86e49d No.16128
24b1e9 No.16130
>>16128
sorry lad that was really authoritarian of me smh
*wips your tears with ban hammer*
3820b4 No.16131
off for a walk lads tah-ra for now
3ab564 No.16132
>>16131
see ya lad don't get done for public drunkenness
ae9686 No.16133
>>16132
we call that 'character' lad
9ea9d1 No.16134
I FUCKING LOVE SUSSEX IN THE SUN TBH LADS
952f5c No.16135
>>16134
Did you have fun last night lad?
9c0d7c No.16136
>>16135
Aye lad a bit too much fun, I only got an hours sleep. Women, alcohol and acid techno are my weaknesses. How you doing today?
ff4ccf No.16137
2baca7 No.16138
>>16136
I'm fine, had a decent driving lesson and my dad's back from a business trip, wondering how to Spend my day off from college
2501f2 No.16139
who feeling old in the sweetie aisle?
eaf5ae No.16140
lads there are people and police outside my house I could barely get inside wtf
also ello everyone how was your morning
c1933f No.16141
Cinematic universe movies are shit. Partly because they rely too much on past and future movies to provide context rather than presenting a self-contained story, and partly because they are also mass-produced with sequels planned in advance so there's no pressure on the studio to make anything more than average.
This is unlike the old days when film makers assumed they would only get one shot at presenting their vision and sequels required real success before they were given the green light.
I wish cinematic universes would stop. I wish the Hollywood crash would happen already. You know the free market has failed when Episode 7 made 2 billion dollarydoos.
>>16140
Sounds like you might have narrowly missed becoming a headline.
9b683d No.16142
>>16140
Scary, did you ask what was going on?
0b8755 No.16143
back from my stroll, still a free man.
why do people cut their dogs ears off still?
>>16140
TV licence expired?
7f2ccc No.16144
>>16140
wew they must have found out your family was spying. but what was that about? do you live in an apartment block with muzzies?
decent morning lol had poached eggs
53176a No.16145
>>16141
>>16142
Nah lads it's nothing, it's just some woman was having a shitfit and threw her husbands TV (and some CDs apparently) out of the window and the neighbors called the police. I think the woman will be taken with them.
>>16143
>why do people cut their dogs ears off still?
I know that only with tails, never with ears. No idea. It's a shit thing to do anyway.
>TV licence expired?
No idea.
6b7007 No.16146
>>16140
lass go find out whats going on
>>16141
i agree tbh, they try and make the movies fit into a set tone so everything just feels bland and boring
>>16143
wait, do people cut their ears off? smh
0d7123 No.16147
>>16141
there's still good kino out there, what kind of stuff do you like?
2b5b38 No.16148
>>16145
Do they even have TV licences in Germoney?
44cbf1 No.16149
>>16146
>>16145
pretty sure it's a breed specific thing only crufts pricks do. need to find which breed it was…hang on
01c2d6 No.16150
>>16148
Yes. Have to pay them whether you actually own a TV or not, don't know if that's the same in the UK.
074599 No.16151
>>16144
i had to go into college on my day off to do more work this morning smh
>>16149
smh thats awfull
0aa566 No.16152
>>16150
That's even worse than the UK licence, here you just call them paedos until they fuck off
3d952f No.16154
>>16152
> here you just call them paedos until they fuck off
kek what are you on about
7ffc3f No.16155
>>16153
smh thats fucked tbh
baaa32 No.16156
>>16154
tv licence jobsworth cunts
d07dfd No.16157
Who /radicalisedyouth/ here?
71fc97 No.16158
>>16154
Have you never seen the videos? Whenever the telly inspector comes never let him in and shout paedo enabler and tell him the BBC is a paedo gang (which it is) and they'll fuck off.
I love those videos of old men shouting in their gardens at TV inspectors.
3c1cc0 No.16159
>>16157
this guy alexander jahans pic related
80b6d6 No.16160
>>16157
kek
the >(1) still scares me though
>>16158
kek this is knew to me, i have to google this now tbh
55c867 No.16161
3d3248 No.16162
is 22 in therapy with dogger?
6a2be9 No.16165
>>16147
My taste is fairly bland and entry-level. I used to binge on rewatching Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies over and over again as a child. Old capeshit too, like 70s Superman, Tim Burton Batman and the early 00s Spiderman. It's all flashy pleb stuff so I should be Hollywood's target consumer, and yet everything is so shit and I have no motivation to try anything else.
Now I just don't really watch anything at all.
d947d8 No.16166
>>16141
Modern cinema is awful, and the average human has less access now to classic film than ever before. Look at this list of classics, how many people do you think who consider themselves cinema-goers have ever seen these films? And these are just the start of "classic" cinema.
cbf66c No.16167
5978d1 No.16168
>>16167
Holy shit lad fucking necrosis is disgusting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
72f8d7 No.16169
>>16168
need some eye bleach now lad
15a989 No.16171
>>16167
Why haven't they put her down yet?
1f9795 No.16172
>>16165
try 'i don't feel at home in this world anymore'
be376f No.16173
Waiting for doctor to phone.
a3020d No.16175
>>16174
why do you need the doctor
78defe No.16176
>>16175
He told me to phone him if I wasn't contacted by some people, so he could chase them up on it.
3154fc No.16177
3a1134 No.16178
>>16176
>>16175
Me phone him as in make an appointment with the reception for him to phone back.
0ee0f5 No.16179
>>16177
The fuck did you just call me!?
c4d98c No.16181
>>16179
That's what your pic says.
db5390 No.16182
>>16177
>dvach
I'm glad that's gone
b05eee No.16185
why do you bastards keep creating new boards?
632cdc No.16186
>>16182
It's not gone you prick
e2ac9f No.16187
>>16184
stay up lad and fix your schedule!
c7eda5 No.16188
>>16185
british individualism
fda5d3 No.16189
>>16187
I'll just end up ruining it anyway…
56cbe3 No.16190
>>16186
I thought they took down dvach because of illegal activities?
ecfbbd No.16191
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
fuck I missed this yesterday
FRESH KAY
Beef Stroganoff
>>16189
smh lad.. you need a mummy or daddy to force you awake in the mornings
45c8ff No.16192
>>16190
Yes the old admin sits now I think but they have a new domain and a new admin
c68761 No.16193
eating food while watching cooking on youtube is like wanking to porn tbh
99b0af No.16194
>>16192
I remember my friend telling about how criminals would post all sorts of dangerous shit on it openly, which reminded me of the old halfchan threads about going to 2ch.ru and the original 2chan to "bring something back" and all these strange russian and japanese memis.
10a2f9 No.16195
>>16191
>smh lad.. you need a mummy or daddy to force you awake in the mornings
I'm not a child lad I just have no reason to get up early, and if they tried to do that i'd tell them to fuck off tbh,
b098f8 No.16197
>>16195
>I just have no reason to get up early
your health lad..
f0189e No.16198
>>16193
watching cooking on youtube when you're hungry makes you want to eat beef stroganoff
be back later…
f31d1f No.16200
>>16197
I got bigger problems than not waking up early lad.
67a3b8 No.16201
>>16176
>>16178
about your weight?
3717eb No.16202
5e94be No.16203
>when you waiting to hear what your son says about your food
92731a No.16204
>>16196
What is this Imperium?
597ba9 No.16206
>>16201
Naa.
Weights fucked lad but doc can't help with that.
Stomach problems, nothing serious though I think that's what doc said anyay, probably a stomach ulcer...
a331fd No.16207
>>16196
>>16204
if we're still talking films, it's a decent one.
Harry Potter & The Chambers of Gas
200748 No.16208
>>16204
Anglos are going away. We have no race left in us. We are decadent.
We must ally with the Chinese and create an imperium or perish. Imagine it! The creativity and empathy of the Anglos, mixed with the insect-like work ethic of the Chinks. Anglo individuality, but tempered by Sino collectivism.
It would be an empire to span the ages.
ee503c No.16209
LADS KAY WAS ON HARRY HILL SHE'S GOING TO BE FAMOUS
5bc51c No.16210
>>16206
>>16201
anyway, probably a stomach ulcer.
*
07546f No.16211
>>16208
i've got a chinese ex wife and can confirm this is not the answer.
NEVER MARRY CHINESE
07d406 No.16212
>>16208
Why chinks?
The Japs are the masters of the far east
bc8ba5 No.16215
>>16212
imperium poster is 50% chinese
8e5b89 No.16216
0b98d0 No.16217
chinky women can't do this tho
6f0743 No.16218
a08c94 No.16219
b5ead5 No.16221
>>16214
tbf HK is tight as fuck and the HK women are pretty based. I'm talking about mainlanders.
c06e36 No.16222
>>16221
Anglos are destined to reshape the mainland by governing it with a firm but fair iron fist
ffe35b No.16223
>>16212
I'm almost certain I wrote that pasta originally.
I chose Chinese because at the time I remember there was something in the news about the Chinese president coming here or I heard about lots of Chinese investment here or something. Doesn't really matter. I actually would prefer Japanese over Chinese myself it was just memiing.
553346 No.16224
>>16216
Thanks lad, it's annoying having to wait for test results and appointments though tbh.
62c545 No.16225
>>16223
You wrote one that was nonspecific about both whites and asians.
I adapted it to be more accurate.
c1dd05 No.16226
>>16208
And then what? The English will be all mixed then, what happens to them after that? That happens to Anglo women, should they mix with chinks also?
685ec8 No.16227
>>16225
Ah.
So why did you choose Chinese then?
acb8b2 No.16228
>>16226
Here's how it works
>Anglo men and chinky women mix
>Anglo women are concubines to create anglo men
>Chinky men are manual labour slaves
>any hafu boys are aborted
57002b No.16229
>>16216
>>16224
Going to appointments that is, tbh the whole thing is annoying.
WHY CAN'T I STAY INSIDE LIKE A GOOD NEET I DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.
e84cec No.16230
>>16226
we would just be absorbed into the chinese without a trace of anglo left. reminder the originial chinese were aryan but because of mixing they are now the chinks we see today
7512a9 No.16231
>>16224
>>16229
i feel sorry for you tbhgood luck
f21263 No.16232
>>16219
it's more than smoking lad
d8000c No.16233
>>16231
Why lad, I said it's nothing serious?
90ef4a No.16234
>>16232
do you have the one where they're sitting in a bedroom but edited to be nazi
b39dfb No.16235
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LADS
Kays Good Cooking TV Appearance
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hope the fame doesn't change her
ca3deb No.16236
>>16228
But then the male population will me zero on both sides, and it will leave a completely female feminist utopia. I can't quite follow. Also the English women, what do they do all the while?
c3ac0a No.16237
>>16232
Posing with guns? Asians can do that.
bac25d No.16238
>>16227
>>16232
Where's their dicks lads, this is a bit gay tbh.
400ebf No.16239
>>16232
she's smoking
>>16233
still finding it annoying so i still feel sorry for you tbhdont overthink it tbh
19bd55 No.16240
>>16234
I have the original not the nazi one
426062 No.16241
>>16236
Can you read?
>Anglo women are concubines to create anglo men
>>16232
2af006 No.16242
>>16239
*Overthinks it.*
Thanks lad.
9c6d4d No.16243
>>16240
thanks lad good enough
c23f45 No.16244
>>16241
Lad you know they don't compare
12478e No.16245
gonna go sit still like a dickhead for 5 minutes lads
4c16b4 No.16246
>>16241
sorry missed that.
So equally two sexes will lose from this. Additionally, the chinks will be the inferior in both cases. Since China's so much bigger than Britain and not going away like you said, why would they agree on something they lose?
5301ef No.16248
>>16244
Yeah, the non chinky women can't compare. >>16246
>why would they agree on something they lose?
Because anglo men are better.
c00f60 No.16249
>>16246
No one loses.
A new superior race is created from the union of white men and Asian women. We all win.
751b91 No.16250
26e49b No.16251
>>16248
But Anglo women aren't? What makes the chinks superior to the whites when you just said the white men are better?
Explain how exactly Anglo men are better.
And like I said China is much bigger than Britain, how are they in danger?
>>16249
But it will be only women lad. Imperiumposter said the boys will be aborted. Also the chink men definitely loose, and I don't know if the anglettes find it that great to be breeders. The chink men would never agree to this and they're currently in charge of what goes on in their country.
Just want to understand it better lads.
4f1a2c No.16252
>>16251
My understanding of IMPERIVM is white men breed Asian women and create a new superior race.
Maybe me and the other IMPERIVM poster have a different interpration of it.
1a16f7 No.16253
>>16251
>anglettes
Superb, word of the day.
>>16252
But how exactly is the race superior lad?
7184ab No.16255
>>16253
white men > asian men
asian women > white women
44a1e9 No.16256
>>16252
A race of Eliot rogers? And what do the white women and asian men in the meantime? Also breed?
6e729f No.16257
>>16222
how can that happen when we've already lost HK to the mainland?
36b03c No.16258
http://uk.askmen.com/news/dating/pornhub-reveals-the-body-women-really-want-and-it-s-not-a-six-pack.html
>The Pornhub spokesman told the Daily Star, “The most popular porn searched by women is ‘lesbian’ and has been for several years. Women searching for men of a particular type generally will use terms like ‘big dick’ or ‘black/ebony’.”
46b3a2 No.16259
>>16256
>A race of Eliot rogers?
Elliot was the way he was because of his terrible parents. Stefan Molyneux did a video on him actually. It's quite shocking how poorly he was raised.
>And what do the white women and asian men in the meantime?
It doesn't matter.
252c33 No.16260
>>16255
Thats not an actual equation you nigger.
f772de No.16261
>>16247
thanks lad. it was alright.
>>16254
*justifies life of failure with the delusion that the government will call upon him in a time of crisis and apologise for their mistreatment of him*
*cries*
bf0704 No.16262
>>16258
>trusting a porn site to give accurate information
c87af1 No.16263
I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FUCKING ARSE
d24e27 No.16264
>>16255
White Women WW, Asian Women AW, Asian Men AM, White Men WM:
AW+WM= X
WW+AM= X-1
There you go lad.
9000b0 No.16265
*TEARS YOUR ANUS*
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD
cbf662 No.16266
>>16258
when I went to visit my mum yesterday and she asked me to show her what guitar tabs are when I opened the browser on her ipad it went to japanese mature lesbian porn
c1bdff No.16268
416d71 No.16269
>>16266
top kek lad thats what you get
240241 No.16270
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>>16266
fucking hell….here's to you.
2d04f4 No.16271
>>16266
Pfffffffffffffffffthahahahah. Pretty funny tbh lad.
6b0ab1 No.16272
>>16266
You need to look through her history and see if she likes black men too.
I looked through my mummies Amazon orders and saw she'd bought some lesbian DVDs.
c18c97 No.16273
Girls love lesbian porn because it's more affectionate tbh
8900f5 No.16274
>>16272
>bought lesbian dvds off amazon
gimme back my sides ffs. i can't cope.
1d06b9 No.16275
MUMMIES NEED LOVING TOO YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
b0a8ce No.16276
>>16275
>Yo Anon, say Hail Herts to your new daddy
3f35c8 No.16277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no autistic gf that I bullied on a comment section
feel bad about now tbh
78b123 No.16278
>>16276
Would be nice to have a daddy after 23 years tbh
8f994b No.16279
>>16270
accurate
>>16272
>You need to look through her history and see if she likes black men too.
I'd rather not lad…
470a30 No.16281
>>16279
>tfw you find mummy-sun incest porn
What would you do then lass?
d6077e No.16283
>>16278
damn son, what did you do to make him leave?
aa462b No.16284
>>16278
tfw have actually overheard my father having phone sex, its mentally scarring tbh.
c68a8f No.16285
>>16281
probably check into a nuthouse lad
a7ac0d No.16286
>>16283
Grew inside my mummy's belly smh he was 15 tbf
af9784 No.16288
>>16286
fucking hell lad. you didn't miss any quality parenting from a 15 year old tbf.
999834 No.16289
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH KOKSAL PLAYING BACKGAMMON
d78b6f No.16290
5f19b4 No.16291
>>16286
what would he say if you tracked his dna down and contacted him?
73f35a No.16292
>>16289
only watching if he attacks his opponent.
af0bb7 No.16294
>>16291
I already have less though i haven't contacted him tbh mostly Welsh then some English smh
I have a little brother too now lmao I may contact him one day incase he got rich tbh
a0de5e No.16295
>>16289
What the fuck, who plays like this? Are they playing upside down? Is this normal in backgammon?
d81d26 No.16297
>>16295
I have no idea what's going on and I'm surprised koksal has the mental capacity to play tbh
d9fe12 No.16300
6d7b55 No.16301
>>16235
Holy shit lad, she's one of a big girls now
5dc2bd No.16304
>>16302
it's the little kiss on the head at the end, you wouldn't be able to help but do it but it must piss off old koksal something rotten.
1e903d No.16305
4bc680 No.16308
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She has super super super shocking and bad news lads smh worried tbh
9f1fd7 No.16309
>>16306
WEW *beats you with a broom*
how you been lad?
488860 No.16310
>>16307
sorry m8 i'm out of pics
59762e No.16311
>all this Imperium posting
Laaaaaaaaad pls my willy can't take it
b59383 No.16312
>>16308
oh nooo not her harddrive
3a6051 No.16313
>Imperium posting
This only digusts me tbh, any thought of race mixing makes me want to throw up
59e04b No.16314
*plays soothing music to calm his autistic swimming waifu*
46177c No.16315
>>16309
Don't want drama but I'm still upset. How are you?
045753 No.16316
When your mummy cuts your hair.
3d87fc No.16318
what's a good single player game a toaster can run?
df2cd9 No.16319
1194ee No.16320
>>16315
>still upset.
What happened lad?
32f775 No.16321
>>16316
kek
>>16318
Mount and blade:warband
44e99e No.16322
>>16318
>>16319
meant for you not for
>>16306
ae53f3 No.16324
167b2c No.16325
631323 No.16326
>>16315
oh.. sorry lad. doesn't sit well with me either. day has been alright so far lad, nice and sunny. going to do gardening later I think
>>16318
s.t.a.l.k.e.r
79180c No.16328
>>16326
I do love STALKER
>>16321
>>16319
played both of those to death ngl but I do love them
601318 No.16329
>>16327
*uses force noose to slay him*
903ad7 No.16330
>>16313
But lad it's your British duty to the human race to impregnate as many alien women as possible. This is the only peaceful way to bring all of mankind closer to the optimum human state.
398dbd No.16332
>>16328
have you played bastard bonds
b296c6 No.16334
>>16320
Leon being permanently banned.
>>16326
yeah it's been nice here too. Gone for a long walk and been sitting in the sun for a bit trying to meditate but it was more like just resting. Saw your post asking about therapy and dogger earlier, but just didn't feel like posting tbh
58b2ce No.16335
>>16333
ooof nice lad, checked
f7d21e No.16337
>>16330
I'm not bringing a bunch of Elliot Rodgers into the world fam
Other races should just an hero en masse tbh
2ddd39 No.16338
818d13 No.16340
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO MINISTER'S SON NO
9e757c No.16341
>>16334
>Leon being permanently banned.
Oh, she'll be fine lad don't worry.
8c331f No.16342
>>16163
Love that film, lad.
60a8ef No.16343
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*does beanboozled challenge with cutie autistic girl neighbour*
1400ed No.16344
>>16343
if she was of age i'd bamboozle her bean
b7544e No.16346
>>16334
>Gone for a long walk and been sitting in the sun for a bit trying to meditate
oh that sounds pretty comfy lad.
> but it was more like just resting.
yeah that's how it feels for me tbh I think it's supposed to be like that
>Saw your post asking about therapy and dogger earlier, but just didn't feel like posting tbh
ahhh no worries lad I understand
>tfw this is me right now
dc41d9 No.16347
>>16344
I'd do it anyway kek
JUST A BIT OF HARMLESS RAPE LADS LMAO
b4e29e No.16348
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
DON'T COME ROUND TONIGHT IF YOU'RE ANYTHING BUT WHITE
THEEEEEERE'S A RACEWAR ON THE RISE!!
dd810c No.16351
A bully is spamming the thread lads
291d6b No.16352
♫… you'll be given love… you'll be taken care of…♫
Thanks, Lamb
bdcfab No.16353
>>16350
What for though, lad?
18a01d No.16355
>>16346
yeah can't have glare on your screen, it's bad for you I've heard.
11339c No.16356
>>16354
*puts hand on your leg*
Are you just gonna point that gun or is it gonna fire?
570ece No.16358
>>16352
>I got a boner and cried at the same time while the robots were kissing because the robots had a lot of passion while making out so that made me cry, but also it was sexy so I got a raging boner. And btw I ain't a pussy just because I cried. I can beat anyone up because I'm a good fist fighter so if you call me a pussy for crying then I'll fucking kill you and have your corpse put up for public display. That's how badass and non-pussy I am.
wew
014ed0 No.16359
>>16358
Yeah fuck whatever that music video is. The concert version is better anyway.
3e0f17 No.16360
TRUMP 😫is my 🏃🏻daddy 💕💦role model 🏅🎉🌟all-star🌟. i'm gonna GRAB👊🏻✊🏻some pussies,😹😻👌🏻 🚫BAN🚫some muslims👳🏽👳🏽, and ‼️BUILD👷🏻🙆🏼♂️ some walls. maybe if i'm 🍀lucky🍀 daddy💦 trump will elect 😱ME🌵 as his cummy 🇺🇸representative🇺🇸
b2ef2a No.16361
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*makes even louder noises*
Fucking hell lads smh
2d31aa No.16362
>>16361
do you actually watch all of these lad?
1128c5 No.16363
>>16341
That's good, but she won't be here.
>>16361
you keep having new waifus, lad
89db1c No.16364
>>16362
I think I may also have legit 'tism tbh
*collects sweet wrappers and takes them out now and again to feel their textures and colours*
>>16363
There is only one eternal waifu for me
85e399 No.16365
>>16364
>There is only one eternal waifu for me
Who?
83d6a3 No.16367
>>16365
French bully girl from that weird show with Florian Phillipot tbh
14c6d5 No.16368
fb8a99 No.16369
>>16364
>legit 'tism
fair enough then lad
9ac390 No.16370
>>16368
I don't even know her name smh but she is a leftist bully
From this debate tbh
https://www.facebook.com/philippot.f/videos/1300913149992895/
df7327 No.16371
♫ … All is full of love…♫
26ca58 No.16372
>>16370
>he is a hipster about his waifus
wew, lad
eb19dd No.16373
>>16372
The waifu must find you lass, no matter where or how they will find you. It is a special connection between a neet and his love.
e89a39 No.16374
>>16373
I'm too good at hiding, lad. She'll never find me.
95ecac No.16377
ac3f4c No.16379
-Ramsay bows to the Stroganoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess umami-like abilities
-Control McDonalds with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & restaurants globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal cook blood line
-Will bankroll the first cafes on Mars (Strogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of GMO editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer soylent will in all likelihood be soylent Stroganoffs
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two cooks who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of good food and unprecedented culinary progress with them
-They own Nanochef R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Strogabots inside you right now
-The Stroganoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Food to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the dinner between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Stroganoffs diner in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their food reserves with the twins. There’s no food in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Stroganoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
71b82d No.16380
>>16377
>>16378
I'd join the tribe for her tbh
b6e3c2 No.16381
>Tfw no one to play age of empires with
0d8eda No.16382
>>16380
simply not attractive
e2a630 No.16383
>>16382
I understand why others wouldn't find her attractive but I think she's very sexy, but also cute sometimes.
52ab19 No.16384
f130ce No.16386
>>16382
tbhalthough she does have a rockin pari of tits tbh
c0b6b6 No.16387
4bfb01 No.16388
5c4c5d No.16389
>>16387
nothing just a trick
74eee7 No.16390
>tfw no one to play comfy RTS games with where we explore the map and create beautiful towns whilst fending vicious natives and rival colonists
smh
188ef8 No.16391
>>16390
>tfw no neo-nazi age of empires clan in school
1ab38d No.16393
bc1547 No.16394
>>16389
you cheeky bugger smh
da123c No.16397
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>>16396
This is what happens when you don't make what I want for dinner
d51e15 No.16398
Reminder to take the Golden Pill™.
>Upcoming videos:
>☩ The situation in Sweden, and the way to solve it.
Leave your wives and girlfriends so you can make more YouTube videos and write articles about "metapolitics". That's how we win.
e99206 No.16399
>>16398
If only.
>tfw there are just too many people to kill
99e02b No.16400
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reeeeeeee I just want to go back
7e3c6e No.16401
>>16400
back.. back to the past
1338fd No.16403
83c30d No.16404
>>16402
Lass
>>16401
got to go back back back
back to the past past past
5db839 No.16406
>>16405
How are you? I didn't see you much in the last thread
347816 No.16407
>>16406
I'm fine, I've been out lad.
085a18 No.16408
>>16407
where you been lass?
219c8f No.16410
>>16408
Having my daily walk. When I say daily, I mean whenever the sun's out tbh..
686c90 No.16411
>>16410
You run on solar energy?
92e993 No.16412
>>16410
fair enough lass, it can be nice to go for sunny walks tbf
7b9d8a No.16413
>>16411
>he doesnt photosynthesize
smh
87e8b5 No.16415
>>16411
I do lad, everybody needs a bit of sunlight to live.
>>16412
I miss the walking and cycling I did almost every day last summer. It's been a miserable wet winter.
7d3d84 No.16416
>>16415
its been pretty naff tbh, i want to get a dogger so i cna walk it for summer tbh
5fad64 No.16418
>>16416
You'll also have to walk it in the winter, lad. Even when it's stormy tbh. **or get a treadmill*
f3743d No.16419
>>16418
i know tbh i saw youre secret message lad smh
0d4c4a No.16420
>>16419
secret message? The fucked up spoiler? I-it's not like I'm sending other secret messages ehehehhhh
84f25a No.16421
>>16420
LAD YOU JUST SLIPPED UP I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SPOILERSILLYSILLYBOY
f7a228 No.16422
>>16421
Thank God. Was afraid you had seen one of the actual secret messages. wew
c06479 No.16424
>>16422
what have you been sayingabout me
be11bc No.16426
>>16425
smfh you are conspiring with pembsIm telling
ffebcf No.16427
>>16415
>I miss the walking and cycling I did almost every day last summer. It's been a miserable wet winter.
I did that too. Would walk to the park over my side of the river at the town border and buy tuna sandwiches at a gas station and feed them to crows. But I just didn't have time recently.
6d51b6 No.16428
1941af No.16429
af3087 No.16430
>>16429
Tuna is great lad. All fish is great. All sea things are great.
541dae No.16431
>>16429
>>16427
>>16425
>>16415
What are you chaps up to this evening?
e2483b No.16432
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>>16429
It's shite tbh
Other sea food is good but tuna is yucky wucky woo smh
Also, fresh chubfu
82f6e1 No.16433
>>16431
risk should be today
52699d No.16436
I love tuna.
>tfw will never be 6 years old going around my best friends house to play n64 and eat tuna pasta
20c732 No.16437
764580 No.16438
>>16431
what I hope we are all up to :^)
6ff5a1 No.16439
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
0fde47 No.16440
>>16439
stop it lad you'll make it worse
b668b2 No.16441
>>16436
I used to like tuna but not so much now tbh
>>16438
Sorry lad but I won't play tonight
Maybe next week I will but in the meantime I hope you lads have a good game
fb4bf5 No.16443
>>16431
Just going to have a shower in a bit. I don't know what else to do today tbh so I'll probably fill the void by doing absolutely nothing as usual.
b14c29 No.16444
>>16440
*turns into a bull*
Now girl will have to love me. Someone polish my horns so I can play out tbh
bb1d24 No.16446
>>16443
You can play risk with us, lass
c56b02 No.16447
>>16441
smh no worries lad thanks
9e7389 No.16448
2ab37f No.16449
>>16445
*sticks my horns into her back and gouges out her stomach only to masturbate into the remains strewn around the compound*
only joking tbh
5af8c3 No.16450
123210 No.16451
mummy bought nougat and banana milkshake for me lads
*passes them up to chew on dried grass so that my horns will have a good shine to them*
a5a8b5 No.16453
>>16451
pass up nana shakes…wtf lad check your privs
f97f2d No.16454
>>16447
Yeah I've just been ill lately so I'm limiting PC use today tbh
0bcace No.16455
>>16444
Trips confirm, BovinePoster.
>>16443
>fill the void by doing nothing
:(
>>16438
Its looking likely Ill join tbh, the only pubs nearby are crap.
>>16435
… ha
>>16434
:( Are you aging prematurely lad? Severely dehydrated? Been in a bath too long?
6dc950 No.16456
>>16451
*looks around to make sure nobody's around*
*grabs your nose ring and twists it*
*derives pleasure from your painful screams*
who /likestohurtanimalsandalsogetsoffongettingawaywithit/ here?
4f1094 No.16457
>>16455
no you didnt ask me how i was doing :(
ccea07 No.16458
>>16456
*runs through a spanish city in agony goring all the descendants of Moorish invaders that the reconquista and inquisition missed*
eae8e7 No.16460
>>16458
Good black bull. It's their fault I pulled your nose ring. They pain me, so I have to take it out on something smh
81cc4b No.16461
>>16454
that sucks lad fair enough
>>16455
>Its looking likely Ill join tbh, the only pubs nearby are crap.
good lad. more the merrier tbh
67b2bb No.16462
>all the girls where I live are ugly or taken
BULL MECH SUIT ACTIVATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
276c14 No.16463
What's a good outlet for anger where I won't hurt myself, lads?
f601e8 No.16464
>>16457
AHHHH GOOD HEAVENS SIR! FORGIVETH MINE POOR MANNER! HOW ARTETH THOU ME OLDE BRITPOSTER? PORTENTOUS AS EVER I TRUST? JOLLY TREMENDOUS TO ENCOUNTER YOU HERE, TBH LAD
better?
cf0561 No.16465
5c1836 No.16466
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New underagefus
>>16463
Tommy Muir
135e93 No.16468
>>16463
scream into a pillow lad
ea8890 No.16469
>>16462
Bullfrog mech suit tbh
65db68 No.16470
>>16462
just steal evropa lad
>>16463
tell me what made you angry lad.
5e2817 No.16471
>>16463
Convert to Shia Islam and join the Houthis
>Death to America
>Death to Israel
>Curse on the Jews
tbh
df4a92 No.16472
>>16463
better!
>>16466
>New underagefus
lad even as a joke
dced14 No.16473
>>16466
Yeah but that's a bit final, lad
>>16467
A loud xeno only makes me more angry, lad
>>16468
I guess that helps some
>>16470
YOU KNOW WHAT LASS I CAN'T HELP IT
>>16471
I'd rather blow them up tbh
33f0d6 No.16475
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>one of your favourite songs is written by a jew concerning the holocaust
4df03f No.16476
>>16473
Fair dos lad
We can get rid of them we've dealt with the Sunnis
c9da68 No.16477
5057bb No.16478
>>16474
would probebly just mess it up tbh
aab0bf No.16479
*throws a tantrum and punches Herts*
I'm going for an angry walk smh
6b974f No.16480
>>16472
Nah, they're sixteen and over I think tbh not that I care about some arbitray gobshite tbh I just judge by biology tbh
ba2b16 No.16481
>>16479
What's wrong lad? Why punch me?
2daee5 No.16482
>>16479
You mad about Leon lass?
face49 No.16483
b0c6df No.16484
*falls of a cliff and is eaten by sharks*
134377 No.16485
1800ac No.16487
>>16483
I see. I just want to move on from it tbh
d8790e No.16488
>>16430
>tfw no tuna steak
smhhh
20f647 No.16489
>tfw even the mods here aren't as tyrannical as chodemonkey
10 out of 35 of my VPNs have been banned, usually by imkikefy or chodemonkey smh.
d6ea86 No.16490
>>16489
I'd ask what you posted but that'd just get you banned again wouldn't it?
79a4fd No.16491
>>16487
that will take time
>>16489
wew
a7bca5 No.16492
>>16490
I use Mullvad so it's usually pedos or goons that end up getting them banned tbh. That post wasn't mine.
bc8157 No.16493
>>16473
Sorry lad but everyone moved on now and you should too. Brexit means Brexit.
f4ca6e No.16495
when's risk? I'm really bored an AoE 3 online wont work
9c5488 No.16496
>>16492
I see tbh, that's probably a problem with using Mullvad, you're among company like paedos.
>>16495
>AoE3
Lad…
d0871c No.16497
71e6e7 No.16498
>>16496
It's fun lad, I used to be good at the online smh
1aa989 No.16499
>>16498
I'll admit to having played it and it is somewhat fun but it can't hold a candle to its predecessors tbh. It killed the AoE franchise.
36d755 No.16500
>>16497
We don't ask /brit/ this time right? That'll turn into only more autistic screeching.
abcc93 No.16501
>>16499
Eeeeh, I liked it, a different game for sure, but still quite enjoyable.
34f980 No.16502
>>16496
pedos are the canary in the coal mine tbh, once they're banned you're next
b36cc6 No.16503
Grandad's dogs are stronger than even you
kek, chix are so easily impressed
d3207e No.16504
>>16500
I think i'll just post that there's a risk game on but wont say where or link it
82bfb7 No.16505
>>16501
To each their own tbh
>>16502
True to an extent in modern society but paedos are still paedos.
2e3c34 No.16507
1e9c14 No.16509
a70918 No.16510
>>16506
LAAAAD
so glad to see you tbh
d1abc1 No.16511
>>16506
*Catches you in Scotland*
56ffd7 No.16512
>>16508
alt-lite is cancer tbh
701d06 No.16514
>>>/leftypol/1504448
I knew commies were dumb but wtf
0a94ac No.16517
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YO DADDY WHERE MY BOW WOW AT NIGGA!?
2aaa64 No.16520
>>16514
thats just… stupid tbh
ae00b1 No.16521
b3658a No.16523
>>16520
They shame the Parti Communiste tbh
bc5a7b No.16524
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>this is what schizophrenia sounds like
spooked
>>16523
you a commie?
f59d8a No.16525
>>16514
>that thread
/leftypol/ has constant infighting all the time
activate the Jahanses
87ceec No.16526
>>16524
it's fucked. have you seen that simulator one as well? it's pretty accurate when you think the tv is talking to you and shit.
75b8ea No.16527
69858b No.16528
>>16514
>I knew commies were dumb
Please don't bully Dafty
12bbf5 No.16529
>>16526
i havent, i'll look it up
0fcaef No.16530
>>16505
Lad that's a /freech/ memi, don't believe anyone that says it smh.
f7f269 No.16531
1c9926 No.16532
>>16528
>I'm a commie now
Please don't bully me
dac129 No.16533
gonna juice some fruit in the juicier
de37c7 No.16534
>>16524
Of course lad, kill the bourgeoisie!
No but I sympathise somewhat with nationalist communists. Jean-Marie Le Pen also spoke respectfully about them.
>>16525
I'm prepping them now tbh
>>16528
She isn't a commie tbh I hope not anyway
>>16530
I'm not exactly accepting of paedos lad.
17c935 No.16535
>>16534
hmm i got my eye on you lad yeah i can see what you mean tbh
4670d0 No.16536
mummy has fed me too much and i am about to go sicc
3e482b No.16537
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Operation Wandering Soul was a propaganda campaign exercised by U.S. Forces during the Vietnam War.
The operation played off the belief of many Vietnamese in the "wandering soul":
"It is the Vietnamese belief that the dead must be buried in their homeland, or their soul will wander aimlessly in pain and suffering. Vietnamese feel that if a person is improperly buried, then their soul wanders constantly. They can sometimes be contacted on the anniversary of their death and near where they died. Vietnamese honor these dead souls on a holiday when they return to the site where they died."[1]
U.S. engineers spent weeks recording eerie sounds and altered voices - which pretended to be killed Vietcong - for use in the operation, with the intended purpose of instilling a sense of turmoil within the enemy, the desired result being for the soldier to flee his position. Helicopters were sometimes employed to broadcast recordings,[2] in which the voices called on their "descendants" in the Vietcong to defect and cease fighting.
The extent of the operation's success is unknown. The Vietcong usually encountered return fire if they reacted to the recordings, thus nullifying the intended outcome of the operation.
e778a1 No.16538
SIIIIIIIIIICK MUMMY I'M SIIIIIIIICK I WANT MEDICINE NOOOOOOOOOOW MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
97e07b No.16539
Should have undetaken Operation Imperium
04083d No.16540
>>>/leftypol/1509105
what the fuck is happening
d4dad4 No.16541
>>16540
I guess this is what happens when liberals see Islam for what is but remain bluepilled on everything else
That or it's /pol/ shitposting
c60bdb No.16542
>>16537
really interesting lad
>>16540
smh atleast they got that right
36e7b9 No.16543
DON'T TIE POOR BUMBUM UP
THE ROPE!!!
IT BURNS US!
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT ALL THOSE SWEETIES BEFORE DIN DINS
LEAVE POOR BUMBUMS ALONE
IT BURNS US IT DOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
52120d No.16544
do you lads know who Mole is?
4f4941 No.16545
>>16540
leftypol being leftypol
>>16541
Islam being called a reactionary religion is not an uncommon left wing thought, the dead hitchen's brother and the most left wing atheists were prominently anti-islam before the 2005 or so, like the charlie hebdo guys and left wing cartoonists who got their heads cut off
a65ecb No.16546
>>16542
Lad that EUfag is the worst poster on leftypol. He's German too. A Verhofstadt cuck and "Deutschland verrecke" tier antifa and even the board hates him.
8e0a12 No.16547
>>16544
The lad from wind in the willows?
4a5565 No.16548
>>16545
True enough, I guess I'm just too young to remember a time when mainstream left wingers were anti-Islam.
0ce1ae No.16549
>>16544
Wind in the Willows?
17ec7c No.16550
>>16544
Main character in Wind in the Willows ain't he?
717f02 No.16551
>>16547
Great minds think alike lad.
70d5b0 No.16552
>>16548
smh lad I'm only 18
f29032 No.16553
09e851 No.16554
>>16376
>>16380
Heimbachs already been in that boyo.
2bc1b5 No.16555
>>16552
tbh I'm not really aware of pre-current times liberal thought except in a broad sense
4ad8db No.16556
>>16554
I'm aware of her history with him. She went out with him a few times and then he decided he was racist or something and think he left her.
She never fucked him or anything.
I don't remember the details really but it amounts to nothing.
006335 No.16558
>>16557
Is this dog eater already mixed race, imperium lad?
a5bc48 No.16559
0a2f2a No.16560
>>16554
Fuck sake, he looks like an chink, spic, and huwhite all rolled into one
320abd No.16561
>>16559
ye lad let me get comfy first
cb1a1d No.16562
>>16560
this is what the average american will look like in 2050 and it's beautiful
350734 No.16563
>>16560
Most "white nationalists" are heavily mixed, Jewish or homosexual or all three. It's an American thing originally.
c6907e No.16564
hope 22 comes back in time tbh
6d47ff No.16565
>>16560
Yeah, we have plenty of Finns here.
e49cb8 No.16566
>>16562
>implying they don't already look like that
>>16563
Yeah it's one of the big reasons why /pol/ is such shit
>>16565
Finngols are alright tbh
1745d0 No.16567
>>16561
*massages you with no sexual goal i just want to make you happy with scented candles*
a8ff4d No.16568
caf15f No.16569
hope 22 comes back from his walk in time tbh
504ed5 No.16571
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>1:07
What's the betting that nigger raped one of those cheerleaders smh
3d86aa No.16572
I want new rule. Gookposting only allowed under a spoiler.
640c8f No.16573
18d162 No.16574
>>16572
>Rulefagging
>Over-moderation
Come on now…
48415d No.16575
>>16574
>democratic moderation
:^)
190c1f No.16576
>>16569
He's never coming back…its getting dark.
56c6a3 No.16577
>>16524
>oneetus says she hears voices
226c80 No.16578
>>16576
>getting dark
Where are you, France?
b9e855 No.16579
>>16574
>Rule-fagging over rule-fagging
>Moderating over-moderation
Come on now…
f7d347 No.16580
506cdb No.16581
>>16575
(Direct) Democracy is just mob rule which is what you want here.
>>16579
That makes no sense. I haven't proposed any rules or made an appeal to an existing one or reported anyone or anything like that.
71d935 No.16582
>>16574
Ok whatever man it's just the two of you who enjoy it.
ab0110 No.16583
>>16582
>Only two people enjoy it therefore it shouldn't be allowed
Not only is this not an argument, it's not even true. People have expressed dislike for it, but others have remained silent. It isn't established that literally only me and one other guy like it.
989c87 No.16584
>>16581
reported for protesting too much
bdf423 No.16585
5c0d54 No.16586
>>16581
Did you not take your Alpha Brain this morning?
b4f733 No.16587
>>16572
I hate imperiumposting too and I agree with the sentiment but I don't want to overmoderate tbh
I'll just give a short ban if it reaches spam levels
9f38ea No.16588
>>16586
I don't know what that is.
4dab96 No.16589
>>16587
i say keep it around people will start talking if you try to moderate to much
bcad31 No.16590
>>16578
I'm from the international city
da6af4 No.16591
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First the came for Leon and I said nothing because I didn't care
Then they came for Imperium posting because it was cancer
Then they came for young American girls posting and there were no neets left to speak up for me
5b849c No.16592
>>16587
k fair enough but when it gets to complete filth maybe spoiler afterwards
75345e No.16593
976402 No.16594
>>16590
>international city
*googles it*
>dubai
….
804043 No.16595
>young American girls posting
5f98e7 No.16596
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I wanna watch some old anime now
f5ecb5 No.16597
>>16588
It's a genius pill made by swarthy Italians.
212045 No.16598
>>16594
London is apparantly one after the terror attacks.
932936 No.16599
>>16589
I've always wanted to be relatively hands off despite what people may think of me
>>16592
If it's that bad I will spoiler, don't worry.
46dbbf No.16600
c12a1e No.16602
>>16599
actions speak louder then text tbh, i would say just let this one go tbh
0db89c No.16603
ada02e No.16604
Enjoy your evening lads, I'm off
>>16602
True tbh
a19a51 No.16606
5587d2 No.16607
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>>16603
i like this one too
the lads at the start say something like:
>"wow you just know that girl is rich
>"how do you know?"
>"just look at her hair man"
>"so? Who cares if she's rich?"
>"Have you ever seen a rich girl go out with a poor boy?"
or something like that
698af6 No.16608
d238f2 No.16610
Yo! I love you guys! You're cool dudes! Our times have been radical!
Stay awesome dawgs!
dc541b No.16611
British politicians sowed the seeds for Brexit by blaming the European Union for problems over which the bloc has little control and while building an economy dependent on foreign labour, the president of the European commission has said. Writing exclusively for the Guardian as EU leaders meet to celebrate the bloc’s 60th anniversary in Rome, Jean-Claude Juncker warns that “for too long” politicians at a national level have allowed the EU to be a scapegoat, and that the consequences can now be seen.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/24/uk-cant-blame-eu-for-problems-that-led-to-brexit-says-juncker
88fb4a No.16612
>>16596
>>16601
>nujabes died seven years ago
22292d No.16613
>>16607
I love this music only found it like a month or so ago.
b2dcb0 No.16614
cae84c No.16615
>>16609
I have never played risk before lad. How does it work?
2f7c01 No.16616
>>16615
You post nudes tbh
dbde90 No.16618
>>16615
I'll teach you lass you just pick a location and say where you want to expand to, I'll answer any questions
eb3c6b No.16619
>>16613
It's pretty decent isnt it
597126 No.16624
6a84e4 No.16630
>22stone is away
Aaaaaaaaaa he'll be mad if we start without him.
2c331f No.16632
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SATANIC SKELLY GOES FULL BLOWN CIVIC
6e61b0 No.16633
>>16630
this we should wait for him tbh hope he's not out for long
af6afb No.16635
>>16600
vanlad are you here lad
8b4c15 No.16637
>>16568
also are you here lad
af5f6a No.16649
>>16636
play with us imperium
370007 No.16650
>>16649
Don;t know how to play risk and don't want to
5bd271 No.16651
4dee2e No.16652
e57c59 No.16654
57d60f No.16657
>>16635
Just switching phones lad, the datajew has caught up with me, smh.
488bdb No.16658
>>16657
rip lad. will you be able to make it for the big game?
34ff91 No.16661
>>16658
The other one is charging, is it a race between my phone and 22st getting back?
f8c4cd No.16662
>>16661
essentially. game start is at 8pm but you can join at any time really, you'll just be at a disadvantage
9e483d No.16664
>>16661
Say, who is this attractive fellow? I like his posting style tbh.
316624 No.16670
Sorry I'm late my computer wouldn't start. I think it's dying.
61296a No.16672
>>16670
fug I know that feel lad. could be power supply. anyway glad to have you back lad
700591 No.16731
c24cbf No.16753
fa8c97 No.16785
how can white """"women"""" even compete
dc13a6 No.16791
>>16763
Do you get the feeling that when they perfect sex robots they will look Asian because Asian women don't really look human and it will be easier to cross the uncanny valley than with normal women?
d6b850 No.16795
>>16791
>sex robots
Never going to happen tbh
486be7 No.16798
d8ff49 No.16802
98861c No.16815
>>16802
not on a large scale
they'd get banned upon release for being "too realistic" or some shit
531208 No.16819
New track "Liver/pol/" to celebrate the British HWNDU victory.
https://soundcloud.com/user-625608547/liverpol
319678 No.16820
>>16815
>too realistic
>too similar to Asians
Asians are already the beta freeware version of women tbh
0c88d3 No.16824
THERE IS A GANG OF GIRL OUTSIDE MY HOUSE I'M SCARED AND AROUSED
ac9243 No.16825
>>16820
You're an idiot tbh
d051d6 No.16827
>>16824
tell me more
are they sexy? what are they doing?
769a3a No.16828
>>16827
They're mostly good looking and they're just standing on the corner tbh
461cfe No.16836
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
listen to this to get in the mude lads
c875ac No.16845
>>16835
They're probably waiting for the drug dealer to give them some drugs tbh I think one lives in a house across the street smh
1d1e90 No.16848
>>16825
don't be scared of real women, lad. You can do better
7f59c6 No.16850
>>16848
Chinky women are real women, white """"women""" aren't human
5fc235 No.16854
>>16852
I looked out the window at them before and they saw me and now they're gone smh
feaa1e No.16863
Got a book today to learn how to dance properly so i can impress my wife when I get married tbh
87e5c4 No.16870
>>16863
Thinking forward lad, i like it
597a16 No.16904
>>16123
Reminder fur a' ye bufty englishmen. Lang bide Scotland.
85ecfa No.16910
>>16904
>when you're country has an inforiority complex so you feel like you have to constantly try and remind people that you're the best
tbh lad
8a47f4 No.16912
>>16904
>judging a country by it's consumption of pornography
f6cd7c No.16916
>>16904
>trusting a porn site for metrics
????
1f2a75 No.16925
>>16904
Pornhub can tell the difference between English and Scottish users? smdh
291dbf No.16927
>Dave Chapelle tells a rape joke
2fdc5a No.16933
Remember, imperium is the future anyway
d97231 No.16935
>>16904
cba to find it now but iirc the uk is 4th in the world for searches of "cuckold"
687ca4 No.16936
>>16910
"If ah stoap thinking aboot howfur Mohammed and Kuntakinte shags me wife, i-it wull awa wi ye"
>>16925
Google helped thaim lad.
>>16935
All th mair reason tae git oot o th union tbh
444239 No.16937
>>16936
>Leave UK
>Join EU
lel
e71a22 No.16949
>>16937
Hopefully the EU foonder afore we git th Braveheart sae tae speak
96e657 No.16956
An'a all th race mixing in this thread just proves ma point further that th inglish ur inbred trogs.
c9f8f1 No.16988
>>16956
I don't speak hebrew lad
4150a8 No.17006
>>16988
Nah, ye speak something far worse.
c74f73 No.17031
home alone tonight lads
gonna get a cheeky burger from the kebab store
7dd60b No.17039
>>17018
was a nice looking lass and wasn't a bigger img available
3880e0 No.17043
>>17006
Just a reminder that the Celts are one of the lost tribes of Israel.
Anglos = Amalek
6bad92 No.17049
>>17043
Imperium is the last lost tribe of israel
32299f No.17060
>>17049
Imperium is a good option, any thing that undermines the racial purity of Anglos is tbh.
90acd1 No.17088
OK I think I have the very basics of a very basic tango. Just have a little trouble with La Cunita smh but it look like I may get it right tbh
8edcd2 No.17096
>>17056
harlots should put on some clothes tbh
0dd2f6 No.17099
>>17088
good job lad, keep at it
ba2069 No.17112
Fuck didn't meant to g*rlpost
>17095
I mean, why lad? Can't a lad like lasses? Anything else would be homo.
67f5ed No.17115
34836e No.17145
>>17112
But you're daftie. Daftie is a girl.
2fefe2 No.17152
wew lads got la cunita down tbh this dancing lark is fun tbf and shall impress the ladies at the bumbumcourt tbh
a49dce No.17171
>at kebab shop
>get text from my brother, saying he's angry I locked him out
>literally down the road, tell him i'm at the shop and he can come get the keys if he wants
>come back with burger
>he says I could've left the door open
>I had no idea how long he'd be or how long I'd be, so locking the house was the safest bet
>go to my pc to get back to the risk game
>anprim the PS4 wont turn on, what did you do to it!
>literally unplugged the HDMI cable to use my laptop on the TV about two weeks ago
>he thinks this has broken my PS4
>i look at it and deduce somewhere the power isn't plugged in
>he's sitting on the couch on his phone, not trying to solve the problem at all
>he remarks, "well it's your playstation"
>It is my playstation, so I'll fix it tomorrow" and go back to eating dinner
spoilt brat tbh, can't even walk down the road to get the keys from me to get in the house, and expects me to fix something for him without any effort from him
cffcfe No.17182
>>17171 (this has got to be something)
smh fam
ac7a59 No.17203
>>17171
tbh body slam him till he pukes, it's the duty of an older brother.
553fb5 No.17206
>>17203
I'm the younger brother
37dc6e No.17220
>>17171
>a human being born in the last 30(?) years can't into putting cables in slots or plugs in the wall
ff8dd3 No.17222
>>17220
I'm pretty sure he has some undiagnosed cognitive disorders
564245 No.17231
Lads, there's one way imperium has us beat.
They actually clean their asses with water and soap, we just have itchy poo bums and dried poo pants
e39b76 No.17250
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
They would be impressed at my tango argentino tbh
0f4406 No.17258
Fucking knackered all the time lads. Think I'll call it an early knight smh
e1d7bb No.17259
>>17250
when are you going upstage a room of lesser men and steal all their girls?
b11bf6 No.17263
>>17222
Yeah, there's some kind of super-dumb that goes beyond just having low intelligence. I'm pretty stupid but even I can carry out simple instructions.
>>17231
>squat toilet
>bidet
Superior Imperial technology tbh, mad that it hasn't become normal here
8bf137 No.17264
>>17259
During the race war tbh
Also,
DUBS DECIDE WHAT I DREAM OF
5f1911 No.17281
>>17264
nice answer lad. stronk.
dream of being a stronk warrior stealing grills
f5c112 No.17288
0ca7df No.17296
>>17288
checked. sweet dreams bumbumking
09abc4 No.17298
2aea3e No.17301
tfw just woke up from a bad year
b9d1b0 No.17341
tfw made a coffee but forgot to boil the kettle and realised when the cup was half full of tepid water.
b21166 No.17372
>>17341
Bit late for a coffee lad
c25b7f No.17389
>>17372
not for me on a friday tbh, i'm watching the sun come up tonight i think.
>>17373
savedsee you in memi court
cccf6e No.17398
>>17389
that sounds very comfy lad, what you going to do whilst the sun comes up?
c33a74 No.17419
>>17389
or waiting for the sun to come up i mean
62d03a No.17420
>>17398
tonight i will mostly be watching kino and drinking a 15 year old single malt from speyside, i will also lecture my dogs all night for some irl verbal shitposting
7f2fe2 No.17425
c5425b No.17428
0ca64b No.17433
>>17428
wew i didnt even notice
16cd43 No.17450
Hi lads, back now and feeling better
How are we all tonight?
c43788 No.17453
>>17450
we're good, having a fun time playing Risk. You?
965839 No.17462
>>17425
>>17450
bout to finish my Jeremy Saulnier day
b49c30 No.17466
>>17453
Good, been out for a bit
Risk takes ages tbh but it's fun. I might play next time tbh
>>17462
Nice lad
87de5f No.17480
>>17466
been pretty fast today, we had a lot of people participating.
09fca2 No.17487
>>17462
thats on my to watch lad
75e72d No.17490
>>17480
I can see, two threads. Hope you had fun
Everyone is probably going to sleep now though, smh
7d4067 No.17530
>>17490
Yes, we had proper fun.
Other than that I wanted to say that I'm taking a short break from 8chan in general, starting now on Saturday. I was planning to be gone for a week, although two would be ideal. So I'll be back again on April 7th.
So good night, and see you around tbh lads.
b78993 No.17533
42e136 No.17539
>>17530
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
see you lass
340738 No.17544
>>17530
Goodnight and enjoy your break, it's probably good to get away from here every once in a while. I hope you're still on discord tbh
9f355a No.17545
7e1015 No.17547
>>17544
>secret chats
lad comeon
599a70 No.17551
>>17544
>tfw not on a discord with dafty lass
f73110 No.17552
>>17547
It's just PMs lad
>>17551
d33ba1 No.17557
95edf2 No.17563
>>17557
Don't worry, there'll be no repeat of /politics/
>>17559
I'm spoilering this tbh because I've added a new spoiler image
99c8c3 No.17566
>>17563
it's not better than the image i used tbh
bdfa3e No.17569
b2c016 No.17570
>>17566
Anything is better than a chink tbh
e1c049 No.17574
>>17552
>Lass+Discord
*cocks gun*
Don't pull an Alberto
fc664d No.17579
>>17570
Nothing is better than a chink tbh
2579a4 No.17584
>>17563
still i dont like not being included tbh but i dont like feeling like im butting in
30a1cd No.17585
>>17487
i've got some issues with it tbh but its more watchable than most shite. If you haven't seen it yet watch Blue Ruin, it's pure kino.
>>17557
>>17563
none of my businessbut i saw earlier threadiktf when people talk behind your backshit hit me in the feels
03bb52 No.17588
>>17585
Blue Ruin is really good
67f7f6 No.17590
>>17574
I won't lad. Unlike Alberto I'm not a beta.
>>17579
Lad…
>>17584
It's not a group chat lad, it's just me and the lass talking tbh, you're not being left out.
>>17585
Thanks lad. It's not nice but it helps you grow thick skin tbh
66fc1e No.17591
>>17585
i'll give it a watch i hate that feel tbh
>>17590
sorry i got trust issues with this stuff now
27313a No.17595
>>17591
You can trust me lad. Women don't hold power over me tbh
c0ba13 No.17599
000232 No.17600
>>17588
it might be my favourite film…i don't know.
baader meinhof was pretty dope too
>>17591
watch it before green room lad. see above. aye lad
>>17595
*gives you stronk man award*
we need a board of peace memi
092410 No.17604
who /haveprinciplesandwontletgirlsgetpoweroverme/ here?
a46b09 No.17608
>>17604
me
who /haveprinciplesandwontletanyonehavepoweroverthem/
177621 No.17610
>>17599
>>17600
HERTS STRONK tbh
REMOVE ANGRY NATIVIST
>>17604
>implying
360e6e No.17611
>>17604
>>17608
who /willeatdogshitoffthefloorifsomeonesaysitwouldmakemecool/ here?
c5dbad No.17613
I'm going to continue until you all accept the imperium tbh
2e115b No.17616
>>17611
fuck lad….i need the ultimate laughing memi
a32dae No.17621
>>17608
me tbh
>>17610
ahhhh it's the truth lad
>>17611
*lights cigarette because of group pressure* who /alreadycool/ here?
254709 No.17631
21f737 No.17633
>>17627
based reginald brown pill
950167 No.17654
>>17633
>reginald of the brownpill
>the brownpill is the most based
>the true culmination of all pills
>only reginald has performed the ceremony
>only reginald knew the rites
>some say reginald ascended to the stars
>some say he fights with odin in Valhalla
>while others speculate he got e-coli and went to hospital
3e8b82 No.17677
e32464 No.17684
c38257 No.17685
e25aec No.17686
08d7e3 No.17694
d91765 No.17701
de030f No.17703
>>17627
Did someone say brownpill?
a6f3a0 No.17704
dear god i haven't checked up on mr shits his pants for years, wtf happened here?
a0406c No.17705
>new spoiler image
>it's not Douglas Carswell giving his approval
>>17704
Chris chan? He sort of became a tranny, complete with hypnotic vagina, and supported Hillary. There's a video floating about of him "masturbating" his "vagina". You'll love it.
75b9a2 No.17706
>>17705
i don't know if i can laugh at this stuff anymore tbh, maybe it's the scotch, maybe is having had kids.
am i turnin soft?
55d71b No.17707
>finger is swollen and red
>hurts to bend it
>feels broken
uhh lads….
I don't remember hurting it and it's not infected
why did I have to inherit small bone structure from my daddy
fa91f9 No.17708
>>17707
got any micropore tape and an icepop stick?
a57132 No.17709
you know when you look over each shoulder when you're doing something wrong… is god the blind spot right behind you?
259929 No.17710
>>17709
no son, that's us.
b36452 No.17711
>>17710
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
66cab8 No.17714
 | Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>17713
*attempts to flee*
5e2243 No.17715
My dog has better genetics than me tbh.
totally symmetrical face and good bone development and he's just a street mutt
smdh
db1c51 No.17716
 | Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>17715
street mutts are the best puppers tbh
apart from chihuhua's, the kings of the dog world
8e1988 No.17718
>>17715
Nvm didn't know you had a street mutt, I've a pure bred bloodhound tbh
f93d72 No.17719
tfw ran out of milk at 2:30am
9371d5 No.17720
macdonalds breakfast time!!!
if no posts for one hour i am the king of this thread and must be addressed as king rab
093b74 No.17721
Didn't eat any sweeties yesterday. Did break a three day nofap a bunch of times though.
NOT TODAY!
82ee11 No.17723
>>17722
It's early lad, but night.
ef20c1 No.17724
079aef No.17726
>>17725
The neighbourhood PCSO has just woken me up by knocking fucking loudly on my van - apparently somebody reported a vehicle crime in the area last week.
I WAS THE VICTIM YOU NINCOMPOOPS DONT WAKE ME UP TO INTERROGATE ME ABOUT IT
17fb61 No.17727
IMPORTANT QUESTION
WHO WON RISK LAST NIGHT LADS?
c2c15c No.17728
>>17726
Were you sleeping in your van lad?
6de63c No.17729
>>17728
Its my mobile studio flat lad :^)
2c2e94 No.17730
>>17729
Kek lad and watch out for criminals.
6adc85 No.17731
>>17726
What was the crime btw lad?
7d5758 No.17732
>four hours sleep lads
fucking kill me tbh
>>17731
sodomy
897bfc No.17734
Mornings are not for lewd.
a616a0 No.17735
>>17734
>mornings are for bagels
morning
97f99f No.17736
>>17734
Wrong! smh lass.
>>17731
Attempted breaking and entering of my little van next to the big one. Ive got a bat-torch so Im pretty safe tbh.
e58d0f No.17737
>>17735
>bagels
You jocks are alright sometimes.
96f26b No.17739
>>17736
Alright lad stay safe.
d26bd1 No.17740
THIS
>>17727
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME LADS
294624 No.17741
>/hwndu/ has overtaken /leftypol/
Which was more autistic?
dacf66 No.17742
>>17737
ah pish fite meh!
shhhdon'ttellanyone
d048c9 No.17743
>>17740
no one im afraid. Maybe I could continue the game sometime. It takes a lot of effort to host
a64e5c No.17744
LADS
just stoppping by btw
Douglas Carswell quitting UKIP
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39393213
dd08a8 No.17745
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
 | Rolled 4 (1d6) |
fa6a85 No.17747
>>17744
Is this finally the end of civic nationalism?
14ecb9 No.17748
>>17744
his job destroying the party is complete so now the plan is to move onto the next target
ce69ac No.17749
4391ac No.17750
9fce4a No.17753
Shouldn't have gone to sleep again
c30781 No.17755
>>17752
Wew. Do you really watch her videos?
0f1dca No.17756
>>17753
you'll be alright lad
>>17755
yeah lad I can't stop
7767ea No.17757
paul tompkins bullies her on every one smh
375feb No.17758
>>17756
>>17757
Maybe Beachmaster should bully her too?
8560bf No.17759
>>17751
Why do you keep posting this shaved gorilla.
588ce5 No.17760
>>17758
you'd end up in a heated debate with Oswald Mosley lad…
>>17759
L A S S
b590bc No.17761
>>17759
Maybe he lacks a mummy figure
who /havealotofstraightdaddies/ here?
47728a No.17762
>>17761
it's just funny lad she's so bad at cooking
40e126 No.17763
d67229 No.17764
>>17759
Also hi, lass. Embarrassed I didn't pick up on that innuendo last night. You set me up but I didn't see it, so here's the punchline *punches you*
f87767 No.17765
>>17763
Looks like you got FREUDED lad.
>>17764
Lad don't hurt me I like you.
f2a716 No.17766
>>17762
>>17763
It's okay, lad.
6fcd05 No.17767
>>17765
>>17766
smh…
what did he mean by this?
ca7c69 No.17768
>>17767
Is that the fake channel? I thought he only uploaded directly to his website now.
ab3ab1 No.17769
>>17765
>Lad don't hurt me I like you.
y-you too. I'm clumsy so you'll have to forgive me though.
>turn around
>accidentally bump into my stepniece
>she gets knocked on her bum
who /alotofmassinmotion/ here?
f71074 No.17770
>>17768
I don't think so, I unsubbed from the fake one before it changed its name, unless they're both fake
d73a1c No.17771
>>17767
>>17768
It probably is. I feel like he has said goodbye multiple times though
e85c68 No.17772
>That website background image
what did Joe mean by this?
f49d05 No.17773
>>17772
I think that's joe on the left and I dunno who the others are, the guy next to him looks a bit like bowden?
bbca99 No.17774
Spoiler because it's a disgusting fatty.
>tfw eating excess calories have made some humans evolve wings
>>17773
Yeah I think that' s young Joe as well. Can't tell if Bowden
0d5a71 No.17775
>>17772
That's him with John Tyndall I think
3b1928 No.17776
>>17769
I hope you picked her up and said sorry lad.
>>17771
He's like an old copper who keeps being dragged out of retirement for one last job. He should stop saying good bye and go back to his normal routine tbh, he clearly enjoys it.
>>17772
Joe on the left, then John Tyndall with the weird jewfro.
9fe130 No.17778
>>17777
>no one checking the get
I take it back
b54e9d No.17779
>>17775
>>17776
>Joe on the left, then John Tyndall with the weird jewfro.
Yeah I think that's who it is.
>>17776
>I hope you picked her up and said sorry lad.
Yeah, I helped her up. She didn't get hurt so she just though it was a bit funny. Then I destroyed her in skipping rope.
>He's like an old copper who keeps being dragged out of retirement for one last job. He should stop saying good bye and go back to his normal routine tbh, he clearly enjoys it.
Yeah. He obviously also feels like he has responsibility. He seems rather excited lately though, no? And implies that we'll see progress.
What dragon is the tit maid supposed to be anyway?
>>17777
Good sweet get, lad
79c426 No.17780
bc9974 No.17781
2deb86 No.17782
>>17780
Afternoon, lad
>>17781
Hail Herts tbh I'm over it now tbh
753452 No.17784
>>17782
afternoon too you too lad
691cfe No.17785
>>17777
N-nice get lad.
>>17779
She's a big fat green one. I have no idea if she's based on a real quote unquote "real" dragon or if she's just made up.
71beb8 No.17786
>>17784
who /radioactive/ here?
>>17783
*deletes your get post*
Better now, lad?
5e8555 No.17787
42a1b3 No.17788
>>17787
I already deleted it lad for fuck's sake
5de4b2 No.17789
>>17782
Hi lad, good to see you happy again
a45044 No.17790
38fee5 No.17791
>lefty friend gloating about Cuckswell leaving UKIP with no seats
>despite me telling him I never liked the sod
cee99e No.17792
ee3138 No.17793
>>17786
kek lad
>>17791
smh my friends are simular
cc1394 No.17794
>>17785
Wiki tells me she's an Evropean dragon, but it's weird since she has wings like those, but also horns like the Asian ones
>>17790
Sorry, lad. Just teasing tbh
>>17789
You're so busy lately, lad
>>17791
Goodbye subversion
a4a9a3 No.17795
>>17785
Oh God she's a mutt reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
267e3a No.17796
>>17792
>>17793
It's bad enough with the Beeb gloating about it and Trumps "failure" in healthcare too.
>>17794
I'm only getting busier tbh
c1fd24 No.17797
wait fuck we need a new thread
210687 No.17798
>>17791
Let him have his fake victory lad, the left have had a miserable year. You want to push him over the edge by explaining how Duncan was one of the only people in the country who managed to hurt UKIP.
>>17795
Don't bully her.
cd8b3d No.17799
>>17798
>not realising Duncan's campaign of hope and tolerance got UKIP a seat and no one wants a bigot MP
10988b No.17800
80ec8b No.17801
lads the thread is nearly full don't post