37e7ae No.16605
Welcome to the second Risk game!
Rules:
>Pick a flag/name/trip
>Pick a name for your nation
>Pick a location
>Pick a colour
To roll:
>Clearly state where you want to expand or who to declare war on
>Set dice options to 2 dice 1000 sides
>A bit of larping is always fun
A lot of this + nuke rules are on the map tbh
Also BONUSES are an important part of this game and can amount to a large advantage so make sure to count your bonuses and include them in your name, I don't want to count for you tbh I'll rely on you lads to scrutinise others bonuses to check they aren't cheating.
NAPs and Alliances are allowed, just ask whoever you want to go into one with you.
This may look like a lot to take in at first glance but it's honestly pretty simple once you've got the hang of it.
I dunno if I'll play myself, depends how many we have got.
GAME START AT 7:30
0a3b5b No.16617
>>16605
Light blue, I'll be Carthage ooga
e0cf8a No.16620
5ad5dc No.16623
>mfw won't play because i'd just win.
752fe8 No.16625
>>16623
forgot how you make a trip tbh, not playing anyway just wanted to gloat
89ce08 No.16626
>>16623
top kek gud times.
39b409 No.16627
fc496a No.16628
might have to postpone till 8pm if not many join and so 22st has more time to come back
5802fd No.16629
>>16626
Shame this board isn't for me. didnae hink it was me did yae?
740fb5 No.16631
77c0ae No.16634
>>16631
I though it's tradbrit
>>16628
That's fine lad.
35cb91 No.16638
Actually I will play lad
-top right of India
-blue
-Jockland
c0f56d No.16639
7e5378 No.16640
>>16638
scottish blue's gone I'll give you cyan
20da30 No.16641
>>16638
but all blue is taken.. except cyan
we can switch if you want
9f53b6 No.16642
>>16640
>>16641
Sure lad I'll switch.
9dac9c No.16643
>>16640
I could switch to red for Moloch if you like.
daced8 No.16644
>>16641
>>16642
>>16643
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh which one
c91ffb No.16645
>>16644
Me tbh, I like red.
ed6112 No.16646
>>16644
Alright cyan is still mine from now on
26c7ae No.16647
sorry lad must be annoying
102f8b No.16648
>>16645
sound tbh also red is fitting
>>16646
lol k
>>16647
nah its fine we're waiting anyway
2f3d1e No.16653
I'll join in to increase numbers TBH
ba4c8e No.16655
>>16653
Tbh lad 22 can join when we're already started also so it's not a big deal.
118d6d No.16656
14767c No.16659
>>16656
Already know what you're taking? Or you chose what's left?
99df15 No.16660
>>16648
Beautiful flag tbh, painted with the blood of Palestinian infants.
a62327 No.16663
>>16659
gonna wait until start time and add myself in then tbh
>>16660
kek
e492a5 No.16665
>>16660
I want to change fleg also. But this one's kinda unfitting.
269e6b No.16668
>>16665
Carthaginians would be rolling in their grave smh
60861e No.16671
Place me in the South of India.
My name will be the poopoo kingdom.
Don't care about the colour pick whatevers left.
I don't understand the bonuses thing though. Explain please.
aae0a1 No.16673
>>16668
South African one doesn't fit either.
I'll just carry on as usual.
4cfef9 No.16674
>>16671
someone is already in north india lad you sure?
034902 No.16675
>>16671
almost everything is still to be take lad
8d8c38 No.16676
>>16671
>I don't understand the bonuses thing though. Explain please.
basically when you've filled out a country in the map it corresponds to the bonuses on the smaller map in the bottom right, each bonuses add that number onto your roll
ea1a15 No.16677
Going to bed soonish, so can't play.
c5ddc0 No.16678
>>16677
have a good snooze
d39b21 No.16679
>>16677
nos da lad no problem
0b3068 No.16680
>>16671
>south of India
I'd advise you move unless you want to die instantly lad.
e19a02 No.16681
086ff9 No.16682
>>16676
>each bonuses add that number onto your roll
for every roll no matter where youre moving into?
>>16674
Yeah place me in Ceylon at the very South of it.
7ba039 No.16683
c99e2a No.16684
>>16680
the force is my ally
b874ca No.16685
10 minutes till game start
>>16681
of course lad
>>16682
kk lad
>>16683
pretty much lad
5acfb3 No.16686
>>16681
please do
>>16683
welshposter, implerium and herts are not playing, other than that wessexlad is charging his phone.
7794c9 No.16687
>>16682
>for every roll no matter where youre moving into?
what do you mean by this? your bonus adds onto every roll yeah, but you can only be in three countries at once
26716f No.16688
>>16685
Can i just be ireland and iceland tbh, colour light green
28e433 No.16689
>Both in Indian
ONLY ONE MAN CAN LEAVE LAD
0bbcfe No.16690
>>16678
Night lad, hope you win lad, but don't tell the other lads.
738ab1 No.16692
>>16690
night thanks lad, i'll try my best
86b611 No.16693
>>16688
sure lad which one?
5193f3 No.16694
Can I have a luddites guide to trip codes plz?
The Principality of Acid Techno
Portugal, Any colour
42aa9c No.16695
>>16690
>>16678
And thanks.
>>16679
Night lad.
91f61e No.16696
>>16693
based northan ireland tbh
75a818 No.16697
>>16694
put a hashtag and type something after and you get a trip lad
adding you now
>>16696
sawnd
3dacb0 No.16698
>>16694
two number signs, then something you choose as a password. In the name field.
##strayacunt (don't use this)
94e806 No.16699
>>16686
>Wessex
It's West Sussex lass. Wessex is poor man's Sussex.
9895d0 No.16700
>>16692
Losing isn't an option lad.
827f28 No.16701
>>16671
You should definitely go brown as that country lad.
664a31 No.16702
>>16700
I know lad, gotta protect the potatoes lad loving the new cats btw
0b30bd No.16703
>>16701
way ahead of you 8)
d3ae5e No.16704
 | Rolled 987 (1d1024) |
imperium roll for instant win tbh
e79b9b No.16705
f3ed46 No.16706
>>16705
Yeah I just can't think of a clever name
c04220 No.16707
685b28 No.16708
0e0e60 No.16709
I'll be Fingolia tbh
>>16706
smh… *gives you creative force*
>>16707
nah lad just about to start
3ebca1 No.16710
>>16697
>>16698
test
FUCK TESTS IM GOING IN HOT
If it works thanks chaps
828927 No.16711
>>16702
They aren't even new lad I just don't use them much but thanks lad.
271678 No.16712
991423 No.16713
>>16706
You'd better not hurt me lad, this is my first time.
12db8b No.16714
>>16711
that looks like a tough cat tbh scared
dd60b2 No.16715
how many territories can we start with?
d4f79b No.16716
e48c2e No.16717
>>16713
Are you going to manipulate me into doing your bidding, lass?
16e190 No.16719
c27093 No.16720
>>16717
M-maybe. I am your greatest ally after all…
eee34f No.16721
>>16714
Don't be scared lad.
435530 No.16723
>The Devilish Lands
>Netherlands
>dark red/red/orange anything that looks devilish and isn't taken
9553c4 No.16724
f0ae08 No.16725
Alright, so what's been claimed so far?
477e6f No.16726
fuck me we got so many players lol
>>16725
I'll post the current map one sec
18539e No.16727
>>16725
ive got le based potato country
b7d81c No.16729
>>16720
I'll be nice like I always am except for the times when I'm not
54ac19 No.16730
I'd really advise starting far away from India lad, I'm going to pack your shit in.
f941c6 No.16732
>>16730
*gets 5 nukes on the first turn*
013280 No.16734
>>16730
>Scots
>Packing anybody's shit in without an Englishman commanding them
Kek.
d521aa No.16735
824848 No.16736
b00c02 No.16737
>>16732
*gets lucky rolls that save me from one tile defeat 4 times*
d4e28a No.16738
| Rolled 79, 201 = 280 (2d1000) |
kill jester
724255 No.16739
are the rules the same as last time? I didn't read the new sheet.
f7bf83 No.16741
Knight to B4
>>16739
reeee I put effort into that, it's basically the same but there's some differences
a753b3 No.16743
most importantly
>Also BONUSES are an important part of this game and can amount to a large advantage so make sure to count your bonuses and include them in your name, I don't want to count for you tbh I'll rely on you lads to scrutinise others bonuses to check they aren't cheating.
I really don't wanna count all your bonuses
0d20bf No.16744
Is heavy drinking allowed during the game? I'm going to drink loads during the game.
73f07a No.16745
OK
Greater Kosovo, colour Grey.
291893 No.16746
>>16743
Include them in our names?
1cb4a0 No.16747
>>16741
Wew you made it?
reading it now, don't worry.
305d03 No.16748
>>16744
kek you wouldn't be the only one
043d48 No.16749
>>16743
Can i just put my bonuses in the message like
"+3
take Turkey"
c6c103 No.16750
>>16746
yeah lad like this
>>16747
oh fuck no I didn't make the map, I mean the text in the op
c193db No.16752
>>16749
if you want lad, it's just easier to put in the name cuz it saves it and you don't have to type it each time
50c9a8 No.16754
>>16744
>>16748
Lads… me too tbh but I'm done now
68af29 No.16755
ae3a8a No.16756
>>16750
How do you do that without changing the trip?
f05c2f No.16757
>>16756
type it before the trip lol
4bd973 No.16758
alright lads game starting now!
a20ec7 No.16759
c27f67 No.16760
>>16757
> lol
watch out, lad. Computer not working didn't make me any less angry
8775dc No.16762
| Rolled 419, 176 = 595 (2d1000) |
>>16758
>>16759
Expand into and take Nepal, any spill over into India.
169f38 No.16764
86dfdd No.16765
9e1f3d No.16766
| Rolled 988, 221 = 1209 (2d1000) |
>>16759
Go North into India. Expand along the Western coastline.
eee431 No.16767
| Rolled 25, 49 = 74 (2d100) |
>>16761
I meant dark red I was being stupid.
Expand into Serbia for Kosovo
9b7253 No.16768
cac909 No.16769
>>16765
lad you just type it after your name but before the #
2ac438 No.16770
| Rolled 242, 846 = 1088 (2d1000) |
goin to italy
>>16767
1000 sides lad
5ddfe7 No.16771
who here /notsurewhatthey'redoing/?
00c3d7 No.16772
| Rolled 691, 894 = 1585 (2d1000) |
expand in finland
b1975e No.16773
| Rolled 460, 596 = 1056 (2d1000) |
>>16759
Expand into Egypt.
I'm not great at Middle East geography but I think that's the bit to the south of Israel on both sides of the Nile.
c3240b No.16774
| Rolled 315, 873 = 1188 (2d1000) |
>>16761
East into spain
938267 No.16775
| Rolled 966, 51 = 1017 (2d1000) |
>>16770
558e3f No.16776
| Rolled 542, 676 = 1218 (2d1000) |
>>16771
smh I made the rules for a reason
in post options put 2 in dice and 1000 in sides, then tell me where you want your nation to expand to
77ad46 No.16777
| Rolled 177, 27 = 204 (2d1000) |
>>16776
expand through southan ireland
a39f03 No.16778
| Rolled 594, 665 = 1259 (2d1000) |
>>16761
Fill take the rest of Netherlands and move south into Belgium
d9717c No.16779
| Rolled 127, 614 = 741 (2d1000) |
>>16767
I'll change you now lad
c6872f No.16780
629172 No.16781
ROUND 2
soz about delays went to loo and got snacks
ec7edb No.16782
| Rolled 96, 949 = 1045 (2d1000) |
>>16780
ayyy there it is
>>16781
finish finland, take norway if spill sweden
a57b97 No.16783
| Rolled 35, 224 = 259 (2d1000) |
>>16781
+1
Expand further into India tbh.
0db6bd No.16784
| Rolled 182, 452 = 634 (2d1000) |
>>16781
take notrth of Italy, go for Switzerland
8d2665 No.16786
| Rolled 515, 201 = 716 (2d1000) |
>>16781
fill Portugal, any left fill spain
af73a8 No.16787
| Rolled 106, 320 = 426 (2d1000) |
>>16781
All of Serbia, and then the rest of then Bosnia and Croatia
6d1d2f No.16788
| Rolled 343, 160 = 503 (2d1000) |
>>16781
>didnt get all of ireland so i cant expand further
smh lads
EXPAND TO THE REST OF POTATO LAND
fd6a10 No.16789
| Rolled 48, 21 = 69 (2d100) |
>>16781
No stress, lad. Keep moving into Belgium. If I'm lucky move into Germany
87e9d4 No.16790
| Rolled 738, 584 = 1322 (2d1000) |
>>16781
OK so I have all of Ceylon which gives me a +1 bonus now? Meaning I get 1 extra territory each roll? Added 1 to my name.
Keep pushing North into India along the Western coastline.
be7e34 No.16793
29f47a No.16794
| Rolled 673, 143 = 816 (2d1000) |
>>16781
Expand further into Egypt.
2e0dc4 No.16796
>>16792
HAH INVALID IT WASN'T 1000 SIDES GOCHA
81d270 No.16797
LET'S GET D E V I L I S H
0e5cbe No.16799
925408 No.16800
>>16788
where do you wanna spill over into lad?
d0341a No.16801
| Rolled 328, 278 = 606 (2d1000) |
>>16796
Do you need another drink lass?
d95f3d No.16803
>>16800
scotland it looks like
9c5593 No.16804
1123f9 No.16805
>>16792
FUCK
>>16796
wew someones keeping a close eye
35455c No.16806
9581c8 No.16807
>>16799
just joking lad I think you can have them but post with 1000 from now on
also how many bonuses do I get? 4?
a3ac45 No.16808
Indias going to be a fucking bloodbath tbh
f14ce3 No.16809
>>16801
>>16801
Fugg it saves dice. Everyday is a school day
73944e No.16810
| Rolled 789, 915 = 1704 (2d1000) |
>>16789
>>16781
same
043d0c No.16811
>>16806
that's kinda mean lad and my fault
d34118 No.16812
>>16790
yeah that's right lad
3ed864 No.16813
>>16807
>>16810
>>16811
oh well if you're okay with it lass you can keep your nuke if you want. depends on how the rest of the players feel
93a07c No.16814
Lads PooPoo kingdom looks like a nugget of shit tbh
16b636 No.16816
>>16811
>>16813
Nah lass it's fine. Let's follow the rules
ad4a2e No.16818
>>16814
As is right and proper lad.
b65ab9 No.16821
>>16817
lol wtf are you doing
ac4352 No.16822
>>16816
alright lad. good honour
8a7cc1 No.16823
>>16807
You don't get any bonus right now.
>>16814
It will soon cover the world. None can escape.
e932d2 No.16826
THERE IS A GANG OF GIRLS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE I'M SCARED AND AROUSED
just thought I'd tell yous
f41eb0 No.16829
>>16817
>>16823
oh look at the bottom right of the map for the small map saying bonuses, you have to fill out the political borders of a country to get bonus, you fill none atm
909f56 No.16830
>>16826
*Starts van*
IM ON MY WAY
40cb84 No.16831
>>16823
Not if the Potato Kingdom can stop you tbh
2ed97f No.16833
93baa4 No.16834
>>16832
reminder to check bonuses
4b50ce No.16837
| Rolled 972, 435 = 1407 (2d1000) |
>>16832
also finish norway go swecuckdon
ec06f0 No.16838
>>16832
+1
Expand into Indian, there will be Pajeet blood in the streets if need be.
723249 No.16839
| Rolled 304, 839 = 1143 (2d1000) |
>>16838
forgot to roll
571fb6 No.16840
| Rolled 10, 458 = 468 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling the dago land with acid techno por favor.
628d76 No.16841
| Rolled 194, 900 = 1094 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling Belgium then move into north Germany and start filling it along its northern Border
6f7d28 No.16842
| Rolled 834, 625 = 1459 (2d1000) |
>>16826
keep us posted lad
>>16832
i wanna move up to scotland to block you from bullying me tbh
143628 No.16843
| Rolled 964, 65 = 1029 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue filling the balkans, lets get montenegro
463fc1 No.16844
| Rolled 913, 831 = 1744 (2d1000) |
>>16832
now going south into africa
fe0a42 No.16846
| Rolled 102, 504 = 606 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Expand into Pakistan.
>>16838
I'll shit on you if you provoke me I swear on me mam.
497be8 No.16847
>>16838
this is going to be interesting
may the best race win
4dab96 No.16849
| Rolled 845, 705 = 1550 (2d1000) |
>>16832
Continue the Egypt expansion.
2603fe No.16851
>tfw it's too late to join
050c3a No.16853
3b5488 No.16855
>>16844
fucking heck why didn't I take the Helves smh
6d42a5 No.16856
>>16851
kek you can have iceland lad
158257 No.16857
>>16851
Join and ally with Acid Techno
504c40 No.16858
>>16853
It is and I need to make din dins, I'll join you lads some other time
c06c51 No.16859
>>16842
requesting a non aggression pact tbh
4dae8c No.16860
9022f5 No.16861
>>16849
>arrive in the promised land after 40 years in the desert
>return
4f1ff9 No.16862
>>16843
remember bonus lad
675dc6 No.16864
>>16860
indefinitely lad, unless you're planning something
b61e79 No.16866
| Rolled 642, 825 = 1467 (2d1000) |
>>16861
All land is promised land, fellow demonic lad. Requesting non-aggression pact.
577e4f No.16867
>>16864
How about we form a nordic-celtic union lad
67777f No.16868
| Rolled 604, 567 = 1171 (2d1000) |
>>16862
Bonus after I take all of Serbia right?
e2b32e No.16871
>>16869
move was a shit anyway
4965ee No.16872
>>16851
you can join if you like lad
6882a4 No.16873
>>16868
yeah youve filled serbia
>>16871
smh
53a8c5 No.16874
95d4ef No.16875
This is proper /comfy/ lads
9cc628 No.16876
2ae37a No.16877
| Rolled 698, 495 = 1193 (2d1000) |
>>16873
Oh, there's the last territory in Bosnia left as well?
4e967e No.16878
>>16876
THIS PHONE ISNT COMFY
e89023 No.16879
>>16872
Well ok, I'll start Poland then
2c6ca6 No.16880
a52cfd No.16881
>>16877
bosnia and serbia are separate on the bonus map lad even though bosnia ist serbja
0c64b7 No.16882
afa456 No.16883
| Rolled 699, 513 = 1212 (2d1000) |
>>16882
Here's the roll
0b231b No.16884
>>16878
Yeah lad I imagine
32b461 No.16885
>>16867
hmmm tempting lad lets see how it goes
fbab10 No.16886
41c4b5 No.16887
>>16885
Non agression for now though
711348 No.16889
>>16887
The Acid Techno raving dagos request an NAP with the Scotched potato men for central European expansion.
a17236 No.16890
| Rolled 420, 498 = 918 (2d1000) |
>>16888
finish sveden
3c0073 No.16891
| Rolled 624, 95 = 719 (2d1000) |
>>16888
EXPAND INTO INDIA AT ALL COSTS
0a0da5 No.16892
| Rolled 731, 941 = 1672 (2d1000) |
>>16891
+1 tbh
f2ded4 No.16893
>>16888
Next stop, Albania, ancient home of the ilyrian Kosovars
05e4e1 No.16894
| Rolled 68, 265 = 333 (2d1000) |
>>16888
South to whatever it is. Algeria? Morocco?
277024 No.16895
| Rolled 986, 180 = 1166 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Expand and fill Poland tbh
cb9a53 No.16896
| Rolled 94, 579 = 673 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Alright. Forward to Swizerland. Take Corsica if I can.
try to make eisrael like me and not attack me also
d24b03 No.16897
| Rolled 63, 40 = 103 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Finish off that last piece of Egypt, any spill over should go into Arabia.
fe24d2 No.16898
| Rolled 941, 475 = 1416 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Sweet Hitler trips, lad.
Keep filling Germany. My lanklet warriors will cuck the German manlets.
eef5ee No.16899
| Rolled 980, 456 = 1436 (2d1000) |
>>16888
Take the rest of Pakistan. Then if I have any left, attack Jockland. Taking Pakistan will get me +2 so I'll go up to +3 after taking it, but the rules don't specify if bonuses can be added mid turn like that.
bf31d4 No.16900
| Rolled 27, 571 = 598 (2d1000) |
Forgot bonus it's 2 now
>>16898
>>16888
0814b8 No.16901
>>16896
OH SHIT I GET +2 BY THE WAY
but the roll is shit so who cares
4ab81d No.16902
ed375e No.16903
| Rolled 465, 559 = 1024 (2d1000) |
>>16888
I go to the ebil english oppressor land now
>>16889
i swear you're trying to say something but for the life of me i have no clue what
698108 No.16905
| Rolled 857, 152 = 1009 (2d1000) |
>>16902
shid
3220ba No.16906
>>16898
thanks lad
provocative post tbh
8cac56 No.16907
>>16901
+3 even (forget it tbh)
d00d27 No.16909
f4d478 No.16911
ROUND 5
>POO IN LOOS MAKE THE FIRST STRIKE
888bb1 No.16913
| Rolled 588, 614 = 1202 (2d1000) |
>>16911
into mother ruuzia tbh
130d73 No.16914
| Rolled 759, 575 = 1334 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Finish Poland if spill put in Czech
a247c3 No.16915
| Rolled 529, 991 = 1520 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Fill spain, spillover north to france GIVE THE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS SOME BANGING 808
>>16903
If we meet in frogland, no fighteyfightey, for 5 turns.
4bf61f No.16917
| Rolled 492, 685 = 1177 (2d1000) |
>>16911
+1
COUNTER ATTACK INTO INDIA
ca3ace No.16918
| Rolled 760, 544 = 1304 (2d1000) |
>>16914
>so close to trips
Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
a8c5f7 No.16919
| Rolled 764, 432 = 1196 (2d1000) |
>>16913
wait I'm +5 didnt see that small bit
06b9b5 No.16920
| Rolled 494, 387 = 881 (2d1024) |
>>16911
YOU FORGOT MY TERATORY YOU BASTERD
move down to england i spose
c14679 No.16921
| Rolled 449, 766 = 1215 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Continue expansion into Arabia
f76f5e No.16922
>>16911
continue to go north. please don't hurt me israel-chan
2a80d3 No.16923
| Rolled 158, 181 = 339 (2d1000) |
>>16922
fug
6cf58e No.16924
| Rolled 862, 929 = 1791 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Changed to +3 now.
Expand into Jockland. Focus on taking Nepal.
1a4f15 No.16926
| Rolled 501, 984 = 1485 (2d1000) |
>>16903
>>16911
Keep filling Germany tbh
e9662d No.16928
| Rolled 17, 526 = 543 (2d1000) |
>>16915
Sorry lad I'm drunk.
84c945 No.16929
>>16911
Lad you missed me last turn
c06dab No.16930
| Rolled 581, 242 = 823 (2d1000) |
>>16911
Go Southwards and Eastwards
b479fb No.16931
>>16928
Just the bonus obviously, +4, smh I'm a retard
a86f8c No.16932
>>16920
shit sorry lad will add it now
5d3a1a No.16934
>>16932
smh i see your game, i was getting a little to close was i?
ca0d7a No.16938
>>16931
I gotchu fam
>>16934
top kek nah I'm just dull
fcc869 No.16939
>Lichtenstein isn't even on the map
9c6eeb No.16940
ROUND 6
>Jocks make successful counter attack
423ead No.16941
| Rolled 285, 80 = 365 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Push North from my Southern territories and attempt to reconnect my territory.
ed67fc No.16942
| Rolled 238, 167 = 405 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Fill Poland spill Czech
3cd181 No.16943
| Rolled 688, 207 = 895 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Take Greece, and Croatia. Then head into Bulgaria
f93e0f No.16944
| Rolled 121, 418 = 539 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Finish off Arabia, any spill over going to Yemen.
ca6f87 No.16945
| Rolled 877, 724 = 1601 (2d1000) |
>>16940
capture the motherland for the finnish reich
24752a No.16946
| Rolled 910, 29 = 939 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Trying to take (((rest))) of Italy, then go take the Helvets again.
fe5cab No.16947
| Rolled 669, 335 = 1004 (2d1000) |
>>16940
South to wherever it is, spillover southeast to wherever it is. MORE BASS
8e2fd0 No.16948
| Rolled 163, 861 = 1024 (2d1000) |
>>16940
+1
ATTACK PAKISTAN AND CRIPPLE HIS BONUS, USE ANY SPILL IF I GET DUBS OR TRIPS AND SPILL INTO SOUTH INDIA
1464cc No.16951
| Rolled 509, 831 = 1340 (2d1000) |
>>16940
Keep filling German women's' wombs
82187b No.16952
>>16946
oh forgot about the islands smh
e13328 No.16954
6f14cf No.16955
| Rolled 626, 860 = 1486 (2d1000) |
>>16946
You want an alliance? We're fairly close.
a7fade No.16957
| Rolled 429, 288 = 717 (2d1000) |
>>16954
I already rolled but ill do it again
just take the iseland tbh
a2726f No.16958
>>16955
2 off the memi number
509f0c No.16959
>>16951
>>16953
>0
THE GERMAN WOMEN LOVE THE BIG LANKLET DICK
a797f5 No.16960
>>16957
didnt see your post for this round lad
76d979 No.16961
>>16955
Don't know who to make my ally yet. But maybe. I hope Israel will be kept busy in the Middle East but he can always attack. Not against yours tbh.
94f27e No.16962
>>16960
dont worry just get on with it tbh
c56cc6 No.16963
>>16962
also you have to travel through norway to get to iceland with the lines smh
def3eb No.16964
>>16961
Well hopefully I take the bottom of Greece and expand further eastwards
904995 No.16965
ill fill rest of england and wales
504f85 No.16967
| Rolled 915, 666 = 1581 (2d1000) |
>>16966
moar russia pl0x
94b06d No.16968
| Rolled 865, 142 = 1007 (2d1000) |
>>16966
fill czech spill in krautland
10be3e No.16969
>>16967
wait nvm get baltic states
274924 No.16970
| Rolled 868, 183 = 1051 (2d1000) |
>>16963
theres a line linking england and france
>>16966
go the fuck into france tbh
98d3c4 No.16971
>>16966
Fill up Greece and Croatia smh smh
Then we can be cheeky and take Bulgaria
f2820a No.16972
| Rolled 227, 774 = 1001 (2d1000) |
>>16966
expand into west africa
7802f3 No.16973
| Rolled 269, 561 = 830 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Push in from the NW. I want to take Nepal.
600286 No.16974
| Rolled 937, 530 = 1467 (2d1000) |
>>16966
>>16970 also +4
ad11c9 No.16975
| Rolled 720, 185 = 905 (2d1000) |
>>16966
head east. Stop SlavShit.
>>16968
*punches you*
1d497f No.16976
| Rolled 346, 395 = 741 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Finish off that last bit of Yemen and then move into Oman/Qatar wherever that grey bit above it is.
bf8a36 No.16977
| Rolled 690, 357 = 1047 (2d1000) |
>>16972
Want to buddy up mate?
036076 No.16978
>>16968
kraut land as in austria or germany?
e02578 No.16979
| Rolled 728, 188 = 916 (2d1000) |
>>16966
Continue into the Daftie-contested zone
FUTURE HOUSE BEATS
0e901b No.16980
| Rolled 814, 461 = 1275 (2d1000) |
>>16966
+1
ATTACK INTO PAKISTAN TO GET RID OF HIS BONUS AND PLEASE GOD GIVE ME DUBS FOR SPILLING INTO INDIA
f3cd05 No.16981
| Rolled 952, 449 = 1401 (2d1000) |
>>16978
Germany
7546ff No.16982
>>16970
I thought you said iceland lad…
0881ae No.16983
>>16977
If you accept Kosovo as an ally sure lets do
d8ec51 No.16984
| Rolled 989, 650 = 1639 (2d1000) |
>>16983
Sure m8
3d10a3 No.16985
I don't think I'm long for this world lads.
ed75f2 No.16986
>>16979
this means war nigga
a4c7f6 No.16987
| Rolled 557, 187 = 744 (2d1000) |
>>16985
I'll carry on in your name
749f5d No.16989
70fd82 No.16990
>>16982
Requesting alliance with the Finnish Empire to expel Slavshit from rightful Devilish lands clay. Staying friendly with Daftie for now
77b734 No.16991
>>16984
>>16983
Is this gonna be our version of Intermarium?
b798b2 No.16992
| Rolled 292, 820 = 1112 (2d1000) |
>>16982
nah that can fuck off tbh, i don't want to have to kick you ass to get to it
32810b No.16993
179ce6 No.16994
| Rolled 622, 435 = 1057 (2d1000) |
>>16989
fugg it keeps unrolling me
Same order as before, throw in a cheeky slice of Bulgaria if you can ;^)
3d6b29 No.16995
>>16992
ah good lad was confused thought iseland was a part of france and I got it wrong and you were mad lol
e659a8 No.16996
| Rolled 395, 411 = 806 (2d1000) |
>>16991
I'll be whatever u want me to b
c9e2df No.16997
4c146f No.16998
| Rolled 250, 114 = 364 (2d1000) |
>>16995
no i thought that iceland was nordic
ea02f3 No.17000
| Rolled 630, 746 = 1376 (2d1000) |
How does this number translate into territory gained?
9d8d46 No.17002
>>16990
I accept oh noble lanklets. as long as you let me add some mongol to your people's genes
2e17d4 No.17003
| Rolled 262, 838 = 1100 (2d1000) |
>>16999
RIP lad
81e562 No.17004
| Rolled 606, 646 = 1252 (2d1000) |
>>16999 (checked)
I think I should have a bigger bonus but I'm not sure
4beb3e No.17005
| Rolled 643, 233 = 876 (2d1000) |
>>16999
>Germany give +10
For what purpose
49482b No.17007
>>17005
I also wondered that
db1cfd No.17008
>>16997
I'll put the 2 into the war front
4c6b47 No.17009
>>17007
>>17005
Big risk, big reward? Just contest him tbh
a3d588 No.17011
>>17008
didn't know what you meant, forgot Helvetic Republic is now mine
53d743 No.17012
ed4c04 No.17013
>>17002
We were part of the ancient empire, lad. We've already been enriched, but I suggest purifying our diluted genes is a good idea.
>>17004
1+ from Netherlands and Belgium
>>17005
it's taking forever to fill
305994 No.17014
>>17011
it means I did your roll but there was no space left so asking where else you wanted to go but added that in too
fdcf37 No.17015
>>17013
true lad. yes sure lets purify them with FIN
4ff2ae No.17016
| Rolled 354, 659 = 1013 (2d1000) |
>tfw anxiously waiting for the next update so I can run and get a burger from the kebab shop
home alone tonight lads
4a6a3b No.17017
NEXT ROUND
>Keep forgetting what number so I'm just going to say this instead of scrolling up
>Poo in Loo making ground in the east, looking grim for the Scotsmen
>WAR in Africa!
836b08 No.17019
| Rolled 870, 126 = 996 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Kill 22st
e4fc30 No.17020
| Rolled 84, 971 = 1055 (2d1000) |
>>17017
fuck africa for now, enter germany sorry lad
7d1716 No.17021
| Rolled 142, 614 = 756 (2d1000) |
>>17017
keep attacking scots
576e01 No.17022
| Rolled 220, 268 = 488 (2d1000) |
>>17017
finish baltics then more russia
Ally - Devilish
NAP - Britposter
5bdfc5 No.17023
751e94 No.17024
| Rolled 204, 749 = 953 (2d1000) |
>>17019
>>17022
fuck moved before it updated reeeeeeeee
60453d No.17025
| Rolled 287, 111 = 398 (2d1000) |
>>17017
DECALRE WAR ON SLAVSHIT EXPEL HIM FROM ARE RIGHTFUL CLAY
74ed57 No.17026
| Rolled 955, 66 = 1021 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Expand into Iraq, any spill over into Jordan.
6f2922 No.17027
| Rolled 983, 384 = 1367 (2d1000) |
>>17017
I'm gonna run and get something to eat
Take Bulgaria with full steam
bdf17e No.17028
| Rolled 952, 37 = 989 (2d1000) |
>>17023
no, 22st. he's the lad I'm asking for an apology, I betrayed his trust. I'm helping you tbh.
2d17d8 No.17029
| Rolled 401, 682 = 1083 (2d1000) |
>>17017
Keep hitting Daftie, and onto Italy
EURO TECHNO
09cde0 No.17030
| Rolled 318, 646 = 964 (2d1000) |
>>17017
move through France tbh
>>17022
>NAP - Britposter
does that mean youre starting shit?
54ca08 No.17032
91670c No.17033
| Rolled 903, 916 = 1819 (2d1000) |
>>17027
aight lad
41c0cc No.17034
| Rolled 526, 588 = 1114 (2d1000) |
>>17017
+1
COUNTER ATTACK INTO PAKISTAN AND ANY POTENTIAL SPILL INTO INDIA
Looking grim lads, might have to go civic soon.
37ba3f No.17035
>>17020
to clarify don't take slavshit's land
31b235 No.17036
| Rolled 611, 556 = 1167 (2d1000) |
Jockland is being consumed
ac243a No.17038
| Rolled 94, 36 = 130 (2d1000) |
>>17030
>does that mean youre starting shit?
NAP means the non aggression pact we signed lad, just saying it so others know
76acc3 No.17040
>>17020
It's fine. I can fight a war on two fronts against a +9 and +6 while I'm +2
dc355e No.17041
>>17033
22st is going to die lad, dont do anything stupid tbh
da8160 No.17044
HE KEEPS GETTING HIGHER NUMBERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
642a36 No.17045
9a078d No.17046
| Rolled 11, 79 = 90 (2d1000) |
>>17041
>>17041
5349d7 No.17047
>>17042
Lad his face reminds me of my ballsack, if you're going to go for any blairite you may as well go for the original.
2128b4 No.17048
>>17046
Im giving you a choice here lad, you want russia dont you?
e13d40 No.17050
>>17046
AHHH LAAAAD SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
9a354d No.17051
>>17040
sorry nothin personell. just business.
>>17047
I love him too lad. I love all of them. Still waiting for the new labour anime.
9be992 No.17052
| Rolled 562, 64 = 626 (2d1024) |
*invades from space*
43920e No.17053
| Rolled 664, 53 = 717 (2d1024) |
>>17052
*leaves to get coke*
5b23a2 No.17055
>>17054
wait nvm lads, bit tired tbh
7a7a5a No.17057
>>17053
.. cocaine? I've got a cash lad :^)
d176ea No.17059
| Rolled 266, 481 = 747 (2d1000) |
sorry lads turns will take longer now i have to calculate the battles
NEXT ROUND
>WAR ERUPTS AROUND THE GLOBE
>NEARLY EVERYONE LOCKED IN COMBAT
29e74a No.17061
| Rolled 580, 82 = 662 (2d1000) |
>>17059
SAVE 22STONE
INVADE SLAVSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
531339 No.17062
| Rolled 43, 15 = 58 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Defend if Fingolia attacks, if not attack 22st
Did you do dafties go?
b9cf79 No.17063
| Rolled 513, 371 = 884 (2d1000) |
>>17059
keep attacking that bloody scot
1bbbce No.17064
ef11dd No.17065
>>17059
lad you just uploaded the same image
486a05 No.17066
| Rolled 377, 694 = 1071 (2d1000) |
>>17059
*desperately fights back slavshit*
e53ea5 No.17067
| Rolled 519, 580 = 1099 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Keep at Daftie lass, onto Italy
LETS AVE IT
8b7589 No.17068
| Rolled 1000, 376 = 1376 (2d1000) |
>>17059
Expanding into Iraq still.
e02e39 No.17070
>>17064
>>17065
ffs
CORRECT MAP
cbceb7 No.17071
| Rolled 519, 950 = 1469 (2d1000) |
>>17059
move through france
>nealry everyone locked in combat
apart from us eh lad
3af780 No.17072
| Rolled 485, 93 = 578 (2d1000) |
>>17070
see >>17071
5d9a2d No.17073
| Rolled 15, 306 = 321 (2d1000) |
>>17059
anyway
attack acid and take his lands, ooga booga lads
6fb648 No.17074
>>17070
Oh shit, I'll lose a lot of spill over on that one.
0a9cb0 No.17075
>>17071
yeah lad we did well. have to swoop in and save 22 though smh
3b3a9a No.17076
>>17066
>1
>>17069
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1b364d No.17077
| Rolled 22, 573 = 595 (2d1000) |
>>17070
+1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Attack the poo's tbh
5e2731 No.17078
>>17075
>He thinks he can save him
wew
047f4e No.17079
>>17070
I'm plus 12 lad kisses your cheek
5cba38 No.17080
>>17075
which ones 22stone? also jockland is getting raped tbh
a6da79 No.17081
Tbh i told you not to start in India, all this fighting has made it so we're miles behind all the over players. and you'll lose tbh
e17ab6 No.17083
| Rolled 459, 535 = 994 (2d1000) |
>>17073
also I loose Libya so -2
db1a1a No.17084
| Rolled 314, 176 = 490 (2d1000) |
>>17070
From the shop
+9 finish Bulgaria and push into Romania up to help Slavshit
655eb3 No.17085
>>17080
22 is orange lad
everyone succumbs to the poo eventually, jock remembers the last time the poo wave happened I'm sure
ae9971 No.17086
>>17082
I'll save you laddddd
dcbae8 No.17087
>>17085
That game was great tbh
4ca4c5 No.17089
>>17081
god help you lad
>>17085
>tfw 22st is the only thing standing inbetween me and the enamy
good luck lad
e41376 No.17090
>>17085
>jock remembers the last time the poo wave happened I'm sure
I STARTED IN INDIA TO PREVENT THIS OUTCOME
b81d36 No.17091
>>17090
This still pleases me tbh
28dc88 No.17092
aceaf4 No.17094
>>17090
top kek it's just brutal
69c8af No.17097
>>17090
Wew, looks like I have a new objective.
696c96 No.17098
>>17089
>>tfw 22st is the only thing standing inbetween me and the enamy
>good luck lad
One nuke won't be enough.
93a5d4 No.17100
>>17078
you're done lad
>>17079
l-lad..
79cb3e No.17101
I WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST BREATH TO SECURE THE WORLD FOR EVERYONE ELSE
GETTING THE POWERHOSE AND CLEANING THE SHITTING STREETS
cc58be No.17102
>>17098
I'm tempted to support you as (((my greatest ally))) if you join me and pembs union tbh
7c5c91 No.17104
>>17101
preventing the global pooing is a very noble pursuit tbqh
ef04fb No.17105
>>17102
Oh, you're in an union? I'm already his ally so I would gladly accept that. We can form an EU superstate
19f430 No.17106
a3be87 No.17107
>>17071
wew 69 and i didnt even notice
8a6851 No.17108
>>17105
yes laddd
>>17107
holy shit and you do. 1 NUKE FOR BRITPOSTER
5b489c No.17109
>>17106
lad who can i nuke to help 22st the most
dcd006 No.17110
| Rolled 344, 696 = 1040 (2d1000) |
>>17101
You may clean the poo, but the stench will always remain.
7ef3c7 No.17111
a748fd No.17113
>>17109
I'll leave it up to you lad, us finns forgot all knowledge of nukes after the last hyperwar
read the nuke rules on the map tho
6426f0 No.17114
>>17109
DONT NUKE ME I'M ALREADY MOVING OUT TBH
536bcb No.17116
>>17113
i will nuke cyan germany lad
8b3553 No.17117
>>17114
which one were you?
3ffff7 No.17118
>>17116
NO LAD I'M SORRY THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING
5d0440 No.17119
>>17116
You just fucked 22st there lad
4d3b8f No.17120
>>17116
draw where you wanna exactly lad
df5e7c No.17121
>>17109
Don't know. Both Daftie and Slavshit are attacking me hard, but Pembs is attacking Slavshit and Vanlad is attacking Daftie. I guess it'd best to use it on Daftie's territory in southern Germany
d930a8 No.17122
NEXT ROUND
>BRITPOSTER IS THE FIRST NUCLEAR POWER
349cf1 No.17123
wait she's moving out. Save the nuke for later
2138c6 No.17124
smh all I even wanted was comfy Bavaria I don't even care about killing 22st I think he should stay
2cebcb No.17125
>>17120
>>17121
can i attack slavshit tbh how large is a nukes damage?
45f753 No.17126
| Rolled 782, 369 = 1151 (2d1000) |
With Bulgaria I should have +11, from there I'll be ready to meem machine1
also got my burger ladds and laddettes, ready to spiel.
>>17122
Lad you didn't update me?
df77e9 No.17127
| Rolled 767, 251 = 1018 (2d1000) |
>>17122
kill scot
kill scot
kill scot
kill scot
6ff518 No.17128
>>17123
If you nuke Germany no-one can ever get the +10 bonus,I'd probably do that if you're about to die, it would be very /devilish/ lad
d56070 No.17130
| Rolled 417, 174 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17122
REEEEEEE
TAKE BACK SICILY AAAAAAHHH
7950ee No.17131
>>17126
sorry lad there's a lot of moves happening, I'll add in your last move and this one
4eda22 No.17132
| Rolled 858, 253 = 1111 (2d1000) |
>>17121
>advocating nuking Daftie
I didn't know you had it in you lad, that was pretty devilish.
>>17122
>>17122
>>17122
Commence conquest of Iran, the #1 state sponsor of terror.
29a20c No.17133
>>17131
>>17126
wait you weren't here, anyway roll again
5f7004 No.17134
| Rolled 686, 213 = 899 (2d1000) |
>>17122
+1
TAKE DOWN THE BROWN CUNT ONCE AND FOR ALL
6fb2f7 No.17135
>>17124
dont worry im nuking slavshit tbh
>>17129
is one terratory just a little province area?
05a6cb No.17136
>>17130
alright this is the end for Carthage we had a good run boys
09690d No.17137
>>17135
yeah lad one colour block
f620af No.17138
| Rolled 42, 56 = 98 (2d1000) |
>>17122
Defend and attack 22st
>>17134
Nice lad
22fbc2 No.17139
>>17128
>If you nuke Germany no-one can ever get the +10 bonus
Is that a rule?
>>17124
>I just wanted to cuck someone out of a 10+
*punches you*
91ab5a No.17140
>>17136
bonus down to 2 btw
3709f7 No.17141
| Rolled 672, 258 = 930 (2d1000) |
>>17122
fight slavshit tbh
>>17136
rest in pieces :^(
b1f46b No.17142
| Rolled 118, 483 = 601 (2d1000) |
>>17122
keep at Daftie
Maximum 303
006275 No.17143
>>17139
>Is that a rule?
Nobody can ever obtain a nuked piece of land, so in theory it should delete the bonus for the land, it should be.
DOES IT COUNT PEMBS?
c991c2 No.17144
>>17132
>I didn't know you had it in you lad, that was pretty devilish.
Self-defense, lass. The weak should fear the strong, not attack them.
b90d48 No.17146
| Rolled 601, 101 = 702 (2d1000) |
>>17122
carry on through france and then nuke slavshit
c8b1da No.17147
>>17144
>weak
smh lad that's just unnecessary bullying
b8b9c9 No.17148
| Rolled 196, 167 = 363 (2d1000) |
>>17143
That doesn't make sense. You'd be able to completely ruin someone who had filled out Germany with a single nuke then.
459caa No.17149
>>17148
>You'd be able to completely ruin someone who had filled out Germany with a single nuke then.
That's why they're a double digit number to obtain.
fb568c No.17150
>>17146
>He destroyed Germany
WHY?
600043 No.17151
| Rolled 752, 576 = 1328 (2d1000) |
>>17133
>>17133
lad come on look
>>17084
d5e858 No.17153
>>17150
its actually next to germany you retard
676296 No.17154
| Rolled 748, 138 = 886 (2d1000) |
>>17143
yeah lad no one can ge tthe bonus
>>17148
that's why they're called nukes lad
7092d6 No.17155
| Rolled 572, 572 = 1144 (2d1000) |
>>17151
e67962 No.17156
| Rolled 884, 243 = 1127 (2d1000) |
>>17146
>>17122
Fight back Slavshit
>>17147
Attacks hurts more than words, lass
>>17154
so they do function that way?
d1b000 No.17157
>>17153
>He cant read the rules
>He calls me a retard
d488a4 No.17158
| Rolled 418, 173 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17151
oh shit your right. hosting these games takes a lot of focus
36aeb2 No.17159
>>17157
you're not a very nice guy tbh
2a6888 No.17160
| Rolled 273, 852 = 1125 (2d1000) |
>>17156
yeah nuked land is unconquerable
>>17157
no one seems to be raeding them smh
ff931e No.17161
>>17159
You were mean to me first tbh
>>17160
ikr smh tbh
1ca3a7 No.17162
>>17161
no i wasnt you tried to take advantage of me because i was a new player. Youre just not a nice player tbh
94487c No.17163
>>17162
When did i do that?
18af3d No.17164
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17157
>>17153
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THROW ME IN THE RIVER AND END MY MISERY
414ec3 No.17166
>>17163
>i wanted to help 22st
>you tried to use me in a way that would screw him over
tbh
>>17164
ITS NOT GERMANY ITS NEXT TO IT
97b489 No.17167
>>17165
I think I've stunted the grow of the poo wave to the point where he can't win anymore, so probably in the bag for pembs.
010a95 No.17168
de88af No.17169
>>17165
>Not considering the superiority of Acid Techno
Smh tbh lad.
RIG WRECKERS
d10ce8 No.17170
britposter on suicide watch
0b9321 No.17173
>>17167
This tbh, next time I'll start playing at the beginning and we can conquer the world
>>17169
He needs to rush russia then travel down to capture India, it's not hard right now tbh
cbacc0 No.17174
| Rolled 527, 18 = 545 (2d1000) |
>>17165
>implying I'm not playing the long game with Bulgaria
B L A C K S E A
L
A
C
K
S
E
A
e2a560 No.17175
>>17172
feels bad
but feels REALLY GOOD TOO TBH
922b97 No.17176
>>17165
tfw the game is rigged because Pembs is ruling it.
1124f1 No.17177
b3e4e7 No.17178
>>17165
you shouldn't have attacked 22 lad! we could have gone on swimmingly smh
fe713b No.17179
>>17166
>ITS NOT GERMANY ITS NEXT TO IT
Thank God
1e6640 No.17180
>>17173
>tfw no simple times where a river saves everything
4b1549 No.17181
>>17176
This, ban pembs tbh
0373c4 No.17183
>>17176
lad…. you can't claim that but at the same time not even check to see if I'm doing anything wrong (I'm not)
9d9b85 No.17184
I bet pembs has rigged dice smh
e66036 No.17186
uhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I've got everyone
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>Nuke unleashed in polan and spillover in germany
1ed311 No.17187
>>17183
Tbh you gave me Slovakia when I asked for Czech
630e8c No.17188
>>17186
>Nuke unleashed in polan and spillover in germany
So it destroyed Germany's bonus?
e338a8 No.17189
| Rolled 889, 392 = 1281 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Finish off Iran, spill over into Turkey.
09e608 No.17190
| Rolled 614, 454 = 1068 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Attack 22st
5d79f9 No.17191
| Rolled 199, 983 = 1182 (2d1000) |
>>17186
reeee attack tbh
f47655 No.17192
154b78 No.17193
>>17187
fucking hell and I did. I'll change it over sorry.
e06757 No.17194
| Rolled 927, 378 = 1305 (2d1000) |
>>17186
whoopsie :^)
Spread throughout france and if possibleattack yellow part of france
b700a5 No.17195
| Rolled 146, 152 = 298 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Now that's what I call expansion porn :^)
Fill out the Ukraine if possible and EXPAND ACROSS INTO GEORGIA
d26d9b No.17196
>>17193
Its cool, running this can get confusing lad
23ec71 No.17197
| Rolled 69, 522 = 591 (2d1000) |
>>17186
East towards the pooland! The good need some breakbeat.
43ecdf No.17198
>>17193
fuck it's too late. I really didn't do it on purpose I just want to have fun smh
bc9bac No.17199
| Rolled 260, 472 = 732 (2d1000) |
>>17186
+1
TAKE PAKISTAN, CRIPPLE THE PAJEET FOR GOOD
1147ae No.17200
| Rolled 627, 37 = 664 (2d1000) |
>>17199
>2
was nice knowing you lads
ff95f0 No.17201
| Rolled 233, 5 = 238 (2d1000) |
>>17186
attack slav smh
bbaed9 No.17202
| Rolled 940, 288 = 1228 (2d1000) |
Alright, new strategy. Take Austria and subtly attack 22st's territories, don't violate Anprims' NAP.
>>17183
just a joke lad
69139e No.17204
>>17201
>He cripples me due to cheating then he attacks me
>>>/thinking/
f3b7a2 No.17205
tbh a nuke should decrease the territory it lands in score by one or two to make it fair for people who fill out the rest of the land
830147 No.17207
>>17202
>Take Austria and subtly attack 22st's territories
i will remmeber this next turn tbh
bcd419 No.17208
e226f5 No.17209
| Rolled 244, 676 = 920 (2d1000) |
>>17204
I was gonna attack you anyway tbf and you were (rightly) claiming the czech bonus so doesn't make much difference lad
b32713 No.17210
>>17209
Just bantering lad smh
1006e4 No.17211
>>17207
sorry lad but I'm a refugee and I need a new home. I will restore the Holy Roman Empire now.
e591b6 No.17212
>>17211
Can we be refugees together
25caca No.17213
Pembs, does that black line from Yemen to southern India represent a sea route?
52b2d4 No.17214
| Rolled 781, 444 = 1225 (2d1000) |
>>17186
Fight back Slavshit in Czechia. spill over to fill it
cfe1dd No.17215
>>17211
Lass I'll let you have all that clear space between us
522363 No.17216
>>17211
i have a union to uphold lass nothing personal plus i wanna way to fight slav tbh
57519c No.17217
>>17210
>>17202
I take these accusations seriously lads
5cff8e No.17218
f436ee No.17219
aae827 No.17221
>>17218
Can I invade with that?
6c4f03 No.17224
| Rolled 466, 719 = 1185 (2d1000) |
>>17221
pls no
091c39 No.17225
>>17212
yes of course
>>17216
rude but I understand
4a9986 No.17226
cff9f5 No.17227
>>17224
I'm sorry lad, that gif made me fearful of the poo wave. I might not invade though tbh.
381f53 No.17228
>>17227
Poo wave drowns all lad
9ca490 No.17230
>>17228
Not if I can help it. Israel shall contain the poo.
7058ec No.17232
okay! sorry for my cheating tbh
NEXT ROUND
65e34f No.17233
Who else /drunkInChargeOfANation/ here?
7ff6cf No.17235
| Rolled 868, 728 = 1596 (2d1000) |
>>17232
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ATTACK 22ST
518512 No.17236
| Rolled 212, 63 = 275 (2d1000) |
take Luxembourg :^)
Attack into Italy, rebuild the Roman Empire
de8e03 No.17237
| Rolled 933, 621 = 1554 (2d1000) |
>>17232
attack from northwest to take nepal
213c10 No.17238
| Rolled 817, 463 = 1280 (2d1000) |
>>17232
I WANT TO CHARGE INTO SWITZERLAND TBH
7daff6 No.17239
>>17232
wew fuck
I have to step in and save Slav
Invade the fingolians and finish georgia
6649e0 No.17240
| Rolled 396, 934 = 1330 (2d1000) |
>>17232
take out the trash! spill if any
b6d356 No.17241
also it's +3
>>17238
REEEE LAD YOU WOULDN'T DARE
9e7e2c No.17242
| Rolled 680, 84 = 764 (2d1000) |
>>17232
I take it my greatest ally will Finnish off the upstart Slavshit.
Fill Czechia and attack Daftie in Austria if spill
518aa0 No.17243
| Rolled 308, 401 = 709 (2d1000) |
>>17232
Finish Iran then invade Afghanistan.
25aef6 No.17244
| Rolled 213, 514 = 727 (2d1000) |
>>17232
+1
GET THE SHITE STENCH OUT OF THE AIR INTO PAKISTAN
900b42 No.17245
| Rolled 47, 257 = 304 (2d1000) |
>>17241
i fucking would lass
1d8565 No.17246
| Rolled 886, 216 = 1102 (2d1000) |
>>17232
East into the Israelites lands.
SEND HER 120mg OF KETAMINE
Sorry lass, alls fair in love and war
112676 No.17247
| Rolled 795, 136 = 931 (2d1000) |
>>17239
forgot my roll again fuck
5cff8a No.17248
>>17243
Up for a alliance lad, Let me have India and when i take it can escape through the north?
9b3079 No.17251
>>17247
Push your way into Russia if you can
52109b No.17252
| Rolled 257, 512 = 769 (2d1000) |
>>17247
>+17
fug me you mad lad
c70d2e No.17253
| Rolled 703, 143 = 846 (2d1000) |
>>17249
Sorry lass
You can have Fiume
e3df2c No.17254
| Rolled 73, 279 = 352 (2d1000) |
>>17251
That's what Georgia was for tbh smh smh
1ca0b6 No.17255
| Rolled 826, 907 = 1733 (2d1000) |
Who's yellow?
e34d86 No.17256
| Rolled 481, 405 = 886 (2d1000) |
>>17252
If I've done it right, what I had plus the Ukraine gives me this, correct me if I'm wrong tho
b6861d No.17257
2f3289 No.17260
>>17255
>tfw dont even remember who acid and slav are anymore
4da269 No.17261
>>17257
you're doing well lad, do you mind if i take that little bit of france for now?
913c6b No.17262
>>17260
slavs the tiny green one
0a5746 No.17265
a1f261 No.17266
fook that took some work
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>Rest in peace Slavshit, sorry about czech lad
82f608 No.17267
>>17261
GET OFF MY FROGS OR ITS WAR LAD
42f546 No.17268
885ca8 No.17269
>>17265
I meant persona wise
13e6b6 No.17270
| Rolled 457, 32 = 489 (2d1000) |
>>17266
fight back greater kosovo reee
>tfw just realised I didn't move his name from gray to dark red
6c9473 No.17271
>>17266
Why are you in Czechia?
f2b8b6 No.17272
| Rolled 55, 651 = 706 (2d1000) |
>>17268
gg lad smh
1f0251 No.17273
e18604 No.17274
| Rolled 755, 304 = 1059 (2d1000) |
>>17271
I finished off slav before you moved lad
067ca1 No.17275
9f597e No.17276
| Rolled 132, 155 = 287 (2d1000) |
>>17266
+1
Attempt to take pakistan.
>tfw israel is going to win once he takes India.
797b03 No.17277
| Rolled 974, 384 = 1358 (2d1000) |
>>17266
attack the rest of france and spill into spain tbh
f35cb6 No.17278
| Rolled 973, 683 = 1656 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Push the Israelites back to the desert!
aa9f53 No.17279
| Rolled 232, 737 = 969 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Leave my lass alone! REVENGE FOR SLAVSHIT
ALL POWER INTO KILLING THE FINGOLIANS
HYPERKOSOVO ACTIVATE
>>17270
I was gonna point it out but found it funny
87dbe8 No.17280
| Rolled 537, 838 = 1375 (2d1000) |
>>17248
I accept lad.
>>17266
We shall push back against the yellow peril's invasion of the promised land. YHWH will bring victory.
2a558b No.17282
| Rolled 405, 953 = 1358 (2d1000) |
>>17279
69696969699696
I GOT 69!!!
c9eebf No.17283
| Rolled 209, 197 = 406 (2d1000) |
>>17266
Attack into Britposter and take rest of what Anprim didn't get yet (I hope that's fine lad). F Slavlad.
36f0a0 No.17284
| Rolled 261, 563 = 824 (2d1000) |
>>17280
wanna beat the shit out of vanlad with me?
8b9f2e No.17285
| Rolled 944, 502 = 1446 (2d1000) |
>>17283
I told you earlier lass, Hungary, Slovenia are all yours
cfdd36 No.17287
| Rolled 720, 777 = 1497 (2d1000) |
>>17266
attack
take nepal
ceba16 No.17289
| Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10) |
>>17274
o-ok
Attack Daftie in Austria
6519cd No.17290
>>17283
you're going to regret that
LADS WE@RE A UNION GET HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
c6a0ff No.17291
| Rolled 531, 744 = 1275 (2d1000) |
>>17289
df4f2f No.17292
>>17283
also bonus 0 wew
>>17285
just making sure
603202 No.17293
>>17284
Yes please lad, he is a threat to all free peoples and probably the #1 state sponsor of terror.
6f5279 No.17294
>>17287
>7
SAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE BASED ISRAEL.
d1ec8c No.17295
>>17293
The anglos and isreal have always been the greatest of allies
c519e4 No.17297
SLAVSHIT
DAFTY
GUIDE MY NUKE!!!
seriously where should I sent it?
29cee4 No.17299
de5bee No.17300
>>17297
not at me lad please
414bfb No.17302
>>17297
No idea, I say Britposter but Pembs could be a danger also but I don't want to provocate Russia
24ee50 No.17303
>>17294
I'll help you in a bit lad, just hold out another turn.
>>17299
Lad.
2d7924 No.17304
>>17300
fucking hell nukes were a mistake
eb0b4c No.17305
>>17289
I'll cede it to you though lad if you help me with kosovo
22693b No.17306
21c350 No.17307
>>17297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE NOT AT ME ILL DO ANYTHING
a28aef No.17308
>>17302
I think Pembs is our most dangerous foe currently, we do have an alliance, smh
65a48e No.17309
>>17300
tbh lad I changed my mind, I will stop attacking you and move out of Germany, because Acid is a threat to me also. Can we figure something out?
fe096f No.17310
>>17305
I will, lad. If I have time I'll claim it this round
508536 No.17311
>>17309
>>17300
But I would like to keep Bavaria if I can
be6a41 No.17312
>>17309
maybe, all i want it Switzerland
15f790 No.17313
>>17309
Daftie lass, remember how we were allies? Want to be allies now? *Glares at Neo*
d0e6c0 No.17314
>>17310
it's yours. not like it matters I'm about to taste the sweet sting of the finno-kosovan hyper war
6ca130 No.17315
>>17311
doesnt look like youre in a position to barter tbh. betray vanlad and i will not attack you for the rest of the game tbh
1d3585 No.17316
>>17309
>>17313
I'll respect your border rights in Libya if you help against the yellow peril lass.
f1385e No.17317
Official Finnish announcement, we look for allies to fight against kosovo
c6475d No.17318
congress of the powers
I am the current nuclear power, and I think you've all gotten too big for your boots, Europe has become a battle ground, and I'm sure we don't want it to become an irradiated wasteland whilst they grow stronger in Africa and the middle east.
I propose a truce in Europe, so that we secure our borders and keep dafty in the game
23ee80 No.17319
>tfw splendid isolation isn't working out so well
Smh angry nativist, when will I learn.
bbee4f No.17320
>>17318
Im already after vanlad so this suits me
75854f No.17321
>>17318
I begrudgingly accept… also going to get some food quickly…
04e814 No.17322
>>17318
Nuke her land and I am sure we can let her keep it.
4fd9ef No.17323
29baea No.17324
>>17321
Finngolia, you stand before Kosovars everywhere as a murderer and criminal, how do you plead!
d3d537 No.17325
>>17313
But we were never allies. Also I'm scared shitless by Israel even if my borders no longer cross with him.
Don't take it personal but I'll refuse.
>>17315
I don't believe you but I agree. Just let me take muh white lands first.
9464cd No.17327
>>17324
I was defending my ally from attack by the slavs! We had to eradicate the country, it was a barbaric time and the only way we knew how to create peace!
203c88 No.17328
>>17325
Damn the Daftie saw straight through my clever ruse.
d2fb4a No.17329
next map is ready btw but I'll allow a bit of role-playing strategy
c4917d No.17330
>>17325
Good lass, you have made a wise decision in not angering YHWH.
a2b277 No.17331
>>17329
>>17327
Cease all activity in central europe, or else we will nuke your most powerful province! I must secure a future for dafty kind!
7de037 No.17332
>>17325
i will but im keeping switzerland
c7c271 No.17333
>>17331
I will do as you say, I'm not in a good position to make demands but would you allow me the Russian country for expansion?
dc9b80 No.17334
>>17331
Don't know about the other, lads, but I will leave her alone if she gives me Austria
26d4bb No.17335
>>17331
you're like the doomsday clock in watchmen tbh
953d8a No.17336
>>17335
So, you still want france lad?
65e433 No.17337
| Rolled 219, 64 = 283 (2d1000) |
im going to sleep i concede all my land to the scot
enjoy the smell
34a498 No.17338
>>17329
Ok my alliance with Anprim is still the strongest and now regardless of his actions I'm entering an agreement with Britposter and probably 22 to keep the borders as they are and fight France-Africa. So I am in an armistice with Britlad and Israel. Oh and Anprim has a nuke.
Did I miss something thus far?
d18397 No.17339
>>17334
Lad please leave me Austria I already gave you Bavaria.
98be91 No.17340
>>17334
tbh I'm just making sure the finns don't become a rape machine.
>>17333
I will accept Russian expansion, but Dafty must be allowed to expand into Czech, Slovak, and other central european territories
3fef47 No.17342
I think I'm meta-gaming too hard right now and slowing the game
21da19 No.17343
>>17337
Now we'll have a jockwave instead of a poowave.
6b88ed No.17344
>>17338
I've set my eyes on Austria and now I can't look away. Cede it to me.
1b5126 No.17345
>>17337
goodnight lad.
>>17338
sounds about right
>>17340
okay, I agree. I don't control czech anymore though.
b494c2 No.17346
13339f No.17347
NEXT ROUND
>Kosovo acquires nuclear weapons and uses them for peace, not evil
426cd9 No.17348
>>17344
NO LAD THE BORDERS STAY AS THEY ARE NOW YOU'LL FUCK UP THE TREATY
>>17346
whoa now you're just being a bully
407d4b No.17349
>>17342
reported for metametagaming
4bb5e1 No.17350
>>17347
IF he's given me all his land do i get the big bonuses now?
1d2052 No.17351
>>17350
oh yeah forgot to add that in will post another map
76ced7 No.17352
| Rolled 57, 565 = 622 (2d1000) |
>>17347
invade spain tbh
e6bcc8 No.17353
| Rolled 805, 622 = 1427 (2d1000) |
>>17347
North into France
Come on britposter lad
3f06e4 No.17354
Austria is a +1 as well? For fuck's sake reee I'm never getting a high number
>>17348
>>17347
Sorry, lass. Looks like I broke it
0ecf0b No.17355
| Rolled 917, 221 = 1138 (2d1000) |
>>17347
Push into Egypt and retake our rightful clay.
0adb26 No.17356
| Rolled 922, 816 = 1738 (2d1000) |
>>17347
take Slovenia and Hungary and attack acid
19d095 No.17358
| Rolled 724, 345 = 1069 (2d1000) |
>>17347
take russian lands and leave slovakia for the taking as per the agreement
6066ef No.17359
| Rolled 972, 911 = 1883 (2d1000) |
>>17351
+4 assuming it counts now
Alright, fill India and spread into all of the northern countries above India, not declaring war on Neo.
0e8cad No.17360
| Rolled 120, 452 = 572 (2d1000) |
>>17357
KEEP NORTHBOUND
56637f No.17361
| Rolled 282, 814 = 1096 (2d1000) |
>>17347
Push Daftie out of Austria, spill fills Austria and Slovenia
903721 No.17362
| Rolled 82, 79 = 161 (2d100) |
>>17357
Cede my Russian territories and expand into the Caucuses from Georgia. Can I grant dafty an expansion into the grey territories near me, Slovenia and Hungary?
>>17348
Lass, I don't know how to save you… ;~;7
2bb8c1 No.17363
| Rolled 580, 893 = 1473 (2d1000) |
>>17353
lets dance lad
b31d15 No.17364
| Rolled 340, 510 = 850 (2d1000) |
>>17361
wew you right split daftie up there
0029c6 No.17365
| Rolled 185, 710 = 895 (2d1000) |
>>17362
daftie already made it there dw
bb487e No.17366
I give up, let Anprim have my land and dissolve me.
3325bf No.17367
4a2f4e No.17368
Neo if you and me go for him at the same time he wont be able to hold us off tbh
989cfb No.17369
>>17366
Sad to see you go, lass, but I have no regrets tbh smh. Would use self-defense again
612167 No.17370
>>17366
*Shakes your hand*
f8e3e9 No.17371
| Rolled 22, 131 = 153 (2d1000) |
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>>17366
gg lass. check out this three way split tbh
badd22 No.17374
>>17368
Lad let me attack him in Italy, and you from Spain
54f80b No.17375
| Rolled 99, 35 = 134 (2d100) |
>>17366
LASSSSSSSSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
037f89 No.17376
>>17371
map with anprim owning land
160027 No.17377
>>17368
True lad, hopefully nobody tries to interfere with our work.
90df20 No.17378
| Rolled 948, 926 = 1874 (2d1000) |
>>17371
all or nothing - BRITPOSTER SNIFF THE KETAMINE
844eed No.17379
| Rolled 535, 225 = 760 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Carry on into spain
IM COMING FOR YOU LAD
>>17374
YES LAD
3ad106 No.17380
| Rolled 825, 664 = 1489 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Finish of Dafty's territory in Italy and then attack Vanlad
796492 No.17381
| Rolled 470, 236 = 706 (2d1000) |
>>17371
moar roozia
392b1a No.17382
>>17371
let me settle in Luxembourg and stay neutral during the rest of the war (with slight sympathies to Anprim)
ea8075 No.17383
| Rolled 543, 151 = 694 (2d1000) |
>>17380
thats anprims now lad
b4fcd2 No.17384
| Rolled 509, 613 = 1122 (2d1000) |
>>17377
hopefully
>>17376
what happened to poopoo kingdom?
>>17378
YA FEELING IT LAD?
50c1a3 No.17385
>>17380
>>17376
>>17371
I NOW HAVE +6
forgot to change
b0ca03 No.17386
| Rolled 989, 504 = 1493 (2d1000) |
>>17384
he gave up and gave it to jocks
ad0885 No.17387
| Rolled 963, 850 = 1813 (2d1000) |
>>17382
yeah that sounds fun tbh
2fb261 No.17390
| Rolled 478, 556 = 1034 (2d1000) |
>>17388
he has nukes lad
7870d4 No.17391
| Rolled 368, 950 = 1318 (2d1000) |
>>17371
+14
Take all remaining blank states in the middle east and if theres any left over spaces fill into from the east into the tiles above Georgia.
1286a7 No.17392
| Rolled 88, 25 = 113 (2d100) |
sad tbh
eb2677 No.17393
>>17388
you must be mad, absolutely mad
9e0e56 No.17394
>>17392
gonna roll out the big gunz lad?
d95f64 No.17395
>>17393
should we stop him? we are a union
3f12c6 No.17396
>>17390
It doesn't matter now, lad. I already said it and now he knows.
I'll take responsibility
*hides in bunker and doesn't tell my countrymen about the potential nuke attack*
a037ca No.17397
>>17396
Atleast he dies honou- oh nevermind
db2900 No.17399
>>17392
Don't be lad, you'll be the biggest empire and rule together with the other lads once Sussex has been pushed back to Bongo Land.
640eaa No.17401
>>17400
>tfw neo orchastrated this whole thing
smh what the hell (((greatest ally)))
aeeb0c No.17402
| Rolled 272, 400 = 672 (2d1000) |
>tfw nobody wants to join the Vanno-Portugese Supremacy
Smh you fags.
9f7443 No.17403
| Rolled 882, 158 = 1040 (2d1000) |
>>17371
Forgot I hadn't rolled. Continue the reconquest of Egypt.
31645b No.17405
5bc89c No.17406
>>17404
>(175)
christ
we almost need a new thread
b1308e No.17407
>>17405
he can make his own mistakes tbh
c29fe5 No.17408
we need new thread soon lads
209234 No.17410
da6f0d No.17411
| Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d100) |
Well, I must secure a future for myself.
Finish Hungary and Moldova.
409459 No.17412
>>17406
I think we're done soon but if we won't we can continue in the general.
>>17410
Oh nevermind
8f446e No.17413
>>17411
oh whoops ill add you in then roll again
bb16d8 No.17414
>>17411
1000 sides btw
>>17412
I wish there was a program where I could edit in the rolls faster instead of paintbucketing every space smh
746a04 No.17416
| Rolled 95, 797 = 892 (2d1000) |
>>17414
fug
fa0758 No.17431
| Rolled 867, 142 = 1009 (2d1000) |
FUCK SORRY GUYS, INVADE SPAIN I GUESS
541a3b No.17441
>>17410
>>17431
wew lad
we moved threads btw kek