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GAYCISTS >>>/OUT/

File: 4d0d7bec1dda0c8⋯.jpg (61.98 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, Okocim-Mocne-Dubeltowe-piw….jpg)

File: 153e66f5b4833d8⋯.gif (4.7 KB, 400x400, 1:1, zywiec_avatar.gif)

File: 33e341f86197fcd⋯.png (300.49 KB, 580x638, 10:11, 20170625_205940.png)

f45d63 No.154130

no links as too intoxicated tbqh

f45d63 No.154131

File: abdd28a674ecb89⋯.png (219.93 KB, 531x638, 531:638, 20170711_193718.png)

first for druids


98f2c2 No.154135

File: 5535cd522fe3d78⋯.jpg (222.66 KB, 760x402, 380:201, Chavdruid.jpg)

Based Druids Tbh


a7c4bc No.154136

>>154130

Thanks, lad

>slav beer

what's the difference?


f45d63 No.154137

>>154136

stronger and tastier tbf


98f2c2 No.154138

File: 36e1eb3ae83e3ee⋯.jpg (32.24 KB, 400x503, 400:503, chav.jpg)

>>154136

It's even lower class than ordinary beer.

Vanlad style


f45d63 No.154139

File: 497426782e33d91⋯.jpg (125.22 KB, 800x530, 80:53, 20170613_193021.jpg)


98f2c2 No.154140

File: 42334e917e3d476⋯.jpg (128.96 KB, 600x450, 4:3, CHAVpikey.jpg)

>>154139

Starting a scrap already?


f45d63 No.154141

A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side.

The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman.

Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his 
journey.

The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them.

Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?”

The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”


a7c4bc No.154142

>>154140

Xurious said it's not him, lad


f45d63 No.154143

>>154142

fair enough, someones impersonated him then.


fa840e No.154144

>neo didn't get to make a first post of lies

thank you


a7c4bc No.154145

>>154144

I could edit the post, lad. Don't tempt it


f17808 No.154146

File: d2495997de620b0⋯.webm (4.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gondola deep sea.webm)

They want your soul.


db7c6c No.154147

File: ddf76833fc47dbd⋯.png (300.35 KB, 370x388, 185:194, 2016-10-23_01-54-40.png)

>>>/pol/10599616

HOLY SHIT KEK

>/pol/ truly is this delusional

>they think they've doxed imperium poster

>they think imperiumposter is also the guy who spams cuck porn on every 4Cuck, 8Chan and reddit board

>they think that it's all just one man and that it can't possibly be multiple people

Why does /pol/ always do this? They think that the Harris poster is just one guy too

Their delusion never fails to impress me


bca238 No.154148

druids tbh

GOOD edition

morning lads


ef23ca No.154149

morning walk

key didnt work so i had to knock on the neighbours and climb over their fence


c628b8 No.154150


db7c6c No.154151

File: 2584fa21c014588⋯.png (326.42 KB, 1125x683, 1125:683, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7816b0722a864ca⋯.png (339.28 KB, 598x601, 598:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154150

Based (((Trump)))


e38a36 No.154152

>>154148

Morning lads


f84982 No.154153

>>154147

Jesus christ they're so autistic


f84982 No.154154

File: 7b7a9b917dc3311⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 416x500, 104:125, 7b7a9b917dc331170b24371790….jpg)

>>154152

>>154148

morning lads


db7c6c No.154155

File: 7f0a9eb8f5c26a4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 603.35 KB, 667x615, 667:615, 1465226886378.png)

>>154153

>>154154

They've got your dox now, lad, better just kill yourself while you can


f84982 No.154156

File: 9ed686ed172de0a⋯.jpg (356.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1501647129270.jpg)

>>154155

It can't just be multiple people with different reasons for posting it, it has to be one jewish person who is spending literally 24 hours a day 7 days a week shitposting because they're being paid for it


c628b8 No.154157

File: 0d3783b28d18354⋯.png (398.61 KB, 660x738, 110:123, thinking2.png)


f84982 No.154158


db7c6c No.154159

>>154156

No lad, it's impossible that there are actually MULTIPLE people who disagree with /pol/, they're all just one person, lad, can't you see? It's Joshua Goldberg, lad, I bet he's the Harris poster too.

>tfw /pol/ is just like the left when it comes to their ability to realise that people outside of their hugbox have different opinions than them

Who /basedcentrist/ here?


f84982 No.154160

File: 52c2e9f8455817a⋯.jpg (92.98 KB, 500x707, 500:707, DJeakhCX0Ac9FzW.jpg large.jpg)


4706c5 No.154161

>>154159

/pol/ are left wing on everything except race. All they want to do is destroy it's disgusting.


4706c5 No.154162

ANUS


c628b8 No.154163

File: d1965c0b5c433d5⋯.png (838 KB, 700x994, 50:71, 33920820_p0.png)

File: 9f9b0a8e205d4dc⋯.png (917.99 KB, 700x994, 50:71, 33920820_p1.png)

>>154158

N-nothing.

>>154160

This tbh.


f84982 No.154164

File: c8f74c998f55c36⋯.jpg (31.91 KB, 500x310, 50:31, c8f74c998f55c362293ea11141….jpg)

>>154163

>N-nothing.

Are you trying to say something


c628b8 No.154165

N-no, you just made me /think/.


c628b8 No.154166

File: fe814bb207054d0⋯.png (243.7 KB, 400x620, 20:31, awkward2.png)

*forgets to link the post*

I-I'm not nervous at all.

>>154164

>>154165


f84982 No.154167

File: 530add346442978⋯.jpg (38.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, DFmaM9jXkAIIdW9.jpg large.jpg)

>>154165

Say it


db7c6c No.154168

>>154166

Why are you nervous, lass?


f84982 No.154169

File: 1d9ec82768a6a8f⋯.jpg (49.85 KB, 636x358, 318:179, 1d9ec82768a6a8ff1f62971868….jpg)

>trump's cucking out on amnesty

Oh fuck off


ef23ca No.154170

>>154169

Styx has been saying he'd do this since before the election finished. Although Styx himself is actually in favour of it.


f84982 No.154171

>>154170

I was kind of expecting it when he didn't make any plans to actually build the wall, but I wasn't expecting the betrayal so quickly


c628b8 No.154172

>>154169

And /pol/ is too busy freaking out about Antarctic nazis to do anything about it.


4706c5 No.154173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>25:00

/BRIT/ BTFO


f84982 No.154174

File: 064f9d5ce82c894⋯.jpg (64.07 KB, 472x595, 472:595, 01.jpg)

>>154172

Look, they need to worry about esoteric autism because nobody else will


4706c5 No.154175

Hey guys fiewr;g ser;zb jstr hjisrhjizedgjp


c628b8 No.154176

>>154173

>youtube politics video over 10 minutes long

Why does he bother.

>>154174

Smh there's no helping these people.


4706c5 No.154177

>>154176

People who don't have low attention spans, autistes, enjoy it smh


ef23ca No.154178

Why did Lauren Southern recently age 10 years?

Hitting the wall REAL soon.


f84982 No.154179

>>154176

>Why does he bother.

Autists who are too lazy to read


a7c4bc No.154180

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


a7c4bc No.154181

>>154178

Ezra probably used some Jew magic on a voodoo doll smh

>>154176

He's comfy to listen to tbh


4706c5 No.154182

I am going to fist you all


db7c6c No.154183

>>154182

Good tbh


ef23ca No.154184

Was anyone on brit/pol/ ages ago when we memed about buying swords and bows and meeting at the old oak when the apocalypse happened.

I wonder if any dafties actually fell for it and bought that stuff.


a7c4bc No.154185

File: ac40f0e3469dfaf⋯.png (215.07 KB, 1300x620, 65:31, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154184

You have my tactical katana


4706c5 No.154186

>""""British"""" people who say "video games" instead of computer games


4706c5 No.154187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a7c4bc No.154188

>>154187

does he upload all his streams?


4706c5 No.154189

>>154188

Sometimes lass


a7c4bc No.154190

File: ba35a7167c9501c⋯.png (8 KB, 418x408, 209:204, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

>>154189

but I want to watch it but I don't want to watch it right now ahhhhhh

I think I saw him streaming late last night too but I don't see any video he's put up of it today ahhh


4706c5 No.154191

BEAST APES

>>154190

He will probably upload this one lass smh


a7c4bc No.154192

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>a few days without any real videos and suddenly you get bombarded with them

>I'll watch them all in a few hours and then have nothing to watch for days

MUMMYYYY

FRESH GERMAN FENCER THAT NEO IS ATTRACTED TO


a7c4bc No.154193

File: 382e25d45f0335b⋯.png (2.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

GIVE YOUR SUBS TO CIVIC FENCER YOU *FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK*

*doesn't post his video*


a7c4bc No.154194

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH MARK COLLETT


4706c5 No.154195

Does Sargon have a big black cock or a puny white one?


4706c5 No.154196

Environment is not the CAUSE of evolution Sargon.


a7c4bc No.154197

>>154192

>It's an American visitor talks about how normal it's to be attacked by niggers(doesn't say their race but it's obvious)

Doesn't even seem like he thinks there's anything wrong with being attacked with fists and knives.

"Boys will be boys", right?


a7c4bc No.154198

>>154195

it's tiny but black.

the worst of both worlds smh


4706c5 No.154199

>>154198

i would still suck it and erase my genes tbh

>>154197

Wew smh


4706c5 No.154200

SAUSAGES


a7c4bc No.154201

File: 10c2aa0cacd6fc2⋯.png (274.07 KB, 306x403, 306:403, ClipboardImage.png)

50% MORE RAPES IN BAVARIA

WHO COULD BE CAUSING THIS

https://www.merkur.de/bayern/fast-50-prozent-mehr-vergewaltigungen-herrmanns-schock-zahlen-8678791.html

>Die Anzahl der verübten Vergewaltigungen ist in den ersten sechs Monaten des Jahres angestiegen. Über die Gründe kann derzeit nur spekuliert werden.

The number of commited rapes rose in the last 6 months. The reasons are still subject to speculation.

>Die Gründe für die Steigerung der Gesamtzahl seien zunächst unklar: „Unsere Polizeiexperten arbeiten derzeit an einer detaillierten Analyse“, sagte Herrmann.

The reasons for the rise of the total number is unclear. "Our police experts are working on a detailled analysis" said Herrmann.


a7c4bc No.154202

File: 0082284c8c90d5c⋯.png (163.75 KB, 1344x524, 336:131, ClipboardImage.png)

Humpfy Drumpfy


a7c4bc No.154203

File: dd10cf177896ea8⋯.png (481.17 KB, 418x745, 418:745, ClipboardImage.png)

*steps on her*


c628b8 No.154204

File: 1966d8e7172f1ab⋯.png (199.28 KB, 430x430, 1:1, 0b7190c309c634378feff84ed4….png)

>>154202

>Does anybody really want to make America white again?

FUTURE DOCTORS AND ROCKET SCIENTISTS

ECONOMIC BOOST

NET BENEFIT


f84982 No.154205

File: 528bae82c980ef0⋯.jpg (97.18 KB, 1024x560, 64:35, DJlAB3TW0AAD7_n.jpg large.jpg)


a7c4bc No.154206

File: 6be604995b3f10b⋯.png (35.11 KB, 860x170, 86:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154204

got to take care of the fastest growing group of consumers, lass

>>154205

That thing on the left is Jewish, isn't it?


f84982 No.154207

File: 0db7db9e74785ec⋯.jpg (511.67 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, DEcjVkPUQAAzI6w.jpg large.jpg)

>>154206

Probably, but I think it's part of the joke


4706c5 No.154208

File: 60e9515df8072e1⋯.png (167.55 KB, 580x563, 580:563, WhiteLassPepe.png)

>mfw big black dogs


1251d0 No.154209

>>154196

wrong, environmental radiative dna mutation is the cause


4706c5 No.154210

>>154209

Wrong, environment ensures the survival and selective breeding of traits which have only minimal input by environmental factors but otherwise are cause by randomised genetic mutations which otherwise may be considered defects.


3b58ae No.154211

File: 96c55cc7ed86482⋯.jpg (132.18 KB, 1080x1029, 360:343, 1505389994168.jpg)


a7c4bc No.154212

File: 459294200d841ad⋯.jpg (2.6 KB, 125x99, 125:99, 1486821895230.jpg)

>It's a mummy shouting at the cat but she's really shouting at me episode

She'll never stop dong it


db7c6c No.154213

>it's a BBK is doing the thing where he pretends to be a chronic shitposter but then baits you into a discussion and turns out to be a smart boy episode


c628b8 No.154214

File: 3168ccc035099ea⋯.png (283.69 KB, 400x509, 400:509, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ad4233a4727fe53⋯.png (337.87 KB, 640x476, 160:119, ad4233a4727fe53003bc811c0f….png)

I just paid Blizzard £24 for a hot air balloon.


a7c4bc No.154215

>>154214

Top kek. What's that? Something for the pet minigame or a mount?


3b58ae No.154216

File: b22b7b53400a20c⋯.jpg (22.72 KB, 240x354, 40:59, 1505392656998.jpg)

>>154214

>playing WoW post WotLK


a7c4bc No.154217

>lost all my WoW pics when my other computer died

smhhhh


c628b8 No.154218

File: 08ea14a948dac2f⋯.jpg (31.29 KB, 308x326, 154:163, 08ea14a948dac2fe3c7104495e….jpg)

>>154215

It's a mount reward from the Blizzcon virtual ticket. It has a passenger seat as well. Imagine all the useless shit I would buy if I had an income aaaaaaaahhhh.

>>154216

I have my reasons don't judge me.


f84982 No.154219

>>154214

What the fuck lass


a7c4bc No.154220

>>154218

We bully players who buy shit like this, lass…

>I have my reasons don't judge me.

Oh God you're on an ERP server


f84982 No.154221

>>>/pol/10603092

>>>/pol/10603083

The dafties are back


c628b8 No.154222

>>154220

Y-yeah.

>>154221

>ever doubting the GOD EMPEROR even when he let's 800,000 brown people stay after breaking the law so that they can also grant residency to their families and bring an additional 4+million brown people into the country to make white people poorer and vote against their interests


a7c4bc No.154223

File: 3bd5d045c968220⋯.png (249.1 KB, 290x450, 29:45, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn be a heal slut again


f84982 No.154224

>>154222

>Y-yeah.

You're acting awfully strange today

>>ever doubting the GOD EMPEROR even when he let's 800,000 brown people stay after breaking the law so that they can also grant residency to their families and bring an additional 4+million brown people into the country to make white people poorer and vote against their interests

Yeah, the only people doubting EMPEROR TRUMP are d&c hafu shills


3b58ae No.154225

File: c50afe006182846⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 232x351, 232:351, 1505380687519.jpg)

>>154218

>I have my reasons don't judge me.

>It's a mount reward from the Blizzcon virtual ticket.

So you've a ton of money on WoW and leaving would feel like a waste?

You're not helping yourself by buying more PNGs


a7c4bc No.154226

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>154222

>Y-yeah.


c628b8 No.154227

>>154225

No, I could quit the game if all my friends left and I stopped having fun.

>>154226

DON'T JUDGE ME


db7c6c No.154228

>>154227

* judges you *

Bored tbh lads


1251d0 No.154229

>>154210

thats natural selection not evolution lass, kek.


a7c4bc No.154230

File: e87c6c309f76ef6⋯.png (721.19 KB, 799x362, 799:362, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154227

>DON'T JUDGE ME

You should have denied it, lass…


f84982 No.154231

>there are people that actually played WoW here


4706c5 No.154232

>>154229

Natural selection is the machinery of evolution. If the genetic mutations aren't selected by the group as being beneficial then the group does not evolve. Evolution is a term applied to the entire process.


db7c6c No.154233

>tfw want to kill myself


f84982 No.154234

File: 5bf842a9eb6bb90⋯.jpg (87.3 KB, 1096x921, 1096:921, DEhm2DsXUAM9-cj.jpg large.jpg)

>>154233

Get a chinky gf instead lad.


3b58ae No.154235

File: af36a5749583845⋯.jpg (92.32 KB, 648x800, 81:100, 1505373268097.jpg)

>>154227

>I stopped having fun.

Can you even world PVP in WoW anymore? Is it really fun just doing daily quests?

Blizz sucked all of the fun out of WoW.

>Friends

Are they really your friends though?

>>154231

>He doesn't know what it's like being max level going around the world ganking low levels and making their lives hell


db7c6c No.154236

>>154234

I already have one, lad, I'm just bored as fuck is all


a7c4bc No.154237

>>154233

You stream yourself killing yourself, just go on a rampage to Scotland first though

>>154234

God look at that face

>>154235

>tfw hate change

>tfw WoW kept changing


3b58ae No.154238

File: 5515133fdcbd359⋯.jpg (54.53 KB, 710x532, 355:266, BigRodge.jpg)

>>154234

>wanting this for a son


db7c6c No.154239

>>154237

After Edinburgh, Glasgow, Edinburgh… Er, Glasgow


e492c1 No.154240

File: d62f9e24b6f8447⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1080x774, 60:43, ClipboardImage.png)

imperium


a7c4bc No.154241

>>154240

bbrrappp


3b58ae No.154242

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>people actually give money to Blizzard

smdh


a7c4bc No.154243

File: 91a3d744bf7e365⋯.png (1.15 MB, 882x953, 882:953, ClipboardImage.png)


009b2f No.154244

>>154201

> The reasons are still subject to speculation.

>import half the third world

>number of rapes increase

It's a fucking mystery


4706c5 No.154245

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a7c4bc No.154246

>>154173

ahhhhhhhh


c628b8 No.154247

>>154230

I miss that addon, they stopped updating it I think. The new RP addons aren't nearly as simplistic.

>>154235

Daily quests are boring so if that was all I was doing I would give up.

>Are they really your friends though?

I've known them years longer than any of you tbh.

>>154243

You have a lot of these smh.


a7c4bc No.154248

File: b8eebe19121b6af⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1024x682, 512:341, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no cool redcoats wearing armour

smh


a7c4bc No.154249

>>154247

>You have a lot of these smh.

Google didn't yield as many as I would have liked tbh smh

>I miss that addon, they stopped updating it I think. The new RP addons aren't nearly as simplistic.

didn't know it was an addon. What does it do?


ef23ca No.154250

>>154195

I remember when he spammed his own followers with tons of interracial and cuckold porn.

>>154207

>>154206

That's InuitInua.

She's white, but part Inuit I think, hence the name.

I deleted all my pics of her along with all my waifus except Scully. I know she is pregnant and may have had it by now.

She is a nice lady and even added me on Steam once. I talked to her twice.

She's objectively not that attractive. A 6/10. But she has amazing tits and can indeed become very sexy when she wants to. Depends on the pic.


a7c4bc No.154251

File: 4a5451003583547⋯.png (1.3 MB, 772x1200, 193:300, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154250

She makes me think of Laci Green


c628b8 No.154252

>>154249

I just added a tab on the character panel where you could enter a name, physical description, background etc. The addons have gotten a lot bigger and more bloated since then.

>>154251

Are Inuits imperium?


a7c4bc No.154253

File: ce58d63247b05ca⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Yeah give me that vagina face look


a7c4bc No.154254

File: 6d8825af7b89124⋯.png (4.09 MB, 1920x1544, 240:193, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154252

>I just added a tab on the character panel where you could enter a name, physical description, background etc. The addons have gotten a lot bigger and more bloated since then.

The more the better, right?

>Are Inuits imperium?

Yeah


3b58ae No.154255

File: 017f369edb674c8⋯.jpg (5.84 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1505341075125s.jpg)

>remember farming 5k gold for my wow gf for her birthday so she could buy epic flying training

>she removed and blocked me shortly after


db7c6c No.154256

>>154254

>inuit

No lad, not all inuit are imperium. Eskimos are imperium though.


a7c4bc No.154257

>>154255

smh.

>tfw flirted with a girl and really sucked up to her and gave her gold n shieet

God I was pathetic. I should have just /e beats you up and /e rapes you. Lasses love that smh

>>154256

aren't they all mongoloids?


c628b8 No.154258

>>154254

Some people, especially ERPers, like having a million buttons and text boxes of info and being able to scan the whole zone for other available people so they use TRP, but I don't like having all that stuff on my screen I use MRP which is more stripped down and doesn't get in the way.

>>154256

Greenlanders are imperium tbh.


a7c4bc No.154259

>>154258

I just imagined a really thirsty ERPer swooping down on innocent low levels in a mount he bought for £100. Kek


bca238 No.154260

File: 4a67d2f730a0cc4⋯.png (1.16 MB, 718x1080, 359:540, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154248

late 15th/early 16th century

men at arms using handcannons during the wars of the roses


ef23ca No.154261

File: a2f78c2888c36f5⋯.jpg (82.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rust-cohle-cigarette.jpg)

>When you see a character in a film or show and you immediately think "Wow, he's just like me".


3b58ae No.154262

File: b232809c5d0d57d⋯.jpg (386.31 KB, 2200x1464, 275:183, Sicario.jpg)

>>154261

iktf bro


ef23ca No.154263

File: 78c5f9a322f8693⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 522x390, 87:65, 78c5f9a322f869336a23166b58….jpg)


c628b8 No.154264

>it's a /brit/ bullies 22st's art episode

Smh.


a7c4bc No.154265

File: 0b7b80210d265be⋯.png (5.42 MB, 1725x2159, 1725:2159, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154260

aesthetic lad


326347 No.154266

>>154264

>implying he should be posting it at all

Keep the faggotry confined to /newbrit/.


db7c6c No.154267

>>154257

>aren't they all mongoloids?

No, lots of them are Turkic, especially the ones in Asia


a7c4bc No.154268

File: dff7541d5821028⋯.png (2.4 MB, 2048x1367, 2048:1367, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154261

kek

>>154264

smh. Why are they so afraid of thicc Pepes?


a7c4bc No.154269

>>154267

Oh, I thought they were a racial group


a7c4bc No.154270

>>154268

>tfw you're an officer but your sword is smaller than that of your soldiers

smh cucked


db7c6c No.154271

>>154269

No, inuit just refers to Arctic peoples in general

Eskimo refers to the oriental peoples of North America


3b58ae No.154272

File: 033e5f7ed7a545b⋯.png (195.05 KB, 316x313, 316:313, 1505382850466.png)

>cant get a gf

>have enough money for a sex doll

>cant get one because i still at home with parents

I'm in a perpetual hell.


a7c4bc No.154273

>>154272

why would you even consider getting one, lad. They're as lifeless as imperium smh.


a7c4bc No.154274

time to be forced to spend some time with family smh


bca238 No.154275

File: 3b929ce877a9eab⋯.png (1.2 MB, 889x643, 889:643, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154265

pikemen in the new model army also used armour if they or their commander could afford it

also cuirassier regiments in active service up until the napoleonic wars

plenty of red and armoured lads about


f84982 No.154276

File: c0248a7fb533a28⋯.jpg (72.15 KB, 1077x720, 359:240, DEhm0oBXoAAaDt9.jpg large.jpg)


2c1f71 No.154277

File: f504efd977f6665⋯.jpg (15.59 KB, 300x223, 300:223, Cute Couple.jpg)

can't nap roo dad is painting muh window

>>154147

wew

I wonder how bad things can still get lmao

>>154150

based Drumpf

>>154160

>>154163

>appreciation of prequelkino

That's what I like to see


bca238 No.154278

>>154277

>not painting it yourself

*spends the afternoon assembling furniture*

>final screws slightly too long and the donuts too small so the middle support fits on the bed are loose

s m h


bca238 No.154279

>tea tastes a bit off

it's either the limescale or the organic milk going off

my tongue feels funny


2c1f71 No.154280

>>154278

He started while I was out and said he didn't want me 'getting in the way' smh


f84982 No.154281

File: 095f33bc6a97140⋯.jpg (143.85 KB, 1147x1606, 1147:1606, DJosoZBXgAAYlHI.jpg large.jpg)


2c1f71 No.154282

File: b2c5b01913b2d6e⋯.png (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, it's sad, so sad.png)

>it's a nobody's here episode

smh I have a date soon and I have nothing to do until then, entertain me lads


f84982 No.154283

>>154282

Who's your date with? The one that looks like Arelass or 50 year old ara ara


2c1f71 No.154284

File: 27800508bc66e8b⋯.jpg (126.06 KB, 600x881, 600:881, shy girl.jpg)

>>154283

arelass tbh

she's very shy and cute, Spanish lass keeps flirting with me but I couldn't say no to the other lass, she asked me out in a really cute way


f84982 No.154285

File: 32944f06d4c938e⋯.jpg (53.67 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DEkcRxVXYAA1ywS.jpg large.jpg)

>>154284

Have fun lad

How did she ask you out


3b58ae No.154286

File: 7002c783db2baec⋯.gif (839.16 KB, 500x650, 10:13, 1505372505147.gif)

>>154285

how do i get a chinky gf?

asking 4 a friend of mine


c628b8 No.154287

File: a078b2e3a4411f5⋯.png (493.61 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __tenma_gabriel_white_gabr….png)

>>154284

I'm almost disappointed that you passed on the oedipal fuckmummy.


2c1f71 No.154288

File: abea0ed12c78e4a⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 540x257, 540:257, Ep 2 - Courtly Love (2).jpg)

>>154285

Thanks lad, I should go now actually

If you want to know

>we're doing some exercises in class, have to ask the other person in German what they do at certain times during the week

>arelass has moved next to me today so she is my partner (normally it's Spanish lass)

>she asks me in German what I'm doing this evening

>I respond with some meme answer

>In English: "I'm serious what are you doing this evening?"

idk just found it cute

>>154287

and why is that


f84982 No.154289

>>154288

No it is cute.

Have fun lad.

>>154287

*adds to list*


4706c5 No.154290

*Nearly uploads black pepe instead of dissertation*

wew


c628b8 No.154291

>>154288

I dunno it seemed more unusual and therefore interesting. I wanted to study that relationship and see how it worked.

>>154289

Aaaahhh.


a7c4bc No.154292

>>154275

handsome lads. I guess the pros started outweighing the cons smh. Just think armour could be pretty intimidating if you were to charge an unarmoured line

>>154284

Daftie?


f84982 No.154293

>>154292

>Daftie?

Arelass is a lass that looks like daftie but isn't daftie


a7c4bc No.154294

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>two Civic Fencer episodes in one day

AHHHHHHHHHHHH LITERAL HAPPY TEARS

>>154293

Never heard of her, #NotMyLass #Herts&DaftieOTP


f84982 No.154295

>>154294

>Never heard of her, #NotMyLass #Herts&DaftieOTP

Herts needs the help to get over Diana

I encourage him getting together with white """women""" for this purpose


a7c4bc No.154296

>>154295

Daftie is white, lad


f84982 No.154297

>>154296

That's what I said


bca238 No.154298

File: c209b97bb341ecc⋯.png (479.94 KB, 620x413, 620:413, binjamin HD.png)

is that "looks like daftie" as in chubby shorty or dafty as in midget skeleton

>>154292

probably part of the reasoning for retaining cuirassiers through the 18th and some of the 19th centure tbh

foot wearing armour and attacking other foot is a bit of a shite matchup but it did put the willies up the more easily frightened conscripts, eg fighting the indians still using chain maille, plate , swords and shields etc

doesn't stop them from being shot to pieces before reaching melee though, armour just made them slower by then


1bf1b1 No.154299

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bca238 No.154300

File: fb95b392d923348⋯.png (1.14 MB, 736x981, 736:981, ClipboardImage.png)

>praying 2 shiva when white devils invade your land and grow massive hedges all over it


a7c4bc No.154301

>>154300

We grew massive hedges all over it?

>>154298

>foot wearing armour and attacking other foot is a bit of a shite matchup

>doesn't stop them from being shot to pieces before reaching melee though, armour just made them slower by then

ahhhh but armour is so cool


bca238 No.154302

File: 580394b12eaf078⋯.png (65.01 KB, 236x251, 236:251, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154301

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Customs_Line

the heaviest steel armour could still stop bullets…. at maximum range after the ball had expended most of it's force


d3c6b2 No.154303

>>154272

>what is a PO box


a7c4bc No.154304

>>154302

smh why didn't the Romans build one of of these to keep the Scots out

>the heaviest steel armour could still stop bullets…. at maximum range after the ball had expended most of it's force

Going to have some magic in my future book I will definitely write one day that makes armour worthwhile smhh


1bf1b1 No.154305

>>154303

arn't they expensive?


bca238 No.154306

>>154304

you could have something like the forging techniques of the early 20th century being discovered in the early 19th, that make of steel would certainly be bulletproof, versus lead balls. no idea about how that would effect weight and look though tbh


7104ec No.154307

>>154305

not in relation to a 6 grand sex doll


4706c5 No.154308

>>154272

Get a real girl


1bf1b1 No.154309

>>154307

fair point, hows it going lad?


4706c5 No.154310

File: c9630fa21e9bd55⋯.png (740.38 KB, 880x1360, 11:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154304

Don't forget to make it a thinly veiled auto biography lass this book is real btw


4706c5 No.154311

LET ME PULL ON YOUR FUUCKING PIGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS


7104ec No.154312

>>154309

8/10 thanks lass, too busy though smh. how are you?


4706c5 No.154313

I'm going to slit your fucking throat you stupid bitch. I'll fucking torture you to death while that fucking woman watches. See what fucking happens your disgusting rat.


7104ec No.154314

wessex that indian salt hedge is some interesting shit


bca238 No.154315

>>154314

yeah it's cool af

>ywn grow the Great Hedge of Britain to keep all of the wogs out

I want to get into hedge laying tbh, might be some call around here for it, during winter


4706c5 No.154316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm going to sit that fucking slut down and make her play Fallout: NV and then Fallout 4 and compare them in a video and also I will slit her fucking throat and shit down the slit then pull out her teeth in her last moments of fucking consciousness


1e3b97 No.154317

>>154182

I will fist you with my sports wrist watch.


f2737f No.154318

>>154282

you in london lad?


a7c4bc No.154319

>>154310

Top fucking kek. Certainly he wrote it like that to be funny, r-right?

Have to say I've fantasised about having my revenge on the bullies myself tbh ngl smh

I'll include my thicc pink mast in the book too somehow smh


4706c5 No.154320

File: 01a419804832302⋯.png (23.21 KB, 641x530, 641:530, GlassesPepe2.png)

>>154319

>I'll include my thicc pink mast in the book too somehow smh


a7c4bc No.154321

>>154320

y-you know what I'm referencing, right, lad?


4706c5 No.154322


7104ec No.154323

>>154315

hedge-laying is a fine and sadly fading skill tbf

>tfw there will be a nicely tended bullock/double stake hedge around the druidhall

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedge_laying


4706c5 No.154324

>>154321

n-no lass


a7c4bc No.154325

File: 4dbedbe005fa789⋯.png (395.93 KB, 600x568, 75:71, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1956b27f2dc0e9a⋯.png (231.13 KB, 446x273, 446:273, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154324

>>154322

FAT. PINK. MAST

He's admitted this is his self-insert character


1e3b97 No.154326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Also the big drama show is coming between Ginger Mexican and Slavimperium.

Anyone watching?


a7c4bc No.154327

File: bbef948b7bff79a⋯.png (135.06 KB, 600x315, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw too low IQ to get through a hedge


4706c5 No.154328

File: 7986ac43f42016b⋯.gif (2.5 MB, 500x281, 500:281, wonderousnightskypepe.gif)

>>154325

Such literary mastery!


4706c5 No.154329

File: 055737ffa6d85ad⋯.png (821.99 KB, 1293x900, 431:300, laugh-translations.png)

>>154327

Such a wonderful example of British HEDGEMONY!


3b58ae No.154330

File: e5c03bc416d513b⋯.jpg (28.26 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 1505387705648.jpg)


a7c4bc No.154331

>>154328

You're just jealous, lad…

>>154329

made me laff, lad actually I just kind of smiled for half a second


bca238 No.154332

>>154323

I see a big future for it in the warlord era tbh, self repairing walls easier to set up than extensive earthworks or masonry sound like something very useful to know about

>>154325

wish the big fat jew would just have a heart attack already smh

>>154327

it's so stupid smh, it was there to stop smuggling and give legitimate pajeet traders more business, therefor the empire more taxes

another case of searching for some history to pervert and blame whitey with smh

>>154329

>>154331

tbh


4706c5 No.154333

What would you lasses do if it turned out I was actually Peter Hitchens?


a7c4bc No.154334

>>154333

Wouldn't be surprised given your love for the BBC tbh


7104ec No.154335

>>154333

masonic hitchen trips confirm


1e3b97 No.154336

If I move to another country I will grow up.


3b58ae No.154337

File: a81caf452ddf8ca⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 895x1145, 179:229, 1505373704325.jpg)

Damn, Neo looks like THAT!?


a7c4bc No.154338

>>154337

don't know if her nips are that puffy tbh

>>154336

Would you survive?


1e3b97 No.154339

>>154338

Yeah, I'm okay for cash and a shy guy.


a7c4bc No.154340

>>154339

You'd be a NEET?


c628b8 No.154341

>>154337

N-no.

>>154338

They have been quite sensitive lately tbf. I spent the morning with them sticking out of my top.


7104ec No.154342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>traumatik pulls an icke

ok i like him again now


a7c4bc No.154343

File: 3397357b38251e0⋯.png (427.66 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1478728260012.png)

>>154341

>constantly arouses and sensitive nips

W-what's going on?


1e3b97 No.154344

>>154340

Yep, not travelling, just having a gf and eating new foods I guess.


f84982 No.154345

>it's a neo is a slag episode


1bf1b1 No.154347

>>154312

Not a great day tbh, and now 8chan isnt letting me fucking post


7104ec No.154348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154347

why not lad?


f84982 No.154349

File: b63616d6952b15b⋯.png (240.88 KB, 354x539, 354:539, b63616d6952b15b97d7eba79f2….png)


c628b8 No.154350

File: 66662472b3ba62c⋯.png (246.77 KB, 1020x360, 17:6, manga06.png)

>>154343

I-I don't know, maybe it's the workouts getting me going. Speaking of which I haven't done mine today yet so I'll go do that now before I get anymore distracted.


a7c4bc No.154351

>>154350

Don't know about that, think workouts had the opposite effect for me.


1bf1b1 No.154352

File: 698946e25b797a6⋯.mp4 (502.86 KB, 640x360, 16:9, crashing plane pepe.mp4)

>>154348

my social anxiety is worse then ever, the bus is really busy now and it sucks now (my freinds arnt even getting it anymore), i'm always tired, i tried to make dinner but i fucked it up, my bus pass failed so i spent a retarded amount on bus fair, like a lass i cant get with,dont feel comfortable when around to many people, found out i have shit to do for tomorrow and i cant be arsed to do it, i'm out of money so i cant get life suppliments. lad it's just not a great time tbh


ef23ca No.154353

File: 49fa315fcf8ad6e⋯.jpg (64.15 KB, 1119x857, 1119:857, 1471227426284.jpg)

>tfw will never get to be a cool and edgy detective who doesn't play by the rules but the chief tolerates me anyway because I always get results


db7c6c No.154354

File: d5cb66101cc0e58⋯.jpg (76.44 KB, 480x454, 240:227, 1480688605574.jpg)

>tummy really hurts

>eye constantly twitching

Am I going to die, lasses?


a7c4bc No.154355

>>154354

doubt it. Had my eye twitching now and then for a really long time(years probably) Finally stopped though


1bf1b1 No.154356

>>154354

how long has it been happening?


1e3b97 No.154357

>>154353

you can rp that here with us, lad.


db7c6c No.154358

>>154356

Couple hours


a7c4bc No.154359

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Damn his voice changed

>>154352

from a good day the other day to a shit day now smh


1bf1b1 No.154360

>>154358

wait for a couple hours straight?


db7c6c No.154361


1bf1b1 No.154362

>>154359

he seems more like a human then a god here tbh


1bf1b1 No.154363

>>154361

well that's concerning


a7c4bc No.154364

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nigeboi soon


bca238 No.154365

File: 5affa755b9d3b53⋯.png (1.25 MB, 900x900, 1:1, eyepull.png)

>>154354

>>154355

I have a pretty severe eye twitch, in reaction to excessive anger I'm pretty sure

maybe it'll clear up if you ignore current events for a while and avoid diverse areas

not just got an empty stomach lad?

got near constant pangs now from based starvation diet, not losing any weight yet though smh


e38a36 No.154366

>>154365

>starvation diet

Wew lad, why not just cut your calories and start lifting? You build muscle and lose weight, two birds with one stone tbh


4706c5 No.154367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This song has been pissing me off all day.


80c815 No.154368

File: f4d587cc775fdc2⋯.jpg (130.93 KB, 960x904, 120:113, 20170614_230449.jpg)

>>154352

bloody heck lad that sounds rubbish tbf


ef23ca No.154369

File: df2633f60bb5c26⋯.png (726.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-14-18h34m5….png)

File: 23d35a2b6ef4d44⋯.png (588.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-14-18h45m3….png)

File: cec9fc0510f8d59⋯.png (735.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-14-18h48m0….png)

File: bf8e69d1622c4a0⋯.png (724.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-14-18h49m0….png)

File: aa5bd89454d6ef8⋯.png (688.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-14-18h49m3….png)

Decided to rewatch X-Files. Gonna take so many pics. This is just a few.

Using VLC and all I gotta do is hit Shift+S and it saves a png of the video. Before I'd use Baka mplayer as it has handy hotkeys for going back and forth frame by frame, so I'd get to a good pic, then pause, then go frame by frame to get the right bit.

But with VLC I'll take a shotgun approach and just hit Shift+S a bunch of times when I'm at a spot where there's a good picture, and keep my hand on it at all times to snap pics quickly.

Should get lots more good pics, and quicker this way. Bunch of shit ones too and ones taken at the wrong time, but I'll go through after and clear out the bad ones.


4706c5 No.154370

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>>154352

I would be your mate if you weren't far away lass


ef23ca No.154371

>>154357

I can't. I'm not clever enough for intelligent roleplay like that. I wouldn't even know what to post or be able to come up with storylines.

I can do autistic posting about mummy and waifus or the usual memes like Star Wars prequel stuff or CIA, but that's about it.


e38a36 No.154372

>>154367

I'm not surprised, it's a shit song


1e3b97 No.154373

>>154371

Can you do Stargate?


1bf1b1 No.154374

>>154368

ngl it could be better


ef23ca No.154375

>>154373

Never seen it.


1bf1b1 No.154376

>>154359

i guess it balences itself out lad

>>154370

thanks lass


3b58ae No.154377

File: 845e50defe2e5dc⋯.jpg (72.3 KB, 517x595, 517:595, 1505402123982.jpg)

is Nonsummerjack imperium?


f84982 No.154378

File: f55122974385ce6⋯.jpg (131.7 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, DEIIrpXV0AANGP9.jpg large.jpg)


bca238 No.154379

File: 82031686bdb06a7⋯.png (134.04 KB, 310x271, 310:271, Ancient Ancients.png)

>>154366

that's what I'm doing lad, been eating in excess for a while so it feels worse than it should.

>>154373

I can

I move for watching every piece of stargate media in chronological order as according to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5T6bk5bS9LDaIVXR55-agOd_FYgTN0TZcpZDfvnMg4/pub?output=html for Media Month tbh


ef23ca No.154380


bca238 No.154381

File: a20c270ed04e2b1⋯.png (74.28 KB, 236x196, 59:49, O'Neil Autist.png)

groundhog day tbh


a7c4bc No.154382

File: 2a8036d18d77f35⋯.png (87.29 KB, 750x408, 125:68, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154380

night lass


71af67 No.154383

>>154365

why are you trying to lose weight? also describe what you do.


bca238 No.154384

File: f9fbdab8b3e2c88⋯.png (805.74 KB, 1399x1020, 1399:1020, O'Neil really quite angry.png)

mfw no complete and chronologically ordered streaming site for the entire stargate series


f84982 No.154385

>>154380

night lad


c628b8 No.154386

File: e946970bc7513f4⋯.png (394.56 KB, 830x660, 83:66, angry7.png)

>close the window for privacy during my workout

>it's too warm when I'm finished so I open it again

>there's no fresh air outside, only acrid smoke

Fucking neighbors burning shit again.


a7c4bc No.154387

>>154386

Are they sacrificing things to their gods?


02defc No.154388

>>154354

My eye twitches when I'm running on sub par sleep. Stomach issue likely unrelated, you'll die another day lad.


c628b8 No.154389

>>154387

They're sacrificing their grass clippings to the god of gardening. They mow all day almost every day and then burn everything in the evening.


bca238 No.154390

File: 9694cab79b7d1cb⋯.png (319.47 KB, 631x355, 631:355, Dogs are my favourite peop….png)

>>154383

because I'm BIG

just cut my consumption by half, maybe more. used to have a couple slices of toast for breakfast, whole sandwich and crisps for breakfast, a big dinner, snacks through the day etc.

now I have one piece of toast or a bowl of porridge in the morning, half a sandwich for lunch, a dinner, and an apple as a snack. concerned about water intake though, tea and coffee have their downsides and drinking basically pure sugar OJ and apple juice ain't good. Going to pick up a filter jug tomorrow or smth smh

also, regular exercise routine and hiking


71af67 No.154391

>>154389

why do people even feel the need to cut grass smh

i understand if it's your lawn actually but i see people just mowing the grass in the park for no reason


4706c5 No.154392

>>154391

Daftie confirmed for not shaving her pubes

I bet Herts felt like he was getting a blowie from Brian Blessed


c628b8 No.154393

>>154391

The main benefit for me is that the short grass doesn't get my shoes and legs wet when it rains. My neighbors seem to do it out of habit though, they're hard working rural boomers who can't stand sitting still.


a7c4bc No.154394

>>154389

Why wouldn't they save it for compost?


71af67 No.154395

>>154390

>BIG

sorry to hear that, I'm sure you still a beaty.

sounds gud. idk i need your stats to be able to tell. remember it's not actually starving, you choose not to eat, that's what a fast is.

just eat veggies, they are incredibly dense while having really low amount of cals. and i know you said counting calories is autistic but if your aim is weightloss that's what you gotta do from now on. if that toast is still 100 calories you should eat an egg instead. weightloss is just cals in cals out. but I'm sure to you it isn't new.


f84982 No.154396

File: 7231f9a8a5994f1⋯.jpg (105.51 KB, 749x703, 749:703, CzZwjTkUkAArTJZ.jpg large.jpg)

>>154386

Has the workout slowed your slaggism?


4706c5 No.154397

>>154395

Did you chew on Herts Brussel sprouts lass?


80c815 No.154398

>>154391

>what are ball sports


71af67 No.154399

>>154392

<shaving

amateur

i rip that shit off with the roots


80c815 No.154400

>>154399

dont really dig shaven lasses, they can look prepubescent.


80c815 No.154401

harvest time soon lasses


71af67 No.154402

>>154400

i do

sorry


1bf1b1 No.154403

>>154400

what about trimmed?


f84982 No.154404

>>154400

hairy legs are grim tbh


80c815 No.154405

>>154402

smh we can agree to disagree.


80c815 No.154406

>>154403

trimmed is where its at

>>154404

not legs you moron


1bf1b1 No.154407

>>154401

nigga, what you talkin about


4706c5 No.154408

>>154400

They also leave discharge because there are no hairs to stop gunk going in their cunt

>>154399

Herts' crabs must be driving you nuts smh


80c815 No.154409

File: f78c8d5517e2f48⋯.jpg (311.4 KB, 532x800, 133:200, 20170613_145438.jpg)

File: 73ef6f284f4b301⋯.jpg (80.47 KB, 492x334, 246:167, 20170613_201815.jpg)


80c815 No.154410

>>154408

nice factoid lass


bca238 No.154411

File: 11d2215045714df⋯.png (854.17 KB, 1914x1042, 957:521, O'Neil it's time to stop.png)

>>154395

like 16 stone

yeah I'm choosing not to eat because it's too expensive tbh

eggs are a good idea, have to check costs though, that's the primary concern

still living with da so every dinner is fresh veg, that hits the spot


1bf1b1 No.154412

>>154409

oh, shame on you lass


c628b8 No.154413

>>154394

I don't know lad, I just don't know. They probably buy special brand compost or something.


80c815 No.154414

>>154412

swim rented a container and some lights, kek


bca238 No.154415

File: e19459062d6f5e9⋯.png (206.31 KB, 693x391, 693:391, Teal'c Calm Up.png)

is he a based black guy?


71af67 No.154416

>>154411

another thing lad tea is really really good for weightloss but for health generally too so drink it up and feel no shame. swiched it fir coffee completely and never felt better.


1bf1b1 No.154417

>>154414

kek sounds like a sound lad, much more of a moral thing to do then buying from a criminal tbh in SWIMs opinion


80c815 No.154418

>>154415

20% based, 80% nigger data


4706c5 No.154419

Nobody tell dafty that Herts is on a date or she will tell us what size willy Herts has out of fury


f84982 No.154420

>>154406

>not legs you moron

Oh


80c815 No.154421

>>154419

you are one crafty operator lad.

>>154417

tbh


bca238 No.154422

File: dfa719ebccbe411⋯.png (311.68 KB, 606x425, 606:425, Teal'c Indeed.png)

>>154416

are we talking cups of char, or green teas?

I'm on a value bag of tetleys or smth smh

>>154418

Data never did much fighting did he?


80c815 No.154423

File: 4d745a08416511b⋯.jpg (4.62 KB, 257x196, 257:196, download (52).jpg)

>>154422

*sets phaser to stun*


bca238 No.154424

File: cd44295b7c5e374⋯.png (429.47 KB, 775x704, 775:704, Teal'c has an orgasm.png)

>>154422

but then of course negroes will be adept at chimping out


bca238 No.154425

File: 72e37cb7aa1615f⋯.png (965.46 KB, 1917x898, 1917:898, Teal'c's bones are liquefi….png)

>>154423

*stunned by Data's password recital*


1bf1b1 No.154426

>>154414

kek sounds like a sound lad, much more of a moral thing to do then buying from a criminal tbh in SWIMs opinion

>>154419

sneaky lass


80c815 No.154427

File: 99ebcbc4ce9b00c⋯.jpg (79.26 KB, 694x530, 347:265, Data_and_Lore_2.jpg)

>>154425

*argues with myself*


71af67 No.154428

>>154422

idk from pure leafs to just pulverized tea i learned to love everything. and what's wrong with tetley?

also 16st doesn't tell me anything unless i know your height but i take it you're quite lank. but i don't want to be called spy.


f84982 No.154429

File: d111a65b8017a17⋯.jpg (619.07 KB, 2692x4096, 673:1024, d111a65b8017a17328f042e68a….jpg)

>>154428

he poasted physique 2 threads ago


80c815 No.154430

File: f33a2a948f6dad5⋯.jpg (75.04 KB, 620x805, 124:161, 1909132.main_image.jpg)

>>154428

>tetley

get to fuck, yorkshire tea is hands down better

>lanklet

hes taller than me


a7c4bc No.154431

>>154429

cute skirt/pants ugly face smh


bca238 No.154432

File: beb84c130d13a8a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 53.44 KB, 240x160, 3:2, D-ant-iel facepalm.png)

File: 6172a7b4c7a827a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.46 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, do you feel in charge.jpg)

>letting jews through the stargate

>>154427

did he make a clone of himself to have a friend and learn about love or something

t. only remembers bits of picard and ds9 and some borg bits of janeway

>>154428

dunno it's probably off brand because it was so cheap

6 foot, 16 stone, big neanderthal hips even with out the fat smh

>>154430

I would get fancy tea if I could afford it smh


c628b8 No.154433

It's like Alberto is back with all this Star Trek posting tbh.


71af67 No.154434

File: 2fecce3a4d2fffa⋯.jpg (282.55 KB, 1200x859, 1200:859, 8b2b95d0-15c2-4f82-8b4d-c7….jpg)

>>154430

i don't knoe all your heights without my data collection at hand

and yeah yorkshire was among the best shit i had but like i said i won't say no to tea no matter what


80c815 No.154435

File: d8fac1edd95817a⋯.jpg (14.38 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 7of-9-aka-Jeri-Ryan-jeri-r….jpg)


1bf1b1 No.154436

File: e8865a319f74268⋯.png (223.77 KB, 509x565, 509:565, e01c55a7fd2e73d477af7aa799….png)


80c815 No.154437

>>154434

>dont say no to tea

words to live by.


bca238 No.154438

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154436

probably going to ekki mukk myself in the countryside this weekend tbh


71af67 No.154439

>>154436

I LOVED THIS FILM

AND THE BOOK

barry did nothing wrong


4706c5 No.154440

*bombs Parliament for their misdeeds*

>>154432

Wew nice gear lad


80c815 No.154441

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


71af67 No.154442

>>154432

in any case i don't think skelly mode will suit you smh

>tfw starting 98h fast tomorrow since no one will control or care what and if i eat


1bf1b1 No.154443

>>154439

lass i just have the screenshot, i dont know what it is


c628b8 No.154444

>>154435

Daily reminder that Seven of Nine is partially responsible for Barack Obama's political career.


80c815 No.154445

druids


80c815 No.154446


71af67 No.154447

>>154443

lass tbf i made the screenshot and first posted it on bane


1bf1b1 No.154448

>>154447

small website


f84982 No.154449

File: f1af61f68888681⋯.png (5.09 MB, 2450x1633, 2450:1633, Imperium tbh.png)

>>154442

>>tfw starting 98h fast tomorrow since no one will control or care what and if i eat

Stay hhidradrated lad

>>154444

u wot


80c815 No.154450

>>154442

thats retarded


4706c5 No.154451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*becomes a lesbian*


80c815 No.154452

File: abb7631b6f4309f⋯.jpg (24.59 KB, 500x375, 4:3, wombles-group-itv.jpg)

>tfw not a womble


bca238 No.154453

File: 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png)

>>154440

ta lad, anprim said it's "someone's dad down the pub" chic and I like it

got the leather jacket from a french charity shop with "article thirteen no borders immigration is a human right" posters everywhere smh

>>154442

nobody should go full auschwitz tbh

I'll be happy without a gut

don't go too far now

>>154448

>>154448

>ywn have another /bane/ gillen marathon

ahhh


f84982 No.154454

>>154453

>>ywn have another /bane/ gillen marathon

That reminds me that I have to request calvary for film friday next week


a7c4bc No.154455

>>154451

freak show


80c815 No.154456

File: 15c69237495bd3f⋯.jpg (40.12 KB, 384x500, 96:125, 51NVC59H9XL.jpg)

>ywn be percy the park keeper


1bf1b1 No.154457

File: fc8a63a1f5bc270⋯.mp4 (2.69 MB, 640x360, 16:9, fc8a63a1f5bc2708587ddc573e….mp4)

>>154453

take me back tbh


c628b8 No.154458

>>154446

>>154449

Jeri Ryan's husband Jack Ryan was the popular republican candidate for the senate seat Obama was contesting at the start of his political career.

She ended up divorcing Jack a few years before the election, and their divorce papers were grabbed by the media who published all the crazy sexual stuff that caused their separation. Jack was forced to withdraw from the race out of shame and Obama was launched straight into the US Senate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(politician)

So yeah, Obama became a successful politician because Jeri Ryan was a massive slag who got cold feet


a7c4bc No.154459

File: 0f21cfdd7031e87⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

*stabs you in the bum bum*

>it's a sometimes posts won't go through episode

So sick of this are they even trying to fix the site? roooooooooooooooooooo


80c815 No.154460

File: 7831b9af903224f⋯.jpg (93.77 KB, 736x966, 16:21, fbebec8253ca8f745138c58efe….jpg)

>>154458

>suspiciously indepth knowledge of yank politics

im on to you


c628b8 No.154461

>>154460

I heard about it on the Star Trek board, don't bully me.


80c815 No.154462

>Crotching was quickly banned in 1862


80c815 No.154463

File: f5e9ce9e9744ca5⋯.jpg (243.34 KB, 800x575, 32:23, metatrons-cube1.s.jpg)

:(


f7efa8 No.154464

File: 10a6213ac736543⋯.png (173.94 KB, 500x410, 50:41, ClipboardImage.png)


02defc No.154465

>>154453

>I'll be happy without a gut

t'aint that how it always starts aye…


c628b8 No.154466

File: 9294a851a854014⋯.png (411.67 KB, 680x738, 340:369, horrified.png)


f84982 No.154467

File: c1737d1f4b92ecb⋯.jpg (304.41 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, DAwB6n5UMAAtZo3.jpg large.jpg)


80c815 No.154468

File: 22c8adeb8220a18⋯.jpg (33.13 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, q.653.0-b3-4lbl.jpg)

>>154464

fucking what


a7c4bc No.154469

>>154464

top kek

he could have any song yet all he wants is to get into his shorts smh


80c815 No.154470

File: b436343535ac049⋯.jpg (12.31 KB, 259x194, 259:194, download (53).jpg)


02defc No.154471

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be a sailor and sing shanties with the boys while hoisting shit and tying knots


bca238 No.154472

File: b319af7a2728ed9⋯.png (98.1 KB, 504x524, 126:131, ClipboardImage.png)

>autistic video game playing friend is pissed on HENNESEY BOI and did this

>>154465

*takes it literally and rips my own innards out*

but no lad it's pretty horrendous I have to slim down, you can see in the pics smh


80c815 No.154473

File: bc9f0a9a89e65e8⋯.jpg (49.18 KB, 640x430, 64:43, istock_000009321303_small.jpg)


80c815 No.154474


a7c4bc No.154475

File: 3ea018dd5cde5f9⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1008x793, 1008:793, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154473

I love deviantart. I lost my innocence long ago smh. I feel sorry for kids googling Sonic


f7efa8 No.154476

>>154469

>>154468

>>154467

it is art

>>154466

squandering such a good opportunity smh

>>154472

does he know about britpol?


bca238 No.154477

File: c3530e2568c04cd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 80.17 KB, 487x404, 487:404, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154464

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEEAAD


80c815 No.154478

File: 7b1b4768831578a⋯.jpg (82.5 KB, 1300x945, 260:189, billy-boyd-master-and-comm….jpg)

>>154471

*epicly ruses the frogs while on a booze cruise with the lads*


f84982 No.154479

>halo reach is 7 years old


bca238 No.154480

>>154476

"I do but I don't want to go there because of the trannies and faggots"


80c815 No.154481

File: 433f2051eaafc50⋯.jpg (305.15 KB, 454x574, 227:287, Seal_2012.jpg)

>>154475

death is too merciful for these things

>>154477

>


f7efa8 No.154482

>>154475

t-those muscles hnnng

>>154480

huh I wonder who he means


a7c4bc No.154483

File: 8b05eca3764c91a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.93 MB, 1264x1377, 1264:1377, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154481

>when you get so thicc you become a ball


02defc No.154484

File: 7d5e8eb96230389⋯.jpg (56.38 KB, 601x900, 601:900, _PB74576.jpg)

>>154472

>The code chodes denied me yet another (you)

I see it now lad. First you're looking to lose your gut, but then you like the sound of abs. Then some 3 years later you're blasting tren and you one strong nigga

You go to the gym m'boy?

>>154478

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just wanna drink rum and do cheeky pirate shit AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


bca238 No.154485

>>154484

used to actually, too expensive now though

might get weights eventually but there's enough work to do around to not need it, better that way anyway


a7c4bc No.154486

File: ab24be2c1c50dbc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.6 MB, 1500x1830, 50:61, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh GOD what the fuck


80c815 No.154487

>>154484

>ywn divide the plunder from capturing a dutch merchantman in the east indies full of tobacco and fine rum

>no wooden-legged shipmate to bully lightheartedly

>no brutal but fair captain to break you out of a gaol in hongkong and then force you to almost walk the plank


80c815 No.154488

>>154484

>shrop

>advocating dickshrinking injections


1bf1b1 No.154489

File: 9b960ac0d377e49⋯.png (401.2 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 9b960ac0d377e49e1862921562….png)


f7efa8 No.154490

>>154486

>ywn pop her with a pin


bca238 No.154491

File: 6bb714300f9636d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 77.23 KB, 481x399, 481:399, ClipboardImage.png)


f84982 No.154492

>>154486

СТОП


80c815 No.154493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


02defc No.154494

File: 02a4e7b7d60c86b⋯.jpg (97.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

File: 621a0f86de59ecb⋯.jpg (569.88 KB, 2953x1969, 2953:1969, Pirates_240815_sb24.jpg)

>>154485

Get some shit to dangle off and do bodyweight tbh, don't bother with weights unless you're buying a whole power rack

>>154487

>ywn evade capture from the navy while mooning them before your sails catch wind

>ywn swashbuckle and swordfight over 200 m through brothels and over paddle boats

>ywn sleep with the cap'n's daughter

>>154488

no advocacy here lad, just future prediction


bca238 No.154495

File: 86402cd3d64a2fd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 77.71 KB, 482x396, 241:198, ClipboardImage.png)

final edit by the shitfaced autist


a7c4bc No.154496

>>154495

kek why does his head keep shrinking?


02defc No.154497

>>154495

He said lose the SHORTS not the HEAD ahaha


80c815 No.154498

*lops it off*


f7efa8 No.154499

>>154495

I dont understand


bca238 No.154500

>>154496

>>154499

he had the original pic with the head still comically small, but larger than the version pembs posted (which I reposted in our Bongo Bongo Land while waiting for him to end his turn)


f84982 No.154501

File: 33dbf99215d76d8⋯.jpg (78.88 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, DDZRQXSXsAIjVJb.jpg large.jpg)

>have to manually refresh every time I make a post


80c815 No.154502

File: d3f12e7900a6fb8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.48 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (24).jpg)

this site was better when that crippled midget owned it

>>154498


80c815 No.154503

>>154501

welcome to vanlads world


a7c4bc No.154504

>>154502

>>154501

fucking hell what's going on smh


02defc No.154505

File: d32bf62e6afa6a2⋯.png (25.48 KB, 245x238, 35:34, weirod.PNG)

Wtf is this dudes problem anyway

Who goes about wearing a horned hat to a bar


80c815 No.154506

>>154505

its TBBK lad leave him be.


a7c4bc No.154507

>>154505

They're the same colour as his hair. Maybe he's just wearing panties on his head and formed his hair into horns


80c815 No.154508

>120 pouches of baccy arrived today

boi

o

i


f7efa8 No.154509

>>154500

do you have a druid d1scord?


80c815 No.154510

>>154509

we use ancient leylines to communicate


bca238 No.154511

File: 9dda0ec0e3671f6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 74.51 KB, 482x396, 241:198, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154505

the heads are foreverially getting smaller as the music treatment is permanently delitizing their extremities

>>154509

nah he's just an old friend

and a romaboo

and a transhumanist

smh


02defc No.154512

>leg itches

>scratch

>continue to scratch as itch persists

>skin has been removed, small patch of leg is now raw

This happens every time smh

>>154506

That explains the sexual harassment

>>154507

Good shout lad, the more I think about it the more it makes sense


80c815 No.154513

>>154512

>explaims the harrassment

kekk

hot water is more satisfying than scratching lad


80c815 No.154514

>>154511

>indefinite enlittlement

smh


bca238 No.154515

File: f5f259cc2352e5d⋯.png (659.85 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2cucked.png)

>>154514

it's the shrinking man's fetish


f7efa8 No.154516

>>154510

we'll catch you one day

>>154511

scientologist


a7c4bc No.154517

File: a54e146bd15324c⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 422x437, 422:437, 1377606839913.gif)

>now we're being robbed of our (You)s


02defc No.154518

File: e369a1e36b27885⋯.jpg (41.11 KB, 612x407, 612:407, aap0640wtmk.jpg)

>>154513

ty lad, will try it when the itch comes back


80c815 No.154519

>>154516

*shakes fist*

>>154517

welcome to vanlasses world


80c815 No.154520

brb going to buy apple and rasperry juice and a milkybar


bca238 No.154521

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>want to shitpost more but getting up early and mum is coming around

going to make her drive me into a town and buy FILTERS and that tbh, :devilishneet:

night lads


80c815 No.154522

>no spice for 4 hours

im actually gonna make it lads


1bf1b1 No.154523

>>154522

Oh damn lad, i didnt know you were on that shit tbh


02defc No.154524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wanna swing dance with a pretty southern belle ladssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


f7efa8 No.154525

File: 874294096a12e15⋯.jpg (67.14 KB, 500x700, 5:7, Froppy (53).jpg)

>>154522

make it the last time you'll ever have it!


02defc No.154526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154520

smell you later old man

>>154521

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood night lad. Enjoy those Zs


d6427c No.154527

File: f584ccfd581fff9⋯.jpg (66.62 KB, 736x1131, 736:1131, peperunning.jpg)

File: 0276ac607fcf9c0⋯.jpg (43.1 KB, 406x451, 406:451, fitwojak.jpg)

Knocked an stunning 14 seconds off my previous Personal Best for my run.

Feeling good.


1bf1b1 No.154528

>>154527

good job


02defc No.154530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154527

Nice one lad. Do you just run or have you any programme?


f7efa8 No.154531

File: 24260aef76f4d4c⋯.png (67.72 KB, 500x399, 500:399, ClipboardImage.png)

wrong image nice going 8chan


d6427c No.154532

File: f584ccfd581fff9⋯.jpg (66.62 KB, 736x1131, 736:1131, peperunning.jpg)

>>154531

Don't get it.


1bf1b1 No.154533

>>154532

its making fun of the horseshoe theory


c628b8 No.154534

File: 7f254a12a058b96⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 1235x2046, 1235:2046, 1375525446546.jpg)

>working out for almost a week

>mummy finally notices something different

>she says I'm growing taller

That wasn't my original intention but okay.

>>154476

W-wait, what opportunity lass?


d6427c No.154535

>>154534

Neo, it seems that if I'm nasty to you, everyone is horrible to me, so from now on I'll be nice to you.


f84982 No.154536

File: c94375d071ffad5⋯.jpg (81.88 KB, 750x738, 125:123, DDpbC5GUwAAC1-n.jpg large.jpg)

>>154534

You also look like more of a SLAG


02defc No.154537

>>154534

Lad I hope you didn't actually expect noticeable physical changes resulting from a week of mild exercise. More likely that you actually did grow taller tbh


f7efa8 No.154538

>>154534

wew lanky

oh my bad that was meant for 22st because of the great music I'm sure the giant dog is capable of

>>154535

congratulations on figuring out how to interact with a community of people


02defc No.154539

>>154534

but keep up the good work. Im sure being able to do 200 bw squats will be somehow helpful when SHTF


80c815 No.154540

File: 6bef62392275ad8⋯.gif (36.12 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1467812954657.gif)


d6427c No.154541

>>154538

>congratulations on figuring out how to interact with a community of people

Thanks boss!


c628b8 No.154542

File: bfa5604325552e9⋯.jpg (244.96 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1395826938284.jpg)

>>154535

It's nothing to do with me if other people think you're a cunt tbh.

>>154536

That's good I think.

>>154538

O-oh. Are you working out too btw?


f84982 No.154543

File: fa5939176b0533d⋯.jpg (35.07 KB, 399x600, 133:200, DDRsM6GVYAApLT8.jpg large.jpg)

>>154542

>That's good I think.

no, it's not SLAG


d6427c No.154544

>>154542

>t's nothing to do with me if other people think you're a cunt tbh.

What a sweetheart!


a7c4bc No.154545

I hope senpai notices me today


a7c4bc No.154546

File: f66b970065ff230⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 121.82 KB, 1642x1315, 1642:1315, ClipboardImage.png)

I hope senpai notices me today


f84982 No.154547

File: 29e9d9bd3db3f97⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 209x180, 209:180, 29e9d9bd3db3f979eda9174af2….gif)


d6427c No.154548

>>154545

>>154546

What have you done to get senpai's attention?

Have you been working hard?


f7efa8 No.154549

>>154542

squats and walks sometimes but not as often as a while ago, it's hard to find the motivation sometimes, keep it up tho

>>154545

who's your senpai?

>>154546

oh I see. lmao


80c815 No.154550

File: fa97e52e0f246b8⋯.jpg (9.42 KB, 280x168, 5:3, 280px-Vitamin_K_structures.jpg)

File: afbd7d29f351a39⋯.png (4.03 KB, 302x167, 302:167, images.png)

File: fdca2f21a59ba28⋯.png (13.7 KB, 778x306, 389:153, 5-Nonyloxytryptamine_struc….png)

/thinking/


ed04e1 No.154551

Evening Laddos.

Is everyone doing well?


1bf1b1 No.154552

>>154546

top kek

>>154550

bout what?

>>154551

evening


80c815 No.154553

>>154551

alright ta lad, got jellybabies. you?


d6427c No.154554

>>154551

Feeling good.

Just achieved a new personal best on my run.

Also increased the weights on the lifting part of my workout without too much trouble.

Basking in the endorphin aftermath.


02defc No.154555

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:'(

I wanna country dance at a bonfire festival with the villages prettiest girl ladsssss


1e3b97 No.154556

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what are we supposed to judge?

>>154551

doing ok


f84982 No.154557

>>154550

you practicing your methylation lad


d6427c No.154558

>>154550

Thinking about tryptamines?


a7c4bc No.154559

>>154548

I was socialising with my brother and his gf earlier, that's hard work

>>154550

I don't get it

>>154551

Evening laddy, alright tbh wbu


d6427c No.154560


80c815 No.154561

File: 24fe1cf50f69ee6⋯.png (2.85 KB, 260x117, 20:9, Menatetrenone.PNG)

File: df55043bdf28ce4⋯.png (7.85 KB, 400x245, 80:49, 400px-5-MeO-DALT.svg.png)

>>154552

rearrangements


1bf1b1 No.154562

>>154560

i meant more specifically about the Tryptamines tbh


a7c4bc No.154563

>>154560

Oh so it's literally about thinking


f7efa8 No.154564

>tfw homemade curry so you don't have to worry about if the paki washed his hands


02defc No.154565

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>>154551

Morning lad. I am indeed doing well. Hungry tho, I hope theres some extra mature cheddar lying around. How YOU doing?

>>154550

*pretends to understand*

hmmm I was just thinking the same thing tbh


02defc No.154566

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>>154564

Savour the flavour of Asia lad


80c815 No.154567

>>154557

>>154558

>>154560

kinda yeah

>>154563

top marks lass


c628b8 No.154568

File: 6e81a14f91a1a37⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 711.85 KB, 1287x683, 1287:683, 59fc187d257ed453b43a2e65a7….png)

>>154546

He'll be forced to notice you when he's dragged into orbit by your gravitic field.

>>154549

How many squats are you doing at the moment?


d6427c No.154569

>>154563

>>154562

Maybe wondering about how to make them for use and sale?


1bf1b1 No.154570

>>154567

smh i wish i new stuff tbh


296feb No.154571

Come to london Victoria if u want a pint


80c815 No.154572

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>>154569

pretty much.

>>154570

git gud


a7c4bc No.154573

File: 8bd8634c877aead⋯.png (644.4 KB, 534x762, 89:127, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154568

>trusting infographs

ahhhh lass this is you in a few weeks


02defc No.154574

File: f3d9d17539c438f⋯.jpg (95.44 KB, 858x536, 429:268, Ariel_Atom_FAST_PO_2931364….jpg)


80c815 No.154575


f84982 No.154576

>>154571

No tbh lad

>>154568

This better not be one of those gayist infographics


a7c4bc No.154577

>>154574

top kek


d6427c No.154578

File: dfe0c770a275d40⋯.jpg (74.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vanlab.jpg)

>>154572

Vanlab


c628b8 No.154579

File: 3383d154278d0d5⋯.png (768.39 KB, 736x605, 736:605, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154573

If only crime fighting was a real occupation smh, I would be set for life.

>>154576

It's strictly gender neutral, so it's for anyone who wants a nice firm butt.


80c815 No.154580


f84982 No.154581

>>154579

>It's strictly gender neutral, so it's for anyone who wants a nice firm butt.

So gayists and women?


f7efa8 No.154582

>>154568

>The goal after four weeks is to be able to lift a tower with your erected penis

lmao

45 with weights and also front lunges because they're supposed to be good, just need to do it more often. Wbu?


ed04e1 No.154583

>>154552

*Nods in a freindly manner*

>>154553

No sweeties here, jellybabies are nice though IMO despite their odd texture.

>>154554

Glad to here it, health is life and strength is beauty, the ancients respected this, so should we.

>>154556

Good.

>>154559

I’m pretty alright. Found a new knife yet?

>>154565

I am also /hungry/. I am going to make a chili a bit later. I hope I have some fresh chili peppers left but I fear I might have to traverse the outside world to source some, which isn’t great because outside is where the bugmen are.


d6427c No.154584

>>154576

Yes, it's a gayist infographic.


02defc No.154585

>>154579

Anyone who wants a nice firm butt ought to be squatting heavy and playing rugby tbh


80c815 No.154586

>>154581

woah hang on lad i aim to have a firm arse too

>>154585

or tiptoe lifting


02defc No.154587

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Foxtrot looks pretty cool tbh


a7c4bc No.154588

>>154579

>If only crime fighting was a real occupation smh, I would be set for life.

You better have a good super hero costume, lass

>>154583

>I’m pretty alright. Found a new knife yet?

No I didn't really try tbh


80c815 No.154589

File: 8b5c5114e57ebc3⋯.jpg (41.98 KB, 976x549, 16:9, _97090656_michaela1.jpg)

>>154587

creepy af


f84982 No.154590

File: 117aa108144d2af⋯.jpg (100.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 117aa108144d2af8c9de3967fa….jpg)

>>154586

>woah hang on lad i aim to have a firm arse too

why lad


90190b No.154591

>>154574

>>154576

>>154575

Smh tbh lads I mean no harm


d6427c No.154592

File: 1575f7fc10eb367⋯.jpg (104.08 KB, 803x688, 803:688, pepesuicidehappy.jpg)

Who /watching questiontime/ here?


80c815 No.154593

File: 23c63d94ceded1a⋯.png (162.69 KB, 752x568, 94:71, 20170831_011514.png)

>>154590

for the lasses tbf


c628b8 No.154594

File: 17933995dc14c57⋯.jpg (559.89 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, smug3.jpg)

>>154581

And straight men if they're smart tbh, girls like their bloke to have a nice butt too.

>>154582

I started at 60 but dropped down to 45 after reading that infographic. I follow that up with 10 front lunges on each leg, 20 side lunges on each leg, all weighted. Then I do some non-weighted exercises like 20 crunches and 10 press ups. I'm hoping to increase the number of the non-weighted ones over time as my back and arm muscles get used to it.

>>154588

I don't have any good ideas for a costume. Can you be my designer lad?


f7efa8 No.154595

File: 13a086a32218fe1⋯.jpg (43.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Froppy (62).jpg)

>>154590

nice bums have sex appeal lad

>>154592

unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier


02defc No.154596

>>154583

>making chili

WOAH slow down john

Can I have some?

>>154589

cool* af

they look like they're gliding and it looks pretty intimate around the crotch area too

Where's my dancer partner gf already


f84982 No.154597

>>154593

>>154595

>>154594

>And straight men if they're smart tbh, girls like their bloke to have a nice butt too.

I don't really think too much about men's bums tbh


c628b8 No.154598

>>154595

Just 10 seconds of any Question Time episode is enough to make my blood boil. It's probably good for weight loss tbh but it's still not worth the mental torture..


d6427c No.154599

>>154595

>unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier

I'm not actually watching it either.

I post somewhere else reminded me it's on, with that horrible cunt Will Self.


80c815 No.154600

File: 7343c0ef37a8866⋯.jpg (214.41 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, dhs680z1.jpg)

>eat fruit and seed granola yesterday

>farts smell awful today

not trying anything ever again


80c815 No.154601

>>154599

though he wrote the book of dave which is a 7/10 book tbf would read a fourth time


c628b8 No.154602

>>154597

All you need to focus on is your bum and bum of your partner tbh, but I like to branch out into appreciating all manner of bums.

>>154600

A lot of my childhood friends were vegans so I can imagine it already smh.


a7c4bc No.154603

File: 65a07c2dd6970e2⋯.gif (134.23 KB, 570x768, 95:128, Jog3.gif)

>are lasses and Binposter leaving me in the dust

time to get serious again


a7c4bc No.154604

>>154597

Are you implying you're a lass?


80c815 No.154605

File: ccfc3af7778e51f⋯.jpg (397.43 KB, 1022x802, 511:401, 20170708_162352.jpg)

>>154603

*excercise montage*


ed04e1 No.154606

>>154592

I shall watch it.

>>154596

>Can I have some?

Sure, there will be plenty. Come over.


1bf1b1 No.154607

File: b760ad269d08d5e⋯.gif (948.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1494544720733.gif)

seeya lasses


c628b8 No.154608

File: 8889f9170f9dd60⋯.png (1.08 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, __original_drawn_by_matsun….png)

>>154603

I thought you were the most serious of us all lad, have you been slacking off all this time? I should start whipping you smh.


f84982 No.154609

File: 93633fb9de171ba⋯.jpg (183.72 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, DCHONTBXoAAkeBt.jpg large.jpg)

>>154602

>All you need to focus on is your bum and bum of your partner tbh, but I like to branch out into appreciating all manner of bums.

oh, ok


80c815 No.154610

File: d5a11698feedd8f⋯.jpg (49.37 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, kelly-brook-194a.jpg)

>>154604

she did that the other day too

>>154602

>being friends with vegans


ed04e1 No.154611

>>154605

Nice recumbent bicycle, lad. Very fancy.


ed04e1 No.154612

>>154607

Night lad.


80c815 No.154613

File: f76ec2d6380a60f⋯.jpg (122.3 KB, 451x473, 41:43, tired_man_sepia.jpg)

>>154607

bye dude


c628b8 No.154614

>>154609

Nobody likes a flabby butt except niggers so you'd better get to work tbh.

>>154610

They were nice people, they just smelt really bad.


80c815 No.154615

File: 21208d4dc02ed75⋯.jpg (78.24 KB, 520x346, 260:173, 20170708_162012.jpg)

>>154611

ta lad


f84982 No.154616

>>154614

>you'd better get to work tbh.

I work out. I also do squats


02defc No.154617

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>>154606

Fantastic !

Alright I'm just gonna need your home address…

>>154607

Sleep tight nigga


c628b8 No.154618

>>154616

Good lass.


f7efa8 No.154619

>>154594

Oh that sounds good. How often?

>>154597

why not lass?

>>154598

>>154599

MINES A BIG MAC

It's mind poison smh


a7c4bc No.154620

File: dac3df433b48511⋯.png (493.13 KB, 533x800, 533:800, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7eb96ebf78ed83b⋯.jpg (45.27 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1488785662233.jpg)

>>154594

>I don't have any good ideas for a costume. Can you be my designer lad?

The boob hole is nice

>>154605

*climbs to the top of a mountain*

easy

>>154608

y-yeah. I haven't mentioned moral walks lately because I haven't had them ahhh. Don't whip me please nooo!

>>154610

oh so she's stopped pretending to be a lad then


ed04e1 No.154621

>>154617

>Alright I'm just gonna need your home address

I live on the cliff top, lad. Everyone knows this. I’ll leave the door on the latch because I don’t always hear the bell.


f7efa8 No.154622

>>154603

wooo go lad


d6427c No.154623

File: c5f3c0c1428f7f2⋯.jpg (366.73 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, b77f951a5ab6f1bccb8d94e64d….jpg)

>>154603

Good job boss!

I unwittingly turned this into a weird kind of /fit/ thread.

Maybe there's hope for us after all…


a7c4bc No.154624

>>154595

>unironically haven't seen that in months and couldn't be happier

It's not been on for months you plump bummy dummy

>>154592

I'll give it a try, lad


d6427c No.154625

>>154624

>I'll give it a try, lad

N-no save yourself!

I was just asking, I don't actually intend to watch it myself.

I think it'll make me ill.


f7efa8 No.154626

File: d1186b5a0a6b4cd⋯.png (96.44 KB, 368x410, 184:205, Haa.png)

>>154624

Yea that was my whole point, it hasn't been on in ages and I'm better off for it haha fuck


02defc No.154627

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Man the latins really know how to dance. The tango's cool as fuck


02defc No.154628

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>>154627

Fuck this broken ass website


a7c4bc No.154629

>>154625

lad I missed it in a way smh I like being mad with the other lads

>>154626

s-sorry for not realising that, lassie bassy :-0


02defc No.154630

File: f3d9d17539c438f⋯.jpg (95.44 KB, 858x536, 429:268, Ariel_Atom_FAST_PO_2931364….jpg)

>>154621

omw now


ed04e1 No.154631

>>154627

I have always been to shy to dance, even though this is how you quickly obtain a 10/10 wifu with which to save the hwhite race. Smh


80c815 No.154632

kitkats are shit


d6427c No.154633

>>154530

8 chan is so fucked up lately, your post didn't give me a (You). I only just saw it.

I'm just running a set distance that I've measured out. My aim is to improve speed rather than distance for the time being.

At the point that gets too easy, I'll change it up.

At some point I want to do a series of sprints rather than a distance run as well.


ed04e1 No.154634

>>154632

Even those special Japanese ones?


80c815 No.154635

>>154634

*narrows eyes*

what special japanese ones


c628b8 No.154636

File: 4bd1433d8fd4674⋯.jpg (509.83 KB, 746x1000, 373:500, __rogue_marvel_and_x_men_d….jpg)

File: a70676668d82d5b⋯.gif (9.44 MB, 544x408, 4:3, rogue booty.gif)

>>154619

Daily at the moment, it's a matter of testing my willpower. I feel more energetic than ever so I'm not really thinking about rest days yet, I think those are for much more intensive workouts.

>>154620

Boob windows are great but they're not really designed for people like me smh.

This is my ideal goal.


f7efa8 No.154637

>>154629

y-yeah.. you better be sorry, twentytwo boogaloo


02defc No.154638

>>154631

Ahhhhhhhh lad, every man should have a variety of dances he can masterfully enact with a partner. You gotta go to one of those classes full of old people and dance retards, there's no need for shyness there lad.

I really like dancing tbh

>>154632

I've been saying this for YEARS

flavoured ones re good tho

>>154633

You should look into HIIT training if you want to increase speed, but either way you have the right idea. How often do you do it?


ed04e1 No.154639


a7c4bc No.154640

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

>>154636

kek that gif


80c815 No.154641

File: 43ab0ff6736e943⋯.jpg (22.4 KB, 1200x986, 600:493, 16787424-origpic-46ce11.jpg)

>no brown leather sheath available anywhere


80c815 No.154642

File: aff22ee6c6006af⋯.jpg (4.35 KB, 326x155, 326:155, images (25).jpg)

holy heck


f7efa8 No.154643

File: f0a10af97e3f0db⋯.png (3.35 KB, 167x45, 167:45, ClipboardImage.png)

>Pembrokeshire internet

>>154636

Good lass. You might end up aching idk

>>154639

they're so crazy why don't we get special one


d6427c No.154644

File: fff150a91463503⋯.png (35.86 KB, 540x540, 1:1, warning.png)

COMMUNITY WARNING

>8 chan is sometimes not giving out (You)s

>Stay alert!


80c815 No.154645

File: 97cc35b45d6eb76⋯.jpg (54.09 KB, 1000x426, 500:213, sheath_hultafors.jpg)

shit nigga we MOLLE compatible nao


02defc No.154646

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

One day I will train amongst the hispanics and mestizos

they will teach me all they know about latin dancing


d6427c No.154647

>>154638

>How often do you do it?

trying to do 2-3 times a week. I go for a walk on my rest days to keep things ticking over too.


80c815 No.154648

File: 5b7dc1fe76b11ec⋯.jpg (13.79 KB, 258x194, 129:97, 20170830_203418.jpg)

>>154646

you shall learn to dance, hombre


80c815 No.154649

File: 9fd05af7e869abb⋯.jpg (8.85 KB, 303x166, 303:166, download (54).jpg)

night lads, big day tomorrow


f84982 No.154650

>>154649

night lad


ed04e1 No.154651

>>154638

It is one of my biggest fears; I am just incredibly reserved and formal. I experience mild anxiety when in the company of continentals because of their etiquette of hugs and kisses.

>>154643

>they're so crazy why don't we get special one

It sums up like on modern Britain really. We invented the Kit Kat (like everything else) we gave it to the world and now the world enjoys it in far great variety than we are permitted.


02defc No.154652

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>>154647

I'm not an advocate for pushing ones self until demotivation but you ought to be doing NO LESS than 3 days a week. God speed to you

>>154648

*learns to dance*

ah why thank you lad

>>154649

Night night matey


ed04e1 No.154653

Night laddo.


d6427c No.154654

>>154652

>I'm not an advocate for pushing ones self until demotivation but you ought to be doing NO LESS than 3 days a week. God speed to you

What I'm doing is working. My strength is increasing, getting more defintion, losing weight noticable, and I'm getting faster.

So I see 3 times a week as an ideal i aim for, but sometimes it ends up being 2.

The main thing is to stick at it. That's more important than 3 times a week imo.


d6427c No.154655

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JACK BUCKBY ON HOW DIVERSE THE RIGHT IS

>based


ed04e1 No.154656

>>154655

He revolts me but he is just too short to anger me. I can’t take a man that stands at under 3ft seriously.


c628b8 No.154657

File: d97c672ef5a0059⋯.jpg (647.35 KB, 996x1302, 166:217, flirt.jpg)

>>154643

My only ache so far is a sexual one smh.


02defc No.154658

>>154651

Kek you poor thing. I used to be the same myself tbh, I was always really spooked when my spanish brother in law came around. They're definitely a lot less reserved in the continent.

One of these days lad, I'll turn you into the finest dancer the world has ever seen. You'll be tangoing with ALL SORTS of women

>>154654

>is working

Well then gosh bless. Youre definitely correct that it's more important to build habit


a7c4bc No.154659

File: 2c6f30756f0c5bb⋯.png (38.16 KB, 611x982, 611:982, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154636

Red Coat, you're actually a super villain who doesn't have any goal but drinking Aryan blood for the sake of it. your coat is also dyed in their blood

>>154637

Forgive me, lass *stops rhyming*


c628b8 No.154660

File: 13ba312227268b7⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1750x2500, 7:10, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154659

It's perfect lad. Only the blood of aryans and ethnic britons is fit to grace my wardrobe.


f84982 No.154661

File: 3caee91d9c84899⋯.jpg (63.16 KB, 631x960, 631:960, DDyJnGwVoAAJSIH.jpg large.jpg)

File: d870fe414c00ece⋯.jpg (64.82 KB, 639x960, 213:320, DDyJnGrVoAAGTD-.jpg large.jpg)


161966 No.154662

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>154660

>and ethnic britons

You truly are a villain


80c815 No.154663

File: 0041c6188b6a7b2⋯.png (117.13 KB, 558x480, 93:80, 4b17a953befd5e400ae5a17661….png)

a mate from school died


161966 No.154664

>>154663

Sorry lad.


ed04e1 No.154665

>>154658

>You'll be tangoing with ALL SORTS of women

Gosh, I hope one of them is Morticia Addams-tier.


c628b8 No.154666

>>154662

It's not evil it's just my biological nature smh.

>>154663

Aaaahhh lad that's terrible.


80c815 No.154667

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ed04e1 No.154668

File: 6347df4c5c2620d⋯.jpg (20.34 KB, 600x553, 600:553, *hugs you*.jpg)

>>154663

Lad. My condolences.


161966 No.154669

>>154666

>It's not evil it's just my biological nature smh.

Hmm… I guess nature isn't evil


02defc No.154670

>>154663

May his soul peacefully find it's way to the after life

>>154665

uhhh I mean, if that's what you're into lad. I'll make it my mission!


c628b8 No.154671

>>154669

Yeah lad, it's just misunderstood.


161966 No.154672

QUESTION TIME


161966 No.154673

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

FIRST QUESTION FROM A NON-WHITE


ed04e1 No.154674

>>154670

I just like the passion her and Gomez share tbqh.


ed04e1 No.154675

>>154672

Watching.


f84982 No.154676

File: 66f6ef0b03d9fa3⋯.jpg (53.27 KB, 630x960, 21:32, DEhtiqkXoAAw2l4.jpg large.jpg)

>>154672

Would rather have to only speak to white women for the rest of my life


c628b8 No.154677

File: 5761f8175078363⋯.jpg (172.01 KB, 841x1550, 841:1550, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)

>>154676

Looks like you're in luck lass.


f84982 No.154679

File: 03e044873377ddc⋯.jpg (81.6 KB, 960x960, 1:1, DEnZ_QxVYAAf2Rq.jpg large.jpg)

>>154677

>>154678

What do you mean


c628b8 No.154680

File: 7dbeee27586fc05⋯.jpg (81.13 KB, 773x859, 773:859, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)

>>154679

We're all here for you lass.


f84982 No.154681


2c1f71 No.154682

File: 56ea1bd0b8c6efe⋯.jpg (72.07 KB, 720x480, 3:2, handsome moe.jpg)

allo allo


f84982 No.154683

File: a3f93a6218f47d4⋯.jpg (37.33 KB, 640x424, 80:53, DFlj5t6XoAEuFur.jpg large.jpg)

>>154682

How did the date go lad?


c628b8 No.154684

>>154682

>no oedipal adventures to hear about

Awww.


f84982 No.154685

>>154684

What is wrong with you


2c1f71 No.154686

File: cf98f5aced836ea⋯.png (210.3 KB, 436x400, 109:100, smooth.png)

>>154683

Exceptionally well tbh

>>154684

>implying I'd tell you anyway


f84982 No.154687

>>154686

>Exceptionally well tbh

Have you got another one lined up?


2c1f71 No.154688

>>154687

Yeah, idk exactly when just yet, I'll talk to or text her tomorrow


c628b8 No.154689

>>154685

Nothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

>>154686

You would, it would be too interesting not to share.


2c1f71 No.154690

File: e7e252125d8556a⋯.png (963.38 KB, 1398x966, 233:161, OI.png)

Where are you all

>>154689

I don't want to blogpost though smh


0d0c5c No.154691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wanna go on holiday to NK ahhhhhh

>>154657

O-oh is this related to your earlier experimenting?


02defc No.154692

>>154686

>exceptionally well

wow you banged her already?


f84982 No.154693

>>154689

>Nothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

Lass you're being really weird today

It's ok, you can talk to me


161966 No.154694

>>154690

watching QT on /brit/


c628b8 No.154695

File: 10404c0b7daa301⋯.jpg (322.01 KB, 720x911, 720:911, __kongou_kujou_karen_oomiy….jpg)

>>154691

P-partly yeah.

>>154693

Am I really being weird today? Smh.


f84982 No.154696

File: 57a0f4b0b3e03b4⋯.jpg (35.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, DFtLXtLXYAARG1I.jpg large.jpg)

>>154695

>Am I really being weird today? Smh.

yes


c628b8 No.154697

>>154696

In what way though lass? The only thing I've changed recently is get serious about exercise.


2c1f71 No.154698

File: 75d0f04c8d2118d⋯.jpg (116.63 KB, 1056x1056, 1:1, sleep tight tbh.jpg)

Nighty nighty lads I'm a bit tired tbh and very full, bloody beer tbh

>>154692

Not yet lad she's not a thot we did do stuff but I don't wanna go into detail

>>154693

I like how you and Neo are like best friends now tbh

>>154694

oh it's back? Won't watch tonight anyway.

Could try doing it here also tbh


f84982 No.154699

>>154698

Night lad

>I like how you and Neo are like best friends now tbh

No we're not

>>154697

You're being really cagey, or at least you're hinting at things and then never saying what you actually mean.


c628b8 No.154700

File: a41fa02c34efb33⋯.jpg (38.89 KB, 480x756, 40:63, 1466714102900.jpg)

>>154699

I don't mean to be secretive, I guess I just assume everyone knows what I mean without being too explicit.


1d9823 No.154701

Even imperium has been beguiled by it's ways. I only came for the movies, not the debauchery and sexual deviancy.

>>154698

Night lad.


f84982 No.154702

File: c868fa7e5ea7a0e⋯.jpg (29.37 KB, 396x396, 1:1, DFsUH-3XsAIDNPo.jpg large.jpg)

>>154701

She's not got anything on me lad I'm getting into her


c628b8 No.154703

File: 79ea19d6a803573⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 185.31 KB, 680x641, 680:641, b47.png)

>>154701

You make me sound like some eldritch horror lad smh.

>>154702

Oh my, that's the lewdest thing you've ever said to me.


02defc No.154704

>>154698

>don't wanna go into full detail

dw lad, premature ejaculation happens to 1/4 boys

night tho

>>154702

Your aware of how that reads right?


f84982 No.154706

File: cb06de0d6d1279c⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 316x421, 316:421, cb06de0d6d1279c82719eb3a7e….jpg)

>>154704

>Your aware of how that reads right?

>>154703

>Oh my, that's the lewdest thing you've ever said to me.

no


c628b8 No.154707

File: addaa8a6023e98f⋯.png (626.49 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, (crawls towards you).png)

>>154706

I-I don't mind lad.


f84982 No.154708

>>154707

STOP BEING A SLAG


063beb No.154709

Ah ladssss


1d9823 No.154710

File: 85aea2c72575748⋯.png (123.83 KB, 521x1037, 521:1037, IMG_1136.PNG)

>>154702

>getting into her

You what? If it's a white woman, then it's shit tbh


f84982 No.154711

File: 5c2e89b9d4d458e⋯.jpg (38.64 KB, 428x428, 1:1, DDFCs-kXkAAQh69.jpg large.jpg)

>>154710

White women are shit lad


c628b8 No.154712

File: ad56159bfa052a2⋯.png (570.57 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, up close.png)

>>154708

No I like it.


f84982 No.154713

>>154712

You've gone too far this time


02defc No.154714

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154709

Y O O O O O O OO O


161966 No.154715

>>154712

>used to hate being called a slag

>now admits to being one

smh such a slag


c628b8 No.154716

>>154713

Aaaahhhh please don't hate me I like you.


c628b8 No.154717

>>154715

It's just our dynamic lad, I say something and he calls me a slag. You could call it our relationship.


f84982 No.154718

>>154717

It's not a dynamic, I genuinely want you to stop being a slag


d6427c No.154719

I still hate Question Time just as much as I ever did.


161966 No.154720

>>154717

quick say something slaggy


c628b8 No.154721

File: 791cff71c5d0ac7⋯.png (299.45 KB, 420x660, 7:11, blush14.png)

>>154718

And if I stopped being a slag how would you reward me?


f84982 No.154722

File: f611b1a17cc70e9⋯.jpg (78.3 KB, 500x719, 500:719, DDYWNkaVYAAg9Im.jpg large.jpg)

>>154721

This is getting slaggy now


d6427c No.154723

>>154721

You're not being a slag at all. Don't listen to the bullies lass


c628b8 No.154724

File: a84c75fff078d0f⋯.png (461.03 KB, 650x730, 65:73, blush12.png)

>>154722

Why can't you love me the way I am.


d6427c No.154725

>>154722

>>154724

Yeah, why can't you love her just the way she is

She's so adorable


ed04e1 No.154726

File: 9fdec5fc179e163⋯.jpg (32.99 KB, 300x330, 10:11, PE103.jpg)

>Want to start an esoteric Twitter

>Don’t want to be bullied by the Government


d6427c No.154727

>>154726

What kind of esoterism?


161966 No.154728

>>154726

Bullied how, lad?


c628b8 No.154729

>>154728

Chelsea Manning'd.


161966 No.154730

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH Jean-Francois Gariépy


161966 No.154731

File: 632f1a1699a08ef⋯.png (82.48 KB, 240x240, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154729

Oh God no, don't make him post a lot of emojis


f84982 No.154732


d6427c No.154733

>>154732

Why lad?


1d9823 No.154734

WW3 IMMINENT

Best Korea did it again even after the US threatened them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41275614


ed04e1 No.154735

>>154727

A cross between traditional fortean topics and esoteric political philosophy I suppose. Idk, it all blends into itself.

>>154728

I don’t want to have to sit through a ‘totally voluntary conversation’ where a police officer badly recites random lines from his PREVENT training and tries to make me spend time with Saracens at some horrid community centre. I don’t want to be bullied.


0d0c5c No.154736

File: c90e240b2729634⋯.png (530.9 KB, 524x616, 131:154, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5b26de894006e4b⋯.png (126.58 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154734

I love him lads


ed04e1 No.154737

>>154734

Does he do as he pleases? I hope so.


161966 No.154738

>>154735

that was done because of a tweet? I wonder how safe you'd be behind an anonymous account with a VPN etc.


c628b8 No.154739

File: bcc0737673306b3⋯.png (507.17 KB, 930x738, 155:123, sad3.png)

>>154732

Well I love you for who you are unconditionally lad. I just hope you'll learn to like me too one day.


f84982 No.154740

>>154739

Are you trying to guilt trip me


c628b8 No.154741

File: 1f5c9f0340d583f⋯.png (409.23 KB, 1120x738, 560:369, sad4.png)


f84982 No.154742

>>154741

Really?


c628b8 No.154743

>>154742

Why are you doing this to me aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.


d6427c No.154744

>>154735

>A cross between traditional fortean topics and esoteric political philosophy I suppose. Idk, it all blends into itself.

If you make it confusing and humorous you'll get away with it


f84982 No.154745


161966 No.154746

>It's an Imperium makes Neo moan episode


f84982 No.154747


d6427c No.154748

File: 47c9cbacf244000⋯.jpg (172.77 KB, 656x514, 328:257, dd54ab6fe6145fd29ef99221b8….jpg)

>>154739

>Well I love you for who you are unconditionally lad. I just hope you'll learn to like me too one day.

Wow, what a lovely thing to say.

Do you love me unconditionally too?


ed04e1 No.154749

>>154738

I am increasingly convinced VPN’s don’t work, not in terms of keeping the Government’s eyes off of you anyway. I might be fine, probably would be. I would conceal myself behind the subject matter but…. If the government decide to bully, they bully.

>>154744

That’s what I am thinking. I half recall Bowden making a statement on the matter, something along the lines of being able to get away with anything in Britain so long as… something something.


161966 No.154750

>>154748

guess she only loves cute people unconditionally smh. No offence, lad


161966 No.154751

>>154749

You could ask SA how he does it


f84982 No.154752


ed04e1 No.154753

>>154751

I might, what are his sober hours?


d6427c No.154754

>>154750

Boss, I'm fucking gorgeous.


1d9823 No.154755

File: f2cac8da3f3e4d7⋯.png (149.79 KB, 627x1020, 209:340, IMG_1138.PNG)

>>154737

Definitely some sort of power struggle going on behind the scenes to warrant such a show of power by the Supreme Commander and his blatant disregard of outsiders.

>>154747

What happened to your love of chinky women lad? This is beneath you smh


c628b8 No.154756

File: 007ddb884e14bbc⋯.png (567.86 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-00363.png)

>>154745

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.


f84982 No.154757

File: 65e366761cad9b3⋯.jpg (83.91 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DEjx0hpWsAE141k.jpg large.jpg)

>>154755

>What happened to your love of chinky women lad? This is beneath you smh

I love chinky women lad


161966 No.154758

>>154753

Dunno. Probably out drinking right now I bet. If he's in the thread he's there tbh


f84982 No.154759

File: d270d5c63c0b118⋯.jpg (75.47 KB, 960x960, 1:1, DEnaP02VwAA-JXZ.jpg large.jpg)

>>154756

I don't know what you're trying to do, but it isn't going to work


c628b8 No.154760

File: da190bd36f88e0b⋯.png (660.31 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-00362.png)

Beddy byes now. Someone hold me please.


f84982 No.154761

File: 65d140d045d0585⋯.jpg (187.14 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, DEQy6xfVwAAVJN0.jpg large.jpg)

>>154760

Night lass


161966 No.154762

File: 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png)

>>154759

You're being a chad, lad. By denying and refusing her she just wants you more.

>>154760

Help you with what? Night lassie


ed04e1 No.154763

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like this Russian lass, she is joyfully largiloquent, or at least appears to be. I don't understand her. She could be horrible.


d6427c No.154764

File: 88ee1e534cba352⋯.webm (5.35 MB, 486x360, 27:20, 88ee1e534cba352b61362ca5c….webm)

>>154760

Come here for a big and totally not insincere hug!


f84982 No.154765

File: 3fe64da799675c7⋯.jpg (222.55 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DEPtewCUMAEni-j.jpg large.jpg)

>>154764

who is that a recording of?


d6427c No.154766

>>154765

Dr. William Pearce


1d9823 No.154767

>>154735

>>154738

>done because of a tweet

As if that actually happens. My twitter account is nothing but preaching the virtues of Christian teaching and how others are being led astray by false prophets and progressivism. None of it is explicitly racist although it could be determined to be rather anti-semitic but that's only because they killed Jesus and reject his godhood. What sort of nonsense would one need to tweet to warrant such a response?

>>154757

So why are you lusting after something that isn't?


ed04e1 No.154768

>>154758

Sometimes he gets snappy when he is drunk, I prefer to talk to him during the day before he starts imbibing.

>>154755

Part of me hopes he nukes several metropolitan areas and kills millions of people. If only to put an end to the ‘modern warfare’ meme.


f84982 No.154769

File: 262790c205cda39⋯.jpg (164.38 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, DEUW7prUMAAGnXS.jpg large.jpg)

>>154767

>So why are you lusting after something that isn't?

I'm not lusting after neo


d6427c No.154770

>>154767

>So why are you lusting after something that isn't?

It's the other way round. Neo is hitting on him. He's rejecting her.


ed04e1 No.154771

>>154767

I am paranoid, lad. Well…….I have been repeatedly vindicated in many of my long held suspicions of what the surveillance state would become. Most of what I have feared has come to pass; perhaps I’d be a fool to expect the rest to happen.


1d9823 No.154772

File: 68351fe3f5b9f3a⋯.png (130.21 KB, 750x955, 150:191, IMG_1139.PNG)

>>154769

>not lusting after Neo

If you say so.

>>154770

He's merely playing hard to get.

>>154771

Could just be that the agent watching you doesn't care for you very much whereas the one watching over myself likes me.


ed04e1 No.154774

File: 7ee7190738992be⋯.jpg (270.96 KB, 1920x1600, 6:5, PE 12.jpg)

>>154772

>Could just be that the agent watching you doesn't care for you very much

Don’t be hurtful, lad.


1d9823 No.154775

I hope you're all in good shape to claim yourselves a decent comfort woman before the Chads take all the pretty lasses. We're hopefully going to war boys, there's no chance Trump would let Best Korea show him up like this, especially because the US top brass believe the previous test was indeed a hydrogen bomb.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2017/sep/15/north-korea-launches-missile-over-japan-live-updates

>>154773

Night lad.

>>154774

Well if that's not the case then you were extra naughty.


ed04e1 No.154776

>>154775

>Well if that's not the case then you were extra naughty.

What do you mean? Nothing happened. I think you had the wrong end of the stick, laddo.


1d9823 No.154777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Best Korean missile apparently overshot Haikkodo by 2000km to the east and reached a height of 770km. I just want the apocalypse tbh, it's not too much to ask for.

>>154776

Your description of what happens to naughty boys led me to believe you'd suffered such a fate. Got to be careful on the twittersphere lest they do actually come for you.


ed04e1 No.154778

>>154777

>Best Korean missile apparently overshot Haikkodo by 2000km

I don’t want Japan to be hit; they amongst the very least deserving of such.

>Your description of what happens to naughty boys led me to believe you'd suffered such a fate.

Oh I see. I was just referencing what has happened to a couple of the lads on /brit/.


ed04e1 No.154779

>>154778

are amongst*


0d0c5c No.154780

>>154777

wow it was almost a direct hit


1d9823 No.154781

Goodnight.

>>154778

>least deserving

No one else around for a missile to be fired over though. The Japanese have to take one for the team.


f2737f No.154782

Lads.


161966 No.154783


161966 No.154784

>>154730

This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh


161966 No.154785

>>154730

This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh

LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE


161966 No.154786

>>154730

This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh

LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE


161966 No.154787

>>154730

This lad is pretty comfy to listen too probably because in the videos I've seen of him he's defended my views smh hope he doesn't attack anything I believe then I'll hate him smh

LET ME POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE


161966 No.154788

>>154784

>>154785

>>154786

>>154787

Look at the time of those posts, yet when I refreshed the page no post was there. Top fucking kek what's going on with the site?


0d0c5c No.154789

>>154730

You got a nice amount of (you)s for this he must be good


161966 No.154790

>>154789

Top kek

>tfw I can't even see them as (You)s

smhhhhhhh


161966 No.154791

>>154789

Hi lass


161966 No.154792

File: 1c07d669072b000⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1560x2382, 260:397, ClipboardImage.png)


0d0c5c No.154793

File: b210ce6868c38aa⋯.gif (1007.11 KB, 300x203, 300:203, hithair.gif)

>>154790

>>154791

smh hotwheels. Hey lad

>>154792

cute sausage-dolf


d6427c No.154794

File: 51d270641d40a74⋯.png (641.08 KB, 900x812, 225:203, respectdiversity.png)

Should all trans "people" be humanely executed for the good of the race?


0d0c5c No.154795

>>154794

depends how well they pass


d6427c No.154796

>>154795

inclined to agree

some of them are nice to look at


161966 No.154797

>>154795

>tfw you realise you fail passing so you stop trying and go back to being a man or you pass and get to be a lass

This could work


161966 No.154798

smh why are you two up anyway you should have gone to bed when the board stopped working smh


d6427c No.154799

>>154798

Been keeping weird hours lately


0d0c5c No.154800

File: bcfb7beab81eee3⋯.jpg (114.96 KB, 886x640, 443:320, 1494697684234.jpg)

>>154798

watching a film


d6427c No.154801

>>154800

What film?


a7c4bc No.154802

>>154800

What film, lass?


0d0c5c No.154803

File: 3c1746fec1d08b5⋯.png (271.76 KB, 421x979, 421:979, 1448842457397.png)

>>154801

>>154802

Dirty Dozen

it's a neat concept, Suicide Squad must have stolen the idea now I think about it, in that the state gets prisoners to do their dirty work for them with the reward of freedom


0d0c5c No.154804

maybe a bunch of other films ran with that idea idk


a7c4bc No.154805

>>154803

>it's an old film episode

I wish I wasn't such an oldist smh


d6427c No.154806

>>154805

Isn't it Film Friday tomorrow?

Nobody gives a shit anymore do they…


d6427c No.154807

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH THE GOLDEN ONE


d6427c No.154808

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH BASED SEXY CIVIC QT3.14

Don't care what's she's saying, just like looking at her


0d0c5c No.154809

File: 3e7d820f0502bc9⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1513x1078, 1513:1078, 1504359250610.png)

>>154805

it's nice to escape the Hollyjew once in a while

>>154806

I was thinking about making a poal suggesting only films made by the nazis. we watched a couple a long time ago and they were okay. not sure how many have been translated though.


a7c4bc No.154810

>>154806

It is but I got kind of tired of it because google drive is a fucking cunt when it comes to uploading videos, and people don't show up anymore which just makes it a lot of stuff to do for something that the majority of people won't even see.


d6427c No.154811

>>154809

Could try watching that Quite Earth film I fond on YouTube.

No need to encode anything then. It's a good film, but nobody will have heard of it so probably won't vote for it.


0d0c5c No.154812

>>154810

maybe we should reduce to every 2 weeks


d6427c No.154813

>>154812

Could be a plan.

It's weird how it peaked, then suddenly dropped off to nothing. At one point we were even pulling in /brit/izens.

Then it all just went dead. And the poals always got trolled.

What happened?


a7c4bc No.154814

for fuck's sake it's so late


a7c4bc No.154815

File: b02db3f52bd2c50⋯.png (27.29 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Pembs kissu2.png)

File: a8bd6eecceb0193⋯.png (20.93 KB, 750x408, 125:68, TBBK KISSU.png)

goodnight lassies


d6427c No.154816

>>154815

Night boss, sweet dreams


0d0c5c No.154817

File: d0c230d862cb04b⋯.png (578.03 KB, 418x782, 209:391, Froppy (15).png)

>>154813

I couldn't say lad, might have over did it

>>154815

Goodnight lad


d6427c No.154818

>>154817

I added a fairly good copy of The Quiet Earth to the cytube list, so it's there if you want it.

I wouldn't mind watching it again. It's a comfy, thoughtful sci-fi, about a man that wakes up in a world where he is the only person left alive.


0d0c5c No.154819

>>154818

sounds nice


a7c4bc No.154820

Nah fuck going to sleep when I am up this late anyway. Any tips on how to stay awake for two days? I always fall asleep in the middle of the second day when I do this.


a7c4bc No.154821

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wakey wakey wagies


a7c4bc No.154822

File: b8e45a4f4254621⋯.gif (840.4 KB, 264x384, 11:16, tenor.gif)


a7c4bc No.154823

File: 70c0b2cac34916f⋯.gif (52.18 KB, 280x438, 140:219, 1471056178533[1].gif)

File: ac0270a8eac90f0⋯.png (36.55 KB, 1287x864, 143:96, Dancing party.png)

*dancis*


ef23ca No.154824

>>154808

she wears so much makeup though


a7c4bc No.154825

File: 98fa8b2a323f7ce⋯.png (9.68 MB, 2328x2232, 97:93, ClipboardImage.png)


3b58ae No.154826

File: 654fc9c8d6af201⋯.jpg (148.28 KB, 1024x820, 256:205, fb94e8acd17d85d247f8909039….jpg)

>>154380

I knew I was right to keep one of these images rather than deleting all of them.


63524b No.154827

File: a36a6a0fec29f15⋯.jpg (61 KB, 500x323, 500:323, 474783fa-7a57-4aa6-8200-61….jpg)

>>154534

>tfw growing taller too

>it keeps happening

you release growth hormones when you restrict+exercise or some shit

maybe it's due to my age in any case I'm not complaining


bca238 No.154828

File: 620d084e7872d98⋯.png (203.68 KB, 722x248, 361:124, ClipboardImage.png)

>dancing

I can do a mean highland reel or however it's called, went to my grandparent's dance group once wew

>>154663

F

>>154726

you on druid/pol/ lad? it seems to be a haven for esotericism these days tbh, post about stuff there

>>154735

you can just shut the door in their faces if they show up tbh, I should have done that from the beginning

>>154736

>no fancy photoshop so I can ensmallen his hair further like on spencer edits

>>154809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZJXGs8ZABQ

tbh

>>154827

>not remaining a qt midget

smh


63524b No.154829

>>154828

taller height = lower bmi


3b58ae No.154830

Neo you fat lazy cunt wake up and make a new thread


bca238 No.154831

File: 3d5e313d648c9ac⋯.png (122.68 KB, 300x338, 150:169, very sweaty varg wiping at….png)

>>154829

>not appreciating a bit of fat

the shorter a lass is the better it tends to distribute itself

smh I will go no further I must remain moral

>>154830

is one needed rn?


bca238 No.154833

File: 6fa4efc9be2fd58⋯.png (171.75 KB, 259x323, 259:323, smolvarg.png)


63524b No.154838

>>154831

i shouldn't ask such immoral things as well but how small is 5'4?

besides it's ok we're both sexless anons behind monitors :^)


bca238 No.154839

>>154838

not that short tbh, feels about average even. >tfw no four foot gf


bca238 No.154842

File: 500286a1bf42cd1⋯.png (14.07 KB, 136x208, 17:26, ClipboardImage.png)

>>154839

perfect normie height tbh


d6427c No.155162

>>154820

Drink lots of tea throughout the day.

But stop before the time reasonable bed time comes around. Then you'll just go out like a light.




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