose wasn't genetically predisposed to cardiac arrests or seizing and/or lied about their consumption of sodium/cholesterol? That feeling of a rapid heartbeat is likely caused by increased blood pressure btw.
http://www.nature.com/npp/journal/v26/n6/full/1395868a.html
>Trouve and Nahous note that marijuana consistently produces peripheral vasodilation in humans, but that the findings concerning blood pressure are less consistent. The most frequent finding is an increase in blood pressure (which is not seen in all subjects) when the subject is supine, but significant hypotension when the subject is upright.
4905c3 No.6990
>>6988
This. Herbal jew is best consumed when brewed or cooked.
6beb3d No.6991
Missed a whole thread while sleeping…
601cf8 No.6992
>>6991
The thread missed you too lad
3acb16 No.6994
>>6991
well said, lad
>>6991
laaad. You need to fix your sleeping pattern tbh
114c2d No.6996
>>6993
Where does the bud come from there? Im in sussex so we have pompey and dover for import and london for hydro. Plus the usual garden varieties locally.
e65e99 No.6997
>>6991
Poor lamb, you're always coming online just as I go to bed. But it's nice to know there's always a Welsh flag awake, no matter the hour.
835d85 No.6998
>>6993
The whole point is that there haven't been enough longitudinal studies public, that is to accurately correlate any psychological/physical conditions with cannabis consumption.
c8110a No.7001
eca967 No.7002
4e9d58 No.7004
>>7002
Sure thing! Just clme and choose it from these boxes in the back…. *door shuts behind you*
4956f2 No.7005
>>7003
Nah its similar though. This is mine.
123525 No.7006
>>7004
Lad please let me out..
112305 No.7007
01faf0 No.7009
>>7006
*turns round with huge dragon dildo* Oh Ill "let you out" alright…
c3f5b7 No.7010
38f177 No.7012
>>7011
Dissatisfaction with his own life. Sad tbh.
7e0346 No.7013
>>7009
Lad… I don't know where this is doing
f9ab9b No.7014
>>7011
>this is the NHS employee who's asking the country to support him when he complains about conditions or goes on strike
You should give him a clip around the ear, lad.
5a1060 No.7015
>>7013
You know exactly where this is going. Bamchikawawaaaa
93d737 No.7017
>>7015
Lad I hate homos *draws my big banhammer*
2b7f91 No.7019
>>7017
No please lad you said male contact was no homo
926de1 No.7022
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>>7018
>>7021
A special decade indeed. Imperivm tbh
458f98 No.7024
>>7018
True. Just turn off the radio while driving tbh. The silence is nice
ff36c3 No.7025
>>7022
Back before I lost my innocence to /pol/ smh
4ce1e1 No.7026
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>>7018
I DONE TOLD YOU ONCE YOU SONOFABITCH IM THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
Fuck I love charlie daniels posting
dd8c2b No.7028
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>>7022
STANDING IN THE CORNER
SEARCHING FOR MY RIZLA
0d372a No.7029
>>7027
>guess so. wish I could drive lel.
Can't you ask your dad to teach you, lad?
fb88e8 No.7031
>>7027
You'll need a violin or fiddle for this one lad. Can you violin is that the right verb? with a guitar?
9d80ca No.7032
>>7020
Are you the boss of this gym, lad?
>>7030
Just do it lad tbh. I was afraid of driving but now I love it
711c84 No.7034
Did you lads already see the Emma Watson Fappening 2.0 leak?
>>>/tv/679584
>>>/tv/679589
34abb8 No.7036
>>7032
I am the gymmaster, lad
10dd18 No.7037
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>>7035
No, it costs money tbh. I'd do it if I was rich. I guess I sometimes takes the longer route when driving though tbh
78657e No.7038
>>7034
wew think I'll skip it tbh lad thanks though
696d46 No.7039
>>7033
eerie tbh. Thanks lad, everyday is a schoolday.
eecbc2 No.7040
>>7036
I've come for the no homo male bonding, lad
>>7037
OOps, did not mean for that video to be in that post. Some vulgar shit
6e4744 No.7043
LIB DEM MP CHARLES KENNEDY IS DEAD LADS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/11654410/Charles-Kennedy-post-mortem-reveals-former-Liberal-Democrat-leader-died-of-major-haemorrhage-that-was-a-consequence-of-alcoholism.html
>The former Liberal Democrat leader's cause of death is confirmed in a statement released by his family.
>Charles Kennedy died as a result of his long fight with a drink problem, a post-mortem examination has concluded.
10f2f4 No.7044
>>7042
Glad I'm not the only one with fucked up toes
>tfw the nails on my pinky toe is facing outwards instead of up
3c00db No.7047
>>7045
not until Im asleep lad
f52881 No.7049
DID HUMANS CREATE THE SAHARA DESERT?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170314111320.htm
>New research investigating the transition of the Sahara from a lush, green landscape 10,000 years ago to the arid conditions found today, suggests that humans may have played an active role in its desertification.
52b64b No.7050
>>7047
Drinking make you feel good, lad?
>>7046
Top kek. We're probably just evolving, lad
185b05 No.7051
>>>/tv/680205
What did he memi by this?
46aa35 No.7052
>>7034
She's so boring, I can't even get hard to prospects of her nudes being leaked.
6f3e4f No.7053
>>7046
Floppy feels? Erectile dysfunction is no joke.
b4f0aa No.7054
f57afe No.7055
>>7050
Not really tbh, but its tasty and cheaper than water.
aaa6e8 No.7056
>>7051
WHICH ONE OF YOU BULLIES DID THIS THIS IS A NO HOMO BOARD
c8b736 No.7060
>>7049
We wuz terraformers n' shit
92e7eb No.7061
>>7058
>>7045
he died 2 years ago lads, I was rusing you as a current-affairs pop quiz. You all failed. smdh your mummies would be ashamed of youse
2855e3 No.7063
>>7059
Like a rainforest lad. Dont exactly need longjohns in the amazon. Plus its only so hot because no shade because no plants because no water.
088632 No.7064
314995 No.7065
>>7062
Awww I partially take my post back.
5824f4 No.7066
>>7064
Thats reasonable tbh.
5ff462 No.7067
>tfw I memi alongside the anglo when I clearly look like a celto-brython
6b97d3 No.7069
>>7049
>a lush, green landscape 10,000 years ago
>humans left through north-east africa over 50,000 years ago
I don't get it. If the Sahara was so hospitable back then why is it an unsolved question how humans managed to leave?
3368e1 No.7070
>>7067
What does a celto-brython look like, lad?
b4285a No.7072
>>7069
Out of Africa theory is wrong m88. We are descendants of the global seafaring Atlantean civilization, before the great flood 20k years ago.
978e18 No.7074
>>7072
>only seafaring
whitey always one step behind smh
ac57e6 No.7075
>>7070
I'm red hair blue eyes, pink nipples and elf nose, lad
793104 No.7076
>>7074
Sheeeeit the melanin-rich folk gave us the technology to float on water. They kept the good pyramid-starship shit to they blaxk selves.
dfcb6f No.7077
>>7075
>red hair
rare, lad. What does an elf nose look like?
e4f3ba No.7079
>>7071
What's the reality, lad?
435d1b No.7080
>>7074
The pyramids were built by whites tbh
3c956f No.7081
>>7080
They were designed by white architects and built by black slaves. No jews involves except for selling the nignogs as slaves.
3ebc96 No.7082
AHHHHHHHH WHY HAS EVERYONE GONE TO BED
529592 No.7088
>>7034
>4chan and 8ch now get banned in Britain
just as planned tbh
checkm8 bigots
8e57ae No.7089
>>7085
I think I've actually heard theories about this wew
and then those evil slant-eyed people crawled out of the rice fields smh
7951f9 No.7091
>>7089
The Imperium was inside us all along, lad.
0ded00 No.7093
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ONE NIGHT IN HACKNEY
SOMEONE OFFERED ME A PILL SO I TOOK IT AND SAID
WHATS THAT
AND THEY SAID ECSTASY
THEN SOMEONE OFFERED ME A LINE SO I DID IT
WHATS THAT I SAID
AND THEY SAID KETAMINE
THEN I TOOK SOME COCAINE
AND THEN SOME SPEED
AND THEN SOME ACID
THEN I DRANK 15 CANS OF STELLA
AND STAYED TILL MONDAY NIGHT
*acid techno intensifies*
fea15a No.7094
>>7090
night,lad. I should go to bed as well but I don't want to smh
06b72d No.7097
>>7084
smdh You can sleep when you are dead lad. No rest for the wicked. *takes nytols*
fd05a1 No.7098
8e1566 No.7099
>>7095
I really feel sorry for her because of her feet and toes tbh
6af4dc No.7100
>>7099
Atleast we know the photos havent been *ahem* 'digitally enhanced'.
9a06b8 No.7101
>>7098
You shouldn't lad, just remember her pro-refugee stance and feminazi inclinations.
e9a143 No.7102
>>7100
True. Just wear some stockings
b45aa0 No.7103
>>7083
Doesn't this just push back by 100,000 years the date at which non-Africans left Africa?
203223 No.7104
>>7102
Shes got enough wonga to have it fixed though. Fucking freak.
007246 No.7105
>>7104
True. Wonder why she hasn't done it
afcded No.7107
>>7105
Maybe its cursed by a gypsy to stay like that.
5c14ca No.7108
>>7107
Maybe it's the price she had to pay.
3ad434 No.7110
>>7107
If you mean a Gypsy jew, yup.
09b833 No.7111
6f9a87 No.7112
>>7110
I dont NOT mean a Gypsy jew, lad.
>>7108
I wish I got something in return for my gammy toe instead of horrifies glances and audible gasps.
ce7245 No.7113
>>7112
luckily my dick distracts from my toes tbh
e51dc9 No.7114
>>7109
>not the Patriotic Socialist Party
smh
6e47d7 No.7115
>>7112
Find a lass like Emma to bond over your fucked up toes tbh.
>>7113
>yfw aborted brother's mutant fetus protrudes from your stomach when sexually aroused imbuing you with psychic energy but not enough to hypnotize the lass to stay in your bed
Child's play lad.
117886 No.7116
>>7113
Its even more weird?
5754f3 No.7117
>>7115
Is there some sort of Deformity Dating Society? Are you a member lad?
deb323 No.7118
>>7116
Yeah
>>7115
If you're going to have a fetus on your tummy it should at least give you the power to keep a lass in bed tbh
65f874 No.7119
c1a5d1 No.7120
9ece94 No.7121
4689b2 No.7122
57877f No.7123
b90517 No.7124
>>7117
I've given up lad, even christcucks wouldn't have me.
>>7121
Night lad
e8daee No.7125
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now the welsh lads are gone I can bring the scottish lasses in
770669 No.7126
>>7124
Dont blackpill lad, theres the second wind when you are of age to fuck divorced women. I scoop 'em up like dry dogpoos tbh. And Im only 26 ;^)
2593f5 No.7129
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OKAY, SLIGHTLY LESS SWING
f97b4e No.7130
>>7114
>not the Kommunisticheskaya Workers' National Sozialistische Arbeiterpartei of Britannica
966953 No.7131
>>7126
Good to know lad.
>>7125
This scot lass looks rather young…. Ebin.
Signing off for a bit lad. Have a final (You)
6ca358 No.7132
>>7131
Night lad, Im going to try and sleep, theres birds twittering outside though smh.
217c1e No.7134
>tfw theres some birds outside that apparently also have insomnia
Natures weird lads.
3d15e4 No.7139
*casts hex on board*
creta cimolia adipem super puella fabricatores adipem super puerum occidere NEET
ddb287 No.7140
NEET lapidem, stuprant furores, insidias interficere
15d9ef No.7141
sanguinem foetu, venerunt ad me
f05024 No.7142
testimonium sanguine litus aetatem pueri fata quiescit
a7d66a No.7143
>>7138
>>7139
>>7140
>>7141
>>7142
*wakes up*
I need a shower, lad. Hope you can survive on those (You)s for a while
9dd3c9 No.7144
>>7143
Saved yourself from my final incantation tbh.
*puts away 22st NEET voodoo doll and Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale cum doll*
Off to sleep myself lad as I'm a burger. Good morning though.
25db10 No.7145
>>7144
Night, lad.
Thank God I didn't fall victim to such a lewd doll tbh. It doesn't break nofap if you are forced though, right?
6f81c8 No.7147
>have to go to therapy soon
6b03fc No.7149
>>7148
Thanks, lad. I'll say when I'm leaving tbh
995fc6 No.7150
>>7148
Have you been awake all night, lad?
3582dd No.7152
>>7150
Yer I got up at midnight, didn't really feel like posting though.
29dffa No.7153
>>7152
You're going to go to sleep before I come home, aren't you?
ab0727 No.7154
>>7153
sweet ID trips, lad
>>7154
Thanks, lad
4a73ec No.7157
>>7155
Sweet dubs, lad
>>7156
Thanks, lad. Leaving now
Have a good day
eef948 No.7158
>>7157
>Sweet dubs, lad
Thanks lad.
>Thanks, lad. Leaving now
Later lad.
>Have a good day
Y-you too.
33e62e No.7159
>>6966
Its true tbh, I just don't feel the need to be social tbh, maybe its because it doesn't make me feel happy.
f06075 No.7166
>>7163
Mae'n iawn, bachgen
c092e9 No.7171
>too late to say bye to 22stone
Reeeeeeeeeeee.
3a6345 No.7173
>>7169
Smae lad, wos appenin'?
cbb603 No.7175
Morning niggas, whats crackalackin'?
d5d2bd No.7176
Do you reckon being a bus driver in a small town is fun lads? They all look miserable tbh.
545765 No.7177
Whats red and bad for your teeth lads?
communism
d33316 No.7178
82a1dc No.7179
>>7178
I said communism lad :^)
705405 No.7181
>>7179
*privatises the country*
3fb87f No.7182
>>7181
Good thing Comrade Corbyns dastardly scheme to oust the interloper Tony Blair using the fat scottish puppet Gorson Brown was a success.
6cc38b No.7184
>>7180
>close childhood friend used to have long silky blonde hair and smooth skin
The guy ate loads of soy products because he was vegetarian. I remember being genuinely disappointed when he started cutting it short and acting like a real boy but I had no idea what traps were back then.
I guess it was for the best after all.
5057c9 No.7185
>>7171
Don't worry, lass. Feels better to come home to this anyway
>tfw she's in the thread right now.
Feels kind of embarrassing to post this *posts it anyway*
>>7177
Why?
55c917 No.7186
>>7185
Modern dental hygiene is a capitalist spook lad.
5bb810 No.7187
>>7186
>spook
*puts you in the gulag*
a6b933 No.7188
e78153 No.7189
>>7186
Looks like that would be a pain to animate
6467c3 No.7190
>>7185
Because gulags.
>>7186
They will just come up with self-cleaning teeth soon, fuck I love capitalism.
e7d88d No.7192
>>7191
So glad we have Nips tbh. Seems like westerners just wants to do 3D after Toy Story smh
97f28f No.7194
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw you come home from a long day of doing nothing to find a relatively long comfy Civic Fencer video
He's so cute when he makes jokes wew. I guess he feels like he has to do them to compete with the other channels. I can't believe Skallagrim has 730,000 subs while he only has 140,000 subs smh
>>7193
Thanks, lad *hugs you no homo*
5e5153 No.7195
>>7194
Was it therapy again lad? What occurred?
b82692 No.7197
>tfw now I can relax until tomorrow when I'm invited to eat din dins with my brother
>>7195
>>7196
Therapy is the shit I thought it was. It's only women and me, and some are kind of awkward like me while some others were pretty normal. Just sitting in a group feeling stressed while people try to force small talk. And today we practiced a bit about being able to tell people no, and then we spent the latter half sniffing glue smh gluing glass to paper
Only thing I like about being there is that there is a therapy dog there that likes me.
004d86 No.7199
>>7197
That sounds really depressing. I can't imagine doing something like that myself.
a3a96f No.7200
>>7197
>Just you
>and women
…..pity shags? Pump and dump lad, run and gun.
565a0f No.7201
>>7199
It is. I knew it would be like this and I doubt it will help. Will try it for a few weeks at least to see if I can get something out of it.
>>7200
I don't really care for sex, lad. I find one of them kind of attractive though, but it's not the place to find someone either.
c5b4d5 No.7202
>>7201
>dont care for sex
…
>not the place for it
Fair play. Broken women are a nice easy treat though, like drinking soup straight from a can.
9229a7 No.7203
>>7202
Seems risky for a lot of reasons tbh. I guess sex in general is though.
6fe851 No.7205
>>7197
What kind of therapy is this, lad? The only time I got sent to a class it didn't involve a dog or doing any activities. From the people there though, it sounds pretty similar - mostly normalfags and women hundreds of times more socially inclined than me.
530807 No.7206
>>7204
>go for it lad, it's where mr fight club man found his crazy gf and they turned out well
Top kek. Not in a hurry tbh.
>>7205
>normalfags and women hundreds of times more socially inclined than me.
It kind of pisses me off tbh. I am sure they have their reasons though. And I guess it's just easier for women to talk to each other. They are so fucking vulgar it hurts though. And they expect me to laugh at dirty jokes because I am a lad smh.
I don't know if the group has a name, but it is supposed to be just a place for people who struggle in society in general. Mostly seems like a place to be social for the sake of social with a bit of therapy in there.
c456d7 No.7207
>>7204
>therapy dogger sounds cool
It is tbh. Would be nice to have one of those at home, but I guess a lot of work goes into a dog in general.
ab8b08 No.7208
>>7206
I would advise getting a doggo if you can though lad, that was the only thing that helped with my depression.
724eff No.7209
>>7208
a lot of insecurities and stress comes with a dog as well though. I want to get one once I live by myself(if ever) and have a job.
f95510 No.7211
>>7208
What breed did you get, lad?
d8cbdc No.7212
>>7208
This 100% lad - rescue a doggo that needs a new home.
>>7203
I guess. Its kinda neat though lad.
a524c8 No.7213
>>7212
>I guess. Its kinda neat though lad.
I guess I'm just not normal smh. I do have one reason that makes it kind of more off-putting that it would normally be though muh dick
025719 No.7214
>tfw you realise women talk in private like Amy Schumer talks on stage
It's not funny ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
62685a No.7215
>>7211
Lurcher, they're pretty comfy because they like going for walks but they also don't mind lazing around all day.
>>7212
Yeah there'll always be more dogs needing homes than people who can look after them.
47ce20 No.7217
>>7215
>Lurcher, they're pretty comfy because they like going for walks but they also don't mind lazing around all day.
Sounds nice
>>7215
>Yeah there'll always be more dogs needing homes than people who can look after them.
True, I think I'd do this. At least have a look. Would be cheaper too.
a3d1b6 No.7218
>send message to a lass
>Get blocked immediately
65d77c No.7220
>>7219
messaged my ex "what's happening lass?" smh
nofap is making me do mad things smh
cfb1d1 No.7221
>>7220
Why would she block you for that?
What is it, lad? 6th day?
6b9b6f No.7223
>>7221
17th or something lamb i gave up for lent smh
she's just a bully tbh
>>7222
based, where do i get one of those beasts lamb?
153725 No.7224
>>7222
sweet trips, lad
>no cool lean mean green killing machine
a4450c No.7225
>>7223
Oh, nice, lad. Must have confused you with someone else tbh
521528 No.7226
>>7223
>she's just a bully
women are born bullies tbh
475d02 No.7227
>>7222
Sweet rims dude.
Time for your daily Trustworthy Fresh and Smooth links. Open wide you fucking vegetables
CONSERVATIVES FINED, ROZZERS CALLED, DAVID CAMERON CURRENTLY MISSING PRESUMED IN COLUMBIA
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16N0UR?il=0
>Britain's ruling Conservative Party has been fined 70,000 pounds for breaching rules which govern spending during an election campaign and the matter has been referred to police, Britain's Electoral Commission said on Thursday.
>The fine, the largest of its kind, was imposed on Prime Minister Theresa May's party after the commission found "significant failures" to report accurately how much it spent on campaigning at three by-elections in 2014, and at the 2015 national election.
>May (in her actual, 1930's cockney rag amd bone man voice): shit Davo we've bin rumbled, the old bill are callin' me in tomorrow for questionin'.
>Cameron: Theresa, get in the Jag, the plane is warning up.
SHIFTY MARXIST TAIGS BEG USA FOR DEFACTO SUPPORT FOR NI LEAVING UK
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16N1OC?il=0
>Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams will call on leaders of the U.S. Congress on Thursday to support efforts by Irish nationalists to maintain Northern Ireland's place in the European Union after the rest of the United Kingdom leaves.
>He was also set to ask the Irish government to resist any attempt by Britain to revert to ruling Northern Ireland directly from London for the first time in a decade, which he said would be "an enormous act of bad faith"
Gerry Adams, every time.
PORRIDGE WOGS WANT TO DO THE REFERENDUM THEMSELVES
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16N1SN?il=0
>A second independence referendum should be decided by the Scottish people, not determined by British Prime Minister Theresa May, a source at the Scottish National Party (SNP) leading the devolved government said on Thursday.
>The comments came after May told the Scottish government "now is not the time" for another referendum, saying it would be unfair for people to vote without knowing the conclusion of Brexit talks.
KILT NIGGER SQUADDIES BEING NAUGHTY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-39293128
>Two serving soldiers who threw sandbags from George IV Bridge in Edinburgh onto a street below have each been fined £2,400.
>Karl Wainwright, 26, of The Black Watch and 22-year old Ben Peters of the Royal Dragoon Guards had been out celebrating the end of a training course
f8e001 No.7229
>>7227
>Scottish and NI nationalists
4974a2 No.7231
>>7228
That's a nice falchion, lad. Civic Fencer just did a video on Messers which are pretty similar aside from the hilt tbh
a2cb34 No.7232
>>7229
Thats what we call retards these days to be polite lad.
7de890 No.7233
>>7232
True. It's kind of funny too. The Jocks believe in magic dirt just as long as you aren't English.
3d4fe7 No.7234
BRITAIN ASKS EU REGULATOR TO LOOK INTO MURDOCHS PROPOSED SKY TAKEOVER
https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-sky-plc-m-a-twenty-first-fox-idUKKBN16N1HK
>The British government said on Thursday it would refer Rupert Murdoch's planned takeover of European pay-TV group Sky to regulators to decide if the deal was in the public interest.
>Murdoch's U.S. TV business Twenty-First Century Fox, which own 39 percent of Sky, notified the European Commission of its 11.7 billion pound ($14.3 billion) bid earlier this month, opening a window for Britain to intervene.
VIBRATING 'AS GOOD AS EXCERCISE'
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170315143836.htm
>Our study is the first to show that whole-body vibration may be just as effective as exercise at combatting some of the negative consequences of obesity and diabetes," said the study's first author, Meghan E. McGee-Lawrence, Ph.D., of Augusta University in Augusta, Ga. "While WBV did not fully address the defects in bone mass of the obese mice in our study, it did increase global bone formation, suggesting longer-term treatments could hold promise for preventing bone loss as well."
BENIS
BoE RATE HIKE SOON?
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKBN16N1IY
>A Bank of England policymaker unexpectedly voted to raise interest rates this week and some others felt it would not take much for them to follow suit, the BoE said on Thursday, signalling a potentially bigger split soon.
>Kristin Forbes, who is due to leave the British central bank in June, cast the sole vote in favour of increasing Bank Rate to 0.5 percent, representing the first split on the Monetary Policy Committee since July of last year.
(((forbes)))?
0a25e7 No.7235
>>7234
Why would they call attention to Murdoch at all? What are they playing?
55cc4e No.7236
>>7231
Thankyou lad. It handles well tbh, no wonder the saxons enjoyed their use tbh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EPGplbaeTS
5f3def No.7238
>>7235
My money is on him going down with pizzagate, and they are trying to find a reason to get him out of the public eye first. He probably paid Theresa Mays leadership campaign on the basis of helping him dissapoear from the spotlight:
>gets fined £20billion
>goes into hiding
>media ignore him (its his media)
>other folk get strung up for it while he dies in peace.
Tinfoil all present and correct, Sir!
791413 No.7239
>>7237
How I make women feel in the sack :^)
37e5bf No.7240
>>7237
involuntary and violent bodily motion like when that bully epileptic girl shook at me and starting foaming at the mouth just because i took her photograph- bit of an overreaction on her part smdh
3c191f No.7241
>>7236
It's beautiful, lad. I love it.
479fe2 No.7242
>>7237
>he doesn't vibrate through walls
>>7238
It's not like he wouldn't pull shit, lad. They have the media for a reason smh
2fdb83 No.7243
>>7240
Did you start doing it back to her but more violently and whilst speaking in tongues with your eyes rolled back and willy out?
fb9137 No.7244
Are mattresses a big con lads?
8884e5 No.7246
df77a8 No.7247
>>7245
>I'm not celtic enough lad…
>tfw Anglo'd
ahhhhhhhhh
938d8c No.7249
>>7246
Expensive, the salesman are strange, I like sleeping on the floor, the silent night moon logo freaks me out, they have lots of springs in them which I think is weird af tbhwy fam.
3eea80 No.7250
>>7248
If somebody tells you you must frame your mattress you are definitely being conned lad. They go on the floor or on a base :^)
5455aa No.7251
>>7249
never really thought about it
>tfw dad had to reinforce my bed with steel
23b02d No.7252
>>7251
>Camera fadss in to welshposter (WP) dad (dad) eating breakfast and smoking a rollie
>*CRASH*
>*soft moaning*, dad runs upstairs
>WP crying, lying in bed debris: help….me
>Dad: WE CAN REBUILD IT! Get me a steel beam and some ducktape!
>*theme music plays, hilarious bonding montage of Welshposter & dad rolls, ending in hugs and icecream**
Id watch it tbh.
351b9f No.7253
>>7252
Really, lad? It wasn't that special tbh. I was just living dangerous for a while tbh
c51f74 No.7255
>>7251
Welshposters bed, a haiku: Ill do it right this time
Ah, Welshposters bed…
Supported by wood? Its not.
Steel is required.
4a47d5 No.7256
>>7255
We need a modern story similar to the three little pigs but with beds and targeting Americans.
That's good. I don't really understand why Haikus became a thing though. Like where is the rhythm or thyme etc:?
>>7254
Stop having fun, lad
abe6d2 No.7258
>>7257
You're a mix of them all, lad. The whitest
9086f9 No.7259
>>7256
>modern story
What would be the wolf though? Jews?
>haikus
Fuck knows lad, they are japanese and easy af to do, and girls dig them as pick up lines. Gitgud son.
c5b356 No.7260
939535 No.7261
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>7259
>and girls dig them as pick up lines
They do? wew
>What would be the wolf though? Jews?
Sure, lad. But don't know how to include them in the story
>>7260
what did he mean by this?
fe741c No.7264
>>7263
I'll probably rewatch the show again in not too long. I really love it tbh
cae98f No.7265
e59974 No.7267
>>7266
sweet dubs, lad
i-it's me 22st lad
8244bd No.7268
Should I go out today or just wait until tomorrow, lads?
bc3a62 No.7270
b0b77d No.7273
There once was a lass called BoJo
And the Prime Minister said to him"YO!
Go see foreign lands
Where the don't wash their hands"
Then his tale became one of woe
6e30b3 No.7274
>>7272
nice, lad. What kind of work are you doing?
8bfebb No.7276
>>7273
where don't they wash their hands?
bf6df6 No.7277
>>7275
I'm sure it'll be nice. You did it before, right?
1c26a7 No.7278
>>7273
There once was a lad called Boris
Who snuck off to see Mogadishus lack of forests
He rode in a tank,
And went to a bank,
Now the daily papers want him out of office.
84ac3b No.7279
I still can't get over her legs/feet. 100% male from the knee down
8052c2 No.7282
>>7281
Thank god, Ive waited far too long to see Ian Duncan Smith go head to head with Skepta in a political rap showdown. My moneys of Ian "Badunk Badunk"an Smith.
f5b953 No.7283
TOP KEK
> So some cucks made a wall on our campus that asked "How do you challenege white supremacy?" By the morning this is what remained.
356614 No.7285
It's time we make an international law against ethnic nationalism tbh
46147a No.7286
>ywn be a woman and wear cool shit
743bf0 No.7287
>>7286
>it's a 22stone wants to be a woman episode
>it's every episode
61dce0 No.7288
>>7287
No I don't, lass. I just want to wear cool clothes without getting bullied.
fddab3 No.7289
>>7288
>Hitler dubs
I suppose I could just become literally Hitler instead
8ec643 No.7290
I have cross posted most of our links and will continue to do so, albeit normally with a delay - sharing is caring, please reciprocate whenever possible, we like anything interesting. PS, please come and be nice in Druid/pol/, Im not farming for (You)s with links.
WHITE VAN OVERTURNS IN SUSSEX CRASH
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15160968.White_van_overturns_in_crash/
>A MOTORIST had a lucky escape after an early morning crash.
>Sussex Roads Policing Unit were sent to the single vehicle accident at around 6am in Fernhurst.
>The driver of the white van was not injured
DOG THROWN FROM MOVING VAN BREAKS LEGS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39268184
>A dog broke two of its legs when it was launched out the window of a moving car on a motorway.
>The female lurcher cross was seen being thrown from the back of a vehicle, believed to be a van, on the M23 just north of the Gatwick junction
BBC BUSINESS UPDATE: POUND AND FTSE UP, EURO UP ON DUTCH RESULTS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/business-39231028
>Pound rises after UK interest rate decision
>FTSE 100 eases back after hitting record high
>Euro jumps on Dutch election result
>Toyota to invest £240m in UK
QUEEN LIZ RUBBERSTAMPS BREXIT
http://uk.mobile.reuters. WHOLE ARTICLE BELOW com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16N19Z?il=0
>Queen Elizabeth on Thursday formally granted Prime Minister Theresa May the power to trigger exit talks with the European Union, approving legislation which passed through parliament late on Monday.
>The announcement, made in parliament by speaker John Bercow, confirms that May can begin divorce talks at any time, although her spokesman hinted on Monday that any such decision was likely to come towards the end of the month rather than in the coming days
CONSTRUCTION OUTPUT GROWS YEAR ON YEAR, NEW ORDERS STEADY
https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/companies/supply-chain/your-business/construction-output-grows-year-on-year-but-uncertainty-taking-its-toll/10018138.article?blocktitle=Most-popular&contentID=-1
>Construction output grew by 2 per cent in January, compared with the same month last year, however new orders were flat according to official data released today
HARD BREXIT COULD MEAN 175000 LESS EU CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/home/industry-news/hard-brexit-could-cause-exodus-of-175000-construction-workers/10018259.article?blocktitle=Latest&contentID=14651
>The body said its analysis of official data showed that 8 per cent of the UK’s construction workforce was made up of non-UK EU nationals. It said the delivery of future construction projects could be put in jeopardy unless their futures were secured.
SUSSEX POLICE IN SEX-ON-DUTY SCANDAL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-39265431
>Two police officers are at the centre of a gross misconduct inquiry over an allegation they had sex with each other on duty.
LE PEN SAYS MAY GOOD AT GETTING IT WRONG
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16M1KS?il=0
>French far-right presidential candidate Marine Le Pen has criticised British Prime Minister Theresa May for hosting her main rival, centrist Emmanuel Macron, while apparently snubbing her.
>Macron visited May at her Downing Street office in London on Feb. 21. He was photographed arriving and leaving, and spoke to reporters and TV crews in front of the building.
SHARIAH BTFOs WEE JIMMY CRANKIE
http://uk.mobile.WHOLE ARTICLE GREENTEXTED BELOW reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN16N1PD?il=0
>British Prime Minister Theresa May told the Scottish government on Thursday "now is not the time" for a second independence referendum, saying it would be unfair for people to vote without knowing the conclusion of Brexit talks
>Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has called for a referendum before the end of the two years of talks set out under Article 50 of the EU's Lisbon Treaty to leave the European Union, accusing May of ignoring Scotland's demands.
>"Right now we should be working together not pulling apart. We should be working together to get that right deal for Scotland, that right deal for the UK, that's my job as prime minister and so for that reason I say to the SNP (Scottish National Party) now is not the time," May told British television
cb0ce1 No.7291
>>7227
>>A second independence referendum should be decided by the Scottish people, not determined by British Prime Minister Theresa May, a source at the Scottish National Party (SNP) leading the devolved government said on Thursday.
Unilateral declarations of independence are haram. If this were to go ahead then the international community would lose its justification for denouncing Crimean secession, not to mention all the frozen conflict areas left over by the Cold War. And if Scotland did this and had were recognised by the EU then it would a fire under Catalonia.
8f4fe2 No.7292
>>7288
You're living in a liberal marxist utopia lad, you can wear what you like and anyone who mocks you can be sent to jail.
b40ace No.7293
802a9a No.7294
Also
>the first thing you do is bully me
653a34 No.7295
>>7292
If I could send the all the bullies to jail there would be nobody left to pay the taxes, lass
5dd2ad No.7296
>>7290
T-that's a lot of links
89f174 No.7297
>>7264
We really need our own late night stream for old cartoons.
f39bfb No.7298
>>7296
Thats not even all of them lad. Come to druid/pol/ if you ever want a proper discussion without the autism of /brit/. I like you lads tbf, I want your board to have content so Ill contribute :) running out of data so can post a happy george osborne like I want to
347ca0 No.7299
>>7298
cant*
FUCKSAKE ITS THE HAIR TROUSERS FOR ME AGAIN GODDAMIT
06eba7 No.7300
>>7298
This is the autism thread tbh
Also you're implying we don't have content? *punches you*
b0cd71 No.7301
>>7298
druid/pol/ is for dafties though
1aaa00 No.7302
>>7300
Not implying lad, I know its the autism thread but you post links in the OP that go stale quickly. Just saying tbh. *sulks internally* *doesnt feel punch because 22s cold shoulder has numbed me somewhat*
a693a5 No.7303
>>7301
Everywhere is for dafties lad.
60ec9e No.7304
>>7302
>*doesnt feel punch because 22s cold shoulder has numbed me somewhat*
Top kek. Sorry, lad. Just feel a bit guilty when I see the links and don't reply to them smh
Keep posting them though. I am sure people find them valuable.
2040c2 No.7305
>>7298
I like you lad but I think most of the uncucked gang would tell us to fuck off if they knew where we were coming from, also they don't like Joe even as a memi and that's unnaccaptable.
3bc123 No.7306
>>7304
Nobody needs to reply to them tbh, I post what I find interesting and Im sure some people want to comment some unfavourable and unpopular but nonetheless hilarious opinions. You might pick up a lurker or 2 who wants to semi-shitpost about fresh links. Tactical manoeuvres lad. *taps side of nose*
d8ffc4 No.7307
>>7298
We already visited druid/pol/ lad.
*comes ashore*
3165f8 No.7308
>>7305
Thanks lad, Im sure most of us would do if you Jowens-post or do a sealpost barrage or whatever, but if you do ever have an opinion you want to actually talk about, you are welcome to do it there. Dont say you come from here if you dont want to, but if you arent funposting it wont matter I assure you.
409e48 No.7309
>>7307
Lasses can't be beachmasters, lass. Just look at this tiny elephant seal lass. And that's not even a BIG BEACHMASTER
9de23e No.7310
>>7307
see
>>7308
I wholeheartedly support your right to sealpost here lad. Thats why Im so supportive of this board, its fun and filters some of the funposts from other threads.
cbfd10 No.7311
Hmm, I thought women like to chat about themselves? why do they never reply to my questions online tbh
8a8b8d No.7312
>>7311
I guess they just judged you and figured you weren't worth it smh. Sorry, lad
f94548 No.7313
>>7311
Did you send multiangle dickpics before initiating the mating ritual?
f1ab74 No.7314
>>7312
Probably I might start asking for feedback now as I have nothing to lose tbh
cded2b No.7315
>>7309
She looks snug tbh.
f800d5 No.7316
>>7313
No, I just read their profiles closely and formulated a message based on that when it was possible.
67cae6 No.7317
>>7314
Streamline the process by sending a questionnaire asking what is wrong with you as the first message on dating profiles
005a02 No.7318
>>7314
Do it, lad. Lasses can be hard to read tbh
196fa8 No.7319
>>7315
Why wouldn't she be, lass? She gets attention from the biggest most dominant lad on the beach. It's her life goal. They shouldn't forget their place though.
ea8aad No.7320
>>9510215
TOYOTA TO INVEST £240m IN WALES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39289269
>Toyota is to invest £240m in upgrading its UK factory that makes the Auris and Avensis models.
>The Japanese carmaker's investment in the Burnaston plant near Derby will allow production of vehicles using its new global manufacturing system.
>The factory employs about 2,500 people, while another 590 work at Toyota's engine plant at Deeside, North Wales
Jobs galore for all welshlads
4d5711 No.7322
>>7308
You're a nice lad but I don't like /pol/ and I won't go back until they sort their shit out tbh
41d025 No.7324
0eeed1 No.7325
>>7320
Is that the industrial estate built only just on the Welsh side of the border but with the nearest residential place on the English side? smh lads first Celyn now this when are you going to stop?
201659 No.7326
>>7317
>>7318
60 lasses lined up.
Please could you help me out by telling me if it was something about me (and what that was) that stopped you from replying to me?
bfce87 No.7327
>>7322
Fair play lad, the offers there.
184696 No.7328
>>7326
Good luck, lad. Let's hope it's something you can change
57aa4d No.7329
>>7320
I have mixed feelings about this tbh, the Nissan plant in Sunderland is pretty much keeping the city afloat but at the end of the day they're still a foreign employer and it's insane how powerful it's made them in the local area. The whole thing is like a constant sword of Damocles.
207e1c No.7330
>>7326
I like it lad. Straight to the point.
28c68a No.7331
>>7319
Beachmasters do all the work and if they fuck up just once they're off the beach forever.
It's obviously much better to be a lass in that situation.
35cd2f No.7332
>>7331
Exactly. A lass is pretty much guaranteed to pass on her genes, but I guess it's low risk and low reward for lasses and high risk and high reward for the lads. Must suck being born a manlet in their world.
fd5eef No.7333
>tfw too tired and lazy to draw OC
eea78a No.7334
>>7333
Were you going to draw /newbrit/ as seals?
beccc6 No.7335
>>7334
No. Still not really started what you requested two threads ago smh.
f1e3d6 No.7336
>>7333
Trips confirm. Get one of these lad. a SAD Lamp.
48e9bf No.7337
>>7336
Does it make you less tired and lazy?
24ba33 No.7338
oh shit, I just remembered there's a word filter for spam, I've already messaged 12 women.
Might be banned before I get my feedback.
fa9b74 No.7339
306a78 No.7340
>>7336
I've got something like that. Really good for waking your brain up.
4d12e5 No.7341
>>7337
Yep. Look up Seasonal Affective Disorder. Not enough UV light means not enoygh Vitamin D. Take Vit D supplements aswell lad
35c619 No.7342
I'm going to go outside, lads.
a2b3d8 No.7343
>>7340
Im buying a new one to hang in the van, its like a cave until I can afford to buy sime windows.
633c62 No.7344
>>7342
Have fun, lad
>>7340
>>7341
Oh. Maybe I should get one then.
a992e0 No.7345
ff8769 No.7346
>>7344
Its a good investment of £25. Put it at 90 degrees next to your monitor, turn it on all the time nearly, but dont look at it because eye damage. Vitamin D is cheap too, or buy multivits. Should feel spiffing in 10 days lad, I gaurantee you tbh.
46b990 No.7347
>>7346
I have multivits I'm just not good at taking them smh. I forget. Will be nice to try it
77e095 No.7348
0f8c4e No.7349
>>7347
Why arent you good at taking them? Put one on your PC keyboard before bed so you have to take it. Put it on M or S.
I went on a huge Holland and Barrett spree because a friend got me £150 of vouchers and discount codes, now I take about 20 different things a day. Feel pretty good tbqhwy.
a44176 No.7350
>>7349
I just forget tbh. I have no problem taking them
ad1a2c No.7351
>>7350
maybe you should buy a little icepill tray for them lad and just carry it with you tbh.
5b3129 No.7352
0514cb No.7353
>>7351
that's a good idea
>>7352
Yeah I'm hopeless smh
005406 No.7354
>>7351
This is a good plan.
97394b No.7355
Whats the best sort of tree and why is it beech?
79cee5 No.7356
>>7355
How would you know?
4a48f1 No.7357
>>7356
Seen plenty of trees lad. I can spot a tree from miles away tbh. I can even climb some trees. I am skilled in Tree-kwan-do.
6afbbf No.7358
>>7357
I've heard green is the colour we can see from furthest away tbh.
I can climb trees if there are enough strong branches tbh.
Kind of wish I had done more climbing of rocks and trees as a young lad. Would have been pretty strong tbh.
e13bb8 No.7359
I need Nige today so I can't risk going for a walk and missing him tbh. Heard he got pretty civic last night though
3494e5 No.7360
>>7358
>green, furthest
Makes sense lad, white folk are descendes from sailors who crossed oceans. Useful skill, no? And wogs looked for trees and as Toto sang, 'the rains down in Africaaaaaa'.
>more climbing
do some indoor stuff lad. They have easier courses that anybody could do after a few weeks practice. even at 18st lad No joke friend.
902ec5 No.7361
>>7359
Go to the LBC website for the podcast after if necessary lad.
6a5718 No.7362
>>7360
I have injured my wrists and fingers, lad. Doctor told me it would get better by itself but it's still the same after over a year smh.
d4e308 No.7363
>>7361
But watching with you lads makes it way better
439e1a No.7364
>>7362
Do you excercise it lad? Like use a stressball or do a rubiks cube to get the strength up?
639fd2 No.7365
>>7359
Him and Le Pen were pretty desperate to disassociate themselves from evil far right racism tbh. It was hard to listen to but I guess they have to do it.
233221 No.7366
The chat feels good tbh
>>7364
No.
7b014c No.7367
>>7363
Good point but its not till 7?
b4ad36 No.7368
>>7365
Looking at what happened to Geert… yeah probably. How did Le Pen get big with the youth vote, do you know?
66d98d No.7369
>>7367
True. I just get lost on my walks.
ea4157 No.7370
Or come home and fall asleep. Fucking hell those therapy sessions are exhausting
9d1307 No.7371
>>7366
Theres the problem lad. Get a rubiks cube, a stress ball, a SAD light and a travel pill case. I want photo evidence by Monday or you are fired.
1ec004 No.7372
>>7371
No photo evidence, lad. I'll get the SAD light at least if I can find one.
67116b No.7373
>>7368
Maybe French teens come up against immigrants more than their parents. I don't really know what's going on either.
8328bb No.7374
Putting my shoes on, lads.
449871 No.7375
>>7372
Top kek, post receipt numbers and gps coordinates of shops visited, and the names and weights of the cashier that served you.
ab6f3a No.7376
>>7374
Just leave lad ahhhhh *shoves you out the door*
>>7373
Maybe. Or I guess 100% certainly. Schools must be filled. I am sure they dream about the xenos like yourself as well, lass.
8729d6 No.7377
0ef8c9 No.7378
9e7106 No.7379
If you're not interested in me don't contact me reads profile.
Messages me, what do I do tbh, I don't intend to visit them but its rude not to reply.
5cb3cc No.7381
>>7378
Feels like I have to ban you for my own safety tbh
09ecae No.7382
>>7380
I don't know. I don't think so tbh. I just become obsessed sometimes. How long have you had /oneetus/, lad?
cac1e9 No.7383
>>>/pol/9508168
Gas the yanks tbh
Also hi
1e5dc8 No.7384
>>7382
for about 3 weeks. i asked out this qt at work i was friendly with, she said yes, didn't have her phone on her because not allowed on the shop floor and her manager was snooping around, give her my number instead. no calls or messages or anything and she hasn't been at work for ages feels bad tbh lad
d26c4f No.7385
dc103d No.7386
>>7384
Oh. I thought it took longer for them to be an /oneetus/ I guess I have one as well
d63e75 No.7387
>>7385
>(88)
Nice post count, lad.
ad7c00 No.7388
>>7384
Can't you ask your boss where she is? Or for her number?
e66281 No.7389
>>7383
>gains seats with a campaign twice as hardline as trump
>he lost
The fact that he didn't lose seats after doing that is the thing to take away from this election. Also Hail Herts lad.
bf7b6e No.7390
>>7386
i fall for lasses quickly
19cac9 No.7391
>>7381
*initiates capabilities of 4g posting*
YOULL NEVER STOP ME
7361d4 No.7392
>>7388
this, a spanish girl emailed my boss once for the details of one of my co-workers.
46285e No.7393
>>7387
Thanks, lad. I'm cheating a bit tbh. I usually get 130+. I could have gotten over 200 when we first came her. But then we were displaced by all the /brit/ and /newbritpolitics/ refugees
6d1721 No.7394
>>7388
if she doesn't turn up next week i might do that
c959bf No.7395
410c8a No.7396
There is literally nothing wrong with being a /brit/ refugee and displacing the angry nativists.
03773c No.7397
>>7396
At least give me a (You) you cunt smh
007ebe No.7398
>>7389
It's clear that he didn't do as well as he expected. But to see yanks proclaiming that all hope is lost just makes me rage tbh. They were encouraging people not to vote for him btw, they said FvD were better despite being entirely irrelevant. What makes it worse is that SGP were a much larger party than FvD in need of votes and were a much better option for people who didn't like Geert's Jewishness.
Just fuck yank/pol/ so much tbh
Hope today's been good btw, it's good to see the lads keeping this board alive in the off-peak hours.
>>7393
It's not fun unless it's a challenge, lad.
>>7396
Well tbf that's what we are…
748004 No.7399
cb3aaf No.7401
>>7400
Did you sleep well, lad? Happy to see you tbh
f411d9 No.7402
>>7400
Glad you're here tbh, you need to fix your sleeping pattern though
5f944c No.7403
ceec7d No.7404
You'll never be able to eavesdrop in welsh
be2f92 No.7405
>>7401
>Did you sleep well, lad?
Bog-standard sleep lad.
>Happy to see you tbh
Thanks lad.
>>7402
Thanks lad and I know, but it'll only end up getting fucked again.
>>7403
Helo bachgen.
0e39c4 No.7406
Feeling blackpilled lads, give us some inspirational webms blz.
fb71a7 No.7407
>>7404
Beth oedd yn ei olygu wrth hyn?
5e7412 No.7412
>>7407
? I hope other welshmen will tell me what he typed tbh
>>7406
there you go lad.
06db55 No.7413
>>7411
I am in love with this webm, did you make it?
I kind of want to make a Frances one now but I don't know how
4c7597 No.7414
>>7412
>? I hope other welshmen will tell me what he typed tbh
Ni allaf hyd yn oed yn gallu siarad Cymraeg.
449457 No.7415
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>7406
Not a webm, but
Soon™
8605c9 No.7416
>>7413
Sorry, I didn't make it. Someone posted it in /brit/ a good while ago
a790dc No.7417
>>7414
I can't be baited tbh. I'm a mild tempered lad.
841341 No.7418
All cats purr but dogs bark tbh
227b9a No.7419
>>7416
Was it Mugabe? I know he makes these sort of webms.
811510 No.7421
719c19 No.7422
>>7411
They are different.
168465 No.7423
>>7417
Nid wyf yn gwybod beth ydych ar ei gylch. I fod yn onest.
ce137a No.7425
>>7421
Don't worry lad, I'm just glad to see the Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale webm tbh
>>7422
I am pleased by this post tbh
1b1f28 No.7426
>>7425
Lad she's Joe's now
e3ce40 No.7427
>>7406
nice relaxing webm for you lad
1ac6b5 No.7428
>>7426
I know. I'm happy for them but I wish Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale was younger tbh
fc6734 No.7429
>tfw no more comfy fresh joes
c7f6e5 No.7430
>>7422
do you know what the music is in the first one?
f8f7c8 No.7432
>>7431
Good lad. Has he been giving you things to do lately?
df1229 No.7433
I guess it's early, but anyone want to make the next thread?
c0c187 No.7436
5df6d2 No.7438
>>7434
True, lad. Why didn't they give us chores and responsibilities sooner? smh oh well. Guess we can only go forward
158876 No.7439
>>7437
Same number of UIDs, lad
b85fd7 No.7440
>>7437
Should pick up in a bit hopefully
8e6e5f No.7441
>>7424
>>7425
It was made after I had a lewd dream about Gin.nie, I didn't make them though.
>>7427
>(1)
Lad…
>>7430
Naa lad sorry.
0b79ad No.7442
>>7441
>lewd dream about Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
Can't blame you tbh
785cf5 No.7443
bedca6 No.7444
>>7442
Become a bit immoral lately, lad
662263 No.7446
c144ed No.7448
f39c50 No.7449