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By special decree of Lord Protector Sir Douglas Carswell, angry nativists are hereby expelled to /nbp/.

File: 0d79e21f25e357e⋯.png (347.18 KB, 534x754, 267:377, wilders.png)

be0da4 No.5959

DUTCH ELECTION

Good luck Geert tbh

Livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WoDps89xEs&feature=youtu.be

Kikebart

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/15/live-wire-dutch-elections-high-turnout-expected-controversy-over-turkish-mosque-polling-centre/

Express

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/778648/Dutch-election-polls-live-updates-latest-news-Geert-Wilders-Mark-Rutte-Netherlands-poll

Wilders on Eve-of-Vote Debate: ‘Political Correctness and Islam Will Destroy Our Nation’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/15/wilders-debate-political-correctness-islam-destroy-netherlands/

OTHER NEWS

Fresh Hale - Number of Swedish Children Wanting to Change Gender Doubling Each Year

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/15/swedish-children-gender-double-year/

Anger After Unvetted Migrants Hired To Walk Children To School

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/15/project-migrants-children-teach-welcome/

'You ask the questions!' Commons erupts as PM DESTROYS Corbyn's shambolic PMQs performance

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/779472/Theresa-May-destroys-Jeremy-Corbyn-shambles-PMQs-performance

REVEALED: The FOUR reasons Nicola Sturgeon’s independence dream is in TATTERS

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/779355/Scottish-independence-referendum-online-petition-Sturgeon-May

Italy braced for RIOTS next week as EU leaders meet in Rome to commemorate anniversary

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779626/Italy-riots-next-week-EU-leaders-meet-in-Rome-protests-anti-immigration

Nigel Farage declares revolution against global governance will CONTINUE across Europe

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/779628/Nigel-Farage-revolution-against-global-governance-Europe

Marine Le Pen vows France will be Britain's BREXIT ALLY if she wins French election

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779648/france-national-marine-le-pen-britain-brexit-nigel-farage-lbc-french-election

Top Kek tbh - 'Disgusting' anti-semitic sign put up in Stamford Hill to be taken down by police today

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/779310/Road-sign-warning-Stamford-Hill-Beware-of-Jews-Abbott-David-Lammy-taken-down

4bde4b No.5963

File: 6d84699910ae643⋯.png (767.52 KB, 650x799, 650:799, a cute.png)


eb6100 No.5964

File: 947919881eebd4b⋯.jpg (176.27 KB, 1270x1300, 127:130, sick.jpg)

good OP, kinda too much red tho


31141b No.5966

BACK

>>5947

ah thats a good one lad

>>5949

cheers lad


5cc717 No.5967

My love, he built me a bonny bower

And clad it o'er with lily flower

A bonnier bower you ne'er did see

Than my true love he built for me

There came a man by middle day

He spied his sport and went away

And brought the King that very night,

Who broke my bower and slew my knight

He slew my knight to me so dear

He slew my knight and seized his gear

My servants all for life did flee

And left me in extremity

I sewed his shroud, making my moan

I watched his corpse, myself alone

I watched his body night and day

No living creature came that way

I took his body on my back

And whiles I walked and whiles I sat

I digged a grave and laid him in,

And happed him with the turf so green

Oh, don't you think my heart was sore,

As I laid the earth on his yellow hair

Oh, don't you think my heart was woe,

As I turned about, away to go

No living man I'll love again

Since that my lovely knight is slain

With just one lock of his yellow hair

I'll chain my heart forevermore


00a717 No.5968

>>5964

I'll use bold instead next time tbh, it looks better.


545370 No.5969

File: 94f931f8c13b80f⋯.jpg (64.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Romeo-Juliet-about-to-kiss….jpg)

You are a lover. Borrow Cupid's wings

and soar with them above a common bound.


4e6fa9 No.5970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wew


8119c1 No.5971

File: f3ae22b64dde37c⋯.jpg (122.47 KB, 634x1228, 317:614, Eugenie 8.jpg)

>he fights voor de VRIJHEID


0b3337 No.5972

File: bd67849fbba7cea⋯.png (415.34 KB, 501x499, 501:499, smile lads.png)

Flood detected; Post discarded.


03dbc8 No.5973

File: ff84a2cde51ad00⋯.jpg (93.9 KB, 620x348, 155:87, Dark_souls_bonfire.jpg)

>>5967

Who are you?


e7ac2f No.5974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Posting if you lot are interested tbh


428ce6 No.5975

File: 2d7a90e0cb1ee62⋯.png (156.92 KB, 487x424, 487:424, ack.png)

edgy memi ironic memi


dab093 No.5976

My stomach is about to explode lads smh


a0f29a No.5977

do any of you lads sulk?


aa2ef7 No.5978

>>5977

Yes, see >>5975


624d20 No.5979

File: d28dc8099077f0e⋯.jpg (46.39 KB, 598x334, 299:167, demons-souls-sad-knight-2.jpg)

You’re in love?

Out.

Out of love?

Out of her favor, where I am in love.

I love someone. She doesn’t love me.

Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!

It’s sad. Love looks like a nice thing, but it’s actually very rough when you experience it.

Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,

Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!

Where shall we dine?—O me! What fray was here?

Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.

Here’s much to do with hate but more with love.

Why then, O brawling love, O loving hate,

O anything of nothing first created!

O heavy lightness, serious vanity,

Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!

Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health,

Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!

This love feel I, that feel no love in this.

Dost thou not laugh?


196e0b No.5980

File: f23648c062a8597⋯.png (15.87 KB, 268x271, 268:271, pained powell.png)

>>5974

>tfw the best Swampkrauts can offer is a probable Neocon sympathizer

we'll make do tbh

I don't actually know that much about him tbh


6d58ce No.5981

File: 919ce2b7eeb657b⋯.jpg (523.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, what the fuck.jpg)

>when you try to have a shower and almost die


156cfd No.5982

>>5980

He's more based than Turmp or Farage but less based than Nick Griffin. Sort of an inbetweener and a literal Jew but a good guy in a number of respects and will more or less double his based voting base tbh


47994f No.5983

>>5979

haha was I meant to laugh lad?


980d82 No.5984

>>5981

Spiders?


beedef No.5985

>>5982

Griffin fell for the slav memi tbh


4c668d No.5986

>>5977

I am rn tbh.


d5050b No.5987

>>5984

No lad, fire.


908ed5 No.5988

File: a63e7eb87f0ebcc⋯.png (846.56 KB, 1332x734, 666:367, Quasimodo_4.png)

>>5983

>was I meant to laugh lad?

It doesn't matter. It is not meant for you and your reaction has no bearing on how I feel.

>>5986

Why?


29f239 No.5989

>>5985

yeah, I heard he went to live in Poland smh

I met him once and he was pretty cool smelled nice to tbh but he was constantly messing up. Would be interesting to see a world without the Cook Report and other mistakes tbh, we might be in a universe with Griffin in Nige's position tbh


af5432 No.5990

>>5988

>no bearing on your feelings

Im indifferent to you also. More indifferent than you tbh.

>why am I sulky

Im sitting awkwardly on the floor, cant be arsed to get up, leg hurts, might just get it amputated tbh.

>>5987

Your showers broken geezer.


47bf3c No.5991

>>5989

Yeah I really like Nick, he has his heart in the right place tbh he's just a bit daft


0bd758 No.5992

Of to have my din dins lads

>>5980

He's better than Trump, Farage, and I'd argue Le Pen tbh. Not BNP tier though. He is apparently part Jewish though and a major cuck for Israel but I'll take it.


416eae No.5993

>>5992

bye lad


9b3711 No.5994

>>5990

And I didnt get my goshdarn bagels this morning.


3d0271 No.5995

>torturously pull myself up from chair

>dressing gown gets caught on the armrest

>*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP*

>dressing gown pocket has a giant hole in it now

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


39f2b9 No.5996

>>5990

>More indifferent than you tbh.

Nu uh


60fd79 No.5998

File: d3f7eb07e131e5e⋯.png (439.1 KB, 725x779, 725:779, 2bda965e164b58fcf137079ea3….png)

>>5982

>>5992

>better than Trump and Farage

Can you lads give some details as to why?


afb6a6 No.5999

>>5995

JUST

>>5997

dont be a stanger now


3aae81 No.6000


15eaca No.6002

>>6000

trips of indifference lad


f5a6a2 No.6003

>>5995

>tfw Cant keep gerbils in your dressing gown anymore

Feels bad tbh.


dedbaf No.6004

>>6001

*slapps black slaves bum bum*


4a68f5 No.6006

>>5998

He is ruthless on Islam to the point of perhaps going to far. For example he wishes to ban the Quran which I don't agree with necessarily because the Quran is a good tool for defeating Islam and cn be used to battle Taq'qiya

He wants to fully ban things like Muslim immigration and halal too but not Kosher because he really is very pro-Jew. He's basically the most hardcore civic nationalist you could imagine to the point he just nudges slightly into ethnic nationalism. He's also anti-EU and seems to entertain some libertarian policies when it comes to taxes if I'm not wrong.


449ec2 No.6007

>>5997

Buenos dias.


938e21 No.6008

File: 21c99142b4482f7⋯.png (475.02 KB, 920x720, 23:18, wojak beta uprising.png)

>>6005

>bullying are Kay


34ded1 No.6009

U TURN ON NI RISE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39278968

>Plans to increase National Insurance rates for self-employed people - announced in the Budget last week - have been dropped.

>Chancellor Philip Hammond has said the government will not proceed with the increases which were criticised for breaking a 2015 manifesto pledge.

>He told MPs in a Commons statement: "There will be no increases in National Insurance rates in this Parliament


53fd37 No.6010

>>6005

they better and why are they being mean to her she's just a sweet old lady


807656 No.6011

>tfw mum used Mascarpone in the pasta sauce

badabing tbh


68e037 No.6012

>>6009

The fact that this was even a discussion when million pound homes are being gifted to turdskins and massive corporations are paying literally nothing in taxes really makes you feel like you're living in tyranny tbh.


02a0d3 No.6013

File: e0590db0f9f72b3⋯.png (563.16 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 139483627938.png)

>>5967

Who ARE you?


c9f0f4 No.6015

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE TOOOOOOOTALLY RAAAAADICAL!!!!


75e91e No.6016

File: 38fbb560b77ab98⋯.jpg (49.54 KB, 641x427, 641:427, jkm1792014.jpg)

>only adults on this board mummypost

/thinking/ lads

where is the fokin stream btw


99677c No.6017

>>6011

nice lad

>>6014

they're really quite horrible smh, we'll protect her though eh lads


850930 No.6018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6016

>She isn't a permachild

smh tbh


c3066e No.6020


081ee2 No.6021

>>6012

Its true lad, we are, but hopefully us accelerationists can start the fire sooner rather than later. Dome london off and release bears like a kind of mad max thunderdome but with millions of bears.


46c218 No.6022

>>6016

..M-Mummy..


d57c4e No.6023

>>6020

You mean of are nige?


99eac3 No.6025

File: 3948c25afe3e0a8⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1062x764, 531:382, 1434968323365.png)

>>6006

Given the affinities he has I'm worried that he's playing the counterpoint role in the Islam dialectic tbh.

>on one hand you promote and expand Islam

>on the other hand you have your agent lead opposition to Islam

>this creates a feedback loop of control

I definitely want him to win or have a strong showing though because of the knock-on effects against the EU.


901cd1 No.6026

File: 23f3f5c83a33205⋯.jpg (36.58 KB, 450x600, 3:4, wojak irll.jpg)

>tfw have to cook my own meals 6 days a week


35dfaa No.6028

>>6027

i just had lasagne lad, crazy world


7466d6 No.6029

>>6026

Just eat cereal from the box lad. No washing, no waiting, just riboflavin goodness 24/7.


90b674 No.6030

>>6024

I heard they all learn Italian but I'm not sure how true that is tbh smh


5a5142 No.6031

File: e7fef5d3234d8a0⋯.png (198.52 KB, 4100x2940, 205:147, 4536453345.png)


2e028e No.6033

Off for a shower lads, make sure the lasses don't fantasise about me smh


16fa5c No.6034

>>6023

It's actually an already done interview and it's on their facebook page in full

>>6024

this is what I though


f33481 No.6036

>>6035

true democracy


cf7faa No.6037

File: f0ff0810ab8f03b⋯.png (394.97 KB, 540x541, 540:541, Charles Maurras, Aphorisme….png)

>>5967

Is it you lad? After all this time?


63fb4b No.6038

>>6031

Gondola is my favourite memi tbh


598d7f No.6039

File: a58434a2d239ff8⋯.webm (3.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, oc3.webm)

>memid too hard and too fast


cf5869 No.6040

>>6037

Who do you suspect it to be?


783dfd No.6041

>>6031

good gondola lad

>>6032

tbf they're pretty good at cooking

>>6037

you dont think it could be….


7c7b90 No.6042

File: fae126cc4d6bd52⋯.png (93.41 KB, 300x305, 60:61, fae126cc4d6bd52656868a350f….png)

I think were missing nige lads


0aa1c8 No.6043

File: 8b025304b11aa3c⋯.jpg (85.82 KB, 640x607, 640:607, spanking WHY.jpg)

AHHH MUM NO


2066bf No.6044

File: d8854aa146e027e⋯.jpg (170.54 KB, 500x610, 50:61, “Les fanatiques - The Fana….jpg)

>>6041

I think it could be, the man, the myth, the legend…


c55edd No.6046


91dcac No.6048

>>6044

N-no it been too long, theres no way…


e2f16e No.6049


a04259 No.6050

File: e37b29342510c45⋯.png (82.44 KB, 236x303, 236:303, chibi cute eren.png)

>>6047

Now you mention it i'm not sure.


45d58a No.6051

>>6045

We have a 5% boundary for the Bundestag, the Dutch don't have that at all, so even if your party gets 1% it can move into the parliament.


0ad301 No.6052

File: a1255e28d206ad4⋯.jpg (79.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, armin.jpg)

Lads is this what happens when /brit/ and /politics/ combine?


1a89e5 No.6055

>>6052

whats wrong i like it here


7f8d64 No.6056

File: 962ed8f3992df66⋯.webm (3.74 MB, 640x640, 1:1, mystical gondola.webm)

>>6038

>tfw they found ancient gondolas in Cro-Magnon cave paintings


766a14 No.6057

File: 6362326166b91af⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Metal Gondola Solid.webm)

>>6048

I think it just might be….


cd3886 No.6058

File: 2f899eb7df5e72a⋯.jpg (9.36 KB, 218x316, 109:158, CvQ9hAzUEAAwTU8.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImfFSIwbvxI

>California Lawmakers Want to Decriminalize Infecting Others with HIV

gay agenda


db79e2 No.6059

>>6057

its a bit early he usually posted late at night


46b996 No.6061


802280 No.6062

>>6059

>>6057

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!


36adf6 No.6063

File: b6936f1baeb8adb⋯.jpg (10.62 KB, 230x255, 46:51, b6936f1baeb8adb547df1f2834….jpg)

>>6058

>tfw no giant cranium


c28702 No.6064

File: cd67b203b9a7050⋯.webm (916.36 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, Utopia.webm)

Going through that thread and saving all those sexy Kpop gifs and webms was a mistake tbh


a67024 No.6065

File: 8c7f85549f1bade⋯.webm (1.79 MB, 854x480, 427:240, seargent G.Dola.webm)

>>6059

That's true tbh…


0da2d6 No.6066

>>6065

shall we tell the others…?


d97f2a No.6067

File: ed2c73f9ab4ccbc⋯.jpg (12.78 KB, 249x414, 83:138, CzCm0dsXUAAEWAN.jpg large.jpg)


b9cde1 No.6068

>>6067

A long long time ago….


f22e0a No.6069

>>6068

in a galexy far far away…


4dd5b5 No.6070

File: 2fad1c780ced679⋯.jpg (147.65 KB, 638x800, 319:400, c81af2cde6f3e95ca257405552….jpg)

If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:

My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.


06ef4a No.6071

>>6069

The teletubbies come out to play


e8839c No.6072

>>6054

Nice backscratcher lad.


4a6c08 No.6073

File: 85dbb82e76240d5⋯.png (261.6 KB, 510x546, 85:91, cute eren.png)

>>6053

>>6055

Yeah it's alright but fast tbh.


2109ae No.6074

>>6071

every single day


62cfe1 No.6075

File: 9c829a81a3250cf⋯.mp4 (3.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Esgondflowne.mp4)

>>6070

Eyyyyyyy I remember DiCap saying that in Year 8 English.

Anyone have the webm of this one? I always forget to save it.


f7f8b3 No.6076

File: 2e59b309ac7ed51⋯.jpg (34.39 KB, 493x585, 493:585, angery.jpg)

>>6058

>Intentional transmission of any other communicable disease, even a potentially deadly condition like hepatitis, is a misdemeanor.

Then you should punish those people more severely too, what the fuck is this shit?

>These laws were passed at the height of the HIV/AIDS epidemic when there was enormous fear and ignorance and misinformation around HIV

Give me a break, HIV was a death sentence until recentl, and if you can't afford treatment then it still is.


079aa2 No.6077

>>6052

Far greater than the sum of its parts lad.


25a3a5 No.6079

I think I prefer blue milk to green milk. Am I gay lads?


6d0282 No.6081

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love him, lads.


785ec4 No.6082

>>6079

gold top or bust lad


4326d5 No.6083

>>6080

>gold milk

What are you, some sort of billionaire


2d56fb No.6084

82 messages from 6 contacts, hmmm, who playing hard to contact here?


f73933 No.6085

>>6082

You and all - its like £1.75 a pint


5af48f No.6086

>>6084

lass why do you have that many people trying to talk to you?


baab06 No.6087

>>6084

My girlfriend. Shes been doing it for 2 years lad.


d24f08 No.6088

File: 9261874f7cbc9dc⋯.jpg (263.31 KB, 750x469, 750:469, justlikeme.jpg)

A hero only due to chance.

Had he not happened to be in the right place at the right time, he'd have been a bad guy and will snap again at any moment.

>>6084

Who are you?


14885e No.6090

>>6087

>takes 60 inutes to reply when you take 6

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


a02c4a No.6091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d495ae No.6092

>>6080

tbh

>>6085

lad its worth it


f8f823 No.6093

>>6089

Unpasteurised is pretty good but its like lactose-based russian roulette, but with horrible infections instead of bullets


0f2485 No.6094

File: 119ad61da4b8874⋯.jpg (20.31 KB, 640x360, 16:9, tips hat.jpg)

oni an dee shee dess


3b6ce9 No.6095

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>MW symbol in the top left


9e21ef No.6096

>>6095

ohhhhh woes is hosting it smh


85bf40 No.6097

>>6086

I tend to bring out the best in others lad and people notice.

I'm not sure who the 82 messages are from, it might be 77 messages from 1 contact and 5 from the other contacts, shall I check?


a4a9af No.6098

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6075

>tfw hand drawn animation like this barely exists anymore


e98700 No.6099

>>6090

I take 1hr+ to reply, sometimes 3 or 4 when driving to and from jobs, she makes a point to do my time + 15 minutes. Fucking women.


b81025 No.6100

>>6097

Recruit them to our terrorist organisation lad


308217 No.6101

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

imperium tbh


e5e49d No.6102

File: 591fbf8fb02dc3f⋯.jpg (203 KB, 643x868, 643:868, Cicero.jpg)

>>6070

Do not obtain your slaves from Britain, because they are so stupid and so utterly incapable of being taught that they are not fit to form part of the household of Athens.


6f5fc6 No.6103

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6098

Which style do you lads refer from the comparison in this video?

Warning: Sad


a71e1e No.6104

>>6100

Did someone say terrorist organisation?


92f335 No.6105

>>6098

Ouch this is violent


315312 No.6106

>>6102

what a bully


77b5a3 No.6107

>>6104

I-I m-meant terroristg-groups


819296 No.6108

File: 28e03d5ac75758d⋯.jpg (348.96 KB, 930x720, 31:24, worried.jpg)

>it's that civic moment on nige's show


e3742e No.6110

>>6107

Thats bette….. HEY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE


3057a4 No.6111

File: d989dfd404b1169⋯.png (266.29 KB, 470x540, 47:54, Piccolo is haggard.png)

>>6105

>tfw it's not the 90's anymore when anime was a mysterious and novel adult-oriented commodity that you had to ship into the country on Japanese VHS tapes


f8e529 No.6112

File: 51939f2b9edab1a⋯.webm (3.83 MB, 640x480, 4:3, YAMATO DAMASHI.webm)

>>6098

>tfw you hear Dance of Curse for the first time

still get chills, I need to get round to watching the Escaflowne film at some point.

Now for something a bit different.


c00e7b No.6113

>>6110

mummmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


c34a5f No.6114

>>6108

I've had enough tbh not really listening to it any more. I know they might just be "playing the game" or whatever but I don't care it's like nails on a chalkboard at this point.


ce6954 No.6116

>>6113

*hilarious benny-hill esque chase ensues*


fb677e No.6117

File: 959f15648e01170⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 540x360, 3:2, 1436750298546.webm)


f3946c No.6118

File: 36f642b6c371acb⋯.png (230.37 KB, 529x489, 529:489, ahhhhhhhhhh.png)

>>6103

NO!

he killed a kid lad

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo


c9df7e No.6119

>>6108

I stopped watching when I found out it was pre-recorded and available, watching it later


5495c3 No.6120

that's really sad nooooo


33ae7e No.6121

>>6111

Yeah i dont really like new anime tbh

>>6112

based Endoh


b570a9 No.6122

File: 1fc3ec3249827f3⋯.jpg (117 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 883ac55830f4be3999902d83aa….jpg)

QT tomorrow lads, looks watchable for once.


610539 No.6123

>>6112

Is that an anime about suicide bombers?


b44065 No.6124

>>6103

I much prefer the first version

it even seemed better paced and the angles were better smh


a25e6f No.6125

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6121

>he knows

LAD!

>>6123

Kamikaze, glorious nippon ototototototo banzai


47ab36 No.6127

Also he could tell it was a kid in the first one, but killed them anyway!

It changed the story.


4570f6 No.6128

>>6122

Mogg and Martin are based tbh


95ae20 No.6129

File: 0a3f6da0b71e1f7⋯.jpg (89.3 KB, 662x374, 331:187, IT'SA SPICY SPAGHETTI.jpg)

>>6122

>pub chain

jej


447b57 No.6130

I've seen Mogg at college tbh.


18cd81 No.6131

>>6130

Is he a nice lad?


f04c27 No.6132

File: 9359513b70e1963⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 226x226, 1:1, 1449328376353.jpg)

>>6129

You don't consume wicked poisons do you?


89b3b3 No.6134

>>6131

He is lad.


d46a75 No.6135

>>6133

waoh lad you better watch that


aa2cb2 No.6136

>>6132

Only on days ending with WHY.


968d53 No.6137

File: cb917045807af4c⋯.webm (5.62 MB, 800x600, 4:3, wew kurtka.webm)

>>6129

Lass please explain this mysterious Slav webm to me.


97e16f No.6138

>>6133

Their bar maids are usually very prettyLike all barmaids smh


788ab2 No.6139

>>6133

Agreed tbh.


6a6cb3 No.6140

>>6129

They're not bad tbh though I'm not a drinker

>>6130

Noice, what did he say?


22f09f No.6142

>>6122

>Jacob Rees-Mogg

>Tim Martin

Might be cool


207f00 No.6143

File: 536c8425da5bf13⋯.jpg (44.51 KB, 620x413, 620:413, he's pure and innocent and….jpg)

>>6132

Drinking champagne right now tbh


f2b179 No.6144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like Vista.


e6f1bb No.6145

File: f533e72d1371d72⋯.png (272.87 KB, 488x563, 488:563, 1460677676545.png)

>>6143

Please stop.


2cc648 No.6146

File: d5a7bba770033d1⋯.png (489.43 KB, 999x745, 999:745, ultimate moral disgust.png)

>>6143

why

at least conform to stereotypes and drink vodka


3e3cb5 No.6148

>>6141

>destroying local pubs

have some patriotic pride ffs lad

>>6143

having a cheeky drink as well lass


e22b06 No.6149

smh, I lied lads, it was actually only 3 messages from 2 contacts and I was offline for a whole week without notice.


51428b No.6151

>>6137

memi smuggler caught in the act smh


81889e No.6152

File: 7b1b72825ede0e6⋯.png (3.97 KB, 420x420, 1:1, englands.png)

>we are only 10 places off /brit/


fa022f No.6153

File: 0b222a4181a98db⋯.jpg (66.01 KB, 1840x1227, 1840:1227, PAY-Canadas-annual-commerc….jpg)

>>6149

>lied


e70553 No.6154

File: c14df878fa7ca17⋯.jpg (311.68 KB, 830x570, 83:57, pointing.jpg)

Does this mean I'm /newbrit/'s heaviest drinker?


0a1a23 No.6155

>>6143

Make sure you don't get horny and post nudes lass I don't think i can handle temptation atm


503682 No.6156

>>6154

No lad thats me, vananon, tbh.


da24a7 No.6157


f56e22 No.6158

>>6154

What do you drink?


3d755f No.6159

File: 160aeac73591a8a⋯.png (47.38 KB, 1345x432, 1345:432, the collosus of 8chan.png)

File: 12b17ca1212641c⋯.mp4 (4.16 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Colossal Gondola.mp4)

>>6115


e0cdd5 No.6161

>tfw no barmaid gf


43a2cb No.6162

>>6156

Lad how do you get wifi in a van?


dd57e3 No.6165

File: 30b7f5b1bc53725⋯.webm (220.19 KB, 640x360, 16:9, no one cehs.webm)

>>6152

tbh lad I think you're the only one who sees it as a rivalry


c29d00 No.6166

>>6162

Hotspot another phone for my laptop.


09da99 No.6167

File: 9f3c12c49860fac⋯.jpg (46.13 KB, 640x423, 640:423, Stuart Bingham observes th….jpg)

>>6143

tbh lass


3d813b No.6168

>>6137

>wew kurtka.webm

Kurtka means jacket. It's actually Ukranian so I don't understand everything but in the beginning the gramps suggests to the lad he could help him take the jacket off because it "can be cut right across this line". Sasha then said sarcastically "you can give me 450 roubles later". Then they have a fight because the boy doesn't want his jacket to be torn off. I assume he hides drugs there but judging by later scenes where he cries he might be autistic or just a spastic.

This channel is fucking weird btw, I have some webms from dvach about some medical show from this channel but I won't post them.


5eba99 No.6169

>>6161

>Walk up behind cute barmaid when drunk

>"You are gorgeous girl"

>"T-thanks"

>"Your welcome"

>Turnaround and walk straight out

smh, why are they so sexy lads?


3be9da No.6170

>>6161

>tfw no pubs that do tabs anymore

smdh


f4b8af No.6171

>>6158

I don't actually drink a lot, I just like wine and lager. It should be enough to make me /newbrit/'s SA.

>>6163

Because so many people here don't like it.


34b5dd No.6172

File: 97aa03fa512fafa⋯.jpg (184.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, golden one2.jpg)

>>6159

>we were the more or the less the only reason for /brit/ being the fastest threads

>>6165

I may be adding my personal drama to it sometimes but I'm just proud tbh.


acba02 No.6173

File: 1d9349b24708640⋯.png (16.55 KB, 831x408, 277:136, db18.png)

>>5846

>lasses needs several hours to shower

>>5863

I'd be shy tbh

>>5934

>thank god our BO and not 22st (no offence to him obviously)

None taken, lad.

>>5981

>>5987

Wew. Glad you're okay, lass. *puts you in a safety blanket* Are you?

>I missed Le Pen Nige

Is it worth checking out?


140f55 No.6174

>>6171

SA is an alcoholic though, I hope you aren't.


da4b59 No.6175

>>6169

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

>wearing headphones

>barmaid comes over and gently touches my shoulder to get my attention

>"do you need anything?"

>spin 360 degrees and run away to bathroom


0871ce No.6176

>>6173

>Is it worth checking out?

It was kind of irritating tbh they kept civic signalling over and over, I guess Nige was trying to help her in her election or something


249001 No.6177

>>6166

you got freee data or something, isnt that pricey?

>>6169

Ha top kek lad

>>6173

>None taken, lad.

good lad


c68adb No.6178

>>6147

(^:

>>6146

I hate vodka lad.

>>6167

>Murphy_tripping_over_the_table.jpg

tbh lad


08812d No.6179

>>6175

kek

I always smile at them

>Last week in pub I smile at a barmaid carrying food

>She asks if the food is my or my mate's

>Say no

>Manager comes up later and asks if we ordered food

>They think we were just having a giggle

Wish barmaids were here lads


9759f2 No.6180

>>6176

I really hate that, so I can't watch it.


c32bce No.6181

>>6177

£75 a month for 3 phones and about 20-25gb data. Im at pubs most nights downloading dolphin porn on their wifi.


4a84d7 No.6182

>>6178

>I hate vodka lad.

barely slavic tbh

>>6179

we should get some barmaids to get us drinks while we shitpost


34504f No.6183

>>6181

ah thats not too bad, how do you pay for it all?


f5da96 No.6184

>>6182

>tfw this is what I do every night


8a695d No.6185

File: 98f9f092e704147⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 480x360, 4:3, russian pugs.webm)

File: d5691ca963ef9e5⋯.webm (1.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Я и моя сраная кошка.webm)

>>6168

Thanks. I assume he's hiding drugs and doesn't want them to be seen, maybe he cries because gramps discovered them.


bfdd3f No.6186

>>6178

>I hate vodka lad.

Are you even slavic lass?

tbf it's probably a good thing tbh


421176 No.6187

>>6182

*looks knowingly at Dafty lass*


34c8d0 No.6188

File: ae08d9105921f7d⋯.jpg (203.56 KB, 500x530, 50:53, embarrassed at the pub.jpg)

>>6174

N-no lad.


88b589 No.6189

>>6182

quit these racist stereotypes smh


dff4b4 No.6190

File: 4201d31d3c8fadb⋯.jpg (870.29 KB, 1000x873, 1000:873, morrowind_abode_by_themint….jpg)

How much salt water thrown away in waste

To season love that of it doth not taste!


657f7d No.6191

>>6183

Working lad. Self employed tradesman. Only work 2-4 days a week because no other bills, kek.


38781e No.6192

File: 79dbd856eb509c6⋯.jpg (199.41 KB, 415x484, 415:484, Civic rage.jpg)

>>6189

No place for racism on a civic board tbh


7fc710 No.6193

>>6187

But I want to drink and shitpost also


95ac32 No.6195

File: 2d63b7384655acb⋯.jpg (415.9 KB, 2214x2994, 369:499, ed59.jpg)

>>6188

Just smoke instead tbh


4b86c4 No.6196

>>6194

Loosely, double glazing.


427421 No.6197

>>6184

sounds good tbh

>>6189

oh sorry lass wouldnt want you thinking im a racist Ukip voter smh

>>6191

i want your life tbh


73a3c5 No.6198

>>6195

Lasses who smoke are disgusting, lad


69f8b6 No.6199

>>6193

*looks knowingly at Neo Girl but she's already intoxicated*

MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!


6e622a No.6201

>>6197

Do it lad. Its not difficult.


e6a4e2 No.6203

File: 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 22a0b4ebd0eeb78cf812229b62….jpg)

>>6188

>that cup size


d173c0 No.6204

>>6203

she compensates for being flat in real life smh


d1ffd9 No.6205

>>6198

yeah its like when a girl says "mate" or "bruv"

>>6201

i just might

>>6202

top kek


35b53b No.6208

File: f3b7867c9753516⋯.jpg (33.64 KB, 379x268, 379:268, ss (2015-05-29 at 09.27.06….jpg)

>tfw you slice off a bit of parmesan cheese and eat it off the knive


560ce2 No.6209

>>6205

Vanno-Brythonic is my new ethnicity.


217182 No.6210

>>6208

you nutter lad


1565de No.6211

File: 998e2e524664e7f⋯.png (459.59 KB, 840x525, 8:5, thatbitchagain.png)

>22st deleted my post


d071b1 No.6212

File: 7bdb70c3d231661⋯.png (83.44 KB, 699x485, 699:485, 1479585193264.png)

>>6207


ca00af No.6213

>>6208

Baffling.


9c6c89 No.6214

>>6202

Lad


a4ce62 No.6215

Looks like the left have done unexpectedly well in the Netherlands smh


f89557 No.6216

What's the point of deleting posts when they don't disappear until you refresh the page? smh


a43644 No.6217

>>6209

haha

>>6211

smh lad what a cheeky boy


f4224b No.6219

File: e983be6e6a5f175⋯.png (93.92 KB, 266x340, 133:170, 9eeefd24deefc3d439174911a7….png)

What's he thinking, lads?


43da63 No.6220

73% turnout is pretty large those guys take voting seriously


434faa No.6222

>>6215

The politics of hope I hope nothing bad will happen will always triumph over the politics of fear I'm scared something bad might happen.


933143 No.6223

File: 902041dd42641e4⋯.jpg (201.78 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ss (2016-06-05 at 02.58.13….jpg)

>>6210

>>6213

I love a good bit of cheese lads


8d1124 No.6224

File: 05a51daaf555ed6⋯.png (13.31 KB, 1212x976, 303:244, Innocent sinner repents.png)

>>6218


51e901 No.6225

8:01pm GMT update: Exit polls are out.

Mark Rutte's VVD leads on 31 per cent

PVV, CDA and D66 are on 19 per cent


688016 No.6226

>>6216

It disappeared for me and I didn't refresh. I did post though, does that clear deleted posts?


b07aa5 No.6227

What tobbacco should I buy lads? I like amber leaf but it stains my fingers tbh. Cant get american spirit around here. Smh tbh might have to stick to cigars.


0b5d68 No.6228

File: 42c82d1c2d170a3⋯.webm (1.99 MB, 1280x534, 640:267, i love this.webm)

File: aa2ebc3a81e4d49⋯.webm (9.7 MB, 500x500, 1:1, 2H Company - adapticia.webm)

>>6185

I can give you more rus webms lad

>>6198

me mum smokes pipe


1f50fb No.6229

>>6227

You should smoke salmon, it's really nice.


03e265 No.6231

>>6228

A hookah pipe? dint wanna say hooker because on best behaviour


75e3ac No.6232

File: c2d739f4eb5bfc4⋯.jpg (30.46 KB, 473x711, 473:711, WoesVisitsNornIron.jpg)

>>6222

Reluctantly chequed

roooooo tbh

>>6219

Of that time he saw some Norn Iron girls


c472af No.6233

File: 6073414a79c7a3a⋯.jpg (14.43 KB, 300x172, 75:43, 300px-The_Dutch_burn_Engli….jpg)

>>6215

Never trust a Dutchman tbh

>>6220

Probably a protest vote against PVV

>>6225

shite


569f55 No.6234

>>6215

Sadly white people have become retarded like niggers and can no longer look further ahead into the future than a year. They only care about how much taxes they pay. smh

>>6226

Weird. Nah posts are still deleted. It's why replies were green text.

>>6228

Disgusting, lass. My dad smokes. Not going to make any excuses for him smh


af696d No.6235

>>6222

made me chuckle

>>6228

lass your memis are weird tbh

>>6229

eyyy


14b59f No.6236

File: 0a71793b059fca9⋯.png (11.83 KB, 178x229, 178:229, ss (2013-11-14 at 10.15.30….png)

>>6215

Glad I didn't bet on it, would've been a waste of money, still quite the shame, I would've liked some in Europe to share the same jubilation we felt with Brexit and Trump.


1a9a12 No.6237

>>6229

Something fishy about a man that smokes salmon…

>>6230

But its old man tobbacco lad.


f3eece No.6238

>>6232

>there are people who have masturbated to this scene


97a11d No.6239

File: 6160babaeb536a0⋯.gif (3.52 MB, 506x456, 253:228, round the clock.gif)

btw we're expecting first results at 11pm GMT


ff3078 No.6240

Geert just had simple solution to complex problems smh


9f95d6 No.6241

>>6238

when she's all big she looks about the same weight as you :^)


b9bf19 No.6242

>>6238

>implying


134bca No.6243

>>6238

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


bf1c74 No.6244

Those poll statistics I took were from the guardian btw lads so they may be skewed a little tbh


62723a No.6245

File: f4d6db7e06e4391⋯.jpg (96.05 KB, 576x747, 64:83, Smoke and mirrors.jpg)

Lads, for those who smoke, would a good #nofap incentive be to get rid of a fag everytime you fap?


57c7e2 No.6246

>>6244

I'm getting the same from the Express


a3bf3f No.6247

File: 51ab9dc28f89940⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 700x394, 350:197, 12bf5532f5599a838441ce875b….gif)

>>6241

Hahaha yeah *punches you*

>>6242

It's a fetish, lad


ca44ab No.6248

>>6237

Alright, smoke some cheddar cheese, that's also pretty good.


ba62e7 No.6249

File: 400ff9523615330⋯.mp4 (3.23 MB, 982x720, 491:360, Honk.mp4)

smdh why didn't the Russians provide more help for /thierguy/ in the Netherlands?


df6c2d No.6250

>>6245

Doubt you'd be able to do that, lad. That would be like trying to quit two things you enjoy at once without getting anything good to replace it


dc76de No.6252

>>6247

>>6245

no because baccy is cheaper than testosterone.


949e74 No.6253

File: 1f33a3c5bf2c23c⋯.jpg (17.92 KB, 400x386, 200:193, WornDownPepe.jpg)

>>6246

I think we did get a little btfo tbh


85f6dd No.6254

>>6249

The crafty Dutchmen counted the ballots by hand, smh


9de9de No.6255

>>6251

>you lad?

No, lad


6acacf No.6256

File: 29edb2d37ab2a46⋯.jpg (30.65 KB, 400x403, 400:403, Staring.jpg)

>>6250

Yeah but as smoking is expensive, it would make fapping more expensive right?

>>6252

When did it cost to jerk off?


e096a7 No.6258

>>6247

>>6252

fug, what the blue bitches?

>>6251

Its too moist as well tbh. Drum it is then. I might buy like half a ton of american spirit and tow it around with me.


7d7230 No.6259

File: 0a6d0c08ca8d078⋯.jpg (126.07 KB, 768x432, 16:9, ed16.jpg)

>>6253

>we

Blame the Dutch tbh

The lass was right, it's another Austria. This is what you get for trusting Krauts.


bb2fed No.6260

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH LINDYBEIGE


473024 No.6261

>tfw I can actually read and understand dutch

>>6231

rude lad

>>6234

What does he smoke? I just know from my mum that she can go months without smoking.


5b8381 No.6262

>>6256

you pay is testosterone and shame lad.


513363 No.6263

>>6259

smh too right lamb they're so incompetent

>>6261

You're too intelligent to be a lass tbh if i didn't have photographic evidence on several databases I'd think you were actually a lad smh


1f7ba1 No.6264

>>6261

I was joking waaaaaa*


2d5483 No.6265

>>6261

>What does he smoke? I just know from my mum that she can go months without smoking.

rollies


e96624 No.6266

File: 8798f9a8ce33940⋯.webm (4.85 MB, 480x352, 15:11, Слава Україні.webm)

>>6235

they take forever to load smh


8d25da No.6267

>>6265

Ahh the Devils Pubes. I can relate.


268a81 No.6268

>>6261

Fucking hell does that make 4 languages you can speak now?


85ce27 No.6269

File: c24e3acaaf1711e⋯.jpg (122.04 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ss (2016-06-05 at 03.02.07….jpg)

I should save more images of the prisoner


ff2ddf No.6270

>>6267

Never heard them referred to as that. Top kek


d8f371 No.6271

>>6269

Does a bear fit in a hood?


13ffef No.6273

File: af04a86f012c6cc⋯.jpg (39.82 KB, 900x900, 1:1, angry_pepe.jpg)

Wilders is projected to win 4 more seats this time than he did last time.

4 MORE SEATS

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN MANAGE?


b1b824 No.6274

>>6268

I don't speak it but it's so similar to German I understand it just fine


20a66e No.6275

>>6266

TOP KEK, that caught me off guard


cfc14c No.6276

>>6272

I didn't know you smoked, lad. Does it feel cool?


f8ee61 No.6278

>>6273

reeeeee


7594df No.6279

>>6272

>cuckcigs

Not you too lad. Smoking shag puts hairs on your chest.

>butts in a drawer

Wtf lad explain


e58b70 No.6280

Woes reminds me of Spike from My little Pony a little


074ee0 No.6281

File: 80d697665e695df⋯.jpg (133.76 KB, 665x404, 665:404, ss (2015-12-31 at 12.34.19….jpg)


1048cb No.6282

File: 6cf79ef6f5eb26d⋯.png (360.6 KB, 858x725, 858:725, poopoo.png)

>>6259

>can't trust Germans

>the Saxons are Germans

>the English are Saxons

>there's no escape from the eternal German

What is the answer the German question?


b43f41 No.6283

>>6282

King Arthur tbh lass


6acc3b No.6284

File: d0d0f2660f29503⋯.webm (7 MB, 640x480, 4:3, BomberHarrisDoItAgain.webm)

>>6274

Does that mean you can understand Afrikaans by extension?

>>6282

>the Saxons are Germans

Germans =/= Germanic tbh

But we all know we need based Bomber Harris to solve our problems


479599 No.6285

What dutch tv channels are there and where can i stream them lasses?


c24cb2 No.6286

>>6282

are the mods going to allow this sort of bigotry?


0c0e03 No.6287

>>6284

>>6284

AHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU FUCKERS HAD BEEN TOO LONG WITHOUT A HARRISPOST REEEEE


039e28 No.6289

File: 8e50e3226e04044⋯.png (294.35 KB, 326x347, 326:347, anglo.png)

>>6286

Not when the BO is an Anglo-Saxon, they don't.


da4ab5 No.6290

File: 951a3ddf7f06a10⋯.png (23.49 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Eternal Anglo BTFO.png)

>>6286

>are the Welsh going to allow anti-Anglo bigotry?

wew


598402 No.6291

File: 7fdc8cce673ad2c⋯.jpg (594.67 KB, 936x891, 104:99, we wuz english kangs n bly….jpg)

>>6283

King Arthur was Russian tbh

>>6284

tried it, and no. Afrikaans has almost nothing German in it.


0d9166 No.6292

>>6288

THATS NOT AN EXPLANATION WHY WERE THE BUTTS IN A DRAWER?


513e15 No.6293

>>6290

the welsh would have to stab england in the back because they could never take her one on one


5c32ff No.6294

File: 8e9bb5f10c85ead⋯.jpg (141.42 KB, 500x669, 500:669, Dominique venner.jpg)

>>6282

We go celtic


833887 No.6295

File: 63bdf4b08e94e50⋯.png (37.68 KB, 431x454, 431:454, STOLEN.png)

>>6291

*punches you in the throat*

say it again lass


e75967 No.6296

>>6291

I heard that the Dutch could understand but it's probably too many languages you don't actually speak to understand tbh

You are pretty smart though tbh


f63673 No.6297

File: 5dd547dbbb27703⋯.jpg (53.78 KB, 533x1000, 533:1000, 4f3fd4095c0c6bb1bdc3a6ed4c….jpg)

>>6291

>King Arthur

>male


7f2e1f No.6298

File: d873d268e72eae4⋯.jpg (121.52 KB, 370x425, 74:85, disdain.jpg)

>there won't be a Nexit


2e27b7 No.6299

>>6293

Well our population is pretty small tbh


d24f31 No.6301

File: bc2700e3475e5f8⋯.png (23.11 KB, 255x324, 85:108, germanic heritage.png)

>>6286

>nothing happens when people bully the Welsh

>Anglos get defensive when bantered back

I wonder who could be behind this?


98c156 No.6302

>>6298

>tfw this will take some air out of the French elections as well

ahhhhhhh


3d837b No.6303

>>6301

you from north or south wales lass?


f09eb6 No.6304

>>6300

Thanks lad, hasnt really cleared up the image for me though tbh. Did she have a bin?


bd8a52 No.6305

>>6302

Possibly, might also make the French more desperate though who knows tbh smh


a16d9a No.6307

File: 3b4a24d7eb9407a⋯.jpg (136.09 KB, 360x254, 180:127, vintage-Labour-poster-Corb….jpg)

>>6306

>going dafty

Just go commie tbh


782122 No.6309

File: 9ea22e90d63bf27⋯.jpg (200.88 KB, 972x620, 243:155, 6th Anniversary of the dea….jpg)

>>6306

When is it not?


37fadd No.6310

Who /drinkingBeerThatYouCantUnderstandTheIngredientsInBecauseLidls/


3b2316 No.6311

File: 89411840d9b422c⋯.jpg (223.91 KB, 570x720, 19:24, grins.jpg)

>>6306

Hail Herts tbh.


50b165 No.6312

>>6309

*weeps*


6f3691 No.6313

>>6308

Ahh there you go, thats the missing link. I too have a lazy mother.


2ea62b No.6315

>>6314

>bread

BOURGEOSIE SCUM OUT


f12151 No.6316

File: 2a4564a330279ba⋯.png (601.5 KB, 1067x380, 1067:380, Party of Corbyn - Strength….png)

>>6309

I love Cara al Sol tbh

>>6314

BOURGEOISIE = PURGED


3d8817 No.6317

>>6303

Daethon fy nheulu o dde Cymru tbh I was actually born in England kek


7cd36a No.6319

>>6316

Communist score: Full Marx


79ab54 No.6320

File: e0badd5b56913fb⋯.jpg (72.81 KB, 480x720, 2:3, Frente de la Juventud.jpg)

>>6316

>tfw no fiery castilian passion in our politics


65e767 No.6321

>>6310

I buy 20p cans of beer to make stews with, it's pretty lush.


b30624 No.6323

>>6318

>replying from my humble countryside laborcamp


49ac0e No.6325

>>6311

best grill tbh


bbb9e5 No.6326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6320

I have a weakness for the Spanish movement for some reason tbh


e235df No.6327

>>6322

You think you deserve raw grain comrade? Bahhahaahahaa its roots and insects for you tbh.


961eb4 No.6328

>>6325

Isn't she a man stuck in a woman's body?


1bed48 No.6329

File: 85b1c7acf9163cb⋯.png (34.43 KB, 107x131, 107:131, pissed off tbh.png)


dda751 No.6330

>>6324

Just. Cheaper than water most of the time.

>>6321

The kraut import wheatbeer is pretty bloody good tbh.


7b6995 No.6331

File: 37a1059123062ee⋯.gif (387.15 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 1456082263245-1.gif)

>>6314

>>6315

>>6318

>tfw you trick the cattle into actively fighting eachother for the chance to give you even more of their flesh


32dd27 No.6332

>>6329

I said she, lass. smh pretty sure I am right though


7cd727 No.6333

I'm a air host lads, ask me anything


45dc30 No.6335

>>6333

What's it like being gay?>


7bd2ce No.6336

>>6333

How long have you gobbled cocks for you effeminate poofter


ef3ca4 No.6337

>>6326

It actually reflects their country's culture and history lamb


40dcef No.6338

>>6324

Well they sell it so I assume so. Not sure how it's even possible to make beer at this price but I'm not going to complain. It doesn't even taste that bad.

https://groceries.asda.com/product/bitter/asda-bitter/910001159779

Don't bully me for shopping at Asda I don't want to give the yanks money but nobody else in my town delivers.


9333f6 No.6339

File: 94a8ef7fb47b3d3⋯.png (37.2 KB, 1156x350, 578:175, you vs the guy she tells y….png)

why is /brit/ so slow smh


ea8a46 No.6340

>>6333

when did you first realise you were a poof?


e99234 No.6341

>>6334

Inshaallah.


58bf3a No.6342

File: b71b8cfa29daaec⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, ClipboardImage.png)

who /refinedtaste/ here?


0011f7 No.6343

>>6337

True tbh, that's something not even the NSDAP did that well.

>>6339

Because we're superior. The master board, if you will.


feea9b No.6344

>>6342

I refined my taste from extravagant to frugal. AmA.


3fb5e3 No.6345

>>6339

Because the heart of the board is missing now


3adb30 No.6346

>>6340

at secondary school, I started to find some of the more athletic lads attractive.

>>6335

Its pretty carefree and male company is never hard to come by tbh.

>>6336

13 years.


0dba3d No.6348

>>6346

Uhuh. You should stop or you will burn in hell lad. Allahu Ackbar, tbh.


5d7458 No.6349

File: 07d1004d44177bb⋯.png (318.19 KB, 684x644, 171:161, edok.png)

>>6339

Just noticed the filename


af1a80 No.6350

>>6346

oh shit, are you serious?


b5b0c7 No.6351

>>6347

>tfw /brit/ bullied druid/pol/ for being slow

Shoes on the other cat now lads.


69c942 No.6352

>>6349

What did she mean by this? no, really


006ee0 No.6353

File: 8de21769eae1a3e⋯.jpg (22.94 KB, 379x379, 1:1, 27f071968bde22e1506bbe4d53….jpg)

>>6346

>tfw "they" want us all to be sterile sex-addicted homos to control the fertility rate and trap us with depraved passions


acc677 No.6354

>tfw large roman nose

scary tbh


14c8e9 No.6356

>>6352

it's a meymey lad


b39cfc No.6357

>>6351

what is druid/pol/ even about?


1e0391 No.6358

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 36524330.png)

>>6346

But I hate homos, lad


761aba No.6359

>>6351

We're waiting for them to trot out the 'quality over quantity' argument you guys used.

>>6352

Haven't you seen those memis?


c7502c No.6360

>>6356

>>6359

Now I have. wew


576987 No.6361

tbh change often comes slowly and we've made a large advance in the past few years. Negging our performance as the end of the world tonight is childish tbh Wilderbeast just increased his vote sure largely

Off to edge lads


8bbc58 No.6362

>>6361

lad dont go off and edge tbh you know you cant help yourself


2b9493 No.6363

>>6361

True tbh though I expected him to do better and perhaps even grab first place. He's still not even done as well as he did in 2010. Disappointing from the Dutch, but we move on to France, that's the one that really matters.


8443b0 No.6364

>>6353

Sounds hot as fuck lad

>>6355

Exactly. Screencap it for me if you see it lads? Been waiting for this for months tbh.


99af66 No.6365

File: 3f7ddfed1174860⋯.jpg (26.93 KB, 228x260, 57:65, 1431090488697.jpg)

>>6361

>Wilderbeast

Is this something we've been calling him? That's amazing. And I agree.


9d4dba No.6367

>>6362

You're right lad. I nearly came when edging in me dream but screamed at myself not to (in the dream). It was a message to woken me tbh

>>6365

Seems to just be me lad though I swear I've heard it somewhere smh


ce06a9 No.6368

File: d2df805e48c5f73⋯.jpg (92.24 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ed37.jpg)

Quick question btw lads. Are you happy with the name of the board? I wasn't sure what to call it when we first move here and I wonder if I should change it.


729dd3 No.6369

File: e2e34da988c40c8⋯.jpg (37.58 KB, 680x535, 136:107, photo-caption-Paul-Strand.….jpg)

>>6361

But lad, sometimes change has to be swift and decisive, sometimes there is no room for pussyfooting around, watching the pendulum swing to and fro and you need to act before you lose your chance.


d349c0 No.6370

>>6363

Yeah, France will be very interesting tbh and should be pretty based tbh

Most youths support her too which is brilliant


266d26 No.6371

>>6368

i would prefere /brit//politics/ but its honestly fine how it is


ff7ece No.6372

>>6368

yeah it's fine tbh


5ee971 No.6373

File: a9b4995d8c6d15b⋯.png (3.39 KB, 202x259, 202:259, s.png)

>>6354

Sketch your nose profile lads.


15593b No.6374

>>6368

It's fine, lad. Don't really care tbh Neobrit would be cooler though tbh


745aac No.6375

>>6368

Its alright tbh. How come the squirrel/pol/ banner on yank /pol/ links here?


5ceb28 No.6376

>>6373

who ever looks at themselves from the side? smh


fe0db3 No.6378

>>6373

Cant I just upload some tastefully done naked full body portraits


02f3c2 No.6379

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1488487226634.png)

>Monarch says he's missed you

It was tough love all along


258d75 No.6380

>>6370

Even if she doesn't win her youth support should guarantee victory in 2022 tbh

>>6371

>>6372

>>6374

>>6377

I'll have a poll tbh, just to make sure.

>>6375

The one on /brit/? That's just a joke tbh


f5b2dd No.6382

>>6373

gimme a sec

>>6380

yeah fair enough lad


f4be98 No.6383

>>6380

Ahh thats where I saw it. Is that paid for? Better than the shit image adverts at the bottom of threads.


03ea1b No.6384

File: 0739b8abdedc790⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, civicbigguy.jpg)

POLL ON BOARD NAME

http://poal.me/5k1mn0

Just want to get a idea of what people want tbh


f3c38e No.6385

>>6383

Nah the BO of /brit/ offered us free advertisement


f572e3 No.6387

>>6384

well this was a mistake, I'll just keep it as it is tbh


31d064 No.6388

>>6384

Lad where is the Leon referendum


210800 No.6389

/brit//politics/ is kind of clever tbh


e199b8 No.6391

>>6388

Oh right.

We have raiders waiting in the wings to sabotage poals so I'll do it by thread instead. Votes will only be counted if post history isn't dodgy. I'll make a thread for it in a minute.

>>6389

I will change it since it seems popular tbh


ceb724 No.6392

>>6385

>"never interupt an enemy making a mistake"

Interesting tbh lad.


f5d3e5 No.6393

>>6391

MY VOTE CAN BE BOUGHT FOR AS LITTLE AS 1 BATTERED MARS BAR


4ecc74 No.6394

>>6393

So that's how the SNP have been winning smh


470832 No.6397

Speaking of barmaids lads, who gets biblically enraged when a a barmaid gives you a pint with too much head? Reeeee I paid 4 quid for 300ml of liquid and 250ml of foam.


f50237 No.6398

LEON REFERENDUM TBH

>>6395

>>6395

>>6395

>>6395


f4c236 No.6399

File: 70ed11eeb20b33d⋯.jpg (177.55 KB, 1400x769, 1400:769, 1371711160046.jpg)

>>6386

that reminds me of the old "draw le happy merchant from memory" threads tbh


3d6676 No.6401

>>6396

Dont mind if I do.

>>6394

*sturgeon whispering into tiny phone*

>shut it down, the autists know.


e06561 No.6403

>>6396

No


a63c60 No.6407

>>6404

still somewhat relevant tbh


6095a0 No.6411


a47034 No.6414

File: 16ba9dbfe2ae94b⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, devilish.gif)


d22433 No.6416


cbfd5a No.6422

>>6415

*shoves my fingers in my throat and purges it*

Lad, stop


24ccc0 No.6423

>>6418

Vote in that thread, lad


5b1597 No.6424

>>6418

lad no


79ec96 No.6428

File: 2718b99768fccf1⋯.jpg (32.96 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 2718b99768fccf13dd5b74e189….jpg)

Oh for fuck's sake the uncle who just had a double heart attack is in the hospital again. He's a good lad, like me.


73466f No.6430

>>6424

Are you drunk lass?


766f43 No.6431

File: 1b1351455bddf79⋯.jpg (105.62 KB, 728x1024, 91:128, british_temperate_dpm_jack….jpg)

Is military surplus clothing appropriate for a first date to a cinema lads?


9f412a No.6432


17110c No.6434

>>6428

aww lad im sorry to hear that. If he's had a double heart attack already then im sure he'll be fine, sounds like a fighter

>>6431

100% she will be impressed with how alpha you are


514b71 No.6435

>>6428

Hope he's OK tbh


9c08c0 No.6436

>>6428

BASED NHS will take good care of him lad. They are underfunded miracle workers.


ec4fa5 No.6439

>>6432

he's a race traitor and probably mixed


413b8c No.6440

>>6434

Should I let a flare off in the cinema?


3052cb No.6441

>>6430

no lad I'm good

>>6433

I'm sorry lad won't happen again please don't banish me


5b9f94 No.6442

File: 4ceb92ebeca0891⋯.jpg (79.33 KB, 350x450, 7:9, smiles.jpg)

>>6325

Her expressions are good but she's a lousy protagonist tbh. She's amazing at everything she does and God is literally on her side so there's never any danger or suspense in the story.

I'd rather the main character was that old Danish mage guy with the family. He was actually fighting for something he believed in and was doing so against all odds until he died of course.


b83e00 No.6443

>>6440

Only if you shout death to traitors freedom for britain lass


c45b39 No.6444

>>6440

she will think less of you if you dont do it lad, its expected these days


4928fd No.6445

>>6443

Shhhh she might be reading this teehee


853922 No.6446

File: c2a74553853b009⋯.jpg (53.39 KB, 163x225, 163:225, TyronePepe.jpg)

>>6441

smh was going to take advantage of you tbh


f17a69 No.6448

>>6446

Lad that's not how you get her to love you smh


e52d97 No.6449

>>6444

Thank god I have you lot to ask for advice

*wipes brow*

*pockets smokegrrnades and homemade gun*


570dff No.6450

File: 60baafcc231cb84⋯.jpg (11.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, CoyPepe.jpg)

>>6448

that's how daddy made me love him smh


58528c No.6451

>>6450

Hes a mean drunk isnt he lad, smh.


20d0bb No.6452

>>6450

wew lad


64249b No.6453

>>6450

Did he take advantage of you, lad? Are you a homo? Then why are you flirting with the lass? smh


5f319e No.6454

File: d4fbf64aec99296⋯.jpg (124.45 KB, 964x644, 241:161, 1472100748085.jpg)

So it's 5-4 in favour of keeping Leon banned. My personal judgement aligns with this and thus he will remained permabanned.

The Führer has spoken tbh


3bd90a No.6456

File: 3c50ae8d06d1ea7⋯.jpg (29.58 KB, 388x392, 97:98, Pepe1.jpg)


4d3704 No.6458

File: e8761d5fed5a5cf⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1364x1328, 341:332, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAA.png)

>inb4 my vote gets neglected because my posting history is dodgy


64f0cd No.6460

>>6454

>tfw my first time being corrupt is a complete failure

Expexted that.


0cb1bc No.6462

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706648.png)

>>6456

Lad…

Were you hiding your sad mouth behind that fan? I'm sorry I thought it was a joke


a78465 No.6464

>>6456

Im having his shoes and any sweets in his room.


8f6588 No.6465

File: 52340b7c44ca065⋯.webm (182.62 KB, 320x240, 4:3, noice.webm)


71e9e5 No.6466

>>6454

Keep it up for a day, lad


f57bd0 No.6467

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, 1456623292514.jpg)

>>6462

it's a ploy to win lass sympathy


a88f85 No.6468

File: 58f65cd5f2d2422⋯.jpg (344.75 KB, 940x720, 47:36, pouts.jpg)

>>6455

Are you saying you wouldn't kiss this?


430c61 No.6470

>>6461

Top kek


57c656 No.6472

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 87b85f3aa6f88d15640efd3074….png)

>>6468

>ywn be so white you have blonde eyelashes


e4df6a No.6473

>>6467

Good lad. Just be careful I think lasses get tired of whiny boys smh. I know smh


4209ef No.6474

File: 4fd787135842f7b⋯.jpg (78.64 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1362768734907.jpg)


5434cf No.6476

>>6472

I'm pretty sure I have blonde eyelashes tbh.


1056eb No.6477

>/newbrit/ is filtered into Squirrel/pol/ on /brit/

WEW


39d786 No.6478

>>6473

*slays younglings*

now she will lov me. Neo girl too.


09e443 No.6479

File: a465b6c68ebe11a⋯.jpg (37.43 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 7fb64af433ab3c9ded3ac62e42….jpg)

File: 335597231173e0d⋯.jpg (49.63 KB, 730x683, 730:683, 47b335a5e9cf94b04880c22c7b….jpg)

File: 1013b4b767781b7⋯.jpg (24.13 KB, 534x534, 1:1, a885f275017f615c670eb5bea4….jpg)

File: cafb0569b5e8c2e⋯.png (471.29 KB, 628x900, 157:225, d6c73cbb851da8510eff2b690c….png)

File: 12c40c8ffe8718e⋯.jpg (10.76 KB, 500x333, 500:333, e966f2bdf73dbc8e85595c0c95….jpg)


ce5d4e No.6480

File: 6ac360271727d09⋯.jpg (7.08 KB, 199x300, 199:300, b4b136c981b0a002c4c862388f….jpg)

WHO ELSE /BRITCHES/ HERE


e0a340 No.6481

>>6476

So do I apparently. Top kek. I always assumed they were black


0d40c5 No.6483

>>6480

you walk like you've soiled your britches and have a face like you can smell it lmao


b9cdc8 No.6484

>>6458

Actually the results have been disqualified due to interference from Russian hackers tbh

*looks at you in an accusing manner*

>>6461

kek

>>6466

Neo didn't get in time but we haven't reached a majority tbh


f98cc5 No.6485

>>6483

..aha..hah…*throws phone out of door*


18179b No.6487

File: 636667650b7d88d⋯.jpg (219.24 KB, 600x675, 8:9, disdain.jpg)

>>6478

Child murder isn't one of my turn-ons lad.

>>6475

>>6482

She has the same lips as Virginia tbh.


06ca25 No.6488

>>6477

It's so that they would stop crossposting here. Based /brit/BO he only wants to protect us tbhfams.


81f3d6 No.6491

>>6488

>>6477

The BO is alright but I do wish he hadn't chosen that name tbh, it perpetuates an inaccurate image of our classy and sophisticated board.


a82c00 No.6492

>>6488

It just makes me think we're a furry board wew


2b7028 No.6495

>>6491

yes I agree, the post was meant to be slightly sarcastic.


a31935 No.6496

Nothing wrong with furries of course, we're a tolerant civic board of peace


9e57c9 No.6497

>>6494

>/newbrit/ in a nutshell

>>6495

>the post was meant to be slightly sarcastic.

As was mine

Looks like we're equally autistic tbh


87aa63 No.6499

File: 8e244d9cb03cd74⋯.jpg (73.13 KB, 600x450, 4:3, benis pepe.jpg)

>>6487

>Child murder isn't one of my turn-ons lad.

I know lass . . . it's one of mine


3c6b4b No.6500

>>6498

That's terrifying, lad


6dc67a No.6501

File: dece86a59b5bbf0⋯.jpg (38.1 KB, 600x372, 50:31, I love her lads.jpg)

too fast


eb7efe No.6502

File: 2504bd398b74f4f⋯.jpg (50.88 KB, 576x416, 18:13, Frenchman Is Enjoying His ….jpg)

>18 UIDs ITT

>it's still this fast


29e16b No.6503

>>6501

Some of us uses the thread for the sake of escapism, lad smh


cfbba2 No.6504

File: acc3285280ac0c5⋯.jpg (321.85 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)

>>6501

FASTER


ac0ce1 No.6505

Lad just let the voting go on for a little longer and close it at 1 pm or something. I don't see what the hurry is for.


b0c5f1 No.6507

File: 9693f417a143730⋯.png (98.46 KB, 236x301, 236:301, chibi cute eren.png)

>>6503

Fair lambie <3

>>6504

ahhhhhhhh mum


0460d3 No.6509


01b9dc No.6511

File: 13f097e5f75c7cc⋯.jpg (124.48 KB, 736x978, 368:489, a9acbe160adebd132f1cc0a0dd….jpg)

Lads give me all the lore of Barbosa and /politics/ and /newbritpolitics/


6b49da No.6513

where the fuck do i get live results for these elections lads


31b2bb No.6514

>>6502

We are stronger than you could possibly imagine tbh

>>6505

I'll give it another hour but most have voted already.


ea6e79 No.6516

>>6510

thanks lad, I just wanted Neo to let her voice be heard.

>>6511

He once tried to phone Nige but failed. It went down from there.


b3b62c No.6517

>>6511

>Amano art

Good lad.


590ebc No.6518

File: cfab6e6d21f83c9⋯.mp4 (608.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, autism epidemic.mp4)

>>6506

>underestimating the power of autism


1b00a3 No.6519


0a7a28 No.6521

>>6511

what do you want to know?


5d64a4 No.6522

>>6516

>her

AAAAAAAAHHH I FELL INTO THE TRAP FUCK YOU YOU TRIPFAG I TAKE IT BACK


26d9ed No.6523

>>6516

>her

it's a lad…

But yes, I was probably a little hasty. It doesn't help that the board is so evenly split on the issue though.


ade697 No.6525

>>6522

You are now irredeemable in the eyes of /brit/, join the club.


8833b6 No.6527

File: 85dbb82e76240d5⋯.png (261.6 KB, 510x546, 85:91, cute eren.png)

>>6506

ugu uwu


85fbfa No.6528

File: cdb70ca78dd4ca1⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 310x446, 155:223, kanker.jpg)

>>6524

>he


02f79d No.6529

File: f59efd85de329db⋯.jpg (929.15 KB, 1280x1782, 640:891, 94d136a58eb29af0daecb6b32d….jpg)

File: 4965864225aab11⋯.jpg (178.82 KB, 877x1113, 877:1113, 3416872432c4e6308fae9ff697….jpg)

File: e2092cedc023657⋯.jpg (7.3 MB, 5087x3434, 5087:3434, amano3.jpg)

File: 1e6734488e4507c⋯.jpg (243.27 KB, 823x1176, 823:1176, eYY1FpF.jpg)

>>6521

Enough to fill this intro:

>Long ago in a distant land I, Alberto, the Star Trek posting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil

>But a foolish 22stone welshman, wielding a magic 5'5 welshman, stepped forth to oppose me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M


d7a48b No.6531

File: 558fecb0122bb85⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 255x246, 85:82, 558fecb0122bb857cec56e7abb….jpg)

Stop. I need her


5a4f61 No.6533

File: a0f460834737125⋯.jpg (42.77 KB, 600x762, 100:127, Eren goat.jpg)

>>6532

<3 lil eren


87fa81 No.6535

>>6531

this

unban pls

unban all three of them all girls PLS


7471bf No.6536

>>6535

Oh. I wasn't referring to them.


a3be50 No.6537

and btw anprim isnt here britposter should not be able to vote for him. he probably would vote for Leon to stay banned but so what if he isnt here to vote thats his fault.


5bdd9f No.6538

>>6535

We're having a referendum lad, wait for the results.


710d58 No.6539

>>6534

Oh gosh, i thought they were talking about me then.


86cd40 No.6540

>>6537

We'll find out when he gets here.


e48524 No.6542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b6c32c No.6543

File: 3c8acda5650c733⋯.jpg (502.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, child abuse.jpg)

>>6511

Mummyposters were banished from old brit/pol/ after the post-general election shitposter crisis. The BO of /politics/ agreed to take them in and they stayed there peacefully for a while. Then the BO stepped down, and the new BO of /politics/ banished them once more.

Alberto created /newbritpolitics/ as a new home. Posters from /brit/ visited and several decided to stay. Alberto then decided to ban all the newcomers.

Herts, who was lurking at the time and had been cast out by /brit/ for his dabbling with /newbritpolitics/ created /newbrit/ as a home for the /brit/poster refugees. And now here we are today.

I don't know where or how Alberto started but I just remember him avatarfagging on old brit/pol/ with the African kaaangs AoE2 picture.


c934e3 No.6544

File: a1255e28d206ad4⋯.jpg (79.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, armin.jpg)

>>6541


064ae7 No.6545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6529

Barbosa is a borderline homosexual who is known for his jokey bordering troll like shitposts. one time he started a board and i tried to help him get everyone over too it (the new board was set up after waifuposter had a freakout) and we generally got along. this new board of /nbp/ is the second board he has owned. he is often sociable and genereally fun to talk too even though he is very immoral. he might be more attracted to traps then real women at this point. also his favourite song is "girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi lauper.


44a6ae No.6546

File: 8d915f77138814a⋯.gif (482.41 KB, 1048x594, 524:297, MIKE.gif)

>>6541

Arrange his marriage Mike


63a487 No.6548

>>6541

Who here has children?


6fb21d No.6549

File: 12315262586e89f⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1415309842712.png)

>>6541

>based Molymemi has gone from Defooing families to promoting them


561edb No.6550

>>6529

general facts of interest>>6545


e5e8dd No.6551

>>6541

But whom shall I marry?

>>6543

You may want to add that /politics/ minus Barbosa followed us here since /nbp/ was terribly run.


0cf03d No.6552

>>6543

>tfw I was one of the original mummyposters but I chose to stay

Wonder how my life would have turned out if I had left. wew.

Either way, thanks, lass. Was hoping for some more detail on his character and minions though.

>>6545

thanks, lad


9f668e No.6554

>>6551

>But whom shall I marry?

You could have married Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale, but you were too slow so Joe moved on her.


0f0d12 No.6555

>>6552

also it is to be noted that on some level i still like him and i think he's genuinly quite funny


59721d No.6558

>>6554

She's 10 years older than me, it was never going to happen tbh


ca0d2a No.6559

>>6555

Trips confirms it I guess

>>6557

Never, lad


99c407 No.6561

>>6558

how old is she?


bcad4c No.6562

File: 5083b8fa75a7131⋯.jpg (190.34 KB, 2590x3079, 2590:3079, 1449577627682.jpg)

>>6554

>Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale


8d2627 No.6563

>>6561

I never remember so I just say 30


dfc2b6 No.6564

>>6561

>>6558

*mathematics intensify*


78499e No.6565

>>6560

Lad stop


fc08f1 No.6566

File: 1afa905eaade721⋯.jpg (31.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sinister pepe.jpg)

>>6553

>on this board right now, none probably

Perhaps I should have asked: who else?


5971fd No.6568

File: 20ab34e4d0cf9ac⋯.jpg (44.7 KB, 509x619, 509:619, tfwwf.jpg)

>tfw I will never get married because no girl understands me

Case in point

>anon, what music do you like?

>erm… ever heard of Cara al Sol?

>no, what's that?


163f37 No.6569

>>6568

Lad literally every single girl on /brit/ wanted you


e81cd1 No.6570

>>6568

>anon what music do you like

>I like The Weekend and Ellie Goulding

*kills self at home*


5ba07e No.6571

File: b5107d9b49a8333⋯.jpg (6.75 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1382604387013.jpg)

>>6562

>ywn be Emma Watson's bf and then slowly make her more and more dependent on you using unethical psychological conditioning until you control her financial assets and she has become your completely domesticated housewife


333110 No.6572

File: 491d147e3a43188⋯.png (80.19 KB, 236x240, 59:60, i'll kill you.png)

ak


9a2ff9 No.6574

>>6571

Not too different from how she is right now. She's a fucking puppet.


496dc2 No.6575

>>6568

if no girl understands you then be the translator


6b8b1c No.6576

>>6568

You'd have to be ready to listen through all their favourite bands. This is relationships building in current year and it's not pretty I know. But at least I can tell that a futur waifu doesn't give a toss about what you like to listen to most.


940e2b No.6577

File: 5c6da206d02178f⋯.jpg (19.6 KB, 384x450, 64:75, 9780739368596.jpg)


09c00d No.6578

>>6569

True

But there was is only one

>>6570

I can't bring myself to say I like that trash tbh


0536f4 No.6579

>>6576

my ex of three and a half years left me saying we don't like the same music as one of her excuses


2ba046 No.6580

>>6576

what music do you listen to lass

>>6577

kek


6cdefd No.6582

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6576

This. All lasses care about is whether you're a grinch or a saint


a0457b No.6584

File: eba740cbf1f2057⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1862x1042, 931:521, B O Y.png)

>>6574

True lad but women need a good strong husband in control of them not media and academia jews.

>tfw female political leaders are promoted because they are easier to psychologically control and in fact want to be controlled


74211e No.6585

File: f266eaf45402d46⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 419x594, 419:594, Eugenie 7.jpg)

>>6581

Kay, why?


f48818 No.6586

>>6581

WHAT THE HELL KAY


62410f No.6587

>>6578

Its just words though lad. Break them into the Gregorian Chanting slowly.


b89437 No.6588

>>6581

kek sorry lad, theres no helping some people


5d770c No.6589

File: 509755a061b8752⋯.jpg (36.47 KB, 607x608, 607:608, 1448735231450.jpg)

>>6581

You were nice to her, lad. Lasses hate that. You either have to physically or mentally dominate them. Sadly being physical today is illegal so a lot of lads lose out

It's why we get school shooters


878ab1 No.6591

>>6575

>>6577

?

>>6576

>You'd have to be ready to listen through all their favourite bands

I'm not doing that if its Hollywood music tbh

>But at least I can tell that a futur waifu doesn't give a toss about what you like to listen to most.

I know but its more about holding a conversation. I just can't talk to anyone without having to pretend to be a normalfag and it kills me. Don't see how I'll get married like this tbh

>>6581

Yeah she's not coming back


a2c847 No.6592

File: af2a0c7f7783546⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, 1481987272314.png)

>>6584

>tfw female political leaders are promoted because they are easier to psychologically control and in fact want to be controlled


e79bab No.6593

>>6589

what a load of horseshit


7bd092 No.6595

>>6589

This. Cut your lips off and post them to her second class recorded delivery to establish dominance.


fa0edd No.6596

File: e714afec7b990ce⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 425x481, 425:481, devilish frog.gif)

>>6579

I guess some women are beyond saving.

>tfw my gf has now passively listened to enough Classic FM that she's started to like some of it

All according to plan


53d337 No.6597

File: c56b4dd9c726542⋯.png (248.22 KB, 1132x1000, 283:250, MadMaxPepe.png)

>>6596

>he has a current gf


b0d88b No.6598

Ive just realised that the juice boxes I drink have carrot juice lurking in them. Dont know what to do lads its like the rugs been pulled out from under me.


b2bcd8 No.6599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6580

I love him lads


98ef30 No.6600

File: 68ac6f273b66144⋯.jpg (99.95 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, 1409824976355.jpg)

>>6593

Have I been going about it the wrong way all this time?


7049f7 No.6601

File: ddf9ae5dc0e1dff⋯.jpg (210.44 KB, 540x720, 3:4, disbelief.jpg)

>>6596

>welshposter

>gf


ba9e39 No.6602

>>6596

I did this with 90s house, it worked pretty well.


7c5b62 No.6603

>66 posts to the get

this should cheer me up


46cf61 No.6604

File: f93f2a82d2aecc2⋯.jpg (119.05 KB, 484x700, 121:175, 1326010865661.jpg)

>>6592

le Deeb Stade big boys at MI5 etc and lobbyists want to control politicians lad


3fab10 No.6605

File: e8c6c6821411589⋯.png (235.08 KB, 480x402, 80:67, levi eren chibi.png)

wooo waa hehe


ac9e59 No.6607

File: f78ea099cb01326⋯.png (12.4 KB, 178x200, 89:100, 1415989287585.png)

>>6601

What's that supposed to mean, lass?


4a58d7 No.6608

>>6606

I see tbh


d8f59f No.6609

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no metal gf


623f61 No.6610

File: 63a7d2680c663c9⋯.png (278.71 KB, 500x355, 100:71, levi and eren chibi.png)

lambie wamy

loo laa


4258eb No.6611

>>6600

yeah thats complete bollocks tbh. People like it when you're nice to them not just men, sexual attraction isnt just about domination thats just edgy made up poo trust me lad ive both held hands with a girl and kissed a girl on the lipstwo seperate girls aswell

>>6606

what did you do to get this response


918656 No.6612

>>6609

>metal gf

cold hand lad.


5f0293 No.6613

File: 5e76a1d2affc56c⋯.png (9.61 KB, 406x401, 406:401, 1424720385316.png)

>>6601

Sorry lass, somebody beat you to it.


df8ab3 No.6614

>>6610

Cool clothes. Are they supposed to look like someone?


d10873 No.6615

File: dece86a59b5bbf0⋯.jpg (38.1 KB, 600x372, 50:31, I love her lads.jpg)

>>6614

mum i don't know you tell him what it's meant to be


5fab41 No.6616

File: eb9925c96d8edba⋯.png (20.66 KB, 200x194, 100:97, 1379167473151.png)

>>6613

>this is the confidence that gets you a gf

Teach me, lad


b24647 No.6617

File: 1ca505a0db83e5b⋯.png (928.61 KB, 660x1010, 66:101, smug.png)

>>6607

Nothing.


28bfd1 No.6619

>>6615

Yeah please tell me, mummy

>>6611

Don't worry, lads. Me and Pembs just love those edgy memis


2a3763 No.6620

File: aa61cb78be48fd0⋯.jpg (48.9 KB, 487x750, 487:750, mummy read.jpg)

>>6614

Mummy said:

Aww, i don't know either but it's cute and that's all that matters.


036892 No.6621

>>6618

maybe she didnt want to be associated with bullying the bullies tbh


1e6f23 No.6622

>>6619

>Yeah please tell me, mummy

She has here lamb, in case you miss it >>6620


0b2791 No.6623

>>6620

True

>>6617

Just to clarify could have had a lot of girlfriends and I'm only choosing not to get married yet tbh


1e41be No.6624

>>6616

It's really simple, I'm a massive sperg and have only ever been with one girl but I guess I got lucky because we've been together for nearly a decade now tbh


66d8c1 No.6625

>>6622

I didn't miss it, lad, but have another (You).


03d79d No.6626

>>6599

OK I actually quite like this

>>6618

Don't worry about it tbh lad, it's all something to laugh about


fcfb38 No.6627

>>6623

big player over here


74c793 No.6628

>>6624

Tactical land grab. Good man. Best of luck for the future and all that.


b720f6 No.6629

File: d2a2c78dfc20772⋯.jpg (297.27 KB, 670x720, 67:72, concerned.jpg)

>>6623

Does that mean you're unavailable lad?


2fb68f No.6630

File: 47a25c89c29d701⋯.png (370.57 KB, 639x598, 639:598, eren cry.png)

>>6623

>>6625

I can't take the pressure of two (you)s at once lad…

gonna go back to interrupting you lot with mindless shit


990a6a No.6631

>>6630

>gonna go back to interrupting you lot with mindless shit

why lad?


8134aa No.6632

File: f5b70c55b5256a3⋯.png (498.21 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1478728260014.png)

>>6629

I… don't know

>>6624

Damn, that's nice, lad


5454ca No.6633

Women have ruined everything tbh


cce26d No.6634

File: 9693f417a143730⋯.png (98.46 KB, 236x301, 236:301, chibi cute eren.png)

>>6631

gonna stick to what i know lad


700cf8 No.6635

>>6624

you have won tbh


7b6b54 No.6637

>>6633

Driving, certainly tbh. All women are shit drivers.


2554f4 No.6638

>>6630

I don't understand you, lad. Some of the /newbritpolitics/ posters are so peculiar. You operate on another level


2a3839 No.6639

File: 4450f1452752c42⋯.png (252.46 KB, 500x700, 5:7, DRVID.png)

>>6633

Checked


99874f No.6640

File: a1255e28d206ad4⋯.jpg (79.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, armin.jpg)

>>6636


e1cb4c No.6641

File: 6a340f3b285e948⋯.png (84.51 KB, 259x311, 259:311, nigel subtly gives you the….png)

>>6624

good for you m8 Im happy for you


2ce0cd No.6642

>>6636

Lad... just cry on my shoulder if you have to. Crying and physical contact with a man is no homo


8014ec No.6643

>>6636

im sure she didnt mean it...


3961f9 No.6644

File: b94b90ffcd03489⋯.jpg (7.15 KB, 232x217, 232:217, mypigeonslave.jpg)


7710fa No.6645

File: e5745d72821164f⋯.jpg (16.59 KB, 328x392, 41:49, his smile and communism.jpg)

>feeling like a cup of tea

>no milk until tomorrow's delivery

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ffb557 No.6646

File: 6d84699910ae643⋯.png (767.52 KB, 650x799, 650:799, a cute.png)

>>6638

It's okay lad <3

I want to go on a walk with just my blonde friend when we were little again, and we would talk about games and cats and sweet things. Then play Oblivion on his laptop, those are such fond memories.


70ed61 No.6647

>>6645

Water down some butter lad.


c1a496 No.6648

>>6639

Kek, bit of a creepy coincidence, I posted that just after looking for material on ancient British mysticism (DRVIDS) and it's all been hijacked and ruined by feminist wank.


da1436 No.6649

>>6648

No coincedence lad. The BASED AMCESTRAL Druids of Albion operate through repeating post numbers.


ff62a3 No.6650

File: b60d34f1ad5666c⋯.png (148.03 KB, 342x509, 342:509, druidic as fuck tbh.png)

>>6648

Sounds portentous tbh lad.


44c8e7 No.6651

File: f3936cb10690e7e⋯.jpg (797.74 KB, 2560x1700, 128:85, wolf-wolves-32863739-2560-….jpg)

>>6645

DRINK IT BLACK


5f2aa1 No.6652

File: ada82cb68696328⋯.png (278.17 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, jack scream.png)

>>6646

We all want to go back back back

back to the past past past

tbh tbh tbh


24c474 No.6653

>>6652

>>6646

Give me the fucking 90s back NOW.


269de3 No.6655

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6652

Evening laddos.

Who Here /livinginthepast/


340ece No.6656

>>6545

>borderline

Lad I just likecute lambs please don't lie.

In actuality, 100% of this is accurate apart from Cyndi. The song is my fourth favourite.


fa4904 No.6657

File: cfcd16dec39610d⋯.jpg (60.28 KB, 419x595, 419:595, eren and armin.jpg)

>>6652

True

>>6653

You mean the late 00's?


a2bbce No.6658

>>6655

Im barely living at all lad.


98d4b7 No.6659

>>6657

What are you, 15?


19105e No.6660

File: 28be88548e2e9d1⋯.png (6.28 KB, 311x76, 311:76, vev.png)

File: 521d1c11c9d80a7⋯.png (22.36 KB, 490x588, 5:6, f5b.png)


2a9423 No.6661

>>6656

That lack of a space between like and cute is genuinely bothering me.


93534e No.6662

File: c81be734007ba9f⋯.png (736.13 KB, 1050x870, 35:29, disgusted christ tan.png)


09524c No.6663

>>6660

Fuck


f44cf7 No.6664


98c2ce No.6665

File: 4f37cb158060eb3⋯.jpg (34.14 KB, 460x276, 5:3, bouncy-stonehenge-glasgow-….jpg)

Blowup Henge Get


2e3c2e No.6666


c14ae8 No.6667

File: d9a3bae3a4bee19⋯.png (227.17 KB, 499x499, 1:1, hertspepe.png)

File: 701fcb633bc3416⋯.png (359.34 KB, 834x545, 834:545, cute9.png)

For Herts, Frances and the lass


307e65 No.6668

File: 57672159dc2ecb8⋯.jpg (7.29 KB, 150x180, 5:6, _1101147_blair150.jpg)

File: cf95bdf38c7ddcc⋯.jpg (19 KB, 98x152, 49:76, _42765977_blairbig3_406-1.jpg)

For him lads


48a0e1 No.6669

h


0527e0 No.6670

how can someone like my profile without even visiting it wtf


c8c8d4 No.6671

>>6666

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


a3caa2 No.6672

>>6666

NOOOOOOOOOOO


6fa3b5 No.6673

>>6666

Based.


d8767e No.6674

>>6666

thats gotta be the worst quads ever smh


1355c9 No.6675


7b88d0 No.6676

File: 7d183913173f305⋯.jpg (133.65 KB, 310x270, 31:27, Babe_310x270.jpg)


cb1688 No.6677

>>6666

>he gets the satan get

it fits


96bbaf No.6678

File: 9c7512a1fe6f037⋯.png (871.36 KB, 734x718, 367:359, Dog lamb.png)


bf8d3c No.6679

File: d6e94964c971c5c⋯.jpg (394.28 KB, 1024x749, 1024:749, mfw just want to play texa….jpg)

>>6668

I love him, lads


629a26 No.6680

>>6671

>>6672

>>6674

>>6677

Oh come off it. You know you love me.

<3

>>6673

You know it!


2b2ed1 No.6681

File: 7c7795588fb7a3d⋯.jpeg (122.86 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, betray this.jpeg)

I banned Barbosa for a billion years tbh


53eff2 No.6682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c4ea27 No.6683

File: 1801d874c00969f⋯.jpg (14.54 KB, 600x439, 600:439, cat_hair_cut_5.jpg)


f7f27e No.6684

>>6680

lad i love you like a beaten wife loves her husband

>>6681

good lad


c283d7 No.6685

>>6681

Good lad.


e9fb41 No.6686

File: 34d6c2155850a77⋯.jpg (18.44 KB, 300x180, 5:3, honey what the fuck did yo….jpg)

>>6679

me too

>>6680

Actually lad I quite loathe you


3112ea No.6687

File: 33d76854600df44⋯.jpg (55.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, we know that feel.jpg)

>>6648

>looking for material on ancient British mysticism

>it's all been hijacked and ruined by feminist wank

Yeah it's better not to look, really. It's all Jews and hippies. These days I'd be more interested in a reconstructed British Christian church.


0544a1 No.6688

File: 36f642b6c371acb⋯.png (230.37 KB, 529x489, 529:489, ahhhhhhhhhh.png)

>>6681

[Good Boy Points 80/20] Please unban him! <3 ;-;


bb2ee0 No.6689

>>6688

sneklad you really need to integrate better


149537 No.6690

File: ac7fe1a74b8bd03⋯.png (65.25 KB, 1200x857, 1200:857, Logo_of_the_Church_of_Engl….png)

File: a4e848ed41189c2⋯.png (7.25 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1442032547714.png)

>>6687

>that fucking logo


d85eb7 No.6691

>>6686

>tfw I can't post Tones anymore because I'm no longer a based centrist

>>6688

Nah tbh


8f818f No.6692

File: 9897f8c5c2f44a2⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 421x421, 1:1, 1460375169278.jpg)

>>6690

THAT'S NOT A BRITISH CHURCH LAD THAT'S A CATHOLIC BREAKAWAY


b10558 No.6693

>>6691

>because I'm no longer a based centrist

Good lad.


c6fc12 No.6694

>>6690

>>6687

May I direct your attentions to the B.O.N.D aka the Brotherhood Of Nationalist Druids?


8058de No.6695

>tfw want to get banned and persecuted by /brit/

who /Jewish/ here?


fe2085 No.6696

File: c8b21d309540132⋯.jpg (100.49 KB, 406x640, 203:320, UKIPpepe.jpg)

>mixing the temporal with the spiritual


5c7fd6 No.6697

Who wants to bake the next bread?


3a322d No.6698

File: bcd1a74ada0f24a⋯.jpg (11.64 KB, 196x110, 98:55, fffffugfh.jpg)

>>6695

Me too tbh, lad.


bec111 No.6699

>>6695

They're the Jews, lad.


ce0bff No.6700

>>6697

Whomever gets the 7007 get.


ff2cce No.6701

>tfw had my hand down mes pantalons without realising

>now have painfull blue balss


257a27 No.6702

>>6689

I'm trying as hard as i can to retain my old culture!

>>6691

please, i passed the check, i'd been saving up my points for months…

;-;


90e476 No.6703

File: d3c2e113e65653f⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 253x420, 253:420, bruh.jpg)

>>6695

There's still a few good lads there. Don't turn your back on them.


29ecf8 No.6704

>>6702

embrace cultural marxism lad. Its okay.


900cb2 No.6705

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706648.png)

>ywn be a ample-breasted lass and stream yourself playing games for billions


23f832 No.6706

>>6701

It's a sickness.


815cf1 No.6707

>>6700

But we'll run out of posts…

>>6702

You don't have anywhere near enough points to save Barbosa.


6f1f21 No.6708

File: d66285c1698e693⋯.png (80.59 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newbrit banner.png)

<3


90facb No.6709

>>6694

You can try.


2c443c No.6710

>>6707

mfw people had to do maths at 10:30pm


604a5e No.6711

>>6695

/politics/ lad know this feel lamb

>brit/pol/ bans us

>/brit/ bans us

>/politics/ bans us

Starting to sumpathise with the jews now tbh


d7e34a No.6712

>>6708

>he tries to be a memi


08325c No.6713

File: 364a13a841a4db3⋯.png (36.24 KB, 535x323, 535:323, maiyuishada.png)


038cb8 No.6714

>>6706

I imagine nofap is what lambs who try to give up drugs feel like


1b9dc1 No.6715

>>6709

Basically there arent many of us. Wanna join?


769e62 No.6716

File: 781f557f09da513⋯.jpg (37.25 KB, 471x414, 157:138, prepare to be bullied.jpg)

>>6705

>ample-breasted

Opening yourself up to bullying, lad


d4187c No.6717

>>6714

Nah you dont need other drugs to prevent you from dying with nofap.


f9b11c No.6718

Making a new thread, hope I post it in time


6aad50 No.6719

>>6705

iktf kind of.

>ywn make $1500 a night 5 nights a week.

>ywn buy a house in cash after a few short years working

>ywn get people sending you $3000 laptops for your Birthday even though you already have one so sell if for 2k at CEX and just throw the money on the side when you get in.


0113a4 No.6720

>>6717

i do

*sniffs ground up chinese people


3674e6 No.6721

>>6715

Is it just you?


407d21 No.6722

*waves at the Chinese*


fbe2c7 No.6723

>>6711

>tfw the Jews were innocent

smh


518afe No.6724

File: 1a84c34885ad8d1⋯.jpg (273.04 KB, 870x634, 435:317, derp.jpg)

>>6705

Aaaaaand the board creates yet another trap.


3d3391 No.6725

File: 676ebabb6d6627a⋯.png (11.99 KB, 300x250, 6:5, crying anime.png)


1f58ba No.6726

>>6721

No Yes Druid/pol/ are members too.


ec7027 No.6727

>>6716

Why, lad?


11afd1 No.6728

>>6724

Wew, lass. I said ywn(ever). Don't worry


91540a No.6729

>All these smug leftists in the Netherlands

Would love it if the people at the exit polls werelying and PVV won a majority kek


a4a99c No.6730

File: 0a2decb864dd2e3⋯.jpg (114.28 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, 0a2decb864dd2e39d9c2e4004c….jpg)

I'm a BIG MASCULINE MAN


c9c20f No.6731

>>6720

Interesting… *googles 'ground up chinese people addiction remedy* HEY YOUR A RUSE MAN


347791 No.6733

>>6729

Could the Dutch become the new Aussies in one glorious move?


b245c1 No.6734


6b20ec No.6736

>>6730

Merlin's Beard!

>>6731

*poos*

>>6733

It would be funny tbh, will find out with the actual count but i won't get my hopes up smh




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