074341 No.180438
d1d2ab No.180439
9b3493 No.180443
9b3493 No.180444
b3f664 No.180448
a76f2f No.180449
druids tbh
>>180444
goodlad
0ad7b4 No.180451
>>180445
Secret
>>180447
You can, but your thumb wouldn't be on top of the slide
a76f2f No.180452
>>180448
>>180444
and shrop
do you want to do a short bronze age or post-apocalyptic MYFAROG
and
do you want to outline anything specific about your characters eg weapon used and class type (Civilian / Warror / Stalker / Trickster / Bacchante/Maenad (fanatic) / Berserk/Valkyrie / Ranger / Bard / Sorcerer / Wood Elf)
b3f664 No.180453
>>180452
Which one is more fun?
a76f2f No.180454
>>180453
the rule set is the same for both, but The Coming has modern-specific stuff, guns etc
I have an outline for a standard adventure, but post apoc is also good standard fare if cliched (muh s.ta.l.k.e.r, muh zombies etc)
b3f664 No.180455
>>180454
Bronze Age then tbh
d1d2ab No.180456
a76f2f No.180457
>>180455
basically pic related tbh
any kind of character you want to play?
basically
-some guy
-smashy smashy head man
-sneaky beaky
-le troll face
-ISIS but drunk
-guts
-magic man
-knife ears
or something along those lines tbh I haven't looked properly
bb1f55 No.180458
>went to the local horse sanctuary
>it was feeding time
>tfw girls in jodhpurs everywhere
a76f2f No.180459
>>180457
there's also the romaboo "legionnaire" class
b3f664 No.180460
de04aa No.180461
>>180458
Did you ask them if they wanted to ride you lad?
b3f664 No.180462
>>180458
*wolfishgrin.jpg*
a76f2f No.180463
>>180460
you can be the analogue of any european tribe yes, that's why there's the class literally named after Bacchus - I'll work being greek into the character.
Best fit would be a Warrior I suppose, you could play a hoplite or peltast type lad
9b3493 No.180466
a76f2f No.180467
>>180460
Ellinea ("ancient"), the region made up of Eastbay Island and Yearstone Island, is known for its two quite magnificent marble temples, in Coolfishing Village and Hawser Bay. Sagon is the most popular deity in Ellinea. There are elevent Religious tribes in Ellinea. The owl is the most common symbol of Ellinea. Real world resemblance: Greeks, Illyrians, Lydians and Phrygians
bb1f55 No.180468
>>180461
No but I had a little thing with one of the girls who works there back in school, if she'd been there today I probably would have spilled my spaghetti all over the place
b3f664 No.180469
>>180467
Can I get my argonaut on then? Sword and sandal style?
dd6b39 No.180470
>>180452
I was thinking if being a bard. I quite like post appoc tbh
074341 No.180471
>>180464
Is animevibe a genre?
5c8c7c No.180472
>>180458
>girls in jodhpurs
dd6b39 No.180473
crickey lads what an immense nap
9b09d7 No.180474
>>180465
yus
>>180471
it should be tbf
d1d2ab No.180475
>>180473
How long were you out for?
a76f2f No.180476
>>180469
heck yeah
it's the right era for kopis and that, the greek kukri blade thingo
sword, javs, cavalry shield?
and sailing as a skill ofc
>>180470
I'll put you on as a bard, got one for bronze age one for post apoc so vanlad's the tiebreaker
5c8c7c No.180477
Also how's it going lads? What have I missed?
dd6b39 No.180478
>>180475
2 hours but felt like years. I'm all sweated up and groggy. What happened while I was gone, can men reproduce using just sperm cells? Have we been punished by yet another great flood yet?
>>180476
Ohhhh hell yes. I'm happy with eitgher but I quite like the gritty sole survivors aesthetic.
>>180477
Shrop lads out of commision for naughty reasons. Outside of me having fallen asleep, and some random b added me on insta, there isn't much other interesting news :^)
a76f2f No.180479
>>180474
hullo lad, ip man 3 tonight?
>>180477
not much tbh
>>180478
Bard ("to raise the voice" or "to praise"):
A servant of the deities. There is no monotheism in Thule, but the Bards (like all Religious characters) have a favourite deity, that they primarily serve and (unlike other Religious characters) 'take the role as'. Because they impersonate their favourite deities, male Bards can only have male favoured deities (or Haimadalthash) and female Bards can only have female favourite deities (or Haimadalthash. The Bard has taken over the role of the Sorcerer in most (ie the Reigious) societies in Thule and his main task is therefore to ensure sunshine, rainfall and good health, and to gain the favour of the deities in order to help his society.
no crossdressing allowed, based varg, neo a shit for implying it repeatedly
dd6b39 No.180480
>>180479
you got a list of the various deities so i can see which one i wanna emulate?
5c8c7c No.180481
>>180478
>Shrop lads out of commision for naughty reasons
Keek lad what did you do?
dd6b39 No.180482
>>180481
stimulating substances i always get even more scatter brained that usual for the couple days after, dosing hard on *caffeine* and such
5c8c7c No.180483
>>180482
How long have you been snorting coke lad?
>>180479
Fair enough, how's that air rifle acquisition going?
9b09d7 No.180485
toasted hot cross buns > anything else
>>180479
yea lad
dd6b39 No.180486
>>180483
>spoiler
WOAH who said that? I don't touch the stuff lad. SWIM did a line at a party back in the holidays, but that doesn't really count. So really you could say since last night.
d1d2ab No.180488
dd6b39 No.180489
>>180487
oh-laah sin-your-eater, what's popping ? ? ?
de04aa No.180490
>>180487
How was your meeting with Neo lad
9b09d7 No.180491
dd6b39 No.180492
>>180487
>>180490
Oh yeah, neo insinuated that you shagged him IRL
809e9c No.180493
>>180489
wedding and prepping for krautland tbh
>>180490
She loves my Stupendous Swarthy Sausage
skimmed through the thread and saw a lot of deleted posts, someone explain pls
a76f2f No.180494
ANPRIM
you can also pick a favoured deity, or be a Seithr or Traditional character who worships spirits of the land rather than gods
>>180480
Balthush -male - long sword and short sword - yellow, gold, white or orange - Fire
Tiwash - male - Long sword - Blue white or black with stars - Air
Thunash - male - all axes - Rose red or maroon - Fire
Erthi - female - n/a - Light brown or bright green - Earth
Hadnush - male - Bow, curved short sword, sickle, sword-scythe, war-scythe - Black - Earth
Haiimadalthash - m/f - Curved short sword, sickle, sword-scythe and war scythe - white, indigo, purple or black - Spirit
Manan - female - sickle - White or silver - Water
Nerthush - male - trident - turquoise - Water
Furasitan - male - Angon, Javelin, light javelin and spear - blue - Air
Fraujon - female - dagger, seax, sickle - buff or pink - Water
Fraujash - dagger, seax and sickle - light blue - Earth
Sagon - female - Angon, Javelin, light javelin and spar - olive green - Air
Skanthan - male - Bow, seax and short sword - dark brown, dark green or silver - Water
Suwilash -male - Angon, javelin, light javelin and spear - yellow gold white or orange - Fire
Walan - female - n/a - white - Fire
Widanash - male - battle glove - brown or green - Earth
Wothanash - male - angon, javelin, light javelin and spear - dark blue - Air
they all have their own unique spell lists which are far too long to list tbh but if you tell me what spells you want to do I can try to fit them (eg healing, harming, charming etc)
regardless you can also use the following without penalty; cub, fail, war flail, staff, hammer, mace, sling, staff sling, rock
—
>>180483
just waiting on vanlad for it now, whether I need to send him shekels or not. Decided on the Beeman, some 177 Marksman Pointed and 22 coppa point
>>180485
goodlad
>>180487
ban neo tbh
074341 No.180495
>>180487
How's it going lad?
>>180492
What the fuck I said no such thing.
074341 No.180496
>>180493
The deleted posts are all BumBum raiding us. He's spamming the threads now.
de04aa No.180497
I saw it with my own eyes, you can't lie to me.
You're using BumBum as your Emmanuel Goldstein, smh how low.
074341 No.180498
>>180497
It's true, I've deleted like a hundred of his posts in the last day and a half.
809e9c No.180499
>>180494
>ban neo
but why
>>180495
Good but busy. I don't have a huge amount to do now though
>>180496
The others appear to contest this
Shame though because I quite like him when he's not sperging out
de04aa No.180500
Swear on this bible you didn't meet IRL then. Because we all saw it and believed it. Were you just away that day? Seems unlikely smh.
5c8c7c No.180501
>>180486
Keek I thought you were implying it lad
>>180494
Good choice lad
>>180496
Kek, why does he do it? As >>180499 says he seems like a good lad
de04aa No.180502
Someone who screenshotted the posts compare the tripcodes.
809e9c No.180503
>>180500
I'm not doing shit until I see what I'm accused of. I disapprove of deleting posts very strongly tbh
074341 No.180504
>>180499
The others are just trying to cause trouble for us, don't mind them.
I wish BumBum would stop. He actually made OC of me yesterday smh. I think he's branded me his new nemesis again for deleting his spam.
>>180501
He goes through phases. He was a good poster early on in the year before going on a crusade against Dorset. Recently he was good until he started crusading against Vanlad. Now he's after me.
9b09d7 No.180505
>>180496
what about your own posts you deleted and edited cmon now
074341 No.180506
>>180505
There were no such posts why would you do this to me lass aaaaaaaaahhhh
d1d2ab No.180507
>>180505
>what about your own posts you deleted and edited cmon now
There is literally nothing wrong with deleting your own posts
de04aa No.180508
Don't know what to believe anymore smh.
>>180503
Smh, nevermind then I can't really remember. That's what you would say though.
dd6b39 No.180509
>>180493
funsies lad. Any cute bridesmaids?
>>180494
Are there attack speed and damage buffs? kind of like the god of war. is there a page on amazon w/ the full spell list
>rock
top kek
>>180495
Lad don't make me get the screencap. I said insinuated not outright claimed.
>>180501
Ah well lad you know me, I would never disobey the laws set by our benevolent government. Certainly there might've been some shine banging about but a good lad like me would NEVER touch the stuff.
6d6242 No.180510
>>180503
apparently neo and you met and she gave you a blowjob
jelly tbh
de04aa No.180511
>>180503
>I'm not doing shit until I see what I'm accused of
Being bummed by Neo.
074341 No.180512
You see, the accusations are all over the place. They're making this up.
de04aa No.180513
>>180512
Sounding very defensive there.
Aaaah. I might stop posting here I don't like being lied to.
dd6b39 No.180514
>>180502
looks about right to me
074341 No.180515
>>180513
Please don't go, smh.
>>180514
Lad…?
de04aa No.180516
>>180514
[HMMMMMMMM INTENSIFIES]
d1d2ab No.180517
de04aa No.180518
Unless you photoshopped the posts, smh.
809e9c No.180519
so I'm guessing Neo was memeing and you lads took him seriously
smh lads
>>180504
I hope you're not too harsh on him tbh he shouldn't be banned on sight, just when he posts spam or gayism tbh
>>180509
>any cute bridesmaid
the only cute lass was a hapa
imperium might have been right all along
>>180510
>>180511
and when is this supposed to have occured?
5c8c7c No.180520
>>180504
>He actually made OC of me yesterday smh
Can I see lass?
>>180509
Kek fair enough lad
But seriously we already have a vanlad, we don't need another
de04aa No.180521
>>180519
>so I'm guessing Neo was memeing and you lads took him seriously
>smh lads
Sounds like you've both agreed to cover up meeting tbh.
You naughty dogs. Don't care about what you want to do but lying is annoying smh.
074341 No.180522
>>180518
Yeah photoshopped.
>>180519
Yeah definitely nothing happened.
I'll try to be more lenient but you'll understand when he comes back for another go. He posted about eight threads this morning with unspoilered tranny porn.
dd6b39 No.180524
>>180517
??????
>>180519
>Neo memeing
I take memes very seriously lad, I am after all an alt right LARPer. besides you cracked up the mod deal in exchange for the prohibition of certain memes, correct?
>hapa
did you… talk to her?
>>180520
>spoiler
Noted lad, but don't you worry about me. I simply met up w/ an old friend and I was playing by his rules. Not that I didn't consent to such a time, but I won't be making it a regular thing.
b3f664 No.180525
>>180494
Tiwash sounds alright
>>180523
DONE DIRT CHEAP
809e9c No.180526
>druidic conspiracy to turn me against everyone but them
>Neo's conspiracy to tar me with false allegations but frame the druids
*torches the board and everyone in it*
d1d2ab No.180527
>>180519
>imperium might have been right all along
you know I was right
9b09d7 No.180528
>>180506
>>180513
>don't like being lied to
This smh it sucks a bit but whatever
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de04aa No.180529
>>180528
It's such a terrible feeling of betrayal.
074341 No.180530
>>180520
Here it is.
>>180526
I didn't tar you with anything aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
>>180528
I didn't lie, my posts were misinterpreted by wicked druids.
d1d2ab No.180531
Both sides are wrong, we need to get around the negotiating table
9b3493 No.180532
dd6b39 No.180533
>>180526
Incorrect lad, I was just being cheeky and a little bit banterous and asked if you and Neo got up to anything when you had a meetup.
>>180531
*sits down at tables and starts shovelling down the sweets in the bowl and stealing all the free pens*
de04aa No.180534
809e9c No.180535
>>180522
It's annoying, I wish he wouldn't be so prone to such acts smh
>>180524
>you cracked up the mod deal in exchange for the prohibition of certain memes, correct?
Yes, nothing more
I met Daftie but no one else
>spoiler
yeah, sort of. She's from Japan and her English isn't great. Fun girl though shame she's married
>>180530
Well you've got everybody convinced that we met and shagged
809e9c No.180536
>>180532
>>180533
I don't know who to trust anymore good thing I'm a Jupiter who doesn't trust mere mortals
074341 No.180537
>>180534
Lad come baaaaaaaaaaack.
>>180535
They convinced themselves, I just joked about having met you once because everyone was sharing daft conspiracies about who had met who on the board and they made up the rest.
b3f664 No.180538
>>180534
Where you going nibba
9b3493 No.180539
>>180536
i wouldnt trust people on the internet
0ad7b4 No.180540
Thread seems a bit uncomfy. Not sure if banter or bullying
074341 No.180541
Shropshire can post his alleged screenshots, I have nothing to hide from the public.
9b3493 No.180542
>>180540
*starts stabbing*
dd6b39 No.180543
Ok let's just post the caps then, I was going to let Neo explain himself but I'll nip this in the bud quickly.
>>180534
Ahhh lad stick around, don't let this dishonest one ruin your time shit posting.
dd6b39 No.180544
Figure it out amongst yourselves lad. Got me a curry to eat
d1d2ab No.180545
>>180543
That doesn't seem to say anything tbqh
9b3493 No.180546
809e9c No.180547
I'd much rather proselytise about the need for a National Communist revolution than talk about this tbh
>>180537
tbh it does seem like that more than anything else. Calm down lads, what must you think of me smh
>>180539
I really don't tbh
>>180541
then why delete them
that's probably what fuelled this thing tbh
>>180543
22st was memeing about meeting daftie, it was all a joke from the look of it.
dd6b39 No.180548
dd6b39 No.180549
>>180548
Oh how interesting
074341 No.180550
>>180543
You see? Innocent.
>>180547
I realized my mistake in memeing about us shortly after posting it but I forgot about the Streisand Effect smh.
d1d2ab No.180551
a76f2f No.180552
>>180509
Hadnuth - death and dueling - Iwar rune (archer, moon - cold damage) - spells are:
calm creature, create Nar, Create Wight, Curse, Hood of Hadnuth, Initiate, Malaria, Mask, Poison, Sorcerous Shape, Summon Creature, Trojan Horse, Troll Fear
Skanthan, death and hunting, same rune
spells; Bear Hug, Calm Creature, Divine Senses, Ettin Eyes, Fear, Fruit of Nature, Fumble-Foe, Ghost Feet, Heat Signature, Hunt, Ice Heart, Initiate, summon creature, veil, wall of thorns
Wodanash - death, initiation, war, sorcery, eloquence. Rune Ansush (spirit, electric damage). Spells: Calm creature, fear, hostility, initiate, mask, mistletoe, seven-miles-boots, sorcerous shape, summon creature, totem animal, trojan horse, troll fear
Odin seems likeliest
>>180525
aight lad, I'll find the greek name too
>>180546
oi lad shrop is being a magic bard lad and anprim is being a greek warrior lad, you want a sneaky lad or a ranger lad or another warrior or a magic lad or something? I posted a class list earlier tbh bu t it barely matters and this post is too long and dindins is getting cold tbh will go through the list again afterwards
5c8c7c No.180553
809e9c No.180554
>>180550
fair enough tbh I just hope people can take jokes better next time
074341 No.180555
9b3493 No.180556
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>>180552
whatever class is closest to herbalist tbh
de04aa No.180557
Alright I'll stop having an autistic fit. It's just that I am a shut in NEET with no real social interaction so I use you all as a substitute for a real life social group so when I feel like you've betrayed me it makes me feel terrible.
>>180555
Nice trips.
a76f2f No.180558
>>180556
hmm maybe wood elf then, or a traditional sorceror
the main magic system is the runes, that you can inscribe on equipment but there is druidic alchemy type herbalist stuff for potions and that, I'll look into it in a mo
>>180557
neo betrays everyone all the time constantly tbh
809e9c No.180559
>>180557
Change that lad, it's no good
d1d2ab No.180560
>>180558
>neo betrays everyone all the time constantly tbh
It's 50/50 tbh
074341 No.180561
>>180557
Aaaahhh I didn't betray anyone.
>>180558
I am a loyal friend, just ask anyone.
0ad7b4 No.180562
>>180557
smh none of us would betray you, lass. Except Wessex, keep an eye on him.
de04aa No.180563
>>180562
> Except Wessex, keep an eye on him.
Smh, he reposted my private completely no-homo fantasies for everyone to see. What a betrayal of trust.
0ad7b4 No.180564
>>180563
Goodlass you remember what I'm referring to.
a76f2f No.180565
>>180563
>>180562
gayism must be exposed at all costs tbh
a76f2f No.180566
074341 No.180567
>>180563
Did he? What a wicked person. I would never leak confidential information about you to anyone.
809e9c No.180568
>>>/pol/10759263
Holy shit I hate scum like this
>I don't like my own country so I'll just move to BASED slavland even I clearly know nothing about these places
de04aa No.180569
>>180567
>Did he? What a wicked person. I would never leak confidential information about you to anyone.
>>180565
It was no-homo, lad. I even said. Smh.
b3f664 No.180570
>>180552
So are we going for Bronze Age then? Not post apoc?
074341 No.180571
>>180568
The worst kind of people.
>>180569
D-did I say something wrong?
d1d2ab No.180572
>>180568
based jerries tbh
0ad7b4 No.180573
>>180565
We're all anti-gayists here, lass. You just can't tell what's a joke. You're creating your own enemies smh.
>>180567
>please give me all your secrets
NO. Only I can keep them. We all know you'd unsubtly hint at them in the thread smh.
de04aa No.180574
>>180568
I always thought it was quite traitorous to leave your country rather than fighting for it. There's nowhere left to run to, maybe Eastern Europe like that post says but that means abandoning your culture and society forever. Xenos will forever trod the earth that was fed with your ancestors blood and crunch their bones underfoot.
>>180571
>D-did I say something wrong?
Hmm no nothing, it just sounded like a bit of a threat.
9b09d7 No.180575
>>180557
same but it's an imageboard so expecting honesty all the time is a bit dumb. it would be nice to have friends that you know are real though. neo was just having fun
a76f2f No.180576
OI VANLAD, BRONZE AGE OR POST APOCALYPSE TBH
>>180570
dunno, vanlads the tie breaker
>>180569
I know tbh it's all shitposting
except for neo and 22st feeding off eachother in an "ironic" gaysplosion that results in 90% of their posts containing homoerotic content and pissing me off tbh
>>180573 ironic gayposting is still gayposting
9b09d7 No.180577
>>180568
>ever considering moving to Ukraine
wew
it's probably cheap there at least?
a76f2f No.180578
>>180577
yeah especially if you live in the exclusion zone
809e9c No.180579
>>180574
Eastern Europe isn't even 'based' it's just a shithole in most parts, these mongs don't know a fucking thing about what they're doing. Slav LARPers are the worst. I'm sure the Slavs don't want a horder of autistic European so-called 'nationalists' invading their country
Moving abroad is fine if it's for work, travel or love but doing it because you're nationalist is fucking traitorous
>>180577
Yeah but there's so many other concerns. Russia has its problems too
9b09d7 No.180580
074341 No.180581
>>180573
N-noo
>>180574
Aaaahhh I was trying to be friendly.
>>180577
It would be rough for men because all the women are fleeing the country.
0ad7b4 No.180582
>>180576
Ironic Nazism is still Nazism, lad.
*locks you up*
d1d2ab No.180583
de04aa No.180584
>>180575
>same but it's an imageboard so expecting honesty all the time is a bit dumb. it would be nice to have friends that you know are real though. neo was just having fun
At least we'd never backstab each other Pembs. Heh
>>180579
>Moving abroad is fine if it's for work, travel or love but doing it because you're nationalist is fucking traitorous
Smh, moving abroad for love. You just reminded me of another girl I once fell in love with on the internet, yes I'm dumb I know, it's what happens when you're a neet who browses imageboards too much. We got to talking and enjoyed each others company, I'd tell her I loved her and she'd say she loved me too, I think this went on for a about 6 months or something with me trying to make plans to meet up and her sending me pictures and talking about how she'd like us to be together. Then one day she just sent "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I have a boyfriend lol." I was heartbroken, and then not only that but then one of my steam friends, who I had been confiding in this whole time about this girl I met and how I thought we'd be together, revealed that he was actually her boyfriend who had befriended me just to spy on me, then ended up becoming a real friend because he thought I was a nice person. I blocked both the fuckers after ranting at them for a day. When I asked why she'd said she loved me she said "Oh shutup, it didn't mean anything." This is why I'm not into romance and lovey dovey stuff anymore tbh.
I agree with moving abroad for love though, everything else goes out the window when you think you love someone.
a76f2f No.180585
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
speaking of yukrops
FRESH DAFTIES
809e9c No.180587
More stuff to do, later lads
>>180584
Well internet 'love' =/ real love imo, that girl should've told you from the start but the problem is on the internet the lines are blurred and you can misunderstand one another. Real love can only exist irl tbh. And you're not wrong to think to buy the hollywood narrative of love because that's not really romanticism tbh - you can know how women tick and still be a romantic tbh, I am**
Moving abroad should only be done if you're absolutely sure though, you ought to be rational about such things. But then I've never done it for love.
>>180585
Lithuania is a non country and these fascist cucks can fuck off tbh
809e9c No.180588
>>180587
>forgot muh spoiler
ah well
9b09d7 No.180589
>>180584
have I done something to hurt you? or will you backstab me? make it quick and painless pls
>>180586
*cries with you*
d9d745 No.180590
>>180576
no need to shout lass wew
hmmm, bronze age
074341 No.180592
>Freedom Party (Populist Right) gains Carinthia (Kärnten) from Social Democrats.
>People's Party (Moderate Right) wins Steiermark from Freedom Party.
What a mess. Every right wing gain is eaten by cuckservatives.
de04aa No.180593
>Somalia's government has blamed the al-Qaida-linked al-Shabab extremist group for the attack it called a "national disaster." However, al-Shabab, which often targets high-profile areas of the capital with bombings, had yet to comment.
>The United States joined the condemnation, saying "such cowardly attacks reinvigorate the commitment of the United States to assist our Somali and African Union partners to combat the scourge of terrorism."
>The U.S. military has stepped up drone strikes and other efforts this year against al-Shabab, which is also fighting the Somali military and over 20,000 African Union forces in the country.
Interesting. I didn't know the US was fighting Al Shabab in Somalia, or that the African Union had its own military.
>>180587
Yeah everything you say is true. Aaah I am very romantic actually when I love somebody. I still feel very bitter I think though. I haven't had the feeling in months but the last time I saw happy couples in public I wanted them to die, they made me sick to my stomach. How dare they enjoy life.
>>180589
>have I done something to hurt you? or will you backstab me? make it quick and painless pls
*stabs you with my hyper weapon*
d9d745 No.180594
>>180584
>spoiler
thats some real shit lad
b3f664 No.180595
de04aa No.180596
>>180595
>>180594
Don't judge my path till you've walked my story, or some shit, tbh lads.
a76f2f No.180597
>>180590
good choice tbh *stockpiles rocks to throw at enemies*
what's the word on the banking situation?
I've also been thinking it might be possible to pay online myself and give your deets for personal collection, like I did for shrop's tickets
>>180593
>231 dead
that's not even a week's worth of nigger murders tbh
d9d745 No.180598
>>180596
i wouldnt say a word till ive walked a mile in your shoes, but once a mile from you id utter what the fuck i choose, wearing nice new shoes.
a76f2f No.180599
also
>millisecond power cut right as I was helping based king charles crush the parliamentarians
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d9d745 No.180600
>>180597
yeah pay for what you want online and i can probably collect it
a76f2f No.180601
also also
>autistic dad makes a shitload of bolognese even though he knew his ex brother in law and my aunt were coming with a cheeky chinky tomorrow so now I have to call off delectable peking duck pancakes and pork balls
smh
>>180600
righto lad, will sort it out tomorrow. It's not too far away?
b3f664 No.180602
a76f2f No.180603
>>180602
because "muh meat will spoil if we don't eat it immediately it'll literally turn into maggot infested shite if you put it in the fridge for 24 hours"
d1d2ab No.180604
>>180592
Fucking why would you got to the cuckservatives
d9d745 No.180605
>>180601
fine, nah i drive past it at least once a week
a76f2f No.180606
>>180605
nice one tbh can't wait to accidentally shoot myself in the foot
b3f664 No.180607
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Fresh English shooting and more info on the bad news.
074341 No.180608
>>180604
They did what the BASED TORIES and Victor Orban did and copied every talking point from the populists to sway dumbos who think they're more likely to win.
a76f2f No.180609
b3f664 No.180610
d9d745 No.180611
>>180610
well want a fab tbf
de04aa No.180612
Mummy bought me some bath bombs.
5c8c7c No.180613
074341 No.180614
>>180612
What kind of bath bomb?
de04aa No.180615
>>180614
I'm going to end it all.
Butterbear, Ectoplasm, and Scrubee Body flavoured bath bombs. I think they give them silly names to make people smell them
a76f2f No.180616
0ad7b4 No.180617
Neo and her demon club smh
de04aa No.180618
>>180617
Is that a banning club? Keek.
b3f664 No.180621
>>180617
>oni
>no chest wraps
Disappointed tbh
0ad7b4 No.180622
b3f664 No.180624
>>180622
Female oni have chest wraps on their boobs, the weird belly bands but higher? Have you never seen that in art of them?
de04aa No.180626
>>180617
>>180619
>Those dimensions
New phone background for you.
9b09d7 No.180627
>>180623
that'll be you soon lass
b3f664 No.180628
>>180623
UNLIKE REAL LIFE
tubby
d1d2ab No.180629
0ad7b4 No.180630
>>180624
Show me
>>180623
smh last time you complained about being ripped smh. You just wanted big boobies to hide it I guess
de04aa No.180631
Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.
>>180630
That's such a great OC, you should make a manga series.
9b09d7 No.180632
>>180631
austria-hungary a shit
0ad7b4 No.180633
>>180631
>That's such a great OC, you should make a manga series.
074341 No.180634
>>180626
I might do that actually.
>>180627
I can't wait lass.
>>180628
Smh you're just afraid of me becoming bigger and stronger than you.
0ad7b4 No.180635
>Neo will get big enough to bully me
d1d2ab No.180636
>>180635
What is wrong with you
809e9c No.180637
>fascists see commies as the enemy
>commies see fascists as the enemy
>the capitalist laughs as no one opposes him
hmm
>>180592
>FPÖ waste lead to come second and cuck for the conservatives
based Austria
>>180599
>based king charles
lad…
>>180617
wew
>>180631
Early Austria best Austria all a bit mediocre though tbh
074341 No.180638
Smh I was going to take a picture of my new phone wallpaper but then I remembered my only camera is my phone.
>>180635
I'll bully all of you lovingly.
de04aa No.180639
>>180638
>Smh I was going to take a picture of my new phone wallpaper but then I remembered my only camera is my phone.
You can usually hold the power and volume buttons to take a screenshot, or something like that.
b3f664 No.180640
>>180638
You can take a screenshot?
0ad7b4 No.180641
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>google kanabo dildo
>can't find any
de04aa No.180642
>>180632
Suck my willy, pembs.
0ad7b4 No.180643
>>180642
not that aesthetic tbh
074341 No.180644
I never knew you could do that. Now I just have to hope nobody sees it by accident smh.
d1d2ab No.180645
0911f1 No.180646
0ad7b4 No.180647
de04aa No.180648
>overloads 8chan with too many high quality austria hungary images
Truly beautiful society tbh.
de04aa No.180649
I wish I could post more.
074341 No.180650
Austria, 99.6% counted:
>ÖVP-EPP: 31.6
>SPÖ-S&D: 26.9
>FPÖ-ENF: 26
>NEOS-ALDE: 5.1
>PILZ-*: 4.3
>GRÜNE-G/EFA: 3.9
Populist Freedom Party most popular with young voters, least popular with boomers.
Age: 16-29 yrs
>FPÖ-ENF: 30%
>ÖVP-EPP: 28%
>SPÖ-S&D: 27%
Age: 60+ yrs
>ÖVP-EPP: 36%
>SPÖ-S&D: 34%
>FPÖ-ENF: 19%
>>180645
Aaaaahhhh I'm a virgin I swear.
>>180647
That's my phone lad, the first time I've ever shared it with anyone. You're lucky today.
de04aa No.180651
>>180650
>Aaaaahhhh I'm a virgin I swear.
0ad7b4 No.180652
>>180650
>That's my phone lad, the first time I've ever shared it with anyone. You're lucky today.
t-thanks. But what does virgin mean?
de04aa No.180653
>>180650
>That's my phone lad, the first time I've ever shared it with anyone. You're lucky today.
Wait do we have the same phone?
d1d2ab No.180654
>>180652
Her phone network you jabroni
de04aa No.180655
Except I got rid of the google cuckstamp, heh.
809e9c No.180656
>>180650
>tfw no Nationalkommunistische Partei
0ad7b4 No.180657
>>180654
*takes my shirt and trousers off*
d1d2ab No.180658
>>180656
>40 years of Dance Dance Revolution
Can't believe it's been around that long
de04aa No.180659
>>180656
>tfw no Nationalkommunistische Partei
t. Dugin
9b09d7 No.180660
>>180642
*gradually slavifys the german austrians* based :^)
>>180658
time flies
01269c No.180662
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Evening lads.
>>180656
The only good thing about them is their music and even that isn't that great.
074341 No.180664
>>180653
It looks very similar. How do you explain the boymaid to your family?
>>180656
I think East Germany's only fans are people who didn't live in it or next to it lad.
>>180658
Top kek.
de04aa No.180665
>>180660
>*gradually slavifys the german austrians* based :^)
Look at all the little Germanic enclaves, it's so beautiful. You could teach the slavs German and assimilate them tbh, it would be beautiful. You could teach them civilisation.
809e9c No.180666
>>180659
NationalboLSC also known as lord sugar cubehewismus =/ Nationalkommunismus
>>180662
I'm partly memeing but they're the best Germany by far and communism is more redpilled than you give it credit for.
>>180664
>I think East Germany's only fans are people who didn't live in it or next to it lad.
Then why do most of them want it back?
809e9c No.180667
>>180666
ok I'll take the filter off
d1d2ab No.180668
0ad7b4 No.180669
>>180665
>white man's burden
0ad7b4 No.180670
>>180666
Remove the fucking filters I'll kill you
d1d2ab No.180671
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>herts talking about Nationalkommunismus
>not based Kommienezuspadt
de04aa No.180672
>>180664
>It looks very similar. How do you explain the boymaid to your family?
If they ever noticed, which they probably won't, I'd just say it's a character from a show I like. If they think it's weird then they can have their own opinion.
I'm an independent young man who can like what he likes, me thinks.
809e9c No.180673
01269c No.180674
>>180666
>promoting communism and telling us it is good
Sure, it's definitely redpilled Satan.
809e9c No.180675
>>180674
That's not what I said though
>tfw the constant strawmanning will never stop and the capitalist pigs will only get richer as the fascists attack any hint of communism while communism has been subverted into liberalism
de04aa No.180676
>>180675
*Nationalises you*
074341 No.180677
>>180666
>Then why do most of them want it back?
Do they really want that Satan?
>>180672
If they think it's weird you can have them arrested for bigotry tbh.
de04aa No.180678
>>180677
>If they think it's weird you can have them arrested for bigotry tbh.
I can challenge them to Mak'Gora and beat them all up because I'm a strong young h'white man tbh.
de04aa No.180679
I think you're just in love with the aesthetic and sense of purpose a communist germany would give you over the boredom of liberalism Herts.
0ad7b4 No.180680
>>180678
Sounds like you need to be pricked tbh. They might arrest you for not being effeminate enough
de04aa No.180681
>>180680
They'll never take me alive.
809e9c No.180682
>>180677
Yes, I don't think most people realise the traumatic effect reunification had on the East tbh
>>180679
This is more true of neo-Nazis and fascists tbh
tbh I do like the DDR aesthetic but you forget that I don't think the DDR was perfect or even that close. Anti-capitalism should be encouraged and if you defend it you have lost the right to call yourself a nationalist of any kind.
b3f664 No.180683
>Tfw only ever have aesthetic photos I've taken as phone backgrounds
Smh tbh
9b09d7 No.180684
>>180664
I think a lot of people look back fondly on East Germany because of things like job security and muh free shit
I'm not saying it was a great place to live but it did have some benefits over the current system
>>180665
that would have been preferable to what it was like near the end, that the slavs pushed more and more to make their culture the dominant one (according to Uncle Addy)
074341 No.180685
>>180678
>Mak'Gora
Wew, I don't think you have to fight them to the death. The threat of the diversity police on speed dial should be enough to let you cosplay as a maid 24/7.
>>180682
I doubt they want a communist East Germany this time though.
0ad7b4 No.180686
>>180684
Were slavs trying to outbreed Austrians like Muslims are?
d9d745 No.180687
>>180683
>tfw have naughty pics of lassies as my backgrounds
d1d2ab No.180688
>>180683
>didn't change my background after getting the phone
tbh
0ad7b4 No.180689
d9d745 No.180690
>>180688
get the jewess to ping you some nudes tbh
01269c No.180691
>>180683
Let's see lad. My background is from Fable 2.
809e9c No.180692
>>180685
Take out the Stasi and allow a bit more freedom (which I would support) and they'd take it back in a heartbeat.
Most people only realised how much they missed it when it was gone.
de04aa No.180693
>>180684
>that would have been preferable to what it was like near the end, that the slavs pushed more and more to make their culture the dominant one (according to Uncle Addy)
That's probably true, at least in the end.
>>180682
>tbh I do like the DDR aesthetic but you forget that I don't think the DDR was perfect or even that close. Anti-capitalism should be encouraged and if you defend it you have lost the right to call yourself a nationalist of any kind.
Dunno what you mean by capitalism tbh. The free market is based but it also creates massive multi-tier industries around creating dragon dildoes for people to shove up their bums, I'm pretty sure all the resources put into making that possible could be better spent, smh. I think that's a cultural issue too though.
d1d2ab No.180694
>>180690
Maybe later on in the relationship
d1d2ab No.180696
0ad7b4 No.180697
>tfw don't even know what exactly "free market" means
de04aa No.180698
>>180696
I hope not tbh.
>>180697
I don't either tbh they're such abstract terms.
809e9c No.180699
>>180693
Well I'm against capitalism in the sense that it pushes consumerism and materialism, creates a bunch of useless shit, turns people into mindless consumer drones, encourages degeneracy (anything to make a profit) and fundamentally it's a selfish and greedy ideology.
I'm fine with small shops on the street and shit because that's basically local culture and they're there too fulfill basic necessities. But once businesses branch out into shit that harms the people or getting bigger than one little shop than action should be taken. At least this is roughly how I'd explain it, there's leeway and a case-by-case basis is the best tbh
The free market is not based at all
de04aa No.180700
>>180699
But then you get people like Henry Ford.
9b09d7 No.180701
>>180686
Probably tbh. They were for sure being very preferential towards their own group to the detriment of Germans but that's understandable for any ethnic group I guess. Based multiculturalism.
809e9c No.180702
>>180700
Yeah and? He's the exception rather than the rule and even saying that is dodgy when you look at what Ford has grown into.
I don't the based industrialist meme tbh
809e9c No.180703
9b09d7 No.180704
>>180700
smh why didn't he try to become president or something like Trump but good
de04aa No.180705
>>180702
>>180703
The point's that culture can supersede the economic system you live in. If the DDR returned would any of the things you mentioned happen when the people running things day to day are still in modern liberalism mode?
e2984b No.180706
>>180691
Here's my current background.
>>180688
that's woke af
e2984b No.180707
>>180706
>rotated
SHI NEEEEEEEE
0ad7b4 No.180708
>>180701
>when somebody points out the obvious
d9d745 No.180709
809e9c No.180710
Though I feel I should point out that the commies are as retarded, if not more so than the fascists for falling for shit like fag marriage and social liberalism tbh but I suppose Marx is also to blame. Communism obviously has a lot of problems.
I'm basically a based centrist between fascism and communism except I take the sensible bits out of both, and focus on localism too and not peripheral shit people don't care about. Capitalism is the primary enemy here tbh not commies, it's not the 30s and anyway commies have never been a real threat in Britain.
>>180705
>The point's that culture can supersede the economic system you live in
But fundamentally culture is at the mercy of economics - British culture has been eroded by capitalism.
>If the DDR returned would any of the things you mentioned happen when the people running things day to day are still in modern liberalism mode?
This is stupid question because without one the other wouldn't happen.
d9d745 No.180711
>>180710
>Communism obviously has a lot of problems.
de04aa No.180712
>>180710
What's the economic system you advocate?
e2984b No.180713
>looking through photos from France
>took a really good photo
>however I'm in the car window reflection
fuck tbh
a76f2f No.180714
>>180711
>>180710
>real communism has never been tried
01269c No.180715
>>180706
The crash barrier ruins it tbh
809e9c No.180716
>>180712
I just told you tbh
No use in using labels because they are tainted already
>tfw 'national socialism' would be a great name but Hitler already took it'
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I guess my ideology is just too complex for labels
>>180714
>unironically believing this reddit meme
9b09d7 No.180717
074341 No.180718
>>180694
You should take a non-lewd photo of her and use that tbh.
e2984b No.180719
>>180715
Moving cars don't make for the best shots tbh, but I like it.
a76f2f No.180720
>>180717
it's too late you're a dafty now
d1d2ab No.180721
>>180718
Even better idea I don't really like taking photos tbqh
de04aa No.180722
>>180716
>I just told you tbh
You just said "If a company gets too big then I won't allow it." That's not really an economic system that's just some dictatorial power fantasy you came up with though.
809e9c No.180723
>>180720
tbh if you're going to be a dafty at least do it right smh
074341 No.180724
>>180721
You better get used to it, she'll want to make some memories with you.
809e9c No.180726
>>180722
I'm not writing out an essay and I'm not going to be reduced to labels if I can help it
You can say exactly the same about any other 'economic system'
d1d2ab No.180727
809e9c No.180728
Rudi Dutschke did nothing wrong
809e9c No.180729
>>180727
you better fucking kiss her lad
de04aa No.180730
>>180726
I just don't know even the basics of what you mean tbh. Do you think the government should control the economy? I guess so since you said you didn't like capitalism or the free market, but then you said you support local businesses and wanted more freedom than the DDR had. The NSDAP's National Socialism sounds like the closest thing to what you want. Private enterprise but the state exerts influence over private corporations to ensure they serve the state's goals or whatever, with some things nationalised.
>>180721
>>180727
>Even better idea I don't really like taking photos tbqh
Use my idea tbh lad, pretend to be taking a photo of you both then kiss her on the cheek quickly and take a picture. Or maybe hit record and pretend to be taking one then give her a kissu. It would be cheeky and cute lad, and you could get away with it.
01269c No.180731
>>180719
Moving trains make for the best photos though.
de04aa No.180732
Are you a chinkaboo then Herts?
9b09d7 No.180733
>>180720
send a swat team I want the full works
e2984b No.180734
>>180731
True, cars aren't great for photos. Still good for sightseeing tho
0ad7b4 No.180735
>>180733
Want to be roughed up a bit, lass?
809e9c No.180736
>>180730
Alright lad
>state controls the whole economy a la communism
>but on a local level private businesses are allowed to operate within restrictions
>this results in (very) local capitalism but national communism
>non economic policies are generally socially conservative but not quite the same but let's not go into that
This is a clear as I can mke it without launching into an essay tbh
I don't like the NSDAP system because it seems dubious in it's longevity and Hitler basically cucked for the industrialists and capitalists, making a mockery of the 'socialism' in national socialism
>>180732
haha no
Japs are pleasant company but that's it
e2984b No.180737
>>180736
Chinks are not japs tbh fam
809e9c No.180738
>>180737
I use chinks to mean Chinese but I don't think everyone else does so I assume 'Asian/Oriental' when someone else uses it
e2984b No.180739
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>180738
They got Kalashnikovs in the photo they're clearly from gommunist china
de04aa No.180740
>>180736
>state controls the whole economy a la communism
That will never work lad everything would go to shit. I get the fatal problems with capitalism but I don't think that's the answer.
>>180738
It means Chinese.
d9d745 No.180741
>>180738
chinks are chinese. slopes, yellows and sliteyes are nonspecific ethnic descriptions
de04aa No.180744
>>180743
*wrestles you to the ground and head punts you*
Who is that character?
0ad7b4 No.180745
>>180744
>wrestles you to the ground
I think I'm having flashbacks
809e9c No.180746
>>180739
Koreans and Viets had them too didn't they
I don't look at pics in detail anyway
>>180740
>That will never work lad everything would go to shit
On what basis? There's nothing to suggest this
>inb4 muh bread lines
context tbh
>I don't think that's the answer
There is no alternative because everyone else cucks for the capitalists except for proper Communists who are a rarity today and I'm sure you wouldn't like them anyway
>>180740
>>180741
I know this but not everybody uses it this way in my experience
>>180742
tbh the French were shit tier colonialists and did nothing to justify their presence there, just >muh empire
e2984b No.180747
>>180745
*glowers at you*
>>180746
Yeah they did but China is the main commie state after the USSR.
d1d2ab No.180748
>>180730
>Use my idea tbh lad, pretend to be taking a photo of you both then kiss her on the cheek quickly and take a picture. Or maybe hit record and pretend to be taking one then give her a kissu. It would be cheeky and cute lad, and you could get away with it.
Sounds cute too cute
0ad7b4 No.180749
>>180747
>*glowers at you*
ahhh don't ERP this is a straight board
de04aa No.180750
>>180746
Not going to make any major points because I'm not an economist but on a historical basis government intervention in the economy seems to have a negative effect apart from in times of war, when the culture changes. I think total government intervention is a bad idea.
>On what basis? There's nothing to suggest this
>mfw
tbh
>>180748
>Sounds cute too cute
Sounds Like me
>>180749
>ahhh don't ERP this is a straight board
–whips out 9mm–
This is a habbo hotel mafia board tbh.
d9d745 No.180751
>>180748
it seems like it would only work ironically, but you should try it if you wont do anything else.
809e9c No.180752
>>180747
Well yes lad but I've already explained my posts
>>180748
Nah lad just do it, girls don't respect weakness
When you see her next, walk up to her, grab her by the head gently, and just kiss her. She'll love it, there's no way she doesn't fancy you, and girls love that sort of decisiveness. If you keep putting it off she'll lose interest.
d1d2ab No.180753
>>180751
Hence the too cute.
e2984b No.180754
fece7d No.180756
>>180736
>>state controls the whole economy
ECONOMISTS HATE HIM
Imageboard poster discovers how to destroy his country's economy with one weird trick
de04aa No.180758
>>180757
That image made me laugh really hard irl.
>GAY DOWN
d9d745 No.180759
>>180753
not that doing things ironically isnt a sound chat up tactic. the more i think about it the more it works tbf. really ham it up.
809e9c No.180761
>>180750
>on a historical basis government intervention in the economy seems to have a negative effect
Not necessarily
In any case it's not exactly what I'm proposing anyway
>>180756
kek
>tfw I never get OC made about me anymore because 22st only cares about lasses
d9d745 No.180762
074341 No.180763
>>180761
He likes drawing deerboys a lot actually, he's just fearful of being called gay so he rarely makes them.
0ad7b4 No.180764
>>180755
top kek I knew I had seen that before…
809e9c No.180765
>>180763
He should draw me as a kraut instead I'm no deerboy
de04aa No.180766
Just as the prophecy foretold tbh.
0ad7b4 No.180767
074341 No.180768
>>180765
He'll draw you as a kraut deerboy maybe.
074341 No.180769
Freedom Party edged into second place again.
de04aa No.180770
>>180769
Forgive my ignorance but is Hofer still running? I liked him tbh.
e2984b No.180771
>>180755
I don't remember this.
809e9c No.180772
>>180766
>drawing me as a lass
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>180767
no
>>180768
no such thing smh
>>180769
They blew their chance of success this election smh
But they'd just cuck anyway, daftyism is the only way
de04aa No.180773
>>180772
>ABSOLUTELY HARAM
Aren't you really young lad? You're younger than me and I'm 19 right?
*Beats you up and puts you into shackles*
Heh… now make me a mod.
074341 No.180774
>>180770
Hofer was the presidential candidate, this is the parliamentary elections. Does female Rance conquer a nation full of men with her huper weapon pussy?
>>180772
>no such thing smh
There is now. East German deerboys are your future.
0ad7b4 No.180775
>>180772
>no
You're my deerboy
de04aa No.180776
>tfw you remember Neo is 2 inches taller than you
e2984b No.180777
>>180775
>my
wew
>>180776
MANLET MECHA FORMATION ALPHA
d1d2ab No.180778
>>180776
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
074341 No.180779
>>180776
When will you all learn?
809e9c No.180780
809e9c No.180781
>>180774
but the deer is for hertfordshire and that's not DDR ahhhhhh
>>180775
>my
lad
e2984b No.180782
074341 No.180783
>>180781
>implying DDR doesn't stand for Deutches Deer Republic
de04aa No.180785
Ah, Neo, was she get force fed milk as a child? Does she watch Godzilla to self insert? Nobody knows.
>>180774
>Does female Rance conquer a nation full of men with her hyper weapon pussy?
I'd buy it, tbh.
But sadly no, overall, Ranceko is like a complete opposite of the original Rance, and has remained a virgin for the short periods of time that she made appearance in the series. Best girl, haha.
>She's, however, largely incapable of establishing solid conversations with such people and finds herself escaping from such scenarios with frequency. She's completely uninterested and frightened by the idea of having sex as a female, and does everything in her power to avoid people that attempt to sleep with her, and even showing great signs of affection towards that don't, like Ashikaga Choushin, who found her ugly and, thus, was uninterested in her. The only person with who she lowered her guard was against Oda Nobunaga, who managed to use his charm to seduce her and almost managed to have sex with her.
>>180780
*pats your head*
0ad7b4 No.180786
>you will live to see an authoritative state where all boys are forced to look like this
0ad7b4 No.180787
>>180785
>Ah, Neo, was she get force fed milk as a child? Does she watch Godzilla to self insert? Nobody knows.
What?
9b09d7 No.180790
>>180744
laaaad it's tomoko
>>180745
I'm being haunted smh
>>180771
this
>>180786
I can't wait
e2984b No.180791
>>180764
Do you remember the context?
e2984b No.180792
>>180790
I'm sure it was 200% notgay tbh
0ad7b4 No.180793
>>180791
Not really
>>52058
0ad7b4 No.180794
Hmm looks like I wasn't against ERP back then…
074341 No.180795
>>180785
>was she get force fed milk as a child?
Uh…
>Does she watch Godzilla to self insert?
What sort of insertions…?
>she doesn't automatically become man-eating alpha female
Smh. I'm glad based Oda taught her the joys of womanhood in the end though.
>>180786
But that's /newbrit/ lad.
809e9c No.180796
>/pol/ didn't even know ÖVP were the globalist conservatives
Why would anyone want to associate themselves with such retards
0ad7b4 No.180797
Can we get lewd pembs1 now?
e2984b No.180798
>>180793
>>180794
Gosh that was a while ago.
de04aa No.180799
>>180790
>laaaad it's tomoko
Aaaah, I thought so but the hair was a different colour, smh. One of the shut in girls I crushed on on the internet I introduced to watamote and she took to it immediately. She even loved yandere guy visual novels just like tomoko, I guess lonely shut in girls are all the same, even though they only barely kiss you when you finish them she said. Anything to stave off the loneliness I guess.
I feel like Tomoko would be really outgoing if she was attractive or had self confidence, she's not a very nice person and turns on her friends when she thinks she's becoming popular. She needs to be bullied.
>>180795
>What sort of insertions…?
Because you're so tall you have to find characters to sympathise with, of course. Heh.
0ad7b4 No.180800
Oh yeah it was back when Anprim used this gay character
e2984b No.180801
>>180800
Hey I immediately explained that afterwards
de04aa No.180802
C-can you invite me back to the Bongo Bongo Land I may have left.
>>180800
Cute,
e2984b No.180803
0ad7b4 No.180804
>>180799
visual novels are weird to me but I think quite a few people here have played them smh
> She needs to be bullied.
tbh her disgusting personality put me off at first.
>tfw you realise you're disgusting
smh
0ad7b4 No.180805
>>180802
>I may have left
why? I'll forgive you if you tell the truth
de04aa No.180806
>>180805
>why? I'll forgive you if you tell the truth
Because I thought you'd all become bullies, lad.
074341 No.180807
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>>180797
I hoped you had forgotten tbh. The truth about lewd pembs1 isn't very interesting.
>>180799
I'd rather be MechaGodzilla tbh.
>>180800
Anprim never stopped being cute marik in my headcanon.
d1d2ab No.180809
>every poster here except the based DRVIDS was and still is a gayist
de04aa No.180810
>>180809
*Bums you*
Looks like you're one now, lad.
0ad7b4 No.180811
>>180806
We're the anti-bully board, lass. Why would you think such a thing?
de04aa No.180812
>>180811
>We're the anti-bully board, lass. Why would you think such a thing?
Smh it's all over and done with now.
>that maid hat
I bought one of those, hehe.
e2984b No.180813
>>180810
is that a hair dryer?
0ad7b4 No.180814
>>180807
> The truth about lewd pembs1 isn't very interesting.
smh just tell me anyway
>Anprim never stopped being cute marik in my headcanon.
smh he's too pointy to be properly cute tbh
>>180809
>>180810
Keek
5c8c7c No.180816
>>180809
I'm not a gayist lad, fuck you
de04aa No.180817
>>180813
No he's powering a toaster.
0ad7b4 No.180818
>>180812
>I bought one of those, hehe.
goodlass
d1d2ab No.180819
>>180816
Aren't you a based druid?
0ad7b4 No.180820
>tfw you're the only straight lad left
More ladies for me
d1d2ab No.180821
fece7d No.180822
>>180796
>ÖVP were the globalist conservatives
You mean
CONSERVATIVES
won the election?
BASED tbh
fece7d No.180824
Aaaaa I've become so cynical
5c8c7c No.180825
de04aa No.180826
>>180820
Lad… does this man look homo?
*stakes harem grounds*
TOOOOOOH
809e9c No.180827
>>180821
I'm not a druid or gayist
d1d2ab No.180828
>>180820
You know that's not true for a number of reasons.
de04aa No.180829
I need to make more OC but I need inspiration ree.
074341 No.180831
>>180814
lewd pembs is just the picture I saved before I read Anprim's comment and included that.
>smh he's too pointy to be properly cute tbh
His pointyness is what makes him so cute though. He tries so hard to be manly and hard-edged but none of it can conceal the soft lad underneath.
0ad7b4 No.180832
>>180829
tbh. Don't force it, lass
0ad7b4 No.180833
>>180826
Yeah a little gaiboi smh
>>180828
can't change the way I view the world, lad
>>180831
Keek that sounds exactly like Anprim
a76f2f No.180834
STOP
the
GAYISM
smh
>>180825
>not yet
809e9c No.180835
>>180829
draw me as the National Communist dictator of /newbrit/ with Diana as my waifu tbh
0ad7b4 No.180837
>>180834
>>180836
*stops*
This is a straightboi board now
5c8c7c No.180838
>>180834
Haven't been to any meetups so I don't consider myself a full fledged one tbh. But if you guys reckon I'm a druid then dammit I'm a druid
fece7d No.180840
>>180830
Good. But will it be soon enough?
0ad7b4 No.180843
>tfw you see gayists approaching
0ad7b4 No.180845
>>180840
Sure, lad. One day. Get prepared boi
fece7d No.180846
>>180842
Send her another message, this time confess your love for her.
809e9c No.180847
9b09d7 No.180848
>>180792
yeah
>>180799
it's sad people need to simulate that kind of thing to not be depressed but we're all human smh.
I guess there's a reason she has no friends but still enjoyed the anime/manga
>>180824
>tfw was talking to my dad and his friend last night and they're ardent corbynite anti-racists
>even they said that everything is fucked and protesting won't do anything
but since that's the case, we should just focus on making our own lives better rather than trying to save the world. kinda selfish but really what can we do.
>>180831
kek accurate
but stop posting that post please hahaaaa
e2984b No.180849
de04aa No.180850
>>180843
>ah 22st posted a varg webm, I'll post mine to-
9b09d7 No.180852
>>180843
>tfw no out-take where he kicks the camera off the stand
e2984b No.180853
>>180852
>tfw no outtake where he beats his wife
0ad7b4 No.180854
>>180850
I made that, lass…
>>180852
>no bloopers with Varg video
de04aa No.180855
>>180854
>I made that, lass…
Did you? I saw it on /int/ lad…
dd6b39 No.180856
>productive conversation about our universal purpose with elder brother
a good day indeed.
Also is wess is gone some either tell him to check Bongo Bongo Land or tell I want 'Wodanash' as my god for the dnd sesh
>>180844
nice work lad
fece7d No.180857
>>180851
Probably but there's only one way to guarantee failure.
0ad7b4 No.180858
>>180853
>tfw you find out your wife isn't blonde
>>180855
Oh… I saved it from you smh
9b09d7 No.180859
>>180853
wew I'm sure he would never do that at his homestead in the middle of nowhere, completely separated from society.. *calls the police*
>>180854
rawr
0ad7b4 No.180860
>>180856
He's being a gaiboi with Pembs in cytu.be smh
0ad7b4 No.180861
>>180859
He mentions Civic Fencer in that video. based
a76f2f No.180862
all my old OCs are so shite to edit smh should have started using the pencil tool ages ago
>>180838
yeah lad you're a druid, you post on brit/pol/ that's basically the only requirement tbh
could come to the samhaine one if you like, it's the first time shrop will be around and the first time I meet anprim
>>180856
still here lad just waiting for ip man 3 smh will give you odin ye
809e9c No.180863
>>180857
she's on her honeymoon atm I assume so this isn't the right time
*when the cracks start to show I will be there**
dd6b39 No.180864
>>180860
Oh sound. Ip man? It's a good movie tbh
9b09d7 No.180865
0ad7b4 No.180866
Civic Fencer and Varg and Golden one collaboration when?
>when you make a joke about a lad getting peed on
What did Varg mean by this?
0ad7b4 No.180867
>>180865
smh you thought I wouldn't find out
fece7d No.180869
>>180863
Good lad, make sure to be watching her from a distance at all times. She'll find it romantic later on.
dd6b39 No.180872
>>180862
TOP job lad.
>his weapon is a spear
it's essentially me. shame I don't get any antlers tho
d1d2ab No.180873
>>180871
what the fuck is that
dd6b39 No.180874
>>180870
DANAAA MY DARLING
OH DANAAA MY DEAR
Fuck lad this takes me back to my early teens
0ad7b4 No.180875
>>180873
Our favourite actress
809e9c No.180876
>>180869
yeah girls love stalkers tbh
de04aa No.180877
>>180871
I-is that daisy ridley
5c8c7c No.180878
>>180862
Kek nice OC lad.
>yeah lad you're a druid,
Well that settles that then, happy to be on board
>could come to the samhaine one if you like
You're holding that on the 31st aren't you? If that's the case I won't be able to go, I've got morning lectures the next morning smh
e2984b No.180880
>>180879
mabyon kernow tbh
0ad7b4 No.180881
*grabs her head*
>>180877
Yeah
d1d2ab No.180882
a76f2f No.180883
>>180872
oh fuck just realized I lost the notepad with the deets when I had a power outage
>anprim is a greek warrior lad
>shrop is a bard of odin
>vanlad is a sorceror or just a regular guy who does the peaceful erb
>>180878
27th to the 30th, friday-monday tbh
0ad7b4 No.180884
>>180879
>tfw so swarthy all you need is to draw a white cross on your face
e2984b No.180886
>tfw you accidentally closed the thread.
de04aa No.180887
The Northeastern to Southeastern Axis of h'whiteness.
a76f2f No.180889
>>180887
the city belt should just be fucking firebombed into oblivion tbh
fece7d No.180891
>>180884
>when the emmets come to arrest you but you disappear down a mine where they can't see you
Probably should clean up this pepe, it's a bit slapdash
9b09d7 No.180892
>>180887
london is like a cancer tumor that no one wants to get checked
dd6b39 No.180893
>>180883
dungeon masters don't have their own characters do they? it's a pretty well rounded team comp tbf
5c8c7c No.180894
>>180883
>27th to the 30th, friday-monday tbh
Damn, no can do lad, gf is coming up to see me that weekend smh smh
d9d745 No.180895
0ad7b4 No.180896
>>180885
smh she'd like that smh. Kick her in the balls
a76f2f No.180897
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
IP MAN 3 IN THE CYTUBE
featuring bruce lee or summat
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
STARTING NOW TBH
>>180893
I will probably have a DMPC to help you lads out a bit and teach some of the mechanics but he'll fuck off or be killed at the end of the first session tbh
>>180894
have to have a squirrel eradicating party at yours eventually then I guess :^)
there'll be other times
de04aa No.180898
>>180889
>>180892
It's a misleading map since it says born in the UK, areas with historic immigrant communities probably look h'whiter smh.
a76f2f No.180899
>>180897
nvm experiencing YIDNICAL DIFFICULTIES due to google, pembs tech support is on it and it might work in a bit tho
a76f2f No.180900
>>180898
yeah that's why my point still stands, that entire stripe is nothing but foreign scum
0ad7b4 No.180901
>>180891
gave it a shot lassie
074341 No.180902
>>180806
Holy shit, this can't be a coincidence.
e2984b No.180903
>>180902
Probably was done on purpose, Japs love star war.
9b09d7 No.180904
0ad7b4 No.180905
>>180902
>Lucas was to humble to have his name in the credits
dd6b39 No.180906
>>180894
bring her lad, there's nothing to fear
>ok so these are my autistic internet friends
*waves"
de04aa No.180907
9b09d7 No.180908
wtf this orange tastes like the insides of a cucumber
fece7d No.180909
>>180901
I was hoping to keep the detail in the face tbh, looks a bit odd to be pure black
dd6b39 No.180910
>>180897
Ahhhhhhhhhhh I always wanted to play dnd. I can'nae wait
5c8c7c No.180911
>>180897
Kek there won't be any left by that point
>there'll be other times
Just keep me updated lad
>>180906
Keek
d9d745 No.180912
0ad7b4 No.180913
>>180908
and you prefer the outside of a cucumber smh
d9d745 No.180914
a76f2f No.180915
>>180910
it'll be good fun in the evenings after dindins with lots of drinks and snacks
oh yeah bring some snacks 'cos the only stuff here are a limited variety of crisps
>>180911
will do
>>180908
this is what you get for eating GMO tbh
9b09d7 No.180917
>>180912
it's so weird. the first bite is orange and then it becomes cucumber
>>180913
I prefer orange smh
>>180915
this I bet monsanto did it
>>180916
hmmm
0ad7b4 No.180918
>>180916
>what Anprim sees when he exits the portaloo
dd6b39 No.180919
>>180915
>snacks
Will do lad, will prolly bring a box of trusty cereal
e2984b No.180920
>>180918
>Anprimvision: ACTIVATED
074341 No.180921
a76f2f No.180922
>>180919
good call tbh unless you want bread or porridge, a standard box of cornflakes is like £3 ahhh
dd6b39 No.180923
>>180916
is that a morrowind reskin? by the gods…
e2984b No.180924
>>180923
Someone ported Shadow of Chernobyl to Morrowind. Not kidding.
d9d745 No.180925
>>180919
dry cereal from the box > crisps tbf
>crunchy nut clusters
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a76f2f No.180927
>>180925
tbh
they do do some nice black pudding and that so fryups are good
e2984b No.180928
>>180925
Fuck lad those are good.
dd6b39 No.180929
>>180922
>bread of porridge
gosh no fam, I hate that stuff. I hate milk with cereal too. milk and cereal should be kept separate.
>>180924
omg that's actually fucking hilarious. what an arsehole tbf. I will d/l that later
>>180925
>dry cinnamon cereal
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
de04aa No.180930
>>180926
don't mind a bit o the old juche tbh
e2984b No.180931
>>180927
Important question, Vanlad and I need to obviously park our vehicles.
a76f2f No.180932
>>180931
yeah, the house fronts onto the main road, you CAN park there, but in the nearby residential area is much quieter
e2984b No.180933
>>180932
What about the other people who live in your house?
d9d745 No.180934
>>180929
milk should only be applied to cereal with some sort of misting spray gun device. soggy cereal is 0/10.
e2984b No.180935
>>180934
Got eat it quick enough lad.
d9d745 No.180936
>>180931
>>180932
*parks on grass verge beside turnpike*
dd6b39 No.180937
>>180934
Exactly right lad. a mild moistness to cereal is fine, but the soggy shit at the bottom just ruins the whole experience
a76f2f No.180938
>>180933
just m'dad and he rides a motorbike, both will probably be away well before you lads arrive because he hates new things and people
d9d745 No.180939
>>180935
smh i like to eat cereal and read. if only there was some sort of solid milk coating for cereal, kind of like maltesers.
e2984b No.180940
>>180938
Aightytighty
>>180939
>thinking
possible invention here?
a76f2f No.180941
>>180939
>>180940
ahh that makes me remember some of those really high end malteser thingies that were basically wrapped in super milk chocolate and bits of sugared fruits
dd6b39 No.180942
>>180939
I can't help but feel like that idea sounds better than it would be in practice tbh. Tbh this problem is solved by having greek yogurt with your cereal, not milk.
(better macros too tbh, JUST saying)
d9d745 No.180943
>>180940
i dunno about that lass im no heston blumenthal tbh.
de04aa No.180944
>tfw had a crush on her when the guild web series first came out
Damn, I would've been around 10-13 years old. Then she turned into just another thot, or maybe she was all along. Smh. Now she has wrote some gay book. Screw you.
d9d745 No.180945
>>180942
i was thinking more like crunchy nut cornflakes dipped in cornish icecream
e2984b No.180946
>>180944
glad I never watched any of thise stuff
dd6b39 No.180947
Name a better classical composer than tchaikovsky
>>180945
>spoiler
lad… all that sugar would blow a hole in my tongue
yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
0ad7b4 No.180948
>>180944
I feel embarrassed for watching some episodes of that
a76f2f No.180949
a76f2f No.180951
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>>180949
>imagining space ships on fire off tannhauser gate
a76f2f No.180952
>>180951
*fuck
>watching C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
de04aa No.180953
>>180948
Vork was hilarious tbh.
>NEET living in his mummies house and stealing wifi from his mentally retarded neighbour, only way he can feel powerful is by being a guild leader in an online game
074341 No.180955
>>180950
You've saved a lot of my jewesses I see.
dd6b39 No.180956
>>180949
Hmmm I do like his epic romantic works tbh.
The real best composer is Bach tho tbh
>>180950
Smh I prefer strings to pianos, not my type of thing tbh
d1d2ab No.180958
0ad7b4 No.180959
>>180953
Yeah I remember that lad. He was a BIG LAD. It only makes sense he'd be leader
de04aa No.180960
>>180955
She doesn't look like a jewess.
fece7d No.180961
>>180944
>naming your daughter Fellatio
Always found that weird tbh
074341 No.180962
>>180958
They will be anglo's breeding sows tbh.
>>180960
The nose knows.
d1d2ab No.180963
>>180962
>They will be anglo's breeding sows tbh.
????
de04aa No.180964
>>180961
>The name Felicia derives from the Latin adjective felix, meaning "happy", though in the neuter plural form felicia it literally means "happy things"
>>180962
>They will be anglo's breeding sows tbh.
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Before I'd never give up my precious geneseed but now I'm civic smh.
fece7d No.180966
>>180947
>tchaikovsky
When I'm listening to Classic FM and a piece is playing that I think to myself "wow, this is shit", half the time it turns out to be Tchaikovsky.
de04aa No.180967
>>180966
>When I'm listening to Classic FM and a piece is playing that I think to myself "wow, this is shit", half the time it turns out to be Tchaikovsky.
muh cannons
0ad7b4 No.180968
>naming your kid something that will get them bullied
074341 No.180970
Steve Bannon Like Obi-Wan Kenobi — ‘If You Strike Me Down Now, I Will Be More Powerful’
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/10/14/sebastian-gorka-steve-bannon-like-obi-wan-kenobi-if-you-strike-me-down-now-i-will-be-more-powerful/
You see, we can play this game too.
>>180965
We've combined your anglo genetic base with her ashkenazic high IQ.
0ad7b4 No.180971
>actually knowing shit about classical music
where and how do you even pick up on and learn this stuff?
dd6b39 No.180972
>>180966
but lad… strings lad…
de04aa No.180973
>>180968
My parents did that to me.
>Give me a a middle name
>raise me calling me by my middle name
>on all official documents and at school im called by my first name
>too shy to tell them i prefer my middle one
>endless confusion as my friends call me my middle name but other people don't
>people bully me over not knowing what my name is
aaaaaaaah
>>180970
>We've combined your anglo genetic base with her ashkenazic high IQ.
It's only high verbal, smh. She needs to prove that spatial and engineer a few bridges for me before she gets to ride.
a76f2f No.180974
>>180971
>he's not a cultured debutante
d1d2ab No.180975
>>180970
>Not wanting Bannon to be like Sheev
Fucking breitbart not understanding star wars.
e2984b No.180976
>>180962
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THIS WEIRD BREEDING SOW DYSTOPIA FETISH?
d1d2ab No.180977
>>180976
>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THIS WEIRD BREEDING SOW DYSTOPIA FETISH?
I don't think I've seen this before
e2984b No.180978
>>180947
Prokofiev. Or Dvorak tbh. Only know Dvorak from LoGH lol
fece7d No.180979
>>180971
From Classic FM tbh
074341 No.180980
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>>180971
I still play classical guitar with my oldfag teacher so he taught me everything I know about it.
>>180976
N-no reason…
e2984b No.180981
>>180977
Neo's done it before. I remember.
>>180980
concern
a76f2f No.180982
>tfw your anglicized name means "war god warrior of the holy church"
>>180979
I can't even listen to classic fm because the bbc shoehorns in the political shit there too
de04aa No.180983
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>listen to a shit tonne of classical music
>end up preferring edvard griegs overplayed mainstream ch00ns above it all anyway
>>180976
>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THIS WEIRD BREEDING SOW DYSTOPIA FETISH?
Maybe it comes from within, a projected fantasy, hmmm. Her avatarfag character looks pretty bovine too. *scribbles in notebook*
>>180980
>N-no reason…
*breeds you for your meat quality*
>>180982
Mine means literally patrician, and my other means famous in battle, lad. We can fight in the shield wall together.
d1d2ab No.180984
>>180980
>N-no reason…
What is wrong with you
>>180981
>Neo's done it before. I remember.
I can believe it, I just don't remember it
0ad7b4 No.180985
>>180974
I wish smh
>>180973
smh that wasn't intentional, lass. Unlucky
So many with my given name in school people started using my surname. Felt cool tbh.
>>180982
My name means warrior or something smh
0ad7b4 No.180986
>>180983
>*breeds you for your meat quality*
Top fucking keek. Savage bullying
0ad7b4 No.180988
guess it sounds like she has a nice body but we all know because she has a tubby tummy
a76f2f No.180989
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>180983
based tbh
>>180985
>rhyfelwr
…rhys? do the welsh even give their children proper welsh names or has the culture been bullied out of you
>>180987
g o b l i n s
074341 No.180990
>>180981
D-don't be concerned.
>>180983
LAD AAAAHHH
>>180984
Nothing.
>>180988
This is getting out of hand.
d1d2ab No.180991
>it's another neo's weird fetishes episode
de04aa No.180992
Getting plenty of ideas for OC tonight tbh.
fece7d No.180994
>>180982
I really wish they wouldn't do news tbh. Weather and traffic reports are fine, but I don't want need to hear about the latest 6 million Syrian children waiting at Calais to be rescued from the French death squads.
074341 No.180995
I'm gonna go workout before bed or before I say anything worse aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
0ad7b4 No.180996
>>180989
>>180989
>…rhys? do the welsh even give their children proper welsh names or has the culture been bullied out of you
Nah it's a civic name smh
>>180992
don't get burned out, lass
>>180995
say something worse before you leave, lass
dd6b39 No.180997
>>180982
That's pretty neat lad. Does the lad live up to his name I wonder? …
>>180987
they look better than expected tbf
e2984b No.180998
>>180995
ooOOoOOooOOoOoOOooOh spooky fat goblins will come and get you if you don't burn enough calories OooOOooOOoooOooOh
fece7d No.181001
>>180989
>not knowing Martin's name
smh
9b09d7 No.181003
0ad7b4 No.181004
>>181000
this goblin shit is the most obnoxious post count cheat I've seen
e2984b No.181005
>>181003
I can't she's just so disgusting I have to post it.
de04aa No.181007
>tfw highest post count
Nobody move.
e2984b No.181008
>>181004
Help me lad I'm addicted to GOBLINposting
a76f2f No.181009
>>180992
*starts OC but doesn't even try*
>>180994
it will only get worse smh
>>180996
alright martin me lad
>>180997
no tbh I'm too flabby to be a war god rn
can still push a pike with the best of them though
de04aa No.181010
But I have to go make OC, goodnight lads.
074341 No.181011
>>180996
O-okay will you be my Jabba?
d1d2ab No.181012
de04aa No.181013
>>181011
>O-okay will you be my Jabba?
Neo likes them ==thicc==
0ad7b4 No.181014
>>181011
*puts lead on you*
Goodlass. You better not choke me
0ad7b4 No.181015
>>181009
>alright martin me lad
smh I wasn't trying to hide it lad
e2984b No.181016
>>181011
The goblin also comes in thicc.
0ad7b4 No.181017
Now do some squats in front of me
fece7d No.181018
dd6b39 No.181019
>message rando girl who added me on insta
>generously compliments me, has confidence issues
oh baby
>>181009
Turn that flab into ab and then you'll be good to go. I wish that as we move further ahead in weapons technology we'll develop armour that will be completely bullet proof, meaning that we have to fight with laser spears and sickle swords
e2984b No.181021
*blocks your path*
>>181018
Lad do you like this goblin? I sure hope you don't.
d9d745 No.181022
dd6b39 No.181023
>>181020
I disapprove of this
>>181010
night lad
d1d2ab No.181025
>>181020
fucking why
>>181019
>oh baby
It's a trap lad, she'll either kill or arrest you
de04aa No.181026
>>181023
>>181024
>>181025
>I disapprove of this
I like flat chests, lads. Don't insult m'lady…
de04aa No.181027
Don't make me (You) in self defense smh.
fece7d No.181028
>>181021
I'm pretty deviant tbh
0ad7b4 No.181029
>>181026
I'm not. I said the same thing to Neo and she thought I was patronising her smh
e2984b No.181031
>>181024
>>181020
Real men prefer SOME MEAT ON THEIR BONES
HOW ABOUT SOME HONEYROAST HAM
>>181028
If you actually enjoy this fat whore I will stop posting smh this is meant to be as terrible for everyone else as it is for me.
d9d745 No.181032
>>181028
kill all sexual deviants
missionary with the lights off only
d1d2ab No.181033
>>181032
>missionary with the lights off only
this tbh
d9d745 No.181034
>>181033
that part was sarcastic lad
a76f2f No.181036
>>181031
don't mind that one too much tbh, if you put a bag on it's head
dd6b39 No.181037
>>181022
Probably. I will assess the situation IRL and see what I think. Instagram tells me she's a strong 6 to a light 7 who used to be fat.
>>181025
I'd like to see her try lad, will add to the fun either way
>>181026
Its not the shirt I disapprove of it's the face lad. Specifically her dr. suess nose tbh
dd6b39 No.181038
>>181034
also check the gosh darn forbidden app
d1d2ab No.181039
>>181036
that's literally the only part of her that isn't absolutely disgusting.
de04aa No.181040
>>181037
>Its not the shirt I disapprove of it's the face lad. Specifically her dr. suess nose tbh
I find the nose and freckles really hot.
0ad7b4 No.181041
>>181031
*gets my gf into feeding then dumps her when she gets fat*
e2984b No.181042
>>181036
>>181035
Ok that's it no more GOBLINS
e2984b No.181043
9b09d7 No.181044
>>181041
this should be classed as self harm
dd6b39 No.181045
>>181036
same tbh, wanna slap around her bojangles tbh
>>181040
I find the nose really munted tbh
d9d745 No.181046
>>181038
cant till tomorrow, other phone is flatter than dem bitches chests west riding likes.
0ad7b4 No.181047
You made me this way, mummy. Take responsibility
de04aa No.181048
e2984b No.181050
>>181047
Obese children shouldn't not be allowed
fece7d No.181051
>>181039
>not liking BIG lasses
smh
>>181041
>being chubby but still having no tits
smhtbhfam
dd6b39 No.181052
>>181046
O ok. the answer was yes then
>>181047
smh farty marty's at it again
a76f2f No.181054
d9d745 No.181056
0ad7b4 No.181057
>>181052
Somebody say FARTY MARTY?
*gains weight to punish mummy*
e2984b No.181058
>>181056
In the Shakespearian sense a double negative only adds more emphasis
a76f2f No.181059
d1d2ab No.181060
>>181057
>28 stone
>wants to be 32 stone
I hate fat people so much
fece7d No.181062
>>181057
He can work off that bourgeois fat in the labour camp.
d9d745 No.181063
>>181052
ahhhh fair enough. with that in mind: only half a gameboy? smh lass this sort of situation calls for some hefty dosing
0ad7b4 No.181064
>>181059
smh forgot you liked em fat
d9d745 No.181065
>>181058
what a load of cobblers
9b09d7 No.181066
>>181060
this is tumblrs fault think of how many people would be encouraging him
a76f2f No.181067
9b09d7 No.181068
d9d745 No.181071
de04aa No.181073
>Flat chested girls aren't ho-
e2984b No.181075
0ad7b4 No.181076
>>181073
Deleting that because we have no idea how old it is and it's Imperium
dd6b39 No.181077
>>181057
That's it my son, show her who's the REAL man of the house
*brapppppppp*
>>181063
It was today so I didn't wanna be on a comedown you follow
and I didn't comedown so it's like there wasn't even a drawback ahahahah
fece7d No.181078
>>181070
>you have to walk him all the time
>gets a labrador
What the fuck did she expect?
d9d745 No.181079
9b09d7 No.181080
>>181073
I see where you're coming from you can mistake them for a boy
fece7d No.181081
>>181073
Is that a trap with the dick poorly edited out or what?
074341 No.181082
>>181029
>>181030
Aaaahhh you remembered.
de04aa No.181083
>>181076
She's of age, but fair enough lad, one of the downsides of being flat I guess.
>>181079
>>181081
It's just a girl, christ.
>>181080
Stop bullying, smh.
d9d745 No.181084
>>181081
looks taped back tbh
d9d745 No.181085
a76f2f No.181086
>>181083
>>181076
based australian laws
d1d2ab No.181087
>>181076
>and it's Imperium
rude
0ad7b4 No.181088
>>181082
Saving things makes it easier
dd6b39 No.181089
>I missed it
ahhhhhh what a shame
Someone repost it for your good ol boy shroplad
d9d745 No.181090
>>181087
>traps are imperium
d1d2ab No.181091
>>181090
That's not remotely what I meant
0ad7b4 No.181092
I thought that vagina looked weird too I just didn't say anything in case I was wrong and looked bad for not knowing what a vagina looks like smh
d9d745 No.181093
>>181089
cant screenshot on this shit phone for some reason sorry lad, its just a slanty dude with his family jewels taped to his arsehole.
e2984b No.181094
fece7d No.181095
>>181091
>still posting Imperium
smh what will your khazar think?
fece7d No.181096
0ad7b4 No.181097
>>181096
ahhhh that's the opposite of what I wanted
d9d745 No.181098
>>181092
that definitely aint a taint, me old mucker
074341 No.181099
Sweet dreams everyone. My muscles ache again aaaahhh.
>>181088
I'm glad lad, she was the second or third runner up for my post-mod promotion avatar.
0ad7b4 No.181100
>>181098
Lol, Westie is such a homo smh
0ad7b4 No.181101
de04aa No.181102
>post a girl who is fit but a bit flat chested (wasn't even fully flat)
>everyone thinks its a trap or bullies them
bunch of tards
a76f2f No.181103
>>181095
PUT A SPOILER BURQA ON EVERYTHING EVEN SLIGHTLY LEWD TBH AAARRGH NO JEWESS WILL TAKE MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS
9b09d7 No.181104
>>181083
I'm not - it's hot
>>181099
Goodnight
dd6b39 No.181105
>>181061
and so the body comes to reflect the mind. truly a thing of beauty.
>>181092
and even worse lad, you've now outed yourself.
>>181093
Fair enough, shame tho I hate it when I miss a deleted post
>>181094
West riding posting a falt chested chink that may or may not have been either b&, a dude, or both
d1d2ab No.181106
>>181099
Night
>>181095
I don't think she'd be too bothered about imperiumposting in specific
e2984b No.181107
>>181095
what's WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAAAAAACE
d9d745 No.181108
>>181102
he literally had his balls stapled to his shitpipe, wtf
0ad7b4 No.181109
>>181099
You sweat easily and then you go straight to bed after a workout that makes your muscles ache? *puts on clothes peg before kissing you goodnight*
fece7d No.181112
>>181102
>"a bit flat chested"
wewlad, but tbh I was more interested in her apparent lack of any female genitalia. Didn't realise his nipples were covered in tape until after.
>>181107
~5000 years of Jewish eugenics has created to the ultimate female.
0ad7b4 No.181113
>>181105
>and even worse lad, you've now outed yourself.
smh I know what a vagina looks like, and it didn't look like one to me but I wasn't 100% sure smh
074341 No.181114
fece7d No.181119