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no links as too intoxicated tbqh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154136>>154137 >>154138
>>154130 (OP)
Thanks, lad
>slav beer
what's the difference?
▶ f45d63 (6) No.154137
>>154136
stronger and tastier tbf
▶ 98f2c2 (3) No.154138>>154139
>>154136
It's even lower class than ordinary beer.
Vanlad style
▶ 98f2c2 (3) No.154140>>154142
>>154139
Starting a scrap already?
▶ f45d63 (6) No.154141
A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side.
The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman.
Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his
journey.
The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them.
Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?”
The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154142>>154143
>>154140
Xurious said it's not him, lad
▶ f45d63 (6) No.154143
>>154142
fair enough, someones impersonated him then.
▶ fa840e (1) No.154144>>154145
>neo didn't get to make a first post of lies
thank you
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154145
>>154144
I could edit the post, lad. Don't tempt it
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154147>>154153 >>154277
>>>/pol/10599616
HOLY SHIT KEK
>/pol/ truly is this delusional
>they think they've doxed imperium poster
>they think imperiumposter is also the guy who spams cuck porn on every 4Cuck, 8Chan and reddit board
>they think that it's all just one man and that it can't possibly be multiple people
Why does /pol/ always do this? They think that the Harris poster is just one guy too
Their delusion never fails to impress me
▶ bca238 (39) No.154148>>154152 >>154154
druids tbh
GOOD edition
morning lads
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154149
morning walk
key didnt work so i had to knock on the neighbours and climb over their fence
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154150>>154151 >>154277
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154151
>>154150
Based (((Trump)))
▶ e38a36 (3) No.154152>>154154
▶ f84982 (79) No.154153>>154155
>>154147
Jesus christ they're so autistic
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154155>>154156
>>154153
>>154154
They've got your dox now, lad, better just kill yourself while you can
▶ f84982 (79) No.154156>>154157 >>154159
>>154155
It can't just be multiple people with different reasons for posting it, it has to be one jewish person who is spending literally 24 hours a day 7 days a week shitposting because they're being paid for it
▶ f84982 (79) No.154158>>154163
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154159>>154161
>>154156
No lad, it's impossible that there are actually MULTIPLE people who disagree with /pol/, they're all just one person, lad, can't you see? It's Joshua Goldberg, lad, I bet he's the Harris poster too.
>tfw /pol/ is just like the left when it comes to their ability to realise that people outside of their hugbox have different opinions than them
Who /basedcentrist/ here?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154161
>>154159
/pol/ are left wing on everything except race. All they want to do is destroy it's disgusting.
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154162
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154163>>154164 >>154277
>>154158
N-nothing.
>>154160
This tbh.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154164>>154166
>>154163
>N-nothing.
Are you trying to say something
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154165>>154166 >>154167
N-no, you just made me /think/.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154166>>154168
*forgets to link the post*
I-I'm not nervous at all.
>>154164
>>154165
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154168
>>154166
Why are you nervous, lass?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154169>>154170 >>154172
>trump's cucking out on amnesty
Oh fuck off
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154170>>154171
>>154169
Styx has been saying he'd do this since before the election finished. Although Styx himself is actually in favour of it.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154171
>>154170
I was kind of expecting it when he didn't make any plans to actually build the wall, but I wasn't expecting the betrayal so quickly
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154172>>154174
>>154169
And /pol/ is too busy freaking out about Antarctic nazis to do anything about it.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154174>>154176
>>154172
Look, they need to worry about esoteric autism because nobody else will
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154175
Hey guys fiewr;g ser;zb jstr hjisrhjizedgjp
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154176>>154177 >>154179 >>154181
>>154173
>youtube politics video over 10 minutes long
Why does he bother.
>>154174
Smh there's no helping these people.
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154177
>>154176
People who don't have low attention spans, autistes, enjoy it smh
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154178>>154181
Why did Lauren Southern recently age 10 years?
Hitting the wall REAL soon.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154179
>>154176
>Why does he bother.
Autists who are too lazy to read
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154181
>>154178
Ezra probably used some Jew magic on a voodoo doll smh
>>154176
He's comfy to listen to tbh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154182>>154183 >>154317
I am going to fist you all
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154183
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154184>>154185
Was anyone on brit/pol/ ages ago when we memed about buying swords and bows and meeting at the old oak when the apocalypse happened.
I wonder if any dafties actually fell for it and bought that stuff.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154185
>>154184
You have my tactical katana
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154186
>""""British"""" people who say "video games" instead of computer games
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154188>>154189
>>154187
does he upload all his streams?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154189>>154190
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154190>>154191
>>154189
but I want to watch it but I don't want to watch it right now ahhhhhh
I think I saw him streaming late last night too but I don't see any video he's put up of it today ahhh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154191
BEAST APES
>>154190
He will probably upload this one lass smh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154192>>154197
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>a few days without any real videos and suddenly you get bombarded with them
>I'll watch them all in a few hours and then have nothing to watch for days
MUMMYYYY
FRESH GERMAN FENCER THAT NEO IS ATTRACTED TO
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154193
GIVE YOUR SUBS TO CIVIC FENCER YOU *FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK*
*doesn't post his video*
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154195>>154198 >>154250
Does Sargon have a big black cock or a puny white one?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154196>>154209
Environment is not the CAUSE of evolution Sargon.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154197>>154199
>>154192
>It's an American visitor talks about how normal it's to be attacked by niggers(doesn't say their race but it's obvious)
Doesn't even seem like he thinks there's anything wrong with being attacked with fists and knives.
"Boys will be boys", right?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154198>>154199
>>154195
it's tiny but black.
the worst of both worlds smh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154199
>>154198
i would still suck it and erase my genes tbh
>>154197
Wew smh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154200
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154201>>154244
50% MORE RAPES IN BAVARIA
WHO COULD BE CAUSING THIS
https://www.merkur.de/bayern/fast-50-prozent-mehr-vergewaltigungen-herrmanns-schock-zahlen-8678791.html
>Die Anzahl der verübten Vergewaltigungen ist in den ersten sechs Monaten des Jahres angestiegen. Über die Gründe kann derzeit nur spekuliert werden.
The number of commited rapes rose in the last 6 months. The reasons are still subject to speculation.
>Die Gründe für die Steigerung der Gesamtzahl seien zunächst unklar: „Unsere Polizeiexperten arbeiten derzeit an einer detaillierten Analyse“, sagte Herrmann.
The reasons for the rise of the total number is unclear. "Our police experts are working on a detailled analysis" said Herrmann.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154204>>154206
>>154202
>Does anybody really want to make America white again?
FUTURE DOCTORS AND ROCKET SCIENTISTS
ECONOMIC BOOST
NET BENEFIT
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154206>>154207 >>154250
>>154204
got to take care of the fastest growing group of consumers, lass
>>154205
That thing on the left is Jewish, isn't it?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154207>>154250
>>154206
Probably, but I think it's part of the joke
▶ 1251d0 (2) No.154209>>154210
>>154196
wrong, environmental radiative dna mutation is the cause
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154210>>154229
>>154209
Wrong, environment ensures the survival and selective breeding of traits which have only minimal input by environmental factors but otherwise are cause by randomised genetic mutations which otherwise may be considered defects.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154212
>It's a mummy shouting at the cat but she's really shouting at me episode
She'll never stop dong it
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154213
>it's a BBK is doing the thing where he pretends to be a chronic shitposter but then baits you into a discussion and turns out to be a smart boy episode
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154214>>154215 >>154216 >>154219
I just paid Blizzard £24 for a hot air balloon.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154215>>154218
>>154214
Top kek. What's that? Something for the pet minigame or a mount?
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154216>>154218
>>154214
>playing WoW post WotLK
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154217
>lost all my WoW pics when my other computer died
smhhhh
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154218>>154220 >>154225
>>154215
It's a mount reward from the Blizzcon virtual ticket. It has a passenger seat as well. Imagine all the useless shit I would buy if I had an income aaaaaaaahhhh.
>>154216
I have my reasons don't judge me.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154219
>>154214
What the fuck lass
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154220>>154222
>>154218
We bully players who buy shit like this, lass…
>I have my reasons don't judge me.
Oh God you're on an ERP server
▶ f84982 (79) No.154221>>154222
>>>/pol/10603092
>>>/pol/10603083
The dafties are back
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154222>>154224 >>154226
>>154220
Y-yeah.
>>154221
>ever doubting the GOD EMPEROR even when he let's 800,000 brown people stay after breaking the law so that they can also grant residency to their families and bring an additional 4+million brown people into the country to make white people poorer and vote against their interests
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154223
>ywn be a heal slut again
▶ f84982 (79) No.154224
>>154222
>Y-yeah.
You're acting awfully strange today
>>ever doubting the GOD EMPEROR even when he let's 800,000 brown people stay after breaking the law so that they can also grant residency to their families and bring an additional 4+million brown people into the country to make white people poorer and vote against their interests
Yeah, the only people doubting EMPEROR TRUMP are d&c hafu shills
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154225>>154227
>>154218
>I have my reasons don't judge me.
>It's a mount reward from the Blizzcon virtual ticket.
So you've a ton of money on WoW and leaving would feel like a waste?
You're not helping yourself by buying more PNGs
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154227>>154228 >>154230 >>154235
>>154225
No, I could quit the game if all my friends left and I stopped having fun.
>>154226
DON'T JUDGE ME
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154228
>>154227
* judges you *
Bored tbh lads
▶ 1251d0 (2) No.154229>>154232
>>154210
thats natural selection not evolution lass, kek.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154230>>154247
>>154227
>DON'T JUDGE ME
You should have denied it, lass…
▶ f84982 (79) No.154231>>154235
>there are people that actually played WoW here
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154232
>>154229
Natural selection is the machinery of evolution. If the genetic mutations aren't selected by the group as being beneficial then the group does not evolve. Evolution is a term applied to the entire process.
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154233>>154234 >>154237
▶ f84982 (79) No.154234>>154236 >>154237 >>154238
>>154233
Get a chinky gf instead lad.
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154235>>154237 >>154247
>>154227
>I stopped having fun.
Can you even world PVP in WoW anymore? Is it really fun just doing daily quests?
Blizz sucked all of the fun out of WoW.
>Friends
Are they really your friends though?
>>154231
>He doesn't know what it's like being max level going around the world ganking low levels and making their lives hell
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154236
>>154234
I already have one, lad, I'm just bored as fuck is all
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154237>>154239
>>154233
You stream yourself killing yourself, just go on a rampage to Scotland first though
>>154234
God look at that face
>>154235
>tfw hate change
>tfw WoW kept changing
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154238
>>154234
>wanting this for a son
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154239
>>154237
After Edinburgh, Glasgow, Edinburgh… Er, Glasgow
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154241
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154242
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>people actually give money to Blizzard
smdh
▶ 009b2f (1) No.154244
>>154201
> The reasons are still subject to speculation.
>import half the third world
>number of rapes increase
It's a fucking mystery
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154246
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154247>>154249
>>154230
I miss that addon, they stopped updating it I think. The new RP addons aren't nearly as simplistic.
>>154235
Daily quests are boring so if that was all I was doing I would give up.
>Are they really your friends though?
I've known them years longer than any of you tbh.
>>154243
You have a lot of these smh.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154248>>154260
>tfw no cool redcoats wearing armour
smh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154249>>154252
>>154247
>You have a lot of these smh.
Google didn't yield as many as I would have liked tbh smh
>I miss that addon, they stopped updating it I think. The new RP addons aren't nearly as simplistic.
didn't know it was an addon. What does it do?
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154250>>154251
>>154195
I remember when he spammed his own followers with tons of interracial and cuckold porn.
>>154207
>>154206
That's InuitInua.
She's white, but part Inuit I think, hence the name.
I deleted all my pics of her along with all my waifus except Scully. I know she is pregnant and may have had it by now.
She is a nice lady and even added me on Steam once. I talked to her twice.
She's objectively not that attractive. A 6/10. But she has amazing tits and can indeed become very sexy when she wants to. Depends on the pic.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154251>>154252
>>154250
She makes me think of Laci Green
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154252>>154254
>>154249
I just added a tab on the character panel where you could enter a name, physical description, background etc. The addons have gotten a lot bigger and more bloated since then.
>>154251
Are Inuits imperium?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154253
Yeah give me that vagina face look
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154254>>154256 >>154258
>>154252
>I just added a tab on the character panel where you could enter a name, physical description, background etc. The addons have gotten a lot bigger and more bloated since then.
The more the better, right?
>Are Inuits imperium?
Yeah
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154255>>154257
>remember farming 5k gold for my wow gf for her birthday so she could buy epic flying training
>she removed and blocked me shortly after
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154256>>154257 >>154258
>>154254
>inuit
No lad, not all inuit are imperium. Eskimos are imperium though.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154257>>154267
>>154255
smh.
>tfw flirted with a girl and really sucked up to her and gave her gold n shieet
God I was pathetic. I should have just /e beats you up and /e rapes you. Lasses love that smh
>>154256
aren't they all mongoloids?
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154258>>154259
>>154254
Some people, especially ERPers, like having a million buttons and text boxes of info and being able to scan the whole zone for other available people so they use TRP, but I don't like having all that stuff on my screen I use MRP which is more stripped down and doesn't get in the way.
>>154256
Greenlanders are imperium tbh.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154259
>>154258
I just imagined a really thirsty ERPer swooping down on innocent low levels in a mount he bought for £100. Kek
▶ bca238 (39) No.154260>>154265
>>154248
late 15th/early 16th century
men at arms using handcannons during the wars of the roses
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154261>>154262 >>154268
>When you see a character in a film or show and you immediately think "Wow, he's just like me".
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154264>>154266 >>154268
>it's a /brit/ bullies 22st's art episode
Smh.
▶ 326347 (1) No.154266
>>154264
>implying he should be posting it at all
Keep the faggotry confined to /newbrit/.
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154267>>154269
>>154257
>aren't they all mongoloids?
No, lots of them are Turkic, especially the ones in Asia
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154268>>154270
>>154261
kek
>>154264
smh. Why are they so afraid of thicc Pepes?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154269>>154271
>>154267
Oh, I thought they were a racial group
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154270
>>154268
>tfw you're an officer but your sword is smaller than that of your soldiers
smh cucked
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154271
>>154269
No, inuit just refers to Arctic peoples in general
Eskimo refers to the oriental peoples of North America
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154272>>154273 >>154303 >>154308
>cant get a gf
>have enough money for a sex doll
>cant get one because i still at home with parents
I'm in a perpetual hell.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154273
>>154272
why would you even consider getting one, lad. They're as lifeless as imperium smh.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154274
time to be forced to spend some time with family smh
▶ bca238 (39) No.154275>>154292
>>154265
pikemen in the new model army also used armour if they or their commander could afford it
also cuirassier regiments in active service up until the napoleonic wars
plenty of red and armoured lads about
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154277>>154278 >>154281
can't nap roo dad is painting muh window
>>154147
wew
I wonder how bad things can still get lmao
>>154150
based Drumpf
>>154160
>>154163
>appreciation of prequelkino
That's what I like to see
▶ bca238 (39) No.154278>>154280
>>154277
>not painting it yourself
*spends the afternoon assembling furniture*
>final screws slightly too long and the donuts too small so the middle support fits on the bed are loose
s m h
▶ bca238 (39) No.154279
>tea tastes a bit off
it's either the limescale or the organic milk going off
my tongue feels funny
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154280
>>154278
He started while I was out and said he didn't want me 'getting in the way' smh
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154282>>154283 >>154318
>it's a nobody's here episode
smh I have a date soon and I have nothing to do until then, entertain me lads
▶ f84982 (79) No.154283>>154284
>>154282
Who's your date with? The one that looks like Arelass or 50 year old ara ara
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154284>>154285 >>154287 >>154292
>>154283
arelass tbh
she's very shy and cute, Spanish lass keeps flirting with me but I couldn't say no to the other lass, she asked me out in a really cute way
▶ f84982 (79) No.154285>>154286 >>154288
>>154284
Have fun lad
How did she ask you out
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154286
>>154285
how do i get a chinky gf?
asking 4 a friend of mine
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154287>>154288 >>154289
>>154284
I'm almost disappointed that you passed on the oedipal fuckmummy.
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154288>>154289 >>154291
>>154285
Thanks lad, I should go now actually
If you want to know
>we're doing some exercises in class, have to ask the other person in German what they do at certain times during the week
>arelass has moved next to me today so she is my partner (normally it's Spanish lass)
>she asks me in German what I'm doing this evening
>I respond with some meme answer
>In English: "I'm serious what are you doing this evening?"
idk just found it cute
>>154287
and why is that
▶ f84982 (79) No.154289>>154291
>>154288
No it is cute.
Have fun lad.
>>154287
*adds to list*
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154290
*Nearly uploads black pepe instead of dissertation*
wew
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154291
>>154288
I dunno it seemed more unusual and therefore interesting. I wanted to study that relationship and see how it worked.
>>154289
Aaaahhh.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154292>>154293 >>154298
>>154275
handsome lads. I guess the pros started outweighing the cons smh. Just think armour could be pretty intimidating if you were to charge an unarmoured line
>>154284
Daftie?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154293>>154294
>>154292
>Daftie?
Arelass is a lass that looks like daftie but isn't daftie
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154294>>154295
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>two Civic Fencer episodes in one day
AHHHHHHHHHHHH LITERAL HAPPY TEARS
>>154293
Never heard of her, #NotMyLass #Herts&DaftieOTP
▶ f84982 (79) No.154295>>154296
>>154294
>Never heard of her, #NotMyLass #Herts&DaftieOTP
Herts needs the help to get over Diana
I encourage him getting together with white """women""" for this purpose
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154296>>154297
>>154295
Daftie is white, lad
▶ f84982 (79) No.154297
>>154296
That's what I said
▶ bca238 (39) No.154298>>154301
is that "looks like daftie" as in chubby shorty or dafty as in midget skeleton
>>154292
probably part of the reasoning for retaining cuirassiers through the 18th and some of the 19th centure tbh
foot wearing armour and attacking other foot is a bit of a shite matchup but it did put the willies up the more easily frightened conscripts, eg fighting the indians still using chain maille, plate , swords and shields etc
doesn't stop them from being shot to pieces before reaching melee though, armour just made them slower by then
▶ bca238 (39) No.154300>>154301
>praying 2 shiva when white devils invade your land and grow massive hedges all over it
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154301>>154302
>>154300
We grew massive hedges all over it?
>>154298
>foot wearing armour and attacking other foot is a bit of a shite matchup
>doesn't stop them from being shot to pieces before reaching melee though, armour just made them slower by then
ahhhh but armour is so cool
▶ bca238 (39) No.154302>>154304
>>154301
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Customs_Line
the heaviest steel armour could still stop bullets…. at maximum range after the ball had expended most of it's force
▶ d3c6b2 (1) No.154303>>154305
>>154272
>what is a PO box
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154304>>154306 >>154310
>>154302
smh why didn't the Romans build one of of these to keep the Scots out
>the heaviest steel armour could still stop bullets…. at maximum range after the ball had expended most of it's force
Going to have some magic in my future book I will definitely write one day that makes armour worthwhile smhh
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154305>>154307
>>154303
arn't they expensive?
▶ bca238 (39) No.154306
>>154304
you could have something like the forging techniques of the early 20th century being discovered in the early 19th, that make of steel would certainly be bulletproof, versus lead balls. no idea about how that would effect weight and look though tbh
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154307>>154309
>>154305
not in relation to a 6 grand sex doll
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154308
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154309>>154312
>>154307
fair point, hows it going lad?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154310>>154319
>>154304
Don't forget to make it a thinly veiled auto biography lass this book is real btw
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154311
LET ME PULL ON YOUR FUUCKING PIGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154312>>154347
>>154309
8/10 thanks lass, too busy though smh. how are you?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154313
I'm going to slit your fucking throat you stupid bitch. I'll fucking torture you to death while that fucking woman watches. See what fucking happens your disgusting rat.
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154314>>154315
wessex that indian salt hedge is some interesting shit
▶ bca238 (39) No.154315>>154323
>>154314
yeah it's cool af
>ywn grow the Great Hedge of Britain to keep all of the wogs out
I want to get into hedge laying tbh, might be some call around here for it, during winter
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154316
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I'm going to sit that fucking slut down and make her play Fallout: NV and then Fallout 4 and compare them in a video and also I will slit her fucking throat and shit down the slit then pull out her teeth in her last moments of fucking consciousness
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154317
>>154182
I will fist you with my sports wrist watch.
▶ f2737f (2) No.154318
>>154282
you in london lad?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154319>>154320
>>154310
Top fucking kek. Certainly he wrote it like that to be funny, r-right?
Have to say I've fantasised about having my revenge on the bullies myself tbh ngl smh
I'll include my thicc pink mast in the book too somehow smh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154320>>154321
>>154319
>I'll include my thicc pink mast in the book too somehow smh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154321>>154322 >>154324
>>154320
y-you know what I'm referencing, right, lad?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154322>>154325
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154323>>154332
>>154315
hedge-laying is a fine and sadly fading skill tbf
>tfw there will be a nicely tended bullock/double stake hedge around the druidhall
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedge_laying
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154324>>154325
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154325>>154328 >>154332
>>154324
>>154322
FAT. PINK. MAST
He's admitted this is his self-insert character
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154326>>154330
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Also the big drama show is coming between Ginger Mexican and Slavimperium.
Anyone watching?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154327>>154329 >>154332
>tfw too low IQ to get through a hedge
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154328>>154331
>>154325
Such literary mastery!
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154329>>154331 >>154332
>>154327
Such a wonderful example of British HEDGEMONY!
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154331>>154332
>>154328
You're just jealous, lad…
>>154329
made me laff, lad actually I just kind of smiled for half a second
▶ bca238 (39) No.154332
>>154323
I see a big future for it in the warlord era tbh, self repairing walls easier to set up than extensive earthworks or masonry sound like something very useful to know about
>>154325
wish the big fat jew would just have a heart attack already smh
>>154327
it's so stupid smh, it was there to stop smuggling and give legitimate pajeet traders more business, therefor the empire more taxes
another case of searching for some history to pervert and blame whitey with smh
>>154329
>>154331
tbh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154333>>154334 >>154335
What would you lasses do if it turned out I was actually Peter Hitchens?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154334
>>154333
Wouldn't be surprised given your love for the BBC tbh
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154335
>>154333
masonic hitchen trips confirm
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154336>>154338
If I move to another country I will grow up.
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154337>>154338 >>154341 >>154349
Damn, Neo looks like THAT!?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154338>>154339 >>154341
>>154337
don't know if her nips are that puffy tbh
>>154336
Would you survive?
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154339>>154340
>>154338
Yeah, I'm okay for cash and a shy guy.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154340>>154344
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154341>>154343
>>154337
N-no.
>>154338
They have been quite sensitive lately tbf. I spent the morning with them sticking out of my top.
▶ 7104ec (7) No.154342
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>traumatik pulls an icke
ok i like him again now
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154343>>154350
>>154341
>constantly arouses and sensitive nips
W-what's going on?
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154344
>>154340
Yep, not travelling, just having a gf and eating new foods I guess.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154345
>it's a neo is a slag episode
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154347>>154348
>>154312
Not a great day tbh, and now 8chan isnt letting me fucking post
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154350>>154351
>>154343
I-I don't know, maybe it's the workouts getting me going. Speaking of which I haven't done mine today yet so I'll go do that now before I get anymore distracted.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154351
>>154350
Don't know about that, think workouts had the opposite effect for me.
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154352>>154359 >>154368 >>154370
>>154348
my social anxiety is worse then ever, the bus is really busy now and it sucks now (my freinds arnt even getting it anymore), i'm always tired, i tried to make dinner but i fucked it up, my bus pass failed so i spent a retarded amount on bus fair, like a lass i cant get with,dont feel comfortable when around to many people, found out i have shit to do for tomorrow and i cant be arsed to do it, i'm out of money so i cant get life suppliments. lad it's just not a great time tbh
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154353>>154357
>tfw will never get to be a cool and edgy detective who doesn't play by the rules but the chief tolerates me anyway because I always get results
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154354>>154355 >>154356 >>154365 >>154388
>tummy really hurts
>eye constantly twitching
Am I going to die, lasses?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154355>>154365
>>154354
doubt it. Had my eye twitching now and then for a really long time(years probably) Finally stopped though
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154356>>154358
>>154354
how long has it been happening?
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154357>>154371
>>154353
you can rp that here with us, lad.
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154358>>154360
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154359>>154362 >>154376
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Damn his voice changed
>>154352
from a good day the other day to a shit day now smh
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154360>>154361
>>154358
wait for a couple hours straight?
▶ db7c6c (17) No.154361>>154363
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154362
>>154359
he seems more like a human then a god here tbh
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154363
>>154361
well that's concerning
▶ bca238 (39) No.154365>>154366 >>154383
>>154354
>>154355
I have a pretty severe eye twitch, in reaction to excessive anger I'm pretty sure
maybe it'll clear up if you ignore current events for a while and avoid diverse areas
not just got an empty stomach lad?
got near constant pangs now from based starvation diet, not losing any weight yet though smh
▶ e38a36 (3) No.154366>>154379
>>154365
>starvation diet
Wew lad, why not just cut your calories and start lifting? You build muscle and lose weight, two birds with one stone tbh
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154367>>154372
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This song has been pissing me off all day.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154368>>154374
>>154352
bloody heck lad that sounds rubbish tbf
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154369
Decided to rewatch X-Files. Gonna take so many pics. This is just a few.
Using VLC and all I gotta do is hit Shift+S and it saves a png of the video. Before I'd use Baka mplayer as it has handy hotkeys for going back and forth frame by frame, so I'd get to a good pic, then pause, then go frame by frame to get the right bit.
But with VLC I'll take a shotgun approach and just hit Shift+S a bunch of times when I'm at a spot where there's a good picture, and keep my hand on it at all times to snap pics quickly.
Should get lots more good pics, and quicker this way. Bunch of shit ones too and ones taken at the wrong time, but I'll go through after and clear out the bad ones.
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154370>>154376
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>>154352
I would be your mate if you weren't far away lass
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154371>>154373
>>154357
I can't. I'm not clever enough for intelligent roleplay like that. I wouldn't even know what to post or be able to come up with storylines.
I can do autistic posting about mummy and waifus or the usual memes like Star Wars prequel stuff or CIA, but that's about it.
▶ e38a36 (3) No.154372
>>154367
I'm not surprised, it's a shit song
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154373>>154375 >>154379
>>154371
Can you do Stargate?
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154374
>>154368
ngl it could be better
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154375
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154376
>>154359
i guess it balences itself out lad
>>154370
thanks lass
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154377>>154378
is Nonsummerjack imperium?
▶ bca238 (39) No.154379
>>154366
that's what I'm doing lad, been eating in excess for a while so it feels worse than it should.
>>154373
I can
I move for watching every piece of stargate media in chronological order as according to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5T6bk5bS9LDaIVXR55-agOd_FYgTN0TZcpZDfvnMg4/pub?output=html for Media Month tbh
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154380>>154382 >>154385 >>154826
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154383>>154390
>>154365
why are you trying to lose weight? also describe what you do.
▶ bca238 (39) No.154384
mfw no complete and chronologically ordered streaming site for the entire stargate series
▶ f84982 (79) No.154385
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154386>>154387 >>154396
>close the window for privacy during my workout
>it's too warm when I'm finished so I open it again
>there's no fresh air outside, only acrid smoke
Fucking neighbors burning shit again.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154387>>154389
>>154386
Are they sacrificing things to their gods?
▶ 02defc (33) No.154388
>>154354
My eye twitches when I'm running on sub par sleep. Stomach issue likely unrelated, you'll die another day lad.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154389>>154391 >>154394
>>154387
They're sacrificing their grass clippings to the god of gardening. They mow all day almost every day and then burn everything in the evening.
▶ bca238 (39) No.154390>>154395
>>154383
because I'm BIG
just cut my consumption by half, maybe more. used to have a couple slices of toast for breakfast, whole sandwich and crisps for breakfast, a big dinner, snacks through the day etc.
now I have one piece of toast or a bowl of porridge in the morning, half a sandwich for lunch, a dinner, and an apple as a snack. concerned about water intake though, tea and coffee have their downsides and drinking basically pure sugar OJ and apple juice ain't good. Going to pick up a filter jug tomorrow or smth smh
also, regular exercise routine and hiking
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154391>>154392 >>154393 >>154398
>>154389
why do people even feel the need to cut grass smh
i understand if it's your lawn actually but i see people just mowing the grass in the park for no reason
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154392>>154399
>>154391
Daftie confirmed for not shaving her pubes
I bet Herts felt like he was getting a blowie from Brian Blessed
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154393
>>154391
The main benefit for me is that the short grass doesn't get my shoes and legs wet when it rains. My neighbors seem to do it out of habit though, they're hard working rural boomers who can't stand sitting still.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154394>>154413
>>154389
Why wouldn't they save it for compost?
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154395>>154397 >>154411
>>154390
>BIG
sorry to hear that, I'm sure you still a beaty.
sounds gud. idk i need your stats to be able to tell. remember it's not actually starving, you choose not to eat, that's what a fast is.
just eat veggies, they are incredibly dense while having really low amount of cals. and i know you said counting calories is autistic but if your aim is weightloss that's what you gotta do from now on. if that toast is still 100 calories you should eat an egg instead. weightloss is just cals in cals out. but I'm sure to you it isn't new.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154396
>>154386
Has the workout slowed your slaggism?
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154397
>>154395
Did you chew on Herts Brussel sprouts lass?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154398
>>154391
>what are ball sports
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154399>>154400 >>154408
>>154392
<shaving
amateur
i rip that shit off with the roots
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154400>>154402 >>154403 >>154404 >>154408
>>154399
dont really dig shaven lasses, they can look prepubescent.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154401>>154407
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154402>>154405
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154403>>154406
>>154400
what about trimmed?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154404>>154406
>>154400
hairy legs are grim tbh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154405
>>154402
smh we can agree to disagree.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154406>>154420
>>154403
trimmed is where its at
>>154404
not legs you moron
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154407>>154409
>>154401
nigga, what you talkin about
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154408>>154410
>>154400
They also leave discharge because there are no hairs to stop gunk going in their cunt
>>154399
Herts' crabs must be driving you nuts smh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154410
>>154408
nice factoid lass
▶ bca238 (39) No.154411>>154416
>>154395
like 16 stone
yeah I'm choosing not to eat because it's too expensive tbh
eggs are a good idea, have to check costs though, that's the primary concern
still living with da so every dinner is fresh veg, that hits the spot
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154412>>154414
>>154409
oh, shame on you lass
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154413
>>154394
I don't know lad, I just don't know. They probably buy special brand compost or something.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154414>>154417 >>154426
>>154412
swim rented a container and some lights, kek
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154416>>154422
>>154411
another thing lad tea is really really good for weightloss but for health generally too so drink it up and feel no shame. swiched it fir coffee completely and never felt better.
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154417>>154421
>>154414
kek sounds like a sound lad, much more of a moral thing to do then buying from a criminal tbh in SWIMs opinion
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154418>>154422
>>154415
20% based, 80% nigger data
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154419>>154421 >>154426
Nobody tell dafty that Herts is on a date or she will tell us what size willy Herts has out of fury
▶ f84982 (79) No.154420
>>154406
>not legs you moron
Oh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154421
>>154419
you are one crafty operator lad.
>>154417
tbh
▶ bca238 (39) No.154422>>154423 >>154424 >>154428
>>154416
are we talking cups of char, or green teas?
I'm on a value bag of tetleys or smth smh
>>154418
Data never did much fighting did he?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154423>>154425
>>154422
*sets phaser to stun*
▶ bca238 (39) No.154424
>>154422
but then of course negroes will be adept at chimping out
▶ bca238 (39) No.154425>>154427
>>154423
*stunned by Data's password recital*
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154426
>>154414
kek sounds like a sound lad, much more of a moral thing to do then buying from a criminal tbh in SWIMs opinion
>>154419
sneaky lass
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154427>>154432
>>154425
*argues with myself*
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154428>>154429 >>154430 >>154432
>>154422
idk from pure leafs to just pulverized tea i learned to love everything. and what's wrong with tetley?
also 16st doesn't tell me anything unless i know your height but i take it you're quite lank. but i don't want to be called spy.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154429>>154431
>>154428
he poasted physique 2 threads ago
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154430>>154432 >>154434
>>154428
>tetley
get to fuck, yorkshire tea is hands down better
>lanklet
hes taller than me
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154431
>>154429
cute skirt/pants ugly face smh
▶ bca238 (39) No.154432>>154436 >>154440 >>154442
>letting jews through the stargate
>>154427
did he make a clone of himself to have a friend and learn about love or something
t. only remembers bits of picard and ds9 and some borg bits of janeway
>>154428
dunno it's probably off brand because it was so cheap
6 foot, 16 stone, big neanderthal hips even with out the fat smh
>>154430
I would get fancy tea if I could afford it smh
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154433>>154435
It's like Alberto is back with all this Star Trek posting tbh.
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154434>>154437
>>154430
i don't knoe all your heights without my data collection at hand
and yeah yorkshire was among the best shit i had but like i said i won't say no to tea no matter what
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154437
>>154434
>dont say no to tea
words to live by.
▶ bca238 (39) No.154438
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>>154436
probably going to ekki mukk myself in the countryside this weekend tbh
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154439>>154443
>>154436
I LOVED THIS FILM
AND THE BOOK
barry did nothing wrong
▶ 4706c5 (38) No.154440>>154453
*bombs Parliament for their misdeeds*
>>154432
Wew nice gear lad
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154442>>154449 >>154450 >>154453
>>154432
in any case i don't think skelly mode will suit you smh
>tfw starting 98h fast tomorrow since no one will control or care what and if i eat
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154443>>154447
>>154439
lass i just have the screenshot, i dont know what it is
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154444>>154446 >>154449
>>154435
Daily reminder that Seven of Nine is partially responsible for Barack Obama's political career.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154445
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154446>>154458
▶ 71af67 (11) No.154447>>154448
>>154443
lass tbf i made the screenshot and first posted it on bane
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154448>>154453
▶ f84982 (79) No.154449>>154458
>>154442
>>tfw starting 98h fast tomorrow since no one will control or care what and if i eat
Stay hhidradrated lad
>>154444
u wot
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154450
▶ bca238 (39) No.154453>>154454 >>154457 >>154465
>>154440
ta lad, anprim said it's "someone's dad down the pub" chic and I like it
got the leather jacket from a french charity shop with "article thirteen no borders immigration is a human right" posters everywhere smh
>>154442
nobody should go full auschwitz tbh
I'll be happy without a gut
don't go too far now
>>154448
>>154448
>ywn have another /bane/ gillen marathon
ahhh
▶ f84982 (79) No.154454
>>154453
>>ywn have another /bane/ gillen marathon
That reminds me that I have to request calvary for film friday next week
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154455
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154456
>ywn be percy the park keeper
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154458>>154460
>>154446
>>154449
Jeri Ryan's husband Jack Ryan was the popular republican candidate for the senate seat Obama was contesting at the start of his political career.
She ended up divorcing Jack a few years before the election, and their divorce papers were grabbed by the media who published all the crazy sexual stuff that caused their separation. Jack was forced to withdraw from the race out of shame and Obama was launched straight into the US Senate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(politician)
So yeah, Obama became a successful politician because Jeri Ryan was a massive slag who got cold feet
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154459
*stabs you in the bum bum*
>it's a sometimes posts won't go through episode
So sick of this are they even trying to fix the site? roooooooooooooooooooo
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154460>>154461
>>154458
>suspiciously indepth knowledge of yank politics
im on to you
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154461
>>154460
I heard about it on the Star Trek board, don't bully me.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154462
>Crotching was quickly banned in 1862
▶ 02defc (33) No.154465>>154472
>>154453
>I'll be happy without a gut
t'aint that how it always starts aye…
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154469>>154473 >>154476
>>154464
top kek
he could have any song yet all he wants is to get into his shorts smh
▶ 02defc (33) No.154471>>154478
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>ywn be a sailor and sing shanties with the boys while hoisting shit and tying knots
▶ bca238 (39) No.154472>>154474 >>154476 >>154484
>autistic video game playing friend is pissed on HENNESEY BOI and did this
>>154465
*takes it literally and rips my own innards out*
but no lad it's pretty horrendous I have to slim down, you can see in the pics smh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154474
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154475>>154481 >>154482
>>154473
I love deviantart. I lost my innocence long ago smh. I feel sorry for kids googling Sonic
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154476>>154480 >>154534
>>154469
>>154468
>>154467
it is art
>>154466
squandering such a good opportunity smh
>>154472
does he know about britpol?
▶ bca238 (39) No.154477>>154481
>>154464
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEEAAD
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154478>>154484
>>154471
*epicly ruses the frogs while on a booze cruise with the lads*
▶ f84982 (79) No.154479
>halo reach is 7 years old
▶ bca238 (39) No.154480>>154482
>>154476
"I do but I don't want to go there because of the trannies and faggots"
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154481>>154483
>>154475
death is too merciful for these things
>>154477
>
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154482
>>154475
t-those muscles hnnng
>>154480
huh I wonder who he means
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154483
>>154481
>when you get so thicc you become a ball
▶ 02defc (33) No.154484>>154485 >>154487 >>154488
>>154472
>The code chodes denied me yet another (you)
I see it now lad. First you're looking to lose your gut, but then you like the sound of abs. Then some 3 years later you're blasting tren and you one strong nigga
You go to the gym m'boy?
>>154478
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just wanna drink rum and do cheeky pirate shit AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ bca238 (39) No.154485>>154494
>>154484
used to actually, too expensive now though
might get weights eventually but there's enough work to do around to not need it, better that way anyway
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154487>>154494
>>154484
>ywn divide the plunder from capturing a dutch merchantman in the east indies full of tobacco and fine rum
>no wooden-legged shipmate to bully lightheartedly
>no brutal but fair captain to break you out of a gaol in hongkong and then force you to almost walk the plank
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154488>>154494
>>154484
>shrop
>advocating dickshrinking injections
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154490
>>154486
>ywn pop her with a pin
▶ f84982 (79) No.154492
▶ 02defc (33) No.154494
>>154485
Get some shit to dangle off and do bodyweight tbh, don't bother with weights unless you're buying a whole power rack
>>154487
>ywn evade capture from the navy while mooning them before your sails catch wind
>ywn swashbuckle and swordfight over 200 m through brothels and over paddle boats
>ywn sleep with the cap'n's daughter
>>154488
no advocacy here lad, just future prediction
▶ bca238 (39) No.154495>>154496 >>154497 >>154499
final edit by the shitfaced autist
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154496>>154500
>>154495
kek why does his head keep shrinking?
▶ 02defc (33) No.154497
>>154495
He said lose the SHORTS not the HEAD ahaha
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154498>>154502
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154499>>154500
>>154495
I dont understand
▶ bca238 (39) No.154500>>154509
>>154496
>>154499
he had the original pic with the head still comically small, but larger than the version pembs posted (which I reposted in our Bongo Bongo Land while waiting for him to end his turn)
▶ f84982 (79) No.154501>>154503 >>154504
>have to manually refresh every time I make a post
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154502>>154504
this site was better when that crippled midget owned it
>>154498
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154503
>>154501
welcome to vanlads world
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154504
>>154502
>>154501
fucking hell what's going on smh
▶ 02defc (33) No.154505>>154506 >>154507 >>154511
Wtf is this dudes problem anyway
Who goes about wearing a horned hat to a bar
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154506>>154512
>>154505
its TBBK lad leave him be.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154507>>154512
>>154505
They're the same colour as his hair. Maybe he's just wearing panties on his head and formed his hair into horns
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154508
>120 pouches of baccy arrived today
boi
o
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▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154509>>154510 >>154511
>>154500
do you have a druid d1scord?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154510>>154516
>>154509
we use ancient leylines to communicate
▶ bca238 (39) No.154511>>154514 >>154516
>>154505
the heads are foreverially getting smaller as the music treatment is permanently delitizing their extremities
>>154509
nah he's just an old friend
and a romaboo
and a transhumanist
smh
▶ 02defc (33) No.154512>>154513
>leg itches
>scratch
>continue to scratch as itch persists
>skin has been removed, small patch of leg is now raw
This happens every time smh
>>154506
That explains the sexual harassment
>>154507
Good shout lad, the more I think about it the more it makes sense
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154513>>154518
>>154512
>explaims the harrassment
kekk
hot water is more satisfying than scratching lad
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154514>>154515
>>154511
>indefinite enlittlement
smh
▶ bca238 (39) No.154515
>>154514
it's the shrinking man's fetish
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154516>>154519
>>154510
we'll catch you one day
>>154511
scientologist
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154517>>154519
>now we're being robbed of our (You)s
▶ 02defc (33) No.154518
>>154513
ty lad, will try it when the itch comes back
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154519
>>154516
*shakes fist*
>>154517
welcome to vanlasses world
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154520>>154526
brb going to buy apple and rasperry juice and a milkybar
▶ bca238 (39) No.154521>>154526
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>want to shitpost more but getting up early and mum is coming around
going to make her drive me into a town and buy FILTERS and that tbh, :devilishneet:
night lads
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154522>>154523 >>154525
>no spice for 4 hours
im actually gonna make it lads
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154523
>>154522
Oh damn lad, i didnt know you were on that shit tbh
▶ 02defc (33) No.154524
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanna swing dance with a pretty southern belle ladssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154525
>>154522
make it the last time you'll ever have it!
▶ 02defc (33) No.154526
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>>154520
smell you later old man
>>154521
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood night lad. Enjoy those Zs
▶ d6427c (44) No.154527>>154528 >>154530
Knocked an stunning 14 seconds off my previous Personal Best for my run.
Feeling good.
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154528
▶ 02defc (33) No.154530>>154633
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>>154527
Nice one lad. Do you just run or have you any programme?
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154531>>154532
wrong image nice going 8chan
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154533
>>154532
its making fun of the horseshoe theory
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154534>>154535 >>154536 >>154537 >>154538 >>154539 >>154827
>working out for almost a week
>mummy finally notices something different
>she says I'm growing taller
That wasn't my original intention but okay.
>>154476
W-wait, what opportunity lass?
▶ d6427c (44) No.154535>>154538 >>154540 >>154542
>>154534
Neo, it seems that if I'm nasty to you, everyone is horrible to me, so from now on I'll be nice to you.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154536>>154542
>>154534
You also look like more of a SLAG
▶ 02defc (33) No.154537
>>154534
Lad I hope you didn't actually expect noticeable physical changes resulting from a week of mild exercise. More likely that you actually did grow taller tbh
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154538>>154541 >>154542
>>154534
wew lanky
oh my bad that was meant for 22st because of the great music I'm sure the giant dog is capable of
>>154535
congratulations on figuring out how to interact with a community of people
▶ 02defc (33) No.154539
>>154534
but keep up the good work. Im sure being able to do 200 bw squats will be somehow helpful when SHTF
▶ d6427c (44) No.154541
>>154538
>congratulations on figuring out how to interact with a community of people
Thanks boss!
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154542>>154543 >>154544 >>154549
>>154535
It's nothing to do with me if other people think you're a cunt tbh.
>>154536
That's good I think.
>>154538
O-oh. Are you working out too btw?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154543
>>154542
>That's good I think.
no, it's not SLAG
▶ d6427c (44) No.154544
>>154542
>t's nothing to do with me if other people think you're a cunt tbh.
What a sweetheart!
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154545>>154548 >>154549
I hope senpai notices me today
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154546>>154547 >>154548 >>154549 >>154552 >>154568
I hope senpai notices me today
▶ d6427c (44) No.154548>>154559
>>154545
>>154546
What have you done to get senpai's attention?
Have you been working hard?
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154549>>154568
>>154542
squats and walks sometimes but not as often as a while ago, it's hard to find the motivation sometimes, keep it up tho
>>154545
who's your senpai?
>>154546
oh I see. lmao
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154551>>154552 >>154553 >>154554 >>154556 >>154559 >>154565
Evening Laddos.
Is everyone doing well?
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154552>>154560 >>154561 >>154583
>>154546
top kek
>>154550
bout what?
>>154551
evening
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154553>>154583
>>154551
alright ta lad, got jellybabies. you?
▶ d6427c (44) No.154554>>154583
>>154551
Feeling good.
Just achieved a new personal best on my run.
Also increased the weights on the lifting part of my workout without too much trouble.
Basking in the endorphin aftermath.
▶ 02defc (33) No.154555
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:'(
I wanna country dance at a bonfire festival with the villages prettiest girl ladsssss
▶ 1e3b97 (8) No.154556>>154583
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what are we supposed to judge?
>>154551
doing ok
▶ f84982 (79) No.154557>>154567
>>154550
you practicing your methylation lad
▶ d6427c (44) No.154558>>154567
>>154550
Thinking about tryptamines?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154559>>154560 >>154583
>>154548
I was socialising with my brother and his gf earlier, that's hard work
>>154550
I don't get it
>>154551
Evening laddy, alright tbh wbu
▶ d6427c (44) No.154560>>154562 >>154563 >>154567
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154562>>154569
>>154560
i meant more specifically about the Tryptamines tbh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154563>>154567 >>154569
>>154560
Oh so it's literally about thinking
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154564>>154566
>tfw homemade curry so you don't have to worry about if the paki washed his hands
▶ 02defc (33) No.154565>>154583
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>>154551
Morning lad. I am indeed doing well. Hungry tho, I hope theres some extra mature cheddar lying around. How YOU doing?
>>154550
*pretends to understand*
hmmm I was just thinking the same thing tbh
▶ 02defc (33) No.154566
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>>154564
Savour the flavour of Asia lad
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154567>>154570
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154568>>154573 >>154576 >>154582
>>154546
He'll be forced to notice you when he's dragged into orbit by your gravitic field.
>>154549
How many squats are you doing at the moment?
▶ d6427c (44) No.154569>>154572
>>154563
>>154562
Maybe wondering about how to make them for use and sale?
▶ 1bf1b1 (28) No.154570>>154572
>>154567
smh i wish i new stuff tbh
▶ 296feb (1) No.154571>>154574 >>154575 >>154576
Come to london Victoria if u want a pint
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154572>>154578
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>>154569
pretty much.
>>154570
git gud
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154573>>154579
>>154568
>trusting infographs
ahhhh lass this is you in a few weeks
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154575>>154591
▶ f84982 (79) No.154576>>154579 >>154584 >>154591
>>154571
No tbh lad
>>154568
This better not be one of those gayist infographics
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154577
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154579>>154581 >>154585 >>154588
>>154573
If only crime fighting was a real occupation smh, I would be set for life.
>>154576
It's strictly gender neutral, so it's for anyone who wants a nice firm butt.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154580
▶ f84982 (79) No.154581>>154586 >>154594
>>154579
>It's strictly gender neutral, so it's for anyone who wants a nice firm butt.
So gayists and women?
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154582>>154594
>>154568
>The goal after four weeks is to be able to lift a tower with your erected penis
lmao
45 with weights and also front lunges because they're supposed to be good, just need to do it more often. Wbu?
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154583>>154588 >>154596
>>154552
*Nods in a freindly manner*
>>154553
No sweeties here, jellybabies are nice though IMO despite their odd texture.
>>154554
Glad to here it, health is life and strength is beauty, the ancients respected this, so should we.
>>154556
Good.
>>154559
I’m pretty alright. Found a new knife yet?
>>154565
I am also /hungry/. I am going to make a chili a bit later. I hope I have some fresh chili peppers left but I fear I might have to traverse the outside world to source some, which isn’t great because outside is where the bugmen are.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154584
>>154576
Yes, it's a gayist infographic.
▶ 02defc (33) No.154585>>154586
>>154579
Anyone who wants a nice firm butt ought to be squatting heavy and playing rugby tbh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154586>>154590
>>154581
woah hang on lad i aim to have a firm arse too
>>154585
or tiptoe lifting
▶ 02defc (33) No.154587>>154589
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Foxtrot looks pretty cool tbh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154588>>154594
>>154579
>If only crime fighting was a real occupation smh, I would be set for life.
You better have a good super hero costume, lass
>>154583
>I’m pretty alright. Found a new knife yet?
No I didn't really try tbh
▶ f84982 (79) No.154590>>154593 >>154595
>>154586
>woah hang on lad i aim to have a firm arse too
why lad
▶ 90190b (1) No.154591
>>154574
>>154576
>>154575
Smh tbh lads I mean no harm
▶ d6427c (44) No.154592>>154595 >>154606 >>154624
Who /watching questiontime/ here?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154593>>154597
>>154590
for the lasses tbf
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154594>>154597 >>154619 >>154620
>>154581
And straight men if they're smart tbh, girls like their bloke to have a nice butt too.
>>154582
I started at 60 but dropped down to 45 after reading that infographic. I follow that up with 10 front lunges on each leg, 20 side lunges on each leg, all weighted. Then I do some non-weighted exercises like 20 crunches and 10 press ups. I'm hoping to increase the number of the non-weighted ones over time as my back and arm muscles get used to it.
>>154588
I don't have any good ideas for a costume. Can you be my designer lad?
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154595>>154597 >>154598 >>154599 >>154624
>>154590
nice bums have sex appeal lad
>>154592
unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier
▶ 02defc (33) No.154596>>154606
>>154583
>making chili
WOAH slow down john
Can I have some?
>>154589
cool* af
they look like they're gliding and it looks pretty intimate around the crotch area too
Where's my dancer partner gf already
▶ f84982 (79) No.154597>>154602 >>154604 >>154619
>>154593
>>154595
>>154594
>And straight men if they're smart tbh, girls like their bloke to have a nice butt too.
I don't really think too much about men's bums tbh
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154598>>154619
>>154595
Just 10 seconds of any Question Time episode is enough to make my blood boil. It's probably good for weight loss tbh but it's still not worth the mental torture..
▶ d6427c (44) No.154599>>154601 >>154619
>>154595
>unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier
I'm not actually watching it either.
I post somewhere else reminded me it's on, with that horrible cunt Will Self.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154600>>154602
>eat fruit and seed granola yesterday
>farts smell awful today
not trying anything ever again
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154601
>>154599
though he wrote the book of dave which is a 7/10 book tbf would read a fourth time
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154602>>154609 >>154610
>>154597
All you need to focus on is your bum and bum of your partner tbh, but I like to branch out into appreciating all manner of bums.
>>154600
A lot of my childhood friends were vegans so I can imagine it already smh.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154603>>154605 >>154608 >>154622 >>154623
>are lasses and Binposter leaving me in the dust
time to get serious again
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154604>>154610
>>154597
Are you implying you're a lass?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154605>>154611 >>154620
>>154603
*excercise montage*
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154606>>154617
>>154592
I shall watch it.
>>154596
>Can I have some?
Sure, there will be plenty. Come over.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154608>>154620
>>154603
I thought you were the most serious of us all lad, have you been slacking off all this time? I should start whipping you smh.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154609>>154614
>>154602
>All you need to focus on is your bum and bum of your partner tbh, but I like to branch out into appreciating all manner of bums.
oh, ok
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154610>>154614 >>154620
>>154604
she did that the other day too
>>154602
>being friends with vegans
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154611>>154615
>>154605
Nice recumbent bicycle, lad. Very fancy.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154612
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154614>>154616
>>154609
Nobody likes a flabby butt except niggers so you'd better get to work tbh.
>>154610
They were nice people, they just smelt really bad.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154616>>154618
>>154614
>you'd better get to work tbh.
I work out. I also do squats
▶ 02defc (33) No.154617>>154621
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>>154606
Fantastic !
Alright I'm just gonna need your home address…
>>154607
Sleep tight nigga
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154618
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154619>>154636
>>154594
Oh that sounds good. How often?
>>154597
why not lass?
>>154598
>>154599
MINES A BIG MAC
It's mind poison smh
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154620>>154636
>>154594
>I don't have any good ideas for a costume. Can you be my designer lad?
The boob hole is nice
>>154605
*climbs to the top of a mountain*
easy
>>154608
y-yeah. I haven't mentioned moral walks lately because I haven't had them ahhh. Don't whip me please nooo!
>>154610
oh so she's stopped pretending to be a lad then
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154621>>154630
>>154617
>Alright I'm just gonna need your home address
I live on the cliff top, lad. Everyone knows this. I’ll leave the door on the latch because I don’t always hear the bell.
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154622
▶ d6427c (44) No.154623
>>154603
Good job boss!
I unwittingly turned this into a weird kind of /fit/ thread.
Maybe there's hope for us after all…
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154624>>154625 >>154626
>>154595
>unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier
It's not been on for months you plump bummy dummy
>>154592
I'll give it a try, lad
▶ d6427c (44) No.154625>>154629
>>154624
>I'll give it a try, lad
N-no save yourself!
I was just asking, I don't actually intend to watch it myself.
I think it'll make me ill.
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154626>>154629
>>154624
Yea that was my whole point, it hasn't been on in ages and I'm better off for it haha fuck
▶ 02defc (33) No.154627>>154628 >>154631
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Man the latins really know how to dance. The tango's cool as fuck
▶ 02defc (33) No.154628
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>>154627
Fuck this broken ass website
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154629>>154637
>>154625
lad I missed it in a way smh I like being mad with the other lads
>>154626
s-sorry for not realising that, lassie bassy :-0
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154631>>154638
>>154627
I have always been to shy to dance, even though this is how you quickly obtain a 10/10 wifu with which to save the hwhite race. Smh
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154632>>154634 >>154638
▶ d6427c (44) No.154633>>154638
>>154530
8 chan is so fucked up lately, your post didn't give me a (You). I only just saw it.
I'm just running a set distance that I've measured out. My aim is to improve speed rather than distance for the time being.
At the point that gets too easy, I'll change it up.
At some point I want to do a series of sprints rather than a distance run as well.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154634>>154635
>>154632
Even those special Japanese ones?
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154635>>154639
>>154634
*narrows eyes*
what special japanese ones
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154636>>154640 >>154643 >>154659
>>154619
Daily at the moment, it's a matter of testing my willpower. I feel more energetic than ever so I'm not really thinking about rest days yet, I think those are for much more intensive workouts.
>>154620
Boob windows are great but they're not really designed for people like me smh.
This is my ideal goal.
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154637>>154659
>>154629
y-yeah.. you better be sorry, twentytwo boogaloo
▶ 02defc (33) No.154638>>154647 >>154651
>>154631
Ahhhhhhhh lad, every man should have a variety of dances he can masterfully enact with a partner. You gotta go to one of those classes full of old people and dance retards, there's no need for shyness there lad.
I really like dancing tbh
>>154632
I've been saying this for YEARS
flavoured ones re good tho
>>154633
You should look into HIIT training if you want to increase speed, but either way you have the right idea. How often do you do it?
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154639>>154643
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154641
>no brown leather sheath available anywhere
▶ f7efa8 (19) No.154643>>154651 >>154657
>Pembrokeshire internet
>>154636
Good lass. You might end up aching idk
>>154639
they're so crazy why don't we get special one
▶ d6427c (44) No.154644
COMMUNITY WARNING
>8 chan is sometimes not giving out (You)s
>Stay alert!
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154645
shit nigga we MOLLE compatible nao
▶ 02defc (33) No.154646>>154648
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One day I will train amongst the hispanics and mestizos
they will teach me all they know about latin dancing
▶ d6427c (44) No.154647>>154652
>>154638
>How often do you do it?
trying to do 2-3 times a week. I go for a walk on my rest days to keep things ticking over too.
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154648>>154652
>>154646
you shall learn to dance, hombre
▶ 80c815 (71) No.154649>>154650 >>154652
night lads, big day tomorrow
▶ f84982 (79) No.154650
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154651>>154658
>>154638
It is one of my biggest fears; I am just incredibly reserved and formal. I experience mild anxiety when in the company of continentals because of their etiquette of hugs and kisses.
>>154643
>they're so crazy why don't we get special one
It sums up like on modern Britain really. We invented the Kit Kat (like everything else) we gave it to the world and now the world enjoys it in far great variety than we are permitted.
▶ 02defc (33) No.154652>>154654
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>>154647
I'm not an advocate for pushing ones self until demotivation but you ought to be doing NO LESS than 3 days a week. God speed to you
>>154648
*learns to dance*
ah why thank you lad
>>154649
Night night matey
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154653
▶ d6427c (44) No.154654>>154658
>>154652
>I'm not an advocate for pushing ones self until demotivation but you ought to be doing NO LESS than 3 days a week. God speed to you
What I'm doing is working. My strength is increasing, getting more defintion, losing weight noticable, and I'm getting faster.
So I see 3 times a week as an ideal i aim for, but sometimes it ends up being 2.
The main thing is to stick at it. That's more important than 3 times a week imo.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154655>>154656
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JACK BUCKBY ON HOW DIVERSE THE RIGHT IS
>based
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154656
>>154655
He revolts me but he is just too short to anger me. I can’t take a man that stands at under 3ft seriously.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154657>>154691
>>154643
My only ache so far is a sexual one smh.
▶ 02defc (33) No.154658>>154665
>>154651
Kek you poor thing. I used to be the same myself tbh, I was always really spooked when my spanish brother in law came around. They're definitely a lot less reserved in the continent.
One of these days lad, I'll turn you into the finest dancer the world has ever seen. You'll be tangoing with ALL SORTS of women
>>154654
>is working
Well then gosh bless. Youre definitely correct that it's more important to build habit
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154659>>154660
>>154636
Red Coat, you're actually a super villain who doesn't have any goal but drinking Aryan blood for the sake of it. your coat is also dyed in their blood
>>154637
Forgive me, lass *stops rhyming*
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154660>>154662
>>154659
It's perfect lad. Only the blood of aryans and ethnic britons is fit to grace my wardrobe.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154662>>154666
>>154660
>and ethnic britons
You truly are a villain
▶ 161966 (28) No.154664
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154665>>154670
>>154658
>You'll be tangoing with ALL SORTS of women
Gosh, I hope one of them is Morticia Addams-tier.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154666>>154669
>>154662
It's not evil it's just my biological nature smh.
>>154663
Aaaahhh lad that's terrible.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154668
>>154663
Lad. My condolences.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154669>>154671
>>154666
>It's not evil it's just my biological nature smh.
Hmm… I guess nature isn't evil
▶ 02defc (33) No.154670>>154674
>>154663
May his soul peacefully find it's way to the after life
>>154665
uhhh I mean, if that's what you're into lad. I'll make it my mission!
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154671
>>154669
Yeah lad, it's just misunderstood.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154672>>154675 >>154676
▶ 161966 (28) No.154673
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154674
>>154670
I just like the passion her and Gomez share tbqh.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154675
▶ f84982 (79) No.154676>>154677
>>154672
Would rather have to only speak to white women for the rest of my life
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154677>>154679
>>154676
Looks like you're in luck lass.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154679>>154680
>>154677
>>154678
What do you mean
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154680>>154681
>>154679
We're all here for you lass.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154681
▶ f84982 (79) No.154683>>154686
>>154682
How did the date go lad?
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154684>>154685 >>154686
>>154682
>no oedipal adventures to hear about
Awww.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154685>>154689
>>154684
What is wrong with you
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154686>>154687 >>154689 >>154692
>>154683
Exceptionally well tbh
>>154684
>implying I'd tell you anyway
▶ f84982 (79) No.154687>>154688
>>154686
>Exceptionally well tbh
Have you got another one lined up?
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154688
>>154687
Yeah, idk exactly when just yet, I'll talk to or text her tomorrow
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154689>>154690 >>154693
>>154685
Nothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
>>154686
You would, it would be too interesting not to share.
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154690>>154694
Where are you all
>>154689
I don't want to blogpost though smh
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154691>>154695
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I wanna go on holiday to NK ahhhhhh
>>154657
O-oh is this related to your earlier experimenting?
▶ 02defc (33) No.154692>>154698
>>154686
>exceptionally well
wow you banged her already?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154693>>154695 >>154698
>>154689
>Nothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lass you're being really weird today
It's ok, you can talk to me
▶ 161966 (28) No.154694>>154698
>>154690
watching QT on /brit/
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154695>>154696
>>154691
P-partly yeah.
>>154693
Am I really being weird today? Smh.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154696>>154697
>>154695
>Am I really being weird today? Smh.
yes
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154697>>154699
>>154696
In what way though lass? The only thing I've changed recently is get serious about exercise.
▶ 2c1f71 (10) No.154698>>154699 >>154701 >>154704
Nighty nighty lads I'm a bit tired tbh and very full, bloody beer tbh
>>154692
Not yet lad she's not a thot we did do stuff but I don't wanna go into detail
>>154693
I like how you and Neo are like best friends now tbh
>>154694
oh it's back? Won't watch tonight anyway.
Could try doing it here also tbh
▶ f84982 (79) No.154699>>154700
>>154698
Night lad
>I like how you and Neo are like best friends now tbh
No we're not
>>154697
You're being really cagey, or at least you're hinting at things and then never saying what you actually mean.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154700
>>154699
I don't mean to be secretive, I guess I just assume everyone knows what I mean without being too explicit.
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154701>>154702 >>154703
Even imperium has been beguiled by it's ways. I only came for the movies, not the debauchery and sexual deviancy.
>>154698
Night lad.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154702>>154703 >>154704 >>154710
>>154701
She's not got anything on me lad I'm getting into her
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154703>>154706
>>154701
You make me sound like some eldritch horror lad smh.
>>154702
Oh my, that's the lewdest thing you've ever said to me.
▶ 02defc (33) No.154704>>154706
>>154698
>don't wanna go into full detail
dw lad, premature ejaculation happens to 1/4 boys
night tho
>>154702
Your aware of how that reads right?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154706>>154707
>>154704
>Your aware of how that reads right?
>>154703
>Oh my, that's the lewdest thing you've ever said to me.
no
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154707>>154708
>>154706
I-I don't mind lad.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154708>>154712
>>154707
STOP BEING A SLAG
▶ 063beb (1) No.154709>>154714
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154710>>154711
>>154702
>getting into her
You what? If it's a white woman, then it's shit tbh
▶ f84982 (79) No.154711
>>154710
White women are shit lad
▶ f84982 (79) No.154713>>154716
>>154712
You've gone too far this time
▶ 02defc (33) No.154714
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>>154709
Y O O O O O O OO O
▶ 161966 (28) No.154715>>154717
>>154712
>used to hate being called a slag
>now admits to being one
smh such a slag
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154716
>>154713
Aaaahhhh please don't hate me I like you.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154717>>154718 >>154720
>>154715
It's just our dynamic lad, I say something and he calls me a slag. You could call it our relationship.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154718>>154721
>>154717
It's not a dynamic, I genuinely want you to stop being a slag
▶ d6427c (44) No.154719
I still hate Question Time just as much as I ever did.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154720
>>154717
quick say something slaggy
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154721>>154722 >>154723
>>154718
And if I stopped being a slag how would you reward me?
▶ f84982 (79) No.154722>>154724 >>154725
>>154721
This is getting slaggy now
▶ d6427c (44) No.154723
>>154721
You're not being a slag at all. Don't listen to the bullies lass
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154724>>154725 >>154732
>>154722
Why can't you love me the way I am.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154725>>154732
>>154722
>>154724
Yeah, why can't you love her just the way she is
She's so adorable
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154726>>154727 >>154728 >>154828
>Want to start an esoteric Twitter
>Don’t want to be bullied by the Government
▶ d6427c (44) No.154727>>154735
>>154726
What kind of esoterism?
▶ 161966 (28) No.154728>>154729 >>154735
>>154726
Bullied how, lad?
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154729>>154731
>>154728
Chelsea Manning'd.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154730>>154784 >>154785 >>154786 >>154787 >>154789
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FRESH Jean-Francois Gariépy
▶ 161966 (28) No.154731
>>154729
Oh God no, don't make him post a lot of emojis
▶ f84982 (79) No.154732>>154733 >>154739
▶ d6427c (44) No.154733
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154734>>154736 >>154737
WW3 IMMINENT
Best Korea did it again even after the US threatened them.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41275614
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154735>>154738 >>154744 >>154767 >>154828
>>154727
A cross between traditional fortean topics and esoteric political philosophy I suppose. Idk, it all blends into itself.
>>154728
I don’t want to have to sit through a ‘totally voluntary conversation’ where a police officer badly recites random lines from his PREVENT training and tries to make me spend time with Saracens at some horrid community centre. I don’t want to be bullied.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154737>>154755
>>154734
Does he do as he pleases? I hope so.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154738>>154749 >>154767
>>154735
that was done because of a tweet? I wonder how safe you'd be behind an anonymous account with a VPN etc.
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154739>>154740 >>154748
>>154732
Well I love you for who you are unconditionally lad. I just hope you'll learn to like me too one day.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154740>>154741
>>154739
Are you trying to guilt trip me
▶ f84982 (79) No.154742>>154743
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154743>>154745
>>154742
Why are you doing this to me aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154744>>154749
>>154735
>A cross between traditional fortean topics and esoteric political philosophy I suppose. Idk, it all blends into itself.
If you make it confusing and humorous you'll get away with it
▶ f84982 (79) No.154745>>154756
▶ 161966 (28) No.154746>>154747
>It's an Imperium makes Neo moan episode
▶ f84982 (79) No.154747>>154755
▶ d6427c (44) No.154748>>154750
>>154739
>Well I love you for who you are unconditionally lad. I just hope you'll learn to like me too one day.
Wow, what a lovely thing to say.
Do you love me unconditionally too?
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154749>>154751
>>154738
I am increasingly convinced VPN’s don’t work, not in terms of keeping the Government’s eyes off of you anyway. I might be fine, probably would be. I would conceal myself behind the subject matter but…. If the government decide to bully, they bully.
>>154744
That’s what I am thinking. I half recall Bowden making a statement on the matter, something along the lines of being able to get away with anything in Britain so long as… something something.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154750>>154752 >>154754
>>154748
guess she only loves cute people unconditionally smh. No offence, lad
▶ 161966 (28) No.154751>>154753
>>154749
You could ask SA how he does it
▶ f84982 (79) No.154752
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154753>>154758
>>154751
I might, what are his sober hours?
▶ d6427c (44) No.154754
>>154750
Boss, I'm fucking gorgeous.
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154755>>154757 >>154768
>>154737
Definitely some sort of power struggle going on behind the scenes to warrant such a show of power by the Supreme Commander and his blatant disregard of outsiders.
>>154747
What happened to your love of chinky women lad? This is beneath you smh
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154756>>154759
>>154745
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154757>>154767
>>154755
>What happened to your love of chinky women lad? This is beneath you smh
I love chinky women lad
▶ 161966 (28) No.154758>>154768
>>154753
Dunno. Probably out drinking right now I bet. If he's in the thread he's there tbh
▶ f84982 (79) No.154759>>154762
>>154756
I don't know what you're trying to do, but it isn't going to work
▶ c628b8 (64) No.154760>>154761 >>154762 >>154764
Beddy byes now. Someone hold me please.
▶ 161966 (28) No.154762
>>154759
You're being a chad, lad. By denying and refusing her she just wants you more.
>>154760
Help you with what? Night lassie
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154763
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I like this Russian lass, she is joyfully largiloquent, or at least appears to be. I don't understand her. She could be horrible.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154764>>154765
>>154760
Come here for a big and totally not insincere hug!
▶ f84982 (79) No.154765>>154766
>>154764
who is that a recording of?
▶ d6427c (44) No.154766
>>154765
Dr. William Pearce
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154767>>154769 >>154770 >>154771
>>154735
>>154738
>done because of a tweet
As if that actually happens. My twitter account is nothing but preaching the virtues of Christian teaching and how others are being led astray by false prophets and progressivism. None of it is explicitly racist although it could be determined to be rather anti-semitic but that's only because they killed Jesus and reject his godhood. What sort of nonsense would one need to tweet to warrant such a response?
>>154757
So why are you lusting after something that isn't?
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154768
>>154758
Sometimes he gets snappy when he is drunk, I prefer to talk to him during the day before he starts imbibing.
>>154755
Part of me hopes he nukes several metropolitan areas and kills millions of people. If only to put an end to the ‘modern warfare’ meme.
▶ f84982 (79) No.154769>>154772
>>154767
>So why are you lusting after something that isn't?
I'm not lusting after neo
▶ d6427c (44) No.154770>>154772
>>154767
>So why are you lusting after something that isn't?
It's the other way round. Neo is hitting on him. He's rejecting her.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154771>>154772
>>154767
I am paranoid, lad. Well…….I have been repeatedly vindicated in many of my long held suspicions of what the surveillance state would become. Most of what I have feared has come to pass; perhaps I’d be a fool to expect the rest to happen.
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154772>>154774
>>154769
>not lusting after Neo
If you say so.
>>154770
He's merely playing hard to get.
>>154771
Could just be that the agent watching you doesn't care for you very much whereas the one watching over myself likes me.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154774>>154775
>>154772
>Could just be that the agent watching you doesn't care for you very much
Don’t be hurtful, lad.
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154775>>154776
I hope you're all in good shape to claim yourselves a decent comfort woman before the Chads take all the pretty lasses. We're hopefully going to war boys, there's no chance Trump would let Best Korea show him up like this, especially because the US top brass believe the previous test was indeed a hydrogen bomb.
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2017/sep/15/north-korea-launches-missile-over-japan-live-updates
>>154773
Night lad.
>>154774
Well if that's not the case then you were extra naughty.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154776>>154777
>>154775
>Well if that's not the case then you were extra naughty.
What do you mean? Nothing happened. I think you had the wrong end of the stick, laddo.
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154777>>154778 >>154780
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Best Korean missile apparently overshot Haikkodo by 2000km to the east and reached a height of 770km. I just want the apocalypse tbh, it's not too much to ask for.
>>154776
Your description of what happens to naughty boys led me to believe you'd suffered such a fate. Got to be careful on the twittersphere lest they do actually come for you.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154778>>154779 >>154781
>>154777
>Best Korean missile apparently overshot Haikkodo by 2000km
I don’t want Japan to be hit; they amongst the very least deserving of such.
>Your description of what happens to naughty boys led me to believe you'd suffered such a fate.
Oh I see. I was just referencing what has happened to a couple of the lads on /brit/.
▶ ed04e1 (28) No.154779
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154780
>>154777
wow it was almost a direct hit
▶ 1d9823 (9) No.154781>>154783
Goodnight.
>>154778
>least deserving
No one else around for a missile to be fired over though. The Japanese have to take one for the team.
▶ f2737f (2) No.154782>>154783
▶ 161966 (28) No.154783
▶ 161966 (28) No.154784>>154788
>>154730
This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh
▶ 161966 (28) No.154785>>154788
>>154730
This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh
LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE
▶ 161966 (28) No.154786>>154788
>>154730
This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh
LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE
▶ 161966 (28) No.154787>>154788
>>154730
This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh
LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE
▶ 161966 (28) No.154788
>>154784
>>154785
>>154786
>>154787
Look at the time of those posts, yet when I refreshed the page no post was there. Top fucking kek what's going on with the site?
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154789>>154790 >>154791
>>154730
You got a nice amount of (you)s for this he must be good
▶ 161966 (28) No.154790>>154793
>>154789
Top kek
>tfw I can't even see them as (You)s
smhhhhhhh
▶ 161966 (28) No.154791>>154793
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154793
>>154790
>>154791
smh hotwheels. Hey lad
>>154792
cute sausage-dolf
▶ d6427c (44) No.154794>>154795
Should all trans "people" be humanely executed for the good of the race?
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154795>>154796 >>154797
>>154794
depends how well they pass
▶ d6427c (44) No.154796
>>154795
inclined to agree
some of them are nice to look at
▶ 161966 (28) No.154797
>>154795
>tfw you realise you fail passing so you stop trying and go back to being a man or you pass and get to be a lass
This could work
▶ 161966 (28) No.154798>>154799 >>154800
smh why are you two up anyway you should have gone to bed when the board stopped working smh
▶ d6427c (44) No.154799
>>154798
Been keeping weird hours lately
▶ d6427c (44) No.154801>>154803
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154802>>154803
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154803>>154805
>>154801
>>154802
Dirty Dozen
it's a neat concept, Suicide Squad must have stolen the idea now I think about it, in that the state gets prisoners to do their dirty work for them with the reward of freedom
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154804
maybe a bunch of other films ran with that idea idk
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154805>>154806 >>154809
>>154803
>it's an old film episode
I wish I wasn't such an oldist smh
▶ d6427c (44) No.154806>>154809 >>154810
>>154805
Isn't it Film Friday tomorrow?
Nobody gives a shit anymore do they…
▶ d6427c (44) No.154808>>154824
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FRESH BASED SEXY CIVIC QT3.14
Don't care what's she's saying, just like looking at her
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154809>>154811 >>154828
>>154805
it's nice to escape the Hollyjew once in a while
>>154806
I was thinking about making a poal suggesting only films made by the nazis. we watched a couple a long time ago and they were okay. not sure how many have been translated though.
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154810>>154812
>>154806
It is but I got kind of tired of it because google drive is a fucking cunt when it comes to uploading videos, and people don't show up anymore which just makes it a lot of stuff to do for something that the majority of people won't even see.
▶ d6427c (44) No.154811
>>154809
Could try watching that Quite Earth film I fond on YouTube.
No need to encode anything then. It's a good film, but nobody will have heard of it so probably won't vote for it.
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154812>>154813
>>154810
maybe we should reduce to every 2 weeks
▶ d6427c (44) No.154813>>154817
>>154812
Could be a plan.
It's weird how it peaked, then suddenly dropped off to nothing. At one point we were even pulling in /brit/izens.
Then it all just went dead. And the poals always got trolled.
What happened?
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154814
for fuck's sake it's so late
▶ d6427c (44) No.154816
>>154815
Night boss, sweet dreams
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154817>>154818
>>154813
I couldn't say lad, might have over did it
>>154815
Goodnight lad
▶ d6427c (44) No.154818>>154819
>>154817
I added a fairly good copy of The Quiet Earth to the cytube list, so it's there if you want it.
I wouldn't mind watching it again. It's a comfy, thoughtful sci-fi, about a man that wakes up in a world where he is the only person left alive.
▶ 0d0c5c (13) No.154819
▶ a7c4bc (97) No.154820>>155162
Nah fuck going to sleep when I am up this late anyway. Any tips on how to stay awake for two days? I always fall asleep in the middle of the second day when I do this.
▶ ef23ca (13) No.154824
>>154808
she wears so much makeup though
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154826
>>154380
I knew I was right to keep one of these images rather than deleting all of them.
▶ 63524b (3) No.154827>>154828
>>154534
>tfw growing taller too
>it keeps happening
you release growth hormones when you restrict+exercise or some shit
maybe it's due to my age in any case I'm not complaining
▶ bca238 (39) No.154828>>154829
>dancing
I can do a mean highland reel or however it's called, went to my grandparent's dance group once wew
>>154663
F
>>154726
you on druid/pol/ lad? it seems to be a haven for esotericism these days tbh, post about stuff there
>>154735
you can just shut the door in their faces if they show up tbh, I should have done that from the beginning
>>154736
>no fancy photoshop so I can ensmallen his hair further like on spencer edits
>>154809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZJXGs8ZABQ
tbh
>>154827
>not remaining a qt midget
smh
▶ 63524b (3) No.154829>>154831
>>154828
taller height = lower bmi
▶ 3b58ae (15) No.154830>>154831
Neo you fat lazy cunt wake up and make a new thread
▶ bca238 (39) No.154831>>154838
>>154829
>not appreciating a bit of fat
the shorter a lass is the better it tends to distribute itself
smh I will go no further I must remain moral
>>154830
is one needed rn?
▶ 63524b (3) No.154838>>154839
>>154831
i shouldn't ask such immoral things as well but how small is 5'4?
besides it's ok we're both sexless anons behind monitors :^)
▶ bca238 (39) No.154839>>154842
>>154838
not that short tbh, feels about average even. >tfw no four foot gf
▶ bca238 (39) No.154842
>>154839
perfect normie height tbh
▶ d6427c (44) No.155162
>>154820
Drink lots of tea throughout the day.
But stop before the time reasonable bed time comes around. Then you'll just go out like a light.