▶ 80f330 (1) No.20793>>20796
First for mummy's little rat
▶ 990e4e (1) No.20795>>20797 >>20802
Anprim lad do the newbies here know about your radio thing or should I keep fairly vague about it?
Also…
PLAY PINBALL WIZARD YOU POSH BASTARD
▶ 2845c0 (1) No.20796>>20799
>>20793
shit my anticipation was wrong!
▶ f9377d (1) No.20797>>20801
>>20795
Lad, he's been posting about it here smh.
▶ cfade9 (1) No.20799
▶ 89c61d (1) No.20801
>>20797
Fair enough. I thought you were gonna be a northerner or something, lad. You're a posh Surrey bastard like me then.
▶ 087c4a (1) No.20802>>20803
>>20795
he posted the link here lol what do you mean
▶ 5609de (1) No.20803
>>20802
Not paying attention at all. Sorry!
▶ 459436 (1) No.20804
feeling feeling feeling feeling feeling feeling
▶ 34dcbd (1) No.20805
▶ 4a137e (1) No.20807>>20824
>>20806
Do you have any cool potions, lass?
▶ 3ab461 (1) No.20815>>20817
>>20813
The trap has sprung
*bans you*
▶ 6440ae (1) No.20818>>20821
That feel when dynamic IP.
▶ eea9d0 (1) No.20821>>20825
>>20818
>tfw static IP
it's a curse. Don't worry, lamb, I was just being cheeky tbh
▶ 55a296 (1) No.20824>>20825 >>20826
lol took me ages to figure out how bauhaus was pronounced
>>20807
yeah sure lad. this one gives you unlimited energy!
>>20811
but I thought great britain flag was bertie, are you twins?
▶ 01ba76 (1) No.20825>>20833 >>20845 >>20918
>>20821
Thanks lad. I've given up all hope on /nbp/ honestly. All of the shit posters seem to have gone from here though.
>>20824
HE IS A DECEIVER WITH NO HONOUR!
I AM ALBERTO, SON OF BARBOSA.
.
▶ 70764f (1) No.20826>>20828 >>20829 >>20845
>>20824
Give it to Jeb, lass
>>20820
Pembs
>>20822
w-what
▶ 476475 (1) No.20829>>20834 >>20838
>>20826
How tall are all of you? I'm about 5'9 I think. Not too sure.
▶ 091363 (1) No.20831>>20835
>>20828
Jesus Christ lad hahaha. It's good.
▶ 9a81ae (1) No.20833>>20839
>>20825
>tfw I'll never understand /politics/ lore and will just have to pretend I do
▶ 59458e (1) No.20834>>20839
>>20829
if that's so then i'm 5'8" lad
▶ b6e9dc (1) No.20835>>20839
▶ 2d08b7 (1) No.20837
Just actually stop bringing it up all of the time tbh.
▶ fbd6e2 (1) No.20838>>20839 >>20841
>>20829
5'10. I think most common height here is 5'7
>>20828
Just the right amount of autism
▶ 9dd2f1 (1) No.20839>>20841
>>20833
It's all but eroded from history, except in the memory of a few posters.
>>20834
Of course… :^)
>>20835
/cutelamb/
>>20838
As long as you're 5'6 or above you should be fine in normal society really.
▶ 27a5d5 (1) No.20841>>20842
>>20838
Tru lad
>>20839
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop it
▶ b745ea (1) No.20842>>20843
>>20841
Lad it just means I can pick you up and throw you around easier :^)
▶ dc1cb3 (1) No.20843
▶ 6236ce (1) No.20844>>20846 >>20847
I don't know what's going on, but I think I like it
▶ f9f196 (1) No.20845>>20848 >>20852
>>20825
my word!
>>20826
>Pembs
reeeeeeee why do you put me down
▶ ab76c4 (1) No.20846
▶ 2832f2 (1) No.20848>>20854
>>20845
It's alright lad smh at bullies tbh
▶ 183312 (1) No.20851>>20853
>>20850
stop going on about it lad
▶ 349084 (1) No.20852>>20853 >>20854
>>20845
>reeeeeeee why do you put me down
It's """""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""", lad. You know I love you in a no homo way
▶ f79e0f (1) No.20854>>20857
I love this song lads based donnie darko
>>20848
SHORT PERSON PRIDE ahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
>>20852
y-you too no homo
▶ b86f7f (1) No.20860>>20864 >>20865
god, men are very boring online, stop telling me Hail Herts, you've told me 3 times all ready reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 22d546 (1) No.20864
▶ cb4b45 (1) No.20865>>20867
>>20860
Are you pretending to be an imperium lass?
▶ 23b8cc (1) No.20866
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HOW TO TRAIN TWO DOGS AT THE SAME TIME
▶ 2d3cd4 (1) No.20867>>20868 >>20869
>>20865
YES, ITS FUN TBH.
An Italian man has already asked me to go on a date with him.
▶ 46414c (1) No.20868>>20876
▶ 69aa99 (1) No.20869>>20876
>>20867
why would you do this I don't get it ahhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ c7d4ce (1) No.20870
▶ 1a0746 (1) No.20872>>20873 >>20875 >>20878
How does one find random females to speak to online lambs?
▶ c8ad86 (1) No.20873>>20882
▶ da2e0f (1) No.20875>>20882
>>20872
Not sure lad… go to places and… i don't know
▶ 1de725 (1) No.20876
>>20869
Curiosity
>>20868
only thing is I don't understand some of the tagalog that is being sent to me.
The site is supposably strictly english but if I start demanding just english, maybe I'll piss the filipino men off.
▶ 93bbe1 (1) No.20878
▶ 31f877 (1) No.20879
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>the nips jumped on the miscegenation train
>tfw no brown absfu
▶ 6a6346 (1) No.20882>>20885
>>20875
Meeting girls is so hard when you're 23 smh
>>20873
I always end up calling people niggers smh
▶ 15b3bb (1) No.20883
revengee of the silver penis
▶ 7a251a (1) No.20885
>>20882
>I always end up calling people niggers smh
Hahahah
▶ 06828d (1) No.20887
>>20886
it's nice to have a mayor that looks out for the british people tbh
▶ dce16e (1) No.20888>>20891 >>20894
>>20763
>women usually get the shorter end of this stick because these cultural messages often call for them to put others’ needs before their own
Why did I even click on this link?
▶ 827083 (1) No.20891>>20896
>>20888
I don't know. I just felt like I had to have it in the post so people could tell it was real. wew
▶ 20a8fe (1) No.20892
▶ 60f555 (1) No.20894
>>20888
It's not even true. Whenever I have sex i try two at least make the lass cum two to three times before I do so myself smh
Fucking mongs making shit up to satisfy their dogshite
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
▶ 68ff91 (1) No.20895
oh the radio is still going? I thought it was just one hour
▶ fba5a3 (1) No.20896
>>20891
Oh I knew it would be real because it was on the BBC website a couple of weeks back. Now I can accept that maybe it's an empirical measurement but it really rustles my jimmies to see a weird political spin put on something that clearly contradicts reality.
▶ 5034ed (1) No.20898
NO!
NOT THE RED EYES BLACK DRAGIN!
▶ 347d93 (1) No.20900
▶ 9e138a (1) No.20901
▶ 74a9b9 (1) No.20902>>20913
punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch
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▶ c66811 (1) No.20908
▶ 3b2202 (1) No.20912>>20914 >>20917
I was in the other thread for ages.
▶ b36b6b (1) No.20913
>>20902
farts uh oh….STINKY!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
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! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP
▶ 6762c9 (1) No.20914
>>20912
smh I thought it was quiet
▶ e776c5 (1) No.20916
>>20907
try to burn off the calories with walkies or something lad
▶ 5b5a8f (1) No.20917
>>20912
Sorry, lass. I did link it though.
▶ a815b4 (1) No.20918
>>20825
>All of the shit posters seem to have gone from here though.
All the people who posted on /nbp/ are here. You are full of shit.
You banned them for your own amusement and now you've come here because your board is dead. You'll try to get mod powers sooner or later and do it all again. You've probably already made a board ready for us to move on to next time something happens that could cause a split.
▶ 3a7a8f (1) No.20920>>20921
>>20919
The bullies can't hurt you here, lad
▶ d2eddc (1) No.20921>>20922 >>20924
>>20920
yes they can theyre literally in the thread at least two of them are
i expect the rest to follow soon if they arent already here
▶ c4bd58 (1) No.20922>>20926
>>20921
Who are these bullies you speak of
▶ 42db95 (1) No.20923
Let a song with a swear play on radio tho ;-;
▶ 420bf7 (1) No.20924>>20926
>>20921
smh the mods have failed you, lad
▶ 910474 (1) No.20925
lads if we strapped some lights to someone and tied them to a tree, would moths kill them overnight?
▶ 952031 (1) No.20926>>20928 >>20929
>>20922
why do i have to explain things over and over and no one remembers any of it ever except me
why cant people listen and understand what i say
>>20924
herts was absolutely adamant that fourp eople in particular should be banned and will never be unbanned
he was very clear on this and you let one of them post here openly? you failed your duty
herts will see when he gets online
▶ 5d68be (1) No.20927>>20928
22st herts will be mad at you
▶ 8fd096 (1) No.20928
>>20926
>>20927
reeee please don't tell
▶ fd81ad (1) No.20929>>20932
>>20926
nice divide and conquer lad
▶ 7a4de8 (1) No.20930
▶ de3db0 (1) No.20931
i dont want to be a bad boy but theyre going to make me a bad boy and ill have to do it
▶ f729da (1) No.20932>>20935
>>20929
but herts was very clear on this
▶ 80030c (1) No.20933>>20937
22ST WHY WON'T YOU PROTECT ME?!
▶ e088d3 (1) No.20934>>20936
I thought Alberto hated this board.
▶ 9c38fd (1) No.20935>>20936
>>20932
he's not doing anything wrong and I thought after all this time we could let it go, but you're right he did say that. I'll ban him if he keeps posting then for fucks sake
▶ ae47e3 (1) No.20936
>>20934
hell worm his way to mod powers and ban ppl or wait for something to happen then say "look guys i made a board come with me!" and then itll start again he always did this
>>20935
thanks true friend
rules are rules and herts was very clear on this rule
▶ 82d333 (1) No.20937>>20938 >>20940
>>20933
Nobody's attacking you right now, lad. I can't protect you from the bullies in your mind smh
▶ 176ce4 (1) No.20938>>20941
>>20937
they are tricksy and false and are only trying to gain your trust to turn you against me
▶ 0293ec (1) No.20939
another of my bullies is here but herts hasnt said he should be banned so im not pressing the issue or trying to get him banned or anything or even being mean to him
do not say i am not merciful
▶ 162782 (1) No.20940>>20942
>>20937
Lad, is it really Alberto?
▶ 8a0a76 (1) No.20942>>20944
▶ a31eed (1) No.20943>>20946 >>20947
▶ 517d41 (1) No.20944>>20948
>>20942
Are you risking your adminship again?
▶ f7298f (1) No.20945
CIVIC Skellington Mans soft boycott of YouTube really seems to be taking off.
▶ 7b7cbb (1) No.20946>>20952
>>20943
top of the thread posting star trek
▶ 18dc39 (1) No.20947>>20952
▶ fa7c92 (1) No.20948>>20949
>>20944
No. I just banned him.
▶ b93497 (1) No.20949>>20950 >>20953
>>20948
Well at least Herts won't be angry. I wonder who waifuposter's other bullies are.
▶ ea98dc (1) No.20950>>20956
>>20949
How can you wonder? I went over it so many times. smh
▶ d11950 (1) No.20951
> new research in The Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology found that, out of more than 61,000 adults surveyed, those with the inflammatory skin condition eczema were 48% more likely to deal with high blood pressure, 35% more likely to have adult-onset diabetes, and 29% more likely to have high cholesterol (all risk factors for heart disease) than other adults, even after controlling for factors like exercise and drinking habits.
▶ 059a42 (1) No.20952
>>20946
>>20947
Oh right, should have realised it was him smh
▶ d2f64f (1) No.20953>>20956
I AM THE TYRANT NOW
>>20949
Don't you want me to ban him, lass? I didn't either, but like waifuposter says it is a rule and I don't want to lose my mod privileges smh.
▶ 893713 (1) No.20954>>20955 >>20957
We need to preserve a future for white children
>Get drunks
>Hangs out with trannies
>Has no kids
But she took a pic of herself standing in a wheat field once so thats ok I guess
▶ 2bd62f (1) No.20955
>>20954
>pic standing in a wheat field
▶ 3e07f3 (1) No.20956>>20960 >>20964
>>20950
Could you go over it again lad? I might remember it this time.
>>20953
I don't want you to get in trouble either.
▶ 3f5500 (1) No.20957>>20958
>>20954
>Get drunks
>Hangs out with trannies
>Has no kids
What about you lad?
▶ 35b816 (1) No.20958>>20967
>>20957
I am not involved in politics and am largely apathetic towards it.
I don't go around demanding people have more white babies or whatever, I simply am pointing out that her lifestyle doesn't correlate properly with her views. And what about me? However I am, it does not refute what I say about her.
▶ 154b78 (1) No.20959>>20961
▶ 6da4b5 (1) No.20960>>20962
>>20956
>I don't want you to get in trouble either.
>tfw always did naughty things but never got in trouble because of luck or because people believed whatever I said since I was always such a good boy
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you always believe him and not meeeee *runs off crying*
who /favouritegoodboyson/ here?
▶ eb876f (1) No.20961>>20962
>>20959
>(1)
Hail Herts, lad
▶ 8975f9 (1) No.20962>>20963 >>20964
>>20960
me lad
>>20961
i've had a really busy day lad leave it tbh. what the hell's happened here tbh
▶ bce9b1 (1) No.20963>>20964 >>20972
>>20962
>what the hell's happened here tbh
Nothing, lad
*deletes all controversial posts*
▶ f1920d (1) No.20964>>20972
>>20956
theyre all bullies and are mean to me bad things were said and done i did some wrong things but i didnt start the fire i only retaliated (not one of them will admit any fault in anything they insist i am 100% at fault) and i know barbosa banned you all for his own amusement hes done similar things before on here and in some guys stream he was a mod on and i guarantee if he is let in here he will wait for something that divides us then jump in with a new board he owns and get ppl to go there so he can do it all again
>>20962
barbosa started posting here
i reminded 22st of the rule laid down by herts that he must never be allowed in here and 22st did his duty and banned him
>>20963
do not be ashamed he deserved it and herts will be pleased with you tbh
▶ ed5600 (1) No.20965
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▶ 143943 (1) No.20966>>20973
*wanks of a manwith a nine inchdick*
▶ 647000 (1) No.20967>>20973
▶ 618d1f (1) No.20968
the ambience in the mortuary was stifling..
▶ 8e35d1 (1) No.20969>>20974
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*HOLDS NOSE*
what is league of legindz
▶ b0828d (1) No.20970
>tfw waifuposter controls a mod now
▶ 8720fb (1) No.20971>>20976
Look what I spotted on the way home today lol
▶ 83f52f (1) No.20972>>20977
>>20963
i will find out and then i'll tell herts on you:^)
>>20964
moral lad
▶ 2b9cd9 (1) No.20973
>>20966
>>20967
im always right
▶ 2384b4 (1) No.20974>>20975
>>20969
played that game for years and got to diamond 4 before I realised I wasted 3 years of my life and lost a lot of my friends playing it smh
▶ 8a607c (1) No.20975>>20979
>>20974
shame lad, i know somebody that plays it a lot tbh
▶ 13b208 (1) No.20976>>20978
>>20971
>name of road in the photo
>uses infomation to ddos you
▶ 42a881 (1) No.20977
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>>20972
>i will find out and then i'll tell herts on you:^)
▶ e359af (1) No.20978>>20980
>>20976
That's no where I live tho
▶ bda01e (1) No.20979
>>20975
pretty addictive tbh
▶ f5df23 (1) No.20980>>20982
>>20978
yeah you would say that nice broadcast btw lad
▶ 54db39 (1) No.20981>>20983 >>20984
tfw the men are being shy now, just message me and take the reins tbh
▶ d774a2 (1) No.20982
>>20980
That police woman stood for a good 5 minutes staring at real estate prices
▶ 11e0f9 (1) No.20983>>20989
▶ 3301db (1) No.20984>>20989
>>20981
Hail Herts lass, it's raining outside but I feel warm seeing you here. How is your day going? x
▶ 67ad77 (1) No.20985>>20986
Who /oinkswhentheylaugh/ here?
▶ c2f79a (1) No.20986>>20987
>>20985
oinks? record it, lad
▶ 91880b (1) No.20987>>20990
>>20986
Will do one day lass, right now my recorder is being a jews smh
Also,
>tf no Wednesday Addams GF
▶ 9ecc59 (1) No.20988>>20992 >>20993 >>21002 >>21007
what is anime that isnt shit? i like ghibli movies
i tried watching sword art online and it was boring
other than that i seen ninja scroll and one i think was called "vampire hunter d" years ago
and i saw monster musume which i liked
oh and umaru chan which i liked
i wasnt super into them or anything i just watched them casually over a couple weeks, sometimes not watching it for days, but it was a bit less boring way to spend twenty minutes instead of staring at the wall like usual
oh and i seen welcome to the nhk which i liked at the time but barely remember now
▶ 4e9a36 (1) No.20989>>20994
▶ 1498fd (1) No.20990
▶ 55e515 (1) No.20992>>20996
>>20988
Hunter X Hunter, lad
▶ b81e2f (1) No.20993>>20995 >>20996
>>20988
Akira, Lain, Fist of the North Star, Dear Brother, Giant Robo the Day the Earth Stood Still, Getter Robo Armageddon, Ashita No Joe, Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor, and some more.
▶ d6f031 (1) No.20994>>20997
>>20989
I SPHINX you might be Egyptian with those hieroglyphics lass. You're cute. Wanna go rollerblading some time?
▶ fdb2a5 (1) No.20995
>>20993
Kaiji is very exciting tbh.
▶ 1f19da (1) No.20996
>>20991
those look like japs to me tbh
>>20993
>>20992
ok ill write these down and look at them later>20991
▶ 7acf81 (1) No.20997>>20998
>>20994
😇
Yes, I love doing that actually.
▶ bbe037 (1) No.20998
>>20997
Meet me at Manchester Piccadilly on Saturday at 7 angel x
▶ 46f4c0 (1) No.21000
▶ 1a0653 (1) No.21001
Trips for dead niggers floating in a toilet
▶ b54561 (1) No.21002
>>20988
have you seen cowboy bebop? classic and pretty gud
boogiepop phantom is cool
▶ 69b866 (1) No.21003
▶ 046dc1 (1) No.21004>>21006
>>20999
this is bs, sure some women would sit next to me on empty buses in asia but its not really insta sex over there.
▶ 8f06ad (1) No.21005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wuiE9mW8c
it seems like hes joking and doing it all ironic
but it also seems real
▶ 5e8528 (1) No.21006>>21009
>>21004
>some women would sit next to me on empty buses in asia
that is a definite sign they liked you
any stories?
▶ 5eab64 (1) No.21007
>>20988
Spice and Wolf, Legend of the Galactic Heroes
▶ 3e5cae (1) No.21009>>21012
>>21006
I ignored them. I'm a moral lad and I had a window seat.
▶ 8a56a8 (1) No.21011>>21012
>>20999
>this entire channel
Is it satire?
▶ caa84e (1) No.21012>>21020
>>21009
WHAT!?
I thought you wanted to breed Asian women?
>>21011
impossiburu to tell
says he was raised by a white stepfather though idk maybe that fucked him up somehow lots of white men that go with asian women are more beta than average
▶ f65049 (1) No.21013
gonna buy some quack snake oil goats milk kefir to see if it saves me
▶ bf4a6d (1) No.21015>>21017 >>21036 >>21062 >>21099
>/politics/ is now below /islam/ /cuteboys/ /interracial/ /tulpa/ and about a hundred others at least
kuekuekue
▶ e222ca (1) No.21016
CAST US OUT AGAIN YOU TWATS
▶ a7b35c (1) No.21017>>21022
>>21015
;-; this is what they wanted, most of /politics/ is here now, but it's too fractured. Where's Welshlad?
▶ 4277c1 (1) No.21019>>21049 >>21054
No not the working class, the elites who tricked them and made them blind to how much the EU benefits us. I personally think that it is disgusting that elites have used the working class' naivety for their own gain at the risk of the working class suffering the most from 'brexit'
▶ ae4ce9 (1) No.21020>>21022
>>21012
I do but I'm fixated on one in particular. Also not sure I really care that much about breeding women anymore.
▶ 6f76b2 (1) No.21021>>21023
▶ 10184b (1) No.21022>>21028
>>21017
welshlad is here, that is why britposter is here. we have a few welshies so its hard to tell which one is are welshlad sometimes
>>21020
wow just wow tbh
▶ 077917 (1) No.21023
>>21021
this shit. my dads friend said it worked so https://www.chucklinggoat.co.uk/
▶ 55c85d (1) No.21024>>21025 >>21026
ive noticed many people who have taken up styxs offer of an alliance arent doing it properly
theyre joining the soft boycott of youtube but only doing one part of it
youre supposed to do a vdieo telling your subs about what youtube is doing and telling them to go sub these other channels who are in the alliance to support them
they do that
but then youre supposed to upload your vids to vidme to use that as well as youtube to shift over to it slowly to fuck youtube up and make them change, or you leave for good and use vidme
theyre not doing that
theyre just using styx to get more subs and views mostly
▶ c87dc2 (1) No.21025>>21029
>>21024
In the Alliance I think I only watch Varg tbh. Do you watch all of them or just watch the video of them and the Alliance?
▶ 86f6e3 (1) No.21026
>>21024
youtube has too big a monopoly tbh. I doubt this shit will work
▶ 20127d (1) No.21027>>21030
My first big black cock! (I own an inflatable that's nowhere near this size!) I won't lie, this scared me when I first saw it!
How on earth was I going to fit that in me?! Lube, foreplay and a bit of gradual stretching (using other inflatable dildo) was the answer!
I have to use two hands to steady it and I can (now after years of practice!) slide myself comfortably down. Not all the way!
It feels so solid and filling. I love having my clit licked with this monster up me. I cum so quickly! The loose feeling too once it's out and I lie there gaping!
A challenge I'm glad I took up! My partner loves watching me take large dildos and then feeling my looseness after!
▶ 1bddf0 (1) No.21028
>>21022
i also like the poster here aswell now tbh
▶ 169b5e (1) No.21029>>21030
>>21025
i think styx idea is to make videos saying who is on board then everyone go sub to those ppl even if they dont watch
not doing thast tbh but ill look threough his lists of ppl who are supporting it and see if any are interesting
▶ f51085 (1) No.21030>>21031
>>21027
Yes I am sure her partner loves that. WEW.
>>21029
Don't really want to sub to people I won't watch tbh
▶ 53514a (1) No.21031>>21034 >>21035
>>21030
Have had the BBC for a few months now so thought it best to leave a tried and tested review.
Firstly, the delivery service was excellent. From the time of order we could track it all the way to the door knocking. We had a few other items due to taking up on the offer of 3 for £75 plus this BBC and box was massive.
Unpacking was a buzz for us and the wife's eyes were on stalks when we pulled this monster cock out. It's a well shaped toy and really heavy to hold, this what makes it stand out as you know you're gonna have fun with it. There is a slight smell of the material but nothing to worry about. Make sure you get all horny and most of all make sure you get some good water-based lube because you will need it.
The wife loved it and we have had many a fun night with it. If you can get this all the way in then you got what it takes to be sponsored by Lovehoney. Really, it's huge but loads of fun watching and using this BBC in action. The wife loves it but not every night with this monster.
Think I've been won over lads I just crave the BBC now smh
▶ 8efc59 (1) No.21032
▶ 2d48fe (1) No.21033
Interpreters breaks silence on asylum seekers: - We hear the same stories again and again
>Danish interpreters are violating their secrecy to bring into the light, that refugees are making up fake stories about fleeing from non-existing wars, torture or persecutors.
>Some tell the truth, but I often experience that other constructs stories to get a residence permit. When you hear the same story over and over again, then you know that it simply can not be true what they say, says Madina Parmach.
source is in Danish:
http://nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2017-03-28-tolke-bryder-tavshed-om-asylansoegere-vi-hoerer-de-samme-historier-igen-og-igen
▶ 4a80b5 (1) No.21034>>21037
>>21031
As if sex wasn't shameful enough. What kind of husband would allow this smh
▶ c344e9 (1) No.21035>>21037
▶ 3b260d (1) No.21036>>21039
>>21015
Isn't /politics/ completely dead?
▶ ecd2dc (1) No.21037>>21040 >>21041 >>21042 >>21044
>>21034
>>21035
These are the kind of people to have accounts on a sex toy website so I doubt they're pretty normal tbh
One review for a 5.5 inch dildo was called small smh
▶ f1366e (1) No.21038>>21045
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WEW
Rachel Dolezal: VICE News Tonight on HBO (Full Segment)
▶ 8550a1 (1) No.21039
>>21036
I can't find it on the homeboard so quite possibly lass x
▶ e4710b (1) No.21040
▶ 7528f6 (1) No.21041
>>21037
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ c726c9 (1) No.21042
▶ 60ee3d (1) No.21043
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 12615b (1) No.21045>>21046 >>21050
>>21038
Oh God the hair on that nigger
▶ 53a4d7 (1) No.21048>>21059
>lambs who like getting pegged
No thankyou tbh
▶ 0d7b10 (1) No.21049>>21052
>>21019
>brexit is an elite conspiracy
>it's not the elites who stood to lose out
Stimulated my synapses
▶ 392fb9 (1) No.21050>>21051
>>21045
She's a proud transnigger, you shitlord.
▶ 8112d2 (1) No.21051>>21063
▶ 68c086 (1) No.21052
>>21049
He also calls the working class naive. Based communists tbh we should withdraw working man's suffrage tbf
▶ 1cfec4 (1) No.21053
You know who also likes imperium? Asian men (in the british sense), they are all over me currently.
▶ 107443 (1) No.21054
>>21019
the working class are so stupid lads unlike me a slightly richer person brainwashed in a marxist university
▶ a094d2 (1) No.21055
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cats can lift 22st, right?
▶ 7faee6 (1) No.21059
>>21048
Lambs that make you hmmmmmmm?
▶ fd751c (1) No.21060
>>21058
pjw is a stupid retard idiot head
▶ c340fc (1) No.21062
>>21015
Well, the board owner kicked /britpolitics/ out because he wanted the board to die as a politics board, not a lit britpolitics board.
▶ 4fc410 (1) No.21063
▶ 5161c2 (1) No.21064
>>21061
flat chest no boobs
▶ 75667b (1) No.21065>>21067
▶ dde437 (1) No.21066>>21069
>>21061
What is your ideal willy size lass?
▶ bf63a8 (1) No.21067
▶ cdae72 (1) No.21069>>21070
>>21066
>lass
you know that aint right, right lad?
▶ 0b2f0f (1) No.21070>>21072
>>21069
>being a boy means you're not a girl
smh
▶ 9e5e90 (1) No.21072>>21073
>>21068
im looking at it lad
>>21070
Ahh, good point lad
▶ 81b460 (1) No.21074>>21076
>>21068
good dogger *gives bone*
▶ 14b781 (1) No.21075
that girl best be at church next week smh
▶ 184f9b (1) No.21076>>21079
>>21074
thank you *drops bone and fucks off*
oh come back stupid dog
▶ e7a21e (1) No.21077
>tfw putting on long socks for fencing
smh I blame all you fags for this
▶ 92fe1f (1) No.21078>>21102
>Carrying on with our interracial fantasy where I want to see my wife blacked and she wants to be blacked, we bought these black condoms to go with our black wand, black vibrator and black suction base dildo.
>Using all of our toys and talking dirty really got her soaking and me rock hard, then sliding on one of these bad boys really set the scene, me watching a black cock pleasure my wife and her watching one sliding in and out of her, add the wand and total noisy thrashing around orgasm!
>As a couple who loves the interracial fantasy, these condoms were a major turn on, and fit very nicely. The condoms are yet to break on us yet, so seem very good quality.
>My girlfriend really enjoyed them and said it definitely spiced things up for her, definitely helped her a long quicker!
>Will definitely be buying again!
▶ 4cee02 (1) No.21079
>>21076
kek
my bone isn't good enough?!!
▶ e09377 (1) No.21083>>21086
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dad said we can go on another drive today
▶ 2e7767 (1) No.21084
all the welsh neets learning to be deliverymen :)
▶ 6af7e5 (1) No.21086>>21089
>>21083
>tfw not a doriftokingu
▶ 4ce9cb (1) No.21087>>21092
>>21058
>muh new punk rock
Punk rock was for cunts. Why do we even want a new punk rock?
▶ 66ecef (1) No.21088
▶ c42494 (1) No.21089
>>21086
OOOOOOOOO SUGOIIIIII
▶ 0b265c (1) No.21091>>21094
▶ 8ddb92 (1) No.21092>>21094
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>>21087
>Why do we even want a new punk rock?
So it can keep his new roit company.
>>21090
Aww lad, I'm sorry.
▶ ee5383 (1) No.21094>>21095 >>21098
>>21092
>Aww lad, I'm sorry.
But you did it again
>>21091
Do you have a waifu?
▶ 739803 (1) No.21095>>21100 >>21117
>>21094
I saw everyone reacting to that post and wanted some free (You)s. I honestly don't want nigger dildos lad.
▶ 98c12c (1) No.21096
I want to slap some pussy
▶ 5e4e25 (1) No.21097>>21101
fuck its almost 7 i said id turn the pcc off then
but the clocks went forward the other dayr ight? so i can wiat until 8pm since my body is on the ACTUAL time not thhis new government enforced time
▶ d25e37 (1) No.21098>>21117
>>21094
dunno lad finnish girl and an assortment of anime characters
▶ a01b6b (1) No.21099>>21104 >>21113 >>21121
>>21015
Mods didn't want me buying softserve ads on /cuteboys/ tbh. I mentioned it a bunch of times but they're closeted homosexuals tbh.
▶ 437ab7 (1) No.21100>>21112 >>21197
>>21095
That's not what Santa tells me you keep putting on your list
▶ 7751e9 (1) No.21101>>21105
>>21097
Lad, install f.lux on your desktop and Twilight if you have an android phone.
▶ 89f9df (1) No.21102>>21106 >>21112
>>21078
I don't get it. Why don't they just do it for real?
▶ c04e24 (1) No.21103
I think we have a
commie
spy lads
▶ 811631 (1) No.21104
▶ 16d674 (1) No.21105>>21109
>>21101
i have f.lux its not enough its still a bright light and it takes only a tiny amount of light to affect the sleep hormone production
▶ c32cd9 (1) No.21106
>>21102
Probablywant the danger of a big black stallion with the security of their engineer white husband and kids who don't look like literal shit lmao
▶ 0bb4d3 (1) No.21107>>21110 >>21111 >>21115 >>21166
Does anyone here actively try to convert a gf/wife/sister/friend to a BBC whore? I only ask because I've been subtly (and not so subtly) trying to get my sister interested in black dudes, and I wanted to know if anyone has any tips or tactics they used on someone that worked, or if anyone here is actually into the fetish enough to try something like this.
As it stands she's (to my knowledge) still a total virgin at 18, probably a kissless one, and not because she's ugly but because she's shy as fuck. She doesn't have much of a body but she's pretty enough that I'm sure if she tried to dance on a black guy he'd go with it, so I've been able to make a sort of inside joke with her that if she ever decides she wants to learn how to dance, that her first step is to go to a party/club and find the biggest, thuggiest, blackest dude there and ask him to teach her how to grind on a guy. The first time we actually had any talk like this was because she wanted to know how to dance for her first party-type dance (not a prom), but this particular dance was greasy as hell so I told her it's pretty much all grinding, and that her job is to get the guy as hard as possible and then keep grinding on it. Now it's more a joke where I offhandedly mention something sexual to her any time a black man is brought up in a conversation, or if my mother/her friend says a guy is cute and he's black, I'll say that he'd be too much for her and would shatter her pelvis before their 2nd date. She gets embarrassed but laughs almost every time, so I'm hoping that this'll subconsciously carry over to college where she really starts to get surrounded by the party atmosphere.
So, tl;dr does anyone have any tips to slowly get the idea of BBC into a girl's head?
▶ 0d4f0b (1) No.21109
going for a spin lads bye
>>21105
I turn brightness down every evening and turn it up at morning tbh
▶ 3bf26f (1) No.21110
>>21107
This is from reddit, right?
▶ 56df55 (1) No.21111>>21114
>>21107
I am working on it with a girl at the moment. Very subtly, just started playing more black music when we are in the car going somewhere, being polite to black men ("after you" if we are queuing up), and doing any subtle thing I can to imply black superiority. It might not work, she might go black anyway without the stimulus (fuck knows white girls are more and more) but I like to think I am doing my bit to promote BBC.
▶ a0f1bd (1) No.21112
>>21100
Don't lie about me lad, you haven't seen my christmas list.
>>21102
These are upper middle class huwhites who can't find any real niggers in their gated communities. But they'll probably take that step eventually and live to regret it.
▶ fba20a (1) No.21113>>21116 >>21118 >>21120 >>21121
>>21099
This is sad lad. I know cuteboys has like 20 regular anglo posters would be nice to have them here.
▶ 7ae064 (1) No.21114
▶ 5f2f08 (1) No.21115
>>21107
stop making me want to kill myself lad
▶ 5a0af2 (1) No.21116>>21119 >>21122
>>21113
>would be nice to have them here.
why?
▶ a158a7 (1) No.21117
>>21098
Oh right
>>21095
I understand. I knew it was coming
▶ fcdc5e (1) No.21118>>21121 >>21122 >>21123
>>21113
>(1)
>no post history
kek lad asking for it
▶ 450ac1 (1) No.21119
>>21116
Because he's one of them.
▶ 4dac99 (1) No.21120
>>21113
We don't want the native population to get displaced, lad.
▶ 057c0e (1) No.21121
>>21118
its suspicious
>>21099
this guy is a (2)
his first post is about /cuteboys/
>>21113
then this guy turns up with a (1) and also talks about wanting /cuteboys/ here
barbosa made a /politics/ thread on /cuteboys/ before. it is where he admitted he banned you all to crash the board for fun.
do either of them have post history? i advise you check it
▶ 54ce93 (1) No.21122>>21124 >>21125 >>21126 >>21128
>>21116
Bickers this place has like 5 traps, 6 homosexuals, and is generally a welcoming environment.
>>21118
>(2) now
▶ fe8fba (1) No.21123
▶ 41bdf5 (1) No.21124
>>21122
no it doesnt
there isnt a single trap here and no gay that i am aware of
BO also openly dissaproves of trannies
▶ cb8c17 (1) No.21125
>>21122
i am not gay i have a waifu
▶ 5372b4 (1) No.21126>>21127
>>21122
This is our community. We don't need 20 new people who have nothing to do with us.
▶ fb3272 (1) No.21127>>21130 >>21133 >>21134
>>21126
check their history. do they have any?
i am sure it is barbosa.
▶ 9bb626 (1) No.21128
▶ c78d87 (1) No.21129
laura got into brown university
▶ 31f7c1 (1) No.21130>>21132 >>21143
>>21127
they'll just vpn hop again tbh
▶ 2f55f1 (1) No.21131
i need a poopoo but ppl are home and im worried someone might need the bathroom while im in there pooing
▶ 7e5d66 (1) No.21132>>21135 >>21137
>>21130
why wont they just leave us be tbh
▶ d8ef88 (1) No.21133>>21136 >>21138 >>21140
>>21127
/cuteboys/ is a joke on multiple boards you autist
▶ 91127a (1) No.21134>>21136
▶ 66848e (1) No.21135
>>21132
They're saddo bullies who have nothing going on in their own board
▶ 34ccad (1) No.21136>>21142
>>21133
fuck off tbh
>>21134
ban him
▶ bb075d (1) No.21137>>21139 >>21143
>>21132
Because /brit/ just dropped below /argentina/.
▶ e43774 (1) No.21138
▶ c5a100 (1) No.21139
▶ e3d10a (1) No.21140>>21141 >>21143
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>>21133
>I banned a guy for a joke
Have I truly become a monster?
▶ 441e54 (1) No.21141>>21148
>>21140
I already banned him reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ e925a4 (1) No.21142>>21144
▶ e51d28 (1) No.21143>>21146 >>21149
>>21130
yes but if you ban consistently theyll realise its futile and eventually fuck off
i swear he will come here and try to get mod powers or wait for some kind of division then suggest everyone hop on to his new board he probably already has it waiting
picrelated is barbosa from yesterday, then today he comes here and tries post? hes a shit
>>21137
maybe its /brit/ idk
but wether its them or barbosa and his hangers on doesnt matter
point is we are triumphant and their boards are dead and we must now defend our borders
>>21140
no they deserved it
▶ 5b319b (1) No.21144
>>21142
good lad, you did litterally nothing wrong
▶ fb0d51 (1) No.21145>>21151 >>21165
keep praising me, worship your mod overlords
▶ ad14aa (1) No.21146>>21153
>>21143
he banned me for no reason on /newbritpolitics/ smh
▶ eb5487 (1) No.21148
>>21141
We both banned him, lad
▶ 8edb2b (1) No.21149>>21152 >>21153 >>21155
>>21143
Christ, you're paranoid.
▶ 778b89 (1) No.21150>>21155 >>21156
Also I'm a yank so fuck off with your /politics/ accusations.
▶ 1a3dab (1) No.21151>>21155
>>21145
You're such a good lad.
▶ a2ff2a (1) No.21153>>21154 >>21157
>>21146
he had a reason
he thought it would be funny
>>21149
but the stuff ive been paranoid about with relation to barbosa has all ended up being true for the most part
maybe you dont know but barbosa has done this shit before its nothing new
▶ 808daf (1) No.21154
>>21153
he's such a bully jew smh
▶ d7260c (1) No.21155
>>21151
Thanks, lass. You're a good lass and I'm not just saying that because I feel like I have to tbh
>>21149
>>21150
Don't worry, lad. We can see your post history, you seem to be one of the good lads.
▶ 8294b9 (1) No.21157>>21158 >>21159 >>21179
>>21153
Yes but your irrational paranoia is likely feeding into his bullying frenzy, that's how bullies and sociopaths operate. It's also how you fracture a board by sending the paranoiacs on witch hunts, killing off any new posters by banishing them before they can be heard tbh.
▶ fe8201 (1) No.21158
>>21157
Herts holds ultimate power here, lad. Waifuposter won't be able to do anything unless he can convince him.
▶ 12aa1b (1) No.21159>>21160
>>21157
that makes sense
>mfw i have become a useful idiot and tool of that evil narcissistic gayboy barbosa
▶ d1bf63 (1) No.21160>>21161
>>21159
one of your finer posts sir
▶ d7b601 (1) No.21165>>21168 >>21171
>>21145
*sacrifices a normalfag in your name*
▶ 11bf8d (1) No.21166>>21169 >>21170
>>21107
nice pasta, faggot
▶ 17d488 (1) No.21167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9U2SdhQ87Q
which of the girls would you fornicate with?
id go with the right one
she does her makeup really bad honestly most of the time and looks bad but i think she does have more natural beauty shes just bad at makeup
▶ 7c050b (1) No.21168
>>21165
Good lad
*gives you sunny weather*
▶ 776712 (1) No.21169
>>21166
what is even your point?
▶ c925e9 (1) No.21170
▶ 3aaa12 (1) No.21171>>21172
>>21165
That's an impressive piece lad, how long have you been working on it?
▶ 1c8be5 (1) No.21172>>21174
>>21171
>implying I have the artistic talent needed to make OC as good as that
▶ 9aa157 (1) No.21173>>21175 >>21176
we need to kill all (1) posters
▶ 45fc8f (1) No.21174>>21178
>>21172
Forgive me lad, I didn't mean to hurt you.
▶ c8901b (1) No.21175>>21177
>>21173
HAHHAHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAH
▶ 0bb0ac (1) No.21176>>21177
>>21173
just switched to my yank vpn
▶ 616622 (1) No.21177
>>21175
>>21176
barbosa even i wouldnt do this
the one thing i said i would do i havent even done
just sad tbh
▶ c4ad58 (1) No.21178
>>21174
should have google image searched it, lass. smh. You're a walking calamity
▶ 448dea (1) No.21179>>21180
>>21157
are you still there?
▶ 7d4c36 (1) No.21180>>21182
>>21179
It's me on this vpn now lad.
▶ a93355 (1) No.21182>>21183 >>21184 >>21185 >>21189 >>21191
>>21180
why?
you are barbosa arent you? why dont you just leave me alone. youre never getting any more pics of my gyno tits or whatever. whats even the point?
▶ 0e471e (1) No.21184>>21186
>>21182
Did he request your gyno tits before?
▶ a5eddd (1) No.21185>>21186
>>21182
I'm not Barbosa ffs, calm down lad.
▶ 825789 (1) No.21186>>21192
>>21184
i posted them myself and posed with my roman helmet on i just thought it was funny so did everyone else bt everyone else was funny but in a mean way
like if you call someone a idiot jokingly or call them a stupid cunt big difference
>>21185
i believe you
▶ 1afa49 (1) No.21187>>21190
▶ 1c3f57 (1) No.21189>>21195
>>21182
Everybody is barbosa
Barbosa is the mastermind behind everything
Barbosa controls everybody
Barbosa is your mummies
Everything since the birth of man has been on puppet strings, all played by Barbosa
Be scared
▶ ff5752 (1) No.21190>>21196
>>21187
Weapons of bully destruction.
▶ 3a87d2 (1) No.21191
>>21182
why did you give him pics of your gyno tits in the first place????
▶ 40800a (1) No.21192
>>21186
I know what you mean, lad.
▶ b01a0b (1) No.21193>>21194
>>21188
That's what you get for lying lad.
▶ b6b20e (1) No.21194>>21197 >>21198
>>21193
WHEN DID I LIE??
I WILL BE ALONE FOREVER
▶ 0d5b83 (1) No.21195>>21217
>>21189
I know who you are.
▶ 048a46 (1) No.21197>>21200 >>21202
>>21194
You lied about me and you lied about Santa at the same time lad >>21100
But it's not too late, the girl of dreams might break up with her boyfriend if you promise never to lie again.
▶ 3c4a85 (1) No.21198>>21202
>>21194
>I WILL BE ALONE FOREVER
No you won't lad. You seem like a confident lad and lasses like that tbh
▶ c27496 (1) No.21199>>21208
I let go of negative emotions. You going to such lengths just to get at me shows more about you than it does me. You are sad. If I wasn't trapped in the confines of my shitty life I would be doing other things. You have a life outside your room and the internet but you're still stuck in these patterns of behaviour you're engaging in now. All of my bullies are. You have achieved more than me but still can't escape your fucked up pschology that makes you do this. Pathetic.
You can't hurt me now.
I'M NOT AFRAID ANY MORE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I'M NOT AFRAID ANY MORE!
▶ bd1213 (1) No.21200>>21206
>>21197
that would just mean he's going to eventually going to break a promise in addition to lying, lass
▶ 50d57a (1) No.21201>>21205
▶ 72a47a (1) No.21202>>21205 >>21206
>>21197
i promis lass
>>21198
I'm only confident online tbh, I loved Laura. She was one of my waifus smh
▶ 49056f (1) No.21203
BRITISH CITIZENS OF THE FUTURE
Based civic Nige show
▶ 799854 (1) No.21204
*grows grapes in south africa*
▶ 6ff701 (1) No.21205>>21207 >>21211
>>21202
In the end you'll have to pick one waifu, lass. She made the choice easier for you
>>21201
You can destroy bullies from far away with that, lad
▶ e11b17 (1) No.21206>>21209 >>21211
>>21200
Don't bully him lad, he's a good boy who can keep a promise. I believe in him.
>>21202
Good lad.
▶ 7606c1 (1) No.21208>>21210
▶ 7e123b (1) No.21209
>>21206
>Don't bully him lad, he's a good boy who can keep a promise. I believe in him.
Not trying to bully him, lass, just being realistic. Sometimes you tell people white lies, like how I told that lass at the therapy session that her glass chicken looked nice
▶ 0c243c (1) No.21210>>21217
>>21208
About what? Who are you?
You are accusing me of something. I have a right to know what I am accused of and who my accuser is.
▶ e4d59f (1) No.21211>>21213 >>21215
>>21205
You're right. The girl at Church is literally obtainable tbh.
>>21206
I will make you proud lass.
▶ 6d9ce9 (1) No.21212
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
goodness me lads…
metaphysics was a mistake lol
▶ 09744b (1) No.21213>>21216
>>21211
>You're right. The girl at Church is literally obtainable tbh.
Yeah I like it when you spoke of her tbh. Excited for Sunday tbh
▶ 02d839 (1) No.21214
Guys use the edited version of this pic I made. Never post the one that says the thing about Christopher. I'm worried Peter will see it and get upset because it's quite a mean thing to put on a memi.
▶ a4171a (1) No.21215>>21216
>>21211
good luck with the lass lad
▶ 57fcba (1) No.21216
>>21213
If not there is a girl's college near by
>>21215
thanks lamb
▶ a62cf9 (1) No.21217>>21218 >>21219 >>21223
>>21195
>>21210
>I know who you are
>Who are you?
▶ 0c45c1 (1) No.21219
>>21217
I just wanted to make absolutely sure. I was giving you a chance to come in the open and be straightforward with me.
▶ e90bf4 (1) No.21220>>21222
came back from driving lads. I'm fine driving on roads and stuff, I'm just shit at starting up smh. always too much revs or too little.
▶ a35f86 (1) No.21222>>21228
>>21220
Proud of you, lad. It will come.
▶ 6ae903 (1) No.21223>>21224
>>21217
Dog + Snake = same person
▶ 16d204 (1) No.21224>>21226
▶ e058fb (1) No.21226
▶ 317cf9 (1) No.21227>>21230
Imagine going to a part of the internet and loads of lads were just calling you your waifu and you didn't even know about it until that moment lmao
▶ 84bca1 (1) No.21228>>21231
>>21222
thank you lad! it's getting there. nice trips tbh
▶ 5b963a (1) No.21230>>21233
>>21227
I don't understand
▶ 6b08d9 (1) No.21231>>21251
>>21228
Thanks, lass. You're cute when you blush tbh. no homo
▶ 6d66e9 (1) No.21232>>21234
>>21229
Tell me who "mum" you just replied to is. I need to be certain.
▶ b6b738 (1) No.21233>>21236
>>21230
It would just be weird if you were a girl and found us all talking about you as our waifu tbh one wonders how they would react. I suppose the same way gingin did
▶ 41ec3b (1) No.21234>>21235
▶ bcb29c (1) No.21235>>21237
>>21234
I do not believe you.
▶ 4262bb (1) No.21236
>>21233
Just make a tournament where everyone fights to the death and you get the winner
▶ 1f9b04 (1) No.21237
>>21235
whatever dad like i guve a aguck
▶ 055f01 (1) No.21238>>21240
Then again the kind of people who would waifu you isn't really the best kind of people, right? If you are waifu-able I am sure you could get pretty much any Chad you'd like
▶ e8c397 (1) No.21240>>21243
>>21238
It seems that the only way to achieve a waifu would be to become a chad
What makes one a chad lads?
▶ 344dcf (1) No.21241>>21242
Hail Hurts lads, what's good?
▶ 20cfb2 (1) No.21242
>>21241
hail herts, nm mayne
▶ b56142 (1) No.21243>>21247
>>21240
Confidence and looks.
▶ a00a42 (1) No.21244>>21245 >>21255 >>21263 >>21296
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FRESH GOLDEN ONE
A Heroic Triumph - A Thousand Sons and Two Valiant Allies
▶ 9d56fb (1) No.21245
▶ 30df55 (1) No.21247>>21249 >>21250
>>21243
So just polish my horns and have the guts to walk up to them.
If you walk up to a girl in the street she would probably attack you but I might do it anyway. I wolfwhistled at a girl in a pub and she brought her chums over and they invited me and my mate to a club but i was too drunk to walk smh
threw up for the first time in ages that night smh
▶ e520e9 (1) No.21248>>21254
Complaining about sociopathic bullies who torment you and won't leave you alone and wondering why they don't stop is like complaining about a bee stinging you. It's a bee what the fuck else is it supposed to do?
The problem is not them. They are as they are; shit. The problem is me.
I let go.
Time for a poopoo followed by some waifu posting I think.
▶ 82ce73 (1) No.21249>>21252
>>21247
Try the church girl first, lad
▶ b801da (1) No.21250>>21252
>>21247
have you talked to church girl before?
▶ b327c2 (1) No.21251
>>21231
appreciate it lad
important poal tbh
http://poal.me/24cvjp
http://poal.me/24cvjp
http://poal.me/24cvjp
doing online theory tests smh I hate it
▶ c27a4c (1) No.21252
>>21249
I will prepare until then with lifting and stuff
>>21250
Nah, first time I saw her but she was blushing and giggly which even my autism senses know is a good sign tbh she might just have come for a one time thing which is common but she may also be a new regular tbh
▶ 8d2f8b (1) No.21254>>21256
>>21248
Don't report me. Reporting is bullying.
▶ 391fab (1) No.21255
>>21244
>that hitler quote
more based than I thought tbh
▶ 803ea2 (1) No.21256>>21257
>>21254
You were being the bully.
▶ 704daf (1) No.21257>>21258
>>21256
I didn't mean to be, and instead of trying to help me change my behaviour you went behind my back and told daddy smh
▶ 567628 (1) No.21258>>21259 >>21262
>>21257
I'm sorry true friend. Lets put this behind us and be friends again.
No brother wars.
▶ 6204e5 (1) No.21259>>21262
>>21258
>*stabs sword in his back*
▶ 160d05 (1) No.21260>>21261
THE BETA LEFTISTS SHOULD FEAR THE GOLDEN ONE
▶ 98f7ed (1) No.21261
>>21260
>tfw no Golden One bf
no homo
▶ 9f9bca (1) No.21262
>>21259
>it's in my nature
>>21258
You're right, noooooooooooortheeeeeeeeeeeeeern broooooooooooooootheeeeeeeeer.
*puts it behind me*
▶ f192e7 (1) No.21263>>21266
>>21244
I still can't believe this guy is a real human being. It's like he stepped out of a comic book.
▶ fc1dfe (1) No.21264>>21265 >>21267
>The Golden One got StyxHexenHammer666's name wrong
wew lawd
▶ aa7fa3 (1) No.21265
>>21264
I don't blame him, that's some terrible branding tbh.
▶ 44ecf1 (1) No.21266>>21268
>>21263
>comic book hero bodies are unrea-
▶ 0e2dee (1) No.21267
>>21264
I keep wanting to write "styxen" for some reason
▶ 724ff6 (1) No.21268>>21271
>>21266
He could do with some more padding though. Any cutting or stabbing attacks would go straight into the muscle and bleed like crazy tbh.
▶ ded243 (1) No.21270
▶ 42db3a (1) No.21271>>21275
>>21268
I don't know, lass. He has decent amount of fat. Being obese obviously can save you in certain situations but I doubt it would be beneficial in general. It's not like you walk around expecting to get stabbed.
Cut myself on the finger today and it bled like crazy smh. Can't make OC for months
▶ bc802b (1) No.21272>>21274
▶ 5cd681 (1) No.21273>>21275 >>21277
>>21221
Are you suicidal lad????
▶ 53195b (1) No.21274>>21276
>>21272
I will decipher the baby riddle one day.
▶ e85cd3 (1) No.21275>>21277
>>21273
meant >>21271
dont kys lad, it's not worth it tbh
▶ b6194a (1) No.21276>>21278
>>21274
Yeah good luck with that, it's literally enigma.
▶ 443e17 (1) No.21277>>21289
>>21275
>>21273
I cut my finger unintentionally, lad. Don't worry.
▶ 640d2e (1) No.21278
>>21276
You underestimate my power.
▶ 51a90f (1) No.21279>>21288
>it's a lets time travel to the past and kill hitler episode
▶ 78bda0 (1) No.21281
▶ abc072 (1) No.21282>>21291
▶ 95d48e (1) No.21283
DEAD NIGGERS FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER THAMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
▶ 80b326 (1) No.21284
YOU HAVE TO RADICALISE THE MODERATES
RAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
▶ c9165f (1) No.21285
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>>21280
*takes bullet for Hitler*
▶ 123387 (1) No.21287
*Shoots HOT CUM across Marions bumbum*
▶ 8d6368 (1) No.21288>>21291
>>21280
>>21279
>go back in time
>waste the opportunity to assassinate prominent Zionist intellectuals
▶ 9c946b (1) No.21289>>21290
>>21277
Tbh don't believe you lad. You're probably subconsciously seeking to self-harm. You'll be sleepwaling into the streets at night and trying to get in fights with pakis in the daytime. Seen it happen before smh.
don't want to lose another friend smh
▶ 37a246 (1) No.21290>>21295
>>21289
ahhhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Don't worry I really don't do any self-harm. I was just careless when cutting the glass.
▶ 8feda5 (1) No.21291
>>21282
don't worry the gestapo found him out in time and he teleported to another time
>>21286
good lad. top kek all those dead and he doesn't duck down.
>>21288
>Rod Serling was born on December 25, 1924, in Syracuse, New York, to a Jewish family.
really makes you tink doesn't it?
▶ 776f2e (1) No.21293
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FRESH VARG: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
*sounds the horn of war*
▶ 735276 (1) No.21294
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GOD GAVE DEAD NIGGERS TO YOU!
▶ 8ce315 (1) No.21295
▶ 1dfe6b (1) No.21296
>>21244
>and who am I…?
*forgets for who I am for a second*
▶ daede9 (1) No.21297>>21298 >>21300 >>21301
BEST BURGER NEWS I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE LADS
>>>/pol/9600641
▶ d3b4d9 (1) No.21298
▶ 049b54 (1) No.21299
>inb4 neo-cons and cuckservatives vote the bill down
▶ 6eac35 (1) No.21300
▶ 18ec1c (1) No.21301
>>21297
Hopefully they get a trustworthy impartial team to conduct the audit.
▶ 885191 (1) No.21302
Fucking oblique ass nigga crunches smh
▶ 559f67 (1) No.21305
>>21303
Imagine being Jacky and then your husbands head just opens up intfront of you smh
▶ 571413 (1) No.21306>>21308
>>21303
It's so sad to see the wife try to get the piece of his brain
▶ 26785f (1) No.21308>>21311
>>21306
She's actually trying to get the fuck outta there and because of the shock goes for the first exit she sees IIRC
▶ eddee3 (1) No.21309>>21310 >>21312
Not been on my morality walk yet but I'm not really feeling in the mood tbh
▶ 80ed94 (1) No.21310>>21311 >>21316
>>21309
Too dark now. Bad people will be out. Stay inside where it's safe.
▶ fba3a7 (1) No.21311>>21314
>>21308
She is quoted to have said that she had his brains in her hand
>>21310
But like the dark. People can't see you as easily
▶ 5a8aea (1) No.21312>>21316
>>21309
too late anyway lad just get comfy and do it tomorrow
▶ 7bb1f1 (1) No.21313
Yeah I think I'll walk in the morning tomorrow tbh
▶ 615eb3 (1) No.21314>>21315
>>21311
yeah but she didnt chase after it, it just kinda fell into her hands
▶ 0e80d6 (1) No.21315>>21318
>>21314
Honestly I don't think we can tell 100% for sure.
▶ 1f7188 (1) No.21317>>21324
>>21316
Looks comfy, but I would only go out at night if I lived in a nice village somewhere quiet. In a town or city it's dangerous.
▶ c2b1d4 (1) No.21318>>21321
>>21315
maybe you're right but i dont think you are
▶ 7a882d (1) No.21319>>21324
>>21316
>tfw you carry a knife and are prepared to kill to defend your life
who /God-givenright/ here?
▶ eee696 (1) No.21320>>21322 >>21323
If you saw a coat like this would you lads laugh at my fur? I think people sometimes find my coat funny smh
▶ f80c0a (1) No.21321
>>21318
Stop making me question myself, lad. smh
▶ 9155e5 (1) No.21322>>21325
>>21320
i dont like fur on male hoods but it looks fine tbh
▶ cecfb4 (1) No.21323>>21326
>>21320
But Vikings have fur like on their shoulders in every film and show, lad. And Vikings are cool, right?
▶ f4cc22 (1) No.21324
>>21317
true lad true
>>21319
*calls the police*
▶ d7fcf8 (1) No.21325>>21328
>>21322
this tbh it's more a lass thing
▶ 6cc153 (1) No.21326
>>21323
Romans invented the parker tbh
▶ 3cfb04 (1) No.21327
Saxons did it too
BIG FURRY SHOULDER PADS
▶ be2ecc (1) No.21328>>21331
>>21325
Women have stolen are fashions for far too long smh
>tfw no green tights to kill bullies with
▶ 99a39e (1) No.21329>>21330 >>21332
Hi lads
Sorry for not being here more tbh, I'm busy with irl shit atm
▶ b8de5e (1) No.21330
▶ 77cccb (1) No.21331
>>21328
just say you're a lass and it's fine tbh
▶ f364b0 (1) No.21332
▶ f0fab7 (1) No.21334
>>21333
fake
dont remember anything but i do remember seeing it and discovering it to be fake
i wish a sexy girl would do that to me though
▶ 9c9880 (1) No.21335
▶ 31229b (1) No.21336>>21338
>>21333
>women
This is why slapping is a thing
▶ e090e2 (1) No.21337>>21339 >>21341 >>21342 >>21344
Does /newbrit/ have a queen?
▶ d47bf5 (1) No.21338>>21344
▶ 1c240a (1) No.21340
Women can get away with dressing any way they want and they still cry about the patriarchy smh
▶ 03cbba (1) No.21341>>21343
▶ 07e35e (1) No.21343
>>21341
multiple women cant be a queen you need to pick one
i pick jenny
▶ 4944c0 (1) No.21344>>21346
>>21337
Yes
>>21338
You should slap your girl if she gets out of line tbh, or even beat her depending on severity
▶ 3b8f08 (1) No.21346
▶ fca6be (1) No.21347>>21350 >>21352
>>21345
>fighting off a reverse rape
Isn't this what you lads want?
▶ 1ab21f (1) No.21348
▶ 1b1c8c (1) No.21349
▶ c0d1b2 (1) No.21350
>>21347
Rape implies I don't want it though, lass. Don't think I'd agree with those slaps tbh.
▶ ff3760 (1) No.21352>>21357 >>21363
>>21347
How do you even get raped by a lass anyway. If you have no choice you may as well turn it on her and take charge of the situation. That's what a real man would do.
▶ 3151a0 (1) No.21353
▶ ab5c92 (1) No.21354>>21355 >>21356 >>21358
>Dafty lass
smh lads stop sexualising her
▶ 32538a (1) No.21355>>21362
>>21354
pls is she daft enough to be my gf?
▶ 3773a0 (1) No.21356>>21362
▶ cfc037 (1) No.21357>>21362
>>21352
Well realistically a woman cannot overpower you. She'd have to drug you and tie you up, or threaten you by saying she'll levy false rape accusations against you or something like that.
The way it's depicted in that GIF is very sexy and only a fantasy. It'd be more like you pretend not to want it so she beats you and you keep going along with it but really you love it. Or you agree beforehand that this is a scenario you'll act out.
▶ e71a4d (1) No.21358>>21362
>>21354
how is being queen sexualising her lad?
▶ 58e86e (1) No.21360
>Light excercise
>Huge racing heartbeat and breathlessness
I will leave it there and build upon it tomorrow lasses x
▶ 588001 (1) No.21361
neogirl isn't even a girl though. Nor is he a tranny. He is a guy who says he is a guy. He cannot be queen you fucking gaylords.
▶ f585a5 (1) No.21362>>21365 >>21369
Just being overprotective of her tbh
Like she is with me tbh
>>21355
>your gf
no
>>21356
You put her on there didn't you?
>>21357
True lad, only beta cucks would let women get away with it or would agree to roleplaying like this tbh.
>>21358
You know why lad
▶ 187328 (1) No.21363>>21367
>>21352
Kissing without consent is considered rape now and that boy is being kissed without his consent. But he probably does want it anyway judging by his weak protestations tbh.
▶ 23681e (1) No.21364>>21368 >>21371
What actually happened to Dafty lass? Did she get bullied away?
▶ f70ff0 (1) No.21365
>>21362
>You put her on there didn't you?
No, lad
▶ 93c024 (1) No.21367>>21370
>>21363
>Kissing without consent is considered rape now
▶ 9d0dc6 (1) No.21368>>21372
>>21364
Said she was taking a break. Don't know exactly what she's doing.
▶ b4714e (1) No.21369>>21371 >>21373
>>21362
>beta cucks would let women get away with it or would agree to roleplaying like this tbh.
ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS RAISED BY TWO WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ ef7a33 (1) No.21370>>21371
>>21367
Would you want to get kissed without consent, lad? Never know what diseases people have.
▶ c69918 (1) No.21371>>21376
>>21364
see >>17530
>>21369
>raised by two women
Once again reality proves us right tbh
>>21370
No but it's dumb to class it as rape
▶ f68def (1) No.21373>>21374 >>21383
>>21369
THE BOY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH
▶ e37deb (1) No.21374>>21379 >>21381
Imageboards are unhealthy and addictive. She is just taking a break so she doesn't get too addicted. She has likely seen what too much internet does to people and the weird shit you see on here and doesn't want to end up like that. She also abstains from alcohol sometimes and goes a whole month without it.
She's a good girl and I'm very proud of her. Better if she never drank alcohol of course, but she does very well.
>>21373
I don't know what that means.
▶ a14d22 (1) No.21375>>21377 >>21378
>>21372
Focus on your church girl lad. She was never yours in the first place tbh
▶ bb9c26 (1) No.21376>>21382
>>21371
Probably focusing on school work tbh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING ARSE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
brb lads ahhhhhhhh going straight into squats was a bad idea fuck me shit
▶ ffb1af (1) No.21377>>21382
>>21375
Dafty isn't anyones. She is a good girl and pure.
▶ 1f34d8 (1) No.21378>>21382
>>21375
Not romantically fam, just miss seeing her silly little girl posts smh
▶ 9d38a1 (1) No.21379>>21380
>>21374
>I don't know what that means.
Please be memiing.
▶ 1a2768 (1) No.21380
>>21379
Are you saying I wasn't raised by two women? Or that I secretly like it?
I was and I don't. I despise them and want them to fuck off and die. They are terrible people.
tbh
▶ 514ae1 (1) No.21381>>21399
>>21374
>I don't know what that means.
Its like a shakespear thing lad
▶ c8bb50 (1) No.21382>>21384 >>21386 >>21399
>>21376
>Probably focusing on school work tbh
Which reminds me, I'll probably take a break in a while too but I'll still log in occasionally so Barbosa can't slip in and claim the board.
>>21377
Pure is a bit much tbh but she's defo a good grill
>>21378
Ah that's good why I am getting so overprotective smh
▶ 3ca476 (1) No.21383
>>21373
CUMMMMMMMIESSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ eca611 (1) No.21384>>21385
>>21382
Lad I wouldn't let Barbosa claim the board
▶ b0ae9a (1) No.21385>>21387 >>21388
>>21384
tbh I don't want to lose control of the board because I'm a power hungry tyrant
but it's best to be safe anyway
▶ 4a465a (1) No.21386>>21389 >>21392
>>21382
>no more flags
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
▶ e8938a (1) No.21387>>21392
who /pureincorruptiblemod/ here?
>>21385
How long does it take before a board can be claimed?
▶ 013add (1) No.21388>>21390 >>21391 >>21392
>>21385
give me admin before you leave because i dont trust the others desu
▶ 9db9d2 (1) No.21389>>21394
>>21386
Why do you want to change flag again, lass?
▶ 69a534 (1) No.21390
▶ 5c7757 (1) No.21391
>>21388
lad I don' trust you. Give me the admin powers
▶ d132a0 (1) No.21392>>21394 >>21396
>>21386
I'm not going yet lad. Do you want more flags?
>>21387
2 weeks.
>>21388
If I were to hand over admin I'd have to hear everyone out tbh, it's only fair.
▶ 668bfa (1) No.21393>>21395 >>21397 >>21399
I really don't trust him, lads. He keeps saying he doesn't trust me. Might have to purge him when nobody's watching
▶ 07f02c (1) No.21394>>21400 >>21404
>>21389
No lad, it's just a shame we won't be able to add more if we came up with any.
>>21392
I haven't thought of any more flags yet.
▶ 025573 (1) No.21395
▶ 51f3f4 (1) No.21396>>21404
▶ e8571a (1) No.21397>>21400
>>21393
i have freinds and ways of contacting them tbh
▶ ddf9a1 (1) No.21398>>21401
>inb4 a new 'THE ADMIN POWERS BRITPOSTER' memi starts based off the Cruz delegahts memi
▶ 819c18 (1) No.21399>>21403 >>21404
>>21381
I know that much
>>21382
>so Barbosa can't slip in and claim the board.
Good. You are aware he came here earlier? He is trying. He is like Gollum and the ring. Forever seeking it, in Barbosas case it is mod/BO power. He'll keep trying.
His go to strategy will likely be to wait for some kind of division that risks splitting this board. Then he jumps in with his board and says "Hey guys follow me lets leave this dump and you can post what you want on MY board" and then he bans people or whatever for fun.
The others are cunts and twats but they can't hurt me unless I let them. Emotions, negative and positive are a choice. I can choose for them not to hurt me and their bullying will bounce off me like ping pong balls. But Barbosa would actually destroy the board altogether for shits and giggles. So I don't want any of them here particularly but I won't sperg out if they come here. But Barbosa must be kept out forever for all our sakes.
I think by being responsible for Barbosas banning earlier today he got mad. That's why he came here a bit ago and mocked me openly, something he never did before.
>>21393
22st I trust you. But I think you are too lenient. You didn't even ban Barbosa until I insisted on it and reminded you of Herts rules on Barbosa and your ban was only for three days.
▶ 4f8210 (1) No.21400>>21405
>>21394
>No lad, it's just a shame we won't be able to add more if we came up with any.
He won't be gone forever, lass. I don't want to end up under Barbosa's tyranny again.
>>21397
You're not making me trust you more, lad…
▶ 54a649 (1) No.21403
>>21399
>22st I trust you. But I think you are too lenient. You didn't even ban Barbosa until I insisted on it and reminded you of Herts rules on Barbosa and your ban was only for three days.
I'm only following the golden rule, lad
▶ 225a31 (1) No.21404>>21406
>>21394
It's fine tbh, just ask when you want one added.
>>21396
Not that long when you think about it.
>>21399
Don't worry lad, I'm clued up on Barbosa's tricks tbh. He's banned forever and I don't think people here trust him anyway.
▶ f7e50a (1) No.21405>>21406 >>21408
>>21400
>You're not making me trust you more, lad…
i've done nothing to make you not trust me in your actions im just defending myself
▶ f6ba8f (1) No.21406>>21411 >>21415
>>21404
>Not that long when you think about it.
Not at all. Almost seems a bit stressful
>>21405
Why don't you want me to trust you, lad?
▶ 1da842 (1) No.21407>>21415 >>21417 >>21420
Is Barbosa taking advantage of me?
▶ 17cba2 (1) No.21408>>21411
>>21405
asking to be admin because you don't trust us is a bit schemey lad
▶ b2f49d (1) No.21409>>21410 >>21413 >>21415 >>21455
>>21402
Kneel before your new queen.
▶ accd78 (1) No.21411>>21416 >>21418
>>21406
**i dont, i just dont trust you because you're so god damn lenient
tbh**
>>21408
i trust you, i dont trust 22st
▶ 4db4e3 (1) No.21412
I WARNED YOU ABOUT EGOISM REEEE
▶ acdd0b (1) No.21413>>21420
>>21409
It's a tie now, lass. Queens don't really get elected tbh.
▶ 7fcc3c (1) No.21415>>21425
>>21406
Yeah I'm slightly worried because in the summer I'll be gone for a bit longer than that so I might actually hand the board over then if I can't log in while I'm away.
>>21407
Of your niceness? Yes.
>>21409
>Queen Lad
this is ttpw waiting to happen again
▶ eee81c (1) No.21416
▶ 07c562 (1) No.21417
>>21407
He banned you because he thought it was fun to ban you. He is a shit.
▶ e2e16e (1) No.21418>>21421
>>21411
I'm a changed lad now, lad
▶ 5ea8af (1) No.21419
>not voting Frances
Marion isn't even that qt, she's a single mummy and she's a fucking FROG
▶ 2ea55a (1) No.21420>>21422
>>21407
Yes, he preys upon you tbh.
>>21410
>>21413
Marion isn't British so she doesn't count.
▶ 4309f1 (1) No.21421
▶ b350a5 (1) No.21422>>21424 >>21426 >>21429
You not trusting me will make me less lenient.
who /shapedbypeerpressure/ here?
>>21420
Sorry, lass, but only Hert's waifu is the real queen, which sadly is a wog.
Don't get any ideas though smh
▶ e671ce (1) No.21423
▶ d6ad9e (1) No.21424
▶ 1cd8ed (1) No.21425>>21426
>>21415
You must hand it over to someone who is not me but who hates Barbosa and is redpilled on him and knows the sorts of things he has done.
▶ dabdd6 (1) No.21426>>21427
>>21422
>she's a wog
AHHHHHH LAD
>>21425
Don't worry lad, I 'll make sure it goes to the right person. It probably won't happen anyway, and if it does it won't happen for a while.
▶ 19b9f2 (1) No.21427
>>21426
At least she's a queen wog, lad.
▶ 0a004a (1) No.21428
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>This opening
These are all my waifus tbh
▶ 1af05d (1) No.21429>>21431
>>21422
>my knightly champion turning civic to depose me
What is Herts paying you, ser lad?
▶ 3106ef (1) No.21430
We need someone to break the tie.
▶ 6eb98d (1) No.21431>>21435
>>21429
It's just a technicality, lass. You're my queen, but Herts is king around here so his waifu is queen. I'd challenge him to a duel in your honour but a moderator vs an admin isn't exactly a fair battle tbh.
▶ f4e941 (1) No.21432
I'll fight for ye honour m'lass
▶ d263a4 (1) No.21433>>21434
Marion is winner.
A sticky must be made in her honour declaring to all visitors that she is our official queen.
▶ b8dc14 (1) No.21434>>21437
>>21433
but she was voted in tactically smh
▶ 1dc7f4 (1) No.21435>>21436 >>21437
>>21431
Herts is but a pretender and his beloved a low-born serf, but I shall offer the compromise of my hand in marriage to reunify our sundered kingdom.
▶ d8e28a (1) No.21436>>21442
>>21435
ahhhhhh I told you not to get any ideas
▶ de6eeb (1) No.21437>>21438 >>21439 >>21442
>>21435
>Queen Neo
lel you lost get over it
>>21434
So? It's legitimate. It came down to between Marion and NG and people chose Marion.
▶ 27e851 (1) No.21438
>>21437
Let's hope the same doesn't happen in the French elections. wew
▶ 810369 (1) No.21439>>21445
>>21437
democracy is a lie
▶ dc1517 (1) No.21440>>21441 >>21443 >>21445 >>21448
So I have to
>marry a lad
or
>let a Frog be crowned Queen
brb committing suicide
▶ 2f11ba (1) No.21441>>21451
>>21440
Just make me BO lad
▶ 92330d (1) No.21442>>21444 >>21445
>>21436
I'm sorry lad but it is a worthy sacrifice if it is to bring peace to our land.
>>21437
But Marion is still only at 3 votes lad…
▶ b9b413 (1) No.21443>>21451
>>21440
frog lasses are quite nice ngl
▶ 09f534 (1) No.21444
>>21442
I don't think it would bring peace, lass. The people are divided smh
▶ aa7594 (1) No.21445>>21446 >>21447 >>21449 >>21451 >>21452
>>21439
>t. the EU
>>21440
french is a part of british culture
the connection between france and britain goes a long way back
>>21442
check again loser
▶ d5741d (1) No.21446>>21447 >>21452
>>21445
marion went up to 7 as i sent this post
▶ c4b34d (1) No.21448>>21461
>>21440
you dont marry the queen
youre BO
the queen is above even you we arent voting on your wife smh
youre like the PM
▶ b48fc0 (1) No.21449>>21460
>>21445
>>t. the EU
lad democracy got us into this mess in the first place. voting for the torys and labour who allowed this to happen.
▶ 88037c (1) No.21450
imperium is a part of british culture
the connection between china and britain goes a long way back
▶ 1f9d75 (1) No.21451>>21453 >>21460
>>21441
>22st is staging a coup d'etat
TRAITOR
>>21443
But this is British politics
>>21445
Yeah but letting Frogs rule over us is never something we've liked or desired. It's cuckoldry.
▶ 24d368 (1) No.21452>>21460
>>21445
>>21446
That took a suspiciously long time for a last minute comeback lad. Why didn't those four people vote before just this second…?
▶ ea4466 (1) No.21453>>21461
>>21451
No I'm just asking for you to hand it over and nobody gets hurt
▶ 3accf0 (1) No.21455>>21472
▶ 11801a (1) No.21456>>21463
22st is a warrior priest disguised as a NEET. By rejecting him as admin, you're rejecting his holiness, and thus rejecting God.
▶ b0fdec (1) No.21457
▶ 452642 (1) No.21458
▶ 39712d (1) No.21459
>>21454
>not sitting on one of these
▶ 8f2a07 (1) No.21460>>21472
>>21449
form doesnt matter theyd all be doing the same shit wether they were voted in or not
>>21451
its a leftist talkng point but its true our irl queen is descended from germans
marion is beautiful ARYAN GODDESS i dont see how anyone could be against her
>>21452
idk its updating for me
get better internet failed pretender queen
▶ a5216c (1) No.21461>>21465 >>21466
Here is a compromise candidate tbh
>>21448
But that doesn't make any sense because irl monarchs are unelected and PM's elected, but here the BO is unelected and we're electing the Queen.
>>21453
never tbh
>>21454
wew
▶ 2c35f8 (1) No.21462>>21464 >>21467
also
>not voting based dafty lass
smh smh
▶ 936209 (1) No.21463>>21476
>>21456
Lad why are you so nice to me?
▶ e1d80e (1) No.21464>>21469 >>21470 >>21471 >>21474
>>21462
She ain't yours tbh
▶ 037e43 (1) No.21465>>21468
>>21461
>never tbh
*gets hurt*
thanks a lot, lad
▶ edbce8 (1) No.21466>>21468
>>21461
>But that doesn't make any sense because irl monarchs are unelected and PM's elected, but here the BO is unelected and we're electing the Queen.
elected monarchies happened before
its a bit weird but its fine it works
>Here is a compromise candidate tbh
some girl no one knows or cares about
vs marion who a clear majority have voted for
▶ 38a1ea (1) No.21467
>>21462
no leave her alone i dont want to make her think too much of herself and endup lik other women and i dont want her to get too involved in imageboards theyre bad for you i want her to be better
▶ 38f056 (1) No.21468>>21473
>>21465
*comforts you*
I'm sorry lad
>>21466
But hypothetically we're a constitutional monarchy which means I get the final say as BO tbh
▶ 7e02d6 (1) No.21470>>21481
>>21464
SOMEONE HAS A CRUSHY WUSHY WOO ON DAFTY LASS <3
▶ 3c5718 (1) No.21471>>21481
>>21464
you're overprotectivness is starting to get a bit cringeworthy lad, tone it down a bit
▶ 2604d0 (1) No.21472>>21475 >>21478
>>21454
WHY DO YOU STILL INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE
>>21455
This is a bully-free zone lad.
>>21460
Lad, it's just a game. I hope you aren't going to hold a grudge against me for this as well.
▶ 27def5 (1) No.21473>>21480 >>21481
>>21468
But you're not the king.
YOU MUST BOW TO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!
▶ bf20ce (1) No.21474>>21478 >>21481
>>21464
never said she was
▶ 43c361 (1) No.21475>>21482
>>21472
You think this is game?
▶ a97411 (1) No.21476>>21479
>>21463
I see what you are capable of becoming if you choose the right path.
▶ 8e1953 (1) No.21477
Maybe we should just ban the lasses
▶ 5496da (1) No.21478>>21482
>>21472
ur bullying me with the big boobies dragon lady
>>21474
who is dat lovely lass?
▶ e41e75 (1) No.21479>>21509
>>21476
Thanks for believing in me, lad. I hope I can make you proud.
▶ d3abcd (1) No.21480>>21483 >>21485 >>21490 >>21493
>>21473
lad does this look like dodger to you?
▶ f7e1d0 (1) No.21481
>>21469
>>21470
>>21471
>>21474
I can't help it lads it's mutual too tbh
>>21473
But I am BO
And I'm not having a foreign queen tbh, you may as well have voted Remain by voting for Marion tbh
▶ 6716e2 (1) No.21482>>21486 >>21488
>>21475
Yes, I actually post here because I enjoy it.
>>21478
Sorry lad, I can't help it.
▶ d7094f (1) No.21483>>21484 >>21485
>>21480
It does look a lot like her. The anime shit makes it look more like her too, as does the messy room because shes a big skank.
I will consult upon this with a group of people that basically stalk her online and know everything about her life in a highly autistic fashion you wouldn't believe. I will discover the truth in this. I hope it is her because it's pretty sexy if it is. She's a skank tbh but very cute and innocent so to see her purity completely broken like this in such a way is very sexy.
▶ e8e8d8 (1) No.21484
>>21483
ok be interested to hear if its real
▶ d826eb (1) No.21485>>21487
>>21480
>>21483
Where did you get it?
▶ c34017 (1) No.21486
>>21482
ahhhhh big dragon tits ahhhhhhhh
▶ aa3761 (1) No.21487>>21491
▶ 1a582a (1) No.21488
>>21482
>Sorry lad, I can't help it.
>it's in the lass' nature to bully
▶ f73120 (1) No.21490
▶ d4d3b0 (1) No.21491>>21499
>>21487
which one?
the one i am talking of is /wsg/ on 4chan
theres a thread there for her they basically stalk her even though they dont even like her anymore
▶ abb280 (1) No.21493>>21499
▶ 8c59e6 (1) No.21494
>>21489
It was uncomfortable to witness a cucking
▶ d13b40 (1) No.21496>>21498
mmmmmmm
fucking dirty teasing slut
i hope one day i can get a sexy hobbit gf footslut like her
▶ 293868 (1) No.21497>>21501 >>21502
>>21489
I doesn't bother me becuase
>tfw discord
▶ fc3b2f (1) No.21498>>21500
>>21496
How can you lads have so many waifus?
▶ 58cb4b (1) No.21499>>21503 >>21506
wew you lads better stop this orbiting its making me nervous
>>21491
wew whats up with that group? I'd rather not say where i got it from tbh.
>>21493
god no
▶ 8395d3 (1) No.21500>>21504
>>21498
High t macho manly men require many waifus to satisfy our needs.
▶ 862865 (1) No.21501>>21503
>>21497
Touche
I know lad just messin' with you
▶ 611d6c (1) No.21502>>21505 >>21508
>>21497
And this is why you shouldn't be BO.
GET HIM LADS
▶ 6945f9 (1) No.21503>>21508
>>21499
Just memiing mostly tbh lad
I think her not being here has unleashed some energy though
>>21501
kek lad I know
▶ 9b20ed (1) No.21504
>>21500
You better not be implying I'm not a high t macho manly man, lad
▶ ab670e (1) No.21506>>21507
▶ 5fdb39 (1) No.21507
▶ c33ec6 (1) No.21508>>21510
>>21503
or do you
>>21502
YEAH LADS GET HIM
▶ 4da101 (1) No.21509>>21513
>>21479
You must still be proved in this life, and many trials await you 22st. Consolation will sometimes be granted you, but not in its fullness. So be strong and courageous, (Joshua 1:7) both in doing and enduring what by nature is repugnant to you. It is necessary for you to become a new man (Eph 4:24).
▶ f772d1 (1) No.21511>>21514
>>21505
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE DISCORD NOT JOIN IT. BRING BALANCE TO THE BOARD, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
▶ f39913 (1) No.21512>>21514 >>21516
>>21510
YOUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END, OLD MAN
NOW I AM THE BOARD OWNER!
*duels you*
▶ aeaaaf (1) No.21513>>21519
>>21509
Yeah that sounds like me tbh. Where do you get this, lad?
▶ 14d2a8 (1) No.21514>>21521 >>21522
>>21511
JOIN THE DISCORD TBH FAM
>>21512
*draws lightsaber*
▶ f3f972 (1) No.21515>>21517
What is foreign with fat ankles?
▶ c887c3 (1) No.21516
>>21512
fuck I need to turn off spoilers
TO ARMS
▶ d5f747 (1) No.21517>>21520
▶ 9e49db (1) No.21519>>21523
▶ 6e8e46 (1) No.21520>>21524
>>21517
No lass, I was talking about ellie funts tbh smh
▶ 0a7592 (1) No.21521>>21524
>>21514
tbh I'd join the discord TO MAKE IT MORE TRANSPARENT AND ACCOUNTABLE
*draws lightlongsword*
▶ 4390fc (1) No.21522>>21524
>>21514
I HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND
You were a good friend…
*cuts you in half and leaves you to die a slow agonising death*
▶ d0dc77 (1) No.21523
>>21519
I did say I was going to read the Bible this year, but first I have to finish the books I am reading tbh
I'll look at that too, lad
*bookmarks it*
▶ bf6814 (1) No.21524>>21528
>>21520
smh
>>21521
*cedes defeat*
*lets you join discord*
*stabs you in the back on your way in*
>>21522
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
▶ 982997 (1) No.21525
i want to cuckold her boyfriend and turn her into my little slut
FUCK
▶ fb06c0 (1) No.21527>>21530
Okay he's dead now and I killed him. I guess that makes me the BO.
THE BO IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE BO
▶ 54de02 (1) No.21528>>21532
>>21524
Nooooo
Fool I was to trust you!
*stabs through himself to defeat you*
▶ 41b6bf (1) No.21529>>21544
>See a fat lady when walking with mummy
>Shout "there's Ellie!"
>"Ellie who?"
>"Ellie Funt"
>Mummy laughs for ages
▶ 4994dc (1) No.21531>>21535
>>21526
Want to make the fresh thread, lass? I was a good boy and made the last two.
▶ 737491 (1) No.21532>>21534
>>21528
we both ded now fam
*my ghost appears in the dreams of Mark Hamill and spoops him tbh*
▶ 2afa41 (1) No.21533
>>21530
And she comes crawling back. smh. *forgives you*
▶ b4e8a3 (1) No.21534>>21537
>>21532
*fights you as a ghost*
orarararararararararara
▶ 82c64d (1) No.21535>>21539
>>21531
I was about to go to bed tbh.
▶ 586bfc (1) No.21537>>21540 >>21542
Lads I won't be in the new thread smh since I just remembered I have an exam tomorrow and haven't revised for it
>>21534
Lad you can't be here, Mark Hamill is mine to spoop and mine alone tbh
▶ 2445df (1) No.21538>>21544
Dodger is the furthest I ever took waifuism. She has a PO box for people to send her gifts and she would make a video opening her gifts people got her. I bought her a pair of boots once. I wanted to be closer to her. She would take those boots and put them on her feet and touch them. She would be in contact with something that was in my room and in my hands. I would be closer to a real human being than I had been in ages.
I came to my senses and sent them back to Amazon for a refund before I could send them to Dodger though. I almost did it though.
▶ 146a5b (1) No.21539>>21546
>>21535
I'll make it, don't worry, lass. Are you going now?
▶ 056610 (1) No.21540
>>21537
bit late to start revising now, lad. Wew
▶ ac95b3 (1) No.21542
>>21537
*kills ghost version of himself to ghost haunt you*
try this one on for size!
▶ b8fa40 (1) No.21544
>>21529
kek tbh
>>21538
yeah thats probebly a good thing
>>21543
night
▶ c500d1 (1) No.21545
OUTSIDE THE /NEWBRIT/ GATES
I HEARD A PEPEEEE CALLLINNG
DAFTY! THEY HAVE TAKEN YOU AWAY!
▶ af10f6 (1) No.21546>>21548 >>21549
Don't post that hobbit.
>>21539
Next few minutes lad, yeah.
▶ 39da38 (1) No.21548
>>21546
night
>Don't post that hobbit.
whats wrong with her?
▶ 6e9e25 (1) No.21549
>>21546
Don't worry, lass, you're the perfect height
FRESH THREAD
>>21547
>>21547
>>21547
>>21547
>>21547