[–]▶ 37e7ae (1) No.16605>>16617 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Welcome to the second Risk game!
Rules:
>Pick a flag/name/trip
>Pick a name for your nation
>Pick a location
>Pick a colour
To roll:
>Clearly state where you want to expand or who to declare war on
>Set dice options to 2 dice 1000 sides
>A bit of larping is always fun
A lot of this + nuke rules are on the map tbh
Also BONUSES are an important part of this game and can amount to a large advantage so make sure to count your bonuses and include them in your name, I don't want to count for you tbh I'll rely on you lads to scrutinise others bonuses to check they aren't cheating.
NAPs and Alliances are allowed, just ask whoever you want to go into one with you.
This may look like a lot to take in at first glance but it's honestly pretty simple once you've got the hang of it.
I dunno if I'll play myself, depends how many we have got.
GAME START AT 7:30
▶ 0a3b5b (1) No.16617>>16621
>>16605 (OP)
Light blue, I'll be Carthage ooga
▶ e0cf8a (1) No.16620>>16621
▶ 5ad5dc (1) No.16623>>16625 >>16626 >>16627
>mfw won't play because i'd just win.
▶ 752fe8 (1) No.16625
>>16623
forgot how you make a trip tbh, not playing anyway just wanted to gloat
▶ 89ce08 (1) No.16626>>16629
>>16623
top kek gud times.
▶ 39b409 (1) No.16627
▶ fc496a (1) No.16628>>16634
might have to postpone till 8pm if not many join and so 22st has more time to come back
▶ 5802fd (1) No.16629>>16631
>>16626
Shame this board isn't for me. didnae hink it was me did yae?
▶ 740fb5 (1) No.16631>>16634
▶ 77c0ae (1) No.16634
>>16631
I though it's tradbrit
>>16628
That's fine lad.
▶ 35cb91 (1) No.16638>>16639 >>16640 >>16641
Actually I will play lad
-top right of India
-blue
-Jockland
▶ c0f56d (1) No.16639
▶ 7e5378 (1) No.16640>>16642 >>16643
>>16638
scottish blue's gone I'll give you cyan
▶ 20da30 (1) No.16641>>16642 >>16644
>>16638
but all blue is taken.. except cyan
we can switch if you want
▶ 9f53b6 (1) No.16642>>16644
>>16640
>>16641
Sure lad I'll switch.
▶ 9dac9c (1) No.16643>>16644
>>16640
I could switch to red for Moloch if you like.
▶ daced8 (1) No.16644>>16645 >>16646
>>16641
>>16642
>>16643
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh which one
▶ c91ffb (1) No.16645>>16648
>>16644
Me tbh, I like red.
▶ ed6112 (1) No.16646>>16648
>>16644
Alright cyan is still mine from now on
▶ 26c7ae (1) No.16647>>16648
sorry lad must be annoying
▶ 102f8b (1) No.16648>>16660
>>16645
sound tbh also red is fitting
>>16646
lol k
>>16647
nah its fine we're waiting anyway
▶ 2f3d1e (1) No.16653>>16655
I'll join in to increase numbers TBH
▶ ba4c8e (1) No.16655>>16656
>>16653
Tbh lad 22 can join when we're already started also so it's not a big deal.
▶ 118d6d (1) No.16656>>16659
▶ 14767c (1) No.16659>>16663
>>16656
Already know what you're taking? Or you chose what's left?
▶ 99df15 (1) No.16660>>16663 >>16665
>>16648
Beautiful flag tbh, painted with the blood of Palestinian infants.
▶ a62327 (1) No.16663
>>16659
gonna wait until start time and add myself in then tbh
>>16660
kek
▶ e492a5 (1) No.16665>>16668
>>16660
I want to change fleg also. But this one's kinda unfitting.
▶ 269e6b (1) No.16668>>16673
>>16665
Carthaginians would be rolling in their grave smh
▶ 60861e (1) No.16671>>16674 >>16675 >>16676 >>16680 >>16701
Place me in the South of India.
My name will be the poopoo kingdom.
Don't care about the colour pick whatevers left.
I don't understand the bonuses thing though. Explain please.
▶ aae0a1 (1) No.16673
>>16668
South African one doesn't fit either.
I'll just carry on as usual.
▶ 4cfef9 (1) No.16674>>16682
>>16671
someone is already in north india lad you sure?
▶ 034902 (1) No.16675
>>16671
almost everything is still to be take lad
▶ 8d8c38 (1) No.16676>>16682
>>16671
>I don't understand the bonuses thing though. Explain please.
basically when you've filled out a country in the map it corresponds to the bonuses on the smaller map in the bottom right, each bonuses add that number onto your roll
▶ ea1a15 (1) No.16677>>16678 >>16679
Going to bed soonish, so can't play.
▶ c5ddc0 (1) No.16678>>16690 >>16695
>>16677
have a good snooze
▶ d39b21 (1) No.16679>>16695
>>16677
nos da lad no problem
▶ 0b3068 (1) No.16680>>16684
>>16671
>south of India
I'd advise you move unless you want to die instantly lad.
▶ e19a02 (1) No.16681>>16685 >>16686
▶ 086ff9 (1) No.16682>>16685 >>16687
>>16676
>each bonuses add that number onto your roll
for every roll no matter where youre moving into?
>>16674
Yeah place me in Ceylon at the very South of it.
▶ 7ba039 (1) No.16683>>16685 >>16686
▶ c99e2a (1) No.16684
>>16680
the force is my ally
▶ b874ca (1) No.16685>>16688
10 minutes till game start
>>16681
of course lad
>>16682
kk lad
>>16683
pretty much lad
▶ 5acfb3 (1) No.16686>>16699
>>16681
please do
>>16683
welshposter, implerium and herts are not playing, other than that wessexlad is charging his phone.
▶ 7794c9 (1) No.16687>>16691
>>16682
>for every roll no matter where youre moving into?
what do you mean by this? your bonus adds onto every roll yeah, but you can only be in three countries at once
▶ 26716f (1) No.16688>>16693
>>16685
Can i just be ireland and iceland tbh, colour light green
▶ 28e433 (1) No.16689
>Both in Indian
ONLY ONE MAN CAN LEAVE LAD
▶ 0bbcfe (1) No.16690>>16692 >>16695
>>16678
Night lad, hope you win lad, but don't tell the other lads.
▶ 738ab1 (1) No.16692>>16700
>>16690
night thanks lad, i'll try my best
▶ 86b611 (1) No.16693>>16696
>>16688
sure lad which one?
▶ 5193f3 (1) No.16694>>16697 >>16698
Can I have a luddites guide to trip codes plz?
The Principality of Acid Techno
Portugal, Any colour
▶ 42aa9c (1) No.16695
>>16690
>>16678
And thanks.
>>16679
Night lad.
▶ 91f61e (1) No.16696>>16697
>>16693
based northan ireland tbh
▶ 75a818 (1) No.16697>>16710
>>16694
put a hashtag and type something after and you get a trip lad
adding you now
>>16696
sawnd
▶ 3dacb0 (1) No.16698>>16710
>>16694
two number signs, then something you choose as a password. In the name field.
##strayacunt (don't use this)
▶ 94e806 (1) No.16699
>>16686
>Wessex
It's West Sussex lass. Wessex is poor man's Sussex.
▶ 9895d0 (1) No.16700>>16702
>>16692
Losing isn't an option lad.
▶ 827f28 (1) No.16701>>16703
>>16671
You should definitely go brown as that country lad.
▶ 664a31 (1) No.16702>>16711
>>16700
I know lad, gotta protect the potatoes lad loving the new cats btw
▶ 0b30bd (1) No.16703
>>16701
way ahead of you 8)
▶ d3ae5e (1) No.16704
 | Rolled 987 (1d1024) |
imperium roll for instant win tbh
▶ e79b9b (1) No.16705>>16706
▶ f3ed46 (1) No.16706>>16709 >>16713
>>16705
Yeah I just can't think of a clever name
▶ c04220 (1) No.16707>>16708 >>16709
▶ 685b28 (1) No.16708
▶ 0e0e60 (1) No.16709
I'll be Fingolia tbh
>>16706
smh… *gives you creative force*
>>16707
nah lad just about to start
▶ 3ebca1 (1) No.16710
>>16697
>>16698
test
FUCK TESTS IM GOING IN HOT
If it works thanks chaps
▶ 828927 (1) No.16711>>16714
>>16702
They aren't even new lad I just don't use them much but thanks lad.
▶ 271678 (1) No.16712
▶ 991423 (1) No.16713>>16716 >>16717 >>16718 >>16722
>>16706
You'd better not hurt me lad, this is my first time.
▶ 12db8b (1) No.16714>>16721
>>16711
that looks like a tough cat tbh scared
▶ dd60b2 (1) No.16715>>16719
how many territories can we start with?
▶ d4f79b (1) No.16716
▶ e48c2e (1) No.16717>>16720
>>16713
Are you going to manipulate me into doing your bidding, lass?
▶ 16e190 (1) No.16719
▶ c27093 (1) No.16720>>16729
>>16717
M-maybe. I am your greatest ally after all…
▶ eee34f (1) No.16721
>>16714
Don't be scared lad.
▶ 435530 (1) No.16723
>The Devilish Lands
>Netherlands
>dark red/red/orange anything that looks devilish and isn't taken
▶ 9553c4 (1) No.16724
▶ f0ae08 (1) No.16725>>16726 >>16727
Alright, so what's been claimed so far?
▶ 477e6f (1) No.16726
fuck me we got so many players lol
>>16725
I'll post the current map one sec
▶ 18539e (1) No.16727
>>16725
ive got le based potato country
▶ b7d81c (1) No.16729
>>16720
I'll be nice like I always am except for the times when I'm not
▶ 54ac19 (1) No.16730>>16732 >>16733 >>16734
I'd really advise starting far away from India lad, I'm going to pack your shit in.
▶ f941c6 (1) No.16732>>16737
>>16730
*gets 5 nukes on the first turn*
▶ 013280 (1) No.16734
>>16730
>Scots
>Packing anybody's shit in without an Englishman commanding them
Kek.
▶ d521aa (1) No.16735
▶ 824848 (1) No.16736
▶ b00c02 (1) No.16737>>16742
>>16732
*gets lucky rolls that save me from one tile defeat 4 times*
▶ d4e28a (1) No.16738
| Rolled 79, 201 = 280 (2d1000) |
kill jester
▶ 724255 (1) No.16739>>16741
are the rules the same as last time? I didn't read the new sheet.
▶ f7bf83 (1) No.16741>>16747
Knight to B4
>>16739
reeee I put effort into that, it's basically the same but there's some differences
▶ a753b3 (1) No.16743>>16746 >>16749
most importantly
>Also BONUSES are an important part of this game and can amount to a large advantage so make sure to count your bonuses and include them in your name, I don't want to count for you tbh I'll rely on you lads to scrutinise others bonuses to check they aren't cheating.
I really don't wanna count all your bonuses
▶ 0d20bf (1) No.16744>>16748 >>16754
Is heavy drinking allowed during the game? I'm going to drink loads during the game.
▶ 73f07a (1) No.16745>>16755
OK
Greater Kosovo, colour Grey.
▶ 291893 (1) No.16746>>16750
>>16743
Include them in our names?
▶ 1cb4a0 (1) No.16747>>16750
>>16741
Wew you made it?
reading it now, don't worry.
▶ 305d03 (1) No.16748>>16754
>>16744
kek you wouldn't be the only one
▶ 043d48 (1) No.16749>>16752
>>16743
Can i just put my bonuses in the message like
"+3
take Turkey"
▶ c6c103 (1) No.16750>>16756
>>16746
yeah lad like this
>>16747
oh fuck no I didn't make the map, I mean the text in the op
▶ c193db (1) No.16752
>>16749
if you want lad, it's just easier to put in the name cuz it saves it and you don't have to type it each time
▶ 50c9a8 (1) No.16754
>>16744
>>16748
Lads… me too tbh but I'm done now
▶ 68af29 (1) No.16755
▶ ae3a8a (1) No.16756>>16757
>>16750
How do you do that without changing the trip?
▶ f05c2f (1) No.16757>>16760
>>16756
type it before the trip lol
▶ 4bd973 (1) No.16758>>16762
alright lads game starting now!
▶ a20ec7 (1) No.16759>>16761 >>16762 >>16766 >>16773
▶ c27f67 (1) No.16760
>>16757
> lol
watch out, lad. Computer not working didn't make me any less angry
▶ 8775dc (1) No.16762
| Rolled 419, 176 = 595 (2d1000) |
>>16758
>>16759
Expand into and take Nepal, any spill over into India.
▶ 169f38 (1) No.16764
▶ 86dfdd (1) No.16765>>16769
▶ 9e1f3d (1) No.16766
| Rolled 988, 221 = 1209 (2d1000) |
>>16759
Go North into India. Expand along the Western coastline.
▶ eee431 (1) No.16767>>16770 >>16779
| Rolled 25, 49 = 74 (2d100) |
>>16761
I meant dark red I was being stupid.
Expand into Serbia for Kosovo
▶ 9b7253 (1) No.16768
▶ cac909 (1) No.16769
>>16765
lad you just type it after your name but before the #
▶ 2ac438 (1) No.16770>>16775
| Rolled 242, 846 = 1088 (2d1000) |
goin to italy
>>16767
1000 sides lad
▶ 5ddfe7 (1) No.16771>>16776
who here /notsurewhatthey'redoing/?
▶ 00c3d7 (1) No.16772
| Rolled 691, 894 = 1585 (2d1000) |
expand in finland
▶ b1975e (1) No.16773
| Rolled 460, 596 = 1056 (2d1000) |
>>16759
Expand into Egypt.
I'm not great at Middle East geography but I think that's the bit to the south of Israel on both sides of the Nile.
▶ c3240b (1) No.16774
| Rolled 315, 873 = 1188 (2d1000) |
>>16761
East into spain
▶ 938267 (1) No.16775
| Rolled 966, 51 = 1017 (2d1000) |
>>16770
▶ 558e3f (1) No.16776>>16777
| Rolled 542, 676 = 1218 (2d1000) |
>>16771
smh I made the rules for a reason
in post options put 2 in dice and 1000 in sides, then tell me where you want your nation to expand to
▶ 77ad46 (1) No.16777
| Rolled 177, 27 = 204 (2d1000) |
>>16776
expand through southan ireland
▶ a39f03 (1) No.16778
| Rolled 594, 665 = 1259 (2d1000) |
>>16761
Fill take the rest of Netherlands and move south into Belgium
▶ d9717c (1) No.16779
| Rolled 127, 614 = 741 (2d1000) |
>>16767
I'll change you now lad
▶ c6872f (1) No.16780>>16782
▶ 629172 (1) No.16781>>16782 >>16783 >>16784 >>16786 >>16787 >>16788 >>16789 >>16790 >>16794 >>16810
ROUND 2
soz about delays went to loo and got snacks
▶ ec7edb (1) No.16782
| Rolled 96, 949 = 1045 (2d1000) |
>>16780
ayyy there it is
>>16781
finish finland, take norway if spill sweden
▶ a57b97 (1) No.16783
| Rolled 35, 224 = 259 (2d1000) |
>>16781
+1
Expand further into India tbh.
▶ 0db6bd (1) No.16784
| Rolled 182, 452 = 634 (2d1000) |
>>16781
take notrth of Italy, go for Switzerland
▶ 8d2665 (1) No.16786
| Rolled 515, 201 = 716 (2d1000) |
>>16781
fill Portugal, any left fill spain
▶ af73a8 (1) No.16787
| Rolled 106, 320 = 426 (2d1000) |
>>16781
All of Serbia, and then the rest of then Bosnia and Croatia
▶ 6d1d2f (1) No.16788>>16800
| Rolled 343, 160 = 503 (2d1000) |
>>16781
>didnt get all of ireland so i cant expand further
smh lads
EXPAND TO THE REST OF POTATO LAND
▶ fd6a10 (1) No.16789>>16793 >>16810
| Rolled 48, 21 = 69 (2d100) |
>>16781
No stress, lad. Keep moving into Belgium. If I'm lucky move into Germany
▶ 87e9d4 (1) No.16790>>16812
| Rolled 738, 584 = 1322 (2d1000) |
>>16781
OK so I have all of Ceylon which gives me a +1 bonus now? Meaning I get 1 extra territory each roll? Added 1 to my name.
Keep pushing North into India along the Western coastline.
▶ be7e34 (1) No.16793
▶ 29f47a (1) No.16794
| Rolled 673, 143 = 816 (2d1000) |
>>16781
Expand further into Egypt.
▶ 2e0dc4 (1) No.16796>>16799 >>16801 >>16805
>>16792
HAH INVALID IT WASN'T 1000 SIDES GOCHA
▶ 81d270 (1) No.16797
LET'S GET D E V I L I S H
▶ 0e5cbe (1) No.16799>>16807
▶ 925408 (1) No.16800>>16803 >>16804
>>16788
where do you wanna spill over into lad?
▶ d0341a (1) No.16801>>16809
| Rolled 328, 278 = 606 (2d1000) |
>>16796
Do you need another drink lass?
▶ d95f3d (1) No.16803
>>16800
scotland it looks like
▶ 9c5593 (1) No.16804>>16806
▶ 1123f9 (1) No.16805
>>16792
FUCK
>>16796
wew someones keeping a close eye
▶ 35455c (1) No.16806>>16811
▶ 9581c8 (1) No.16807>>16813 >>16823
>>16799
just joking lad I think you can have them but post with 1000 from now on
also how many bonuses do I get? 4?
▶ a3ac45 (1) No.16808
Indias going to be a fucking bloodbath tbh
▶ f14ce3 (1) No.16809
>>16801
>>16801
Fugg it saves dice. Everyday is a school day
▶ 73944e (1) No.16810>>16813
| Rolled 789, 915 = 1704 (2d1000) |
>>16789
>>16781
same
▶ 043d0c (1) No.16811>>16813 >>16816
>>16806
that's kinda mean lad and my fault
▶ d34118 (1) No.16812
>>16790
yeah that's right lad
▶ 3ed864 (1) No.16813>>16816
>>16807
>>16810
>>16811
oh well if you're okay with it lass you can keep your nuke if you want. depends on how the rest of the players feel
▶ 93a07c (1) No.16814>>16818 >>16823
Lads PooPoo kingdom looks like a nugget of shit tbh
▶ 16b636 (1) No.16816>>16822
>>16811
>>16813
Nah lass it's fine. Let's follow the rules
▶ ad4a2e (1) No.16818
>>16814
As is right and proper lad.
▶ b65ab9 (1) No.16821
>>16817
lol wtf are you doing
▶ ac4352 (1) No.16822
>>16816
alright lad. good honour
▶ 8a7cc1 (1) No.16823>>16829 >>16831 >>16833
>>16807
You don't get any bonus right now.
>>16814
It will soon cover the world. None can escape.
▶ e932d2 (1) No.16826>>16830 >>16832 >>16842
THERE IS A GANG OF GIRLS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE I'M SCARED AND AROUSED
just thought I'd tell yous
▶ f41eb0 (1) No.16829>>16833
>>16817
>>16823
oh look at the bottom right of the map for the small map saying bonuses, you have to fill out the political borders of a country to get bonus, you fill none atm
▶ 909f56 (1) No.16830
>>16826
*Starts van*
IM ON MY WAY
▶ 40cb84 (1) No.16831
>>16823
Not if the Potato Kingdom can stop you tbh
▶ 2ed97f (1) No.16833
▶ 93baa4 (1) No.16834
>>16832
reminder to check bonuses
▶ 4b50ce (1) No.16837
| Rolled 972, 435 = 1407 (2d1000) |
>>16832
also finish norway go swecuckdon
▶ ec06f0 (1) No.16838>>16839 >>16846 >>16847
>>16832
+1
Expand into Indian, there will be Pajeet blood in the streets if need be.
▶ 723249 (1) No.16839
| Rolled 304, 839 = 1143 (2d1000) |
>>16838
forgot to roll
▶ 571fb6 (1) No.16840
| Rolled 10, 458 = 468 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling the dago land with acid techno por favor.
▶ 628d76 (1) No.16841
| Rolled 194, 900 = 1094 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling Belgium then move into north Germany and start filling it along its northern Border
▶ 6f7d28 (1) No.16842>>16859
| Rolled 834, 625 = 1459 (2d1000) |
>>16826
keep us posted lad
>>16832
i wanna move up to scotland to block you from bullying me tbh
▶ 143628 (1) No.16843>>16862
| Rolled 964, 65 = 1029 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling the balkans, lets get montenegro
▶ 463fc1 (1) No.16844>>16855 >>16869
| Rolled 913, 831 = 1744 (2d1000) |
>>16832
now going south into africa
▶ fe0a42 (1) No.16846
| Rolled 102, 504 = 606 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Expand into Pakistan.
>>16838
I'll shit on you if you provoke me I swear on me mam.
▶ 497be8 (1) No.16847
>>16838
this is going to be interesting
may the best race win
▶ 4dab96 (1) No.16849>>16861
| Rolled 845, 705 = 1550 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue the Egypt expansion.
▶ 2603fe (1) No.16851>>16853 >>16856 >>16857 >>16872
>tfw it's too late to join
▶ 050c3a (1) No.16853>>16858
▶ 3b5488 (1) No.16855
>>16844
fucking heck why didn't I take the Helves smh
▶ 6d42a5 (1) No.16856
>>16851
kek you can have iceland lad
▶ 158257 (1) No.16857
>>16851
Join and ally with Acid Techno
▶ 504c40 (1) No.16858>>16874
>>16853
It is and I need to make din dins, I'll join you lads some other time
▶ c06c51 (1) No.16859>>16860
>>16842
requesting a non aggression pact tbh
▶ 4dae8c (1) No.16860>>16864
▶ 9022f5 (1) No.16861>>16866
>>16849
>arrive in the promised land after 40 years in the desert
>return
▶ 4f1ff9 (1) No.16862>>16868
>>16843
remember bonus lad
▶ 675dc6 (1) No.16864>>16867
>>16860
indefinitely lad, unless you're planning something
▶ b61e79 (1) No.16866
| Rolled 642, 825 = 1467 (2d1000) |
>>16861
All land is promised land, fellow demonic lad. Requesting non-aggression pact.
▶ 577e4f (1) No.16867>>16885
>>16864
How about we form a nordic-celtic union lad
▶ 67777f (1) No.16868>>16873
| Rolled 604, 567 = 1171 (2d1000) |
>>16862
Bonus after I take all of Serbia right?
▶ e2b32e (1) No.16871>>16873
>>16869
move was a shit anyway
▶ 4965ee (1) No.16872>>16879
>>16851
you can join if you like lad
▶ 6882a4 (1) No.16873>>16877
>>16868
yeah youve filled serbia
>>16871
smh
▶ 53a8c5 (1) No.16874>>16876
▶ 95d4ef (1) No.16875>>16876
This is proper /comfy/ lads
▶ 9cc628 (1) No.16876>>16878 >>16880
▶ 2ae37a (1) No.16877>>16881
| Rolled 698, 495 = 1193 (2d1000) |
>>16873
Oh, there's the last territory in Bosnia left as well?
▶ 4e967e (1) No.16878>>16884
>>16876
THIS PHONE ISNT COMFY
▶ e89023 (1) No.16879>>16882
>>16872
Well ok, I'll start Poland then
▶ 2c6ca6 (1) No.16880
▶ a52cfd (1) No.16881>>16886
>>16877
bosnia and serbia are separate on the bonus map lad even though bosnia ist serbja
▶ 0c64b7 (1) No.16882>>16883
▶ afa456 (1) No.16883
| Rolled 699, 513 = 1212 (2d1000) |
>>16882
Here's the roll
▶ 0b231b (1) No.16884
>>16878
Yeah lad I imagine
▶ 32b461 (1) No.16885>>16887
>>16867
hmmm tempting lad lets see how it goes
▶ fbab10 (1) No.16886
▶ 41c4b5 (1) No.16887>>16889
>>16885
Non agression for now though
▶ 711348 (1) No.16889>>16903
>>16887
The Acid Techno raving dagos request an NAP with the Scotched potato men for central European expansion.
▶ a17236 (1) No.16890
| Rolled 420, 498 = 918 (2d1000) |
>>16888
finish sveden
▶ 3c0073 (1) No.16891>>16892
| Rolled 624, 95 = 719 (2d1000) |
>>16888
EXPAND INTO INDIA AT ALL COSTS
▶ 0a0da5 (1) No.16892
| Rolled 731, 941 = 1672 (2d1000) |
>>16891
+1 tbh
▶ f2ded4 (1) No.16893>>16902
>>16888
Next stop, Albania, ancient home of the ilyrian Kosovars
▶ 05e4e1 (1) No.16894
| Rolled 68, 265 = 333 (2d1000) |
>>16888
South to whatever it is. Algeria? Morocco?
▶ 277024 (1) No.16895
| Rolled 986, 180 = 1166 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Expand and fill Poland tbh
▶ cb9a53 (1) No.16896>>16901
| Rolled 94, 579 = 673 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Alright. Forward to Swizerland. Take Corsica if I can.
try to make eisrael like me and not attack me also
▶ d24b03 (1) No.16897
| Rolled 63, 40 = 103 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Finish off that last piece of Egypt, any spill over should go into Arabia.
▶ fe24d2 (1) No.16898>>16900 >>16906
| Rolled 941, 475 = 1416 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Sweet Hitler trips, lad.
Keep filling Germany. My lanklet warriors will cuck the German manlets.
▶ eef5ee (1) No.16899>>16908
| Rolled 980, 456 = 1436 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Take the rest of Pakistan. Then if I have any left, attack Jockland. Taking Pakistan will get me +2 so I'll go up to +3 after taking it, but the rules don't specify if bonuses can be added mid turn like that.
▶ bf31d4 (1) No.16900
| Rolled 27, 571 = 598 (2d1000) |
Forgot bonus it's 2 now
>>16898
>>16888
▶ 0814b8 (1) No.16901>>16907
>>16896
OH SHIT I GET +2 BY THE WAY
but the roll is shit so who cares
▶ 4ab81d (1) No.16902>>16905
▶ ed375e (1) No.16903>>16915 >>16926
| Rolled 465, 559 = 1024 (2d1000) |
>>16888
I go to the ebil english oppressor land now
>>16889
i swear you're trying to say something but for the life of me i have no clue what
▶ 698108 (1) No.16905
| Rolled 857, 152 = 1009 (2d1000) |
>>16902
shid
▶ 3220ba (1) No.16906
>>16898
thanks lad
provocative post tbh
▶ 8cac56 (1) No.16907>>16909
>>16901
+3 even (forget it tbh)
▶ d00d27 (1) No.16909
▶ f4d478 (1) No.16911>>16913 >>16914 >>16915 >>16917 >>16920 >>16921 >>16922 >>16924 >>16926 >>16929 >>16930
ROUND 5
>POO IN LOOS MAKE THE FIRST STRIKE
▶ 888bb1 (1) No.16913>>16919
| Rolled 588, 614 = 1202 (2d1000) |
>>16911
into mother ruuzia tbh
▶ 130d73 (1) No.16914>>16918
| Rolled 759, 575 = 1334 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Finish Poland if spill put in Czech
▶ a247c3 (1) No.16915>>16928
| Rolled 529, 991 = 1520 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Fill spain, spillover north to france GIVE THE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS SOME BANGING 808
>>16903
If we meet in frogland, no fighteyfightey, for 5 turns.
▶ 4bf61f (1) No.16917
| Rolled 492, 685 = 1177 (2d1000) |
>>16911
+1
COUNTER ATTACK INTO INDIA
▶ ca3ace (1) No.16918
| Rolled 760, 544 = 1304 (2d1000) |
>>16914
>so close to trips
Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
▶ a8c5f7 (1) No.16919
| Rolled 764, 432 = 1196 (2d1000) |
>>16913
wait I'm +5 didnt see that small bit
▶ 06b9b5 (1) No.16920>>16932
| Rolled 494, 387 = 881 (2d1024) |
>>16911
YOU FORGOT MY TERATORY YOU BASTERD
move down to england i spose
▶ c14679 (1) No.16921
| Rolled 449, 766 = 1215 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Continue expansion into Arabia
▶ f76f5e (1) No.16922>>16923
>>16911
continue to go north. please don't hurt me israel-chan
▶ 2a80d3 (1) No.16923
| Rolled 158, 181 = 339 (2d1000) |
>>16922
fug
▶ 6cf58e (1) No.16924
| Rolled 862, 929 = 1791 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Changed to +3 now.
Expand into Jockland. Focus on taking Nepal.
▶ 1a4f15 (1) No.16926
| Rolled 501, 984 = 1485 (2d1000) |
>>16903
>>16911
Keep filling Germany tbh
▶ e9662d (1) No.16928>>16931
| Rolled 17, 526 = 543 (2d1000) |
>>16915
Sorry lad I'm drunk.
▶ 84c945 (1) No.16929
>>16911
Lad you missed me last turn
▶ c06dab (1) No.16930
| Rolled 581, 242 = 823 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Go Southwards and Eastwards
▶ b479fb (1) No.16931>>16938
>>16928
Just the bonus obviously, +4, smh I'm a retard
▶ a86f8c (1) No.16932>>16934
>>16920
shit sorry lad will add it now
▶ 5d3a1a (1) No.16934>>16938
>>16932
smh i see your game, i was getting a little to close was i?
▶ ca0d7a (1) No.16938
>>16931
I gotchu fam
>>16934
top kek nah I'm just dull
▶ fcc869 (1) No.16939
>Lichtenstein isn't even on the map
▶ 9c6eeb (1) No.16940>>16941 >>16942 >>16943 >>16944 >>16945 >>16946 >>16947 >>16948 >>16951
ROUND 6
>Jocks make successful counter attack
▶ 423ead (1) No.16941
| Rolled 285, 80 = 365 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Push North from my Southern territories and attempt to reconnect my territory.
▶ ed67fc (1) No.16942
| Rolled 238, 167 = 405 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Fill Poland spill Czech
▶ 3cd181 (1) No.16943
| Rolled 688, 207 = 895 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Take Greece, and Croatia. Then head into Bulgaria
▶ f93e0f (1) No.16944
| Rolled 121, 418 = 539 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Finish off Arabia, any spill over going to Yemen.
▶ ca6f87 (1) No.16945>>16950
| Rolled 877, 724 = 1601 (2d1000) |
>>16940
capture the motherland for the finnish reich
▶ 24752a (1) No.16946>>16952 >>16955
| Rolled 910, 29 = 939 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Trying to take (((rest))) of Italy, then go take the Helvets again.
▶ fe5cab (1) No.16947
| Rolled 669, 335 = 1004 (2d1000) |
>>16940
South to wherever it is, spillover southeast to wherever it is. MORE BASS
▶ 8e2fd0 (1) No.16948
| Rolled 163, 861 = 1024 (2d1000) |
>>16940
+1
ATTACK PAKISTAN AND CRIPPLE HIS BONUS, USE ANY SPILL IF I GET DUBS OR TRIPS AND SPILL INTO SOUTH INDIA
▶ 1464cc (1) No.16951>>16953 >>16959
| Rolled 509, 831 = 1340 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Keep filling German women's' wombs
▶ 82187b (1) No.16952
>>16946
oh forgot about the islands smh
▶ e13328 (1) No.16954>>16957
▶ 6f14cf (1) No.16955>>16958 >>16961
| Rolled 626, 860 = 1486 (2d1000) |
>>16946
You want an alliance? We're fairly close.
▶ a7fade (1) No.16957>>16960
| Rolled 429, 288 = 717 (2d1000) |
>>16954
I already rolled but ill do it again
just take the iseland tbh
▶ a2726f (1) No.16958
>>16955
2 off the memi number
▶ 509f0c (1) No.16959
>>16951
>>16953
>0
THE GERMAN WOMEN LOVE THE BIG LANKLET DICK
▶ a797f5 (1) No.16960>>16962
>>16957
didnt see your post for this round lad
▶ 76d979 (1) No.16961>>16964
>>16955
Don't know who to make my ally yet. But maybe. I hope Israel will be kept busy in the Middle East but he can always attack. Not against yours tbh.
▶ 94f27e (1) No.16962>>16963
>>16960
dont worry just get on with it tbh
▶ c56cc6 (1) No.16963>>16970
>>16962
also you have to travel through norway to get to iceland with the lines smh
▶ def3eb (1) No.16964
>>16961
Well hopefully I take the bottom of Greece and expand further eastwards
▶ 904995 (1) No.16965
ill fill rest of england and wales
▶ 504f85 (1) No.16967>>16969
| Rolled 915, 666 = 1581 (2d1000) |
>>16966
moar russia pl0x
▶ 94b06d (1) No.16968>>16975 >>16978
| Rolled 865, 142 = 1007 (2d1000) |
>>16966
fill czech spill in krautland
▶ 10be3e (1) No.16969
>>16967
wait nvm get baltic states
▶ 274924 (1) No.16970>>16974 >>16982
| Rolled 868, 183 = 1051 (2d1000) |
>>16963
theres a line linking england and france
>>16966
go the fuck into france tbh
▶ 98d3c4 (1) No.16971>>16989
>>16966
Fill up Greece and Croatia smh smh
Then we can be cheeky and take Bulgaria
▶ f2820a (1) No.16972>>16977 >>16993
| Rolled 227, 774 = 1001 (2d1000) |
>>16966
expand into west africa
▶ 7802f3 (1) No.16973
| Rolled 269, 561 = 830 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Push in from the NW. I want to take Nepal.
▶ 600286 (1) No.16974
| Rolled 937, 530 = 1467 (2d1000) |
>>16966
>>16970 also +4
▶ ad11c9 (1) No.16975
| Rolled 720, 185 = 905 (2d1000) |
>>16966
head east. Stop SlavShit.
>>16968
*punches you*
▶ 1d497f (1) No.16976
| Rolled 346, 395 = 741 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Finish off that last bit of Yemen and then move into Oman/Qatar wherever that grey bit above it is.
▶ bf8a36 (1) No.16977>>16983
| Rolled 690, 357 = 1047 (2d1000) |
>>16972
Want to buddy up mate?
▶ 036076 (1) No.16978>>16981
>>16968
kraut land as in austria or germany?
▶ e02578 (1) No.16979>>16986
| Rolled 728, 188 = 916 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Continue into the Daftie-contested zone
FUTURE HOUSE BEATS
▶ 0e901b (1) No.16980
| Rolled 814, 461 = 1275 (2d1000) |
>>16966
+1
ATTACK INTO PAKISTAN TO GET RID OF HIS BONUS AND PLEASE GOD GIVE ME DUBS FOR SPILLING INTO INDIA
▶ f3cd05 (1) No.16981
| Rolled 952, 449 = 1401 (2d1000) |
>>16978
Germany
▶ 7546ff (1) No.16982>>16990 >>16992
>>16970
I thought you said iceland lad…
▶ 0881ae (1) No.16983>>16984 >>16991
>>16977
If you accept Kosovo as an ally sure lets do
▶ d8ec51 (1) No.16984>>16991
| Rolled 989, 650 = 1639 (2d1000) |
>>16983
Sure m8
▶ 3d10a3 (1) No.16985>>16987
I don't think I'm long for this world lads.
▶ ed75f2 (1) No.16986
>>16979
this means war nigga
▶ a4c7f6 (1) No.16987
| Rolled 557, 187 = 744 (2d1000) |
>>16985
I'll carry on in your name
▶ 749f5d (1) No.16989>>16994
▶ 70fd82 (1) No.16990>>17002
>>16982
Requesting alliance with the Finnish Empire to expel Slavshit from rightful Devilish lands clay. Staying friendly with Daftie for now
▶ 77b734 (1) No.16991>>16996
>>16984
>>16983
Is this gonna be our version of Intermarium?
▶ b798b2 (1) No.16992>>16995
| Rolled 292, 820 = 1112 (2d1000) |
>>16982
nah that can fuck off tbh, i don't want to have to kick you ass to get to it
▶ 32810b (1) No.16993>>16997
▶ 179ce6 (1) No.16994
| Rolled 622, 435 = 1057 (2d1000) |
>>16989
fugg it keeps unrolling me
Same order as before, throw in a cheeky slice of Bulgaria if you can ;^)
▶ 3d6b29 (1) No.16995>>16998
>>16992
ah good lad was confused thought iseland was a part of france and I got it wrong and you were mad lol
▶ e659a8 (1) No.16996
| Rolled 395, 411 = 806 (2d1000) |
>>16991
I'll be whatever u want me to b
▶ c9e2df (1) No.16997>>17008
▶ 4c146f (1) No.16998
| Rolled 250, 114 = 364 (2d1000) |
>>16995
no i thought that iceland was nordic
▶ ea02f3 (1) No.17000
| Rolled 630, 746 = 1376 (2d1000) |
How does this number translate into territory gained?
▶ 9d8d46 (1) No.17002>>17013
>>16990
I accept oh noble lanklets. as long as you let me add some mongol to your people's genes
▶ 2e17d4 (1) No.17003
| Rolled 262, 838 = 1100 (2d1000) |
>>16999
RIP lad
▶ 81e562 (1) No.17004>>17013
| Rolled 606, 646 = 1252 (2d1000) |
>>16999 (checked)
I think I should have a bigger bonus but I'm not sure
▶ 4beb3e (1) No.17005>>17007 >>17009 >>17013
| Rolled 643, 233 = 876 (2d1000) |
>>16999
>Germany give +10
For what purpose
▶ 49482b (1) No.17007>>17009
>>17005
I also wondered that
▶ db1cfd (1) No.17008>>17011
>>16997
I'll put the 2 into the war front
▶ 4c6b47 (1) No.17009
>>17007
>>17005
Big risk, big reward? Just contest him tbh
▶ a3d588 (1) No.17011>>17014
>>17008
didn't know what you meant, forgot Helvetic Republic is now mine
▶ 53d743 (1) No.17012
▶ ed4c04 (1) No.17013>>17015
>>17002
We were part of the ancient empire, lad. We've already been enriched, but I suggest purifying our diluted genes is a good idea.
>>17004
1+ from Netherlands and Belgium
>>17005
it's taking forever to fill
▶ 305994 (1) No.17014
>>17011
it means I did your roll but there was no space left so asking where else you wanted to go but added that in too
▶ fdcf37 (1) No.17015
>>17013
true lad. yes sure lets purify them with FIN
▶ 4ff2ae (1) No.17016
| Rolled 354, 659 = 1013 (2d1000) |
>tfw anxiously waiting for the next update so I can run and get a burger from the kebab shop
home alone tonight lads
▶ 4a6a3b (1) No.17017>>17019 >>17020 >>17021 >>17022 >>17025 >>17026 >>17027 >>17029 >>17030 >>17034
NEXT ROUND
>Keep forgetting what number so I'm just going to say this instead of scrolling up
>Poo in Loo making ground in the east, looking grim for the Scotsmen
>WAR in Africa!
▶ 836b08 (1) No.17019>>17024
| Rolled 870, 126 = 996 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Kill 22st
▶ e4fc30 (1) No.17020>>17023 >>17035 >>17040
| Rolled 84, 971 = 1055 (2d1000) |
>>17017
fuck africa for now, enter germany sorry lad
▶ 7d1716 (1) No.17021
| Rolled 142, 614 = 756 (2d1000) |
>>17017
keep attacking scots
▶ 576e01 (1) No.17022>>17024 >>17030
| Rolled 220, 268 = 488 (2d1000) |
>>17017
finish baltics then more russia
Ally - Devilish
NAP - Britposter
▶ 5bdfc5 (1) No.17023>>17028
▶ 751e94 (1) No.17024
| Rolled 204, 749 = 953 (2d1000) |
>>17019
>>17022
fuck moved before it updated reeeeeeeee
▶ 60453d (1) No.17025
| Rolled 287, 111 = 398 (2d1000) |
>>17017
DECALRE WAR ON SLAVSHIT EXPEL HIM FROM ARE RIGHTFUL CLAY
▶ 74ed57 (1) No.17026
| Rolled 955, 66 = 1021 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Expand into Iraq, any spill over into Jordan.
▶ 6f2922 (1) No.17027>>17033
| Rolled 983, 384 = 1367 (2d1000) |
>>17017
I'm gonna run and get something to eat
Take Bulgaria with full steam
▶ bdf17e (1) No.17028>>17032
| Rolled 952, 37 = 989 (2d1000) |
>>17023
no, 22st. he's the lad I'm asking for an apology, I betrayed his trust. I'm helping you tbh.
▶ 2d17d8 (1) No.17029
| Rolled 401, 682 = 1083 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Keep hitting Daftie, and onto Italy
EURO TECHNO
▶ 09cde0 (1) No.17030>>17038
| Rolled 318, 646 = 964 (2d1000) |
>>17017
move through France tbh
>>17022
>NAP - Britposter
does that mean youre starting shit?
▶ 54ca08 (1) No.17032
▶ 91670c (1) No.17033>>17041
| Rolled 903, 916 = 1819 (2d1000) |
>>17027
aight lad
▶ 41c0cc (1) No.17034>>17037 >>17042
| Rolled 526, 588 = 1114 (2d1000) |
>>17017
+1
COUNTER ATTACK INTO PAKISTAN AND ANY POTENTIAL SPILL INTO INDIA
Looking grim lads, might have to go civic soon.
▶ 37ba3f (1) No.17035
>>17020
to clarify don't take slavshit's land
▶ 31b235 (1) No.17036
| Rolled 611, 556 = 1167 (2d1000) |
Jockland is being consumed
▶ ac243a (1) No.17038>>17045
| Rolled 94, 36 = 130 (2d1000) |
>>17030
>does that mean youre starting shit?
NAP means the non aggression pact we signed lad, just saying it so others know
▶ 76acc3 (1) No.17040>>17051
>>17020
It's fine. I can fight a war on two fronts against a +9 and +6 while I'm +2
▶ dc355e (1) No.17041>>17046
>>17033
22st is going to die lad, dont do anything stupid tbh
▶ da8160 (1) No.17044
HE KEEPS GETTING HIGHER NUMBERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 642a36 (1) No.17045
▶ 9a078d (1) No.17046>>17048 >>17050
| Rolled 11, 79 = 90 (2d1000) |
>>17041
>>17041
▶ 5349d7 (1) No.17047>>17051
>>17042
Lad his face reminds me of my ballsack, if you're going to go for any blairite you may as well go for the original.
▶ 2128b4 (1) No.17048
>>17046
Im giving you a choice here lad, you want russia dont you?
▶ e13d40 (1) No.17050
>>17046
AHHH LAAAAD SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
▶ 9a354d (1) No.17051
>>17040
sorry nothin personell. just business.
>>17047
I love him too lad. I love all of them. Still waiting for the new labour anime.
▶ 9be992 (1) No.17052>>17053 >>17054
| Rolled 562, 64 = 626 (2d1024) |
*invades from space*
▶ 43920e (1) No.17053>>17057
| Rolled 664, 53 = 717 (2d1024) |
>>17052
*leaves to get coke*
▶ 5b23a2 (1) No.17055
>>17054
wait nvm lads, bit tired tbh
▶ 7a7a5a (1) No.17057
>>17053
.. cocaine? I've got a cash lad :^)
▶ d176ea (1) No.17059>>17061 >>17062 >>17063 >>17064 >>17065 >>17066 >>17067 >>17068 >>17071 >>17073
| Rolled 266, 481 = 747 (2d1000) |
sorry lads turns will take longer now i have to calculate the battles
NEXT ROUND
>WAR ERUPTS AROUND THE GLOBE
>NEARLY EVERYONE LOCKED IN COMBAT
▶ 29e74a (1) No.17061
| Rolled 580, 82 = 662 (2d1000) |
>>17059
SAVE 22STONE
INVADE SLAVSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 531339 (1) No.17062
| Rolled 43, 15 = 58 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Defend if Fingolia attacks, if not attack 22st
Did you do dafties go?
▶ b9cf79 (1) No.17063
| Rolled 513, 371 = 884 (2d1000) |
>>17059
keep attacking that bloody scot
▶ 1bbbce (1) No.17064>>17070
▶ ef11dd (1) No.17065>>17070
>>17059
lad you just uploaded the same image
▶ 486a05 (1) No.17066>>17069 >>17076
| Rolled 377, 694 = 1071 (2d1000) |
>>17059
*desperately fights back slavshit*
▶ e53ea5 (1) No.17067>>17092
| Rolled 519, 580 = 1099 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Keep at Daftie lass, onto Italy
LETS AVE IT
▶ 8b7589 (1) No.17068
| Rolled 1000, 376 = 1376 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Expanding into Iraq still.
▶ e02e39 (1) No.17070>>17072 >>17074 >>17077 >>17079 >>17082 >>17084
>>17064
>>17065
ffs
CORRECT MAP
▶ cbceb7 (1) No.17071>>17072 >>17075 >>17107
| Rolled 519, 950 = 1469 (2d1000) |
>>17059
move through france
>nealry everyone locked in combat
apart from us eh lad
▶ 3af780 (1) No.17072
| Rolled 485, 93 = 578 (2d1000) |
>>17070
see >>17071
▶ 5d9a2d (1) No.17073>>17083
| Rolled 15, 306 = 321 (2d1000) |
>>17059
anyway
attack acid and take his lands, ooga booga lads
▶ 6fb648 (1) No.17074
>>17070
Oh shit, I'll lose a lot of spill over on that one.
▶ 0a9cb0 (1) No.17075>>17078 >>17080
>>17071
yeah lad we did well. have to swoop in and save 22 though smh
▶ 3b3a9a (1) No.17076
>>17066
>1
>>17069
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 1b364d (1) No.17077
| Rolled 22, 573 = 595 (2d1000) |
>>17070
+1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Attack the poo's tbh
▶ 5e2731 (1) No.17078>>17100
>>17075
>He thinks he can save him
wew
▶ 047f4e (1) No.17079>>17100
>>17070
I'm plus 12 lad kisses your cheek
▶ 5cba38 (1) No.17080>>17085
>>17075
which ones 22stone? also jockland is getting raped tbh
▶ a6da79 (1) No.17081>>17089
Tbh i told you not to start in India, all this fighting has made it so we're miles behind all the over players. and you'll lose tbh
▶ e17ab6 (1) No.17083
| Rolled 459, 535 = 994 (2d1000) |
>>17073
also I loose Libya so -2
▶ db1a1a (1) No.17084>>17151
| Rolled 314, 176 = 490 (2d1000) |
>>17070
From the shop
+9 finish Bulgaria and push into Romania up to help Slavshit
▶ 655eb3 (1) No.17085>>17087 >>17089 >>17090
>>17080
22 is orange lad
everyone succumbs to the poo eventually, jock remembers the last time the poo wave happened I'm sure
▶ ae9971 (1) No.17086
>>17082
I'll save you laddddd
▶ dcbae8 (1) No.17087
>>17085
That game was great tbh
▶ 4ca4c5 (1) No.17089>>17098
>>17081
god help you lad
>>17085
>tfw 22st is the only thing standing inbetween me and the enamy
good luck lad
▶ e41376 (1) No.17090>>17091 >>17094 >>17097
>>17085
>jock remembers the last time the poo wave happened I'm sure
I STARTED IN INDIA TO PREVENT THIS OUTCOME
▶ b81d36 (1) No.17091
>>17090
This still pleases me tbh
▶ 28dc88 (1) No.17092>>17093
▶ aceaf4 (1) No.17094
>>17090
top kek it's just brutal
▶ 69c8af (1) No.17097
>>17090
Wew, looks like I have a new objective.
▶ 696c96 (1) No.17098>>17102
>>17089
>>tfw 22st is the only thing standing inbetween me and the enamy
>good luck lad
One nuke won't be enough.
▶ 93a5d4 (1) No.17100
>>17078
you're done lad
>>17079
l-lad..
▶ 79cb3e (1) No.17101>>17104 >>17110
I WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST BREATH TO SECURE THE WORLD FOR EVERYONE ELSE
GETTING THE POWERHOSE AND CLEANING THE SHITTING STREETS
▶ cc58be (1) No.17102>>17105 >>17106
>>17098
I'm tempted to support you as (((my greatest ally))) if you join me and pembs union tbh
▶ 7c5c91 (1) No.17104
>>17101
preventing the global pooing is a very noble pursuit tbqh
▶ ef04fb (1) No.17105>>17108
>>17102
Oh, you're in an union? I'm already his ally so I would gladly accept that. We can form an EU superstate
▶ 19f430 (1) No.17106>>17109
▶ a3be87 (1) No.17107>>17108
>>17071
wew 69 and i didnt even notice
▶ 8a6851 (1) No.17108
>>17105
yes laddd
>>17107
holy shit and you do. 1 NUKE FOR BRITPOSTER
▶ 5b489c (1) No.17109>>17111 >>17113 >>17114 >>17121
>>17106
lad who can i nuke to help 22st the most
▶ dcd006 (1) No.17110
| Rolled 344, 696 = 1040 (2d1000) |
>>17101
You may clean the poo, but the stench will always remain.
▶ 7ef3c7 (1) No.17111
▶ a748fd (1) No.17113>>17116
>>17109
I'll leave it up to you lad, us finns forgot all knowledge of nukes after the last hyperwar
read the nuke rules on the map tho
▶ 6426f0 (1) No.17114>>17117
>>17109
DONT NUKE ME I'M ALREADY MOVING OUT TBH
▶ 536bcb (1) No.17116>>17118 >>17119 >>17120
>>17113
i will nuke cyan germany lad
▶ 8b3553 (1) No.17117
>>17114
which one were you?
▶ 3ffff7 (1) No.17118
>>17116
NO LAD I'M SORRY THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING
▶ 5d0440 (1) No.17119
>>17116
You just fucked 22st there lad
▶ 4d3b8f (1) No.17120>>17125
>>17116
draw where you wanna exactly lad
▶ df5e7c (1) No.17121>>17125 >>17132
>>17109
Don't know. Both Daftie and Slavshit are attacking me hard, but Pembs is attacking Slavshit and Vanlad is attacking Daftie. I guess it'd best to use it on Daftie's territory in southern Germany
▶ d930a8 (1) No.17122>>17126 >>17127 >>17130 >>17132 >>17134 >>17138 >>17141 >>17142 >>17146 >>17156
NEXT ROUND
>BRITPOSTER IS THE FIRST NUCLEAR POWER
▶ 349cf1 (1) No.17123>>17128
wait she's moving out. Save the nuke for later
▶ 2138c6 (1) No.17124>>17135 >>17139
smh all I even wanted was comfy Bavaria I don't even care about killing 22st I think he should stay
▶ 2cebcb (1) No.17125>>17129
>>17120
>>17121
can i attack slavshit tbh how large is a nukes damage?
▶ 45f753 (1) No.17126>>17131 >>17133
| Rolled 782, 369 = 1151 (2d1000) |
With Bulgaria I should have +11, from there I'll be ready to meem machine1
also got my burger ladds and laddettes, ready to spiel.
>>17122
Lad you didn't update me?
▶ df77e9 (1) No.17127
| Rolled 767, 251 = 1018 (2d1000) |
>>17122
kill scot
kill scot
kill scot
kill scot
▶ 6ff518 (1) No.17128>>17139
>>17123
If you nuke Germany no-one can ever get the +10 bonus,I'd probably do that if you're about to die, it would be very /devilish/ lad
▶ d56070 (1) No.17130>>17136
| Rolled 417, 174 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17122
REEEEEEE
TAKE BACK SICILY AAAAAAHHH
▶ 7950ee (1) No.17131>>17133
>>17126
sorry lad there's a lot of moves happening, I'll add in your last move and this one
▶ 4eda22 (1) No.17132>>17144
| Rolled 858, 253 = 1111 (2d1000) |
>>17121
>advocating nuking Daftie
I didn't know you had it in you lad, that was pretty devilish.
>>17122
>>17122
>>17122
Commence conquest of Iran, the #1 state sponsor of terror.
▶ 29a20c (1) No.17133>>17151
>>17131
>>17126
wait you weren't here, anyway roll again
▶ 5f7004 (1) No.17134>>17138
| Rolled 686, 213 = 899 (2d1000) |
>>17122
+1
TAKE DOWN THE BROWN CUNT ONCE AND FOR ALL
▶ 6fb2f7 (1) No.17135>>17137
>>17124
dont worry im nuking slavshit tbh
>>17129
is one terratory just a little province area?
▶ 05a6cb (1) No.17136>>17140 >>17141
>>17130
alright this is the end for Carthage we had a good run boys
▶ 09690d (1) No.17137
>>17135
yeah lad one colour block
▶ f620af (1) No.17138
| Rolled 42, 56 = 98 (2d1000) |
>>17122
Defend and attack 22st
>>17134
Nice lad
▶ 22fbc2 (1) No.17139>>17143
>>17128
>If you nuke Germany no-one can ever get the +10 bonus
Is that a rule?
>>17124
>I just wanted to cuck someone out of a 10+
*punches you*
▶ 91ab5a (1) No.17140
>>17136
bonus down to 2 btw
▶ 3709f7 (1) No.17141
| Rolled 672, 258 = 930 (2d1000) |
>>17122
fight slavshit tbh
>>17136
rest in pieces :^(
▶ b1f46b (1) No.17142
| Rolled 118, 483 = 601 (2d1000) |
>>17122
keep at Daftie
Maximum 303
▶ 006275 (1) No.17143>>17148 >>17154
>>17139
>Is that a rule?
Nobody can ever obtain a nuked piece of land, so in theory it should delete the bonus for the land, it should be.
DOES IT COUNT PEMBS?
▶ c991c2 (1) No.17144>>17147
>>17132
>I didn't know you had it in you lad, that was pretty devilish.
Self-defense, lass. The weak should fear the strong, not attack them.
▶ b90d48 (1) No.17146>>17150 >>17156 >>17168
| Rolled 601, 101 = 702 (2d1000) |
>>17122
carry on through france and then nuke slavshit
▶ c8b1da (1) No.17147>>17156
>>17144
>weak
smh lad that's just unnecessary bullying
▶ b8b9c9 (1) No.17148>>17149 >>17154
| Rolled 196, 167 = 363 (2d1000) |
>>17143
That doesn't make sense. You'd be able to completely ruin someone who had filled out Germany with a single nuke then.
▶ 459caa (1) No.17149
>>17148
>You'd be able to completely ruin someone who had filled out Germany with a single nuke then.
That's why they're a double digit number to obtain.
▶ fb568c (1) No.17150>>17153
>>17146
>He destroyed Germany
WHY?
▶ 600043 (1) No.17151>>17155 >>17158
| Rolled 752, 576 = 1328 (2d1000) |
>>17133
>>17133
lad come on look
>>17084
▶ d5e858 (1) No.17153>>17157 >>17164
>>17150
its actually next to germany you retard
▶ 676296 (1) No.17154>>17156
| Rolled 748, 138 = 886 (2d1000) |
>>17143
yeah lad no one can ge tthe bonus
>>17148
that's why they're called nukes lad
▶ 7092d6 (1) No.17155
| Rolled 572, 572 = 1144 (2d1000) |
>>17151
▶ e67962 (1) No.17156>>17160
| Rolled 884, 243 = 1127 (2d1000) |
>>17146
>>17122
Fight back Slavshit
>>17147
Attacks hurts more than words, lass
>>17154
so they do function that way?
▶ d1b000 (1) No.17157>>17159 >>17160 >>17164
>>17153
>He cant read the rules
>He calls me a retard
▶ d488a4 (1) No.17158
| Rolled 418, 173 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17151
oh shit your right. hosting these games takes a lot of focus
▶ 36aeb2 (1) No.17159>>17161
>>17157
you're not a very nice guy tbh
▶ 2a6888 (1) No.17160>>17161
| Rolled 273, 852 = 1125 (2d1000) |
>>17156
yeah nuked land is unconquerable
>>17157
no one seems to be raeding them smh
▶ ff931e (1) No.17161>>17162
>>17159
You were mean to me first tbh
>>17160
ikr smh tbh
▶ 1ca3a7 (1) No.17162>>17163
>>17161
no i wasnt you tried to take advantage of me because i was a new player. Youre just not a nice player tbh
▶ 94487c (1) No.17163>>17166
>>17162
When did i do that?
▶ 18af3d (1) No.17164>>17166
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>>17157
>>17153
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THROW ME IN THE RIVER AND END MY MISERY
▶ 414ec3 (1) No.17166>>17179
>>17163
>i wanted to help 22st
>you tried to use me in a way that would screw him over
tbh
>>17164
ITS NOT GERMANY ITS NEXT TO IT
▶ 97b489 (1) No.17167>>17173
>>17165
I think I've stunted the grow of the poo wave to the point where he can't win anymore, so probably in the bag for pembs.
▶ 010a95 (1) No.17168
▶ de88af (1) No.17169>>17173
>>17165
>Not considering the superiority of Acid Techno
Smh tbh lad.
RIG WRECKERS
▶ d10ce8 (1) No.17170
britposter on suicide watch
▶ 0b9321 (1) No.17173>>17180
>>17167
This tbh, next time I'll start playing at the beginning and we can conquer the world
>>17169
He needs to rush russia then travel down to capture India, it's not hard right now tbh
▶ cbacc0 (1) No.17174
| Rolled 527, 18 = 545 (2d1000) |
>>17165
>implying I'm not playing the long game with Bulgaria
B L A C K S E A
L
A
C
K
S
E
A
▶ e2a560 (1) No.17175
>>17172
feels bad
but feels REALLY GOOD TOO TBH
▶ 922b97 (1) No.17176>>17181 >>17183
>>17165
tfw the game is rigged because Pembs is ruling it.
▶ 1124f1 (1) No.17177
▶ b3e4e7 (1) No.17178
>>17165
you shouldn't have attacked 22 lad! we could have gone on swimmingly smh
▶ fe713b (1) No.17179
>>17166
>ITS NOT GERMANY ITS NEXT TO IT
Thank God
▶ 1e6640 (1) No.17180
>>17173
>tfw no simple times where a river saves everything
▶ 4b1549 (1) No.17181
>>17176
This, ban pembs tbh
▶ 0373c4 (1) No.17183>>17187 >>17202
>>17176
lad…. you can't claim that but at the same time not even check to see if I'm doing anything wrong (I'm not)
▶ 9d9b85 (1) No.17184
I bet pembs has rigged dice smh
▶ e66036 (1) No.17186>>17188 >>17189 >>17190 >>17191 >>17194 >>17195 >>17197 >>17199 >>17201 >>17214
uhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I've got everyone
NEXT ROUND
>Nuke unleashed in polan and spillover in germany
▶ 1ed311 (1) No.17187>>17193
>>17183
Tbh you gave me Slovakia when I asked for Czech
▶ 630e8c (1) No.17188>>17192
>>17186
>Nuke unleashed in polan and spillover in germany
So it destroyed Germany's bonus?
▶ e338a8 (1) No.17189
| Rolled 889, 392 = 1281 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Finish off Iran, spill over into Turkey.
▶ 09e608 (1) No.17190
| Rolled 614, 454 = 1068 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Attack 22st
▶ 5d79f9 (1) No.17191
| Rolled 199, 983 = 1182 (2d1000) |
>>17186
reeee attack tbh
▶ f47655 (1) No.17192
▶ 154b78 (1) No.17193>>17196 >>17198
>>17187
fucking hell and I did. I'll change it over sorry.
▶ e06757 (1) No.17194
| Rolled 927, 378 = 1305 (2d1000) |
>>17186
whoopsie :^)
Spread throughout france and if possibleattack yellow part of france
▶ b700a5 (1) No.17195
| Rolled 146, 152 = 298 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Now that's what I call expansion porn :^)
Fill out the Ukraine if possible and EXPAND ACROSS INTO GEORGIA
▶ d26d9b (1) No.17196
>>17193
Its cool, running this can get confusing lad
▶ 23ec71 (1) No.17197
| Rolled 69, 522 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17186
East towards the pooland! The good need some breakbeat.
▶ 43ecdf (1) No.17198
>>17193
fuck it's too late. I really didn't do it on purpose I just want to have fun smh
▶ bc9bac (1) No.17199>>17200
| Rolled 260, 472 = 732 (2d1000) |
>>17186
+1
TAKE PAKISTAN, CRIPPLE THE PAJEET FOR GOOD
▶ 1147ae (1) No.17200
| Rolled 627, 37 = 664 (2d1000) |
>>17199
>2
was nice knowing you lads
▶ ff95f0 (1) No.17201>>17204
| Rolled 233, 5 = 238 (2d1000) |
>>17186
attack slav smh
▶ bbaed9 (1) No.17202>>17207 >>17208 >>17217
| Rolled 940, 288 = 1228 (2d1000) |
Alright, new strategy. Take Austria and subtly attack 22st's territories, don't violate Anprims' NAP.
>>17183
just a joke lad
▶ 69139e (1) No.17204>>17209
>>17201
>He cripples me due to cheating then he attacks me
>>>/thinking/
▶ f3b7a2 (1) No.17205
tbh a nuke should decrease the territory it lands in score by one or two to make it fair for people who fill out the rest of the land
▶ 830147 (1) No.17207>>17211
>>17202
>Take Austria and subtly attack 22st's territories
i will remmeber this next turn tbh
▶ bcd419 (1) No.17208
▶ e226f5 (1) No.17209>>17210
| Rolled 244, 676 = 920 (2d1000) |
>>17204
I was gonna attack you anyway tbf and you were (rightly) claiming the czech bonus so doesn't make much difference lad
▶ b32713 (1) No.17210>>17217
>>17209
Just bantering lad smh
▶ 1006e4 (1) No.17211>>17212 >>17215 >>17216
>>17207
sorry lad but I'm a refugee and I need a new home. I will restore the Holy Roman Empire now.
▶ e591b6 (1) No.17212>>17225
>>17211
Can we be refugees together
▶ 25caca (1) No.17213>>17218 >>17219
Pembs, does that black line from Yemen to southern India represent a sea route?
▶ 52b2d4 (1) No.17214
| Rolled 781, 444 = 1225 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Fight back Slavshit in Czechia. spill over to fill it
▶ cfe1dd (1) No.17215
>>17211
Lass I'll let you have all that clear space between us
▶ 522363 (1) No.17216>>17225
>>17211
i have a union to uphold lass nothing personal plus i wanna way to fight slav tbh
▶ 57519c (1) No.17217
>>17210
>>17202
I take these accusations seriously lads
▶ 5cff8e (1) No.17218>>17221
▶ f436ee (1) No.17219
▶ aae827 (1) No.17221>>17224 >>17226
>>17218
Can I invade with that?
▶ 6c4f03 (1) No.17224>>17227
| Rolled 466, 719 = 1185 (2d1000) |
>>17221
pls no
▶ 091c39 (1) No.17225
>>17212
yes of course
>>17216
rude but I understand
▶ 4a9986 (1) No.17226
▶ cff9f5 (1) No.17227>>17228
>>17224
I'm sorry lad, that gif made me fearful of the poo wave. I might not invade though tbh.
▶ 381f53 (1) No.17228>>17230
>>17227
Poo wave drowns all lad
▶ 9ca490 (1) No.17230
>>17228
Not if I can help it. Israel shall contain the poo.
▶ 7058ec (1) No.17232>>17235 >>17237 >>17238 >>17239 >>17240 >>17242 >>17243 >>17244 >>17246
okay! sorry for my cheating tbh
NEXT ROUND
▶ 65e34f (1) No.17233>>17234
Who else /drunkInChargeOfANation/ here?
▶ 7ff6cf (1) No.17235
| Rolled 868, 728 = 1596 (2d1000) |
>>17232
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ATTACK 22ST
▶ 518512 (1) No.17236
| Rolled 212, 63 = 275 (2d1000) |
take Luxembourg :^)
Attack into Italy, rebuild the Roman Empire
▶ de8e03 (1) No.17237
| Rolled 933, 621 = 1554 (2d1000) |
>>17232
attack from northwest to take nepal
▶ 213c10 (1) No.17238>>17241
| Rolled 817, 463 = 1280 (2d1000) |
>>17232
I WANT TO CHARGE INTO SWITZERLAND TBH
▶ 7daff6 (1) No.17239>>17247
>>17232
wew fuck
I have to step in and save Slav
Invade the fingolians and finish georgia
▶ 6649e0 (1) No.17240
| Rolled 396, 934 = 1330 (2d1000) |
>>17232
take out the trash! spill if any
▶ b6d356 (1) No.17241>>17245
also it's +3
>>17238
REEEE LAD YOU WOULDN'T DARE
▶ 9e7e2c (1) No.17242
| Rolled 680, 84 = 764 (2d1000) |
>>17232
I take it my greatest ally will Finnish off the upstart Slavshit.
Fill Czechia and attack Daftie in Austria if spill
▶ 518aa0 (1) No.17243>>17248
| Rolled 308, 401 = 709 (2d1000) |
>>17232
Finish Iran then invade Afghanistan.
▶ 25aef6 (1) No.17244
| Rolled 213, 514 = 727 (2d1000) |
>>17232
+1
GET THE SHITE STENCH OUT OF THE AIR INTO PAKISTAN
▶ 900b42 (1) No.17245
| Rolled 47, 257 = 304 (2d1000) |
>>17241
i fucking would lass
▶ 1d8565 (1) No.17246
| Rolled 886, 216 = 1102 (2d1000) |
>>17232
East into the Israelites lands.
SEND HER 120mg OF KETAMINE
Sorry lass, alls fair in love and war
▶ 112676 (1) No.17247>>17249 >>17251 >>17252
| Rolled 795, 136 = 931 (2d1000) |
>>17239
forgot my roll again fuck
▶ 5cff8a (1) No.17248>>17280
>>17243
Up for a alliance lad, Let me have India and when i take it can escape through the north?
▶ 9b3079 (1) No.17251>>17254
>>17247
Push your way into Russia if you can
▶ 52109b (1) No.17252>>17256
| Rolled 257, 512 = 769 (2d1000) |
>>17247
>+17
fug me you mad lad
▶ c70d2e (1) No.17253
| Rolled 703, 143 = 846 (2d1000) |
>>17249
Sorry lass
You can have Fiume
▶ e3df2c (1) No.17254
| Rolled 73, 279 = 352 (2d1000) |
>>17251
That's what Georgia was for tbh smh smh
▶ 1ca0b6 (1) No.17255>>17257 >>17260
| Rolled 826, 907 = 1733 (2d1000) |
Who's yellow?
▶ e34d86 (1) No.17256
| Rolled 481, 405 = 886 (2d1000) |
>>17252
If I've done it right, what I had plus the Ukraine gives me this, correct me if I'm wrong tho
▶ b6861d (1) No.17257>>17261
▶ 2f3289 (1) No.17260>>17262 >>17265
>>17255
>tfw dont even remember who acid and slav are anymore
▶ 4da269 (1) No.17261>>17267
>>17257
you're doing well lad, do you mind if i take that little bit of france for now?
▶ 913c6b (1) No.17262
>>17260
slavs the tiny green one
▶ 0a5746 (1) No.17265>>17269
▶ a1f261 (1) No.17266>>17270 >>17271 >>17276 >>17277 >>17278 >>17279 >>17280 >>17283 >>17287
fook that took some work
NEXT ROUND
>Rest in peace Slavshit, sorry about czech lad
▶ 82f608 (1) No.17267
>>17261
GET OFF MY FROGS OR ITS WAR LAD
▶ 42f546 (1) No.17268>>17272 >>17275
▶ 885ca8 (1) No.17269>>17273
>>17265
I meant persona wise
▶ 13e6b6 (1) No.17270>>17279
| Rolled 457, 32 = 489 (2d1000) |
>>17266
fight back greater kosovo reee
>tfw just realised I didn't move his name from gray to dark red
▶ 6c9473 (1) No.17271>>17274
>>17266
Why are you in Czechia?
▶ f2b8b6 (1) No.17272
| Rolled 55, 651 = 706 (2d1000) |
>>17268
gg lad smh
▶ 1f0251 (1) No.17273
▶ e18604 (1) No.17274>>17289
| Rolled 755, 304 = 1059 (2d1000) |
>>17271
I finished off slav before you moved lad
▶ 067ca1 (1) No.17275
▶ 9f597e (1) No.17276
| Rolled 132, 155 = 287 (2d1000) |
>>17266
+1
Attempt to take pakistan.
>tfw israel is going to win once he takes India.
▶ 797b03 (1) No.17277
| Rolled 974, 384 = 1358 (2d1000) |
>>17266
attack the rest of france and spill into spain tbh
▶ f35cb6 (1) No.17278
| Rolled 973, 683 = 1656 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Push the Israelites back to the desert!
▶ aa9f53 (1) No.17279>>17282 >>17286
| Rolled 232, 737 = 969 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Leave my lass alone! REVENGE FOR SLAVSHIT
ALL POWER INTO KILLING THE FINGOLIANS
HYPERKOSOVO ACTIVATE
>>17270
I was gonna point it out but found it funny
▶ 87dbe8 (1) No.17280>>17284
| Rolled 537, 838 = 1375 (2d1000) |
>>17248
I accept lad.
>>17266
We shall push back against the yellow peril's invasion of the promised land. YHWH will bring victory.
▶ 2a558b (1) No.17282>>17286
| Rolled 405, 953 = 1358 (2d1000) |
>>17279
69696969699696
I GOT 69!!!
▶ c9eebf (1) No.17283>>17285 >>17290 >>17292
| Rolled 209, 197 = 406 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Attack into Britposter and take rest of what Anprim didn't get yet (I hope that's fine lad). F Slavlad.
▶ 36f0a0 (1) No.17284>>17293 >>17299
| Rolled 261, 563 = 824 (2d1000) |
>>17280
wanna beat the shit out of vanlad with me?
▶ 8b9f2e (1) No.17285>>17292
| Rolled 944, 502 = 1446 (2d1000) |
>>17283
I told you earlier lass, Hungary, Slovenia are all yours
▶ cfdd36 (1) No.17287>>17294
| Rolled 720, 777 = 1497 (2d1000) |
>>17266
attack
take nepal
▶ ceba16 (1) No.17289>>17291 >>17305
| Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10) |
>>17274
o-ok
Attack Daftie in Austria
▶ 6519cd (1) No.17290
>>17283
you're going to regret that
LADS WE@RE A UNION GET HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ c6a0ff (1) No.17291
| Rolled 531, 744 = 1275 (2d1000) |
>>17289
▶ df4f2f (1) No.17292
>>17283
also bonus 0 wew
>>17285
just making sure
▶ 603202 (1) No.17293>>17295 >>17299
>>17284
Yes please lad, he is a threat to all free peoples and probably the #1 state sponsor of terror.
▶ 6f5279 (1) No.17294>>17303
>>17287
>7
SAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE BASED ISRAEL.
▶ d1ec8c (1) No.17295
>>17293
The anglos and isreal have always been the greatest of allies
▶ c519e4 (1) No.17297>>17300 >>17302 >>17307
SLAVSHIT
DAFTY
GUIDE MY NUKE!!!
seriously where should I sent it?
▶ 29cee4 (1) No.17299>>17303
▶ de5bee (1) No.17300>>17304 >>17309 >>17311
>>17297
not at me lad please
▶ 414bfb (1) No.17302>>17308
>>17297
No idea, I say Britposter but Pembs could be a danger also but I don't want to provocate Russia
▶ 24ee50 (1) No.17303
>>17294
I'll help you in a bit lad, just hold out another turn.
>>17299
Lad.
▶ 2d7924 (1) No.17304
>>17300
fucking hell nukes were a mistake
▶ eb0b4c (1) No.17305>>17310
>>17289
I'll cede it to you though lad if you help me with kosovo
▶ 22693b (1) No.17306
▶ 21c350 (1) No.17307
>>17297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE NOT AT ME ILL DO ANYTHING
▶ a28aef (1) No.17308
>>17302
I think Pembs is our most dangerous foe currently, we do have an alliance, smh
▶ 65a48e (1) No.17309>>17311 >>17312 >>17313 >>17316
>>17300
tbh lad I changed my mind, I will stop attacking you and move out of Germany, because Acid is a threat to me also. Can we figure something out?
▶ fe096f (1) No.17310>>17314
>>17305
I will, lad. If I have time I'll claim it this round
▶ 508536 (1) No.17311>>17315
>>17309
>>17300
But I would like to keep Bavaria if I can
▶ be6a41 (1) No.17312
>>17309
maybe, all i want it Switzerland
▶ 15f790 (1) No.17313>>17316 >>17325
>>17309
Daftie lass, remember how we were allies? Want to be allies now? *Glares at Neo*
▶ d0e6c0 (1) No.17314
>>17310
it's yours. not like it matters I'm about to taste the sweet sting of the finno-kosovan hyper war
▶ 6ca130 (1) No.17315>>17325
>>17311
doesnt look like youre in a position to barter tbh. betray vanlad and i will not attack you for the rest of the game tbh
▶ 1d3585 (1) No.17316
>>17309
>>17313
I'll respect your border rights in Libya if you help against the yellow peril lass.
▶ f1385e (1) No.17317>>17323
Official Finnish announcement, we look for allies to fight against kosovo
▶ c6475d (1) No.17318>>17320 >>17321 >>17322
congress of the powers
I am the current nuclear power, and I think you've all gotten too big for your boots, Europe has become a battle ground, and I'm sure we don't want it to become an irradiated wasteland whilst they grow stronger in Africa and the middle east.
I propose a truce in Europe, so that we secure our borders and keep dafty in the game
▶ 23ee80 (1) No.17319
>tfw splendid isolation isn't working out so well
Smh angry nativist, when will I learn.
▶ bbee4f (1) No.17320
>>17318
Im already after vanlad so this suits me
▶ 75854f (1) No.17321>>17324
>>17318
I begrudgingly accept… also going to get some food quickly…
▶ 04e814 (1) No.17322
>>17318
Nuke her land and I am sure we can let her keep it.
▶ 4fd9ef (1) No.17323>>17326
▶ 29baea (1) No.17324>>17327
>>17321
Finngolia, you stand before Kosovars everywhere as a murderer and criminal, how do you plead!
▶ d3d537 (1) No.17325>>17328 >>17330 >>17332
>>17313
But we were never allies. Also I'm scared shitless by Israel even if my borders no longer cross with him.
Don't take it personal but I'll refuse.
>>17315
I don't believe you but I agree. Just let me take muh white lands first.
▶ 9464cd (1) No.17327>>17331
>>17324
I was defending my ally from attack by the slavs! We had to eradicate the country, it was a barbaric time and the only way we knew how to create peace!
▶ 203c88 (1) No.17328
>>17325
Damn the Daftie saw straight through my clever ruse.
▶ d2fb4a (1) No.17329>>17331 >>17338
next map is ready btw but I'll allow a bit of role-playing strategy
▶ c4917d (1) No.17330
>>17325
Good lass, you have made a wise decision in not angering YHWH.
▶ a2b277 (1) No.17331>>17333 >>17334 >>17335
>>17329
>>17327
Cease all activity in central europe, or else we will nuke your most powerful province! I must secure a future for dafty kind!
▶ 7de037 (1) No.17332
>>17325
i will but im keeping switzerland
▶ c7c271 (1) No.17333>>17340
>>17331
I will do as you say, I'm not in a good position to make demands but would you allow me the Russian country for expansion?
▶ dc9b80 (1) No.17334>>17339 >>17340
>>17331
Don't know about the other, lads, but I will leave her alone if she gives me Austria
▶ 26d4bb (1) No.17335>>17336
>>17331
you're like the doomsday clock in watchmen tbh
▶ 953d8a (1) No.17336
>>17335
So, you still want france lad?
▶ 65e433 (1) No.17337>>17343 >>17345
| Rolled 219, 64 = 283 (2d1000) |
im going to sleep i concede all my land to the scot
enjoy the smell
▶ 34a498 (1) No.17338>>17344 >>17345
>>17329
Ok my alliance with Anprim is still the strongest and now regardless of his actions I'm entering an agreement with Britposter and probably 22 to keep the borders as they are and fight France-Africa. So I am in an armistice with Britlad and Israel. Oh and Anprim has a nuke.
Did I miss something thus far?
▶ d18397 (1) No.17339>>17346
>>17334
Lad please leave me Austria I already gave you Bavaria.
▶ 98be91 (1) No.17340>>17345
>>17334
tbh I'm just making sure the finns don't become a rape machine.
>>17333
I will accept Russian expansion, but Dafty must be allowed to expand into Czech, Slovak, and other central european territories
▶ 3fef47 (1) No.17342>>17349
I think I'm meta-gaming too hard right now and slowing the game
▶ 21da19 (1) No.17343
>>17337
Now we'll have a jockwave instead of a poowave.
▶ 6b88ed (1) No.17344>>17348
>>17338
I've set my eyes on Austria and now I can't look away. Cede it to me.
▶ 1b5126 (1) No.17345
>>17337
goodnight lad.
>>17338
sounds about right
>>17340
okay, I agree. I don't control czech anymore though.
▶ b494c2 (1) No.17346>>17348
▶ 13339f (1) No.17347>>17350 >>17352 >>17353 >>17354 >>17355 >>17356 >>17358 >>17361
NEXT ROUND
>Kosovo acquires nuclear weapons and uses them for peace, not evil
▶ 426cd9 (1) No.17348>>17354 >>17362
>>17344
NO LAD THE BORDERS STAY AS THEY ARE NOW YOU'LL FUCK UP THE TREATY
>>17346
whoa now you're just being a bully
▶ 407d4b (1) No.17349
>>17342
reported for metametagaming
▶ 4bb5e1 (1) No.17350>>17351
>>17347
IF he's given me all his land do i get the big bonuses now?
▶ 1d2052 (1) No.17351>>17359
>>17350
oh yeah forgot to add that in will post another map
▶ 76ced7 (1) No.17352
| Rolled 57, 565 = 622 (2d1000) |
>>17347
invade spain tbh
▶ e6bcc8 (1) No.17353>>17363
| Rolled 805, 622 = 1427 (2d1000) |
>>17347
North into France
Come on britposter lad
▶ 3f06e4 (1) No.17354
Austria is a +1 as well? For fuck's sake reee I'm never getting a high number
>>17348
>>17347
Sorry, lass. Looks like I broke it
▶ 0ecf0b (1) No.17355
| Rolled 917, 221 = 1138 (2d1000) |
>>17347
Push into Egypt and retake our rightful clay.
▶ 0adb26 (1) No.17356
| Rolled 922, 816 = 1738 (2d1000) |
>>17347
take Slovenia and Hungary and attack acid
▶ 19d095 (1) No.17358
| Rolled 724, 345 = 1069 (2d1000) |
>>17347
take russian lands and leave slovakia for the taking as per the agreement
▶ 6066ef (1) No.17359
| Rolled 972, 911 = 1883 (2d1000) |
>>17351
+4 assuming it counts now
Alright, fill India and spread into all of the northern countries above India, not declaring war on Neo.
▶ 0e8cad (1) No.17360
| Rolled 120, 452 = 572 (2d1000) |
>>17357
KEEP NORTHBOUND
▶ 56637f (1) No.17361>>17364
| Rolled 282, 814 = 1096 (2d1000) |
>>17347
Push Daftie out of Austria, spill fills Austria and Slovenia
▶ 903721 (1) No.17362>>17365
| Rolled 82, 79 = 161 (2d100) |
>>17357
Cede my Russian territories and expand into the Caucuses from Georgia. Can I grant dafty an expansion into the grey territories near me, Slovenia and Hungary?
>>17348
Lass, I don't know how to save you… ;~;7
▶ 2bb8c1 (1) No.17363
| Rolled 580, 893 = 1473 (2d1000) |
>>17353
lets dance lad
▶ b31d15 (1) No.17364
| Rolled 340, 510 = 850 (2d1000) |
>>17361
wew you right split daftie up there
▶ 0029c6 (1) No.17365
| Rolled 185, 710 = 895 (2d1000) |
>>17362
daftie already made it there dw
▶ bb487e (1) No.17366>>17367 >>17369 >>17370 >>17371 >>17375
I give up, let Anprim have my land and dissolve me.
▶ 3325bf (1) No.17367
▶ 4a2f4e (1) No.17368>>17374 >>17377
Neo if you and me go for him at the same time he wont be able to hold us off tbh
▶ 989cfb (1) No.17369
>>17366
Sad to see you go, lass, but I have no regrets tbh smh. Would use self-defense again
▶ 612167 (1) No.17370
>>17366
*Shakes your hand*
▶ f8e3e9 (1) No.17371>>17376 >>17378 >>17379 >>17380 >>17381 >>17382 >>17385 >>17391 >>17403
| Rolled 22, 131 = 153 (2d1000) |
NEXT ROUND
>>17366
gg lass. check out this three way split tbh
▶ badd22 (1) No.17374>>17379
>>17368
Lad let me attack him in Italy, and you from Spain
▶ 54f80b (1) No.17375
| Rolled 99, 35 = 134 (2d100) |
>>17366
LASSSSSSSSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 037f89 (1) No.17376>>17384 >>17385
>>17371
map with anprim owning land
▶ 160027 (1) No.17377>>17384
>>17368
True lad, hopefully nobody tries to interfere with our work.
▶ 90df20 (1) No.17378>>17384
| Rolled 948, 926 = 1874 (2d1000) |
>>17371
all or nothing - BRITPOSTER SNIFF THE KETAMINE
▶ 844eed (1) No.17379
| Rolled 535, 225 = 760 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Carry on into spain
IM COMING FOR YOU LAD
>>17374
YES LAD
▶ 3ad106 (1) No.17380>>17383 >>17385
| Rolled 825, 664 = 1489 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Finish of Dafty's territory in Italy and then attack Vanlad
▶ 796492 (1) No.17381
| Rolled 470, 236 = 706 (2d1000) |
>>17371
moar roozia
▶ 392b1a (1) No.17382>>17387
>>17371
let me settle in Luxembourg and stay neutral during the rest of the war (with slight sympathies to Anprim)
▶ ea8075 (1) No.17383>>17388
| Rolled 543, 151 = 694 (2d1000) |
>>17380
thats anprims now lad
▶ b4fcd2 (1) No.17384>>17386
| Rolled 509, 613 = 1122 (2d1000) |
>>17377
hopefully
>>17376
what happened to poopoo kingdom?
>>17378
YA FEELING IT LAD?
▶ 50c1a3 (1) No.17385
>>17380
>>17376
>>17371
I NOW HAVE +6
forgot to change
▶ b0ca03 (1) No.17386
| Rolled 989, 504 = 1493 (2d1000) |
>>17384
he gave up and gave it to jocks
▶ ad0885 (1) No.17387
| Rolled 963, 850 = 1813 (2d1000) |
>>17382
yeah that sounds fun tbh
▶ 2fb261 (1) No.17390>>17396
| Rolled 478, 556 = 1034 (2d1000) |
>>17388
he has nukes lad
▶ 7870d4 (1) No.17391
| Rolled 368, 950 = 1318 (2d1000) |
>>17371
+14
Take all remaining blank states in the middle east and if theres any left over spaces fill into from the east into the tiles above Georgia.
▶ 1286a7 (1) No.17392>>17394 >>17399
| Rolled 88, 25 = 113 (2d100) |
sad tbh
▶ eb2677 (1) No.17393>>17395
>>17388
you must be mad, absolutely mad
▶ 9e0e56 (1) No.17394
>>17392
gonna roll out the big gunz lad?
▶ d95f64 (1) No.17395>>17405
>>17393
should we stop him? we are a union
▶ 3f12c6 (1) No.17396>>17397
>>17390
It doesn't matter now, lad. I already said it and now he knows.
I'll take responsibility
*hides in bunker and doesn't tell my countrymen about the potential nuke attack*
▶ a037ca (1) No.17397
>>17396
Atleast he dies honou- oh nevermind
▶ db2900 (1) No.17399
>>17392
Don't be lad, you'll be the biggest empire and rule together with the other lads once Sussex has been pushed back to Bongo Land.
▶ 640eaa (1) No.17401
>>17400
>tfw neo orchastrated this whole thing
smh what the hell (((greatest ally)))
▶ aeeb0c (1) No.17402
| Rolled 272, 400 = 672 (2d1000) |
>tfw nobody wants to join the Vanno-Portugese Supremacy
Smh you fags.
▶ 9f7443 (1) No.17403
| Rolled 882, 158 = 1040 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Forgot I hadn't rolled. Continue the reconquest of Egypt.
▶ 31645b (1) No.17405>>17407
▶ 5bc89c (1) No.17406>>17412
>>17404
>(175)
christ
we almost need a new thread
▶ b1308e (1) No.17407
>>17405
he can make his own mistakes tbh
▶ c29fe5 (1) No.17408
we need new thread soon lads
▶ 209234 (1) No.17410>>17412 >>17441
▶ da6f0d (1) No.17411>>17413 >>17414
| Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d100) |
Well, I must secure a future for myself.
Finish Hungary and Moldova.
▶ 409459 (1) No.17412>>17414
>>17406
I think we're done soon but if we won't we can continue in the general.
>>17410
Oh nevermind
▶ 8f446e (1) No.17413
>>17411
oh whoops ill add you in then roll again
▶ bb16d8 (1) No.17414>>17416
>>17411
1000 sides btw
>>17412
I wish there was a program where I could edit in the rolls faster instead of paintbucketing every space smh
▶ 746a04 (1) No.17416
| Rolled 95, 797 = 892 (2d1000) |
>>17414
fug
▶ fa0758 (1) No.17431>>17441
| Rolled 867, 142 = 1009 (2d1000) |
FUCK SORRY GUYS, INVADE SPAIN I GUESS
▶ 541a3b (1) No.17441
>>17410
>>17431
wew lad
we moved threads btw kek