044b79 No.145651
British teachers tell pupils Trump is similar to Hitler and say Muslims are the major victims of Manchester bombing
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/02/channel-4-british-teachers-pupils-similarities-hitler-trump/
>A new Channel 4 documentary shows British teachers telling pupils there are “a lot of similarities between Hitler and Trump”, and suggesting the most important people to look after following the Manchester Arena terror bombing are Muslim pupils.
>Harrop Fold School in Salford, Manchester, was formerly ranked one of the worst in Britain and is led by three brothers: Headteacher Drew Povey, Deputy Head Ross Povey, and Ben Povey on the Behaviour Team.
Yellow Pages to stop printing directory after 51-year run
http://www.bbc.com/news/amp/business-41125865
Former councillor jailed for sexually abusing boy while posing as religious teacher taking him to mosque
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/15509763.GUILTY__Former_councillor_jailed_for_sexually_abusing_boy_while_posing_as_religious_teacher_taking_him_to_mosque/
>When Khan was jailed, there was a disturbance from the public gallery, with shouts of “it’s a stitch up”
NATO Calls For Help to Prepare for War in Big Cities
http://www.trunews.com/article/nato-calls-for-help-to-prepare-for-war-in-big-cities
UN Refugee Agency Says They Want at Least 380,000 Migrants in Europe Per Year
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/01/un-refugee-agency-says-want-least-380000-migrants-europe-per-year/
>I want the UN refugee agency GONE by this time next year. Enough with these wogs. Fuck them and fuck the (((UNHCR)))
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995bef No.146342
>>146341
night lad
abandon diana and join the imperium
bf6d75 No.146343
9b8b24 No.146345
what shirts go well with braces tbh lads.
be835c No.146347
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I'm in the mood to watch a movie
bf6d75 No.146349
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>>146338
kek that's not bad tbh. Though I prefer pavane op 50 on it's own
9b8b24 No.146352
>>146350
what
>>146346
tbh i got braces for my work trousers since they have braces so i doubt i want to get dust and crap on a Ben Sherman.
be835c No.146353
why is there a bollywood movie playing in cytube right now 22st?
6cb271 No.146354
>>146350
>low collar tees
fag alert
bf6d75 No.146355
>>146352
perhaps you'd prefer something more like this?
6cb271 No.146356
>>146352
you need to be buying bens so that you always have some old ones for work tbf
*wears ralphies and levis to dig holes*
9b8b24 No.146357
>>146355
i'll game u in a minute m88
bf6d75 No.146358
>>146354
Smh I suffer for aesthetics
9b8b24 No.146359
>>146356
tbh if my wardrobe is nothing but good stuff I'm fine to work in the older sets
bf6d75 No.146360
>>146357
1v1 me on the rift n i g g e r
9b8b24 No.146362
>>146360
rust 4am come alone, intervention only nogga
e93d4c No.146363
>>145651
>NATO Calls For Help to Prepare for War in Big Cities
>UN Refugee Agency Says They Want at Least 380,000 Migrants in Europe Per Year
Nice juxtaposition, lass.
6cb271 No.146364
>>146358
>low cut collars are aesthetic
if you suck penis
>>146359
good lad, better to wear high quality old clothes than cheap new ones
>buy £2 t shirt from asda after spilling acetone on mine
>wear a hole in the shoulder in less than 8 minutes of work
571006 No.146366
>>146080
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
:dance:
571006 No.146367
bf6d75 No.146368
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>>146362
YOURE IN FOR IT NOW LAD
be835c No.146370
>>146367
It says it's GOT ep 4, but it's some poo in the loo nonsense.
9b8b24 No.146371
>>146368
my dad is faze ill rek u little skrub
bf6d75 No.146372
>>146364
When I make low cut tops acceptable and straight it will be you and your collars that will be sucking knobs
>>146365
I am the bully
571006 No.146373
>>146370
oh, it was supposed to be GoT but they lied to us
6cb271 No.146374
>>146361
theyre ugly af lad haha
be835c No.146375
>>146373
I guess this is how poo-in-the-loos get people to watch their shit films.
They pretend they are something else.
Sad.
6cb271 No.146377
>>146372
>turned up collars
>representing anything except likely ultraviolence
good luck g
be835c No.146378
>>146376
If that's London, why are any of the white?
bf6d75 No.146380
>>146374
that shirt looks way gayer than anything I've posted so far lad
I'm avant garde, you're avant tarde
>>146377
if by ultraviolence you mean double fisting smh
be835c No.146381
>>146379
Anything that gets played on the (((BBC))) by definition, can not be good.
It's zog approved mind numbing shite.
7f33b6 No.146382
>cytu.be pw protected again
be835c No.146383
>>146380
>avant tarde
he's a pikey tbh
bf6d75 No.146384
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>>146379
slaves are in fact top stuff
6cb271 No.146385
>>146380
>looks gayer
nah its the skeltal mode model
>double fisting
is that what you call gang beatings in slopshite
be835c No.146386
>>146382
cytu.be is only for /newbrit/ elite
That means not you.
6cb271 No.146387
>>146384
>isaac and lori
they are frauds tho
bf6d75 No.146388
>>146378
they invited every white in london to participate lad
be835c No.146389
be835c No.146390
>>146388
Ah right. One last stand, against the tide of human sewage, I guess
d8e68b No.146391
>>146373
Lad I must apologise. I destroyed your mother’s cervix last night. I don’t think she’ll ever fully recover.
bf6d75 No.146392
>>146385
>skeltal model
No it's that gay stiffing fucking collar
>fisting
No it's what you benders get up to in scussex
6cb271 No.146393
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2 BIG PITS I CALL EM MY BITCH NIGGER EATERS
AND NOT A WHIMPER TILL IM GONE
THUG LIFE RUNNIN THROUGH MY VEINS SO IM STRONG
bf6d75 No.146394
>>146387
in what sense lad?
>>146389
FUCK YOU
be835c No.146395
>>146392
Are you middle class?
Nothing wrong with that, I'm upper-middle class.
7f33b6 No.146396
>>146386
>cytu.be is only for the /newbrit/ elite
so there's another cabal aside from the Bongo Bongo Land?
6cb271 No.146397
>>146392
>collar
agreed, turned down collars are feminine
>the rest
…
bf6d75 No.146398
>>146395
Hell no lad I'm poor as fuck
Straight up working class teetering on living on the street class
be835c No.146399
>>146398
Oh right. Sounds terrible.
6cb271 No.146400
>>146394
upper middle class lads making neo punk tbh, its a fraudulent and self masturbatory musical medium for otherwise untalented trustfunders.
be835c No.146401
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Jew judge is keeping Christopher Cantwell in prison for no real reason
6cb271 No.146402
>>146398
>>146399
upper working class master race
be835c No.146403
>>146400
>upper middle class lads making neo punk tbh, its a fraudulent and self masturbatory musical medium for otherwise untalented trustfunders.
This is exactly right. They are rich posers playing at being white working class. It's a mockery.
bf6d75 No.146404
>>146399
Nah it's alright. Makes christmas all the more fun
why'd you ask anyway
>>146400
Oooooh I see. Still though I like their music
>>146402
>rich great grandfather
>multi millionaire uncles
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY YOU CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
6cb271 No.146405
>>146404
make your own money you sponging twat
bf6d75 No.146406
>>146405
>sponging
I fucking wish, I shan't ever see a lick of those riches
>make you own money
that's the plan when I leave college and the nest lad
d8e68b No.146407
>tfw poor ass PhD fag
Can’t wait to get out of academics.
bf6d75 No.146408
>>146407
do it now lad
leave it all behind and go find gold in mexico
6cb271 No.146410
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I WANT MONEY HOES SEX AND WEED
t. went to shakespearean acting school
6cb271 No.146411
>>146407
cant you sell naughty products or form a protection racket for instance
6cb271 No.146413
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>>146412
>gets pop remixes in suggested vids
alright lets do it
6cb271 No.146414
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>no hq skream version on younstube no more
jewish af
bf6d75 No.146415
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>>146413
Now do the remix for this
6cb271 No.146416
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titanic make de gals panic
bf6d75 No.146421
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Bring back memories of year 6 now :'(
>>146419
THAT'LL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6cb271 No.146422
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this is some high quality jump up tbf
bf6d75 No.146423
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>>146420
m'yes
that is a pretty good choon tho
bf6d75 No.146425
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lets not for the classics boys
822081 No.146427
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>pop
is shit
NDW and rock is bretty gud stuff
would've posted küß mich, good-bye but there's no vid smh
bf6d75 No.146431
>>146427
>pop is shit
No
>german stuf
shit posting again herts?
571006 No.146432
>cross-species feminism
>>146426
Night lad
571006 No.146433
I bet you can see her roastie through it in the front
822081 No.146434
>>146431
What's wrong with German stuff? You didn't complain when I posted French stuff
NDW is a good genre tbh
>>146433
see this is why Diana is a moral lass
I just know tbh
9b8b24 No.146435
>>146432
>not letting it live
bf6d75 No.146436
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ahhhhhhhh what a pure little love song ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>146433
BASED nodern clothing
bf6d75 No.146437
>>146434
Because I LIKED the french stuff smh
I have nothing against German stuff I was just digging you
571006 No.146438
>>146434
Braaap(cute brap)
822081 No.146440
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I wish I was at this concert tbh it looks raging
>>146437
Well that's good to hear tbh
no I know you what you meant dw. The problem with jerry stuff is that it tends to be too catchy sometimes tbh
>>146438
is this supposed to be a fart or something wtf
571006 No.146441
>>146440
>is this supposed to be a fart or something wtf
yeah. She's shoving her bum in our faces and farting smhhh
9b8b24 No.146442
>>146441
brapp is the sound a rotary engine makes reee
bf6d75 No.146443
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you makin me sleepy max lad
bf6d75 No.146444
>>146442
brapp is the thinking mans fetish and Ill hear nothing else
822081 No.146445
>>146441
I just don't get it
571006 No.146446
>>146445
What's to get? Bummies fart
>>146442
Does it sound like farts?
822081 No.146447
>>146446
But why do you like farts
bf6d75 No.146449
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Here's something to wake you up lads
FULL VOLUMEEEEEEE
>>146445
>
bf6d75 No.146451
>>146447
>>146449
I keep on forgeting you cant post images and video @ same time smh
>
its just another form of shit posting
822081 No.146452
>>146451
That's actually disgusting tbh
571006 No.146453
>>146447
Farts are funny
>>146448
Yeah I guess
bf6d75 No.146454
>>146452
I think it's rather funny tbh
Either it's posts like that which are the reason people say 'brapp' when they see bums
822081 No.146457
>>146453
>>146454
I just can't get away from the imagery smh
bf6d75 No.146459
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To those who know not
The Handsome Family are good musicians
and true detective S1 good show
ending was lack luster tho
>>146455
I've a proper long one I saw on fit but idk where it is smh
571006 No.146460
>>146458
that's too long to read, lad
>>146457
I find it funny when typing it but I imagine I'd be disgusted by a lass farting in real life
571006 No.146461
>>146459
>ending was lack luster tho
I think that was the consensus tbh
>>146459
>I've a proper long one I saw on fit but idk where it is smh
Smelly sweaty gym farts. Sign me up
bf6d75 No.146463
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Tbh lads we're getting into shrop lad territory with songs like this
>>146461
>spoiler
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it was such a good lead up and then it just brapped out s fucking hillbilly
I wanted a fucking illuminati cultist or some shit damnit
571006 No.146464
>>146463
>I wanted a fucking illuminati cultist or some shit damnit
Yeah, lad. They even showed some kind of supernatural thing there in the house but it was nothing. A hallucination or something?
bf6d75 No.146466
>>146464
>Hallucination or something?
It reeks of rushed due to deadlines tbh. It's like in Heavy rain where there're all those weird hallucination cut scenes that don't make sense until you hear that they were part of the game that was cut
571006 No.146467
>>146465
smh. I think they pussied out tbh
571006 No.146468
>tfw your fart get trapped between you and the chair and then bubbles up between your thighs
9b8b24 No.146469
571006 No.146470
>>146469
meant to reply to >>146466
571006 No.146471
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smhhhhhhhhh what did you do you made her quit
bf6d75 No.146472
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>speaking of things that ought to have been finished properly
DAMN YOU MICROSOFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bf6d75 No.146473
>>146471
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
822081 No.146476
>>146474
abandon imperium and join diana
995bef No.146477
bf6d75 No.146478
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>there are people ITT who don't like the cure
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bf6d75 No.146481
>im near halfway to (50)
time to stop tbh
995bef No.146482
>>146481
>48/140 posts
lad, calm it down
bf6d75 No.146484
>>146482
You don't have to tell me twice, I'm gonna go watch a video tbh.
You lads post a lot of shit while I'm gone to compensate yeah?
>>146483
relatable
822081 No.146487
>>146485
>not swarthy women
>not slavic thots
995bef No.146488
822081 No.146489
>>146488
But lad have you ever heard…
of a MORAL THOT???!!!
Truly magical help me I'm crazy
995bef No.146490
>>146489
save yourself
find a chinky lass
571006 No.146491
We're not a horseshoe… we're a donut
995bef No.146492
822081 No.146493
>>146490
It's too late tbh my fate is sealed
>>146491
this makes no sense wtf
571006 No.146494
>>146491
The donut theory, it's like the horseshoe theory but in the shape of a donut instead so the alt-right can't make fun of it being a horseshoe or something
571006 No.146495
995bef No.146496
>>146493
it's not too late
you can find a chinky lass to love and to cherish without having to dethotify
571006 No.146497
be835c No.146498
>>146458
>>146460
>>146462
he's stealing my bins again boss
822081 No.146499
>>146496
No lad I'll never love someone else
>>146497
I like her fashion choices a bit ngl
995bef No.146500
>>146499
>No lad I'll never love someone else
Don't you think a chinky lass would love you more
571006 No.146501
>>146498
there is no point in banning him, lad. Just filter smh
>>146499
You should dress up as her, lad
995bef No.146502
>>146501
>You should dress up as her, lad
822081 No.146503
>>146500
No the ant people don't have souls
>>146501
Lad I'm not a bender smh
571006 No.146504
>>146502
I am sure he's androgynous enough to pull it off.
571006 No.146505
>>146503
>Lad I'm not a bender smh
smh it's not gay
822081 No.146506
>>146504
I'm really not
>>146505
yes, it is
995bef No.146507
>>146504
>I am sure he's androgynous enough to pull it off.
>>146505
>>146503
chinky women have souls. it's white women that don't have souls
571006 No.146508
>>146506
smh you're not confident enough to pull it off
822081 No.146509
>>146507
chinks have no souls lad
huwhite women have souls, you have to make them realise it
>>146508
why don't you do it then
571006 No.146510
It's normal for people to stay out this late when partying, right? smh
>>146509
>why don't you do it then
I couldn't pull it off smh
995bef No.146511
>>146509
white women can literally never have souls
they steal your souls
bf6d75 No.146512
>>146510
Lad going home now would be leaving early. I think they kick you out of the local place at 4
571006 No.146513
bf6d75 No.146514
>>146513
and that's assuming he doesn't leave with someone and stays up all night
9b8b24 No.146515
>>146510
>it's a pembs date-rapes himself episode again
571006 No.146517
>>146515
date-rapes? Again?
822081 No.146518
I'm going to leave the thread and focus on writing and expel my demons for tonight at least
>>146510
nah still pretty early
>>146511
only if you let them
if you show a girl her soul then it's worth it
995bef No.146519
>>146518
night lad
>if you show a girl her soul then it's worth it
all white women will steal your soul
9b8b24 No.146520
>>146517
remember when he mixed benzos and alcohol by himself?
bf6d75 No.146521
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man there's something really quite sexy about the cold
and soothing
heat is fun but i really can't stand to cold, at least in the modern day
>>146516
>;^)
>>146518
>expel demons
wank?
Later though
571006 No.146522
>>146520
oh, right. I thought you meant somebody actually raped her
571006 No.146523
>>146518
Lad stop telling us when you're fapping
571006 No.146524
>>146491
Here's the man behind the art and idea.
822081 No.146525
I wish Diana were here tbh I'd cheer her up and she'd cheer me up
anyway I'll close the tab for real
>>146519
not this one
>>146521
>>146523
No lads are you projecting wtf
I mean write to get my unhealthy thoughts out on paper
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995bef No.146526
night lads
join the imperium
571006 No.146527
be835c No.146528
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>reminder that chinky lasses are not real
bf6d75 No.146529
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>>146525
Lad needs to hydrate tbh
>>146525
>projecting
pah 2v1 says otherwise lad.
>unhealthy thoughts
tenner says you're being dramatic
fiver says that if you're talking about raunchy thoughts it'll only make the matter worse
>>146526
sleep well lad
bf6d75 No.146531
>>146530
seems like a fun type of guy
be835c No.146533
>>146532
Based free market capitalism tbh
9b8b24 No.146535
>>146534
to church, not even kidding
be835c No.146536
>>146535
Oh yeah.
He turned out to be a simple minded child trying to repair his lost soul, despite all his pretentious waffle.
be835c No.146538
>>146537
That proves traps aren't gay.
be835c No.146539
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>music for the night shift
094bb0 No.146540
>>146535
Guess all that little lamb posting actually paid off
094bb0 No.146544
The sea is calm tonight.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand,
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air!
Only, from the long line of spray
Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
Listen! you hear the grating roar
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
At their return, up the high strand,
Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
The eternal note of sadness in.
Sophocles long ago
Heard it on the Ægean, and it brought
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow
Of human misery; we
Find also in the sound a thought,
Hearing it by this distant northern sea.
The Sea of Faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth’s shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furled.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.
Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.
e93d4c No.146545
>>146544
>thousands of years ago Bran the Blessed had his head buried at the White Hill facing south to ward off invaders
>today invaders project a message onto the white cliffs to invite more invaders
75a216 No.146547
want to be 22st's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her 22st blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo 22st blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her 22st hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her 22st hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her 22st face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
e93d4c No.146549
>>146547
It's been a while since I last saw that pasta.
75a216 No.146550
want to be 22st's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her 22st blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo 22st blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her 22st hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her 22st hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her 22st face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
64afcf No.146552
>>146546
I warned you about K*reans
64afcf No.146553
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64afcf No.146559
do you ever sit down and have your arse go numb
bf6d75 No.146560
>>146559
You my friend need to do some running
e93d4c No.146561
dde732 No.146562
>>146559
only after like 4 hours
10e996 No.146564
*openly has respect for North Korea*
bf6d75 No.146565
green monster is shite tbh
dde732 No.146566
>>146565
oi fuck you fite me
64afcf No.146567
bf6d75 No.146568
>>146566
Now this is what you should be drinking
>>146567
You're just jealous because you have caffeine tolerance
10e996 No.146569
>You will never be raped by foreign combatants
10e996 No.146571
>How /brit/ sees itself vs. how /brit/ truly is
bf6d75 No.146572
>>146569
But you can rape the foreign combatants instead lad
10e996 No.146573
>>146572
I want to be a sub lass smh
bf6d75 No.146574
>>146573
Smh lad there must be a foreign lad in chester willing to rape you? it's full of polish
10e996 No.146576
FINGER MY AASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10e996 No.146577
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CUMMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
d15d8a No.146578
>>146566
>>146568
I used to drink at least ten every week and my heart started to feel weird. Shouldn't be drinking any energy drinks tbh
10e996 No.146580
>>146578
I AM GOING TO CUM DEEP IN YOUR ASS
bf6d75 No.146581
>>146578
I rarely drink anything other than water and milk, the bi weekly energy drink shan't make too much of a difference for me I suspect.
d15d8a No.146582
>>146580
I don't have a donkey though?
bf6d75 No.146585
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>>146584
Good morning lad. Had you a good fun?
e71330 No.146586
>>146585
Yeah it was really good time, played a lord of the rings drinking game and barely mad it through the first film
bf6d75 No.146587
>>146586
smh none of my m8s watch LOTR. what kind of drinking games?
e71330 No.146589
>>146587
2 of the 6 hadn't seen it either, it was genuinely better then some parties i've been too because it was so funny tbh
e71330 No.146590
>its a mum thinks i drink to much episode
>she thinks she can stop ya boi
silly mummy tbh
64afcf No.146591
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>>146590
it's not possible to drink too much lad.
cfc43a No.146592
bf6d75 No.146594
>>146590
Boy do I know that feel, mines probably right tho.
>>146592
'lo lad
64afcf No.146595
e93d4c No.146596
>>146595
You were saying immoral things
d8e68b No.146597
Why is this place so immoral?
bf6d75 No.146598
>>146597
because it's full of shit posters. Shit posters make for degenerates it seems
64afcf No.146599
i wonder if neo's gone feral yet
dde732 No.146601
dde732 No.146602
dde732 No.146603
>>146590
do you have a drink within 4 hours of waking up?
dde732 No.146604
dde732 No.146605
>in israel the yellow pages is called golden pages
64afcf No.146606
>>146605
>tfw yellow pages as a name is already taken, so no one can start an imperium dating website by the same name
dde732 No.146607
>>146606
my side pieces jesus Christ
d8e68b No.146608
870d07 No.146609
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JENNY IS SO CUTE I WISH SHE WAS MY GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
870d07 No.146611
new member of my wincest family and also ive been watching scooby doo with mummy scully
thinking i might replace lauren
she looks fucking sexy in that pic and others but in her latest video she looks old af and her mouth area is looking even more old lady like than usual
dde732 No.146614
b82675 No.146615
Really jiggers my niggers
bf6d75 No.146617
it appears I have yet again over consumed the boundaries of my stomach. Gonna be hibernating on and off for the rest of the day it seems
dde732 No.146618
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>>146617
have some soothing jump up to settle your tummy
bf6d75 No.146619
>>146618
Cheers doc, this is just what the gastroenterologist ordered
dde732 No.146621
>>146620
she looks like a half gook jennay
64afcf No.146622
dde732 No.146624
>>146622
fuck you ill kill you
bf6d75 No.146625
>>146623
That movie was straight up red pilled tbh
571006 No.146626
>woke up around 3
>brother and his gf visiting AGAIN and they brought the single mummy's single mummy's single mummy
at least it's over now
64afcf No.146627
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>>146624
fuck a chinky lass instead lad
bf6d75 No.146628
>>146626
are you really willing to hand over the dynasty of the Sebastian family over to him and their runt lad?
571006 No.146629
>>146628
How do you mean hand over the dynasty?
bf6d75 No.146630
>>146629
You gonna let your brother be the only one to produce heirs? You gotta start shagging my boy
7fd726 No.146632
>>146630
>gotta start shagging your boy
*reports you to nspcc*
64afcf No.146633
571006 No.146634
>>146630
I'll get to it, lad. Hopefully my niece breaks the chain of single mummies.
64afcf No.146636
>>146634
And don't listen to neo
DO NOT settle for a single mother
7fd726 No.146637
>>146636
fuck off gook lover single mummies will do as a last resort
571006 No.146638
>>146636
It's just Neo's womynly instincts making her soft smh
7fd726 No.146639
d33c67 No.146640
>>146639
What are you implying lad
64afcf No.146642
>>146637
Last resort
>>146638
Keep believing that
bf6d75 No.146643
>>146632
You'll pay for this in time knave. Right after I answer whoever's at the door…
>>146634
Good lad, his is definitely the weakest line
7fd726 No.146644
>>146640
speak of the devil and xey shall appear
everything and nothing tbh
64afcf No.146645
7fd726 No.146646
>>146641
laws are made to be flouted willy nilly
>>146642
or an easy low effort resort
571006 No.146647
>>146640
Hey, lass. You survived
>>146643
How do you put that hood on?
>his is definitely the weakest line
tbh. He should fear me
>>146646
>laws are made to be flouted willy nilly
If you're a powerful mod, yeah. Not a peasant pleb poster smh
7fd726 No.146648
>>146647
>muh mod investiture
rules are what stupid people blame their inaction on.
7fd726 No.146650
bf6d75 No.146651
>>146647
>how do you put it on?
forcefully lad
571006 No.146653
>>146649
what
>>146648
but if you don't follow my rules I'll ban you smh stop being racist
bf6d75 No.146654
>I'm the only one who remembers the MaskedMolter
Where did he goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
7fd726 No.146655
>>146653
sooooo tempted to call your bluff but i cba to set up my dIP tonight so ill relent.
64afcf No.146656
how can white women even compete
571006 No.146657
>>146655
Close one. Now back to work
d33c67 No.146659
>>146644
>devil
Smh, I'm an angel fyi.
>>146645
*bites you*
>>146647
I'm still suffering from post-nan's house depression like I do every year smh. It was so peaceful up there with my own space to sleep, cook and play. It was like a little bubble where cultural marxism didn't exist and the whole world was a happy place again.
>>146656
By not being yellow.
64afcf No.146660
7fd726 No.146661
>>146660
oh shit youre gonna turn into something unspeakable *locks you up for our protection*
7fd726 No.146662
9b8b24 No.146663
7fd726 No.146666
64afcf No.146668
571006 No.146671
>>146659
>I'm still suffering from post-nan's house depression like I do every year smh. It was so peaceful up there with my own space to sleep, cook and play. It was like a little bubble where cultural marxism didn't exist and the whole world was a happy place again.
Haven't had such a feeling since I found /pol/.
>tfw addicted to the internet and happenings so I couldn't get that feeling unless I was forced away from it somehow
>>146666
At least druids are better than imperium
7fd726 No.146672
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>>146671
nice backhanded compliment
571006 No.146673
>tfw youtube algorithm starts hiding civic fencer videos since a lot of his viewers are angry nativists
571006 No.146675
>>146672
If a board war ever happens you'll have my hammer.
7fd726 No.146676
>>146675
And you shall have my staff
d33c67 No.146677
>>146660
Feral urge lad, please forgive me.
>>146671
>Haven't had such a feeling since I found /pol/.
I think I would go legit crazy or hyper depressed if I didn't disengage from the horror occasionally. That's why I like coming here tbh, the fun makes it all worthwhile.
>At least druids are better than imperium
Our based crossdressing ancestors.
571006 No.146678
Did Pembs come home last night?
64afcf No.146679
>>146677
>Feral urge lad, please forgive me.
Oh, ok
You don't have rabies, do you?
bf6d75 No.146680
>>146678
Looks like the lad either found a shag or is sleeping off a (likely very nasty) hangover. Hm, perhaps both?
7fd726 No.146681
>>146678
[concern intensifies]
64afcf No.146682
be835c No.146683
>>146678
We watching GOT tonight?
571006 No.146684
>>146677
>the fun makes it all worthwhile.
What do you do while there?
>>146680
it's so late in the day though.
>>146682
Probably
d33c67 No.146685
>>146678
Aaaahhh I hoped Pembs would be here when I got back.
>>146679
No, but I might have /cute/bies.
7fd726 No.146686
>>146682
t. imperium will save the white race
be835c No.146687
There is a way to summon pembs in an emergency.
64afcf No.146688
>>146685
>No, but I might have /cute/bies.
What did she mean by this
>>146686
Imperium will finally end the tyranny of the white """woman"""
bf6d75 No.146689
>>146687
NO we can't! It's a forbidden ritual
be835c No.146690
>>146688
chinky lasses
are not real
9b8b24 No.146691
571006 No.146692
>>146683
If Pembs wants to
>>146687
Oh?
>>146685
/cute/bies?
7fd726 No.146693
ive got no clue whats going on anymore smh
64afcf No.146694
we need a new Bongo Bongo Land lads
be835c No.146695
>>146692
>If Pembs wants to
Why does everything have to revolve around pembs?
bf6d75 No.146696
>>146694
why lad? because we can't see the history?
be835c No.146697
64afcf No.146699
>>146696
it's how you summon pembs
571006 No.146700
>>146695
You wouldn't want me and Pembs watching it without you, right? We've been watching it from episode 1 up until now smhh
7fd726 No.146701
>>146697
im not binlightened.
be835c No.146702
>>146700
>You wouldn't want me and Pembs watching it without you, right?
W-why would you even say that? What a horrible thing to say!
571006 No.146703
>>146702
The point is that we wouldn't you big dummy
bf6d75 No.146704
>>146699
Oh damn, I did'nae know there were 2 different rituals
be835c No.146705
>>146703
Stop bullying me!
044b79 No.146707
>>146640
Welcome back lass
>>146678
>>146681
I'm fine sorry, felt rough today so I've been resting in bed and didn't feel like posting
>>146699
*autistic screeching*
571006 No.146708
>communism will never be properly tried
>we'll never see giant monuments like this
smh
be835c No.146709
>>146704
Check cytube, I did it and it worked, I'm not even kidding.
571006 No.146710
>>146707
Well now that we know you're fine you can go back to resting
bf6d75 No.146713
>>146707
Wow and we didn't even have to do the ritu-
>>146709
KEK
That is becoming an eerie coincidence
044b79 No.146714
>>146709
I was lurking already stop bully
>>146710
O-oh okay
be835c No.146715
>>146714
> stop bully
I'm not bullying you am i??
be835c No.146718
>>146716
i don't beliebe him
044b79 No.146719
>>146715
Not really I don't care
>>146716
We can watch GoT of coursh
>>146718
What?
be835c No.146720
>>146719
>We can watch GoT of coursh
YESH!
571006 No.146721
>it's an I'm awkward on the board like I am in real life episode
d33c67 No.146722
>>146707
Thanks lass, missed you a lot tbh.
7fd726 No.146723
>>146721
:( *buys you a whisky*
64afcf No.146724
>>146723
get 22st on an alcohol IV drip ASAP
571006 No.146725
>>146723
t-thanks, lad. *lets my brother have it*
>>146724
W-why? Alcohol never helped me smh.
bf6d75 No.146726
>>146721
Whenever I'm awkward I just smile pleasantly until everyone relents and accepts whatever I put out as normal
7fd726 No.146727
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>>146724
>>146725
slightly less than 2 and a half drinks lad
7fd726 No.146729
>>146726
ahhh the "i dare you to question me" technique, very effective.
64afcf No.146730
>>146725
> Alcohol never helped me smh.
WRONG
>>146728
someone shop in ttpw
7fd726 No.146731
be835c No.146732
22st boss, could you come to cytube, we are all waiting…
044b79 No.146733
>>146721
Laddd pls don't feel awkward
>>146722
Y-you too
7fd726 No.146734
>44.2 units
sounds like a challenge
64afcf No.146736
>"we heard you don't like chinky lasses, why is that lad?"
7fd726 No.146738
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>progressive acid ska
oh my word
c1a7e1 No.146739
We going to watch porn together lads?
64afcf No.146740
c1a7e1 No.146741
>>146740
You'd only want gooks anyway lad smh
d33c67 No.146742
>>146736
Ew, go back to your sweatshop and make nice clothes for white women.
64afcf No.146743
>>146742
>white women
>wear nice clothes
lol
d33c67 No.146744
>>146743
Her fanny smells of kimchi.
64afcf No.146745
>>146744
t. jealous white """"woman""""
d33c67 No.146746
>>146745
>doesn't dispute it
Stinky chinkies go home.
64afcf No.146747
>>146746
white women fannys smell like off milk
why would a chinky fanny smell like kimchi? it doesn't make sense
7fd726 No.146748
571006 No.146749
>>146747
smells of soy I guess
7fd726 No.146751
>>146747
white womens fannies smell of fanny.
d33c67 No.146752
>>146747
You haven't sniffed a fanny since you were deposited out your mum's tbh so how would you know, smh.
64afcf No.146753
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d33c67 No.146755
>>146753
Sorry lad, that was mean of me.
991ae8 No.146756
I am going to mock interview 60 Filipino high school students via Skype in a few days from my neet man cave.
7fd726 No.146758
64afcf No.146759
>>146755
You've been a complete bitch since coming back from granny's house
d33c67 No.146760
>>146759
I haven't seen any gooks for a whole week lad, it's kind of a shock coming back to that tbh.
e71330 No.146762
>>146760
I wish i could say the same tbh, my brothers nip GF is back
64afcf No.146763
>>146760
welcome to the real world white girl
e93d4c No.146764
>>146763
>freckles
Based taig lass tbh
d33c67 No.146765
>>146762
I'm so sorry lad, that must be rough.
>>146763
Nobody in their right mind would want to join their bloodline with a civilization that was brought to it's knees by a whiff of opium.
64afcf No.146766
>>146765
>Nobody in their right mind would want to join their bloodline with a civilization that was brought to it's knees by a whiff of opium.
Nobody in their right mind would want to expose themselves to a white woman for the rest of their life.
991ae8 No.146767
>>146766
I've never dated a white woman, is there something unusual about them?
e71330 No.146768
>>146765
Smh when my brother goes to work he leaves her here and she never leaves, i cant walk round the house naked and play music whenever she's here and i't starting to ware down on me. Anyway how was your trip lass?
e93d4c No.146769
>>146768
>i cant walk round the house naked and play music whenever she's here
Not with that attitude you can't
e71330 No.146770
>>146769
You're right lad, i need to assert my dominance over her
9b8b24 No.146771
>tfw went to london today
e71330 No.146772
9b8b24 No.146773
>>146772
it was quite a contrast, went to a gallery full of classic paintings and sculptures, made me forget about the coffee coloured masses in the street.
e71330 No.146774
9b8b24 No.146776
>>146774
Quite nice to see art, and not just art locked behind glass walls and velvet ropes, but art close enough to touch
be835c No.146777
044b79 No.146778
>tfw daddy only got a chinese for himself
He thought I was ded so it's understandable
64afcf No.146779
>>146778
Should have got a different kind of chinky tbf
571006 No.146781
>>146778
Maybe not having to feed you gave him an idea… if you really are dead he'll never have to feed you again
e71330 No.146782
044b79 No.146783
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>>146779
Human chinkies probably don't even taste nice smh
>>146781
Ahhhh *locks bedroom door*
>>146782
It's going good thanks lad, was fun last night, wbu?
e71330 No.146784
>>146783
yeah i had a great time, we played a LoTR drinking game and my freind had to crash at mine because he was literally dying. What did you get up to yesterday?
d33c67 No.146785
>>146768
My first thought is that Japanese people are repelled by white cosplayers like vampires are with holy water, but your brother's gf is already a gaijin-loving race traitor so she probably doesn't have high standards.
>>146778
Still a bit of a bully thing to do, smh. He should have been extra attentive instead if you were that poorly.
>>146781
Don't give him ideas lad, he probably spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on our threads when Pembs goes to loo.
64afcf No.146786
>>146785
>white woman jealous because superior yellow women encroaching on """her"""" territory
wew
e71330 No.146787
>>146785
She does seem quite embarrassed about watching anime, i think you might have something there tbh lass
d33c67 No.146788
>>146786
Lad, we're trying to prevent a crime against nature from occurring.
>>146787
You've found your silver bullet. Find some creepy doujins and ask her to translate the speech bubbles for you, it should send her packing.
64afcf No.146789
>>146788
>Lad, we're trying to prevent a crime against nature from occurring.
No you're not
>You've found your silver bullet. Find some creepy doujins and ask her to translate the speech bubbles for you, it should send her packing.
how to ruin your relationship with your brother in three easy steps
571006 No.146790
>>146785
>Don't give him ideas lad, he probably spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on our threads when Pembs goes to loo.
I hope we all lock our computers when we're at them tbh. wouldn't want any naughty family members to see what we are up to….
e71330 No.146791
>>146788
HAHA lass that is brilliant
571006 No.146792
>>146791
I am sure Neo can help you find some
e71330 No.146793
>>146792
although a funny premise i dont think i'll go with it tbh
64afcf No.146794
>>146792
don't get her into slaggism again, she'd purified herself at granny's house
044b79 No.146795
>>146784
Ooo that sounds good, kek you must have had to do a lot of drinking in it, hope he wasn't too bad. We mostly sat around a fire in the back garden and drank around it talking, was pretty comfy.
>>146785
I think he sees hangovers as deserved. Smh if he did he'd probably send me packing so I guess we're safe.
d33c67 No.146796
>>146789
>No you're not
Miscegenation is a crime and I'm foiling it.
>how to ruin your relationship with your brother in three easy steps
That will probably happen in the course of time anyway when his brother starts wonder why Britposter won't hold his newborn Elliot Jr at parties.
>>146790
I probably take the most risks here tbh, sometimes I don't even turn the screen off when I go for a wee.
571006 No.146797
>>146796
>I probably take the most risks here tbh, sometimes I don't even turn the screen off when I go for a wee.
smh you want to be caught
9b8b24 No.146798
>Tfw you don't feel like watching anime
good/bad feel, some series I quite like that I feel I just can't enjoy properly right now smh tbh.
ffc8e2 No.146799
Lads last night i masturbated over thoughts of anally ravaging Neo. Does this make me a degenerate?
64afcf No.146800
>>146796
>Miscegenation is a crime and I'm foiling it.
There's literally nothing wrong with having a nip gf
d33c67 No.146801
>>146797
It might be fun tbh. Better than aniki unsubtly calling me a nazi over the dinner table.
>>146799
Why though.
>>146800
It's bad for the nips and it's bad for us too.
e71330 No.146802
>>146795
>hope he wasn't too bad.
we barely made it through the first one tbh, it was brutal.
>was pretty comfy.
sounds lovely tbh, talk to any pretty lasses?
>>146799
ye lad
64afcf No.146803
>>146801
>It's bad for the nips and it's bad for us too.
No lass.
d33c67 No.146804
>>146803
Lad the Japanese are dying out, it's evil to contribute to their extinction as an ethnicity.
571006 No.146805
>>146801
>It might be fun tbh. Better than aniki unsubtly calling me a nazi over the dinner table.
yesterday my youngest brother suggested telling the world of Nazi me and my other brother is in the presence of my parents. He has no arguments so he has to threaten us with the police smhhh
64afcf No.146806
>>146805
I didn't realise that single mummy brother was a nazi
571006 No.146807
>>146806
I'm not entirely sure, but he seems nationalistic.
ffc8e2 No.146808
>>146801
>Why
Because you’re hot as fuck lass and I enjoy your personality
d33c67 No.146809
>>146805
Blackmail like that should be illegal, smh.
>>146808
W-well okay lad.
571006 No.146810
>>146809
>Blackmail like that should be illegal, smh.
yeah, he tried to play it off as if he was joking and how he is right since the world would hate us smh I hate him lads. While it's my other brother that has come after me with a knife and a hammer he would never betray me.
d33c67 No.146811
>>146810
Wew, the worst thing my brother ever did to me was push me off the top bunk when I was a baby.
e71330 No.146812
>>146810
> come after me with a knife and a hammer
lad what the fuck tbh, you cant leave us hanging there
64afcf No.146813
>>146810
You might need to elaborate on that one
>>146811
did it affect you later on in life
d33c67 No.146814
>>146813
It made me hold a grudge for a few years but I got over it. He was just used to being an only child at that point.
571006 No.146815
>>146811
he tried to kill you? That seems pretty bad.
>>146812
He's always been violent and very angry with a short fuse. The knife and hammer happened when we were young and home alone. Both times I locked myself in my room or the bath. He smashed a hole in the door with the hammer smh. Last year or more recently he punched me in my head and then shortly after destroyed the room to my door
He also smashed a glass in my head more recently smh. But he'll be my battle buddy in the future.
e71330 No.146817
>>146815
Fucking christ lad thats terrible, i dont know how you can relax with him around
e71330 No.146818
6060bb No.146819
>>146810
>>146815
you probably deserved it tbh
9b8b24 No.146820
>>146815
wtf lad why haven't you beaten him up?
822081 No.146821
been out with mate
He's more moral than the lot of you and me prolly despite being a centrist
Shouldn't stay up late tbh I have skool tomorrow but I was up till 5 last night I'm fucked
>>146818
yeah she's based and redpilled tbh
>tfw you will waifu her in the warlord era
e71330 No.146822
>>146821
im pretty moral tbh, how was this lass so moral then?
d33c67 No.146823
>>146815
I think he was a bit too young to have murder on his mind. He just didn't want me playing on his bunk.
Here's hoping your brother moves out sooner rather than later, smh.
9b8b24 No.146824
>>146821
I went to an art gallery today and donated to it's upkeep I am the moralist tbh
64afcf No.146825
>>146814
>It made me hold a grudge for a few years but I got over it. He was just used to being an only child at that point.
I see
044b79 No.146826
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Fresh DPRK
New North Korean Music video: "Without North Korea, there is no earth!"
>>146821
Hello
822081 No.146827
>>146822
He doesn't drink much
or do drugs or smoke
>>146824
fancy
good lad
>>146826
hola pembo
571006 No.146828
>>146817
unconditional love I guess, and we're good to each other when he doesn't explode.
>>146820
I have before. Last time he and my parents were very emotional though and he was threatening leaving the family and fleeing the country so I had to do anything to not escalate.
>tfw his gf told me that he told her that he fears me because I beat him up that one time
Good to know but you shouldn't tell me my brother's secrets like that smhhhhhhhhhh
>>146823
>I think he was a bit too young to have murder on his mind. He just didn't want me playing on his bunk.
did that to my brothers before tbh but they were quite a bit older tbh.
Violent lad has moved out, but my retard brother still lives here smh
>>146821
How is he more moral than us?
>>146827
If that's all you have to not do to be moral I'm pretty moral tbh
822081 No.146829
DIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
9b8b24 No.146830
>>146828
wew lad that sounds really similar to when i beat my brother up with a belt wtf
e71330 No.146831
>its a theres no vanlad episode
>>146827
wew that is pretty moral tbh, he doesn't even really drink?
>>146828
smh if it works for you
571006 No.146832
>>146830
How? He's stopped being a cunt?
9b8b24 No.146833
>>146832
No i mean the being emotional and wanting to runaway
822081 No.146834
I'm just not going to sleep tonight and show up tomorrow looking like shit and impress all the lasses with how hardcore I am tbh
>>146831
He does but only cider and the occasional other drink
I drink more than he does which is saying something
9b8b24 No.146835
>>146834
where ya going lad?
571006 No.146836
>>146833
Oh. So still a cunt smh
9b8b24 No.146837
e71330 No.146838
>>146834
lad you're so reckless and wild
64afcf No.146839
need a chinky lass to hug tbh
e71330 No.146840
>>146839
go outside and find one lad
d15d8a No.146841
Good evening lads.
>>146839
Sounds like you should invest in a body pillow tbh
822081 No.146842
>>146835
Jerry school in London did I tell you I'm German?
JERRY LASSES 4 ME
>>146838
I know right some days I don't even drink the recommended 8 glasses of water I'm a fucking beast tbh
>>146839
need a ruski lass to hug tbh
64afcf No.146843
e71330 No.146844
WHERE ARE YOU CUDDLE SLUT GIRL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9b8b24 No.146845
>>146841
hey lad where you been
>>146842
>herts is German
AT LAST I TRULY SEE
smh I was in London today smh tbh
e71330 No.146846
>>146842
>I know right some days I don't even drink the recommended 8 glasses of water I'm a fucking beast tbh
Lass that's serious, proper hydration is a subject not to be joked about
>>146841
eyy lad its ya boi
d15d8a No.146847
>>146845
Walking.
>I was in London today
Sounds awful. I'm sorry to hear that.
571006 No.146848
>>146839
But hugs are gay, lad
>>146841
heylass
9b8b24 No.146849
>>146847
Nah it was good fun tbh, spread some naughty stickers and had a good time with my lads
64afcf No.146850
>>146848
>But hugs are gay, lad
i think i need one
822081 No.146851
>friend thinks I have a thing for russian lasses
>he doesn't even know about diana
what
>>146841
oi oi
>>146845
I don't like London but I'll stomach it
>>146846
Can't keep me on the leash lad I'm
UNCHAINED
baby!
*barks aggressively*
WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF! AROOOOOOOOOOO!
9b8b24 No.146852
>>146850
WHAT HAS 22ST DONE TO YOUR LAD
571006 No.146853
>>146850
Lad…
guess we're both gay now smh I hate myself
822081 No.146854
64afcf No.146855
>>146853
DO NOT HUG ME
>>146852
men hugging other men is still gay
9b8b24 No.146856
>>146854
how much have you had?
822081 No.146857
>>146850
I know a lass who can give you one
571006 No.146858
>>146851
How would he know then? You probably talk about them all the time like you do here and in /brit/ without even realising smh. based autism
e71330 No.146859
>>146851
madman
>>146854
How much have you had to drink?
822081 No.146860
>>146856
not much
I think
>>146858
maybe
I actually don't like slavic girls that much though they're huge thots, worse than here
d15d8a No.146861
>>146849
>naughty stickers
You better have put razor blades behind them>;-)
>>146855
What about a handshake then?
571006 No.146862
>>146855
>DO NOT HUG ME
It's too late, lad. You have released oxytocin. You now love your own race, especially the ones of the same sex. Sorry, lad.
64afcf No.146863
9b8b24 No.146865
>>146860
did you have dinner?
>>146861
Smh lad this is a gentleman's sport I'd never do such a thing it's all fun and games lad, it's when people go from brawls to knife fights it gets out of hand and everyone gets arrested
64afcf No.146866
>>146862
no
>>146861
handshakes are a good greeting for other men
>>146864
i don't want to hug diana
822081 No.146867
>>146865
yeah but it was very small cause alcohol fills me up
>>146866
why not?
ah well moar for me
9b8b24 No.146868
>>146867
you need dinner to absorb the alcohol to slow down it entering your system lad tbh
e71330 No.146869
822081 No.146870
>>146868
I know lad but I can't eat much when I drink
>>146869
LAD
9b8b24 No.146871
>>146870
smh lad you need a manly stomach to chug beer and eat burgers
e71330 No.146873
>>146870
Lass gowan let loose for once, its just alcohol
d15d8a No.146874
How much longer do we have left before it happens?
571006 No.146875
s-stop using spoilers it's very tiresome having to check them all smhh
>>146872
Just put it in the water supply already
e71330 No.146876
>>146872
For a second there i thought you put oxycontin
9b8b24 No.146877
>>146875
>checking spoilers not meant for you
REEEEEEEEEEEE
822081 No.146878
>>146871
I've done both at the same lad don't doubt me smh
>>146872
forgot to say welcome back
don't bully imperium though lad he's a good lad apart from not wanting to hug Diana
>>146873
Already did too much smh
And I have things an people to keep and eye on tbh
571006 No.146879
>>146877
Don't worry I'm too lazy to do it right now smh
64afcf No.146880
822081 No.146881
>>146874
BRING ON THE FUCKING WARLORD ERA ALREADY YOU FUCKING GASBAG BLUMPF
>>146877
this
e71330 No.146882
>>146878
LASS go for itGet plastered tbh *tempts you*
571006 No.146883
>>146882
You're literally the devil, lad.
822081 No.146884
>>146882
smh I can't lad youre the devil on my shoulder
d33c67 No.146885
>>146878
I'm not bullying him reeeeeeee, I'm trying to save him.
>>146880
*hugs you*
64afcf No.146886
e71330 No.146887
>>146883
only god can judge me :^)
>>146884
You know you wanna ladits fuuuuun~
571006 No.146889
>>146887
but I just judged you so I guess I am God
*tears your rib out and creates a lesser version of you*
822081 No.146891
>>146885
smh at least chinky lasses are a gateway to slavic thots
gayism is just a gateway to more gayism
>>146887
I'm a moral lad smh I only have fun when lasses are involved
e71330 No.146892
>>146889
atleast i wont be lonely anymore lad
64afcf No.146894
>>146891
>smh at least chinky lasses are a gateway to slavic thots
WRONG
044b79 No.146895
>>146891
I think you've got it the other way around there lad, soon you may be fully imperium if you don't curb this
e71330 No.146896
>>146891
reads as i only drink when i there is a chance i can take advantage of drunk lassies tbhJUST DO IT
571006 No.146897
>>146892
I gave you your cuddle slut girl, lad. Now worship me
e71330 No.146898
>>146897
Lass if you gave me a cuddle slut i would worship you right now tbh i just want to feel cared about tbh
822081 No.146899
>>146894
give in lad
>>146895
I'm already slavperium lad
EVRASIA TBH
>>146896
ahh it's not actually true my heads a mess rn. I have fun with mates and fun with lasses
>tfw only one lass I like now
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
64afcf No.146900
>>146899
>give in lad
never
9b8b24 No.146901
>tfw come to terms with solitude
e71330 No.146903
>>146899
I was teasing lad, i know you're a good guyIKTF, god its such a fucking bad feel tbh
>>146901
did you and you lass break it off?
822081 No.146904
>>146900
now
>>146901
>he didn't do this already
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
what happened?
>>146903
can't you go for it lad?
9b8b24 No.146905
>>146903
yeah a while ago, it just petered out tbh, kind of glad it did as I'm pretty sure we'd have some Irreconcilable differences and I felt like I was just being her emotional crutch at times.
64afcf No.146906
571006 No.146907
>>146898
lad… didn't you have a lass?
e71330 No.146908
>>146904
its complicated lad, i could but at the same time i cantwhat about you lass, whats your excuse?
>>146905
Yeah it came off that way when we talked on skype, still atleast it was mostly fun
>>146907
Where did you get that lass?
571006 No.146909
>>146908
>Where did you get that lass?
I just remember you doing something with your friends' lass long ago. Sorry for bringing it up smh
e71330 No.146911
>>146909
Oh haha honestly fuck off with that tbh
9b8b24 No.146913
>>146904
Festivals end as festivals must lad, but atleast it ended well.
>>146908
Yeah it was alright, I'd do it again maybe, but not today.
e71330 No.146914
>>146913
atleast you have the experience locked up in the old vault
822081 No.146915
>>146905
shame tbh but women are emotional creatures after all
>>146906
smh
>>146908
what's that mean lad? she have a bf or something? I understand if so tbh
>my excuse
it's her fault smh
>>146913
At least it ended ok that's the important thing
571006 No.146916
64afcf No.146917
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64afcf No.146920
d15d8a No.146921
>>146912
Why would you want a gf? They're a waste of money and time.
9b8b24 No.146923
>>146914
pic related
>>146915
There will always be other Romeos and different Juliettes
822081 No.146924
>>146923
True, plenty of fish in the sea
e71330 No.146925
>>146915
no, she just had very cold feet about relationships (which so do i) and has said no out of fear before to different lads. I could do it but it would be fruitless and i just dont want to put myself through it. ahhhhhhh. Also she is very pretty and intimidating
spill the beans lad, what did she do?
>>146916
Sorry that seemed needlessly harsh tbh, it's just something i dont want to think about
>>146923
lmao if you say so lass
d15d8a No.146926
9b8b24 No.146928
>>146926
fuck off cf reeeee
>>146925
there's worse fates innit
822081 No.146929
>>146925
no reason to be intimidated tbh, she sounds a lot more scared than you. Just make her feel comfortable around you lad, maybe you'll have a connection if you get really lucky. But if you don't want to then fin it's up to you
>what did she do?
made me fall in love with her
though tbf it's my fault partly too, I should've seen it coming but I thought I only liked her as a friend
d15d8a No.146930
Hug your teddy bears or Woody extra tight tonight lads, might just be the last time you get to.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/04/malcolm-turnbull-korean-peninsula-closer-to-war-than-any-time-in-60-years
>>146928
Why haven't you listened to all 131 episodes of Microsoft Sam yet?
d33c67 No.146931
Aaaahh it's late already. I'm gonna do some reading and then go straight to bed.
>>146891
It's not gayism lad, it's just an innocent appreciation for cute aesthetics tbh.
822081 No.146932
e71330 No.146933
>>146929
Trust me lad i've heard it all before i know what i should do but i just feel to anxious. im basically a massive pussy tbh
**Oh jesus lad, and she has a bf this lass?
>>146931
Good night lass
822081 No.146934
>>146930
I hope they fucking do it but they won't smh they'll pussy out the fucking cucks
>>146931
it's gayism tbh
night
64afcf No.146935
9b8b24 No.146937
822081 No.146938
>>146933
sounds like you need a motivational pep talk. JUST DO IT! t. shia jewboeuf
if that doesn't work then find some random guy in your local gym to do it
>she has a bf this lass?
no but it's complicated for other reasons which I don't really want to talk about
d15d8a No.146939
>>146931
Night lad.
>>146934
All I want to know is if that fat bastard will pull his thumb out of his arse and finally grow a pair. I don't want to waste my time studying or working if my efforts will amount to naught, I'd rather be playing video games instead.
e71330 No.146941
>>146930
God if they kill me im gonna be so annoyed tbh
e71330 No.146943
>>146938
>implying i go to the gym
That Shia video unironically gets me into a good mindset ngl
ok i understand lad, send ya boi a dm if you wanna talk about it
64afcf No.146944
e71330 No.146945
822081 No.146946
>21 roubles
fucking bullshit
>>146939
I'm so sick of this bullshit brinkmanship tbh just nuke or don't argh
571006 No.146947
>>146944
Night, lad. *slaps your bum*
9b8b24 No.146948
d15d8a No.146949
>>146942
They're allowing him to do it now. The mother looks exactly like you'd expect though.
>white women
>>146944
Goodnight.
822081 No.146950
oh wait 21 roubles is like 30p kek
>>146943
tbh I saw a good motivation vid the other day but I can't remember it smh if I find it I'll send it
Thanks btw lad, maybe I will but it's late rn and I'll be off soon. I try not to use Bongo Bongo Land too much as well, except when plotting with my secret cabal ofc. maybe you can join though
>>146944
noight
822081 No.146952
At least she would appear to have decent taste in music
maybe
she's literally are lass lads
571006 No.146953
>>146949
>They're allowing him to do it now. The mother looks exactly like you'd expect though.
be835c No.146954
>>146947
You never slap me on the bum
e71330 No.146955
>>146950
please do, i'm thinking about it
thanks for the invite but i try to stay out of secret clubs lass, sleep on it though in the morning you'll have a more clear mind and less intoxication
044b79 No.146956
044b79 No.146957
be835c No.146958
>>146952
who tf is that? looks about 11
822081 No.146959
>>146951
18 year old British nationalist Anglo-Viking male, 155 IQ, 13.75 inch penis, Lookin for an apolitical gf, must be a thot and hugely mentally unstable, willing to settle for a communist or jerrycuck if above a 7/10 in appearance.
preferably of Russian descent because I seldom date outside my strange online fetish
Hmu суки
044b79 No.146960
d15d8a No.146961
>>146953
>Considering all the homophobes of the world like to think I "pushed this on him"….it looks like he's pretty happy with what he sees in that mirror to me, don't you agree?
This is clearly another case of an ugly mother desperately seeking approval from others.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYfa3E6lwij/?taken-by=sparklesandstretchmarks
9b8b24 No.146962
I think my dad found my pack of cigs, I couldn't find them where I think I last hid them, smh tbh
822081 No.146963
>>146955
I'll look for it when I'm clearer in the head
good lad for staying clear of secret clubs you're more principled than, say, pembs
>>146958
>Diana
>11
lmao
I like her in that pic tho she has sexy skinny legs
571006 No.146964
>>146954
You've been very emotional lately, lad…
e71330 No.146965
>>146962
AHHHH YA FUGGED LASS
also
>not rolling
be835c No.146966
>>146964
It's been a difficult time…
9b8b24 No.146967
>>146965
i like muh unfiltered ciggies, and smh they're mine I'll bother him about it tomorrow after I check the other spots, but I'm pretty sure it was under the several packs of cards I have and I'm certain they've been moved by someone else.
i seldom smoke lad and I seldom purchase smokes, no need to be economical.
822081 No.146968
ah fuck I should go I'm already fugged smh
571006 No.146970
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>>146966
*plays sax for you and accidentally attracts all the other lads in the thread*
044b79 No.146972
e71330 No.146973
>>146967
fair enough lad
>>146968
night
571006 No.146974
*denies Herts a (You) since he's probably coming back later anyway*
smh
571006 No.146975
d15d8a No.146976
>146968
Night.
>>146971
Have they stopped in time to prevent the rise of the angry white man or is it too late?
571006 No.146980
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>tfw Germans only listen to loud angry voices
smhh
571006 No.146981
*angrily eats cake, just like Drumpf and Hitler*
bf6d75 No.146982
>could've hit a record number post count this thread
>chose to read TES lore instead
Wooooooah NELLY
>>146979
bonjour mon petite britposter
d15d8a No.146983
>>146980
Happy Battle of Pszczyna anniversary.
e71330 No.146984
571006 No.146985
>>146983
my fucking ears jesus christ
be835c No.146986
>>146980
I love him tbh
not more than you though boss, you're still no.1
no homo
d15d8a No.146987
FRESH OC
GET IT WHILST IT'S STILL HOT
be835c No.146988
571006 No.146989
>>146986
Thanks, lad. That's good to hear
>>146987
lewd, lad. We're not lewd
571006 No.146991
>>146990
>it's an Anprim shops episode
are you rich, lad?
d15d8a No.146992
>>146988
What?
>>146989
It's only lewd if you have a dirty mind.
bf6d75 No.146993
>>146991
He needed to buy some steel toes for a construction job lad. You gotta SPEND money to MAKE money
9b8b24 No.146994
>>146991
No I just save money and hunt for deals
e71330 No.146995
>>146991
He buys straights and has nice clothes, the lad must be stacked tbh
9b8b24 No.146996
>>146993
That's tomorrow tbh, going to the shops for some cheapo steel toesies
d15d8a No.146997
>>146990
Why is that sheet moldy on the right?
9b8b24 No.146999
>>146997
an old sheet probs
>>146995
Most of my nice clothes I buy on sale tbh lad
044b79 No.147000
bf6d75 No.147001
>>146996
Are those boots for joining a biker gang then?
e71330 No.147002
>>146999
Lad stop being so modest
9b8b24 No.147003
>>147001
I like my Austria paraboots but they're a bit worn, don't get such great tread, these old pattern French boots appeal to me and they've got a very good reputation.
9b8b24 No.147004
>>147003
and of course when working with vanlad I do make a nice bit of cash as i don't really spend it on anything else.
bf6d75 No.147006
>>147003
Fair enough, as men we all need a good pair of boots. I'd spend all my surplus money on clothes in the same position tbh
>>147005
g'night m'lady
d15d8a No.147007
Night lads.
>>147005
Night lad.
9b8b24 No.147008
>>147005
night lad
>>147006
Might need some insoles tbh, but should I get them then? They're the right size from what I see.
571006 No.147009
bf6d75 No.147010
>>147008
can't you tell by wearing them? Not that I would know but I doubt insoles are an expensive investment anyway so it's probably not the worst thing if you buy them and find you don't need them
>>147007
m'sleep m'tight
9b8b24 No.147011
>>147010
They're on ebay lad
9b8b24 No.147012
>>147011
I've converted the french army size to UK and it's one size smaller than my austrian paratrooper boots but boots are meant for thick socks anyway
bf6d75 No.147013
>>147011
it all makes sense now. Buy insoles imo, you're gonna be buying booties tomorrow as well so you can re purpose
>>147012
Smh doesn't that mean that you won't be able to wear these frog boots with thick socks?
9b8b24 No.147014
9b8b24 No.147015
571006 No.147016
571006 No.147017
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>It's a son is taking over episode
he's dying, lads. hangingpepe.jpg
044b79 No.147018
571006 No.147019
bf6d75 No.147020
>>147015
Goood night lad
>>147017
His son's slowly poisoning him to take the yt views
571006 No.147021
>>147020
>His son's slowly poisoning him to take the yt views
rooo the greedy cunt. At least his son is a big lad too so he fills his shoes, literally
225c2e No.147023
225c2e No.147024
working for the imperium today lads
93f791 No.147025
cd79ac No.147026
>>147024
are you being paid in the form of his daughter
93f791 No.147027
225c2e No.147028
>>147026
no im being paid fairly for my work
225c2e No.147029
d33c67 No.147032
>>147030
>>147030
>>147030
>>147030
New thread.
Business as usual tbh.