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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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ee1cd9 No.414769 [View All]

Sloth is a virtue tbh

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1b7715 No.415449

>>415447

He just trusts the bodycounts his ladyboys give him

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b2b77d No.415450

>>415442

>the polygraph wasn't actually used

>when they get hooked up to a polygraph

hmmst

nice citations btw

>>415444

suits you to the bone then

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3908e8 No.415451

>>415443

Mutual disarmament perhaps

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93cd16 No.415452

>>415435

I'm not the one with the power to mod or demod him lad, I'm just stating facts

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9c07c5 No.415453

File: 240b0a318739f43⋯.mp4 (5.37 MB,480x360,4:3,status quo of white women.mp4)

File: 8102a02c6e7e0ab⋯.webm (2.23 MB,640x756,160:189,thot reflex.webm)

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>>415436

>my DAD goes to your site and he saw my boobs THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME!!

>He said they are only for him to see and for my future husband

>So can you please take the pics down.

>I will do anything…

>I will send you pictures of me fucking fruit

the absolute state of white women

>>415443

Panzie is a mod, that was like that last thing I did before I handed over BO

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b11a6b No.415454

>>415450

>>the polygraph wasn't actually used

>>when they get hooked up to a polygraph

>hmmst

genuinly struggling to explain this in a more simple way, the polygraph is a binary system it was used so women would think they would get caught out in a lie so they had to say their actual body count and it was double when they said it was earlier, fucking retard

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3908e8 No.415455

>>415452

You're not though, he literally did nothing wrong - joke banning someone who asked for it is something the other mods have all done at one point or another. Post content isn't something to be getting in a tizzy over.

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b11a6b No.415456

>>415455

>he literally did nothing wrong

stop sucking his cock

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7f658e No.415457

File: 500ec0e3eb9e1e8⋯.jpg (182.85 KB,512x500,128:125,__jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

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b2b77d No.415458

can madlad have a timeout? he comprises almost 1/10 posts and they're all just random aggro and nonsense

>>415454

this post is fucking gibberish

>the polygraph is a binary system

what do you think this means?

still, great citations though lad

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7a6a07 No.415460

madlad isnt a real person

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d84261 No.415461

The fact you didn't even message me before you demodded me is the biggest reason I'm pissed off. I don't even care that you demodded me, it's just the way you did it that pisses me off. We could have talked about it, "negotiated", simply said "don't threaten to ban people". That's it. Not only that but the only ban I gave out during my modship was a joke 10 minute ban on somebody who was asking for it.

There was no mention of a "trial run" when you modded me.

You also made no mention of specifics when you said "I'll have to demod you if you go too far smh ;p ", and that didn't come across as a warning, it came across more of a jokey semi-serious post.

Not buying into your whole being nice thing.

Stop sending me retarded heart emojis on disc0rd now that you've done what you've done

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9c07c5 No.415462

>>415455

it wasn't the 10 minute joke ban that got him removed, it was him showing that he doesn't have the temperament to be a mod by threatening to ban people every 5 minutes

why do you care so much?

>>415461

he said 'don't abuse powers'

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1b7715 No.415463

>>415458

>can madlad have a timeout? he comprises almost 1/10 posts and they're all just random aggro and nonsense

Would, but westie would unban him and demod me and I also don't want him to think that he's actually getting to me, because that would imply I that I don't trust my lass.

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9c07c5 No.415464

madlad is a big brained good lad, he just needs to get a damn flag and/or a trip

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9bef04 No.415465

wow this is a really big deal

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b2b77d No.415466

>>415460

whoever he is, he's the poster equivalent of a fly-tipper

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b11a6b No.415467

>>415458

this is just ridiculous tbh you are deliberately pretending not to understand my points

>he comprises almost 1/10 posts and they're all just random aggro and nonsense

I only have 2 more posts than you and dorshit and wessex have more than me, once again proving the rootless Bongo Bongo Land cabal that conspires to control this board, disgraceful

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b2b77d No.415468

>>415467

Lad your post made quite literally 0 sense and you still haven't cited this bullshit >muhstudy

>Bongo Bongo Land

except I've never been on Bongo Bongo Land or had any contact with anyone here outside of this board or /brit/

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b2b77d No.415469

oh except Rabbit chat

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b11a6b No.415470

>>415468

>Lad your post made quite literally 0 sense

maybe you just didn't understand it you retard

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5b4301 No.415471

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>>415461

>The fact you didn't even message me before you demodded me is the biggest reason I'm pissed off.

I didn't know you would be so triggered over being a jannie on an internet forum, kek.

>There was no mention of a "trial run" when you modded me.

>You also made no mention of specifics when you said "I'll have to demod you if you go too far smh ;p ", and that didn't come across as a warning, it came across more of a jokey semi-serious post.

I thought you were joking too since you joked about your 'reign of terror' I didn't know you'd be so disheartened when I demodded you, especially since you didn't even want it a week ago.

>Stop sending me retarded heart emojis on disc0rd now that you've done what you've done

Don't bully my emojis keek

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5b4301 No.415472

>Dorset is fine to post as anon

>Give him a chance as mod when nobody else is pushing it off my own back

>Instead of being grateful for the chance he is simply bitter when I retract his privileges

I feel hurt by this lad.

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b2b77d No.415473

>>415470

>polygraph is a binary system

Go on then, explain what you mean by this.

Still waiting on that citation.

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b11a6b No.415474

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>>415471

absolutely based westie

>dorshit wants to "do it for free"

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d84261 No.415475

Not buying into your lies. Bye

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3908e8 No.415476

>>415471

>>415472

Are you negotiating behind the scenes lad? This just looks like passive aggressive avoidance/justification tbh

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b11a6b No.415477

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b11a6b No.415478

>>415475

>Bye

see you tomorrow

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b11a6b No.415479

>>415476

fuck off to Bongo Bongo Land with your boyfriend

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5b4301 No.415480

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>>415475

Well it seems like you were talking shit when you said you didn't want to be one, lad, considering you're this petty and bitter over something being taken away that you knew I could take away, and that I mentioned I would if you went too far for me. It's not my fault you took it as a joke.

>>415476

Nah, Dorset won't talk to me.

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5a83b8 No.415481

File: 590816b5dd21ccc⋯.jpg (163.21 KB,442x502,221:251,screenshot.199001114.jpg)

Be honest with me. Do I pass?

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b11a6b No.415482

>>415481

dilate more sweetie

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5a83b8 No.415483

File: 492c6b2e2cea919⋯.jpg (316.34 KB,847x750,847:750,screenshot.199000628.jpg)

>>415482

What about from this angle?

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b2b77d No.415484

>still can't explain it because he knows it's gibberish

>it took him this long to find a link

lmao

>16 years ago a tiny sample of 200 people did a bullshit test

KEEEEEEEK and this is the shit that fuels his incel rage

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5a83b8 No.415485

File: 173cebab58c7478⋯.jpg (159.65 KB,772x678,386:339,screenshot.1.jpg)

How do you go from this…

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3908e8 No.415486

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>>415480

You've not been talking to him here either lad, you've been talking at him. Please understand that he has reason to be angry and that your action didn't need to happen, it was needless and upset things again smh. If he wants to mod, let him mod and if he abuses it and actually follows through on a threat take it off, same as for the other mods.

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b2b77d No.415487

>it wasn't even the full 200 it was an unspecified number in the "third group"

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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5a83b8 No.415488

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>>415485

…to this?

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b2b77d No.415489

File: e97dae323c07041⋯.png (817.29 KB,1000x500,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>415488

>>415485

pffft you call that physical decline?

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1b7715 No.415490

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ed49fe No.415491

>>415489

>decline

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b11a6b No.415492

>>415484

yeah I'm done tbh I post evidence and you refuse to accept it

https://www.pri.org/stories/2013-05-30/women-underestimate-sexual-partners-while-men-exaggerate-says-study

fucking pathetic

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9c07c5 No.415493

gonna need some fresh bread boyos, I hereby call our blessed threadsluts into action

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5a83b8 No.415494

>>415490

metaljesusrocks

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1b7715 No.415496

He's not trying to be a tranny at least

He just should have mewed when he was younger

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7a6a07 No.415497

File: 8e03455a3a7272b⋯.jpg (65.38 KB,640x640,1:1,11267048_1437952283177461_….jpg)

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93cd16 No.415499

>>415496

who are you talking about? the correct term is mewling ffs

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5b4301 No.415500

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6f3806 No.415501

File: 405a4bfd9723949⋯.gif (20.55 KB,210x267,70:89,binsexcitedsmall.gif)

>>415491

B is here!

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