eb6100 No.5964
good OP, kinda too much red tho
31141b No.5966
BACK
>>5947
ah thats a good one lad
>>5949
cheers lad
5cc717 No.5967
My love, he built me a bonny bower
And clad it o'er with lily flower
A bonnier bower you ne'er did see
Than my true love he built for me
There came a man by middle day
He spied his sport and went away
And brought the King that very night,
Who broke my bower and slew my knight
He slew my knight to me so dear
He slew my knight and seized his gear
My servants all for life did flee
And left me in extremity
I sewed his shroud, making my moan
I watched his corpse, myself alone
I watched his body night and day
No living creature came that way
I took his body on my back
And whiles I walked and whiles I sat
I digged a grave and laid him in,
And happed him with the turf so green
Oh, don't you think my heart was sore,
As I laid the earth on his yellow hair
Oh, don't you think my heart was woe,
As I turned about, away to go
No living man I'll love again
Since that my lovely knight is slain
With just one lock of his yellow hair
I'll chain my heart forevermore
00a717 No.5968
>>5964
I'll use bold instead next time tbh, it looks better.
545370 No.5969
You are a lover. Borrow Cupid's wings
and soar with them above a common bound.
8119c1 No.5971
>he fights voor de VRIJHEID
0b3337 No.5972
Flood detected; Post discarded.
e7ac2f No.5974
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Posting if you lot are interested tbh
dab093 No.5976
My stomach is about to explode lads smh
a0f29a No.5977
aa2ef7 No.5978
624d20 No.5979
You’re in love?
Out.
Out of love?
Out of her favor, where I am in love.
I love someone. She doesn’t love me.
Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!
It’s sad. Love looks like a nice thing, but it’s actually very rough when you experience it.
Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!
Where shall we dine?—O me! What fray was here?
Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here’s much to do with hate but more with love.
Why then, O brawling love, O loving hate,
O anything of nothing first created!
O heavy lightness, serious vanity,
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health,
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?
196e0b No.5980
>>5974
>tfw the best Swampkrauts can offer is a probable Neocon sympathizer
we'll make do tbh
I don't actually know that much about him tbh
6d58ce No.5981
>when you try to have a shower and almost die
156cfd No.5982
>>5980
He's more based than Turmp or Farage but less based than Nick Griffin. Sort of an inbetweener and a literal Jew but a good guy in a number of respects and will more or less double his based voting base tbh
47994f No.5983
>>5979
haha was I meant to laugh lad?
980d82 No.5984
beedef No.5985
>>5982
Griffin fell for the slav memi tbh
4c668d No.5986
d5050b No.5987
908ed5 No.5988
>>5983
>was I meant to laugh lad?
It doesn't matter. It is not meant for you and your reaction has no bearing on how I feel.
>>5986
Why?
29f239 No.5989
>>5985
yeah, I heard he went to live in Poland smh
I met him once and he was pretty cool smelled nice to tbh but he was constantly messing up. Would be interesting to see a world without the Cook Report and other mistakes tbh, we might be in a universe with Griffin in Nige's position tbh
af5432 No.5990
>>5988
>no bearing on your feelings
Im indifferent to you also. More indifferent than you tbh.
>why am I sulky
Im sitting awkwardly on the floor, cant be arsed to get up, leg hurts, might just get it amputated tbh.
>>5987
Your showers broken geezer.
47bf3c No.5991
>>5989
Yeah I really like Nick, he has his heart in the right place tbh he's just a bit daft
0bd758 No.5992
Of to have my din dins lads
>>5980
He's better than Trump, Farage, and I'd argue Le Pen tbh. Not BNP tier though. He is apparently part Jewish though and a major cuck for Israel but I'll take it.
416eae No.5993
9b3711 No.5994
>>5990
And I didnt get my goshdarn bagels this morning.
3d0271 No.5995
>torturously pull myself up from chair
>dressing gown gets caught on the armrest
>*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP*
>dressing gown pocket has a giant hole in it now
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
39f2b9 No.5996
>>5990
>More indifferent than you tbh.
Nu uh
60fd79 No.5998
>>5982
>>5992
>better than Trump and Farage
Can you lads give some details as to why?
afb6a6 No.5999
>>5995
JUST
>>5997
dont be a stanger now
3aae81 No.6000
15eaca No.6002
>>6000
trips of indifference lad
f5a6a2 No.6003
>>5995
>tfw Cant keep gerbils in your dressing gown anymore
Feels bad tbh.
dedbaf No.6004
>>6001
*slapps black slaves bum bum*
4a68f5 No.6006
>>5998
He is ruthless on Islam to the point of perhaps going to far. For example he wishes to ban the Quran which I don't agree with necessarily because the Quran is a good tool for defeating Islam and cn be used to battle Taq'qiya
He wants to fully ban things like Muslim immigration and halal too but not Kosher because he really is very pro-Jew. He's basically the most hardcore civic nationalist you could imagine to the point he just nudges slightly into ethnic nationalism. He's also anti-EU and seems to entertain some libertarian policies when it comes to taxes if I'm not wrong.
449ec2 No.6007
34ded1 No.6009
U TURN ON NI RISE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39278968
>Plans to increase National Insurance rates for self-employed people - announced in the Budget last week - have been dropped.
>Chancellor Philip Hammond has said the government will not proceed with the increases which were criticised for breaking a 2015 manifesto pledge.
>He told MPs in a Commons statement: "There will be no increases in National Insurance rates in this Parliament
53fd37 No.6010
>>6005
they better and why are they being mean to her she's just a sweet old lady
807656 No.6011
>tfw mum used Mascarpone in the pasta sauce
badabing tbh
68e037 No.6012
>>6009
The fact that this was even a discussion when million pound homes are being gifted to turdskins and massive corporations are paying literally nothing in taxes really makes you feel like you're living in tyranny tbh.
c9f0f4 No.6015
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE TOOOOOOOTALLY RAAAAADICAL!!!!
75e91e No.6016
>only adults on this board mummypost
/thinking/ lads
where is the fokin stream btw
99677c No.6017
>>6011
nice lad
>>6014
they're really quite horrible smh, we'll protect her though eh lads
850930 No.6018
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6016
>She isn't a permachild
smh tbh
c3066e No.6020
081ee2 No.6021
>>6012
Its true lad, we are, but hopefully us accelerationists can start the fire sooner rather than later. Dome london off and release bears like a kind of mad max thunderdome but with millions of bears.
46c218 No.6022
d57c4e No.6023
>>6020
You mean of are nige?
99eac3 No.6025
>>6006
Given the affinities he has I'm worried that he's playing the counterpoint role in the Islam dialectic tbh.
>on one hand you promote and expand Islam
>on the other hand you have your agent lead opposition to Islam
>this creates a feedback loop of control
I definitely want him to win or have a strong showing though because of the knock-on effects against the EU.
901cd1 No.6026
>tfw have to cook my own meals 6 days a week
35dfaa No.6028
>>6027
i just had lasagne lad, crazy world
7466d6 No.6029
>>6026
Just eat cereal from the box lad. No washing, no waiting, just riboflavin goodness 24/7.
90b674 No.6030
>>6024
I heard they all learn Italian but I'm not sure how true that is tbh smh
2e028e No.6033
Off for a shower lads, make sure the lasses don't fantasise about me smh
16fa5c No.6034
>>6023
It's actually an already done interview and it's on their facebook page in full
>>6024
this is what I though
f33481 No.6036
cf7faa No.6037
>>5967
Is it you lad? After all this time?
63fb4b No.6038
>>6031
Gondola is my favourite memi tbh
598d7f No.6039
>memid too hard and too fast
cf5869 No.6040
>>6037
Who do you suspect it to be?
783dfd No.6041
>>6031
good gondola lad
>>6032
tbf they're pretty good at cooking
>>6037
you dont think it could be….
7c7b90 No.6042
I think were missing nige lads
2066bf No.6044
>>6041
I think it could be, the man, the myth, the legend…
c55edd No.6046
91dcac No.6048
>>6044
N-no it been too long, theres no way…
e2f16e No.6049
a04259 No.6050
>>6047
Now you mention it i'm not sure.
45d58a No.6051
>>6045
We have a 5% boundary for the Bundestag, the Dutch don't have that at all, so even if your party gets 1% it can move into the parliament.
0ad301 No.6052
Lads is this what happens when /brit/ and /politics/ combine?
1a89e5 No.6055
>>6052
whats wrong i like it here
7f8d64 No.6056
>>6038
>tfw they found ancient gondolas in Cro-Magnon cave paintings
766a14 No.6057
>>6048
I think it just might be….
cd3886 No.6058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImfFSIwbvxI
>California Lawmakers Want to Decriminalize Infecting Others with HIV
gay agenda
db79e2 No.6059
>>6057
its a bit early he usually posted late at night
46b996 No.6061
802280 No.6062
>>6059
>>6057
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!
36adf6 No.6063
>>6058
>tfw no giant cranium
c28702 No.6064
Going through that thread and saving all those sexy Kpop gifs and webms was a mistake tbh
0da2d6 No.6066
>>6065
shall we tell the others…?
b9cde1 No.6068
>>6067
A long long time ago….
f22e0a No.6069
>>6068
in a galexy far far away…
4dd5b5 No.6070
If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
06ef4a No.6071
>>6069
The teletubbies come out to play
e8839c No.6072
>>6054
Nice backscratcher lad.
4a6c08 No.6073
>>6053
>>6055
Yeah it's alright but fast tbh.
2109ae No.6074
62cfe1 No.6075
>>6070
Eyyyyyyy I remember DiCap saying that in Year 8 English.
Anyone have the webm of this one? I always forget to save it.
f7f8b3 No.6076
>>6058
>Intentional transmission of any other communicable disease, even a potentially deadly condition like hepatitis, is a misdemeanor.
Then you should punish those people more severely too, what the fuck is this shit?
>These laws were passed at the height of the HIV/AIDS epidemic when there was enormous fear and ignorance and misinformation around HIV
Give me a break, HIV was a death sentence until recentl, and if you can't afford treatment then it still is.
079aa2 No.6077
>>6052
Far greater than the sum of its parts lad.
25a3a5 No.6079
I think I prefer blue milk to green milk. Am I gay lads?
785ec4 No.6082
>>6079
gold top or bust lad
4326d5 No.6083
>>6080
>gold milk
What are you, some sort of billionaire
2d56fb No.6084
82 messages from 6 contacts, hmmm, who playing hard to contact here?
f73933 No.6085
>>6082
You and all - its like £1.75 a pint
5af48f No.6086
>>6084
lass why do you have that many people trying to talk to you?
baab06 No.6087
>>6084
My girlfriend. Shes been doing it for 2 years lad.
d24f08 No.6088
A hero only due to chance.
Had he not happened to be in the right place at the right time, he'd have been a bad guy and will snap again at any moment.
>>6084
Who are you?
14885e No.6090
>>6087
>takes 60 inutes to reply when you take 6
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
d495ae No.6092
>>6080
tbh
>>6085
lad its worth it
f8f823 No.6093
>>6089
Unpasteurised is pretty good but its like lactose-based russian roulette, but with horrible infections instead of bullets
3b6ce9 No.6095
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>MW symbol in the top left
9e21ef No.6096
>>6095
ohhhhh woes is hosting it smh
85bf40 No.6097
>>6086
I tend to bring out the best in others lad and people notice.
I'm not sure who the 82 messages are from, it might be 77 messages from 1 contact and 5 from the other contacts, shall I check?
a4a9af No.6098
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6075
>tfw hand drawn animation like this barely exists anymore
e98700 No.6099
>>6090
I take 1hr+ to reply, sometimes 3 or 4 when driving to and from jobs, she makes a point to do my time + 15 minutes. Fucking women.
b81025 No.6100
>>6097
Recruit them to our terrorist organisation lad
e5e49d No.6102
>>6070
Do not obtain your slaves from Britain, because they are so stupid and so utterly incapable of being taught that they are not fit to form part of the household of Athens.
6f5fc6 No.6103
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6098
Which style do you lads refer from the comparison in this video?
Warning: Sad
a71e1e No.6104
>>6100
Did someone say terrorist organisation?
92f335 No.6105
>>6098
Ouch this is violent
315312 No.6106
77b5a3 No.6107
>>6104
I-I m-meant terroristg-groups
819296 No.6108
>it's that civic moment on nige's show
e3742e No.6110
>>6107
Thats bette….. HEY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
3057a4 No.6111
>>6105
>tfw it's not the 90's anymore when anime was a mysterious and novel adult-oriented commodity that you had to ship into the country on Japanese VHS tapes
f8e529 No.6112
>>6098
>tfw you hear Dance of Curse for the first time
still get chills, I need to get round to watching the Escaflowne film at some point.
Now for something a bit different.
c00e7b No.6113
>>6110
mummmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
c34a5f No.6114
>>6108
I've had enough tbh not really listening to it any more. I know they might just be "playing the game" or whatever but I don't care it's like nails on a chalkboard at this point.
ce6954 No.6116
>>6113
*hilarious benny-hill esque chase ensues*
f3946c No.6118
>>6103
NO!
he killed a kid lad
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
c9df7e No.6119
>>6108
I stopped watching when I found out it was pre-recorded and available, watching it later
5495c3 No.6120
33ae7e No.6121
>>6111
Yeah i dont really like new anime tbh
>>6112
based Endoh
b570a9 No.6122
QT tomorrow lads, looks watchable for once.
610539 No.6123
>>6112
Is that an anime about suicide bombers?
b44065 No.6124
>>6103
I much prefer the first version
it even seemed better paced and the angles were better smh
a25e6f No.6125
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6121
>he knows
LAD!
>>6123
Kamikaze, glorious nippon ototototototo banzai
47ab36 No.6127
Also he could tell it was a kid in the first one, but killed them anyway!
It changed the story.
4570f6 No.6128
>>6122
Mogg and Martin are based tbh
447b57 No.6130
I've seen Mogg at college tbh.
18cd81 No.6131
f04c27 No.6132
>>6129
You don't consume wicked poisons do you?
89b3b3 No.6134
d46a75 No.6135
>>6133
waoh lad you better watch that
aa2cb2 No.6136
>>6132
Only on days ending with WHY.
968d53 No.6137
>>6129
Lass please explain this mysterious Slav webm to me.
97e16f No.6138
>>6133
Their bar maids are usually very prettyLike all barmaids smh
788ab2 No.6139
6a6cb3 No.6140
>>6129
They're not bad tbh though I'm not a drinker
>>6130
Noice, what did he say?
22f09f No.6142
>>6122
>Jacob Rees-Mogg
>Tim Martin
Might be cool
207f00 No.6143
>>6132
Drinking champagne right now tbh
2cc648 No.6146
>>6143
why
at least conform to stereotypes and drink vodka
3e3cb5 No.6148
>>6141
>destroying local pubs
have some patriotic pride ffs lad
>>6143
having a cheeky drink as well lass
e22b06 No.6149
smh, I lied lads, it was actually only 3 messages from 2 contacts and I was offline for a whole week without notice.
51428b No.6151
>>6137
memi smuggler caught in the act smh
81889e No.6152
>we are only 10 places off /brit/
e70553 No.6154
Does this mean I'm /newbrit/'s heaviest drinker?
0a1a23 No.6155
>>6143
Make sure you don't get horny and post nudes lass I don't think i can handle temptation atm
503682 No.6156
>>6154
No lad thats me, vananon, tbh.
da24a7 No.6157
f56e22 No.6158
e0cdd5 No.6161
43a2cb No.6162
>>6156
Lad how do you get wifi in a van?
dd57e3 No.6165
>>6152
tbh lad I think you're the only one who sees it as a rivalry
c29d00 No.6166
>>6162
Hotspot another phone for my laptop.
3d813b No.6168
>>6137
>wew kurtka.webm
Kurtka means jacket. It's actually Ukranian so I don't understand everything but in the beginning the gramps suggests to the lad he could help him take the jacket off because it "can be cut right across this line". Sasha then said sarcastically "you can give me 450 roubles later". Then they have a fight because the boy doesn't want his jacket to be torn off. I assume he hides drugs there but judging by later scenes where he cries he might be autistic or just a spastic.
This channel is fucking weird btw, I have some webms from dvach about some medical show from this channel but I won't post them.
5eba99 No.6169
>>6161
>Walk up behind cute barmaid when drunk
>"You are gorgeous girl"
>"T-thanks"
>"Your welcome"
>Turnaround and walk straight out
smh, why are they so sexy lads?
3be9da No.6170
>>6161
>tfw no pubs that do tabs anymore
smdh
f4b8af No.6171
>>6158
I don't actually drink a lot, I just like wine and lager. It should be enough to make me /newbrit/'s SA.
>>6163
Because so many people here don't like it.
34b5dd No.6172
>>6159
>we were the more or the less the only reason for /brit/ being the fastest threads
>>6165
I may be adding my personal drama to it sometimes but I'm just proud tbh.
acba02 No.6173
>>5846
>lasses needs several hours to shower
>>5863
I'd be shy tbh
>>5934
>thank god our BO and not 22st (no offence to him obviously)
None taken, lad.
>>5981
>>5987
Wew. Glad you're okay, lass. *puts you in a safety blanket* Are you?
>I missed Le Pen Nige
Is it worth checking out?
140f55 No.6174
>>6171
SA is an alcoholic though, I hope you aren't.
da4b59 No.6175
>>6169
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
>wearing headphones
>barmaid comes over and gently touches my shoulder to get my attention
>"do you need anything?"
>spin 360 degrees and run away to bathroom
0871ce No.6176
>>6173
>Is it worth checking out?
It was kind of irritating tbh they kept civic signalling over and over, I guess Nige was trying to help her in her election or something
249001 No.6177
>>6166
you got freee data or something, isnt that pricey?
>>6169
Ha top kek lad
>>6173
>None taken, lad.
good lad
c68adb No.6178
>>6147
(^:
>>6146
I hate vodka lad.
>>6167
>Murphy_tripping_over_the_table.jpg
tbh lad
08812d No.6179
>>6175
kek
I always smile at them
>Last week in pub I smile at a barmaid carrying food
>She asks if the food is my or my mate's
>Say no
>Manager comes up later and asks if we ordered food
>They think we were just having a giggle
Wish barmaids were here lads
9759f2 No.6180
>>6176
I really hate that, so I can't watch it.
c32bce No.6181
>>6177
£75 a month for 3 phones and about 20-25gb data. Im at pubs most nights downloading dolphin porn on their wifi.
4a84d7 No.6182
>>6178
>I hate vodka lad.
barely slavic tbh
>>6179
we should get some barmaids to get us drinks while we shitpost
34504f No.6183
>>6181
ah thats not too bad, how do you pay for it all?
f5da96 No.6184
>>6182
>tfw this is what I do every night
8a695d No.6185
>>6168
Thanks. I assume he's hiding drugs and doesn't want them to be seen, maybe he cries because gramps discovered them.
bfdd3f No.6186
>>6178
>I hate vodka lad.
Are you even slavic lass?
tbf it's probably a good thing tbh
421176 No.6187
>>6182
*looks knowingly at Dafty lass*
88b589 No.6189
>>6182
quit these racist stereotypes smh
dff4b4 No.6190
How much salt water thrown away in waste
To season love that of it doth not taste!
657f7d No.6191
>>6183
Working lad. Self employed tradesman. Only work 2-4 days a week because no other bills, kek.
38781e No.6192
>>6189
No place for racism on a civic board tbh
7fc710 No.6193
>>6187
But I want to drink and shitpost also
95ac32 No.6195
>>6188
Just smoke instead tbh
4b86c4 No.6196
>>6194
Loosely, double glazing.
427421 No.6197
>>6184
sounds good tbh
>>6189
oh sorry lass wouldnt want you thinking im a racist Ukip voter smh
>>6191
i want your life tbh
73a3c5 No.6198
>>6195
Lasses who smoke are disgusting, lad
69f8b6 No.6199
>>6193
*looks knowingly at Neo Girl but she's already intoxicated*
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
6e622a No.6201
>>6197
Do it lad. Its not difficult.
d173c0 No.6204
>>6203
she compensates for being flat in real life smh
d1ffd9 No.6205
>>6198
yeah its like when a girl says "mate" or "bruv"
>>6201
i just might
>>6202
top kek
35b53b No.6208
>tfw you slice off a bit of parmesan cheese and eat it off the knive
560ce2 No.6209
>>6205
Vanno-Brythonic is my new ethnicity.
217182 No.6210
ca00af No.6213
9c6c89 No.6214
a4ce62 No.6215
Looks like the left have done unexpectedly well in the Netherlands smh
f89557 No.6216
What's the point of deleting posts when they don't disappear until you refresh the page? smh
a43644 No.6217
>>6209
haha
>>6211
smh lad what a cheeky boy
f4224b No.6219
What's he thinking, lads?
43da63 No.6220
73% turnout is pretty large those guys take voting seriously
434faa No.6222
>>6215
The politics of hope I hope nothing bad will happen will always triumph over the politics of fear I'm scared something bad might happen.
933143 No.6223
>>6210
>>6213
I love a good bit of cheese lads
51e901 No.6225
8:01pm GMT update: Exit polls are out.
Mark Rutte's VVD leads on 31 per cent
PVV, CDA and D66 are on 19 per cent
688016 No.6226
>>6216
It disappeared for me and I didn't refresh. I did post though, does that clear deleted posts?
b07aa5 No.6227
What tobbacco should I buy lads? I like amber leaf but it stains my fingers tbh. Cant get american spirit around here. Smh tbh might have to stick to cigars.
0b5d68 No.6228
>>6185
I can give you more rus webms lad
>>6198
me mum smokes pipe
1f50fb No.6229
>>6227
You should smoke salmon, it's really nice.
03e265 No.6231
>>6228
A hookah pipe? dint wanna say hooker because on best behaviour
75e3ac No.6232
>>6222
Reluctantly chequed
roooooo tbh
>>6219
Of that time he saw some Norn Iron girls
c472af No.6233
>>6215
Never trust a Dutchman tbh
>>6220
Probably a protest vote against PVV
>>6225
shite
569f55 No.6234
>>6215
Sadly white people have become retarded like niggers and can no longer look further ahead into the future than a year. They only care about how much taxes they pay. smh
>>6226
Weird. Nah posts are still deleted. It's why replies were green text.
>>6228
Disgusting, lass. My dad smokes. Not going to make any excuses for him smh
af696d No.6235
>>6222
made me chuckle
>>6228
lass your memis are weird tbh
>>6229
eyyy
14b59f No.6236
>>6215
Glad I didn't bet on it, would've been a waste of money, still quite the shame, I would've liked some in Europe to share the same jubilation we felt with Brexit and Trump.
1a9a12 No.6237
>>6229
Something fishy about a man that smokes salmon…
>>6230
But its old man tobbacco lad.
f3eece No.6238
>>6232
>there are people who have masturbated to this scene
97a11d No.6239
btw we're expecting first results at 11pm GMT
ff3078 No.6240
Geert just had simple solution to complex problems smh
9f95d6 No.6241
>>6238
when she's all big she looks about the same weight as you :^)
b9bf19 No.6242
134bca No.6243
>>6238
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
bf1c74 No.6244
Those poll statistics I took were from the guardian btw lads so they may be skewed a little tbh
62723a No.6245
Lads, for those who smoke, would a good #nofap incentive be to get rid of a fag everytime you fap?
57c7e2 No.6246
>>6244
I'm getting the same from the Express
a3bf3f No.6247
>>6241
Hahaha yeah *punches you*
>>6242
It's a fetish, lad
ca44ab No.6248
>>6237
Alright, smoke some cheddar cheese, that's also pretty good.
ba62e7 No.6249
smdh why didn't the Russians provide more help for /thierguy/ in the Netherlands?
df6c2d No.6250
>>6245
Doubt you'd be able to do that, lad. That would be like trying to quit two things you enjoy at once without getting anything good to replace it
dc76de No.6252
>>6247
>>6245
no because baccy is cheaper than testosterone.
949e74 No.6253
>>6246
I think we did get a little btfo tbh
85f6dd No.6254
>>6249
The crafty Dutchmen counted the ballots by hand, smh
9de9de No.6255
6acacf No.6256
>>6250
Yeah but as smoking is expensive, it would make fapping more expensive right?
>>6252
When did it cost to jerk off?
e096a7 No.6258
>>6247
>>6252
fug, what the blue bitches?
>>6251
Its too moist as well tbh. Drum it is then. I might buy like half a ton of american spirit and tow it around with me.
7d7230 No.6259
>>6253
>we
Blame the Dutch tbh
The lass was right, it's another Austria. This is what you get for trusting Krauts.
473024 No.6261
>tfw I can actually read and understand dutch
>>6231
rude lad
>>6234
What does he smoke? I just know from my mum that she can go months without smoking.
5b8381 No.6262
>>6256
you pay is testosterone and shame lad.
513363 No.6263
>>6259
smh too right lamb they're so incompetent
>>6261
You're too intelligent to be a lass tbh if i didn't have photographic evidence on several databases I'd think you were actually a lad smh
1f7ba1 No.6264
>>6261
I was joking waaaaaa*
2d5483 No.6265
>>6261
>What does he smoke? I just know from my mum that she can go months without smoking.
rollies
e96624 No.6266
>>6235
they take forever to load smh
8d25da No.6267
>>6265
Ahh the Devils Pubes. I can relate.
268a81 No.6268
>>6261
Fucking hell does that make 4 languages you can speak now?
85ce27 No.6269
I should save more images of the prisoner
ff2ddf No.6270
>>6267
Never heard them referred to as that. Top kek
d8f371 No.6271
>>6269
Does a bear fit in a hood?
13ffef No.6273
Wilders is projected to win 4 more seats this time than he did last time.
4 MORE SEATS
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN MANAGE?
b1b824 No.6274
>>6268
I don't speak it but it's so similar to German I understand it just fine
20a66e No.6275
>>6266
TOP KEK, that caught me off guard
cfc14c No.6276
>>6272
I didn't know you smoked, lad. Does it feel cool?
f8ee61 No.6278
7594df No.6279
>>6272
>cuckcigs
Not you too lad. Smoking shag puts hairs on your chest.
>butts in a drawer
Wtf lad explain
e58b70 No.6280
Woes reminds me of Spike from My little Pony a little
1048cb No.6282
>>6259
>can't trust Germans
>the Saxons are Germans
>the English are Saxons
>there's no escape from the eternal German
What is the answer the German question?
b43f41 No.6283
>>6282
King Arthur tbh lass
6acc3b No.6284
>>6274
Does that mean you can understand Afrikaans by extension?
>>6282
>the Saxons are Germans
Germans =/= Germanic tbh
But we all know we need based Bomber Harris to solve our problems
479599 No.6285
What dutch tv channels are there and where can i stream them lasses?
c24cb2 No.6286
>>6282
are the mods going to allow this sort of bigotry?
0c0e03 No.6287
>>6284
>>6284
AHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU FUCKERS HAD BEEN TOO LONG WITHOUT A HARRISPOST REEEEE
039e28 No.6289
>>6286
Not when the BO is an Anglo-Saxon, they don't.
da4ab5 No.6290
>>6286
>are the Welsh going to allow anti-Anglo bigotry?
wew
598402 No.6291
>>6283
King Arthur was Russian tbh
>>6284
tried it, and no. Afrikaans has almost nothing German in it.
0d9166 No.6292
>>6288
THATS NOT AN EXPLANATION WHY WERE THE BUTTS IN A DRAWER?
513e15 No.6293
>>6290
the welsh would have to stab england in the back because they could never take her one on one
833887 No.6295
>>6291
*punches you in the throat*
say it again lass
e75967 No.6296
>>6291
I heard that the Dutch could understand but it's probably too many languages you don't actually speak to understand tbh
You are pretty smart though tbh
2e27b7 No.6299
>>6293
Well our population is pretty small tbh
d24f31 No.6301
>>6286
>nothing happens when people bully the Welsh
>Anglos get defensive when bantered back
I wonder who could be behind this?
98c156 No.6302
>>6298
>tfw this will take some air out of the French elections as well
ahhhhhhh
3d837b No.6303
>>6301
you from north or south wales lass?
f09eb6 No.6304
>>6300
Thanks lad, hasnt really cleared up the image for me though tbh. Did she have a bin?
bd8a52 No.6305
>>6302
Possibly, might also make the French more desperate though who knows tbh smh
a16d9a No.6307
>>6306
>going dafty
Just go commie tbh
37fadd No.6310
Who /drinkingBeerThatYouCantUnderstandTheIngredientsInBecauseLidls/
50b165 No.6312
6f3691 No.6313
>>6308
Ahh there you go, thats the missing link. I too have a lazy mother.
2ea62b No.6315
>>6314
>bread
BOURGEOSIE SCUM OUT
f12151 No.6316
>>6309
I love Cara al Sol tbh
>>6314
BOURGEOISIE = PURGED
3d8817 No.6317
>>6303
Daethon fy nheulu o dde Cymru tbh I was actually born in England kek
7cd36a No.6319
>>6316
Communist score: Full Marx
79ab54 No.6320
>>6316
>tfw no fiery castilian passion in our politics
65e767 No.6321
>>6310
I buy 20p cans of beer to make stews with, it's pretty lush.
b30624 No.6323
>>6318
>replying from my humble countryside laborcamp
49ac0e No.6325
bbb9e5 No.6326
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6320
I have a weakness for the Spanish movement for some reason tbh
e235df No.6327
>>6322
You think you deserve raw grain comrade? Bahhahaahahaa its roots and insects for you tbh.
961eb4 No.6328
>>6325
Isn't she a man stuck in a woman's body?
dda751 No.6330
>>6324
Just. Cheaper than water most of the time.
>>6321
The kraut import wheatbeer is pretty bloody good tbh.
7b6995 No.6331
>>6314
>>6315
>>6318
>tfw you trick the cattle into actively fighting eachother for the chance to give you even more of their flesh
32dd27 No.6332
>>6329
I said she, lass. smh pretty sure I am right though
7cd727 No.6333
I'm a air host lads, ask me anything
45dc30 No.6335
>>6333
What's it like being gay?>
7bd2ce No.6336
>>6333
How long have you gobbled cocks for you effeminate poofter
ef3ca4 No.6337
>>6326
It actually reflects their country's culture and history lamb
40dcef No.6338
>>6324
Well they sell it so I assume so. Not sure how it's even possible to make beer at this price but I'm not going to complain. It doesn't even taste that bad.
https://groceries.asda.com/product/bitter/asda-bitter/910001159779
Don't bully me for shopping at Asda I don't want to give the yanks money but nobody else in my town delivers.
9333f6 No.6339
why is /brit/ so slow smh
ea8a46 No.6340
>>6333
when did you first realise you were a poof?
e99234 No.6341
0011f7 No.6343
>>6337
True tbh, that's something not even the NSDAP did that well.
>>6339
Because we're superior. The master board, if you will.
feea9b No.6344
>>6342
I refined my taste from extravagant to frugal. AmA.
3fb5e3 No.6345
>>6339
Because the heart of the board is missing now
3adb30 No.6346
>>6340
at secondary school, I started to find some of the more athletic lads attractive.
>>6335
Its pretty carefree and male company is never hard to come by tbh.
>>6336
13 years.
0dba3d No.6348
>>6346
Uhuh. You should stop or you will burn in hell lad. Allahu Ackbar, tbh.
5d7458 No.6349
>>6339
Just noticed the filename
af1a80 No.6350
>>6346
oh shit, are you serious?
b5b0c7 No.6351
>>6347
>tfw /brit/ bullied druid/pol/ for being slow
Shoes on the other cat now lads.
69c942 No.6352
>>6349
What did she mean by this? no, really
006ee0 No.6353
>>6346
>tfw "they" want us all to be sterile sex-addicted homos to control the fertility rate and trap us with depraved passions
acc677 No.6354
>tfw large roman nose
scary tbh
14c8e9 No.6356
b39cfc No.6357
>>6351
what is druid/pol/ even about?
1e0391 No.6358
>>6346
But I hate homos, lad
761aba No.6359
>>6351
We're waiting for them to trot out the 'quality over quantity' argument you guys used.
>>6352
Haven't you seen those memis?
c7502c No.6360
>>6356
>>6359
Now I have. wew
576987 No.6361
tbh change often comes slowly and we've made a large advance in the past few years. Negging our performance as the end of the world tonight is childish tbh Wilderbeast just increased his vote sure largely
Off to edge lads
8bbc58 No.6362
>>6361
lad dont go off and edge tbh you know you cant help yourself
2b9493 No.6363
>>6361
True tbh though I expected him to do better and perhaps even grab first place. He's still not even done as well as he did in 2010. Disappointing from the Dutch, but we move on to France, that's the one that really matters.
8443b0 No.6364
>>6353
Sounds hot as fuck lad
>>6355
Exactly. Screencap it for me if you see it lads? Been waiting for this for months tbh.
99af66 No.6365
>>6361
>Wilderbeast
Is this something we've been calling him? That's amazing. And I agree.
9d4dba No.6367
>>6362
You're right lad. I nearly came when edging in me dream but screamed at myself not to (in the dream). It was a message to woken me tbh
>>6365
Seems to just be me lad though I swear I've heard it somewhere smh
ce06a9 No.6368
Quick question btw lads. Are you happy with the name of the board? I wasn't sure what to call it when we first move here and I wonder if I should change it.
729dd3 No.6369
>>6361
But lad, sometimes change has to be swift and decisive, sometimes there is no room for pussyfooting around, watching the pendulum swing to and fro and you need to act before you lose your chance.
d349c0 No.6370
>>6363
Yeah, France will be very interesting tbh and should be pretty based tbh
Most youths support her too which is brilliant
266d26 No.6371
>>6368
i would prefere /brit//politics/ but its honestly fine how it is
ff7ece No.6372
5ee971 No.6373
>>6354
Sketch your nose profile lads.
15593b No.6374
>>6368
It's fine, lad. Don't really care tbh Neobrit would be cooler though tbh
745aac No.6375
>>6368
Its alright tbh. How come the squirrel/pol/ banner on yank /pol/ links here?
5ceb28 No.6376
>>6373
who ever looks at themselves from the side? smh
fe0db3 No.6378
>>6373
Cant I just upload some tastefully done naked full body portraits
02f3c2 No.6379
>Monarch says he's missed you
It was tough love all along
258d75 No.6380
>>6370
Even if she doesn't win her youth support should guarantee victory in 2022 tbh
>>6371
>>6372
>>6374
>>6377
I'll have a poll tbh, just to make sure.
>>6375
The one on /brit/? That's just a joke tbh
f5b2dd No.6382
>>6373
gimme a sec
>>6380
yeah fair enough lad
f4be98 No.6383
>>6380
Ahh thats where I saw it. Is that paid for? Better than the shit image adverts at the bottom of threads.
03ea1b No.6384
POLL ON BOARD NAME
http://poal.me/5k1mn0
Just want to get a idea of what people want tbh
f3c38e No.6385
>>6383
Nah the BO of /brit/ offered us free advertisement
f572e3 No.6387
>>6384
well this was a mistake, I'll just keep it as it is tbh
31d064 No.6388
>>6384
Lad where is the Leon referendum
210800 No.6389
/brit//politics/ is kind of clever tbh
e199b8 No.6391
>>6388
Oh right.
We have raiders waiting in the wings to sabotage poals so I'll do it by thread instead. Votes will only be counted if post history isn't dodgy. I'll make a thread for it in a minute.
>>6389
I will change it since it seems popular tbh
ceb724 No.6392
>>6385
>"never interupt an enemy making a mistake"
Interesting tbh lad.
f5d3e5 No.6393
>>6391
MY VOTE CAN BE BOUGHT FOR AS LITTLE AS 1 BATTERED MARS BAR
4ecc74 No.6394
>>6393
So that's how the SNP have been winning smh
470832 No.6397
Speaking of barmaids lads, who gets biblically enraged when a a barmaid gives you a pint with too much head? Reeeee I paid 4 quid for 300ml of liquid and 250ml of foam.
f50237 No.6398
LEON REFERENDUM TBH
>>6395
>>6395
>>6395
>>6395
f4c236 No.6399
>>6386
that reminds me of the old "draw le happy merchant from memory" threads tbh
3d6676 No.6401
>>6396
Dont mind if I do.
>>6394
*sturgeon whispering into tiny phone*
>shut it down, the autists know.
e06561 No.6403
a63c60 No.6407
>>6404
still somewhat relevant tbh
6095a0 No.6411
d22433 No.6416
cbfd5a No.6422
>>6415
*shoves my fingers in my throat and purges it*
Lad, stop
24ccc0 No.6423
>>6418
Vote in that thread, lad
5b1597 No.6424
79ec96 No.6428
Oh for fuck's sake the uncle who just had a double heart attack is in the hospital again. He's a good lad, like me.
73466f No.6430
>>6424
Are you drunk lass?
766f43 No.6431
Is military surplus clothing appropriate for a first date to a cinema lads?
9f412a No.6432
17110c No.6434
>>6428
aww lad im sorry to hear that. If he's had a double heart attack already then im sure he'll be fine, sounds like a fighter
>>6431
100% she will be impressed with how alpha you are
514b71 No.6435
9c08c0 No.6436
>>6428
BASED NHS will take good care of him lad. They are underfunded miracle workers.
ec4fa5 No.6439
>>6432
he's a race traitor and probably mixed
413b8c No.6440
>>6434
Should I let a flare off in the cinema?
3052cb No.6441
>>6430
no lad I'm good
>>6433
I'm sorry lad won't happen again please don't banish me
5b9f94 No.6442
>>6325
Her expressions are good but she's a lousy protagonist tbh. She's amazing at everything she does and God is literally on her side so there's never any danger or suspense in the story.
I'd rather the main character was that old Danish mage guy with the family. He was actually fighting for something he believed in and was doing so against all odds until he died of course.
b83e00 No.6443
>>6440
Only if you shout death to traitors freedom for britain lass
c45b39 No.6444
>>6440
she will think less of you if you dont do it lad, its expected these days
4928fd No.6445
>>6443
Shhhh she might be reading this teehee
853922 No.6446
>>6441
smh was going to take advantage of you tbh
f17a69 No.6448
>>6446
Lad that's not how you get her to love you smh
e52d97 No.6449
>>6444
Thank god I have you lot to ask for advice
*wipes brow*
*pockets smokegrrnades and homemade gun*
570dff No.6450
>>6448
that's how daddy made me love him smh
58528c No.6451
>>6450
Hes a mean drunk isnt he lad, smh.
20d0bb No.6452
64249b No.6453
>>6450
Did he take advantage of you, lad? Are you a homo? Then why are you flirting with the lass? smh
5f319e No.6454
So it's 5-4 in favour of keeping Leon banned. My personal judgement aligns with this and thus he will remained permabanned.
The Führer has spoken tbh
4d3704 No.6458
>inb4 my vote gets neglected because my posting history is dodgy
64f0cd No.6460
>>6454
>tfw my first time being corrupt is a complete failure
Expexted that.
0cb1bc No.6462
>>6456
Lad…
Were you hiding your sad mouth behind that fan? I'm sorry I thought it was a joke
a78465 No.6464
>>6456
Im having his shoes and any sweets in his room.
71e9e5 No.6466
>>6454
Keep it up for a day, lad
f57bd0 No.6467
>>6462
it's a ploy to win lass sympathy
a88f85 No.6468
>>6455
Are you saying you wouldn't kiss this?
430c61 No.6470
57c656 No.6472
>>6468
>ywn be so white you have blonde eyelashes
e4df6a No.6473
>>6467
Good lad. Just be careful I think lasses get tired of whiny boys smh. I know smh
5434cf No.6476
>>6472
I'm pretty sure I have blonde eyelashes tbh.
1056eb No.6477
>/newbrit/ is filtered into Squirrel/pol/ on /brit/
WEW
39d786 No.6478
>>6473
*slays younglings*
now she will lov me. Neo girl too.
e0a340 No.6481
>>6476
So do I apparently. Top kek. I always assumed they were black
0d40c5 No.6483
>>6480
you walk like you've soiled your britches and have a face like you can smell it lmao
b9cdc8 No.6484
>>6458
Actually the results have been disqualified due to interference from Russian hackers tbh
*looks at you in an accusing manner*
>>6461
kek
>>6466
Neo didn't get in time but we haven't reached a majority tbh
f98cc5 No.6485
>>6483
..aha..hah…*throws phone out of door*
18179b No.6487
>>6478
Child murder isn't one of my turn-ons lad.
>>6475
>>6482
She has the same lips as Virginia tbh.
06ca25 No.6488
>>6477
It's so that they would stop crossposting here. Based /brit/BO he only wants to protect us tbhfams.
81f3d6 No.6491
>>6488
>>6477
The BO is alright but I do wish he hadn't chosen that name tbh, it perpetuates an inaccurate image of our classy and sophisticated board.
a82c00 No.6492
>>6488
It just makes me think we're a furry board wew
2b7028 No.6495
>>6491
yes I agree, the post was meant to be slightly sarcastic.
a31935 No.6496
Nothing wrong with furries of course, we're a tolerant civic board of peace
9e57c9 No.6497
>>6494
>/newbrit/ in a nutshell
>>6495
>the post was meant to be slightly sarcastic.
As was mine
Looks like we're equally autistic tbh
87aa63 No.6499
>>6487
>Child murder isn't one of my turn-ons lad.
I know lass . . . it's one of mine
3c6b4b No.6500
>>6498
That's terrifying, lad
eb7efe No.6502
>18 UIDs ITT
>it's still this fast
29e16b No.6503
>>6501
Some of us uses the thread for the sake of escapism, lad smh
ac0ce1 No.6505
Lad just let the voting go on for a little longer and close it at 1 pm or something. I don't see what the hurry is for.
b0c5f1 No.6507
>>6503
Fair lambie <3
>>6504
ahhhhhhhh mum
0460d3 No.6509
01b9dc No.6511
Lads give me all the lore of Barbosa and /politics/ and /newbritpolitics/
6b49da No.6513
where the fuck do i get live results for these elections lads
31b2bb No.6514
>>6502
We are stronger than you could possibly imagine tbh
>>6505
I'll give it another hour but most have voted already.
ea6e79 No.6516
>>6510
thanks lad, I just wanted Neo to let her voice be heard.
>>6511
He once tried to phone Nige but failed. It went down from there.
b3b62c No.6517
>>6511
>Amano art
Good lad.
590ebc No.6518
>>6506
>underestimating the power of autism
1b00a3 No.6519
0a7a28 No.6521
>>6511
what do you want to know?
5d64a4 No.6522
>>6516
>her
AAAAAAAAHHH I FELL INTO THE TRAP FUCK YOU YOU TRIPFAG I TAKE IT BACK
26d9ed No.6523
>>6516
>her
it's a lad…
But yes, I was probably a little hasty. It doesn't help that the board is so evenly split on the issue though.
ade697 No.6525
>>6522
You are now irredeemable in the eyes of /brit/, join the club.
02f79d No.6529
>>6521
Enough to fill this intro:
>Long ago in a distant land I, Alberto, the Star Trek posting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil
>But a foolish 22stone welshman, wielding a magic 5'5 welshman, stepped forth to oppose me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M
87fa81 No.6535
>>6531
this
unban pls
unban all three of them all girls PLS
7471bf No.6536
>>6535
Oh. I wasn't referring to them.
a3be50 No.6537
and btw anprim isnt here britposter should not be able to vote for him. he probably would vote for Leon to stay banned but so what if he isnt here to vote thats his fault.
5bdd9f No.6538
>>6535
We're having a referendum lad, wait for the results.
710d58 No.6539
>>6534
Oh gosh, i thought they were talking about me then.
86cd40 No.6540
>>6537
We'll find out when he gets here.
b6c32c No.6543
>>6511
Mummyposters were banished from old brit/pol/ after the post-general election shitposter crisis. The BO of /politics/ agreed to take them in and they stayed there peacefully for a while. Then the BO stepped down, and the new BO of /politics/ banished them once more.
Alberto created /newbritpolitics/ as a new home. Posters from /brit/ visited and several decided to stay. Alberto then decided to ban all the newcomers.
Herts, who was lurking at the time and had been cast out by /brit/ for his dabbling with /newbritpolitics/ created /newbrit/ as a home for the /brit/poster refugees. And now here we are today.
I don't know where or how Alberto started but I just remember him avatarfagging on old brit/pol/ with the African kaaangs AoE2 picture.
064ae7 No.6545
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6529
Barbosa is a borderline homosexual who is known for his jokey bordering troll like shitposts. one time he started a board and i tried to help him get everyone over too it (the new board was set up after waifuposter had a freakout) and we generally got along. this new board of /nbp/ is the second board he has owned. he is often sociable and genereally fun to talk too even though he is very immoral. he might be more attracted to traps then real women at this point. also his favourite song is "girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi lauper.
44a6ae No.6546
>>6541
Arrange his marriage Mike
63a487 No.6548
>>6541
Who here has children?
6fb21d No.6549
>>6541
>based Molymemi has gone from Defooing families to promoting them
561edb No.6550
>>6529
general facts of interest>>6545
e5e8dd No.6551
>>6541
But whom shall I marry?
>>6543
You may want to add that /politics/ minus Barbosa followed us here since /nbp/ was terribly run.
0cf03d No.6552
>>6543
>tfw I was one of the original mummyposters but I chose to stay
Wonder how my life would have turned out if I had left. wew.
Either way, thanks, lass. Was hoping for some more detail on his character and minions though.
>>6545
thanks, lad
9f668e No.6554
>>6551
>But whom shall I marry?
You could have married Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale, but you were too slow so Joe moved on her.
0f0d12 No.6555
>>6552
also it is to be noted that on some level i still like him and i think he's genuinly quite funny
59721d No.6558
>>6554
She's 10 years older than me, it was never going to happen tbh
ca0d2a No.6559
>>6555
Trips confirms it I guess
>>6557
Never, lad
99c407 No.6561
bcad4c No.6562
>>6554
>Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
8d2627 No.6563
>>6561
I never remember so I just say 30
dfc2b6 No.6564
>>6561
>>6558
*mathematics intensify*
78499e No.6565
fc08f1 No.6566
>>6553
>on this board right now, none probably
Perhaps I should have asked: who else?
5971fd No.6568
>tfw I will never get married because no girl understands me
Case in point
>anon, what music do you like?
>erm… ever heard of Cara al Sol?
>no, what's that?
163f37 No.6569
>>6568
Lad literally every single girl on /brit/ wanted you
e81cd1 No.6570
>>6568
>anon what music do you like
>I like The Weekend and Ellie Goulding
*kills self at home*
5ba07e No.6571
>>6562
>ywn be Emma Watson's bf and then slowly make her more and more dependent on you using unethical psychological conditioning until you control her financial assets and she has become your completely domesticated housewife
9a2ff9 No.6574
>>6571
Not too different from how she is right now. She's a fucking puppet.
496dc2 No.6575
>>6568
if no girl understands you then be the translator
6b8b1c No.6576
>>6568
You'd have to be ready to listen through all their favourite bands. This is relationships building in current year and it's not pretty I know. But at least I can tell that a futur waifu doesn't give a toss about what you like to listen to most.
09c00d No.6578
>>6569
True
But there was is only one
>>6570
I can't bring myself to say I like that trash tbh
0536f4 No.6579
>>6576
my ex of three and a half years left me saying we don't like the same music as one of her excuses
2ba046 No.6580
>>6576
what music do you listen to lass
>>6577
kek
6cdefd No.6582
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>>6576
This. All lasses care about is whether you're a grinch or a saint
a0457b No.6584
>>6574
True lad but women need a good strong husband in control of them not media and academia jews.
>tfw female political leaders are promoted because they are easier to psychologically control and in fact want to be controlled
f48818 No.6586
62410f No.6587
>>6578
Its just words though lad. Break them into the Gregorian Chanting slowly.
b89437 No.6588
>>6581
kek sorry lad, theres no helping some people
5d770c No.6589
>>6581
You were nice to her, lad. Lasses hate that. You either have to physically or mentally dominate them. Sadly being physical today is illegal so a lot of lads lose out
It's why we get school shooters
878ab1 No.6591
>>6575
>>6577
?
>>6576
>You'd have to be ready to listen through all their favourite bands
I'm not doing that if its Hollywood music tbh
>But at least I can tell that a futur waifu doesn't give a toss about what you like to listen to most.
I know but its more about holding a conversation. I just can't talk to anyone without having to pretend to be a normalfag and it kills me. Don't see how I'll get married like this tbh
>>6581
Yeah she's not coming back
a2c847 No.6592
>>6584
>tfw female political leaders are promoted because they are easier to psychologically control and in fact want to be controlled
e79bab No.6593
>>6589
what a load of horseshit
7bd092 No.6595
>>6589
This. Cut your lips off and post them to her second class recorded delivery to establish dominance.
fa0edd No.6596
>>6579
I guess some women are beyond saving.
>tfw my gf has now passively listened to enough Classic FM that she's started to like some of it
All according to plan
53d337 No.6597
>>6596
>he has a current gf
b0d88b No.6598
Ive just realised that the juice boxes I drink have carrot juice lurking in them. Dont know what to do lads its like the rugs been pulled out from under me.
98ef30 No.6600
>>6593
Have I been going about it the wrong way all this time?
ba9e39 No.6602
>>6596
I did this with 90s house, it worked pretty well.
7c5b62 No.6603
>66 posts to the get
this should cheer me up
46cf61 No.6604
>>6592
le Deeb Stade big boys at MI5 etc and lobbyists want to control politicians lad
ac9e59 No.6607
>>6601
What's that supposed to mean, lass?
4a58d7 No.6608
4258eb No.6611
>>6600
yeah thats complete bollocks tbh. People like it when you're nice to them not just men, sexual attraction isnt just about domination thats just edgy made up poo trust me lad ive both held hands with a girl and kissed a girl on the lipstwo seperate girls aswell
>>6606
what did you do to get this response
918656 No.6612
>>6609
>metal gf
cold hand lad.
5f0293 No.6613
>>6601
Sorry lass, somebody beat you to it.
df8ab3 No.6614
>>6610
Cool clothes. Are they supposed to look like someone?
d10873 No.6615
>>6614
mum i don't know you tell him what it's meant to be
5fab41 No.6616
>>6613
>this is the confidence that gets you a gf
Teach me, lad
28bfd1 No.6619
>>6615
Yeah please tell me, mummy
>>6611
Don't worry, lads. Me and Pembs just love those edgy memis
2a3763 No.6620
>>6614
Mummy said:
Aww, i don't know either but it's cute and that's all that matters.
036892 No.6621
>>6618
maybe she didnt want to be associated with bullying the bullies tbh
1e6f23 No.6622
>>6619
>Yeah please tell me, mummy
She has here lamb, in case you miss it >>6620
0b2791 No.6623
>>6620
True
>>6617
Just to clarify could have had a lot of girlfriends and I'm only choosing not to get married yet tbh
1e41be No.6624
>>6616
It's really simple, I'm a massive sperg and have only ever been with one girl but I guess I got lucky because we've been together for nearly a decade now tbh
66d8c1 No.6625
>>6622
I didn't miss it, lad, but have another (You).
03d79d No.6626
>>6599
OK I actually quite like this
>>6618
Don't worry about it tbh lad, it's all something to laugh about
fcfb38 No.6627
>>6623
big player over here
74c793 No.6628
>>6624
Tactical land grab. Good man. Best of luck for the future and all that.
b720f6 No.6629
>>6623
Does that mean you're unavailable lad?
2fb68f No.6630
>>6623
>>6625
I can't take the pressure of two (you)s at once lad…
gonna go back to interrupting you lot with mindless shit
990a6a No.6631
>>6630
>gonna go back to interrupting you lot with mindless shit
why lad?
8134aa No.6632
>>6629
I… don't know
>>6624
Damn, that's nice, lad
5454ca No.6633
Women have ruined everything tbh
cce26d No.6634
>>6631
gonna stick to what i know lad
700cf8 No.6635
7b6b54 No.6637
>>6633
Driving, certainly tbh. All women are shit drivers.
2554f4 No.6638
>>6630
I don't understand you, lad. Some of the /newbritpolitics/ posters are so peculiar. You operate on another level
e1cb4c No.6641
>>6624
good for you m8 Im happy for you
2ce0cd No.6642
>>6636
Lad... just cry on my shoulder if you have to. Crying and physical contact with a man is no homo
8014ec No.6643
>>6636
im sure she didnt mean it...
7710fa No.6645
>feeling like a cup of tea
>no milk until tomorrow's delivery
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ffb557 No.6646
>>6638
It's okay lad <3
I want to go on a walk with just my blonde friend when we were little again, and we would talk about games and cats and sweet things. Then play Oblivion on his laptop, those are such fond memories.
70ed61 No.6647
>>6645
Water down some butter lad.
c1a496 No.6648
>>6639
Kek, bit of a creepy coincidence, I posted that just after looking for material on ancient British mysticism (DRVIDS) and it's all been hijacked and ruined by feminist wank.
da1436 No.6649
>>6648
No coincedence lad. The BASED AMCESTRAL Druids of Albion operate through repeating post numbers.
ff62a3 No.6650
>>6648
Sounds portentous tbh lad.
5f2aa1 No.6652
>>6646
We all want to go back back back
back to the past past past
tbh tbh tbh
24c474 No.6653
>>6652
>>6646
Give me the fucking 90s back NOW.
269de3 No.6655
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>>6652
Evening laddos.
Who Here /livinginthepast/
340ece No.6656
>>6545
>borderline
Lad I just likecute lambs please don't lie.
In actuality, 100% of this is accurate apart from Cyndi. The song is my fourth favourite.
fa4904 No.6657
>>6652
True
>>6653
You mean the late 00's?
a2bbce No.6658
>>6655
Im barely living at all lad.
98d4b7 No.6659
2a9423 No.6661
>>6656
That lack of a space between like and cute is genuinely bothering me.
09524c No.6663
f44cf7 No.6664
2e3c2e No.6666
c14ae8 No.6667
For Herts, Frances and the lass
48a0e1 No.6669
0527e0 No.6670
how can someone like my profile without even visiting it wtf
c8c8d4 No.6671
>>6666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a3caa2 No.6672
6fa3b5 No.6673
d8767e No.6674
>>6666
thats gotta be the worst quads ever smh
1355c9 No.6675
cb1688 No.6677
>>6666
>he gets the satan get
it fits
629a26 No.6680
>>6671
>>6672
>>6674
>>6677
Oh come off it. You know you love me.
<3
>>6673
You know it!
2b2ed1 No.6681
I banned Barbosa for a billion years tbh
f7f27e No.6684
>>6680
lad i love you like a beaten wife loves her husband
>>6681
good lad
c283d7 No.6685
e9fb41 No.6686
>>6679
me too
>>6680
Actually lad I quite loathe you
3112ea No.6687
>>6648
>looking for material on ancient British mysticism
>it's all been hijacked and ruined by feminist wank
Yeah it's better not to look, really. It's all Jews and hippies. These days I'd be more interested in a reconstructed British Christian church.
0544a1 No.6688
>>6681
[Good Boy Points 80/20] Please unban him! <3 ;-;
bb2ee0 No.6689
>>6688
sneklad you really need to integrate better
d85eb7 No.6691
>>6686
>tfw I can't post Tones anymore because I'm no longer a based centrist
>>6688
Nah tbh
8f818f No.6692
>>6690
THAT'S NOT A BRITISH CHURCH LAD THAT'S A CATHOLIC BREAKAWAY
b10558 No.6693
>>6691
>because I'm no longer a based centrist
Good lad.
c6fc12 No.6694
>>6690
>>6687
May I direct your attentions to the B.O.N.D aka the Brotherhood Of Nationalist Druids?
8058de No.6695
>tfw want to get banned and persecuted by /brit/
who /Jewish/ here?
fe2085 No.6696
>mixing the temporal with the spiritual
5c7fd6 No.6697
Who wants to bake the next bread?
bec111 No.6699
>>6695
They're the Jews, lad.
ce0bff No.6700
>>6697
Whomever gets the 7007 get.
ff2cce No.6701
>tfw had my hand down mes pantalons without realising
>now have painfull blue balss
257a27 No.6702
>>6689
I'm trying as hard as i can to retain my old culture!
>>6691
please, i passed the check, i'd been saving up my points for months…
;-;
90e476 No.6703
>>6695
There's still a few good lads there. Don't turn your back on them.
29ecf8 No.6704
>>6702
embrace cultural marxism lad. Its okay.
900cb2 No.6705
>ywn be a ample-breasted lass and stream yourself playing games for billions
23f832 No.6706
815cf1 No.6707
>>6700
But we'll run out of posts…
>>6702
You don't have anywhere near enough points to save Barbosa.
90facb No.6709
2c443c No.6710
>>6707
mfw people had to do maths at 10:30pm
604a5e No.6711
>>6695
/politics/ lad know this feel lamb
>brit/pol/ bans us
>/brit/ bans us
>/politics/ bans us
Starting to sumpathise with the jews now tbh
d7e34a No.6712
>>6708
>he tries to be a memi
038cb8 No.6714
>>6706
I imagine nofap is what lambs who try to give up drugs feel like
1b9dc1 No.6715
>>6709
Basically there arent many of us. Wanna join?
769e62 No.6716
>>6705
>ample-breasted
Opening yourself up to bullying, lad
d4187c No.6717
>>6714
Nah you dont need other drugs to prevent you from dying with nofap.
f9b11c No.6718
Making a new thread, hope I post it in time
6aad50 No.6719
>>6705
iktf kind of.
>ywn make $1500 a night 5 nights a week.
>ywn buy a house in cash after a few short years working
>ywn get people sending you $3000 laptops for your Birthday even though you already have one so sell if for 2k at CEX and just throw the money on the side when you get in.
0113a4 No.6720
>>6717
i do
*sniffs ground up chinese people
3674e6 No.6721
407d21 No.6722
fbe2c7 No.6723
>>6711
>tfw the Jews were innocent
smh
518afe No.6724
>>6705
Aaaaaand the board creates yet another trap.
1f58ba No.6726
>>6721
No Yes Druid/pol/ are members too.
ec7027 No.6727
11afd1 No.6728
>>6724
Wew, lass. I said ywn(ever). Don't worry
91540a No.6729
>All these smug leftists in the Netherlands
Would love it if the people at the exit polls werelying and PVV won a majority kek
c9c20f No.6731
>>6720
Interesting… *googles 'ground up chinese people addiction remedy* HEY YOUR A RUSE MAN
347791 No.6733
>>6729
Could the Dutch become the new Aussies in one glorious move?
b245c1 No.6734
6b20ec No.6736
>>6730
Merlin's Beard!
>>6731
*poos*
>>6733
It would be funny tbh, will find out with the actual count but i won't get my hopes up smh