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▶ d3e805 (55) No.141261>>141264 >>141267
First for white women are superior.
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141264>>141294
>>141261
WHITE WOMEN ARE SHIT
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141265>>141274
>>141259 (OP)
interesting edition lad
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141266>>141274
Failing to start a car? How? On a hill?
▶ 4e448a (4) No.141267
>>141261
>not blue eyes
Ruined tbh
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141268>>141272
>>141262
surely there's more to it than that? I like shoes tbh
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141269
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141271>>141273 >>141289
For Diana
>>141257
tbh assuming that I start a while after the warlord era has arrived I could write you into the book tbh. What's your plan for securing control of overseas possessions though? A naval empire built on smuggling and trade seems like the best best but I still think you're overreaching yourself in terms of territory tbh. Unless you've somehow crushed all opposition and are a literal king but this would be hundreds of years on in a proto-feudal age tbh which is a bit later than my odyssey because I wish to explore the founding of a new warlord state. Think Great Migrations period rather than Dark Ages tbh
>>141258
>yeah i've often wanted to write a book but i just dont have anything to write about tbh
Maybe one day an idea will come to you. It's good to draw from your own experiences, and what you wish to happen, or maybe your ideal view of the world, then infuse it with elements of fantasy or dystopia depending on how you wish
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141272>>141291
>>141268
i dont know what they were tbh sorry
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141273
>>141271
sounds like a good place to start i guess lad, cheers
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141274>>141275 >>141278
>>141265
It was the first thing I could find on my youtube home page at short notice.
>>141266
I lifted off the clutch to early after rolling forwards and stalled the car. It was just a practice attempt in the driveway. I'm gonna try again with daddy in a bit.
I don't really like cars tbh, I think I'd rather get a motorbike at the end of this.
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141275>>141276
>>141274
>older than 20
>doesn't know how to drive
how?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141276>>141277 >>141279
>>141275
I'm 21 and we only managed to get the money for it last month, don't judge me.
▶ 4e448a (4) No.141277
>>141276
Join the army and become a logistics driver lad, they'll train you and pay you too
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141278
>>141274
I hated cars and was really afraid to drive so I waited another year before getting lessons, but once it was done I regretted waiting and now I love driving tbh. Stick with it, lass.
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141279
>>141276
>we
I hope you’re talking about a boyfriend/husband and not your parents lass.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141280>>141281
mummy loves me this i know for she always tells me so
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141281>>141282
>>141280
lad dont you think endulging in this "mummy" fantasy might be unhealthy?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141282>>141283
>>141281
its real and she loves me reeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141283
>>141282
its not lad, this cant be good
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141285>>141286 >>141287
*brings toddler to political protest*
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141286
>>141285
gotta get those sympathy points
▶ 4e448a (4) No.141287
>>141285
Next they'll have child soldiers
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141288
Sometimes starving myself is quite easy and other times it's not tbh, like today I haven't eating anything since I woke up and I feel fine but other days I'll eat loads hmm tbh
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141289>>141293 >>141307
>>141271
>overreaching
Tbh I just stroked my brush over all the areas I'd eventually want. So I probably am overreaching, at least in the early stages.
I think there's an opportunity to establish myself overseas in the initial chaos of the warlord era though.
My overseas effort into France would consist of me sending my largest war party over the shortest distance over the channel. They would be a blood thirsty band. They'd run through the villages in the morning screaming and giving people small axe wounds - there'd be no fighting just injuries and intimidation. Then they'd come at night and play waste to the villages. We'd attempt to keep all the men and boys alive for enslavement. They'd be used to help build the forts in strategic defensive positions or as meatshields when dealing with other warlords.
There'll be a large emphasis on building, capturing or holding strategic positions along the coast. That way I will have easily defensible positions which I can flood with soldiers from England.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141290>>141367
>>141241
IT HAS BEEN AN HOUR TIK TOK TIK TOK
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141291>>141306
>>141272
kek fair play lad. Are you gonna wear them for the weekend?
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141292
I want pucci for tea but I am phresh out pham smh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141293>>141299
>>141289
why would you try to hold both some parts in England and on the mainland? Seems like it would be hell to keep either if a force in Britain and/or in France challenged you
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141294>>141295
Which insecure lil bitch said I was steiner
I'll slam his little candyass ass, all my freaks know he's not some pencil neck who can't get a real woman
Time to enjoy my mornin
>>141264
Welp time to get to work
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141297>>141298
>>141296
>we're gonna need a bigger golem
lol
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141298>>141300 >>141302
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>>141297
Kek. Just makes the video even more fun
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141299>>141304
>>141293
I want dutch and french women for my own entertainment. I wasn't giving it much thought when I drew that map, but I will attempt to justify it.
I intend to hold the parts in England denoted by light red. The crimson areas are the points I need to take areas of the continent. I want to establish as many coastal areas as possible with forts, so that I will be difficult to remove from the continent. That's why there's the force going to Holland. So I can establish forts at the same time I'm attempting to control the northern french coast. Once I have it under my control I'll send them up through belgium in the pink territory, and unite them with the force in Holland.
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141300>>141303
>>141298
wew lad that's wild af tbh
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141301>>141308
Tbh I think I'm gonna draw on the map and describe my plans.
Brb gonna draw some arrows
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141302>>141304
>>141298
Nice. Imagine a party political broadcast in that style.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141303
>>141300
CHAD NATIONALISM HERE WE COME
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141304>>141305 >>141307 >>141308
>>141302
what do you mean?
>>141299
Just seems like an incredibly large area to hold tbh. You might have a lot of people following you though. I guess rivers would make natural borders if you can hold or block bridges.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141305>>141313
>>141304
It conveys its message without being obviously made by 50 year old nerds who think they're "hip" smh
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141306
>>141291
Hell yeah i am lad, btw i got money so now i can afford to take a trip with my friends later in the week
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141307>>141313 >>141343
>>141289
My conception of the world is one that lacks formalities in control of areas tbh. You talk about a 'war party' and such things but if it's in the initial chaos then how do acquire these men? My journey is about someone growing up in a climate where he decides, fuck this shit, I'm going to become a warload, but the whole point of the journey is that it's not that simple. There are existing warlords, but I don't intend to explain how exactly they arose, they're simply already there. Of course there explanations for how they arose, but I'm focusing on the rise of one walord who is different to the rest tbh
Tactically I'd say btw that trying to hold on overseas possessions that large is ludicrous. Either set up raiding parties to abduct foreign lasses, or set up vassals in these areas, but these vassals will be de facto independent and you won't really have any real power. They may also challenge your power too tbh. Think Vikings tbh
>>141304
Natural borders are important tbh, but it's not that simple because in a warlord era you will have some areas of general lawlessness, not all warlords will 'run' their states, etc. Some are basically just gangs tbh, others LARP as kings and counts, other are actually almost functioning countries (but this inhibits them, size is not actually a strength in the warlord era)
There's a lot to fit in tbh
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141308>>141310
>>141304
We're gonna figure this out together lad. Keep on following me up with criticism, I need someone to keep my ambitions grounded.
>>141301
It's post modern era right? One has to wonder of the availability of guns in this time. There are armed response police units in every city. Assuming the economy collapses and these men lose their loyalties due to absence of cash I will either be able to recruit them or trade for their guns.
I'll be willing to recruit lads en masse at first I think. They'll be trained to be marksmen, horse riders and long distance walkers and hikers. We'll send a small recruiting posse into territories at first. Then the remainders will be slaughtered brutally. This'll only keep up for a bit. I want everyone to know that they'llcome to fear me if they won't join me.
My warband will initially consist of calvary units of ranged marksmen. They'll travel long distances killing and shooting all resistance. The intention is to cover great amounts of land and massacre resistance at a swift pace. I must take advantage of the chaos
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141309>>141316
delusionalover bumbumking
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141310>>141343
>>141308
It's more than a simple economic collapse tbh, no electronics either
I still need to work out all the kinks in order to create a consistent world because otherwise you're putting the cart in the front of the horse
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141312
>>141311
delusionalover waifuposter
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141313>>141318
>>141305
I have faith in AMW and UKIP, lamb. I-I'm sure their political broadcasts will be interesting
>>141307
Oh, right. So like nigger gangs they just kind of know each other's territories and stays out of them unless they want to get shot smh
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141315
>tfw no imperium gangs to torment white men who still like white """women"""
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141316>>141317
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▶ 98f10f (45) No.141318
>>141313
Something like that, but it's a bit more advanced. There are some things approaching a formal state of diplomacy between these warlords, at least in some areas.
I don't want to go into exactly what will happen yet because I need to work out an internal narrative. I also don't want to get too bogged down in backstory, my passion is the plot
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141319
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141321>>141322 >>141431
TOP KEK
We honestly can’t tell if this alt-right ‘Take Back Our Future’ video is a joke or not
>However once you sieve through all the homphobia, transphobia, sexism, xenophobia and general terribleness, you can on occassion stumble across some comedy gold.
>Take for example the Take Back Our Future video recently posted to The New Guard Facebook page.
>The bizarre video seems to satisfy every fascist’s desires -- muscular men with swastika tattoos marching around, putting a stop to LGBT demonstrations, revealing every pro-immigration protester to be a minority in disguise, before finally demolishing a Mosque and hitting the gym.
>One thing we’d also like to point out -- this is without a doubt one of the most homoerotic animations ever made. Of course, there is nothing wrong with that, it just seems to be at odds with the organisation’s traditional conservative beliefs.
NO HOMO
http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/25/we-honestly-cant-tell-if-this-alt-right-take-back-our-future-video-is-a-joke-or-not-6878635/#ixzz4qmmFgcn9
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141322>>141324 >>141431
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141323
*casually sieg heils in the middle of the street(not flexing at all)**
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141324
>>141322
What what? Sweet 22 dubs, lamb
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141326>>141330
I've been posting on /brit/ since the beginning of their new thread and haven't bean called out once kek
Shows what a fucking meme Helmer is
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141327
mummmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141328>>141329 >>141332 >>141334
>when the instructor tells you to remember what the BBC means
Couldn't believe my ears at the time.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141330>>141381 >>141713
>>141326
kek, Helmer is a fucking dweeb. He fell right into my trap to expose him.
What could the justification possibly be?
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141332
>>141328
>bbc
isnt it abc - accelarator brake clutch
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141333>>141337
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141334>>141335
>>141328
>rider of BBC
smhh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141335>>141336 >>141340 >>141379 >>141382
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Not nearly enough savannah in video games tbh.
>>141329
It means break before clutch or something mundane.
>>141334
Roooooooo what must you think of me.
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141336
>>141335
>Roooooooo what must you think of me.
SLAG
▶ 16bbae (1) No.141338>>141339 >>141341 >>141349
>Tfw stuck in croy with a bag full of cigars
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141339
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141340>>141345
>>141335
>Roooooooo what must you think of me.
smh you're the one who thought it
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141341
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141343>>141430
>>141307
>>141310
Ok ok, so gimme a small bit of framework here. Vaguely the great migrations era then? I'm uneducated in this time period but I'll try and play along. Do we have the technology of the viking times or are there muskets? How much post collapse chaos is there that must be worked around?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141344
i love mummy shes so beautiful shes the bestest mummy ever ever in the whole world somebodykillme pls im so glad shes my mummy i will always lvoe her forever
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141345>>141346 >>141347
And before anyone says it, liking savannahs has nothing to do with liking black people.
>>141340
The internet has corrupted me lad, I can't thinking like that anymore.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141346>>141353
>>141345
>And before anyone says it, liking savannahs has nothing to do with liking black people.
how defensive you are just makes it more suspicious. Please don't ahhhhhhhh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141347>>141353
>>141345
get a mummy and stop going to places where that kind of thing is posted and just think of mummy and how much you love mummy and how mummy is going to look after you just shut your eyes and pretend and it becomes real
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141348>>141350
Mummy says we're having Kurdish food.
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141349
>>141338
I can cut your baggage down to just a bag if you'd like
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141350>>141355
>>141348
who is your mummy
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141352>>141354
why doesnt daftie post here anymore when did she leave
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141353
>>141346
Aaahhh I can't even head off accusations without creating more accusations.
>>141347
BBC is mentioned at least occasionally on every board now so I can't really escape being reminded of it. I could cut over half the references out of my life if I stopped going to /tv/ but the bad memes are so good smh.
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141354
>>141352
She still posts here. She's on holiday in spain ATM
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141356>>141358
What is it with asians, dixie flags and miscegenation.
>>141355
Those are some mini milkers.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141357>>141361
witcher books are kind of bad tbqh
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141358>>141361
>>141356
>What is it with asians, dixie flags and miscegenation.
The dixie flag is the most implicitly white flag there is tbh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141359
i seen a few confederate flags outside houses around here the past year for some reason
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141361>>141362 >>141363
>>141357
It's the same with most of the meme gritty fantasy books. GRRM has a massive readership even his books more about eating, shitting and fucking than adventuring and fighting.
>>141358
And it has a history of racemixing I guess. Slave owners couldn't help themselves. Even post-slavery racists like Strom Thurmond went oildrilling as a past time.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141362>>141370
>>141361
>And it has a history of racemixing I guess. Slave owners couldn't help themselves. Even post-slavery racists like Strom Thurmond went oildrilling as a past time.
I don't get it tbh. Especially not with abos.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141363
>>141361
idk about GRRM but the witcher books are to the point theres some sex but not a lot i dont really know why i dont like them much tbh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141364>>141390
nice imperium from fit
phwoar
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141365
life feels empty and boring when the computer isnt on
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141366>>141371
GET A JOB
GET A CAR
GET A HOUSE
SPEND HUNDREDS OF HOURS IN THE GYM
SPEND HUNDREDS OF HOURS LEARNING TO BOX OR MMA
PROVIDE FOR ME
Maybe then I might date you, silly boy ;)
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141367
>>141290
THREE HOURS LATER AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN EXAMPLE!?
I am going to destroy them tonight. They will not know what has hit them.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141368
western civilisation will collapse and we will go back to hunter gatherer lifestyle
most will die and it will be a tough world to live in where you have to grow all your own food and know how to fix things yourself
so to prepare for this, you should buy my roleplaying game
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141370
>>141362
It seems like any hole's a goal to a man with nothing else available.
The abbo thing was our ancestors fault for sending over a population of predominantly male depraved criminals to start a functioning colony.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141372>>141375
>People who pronounce "r" as "v"
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141373
Semax is a drug produced and prescribed mostly in Russia and Ukraine for a broad range of conditions but predominantly for its purported nootropic, neuroprotective, and neurogenic/neurorestorative properties. It is a heptapeptide, synthetic analog of a fragment of adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH), ACTH (4-10), of the following structure: Met-Glu-His-Phe-Pro-Gly-Pro. Semax has not been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.
dafty can you get me some of this plz
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141374>>141376
I must resist the urge to nap.
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141375
>>141372
>people who pronounce ask 'axe'
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141378>>141380
>>141376
Drugs is for mugs lass
*goes to shower*
▶ 4e448a (4) No.141379
>>141335
I was thinking Oblivion was looking pretty neat, then it turns out it's Morrowind
▶ 02bd31 (9) No.141380
>>141378
theyre not called chemi-cools for nothing lass
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141381>>141394
>>141330
Why do you want to post there so badly?
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141386>>141387 >>141388 >>141389
Why are old people attracted to antiques?
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141387
>>141386
Because they are antiques
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141388
>>141386
I'm attracted to antiques tbh
>tfw no ancestral manor full of 400 year old furniture
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141389
>>141386
>not liking old shit
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141391>>141393
Post some music and I'll tell you whether it's museum tier or not lambs.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141392>>141394 >>141396
pc off in ten minutes but i dont want to
im not even having fun im so bored but the pc being off is awful
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141394>>141395 >>141404
>>141381
I want to serious post without disrupting the NEET continuum.
>>141392
Is there nothing else to do?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141395
>>141394
yeah lots of things i just have a compulsion to sit on the pc all day even when bored
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141396>>141397
>>141392
don't you have an e reader lad? It's quite comfy sometimes to just read.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141397
>>141396
yeah i do read when i want to
but 99% of the time i just want to sit on the pc and everything else is fucking boring even though im bored now on the pc
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141399>>141400
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141400>>141408
>>141399
kill them all smh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141401
NIGHT TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141402>>141405
▶ 169223 (2) No.141403
i will rape and kill and rape skully
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141404>>141408
>>141394
Then why not just serious post and blend in with the community instead of leaving obvious bait around that will get you banned?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141405>>141407 >>141409
>>141402
you just roll for a mummyfu
you rolled a 02
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141406>>141407
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▶ d2e467 (43) No.141408>>141412
>>141400
It is so unfunny that I cannot even believe it exists.
>>141404
What obvious bait? I've posted there constantly since it was set up and they all love my posts. They laugh at my memes and are engaged by my arguments. The only reason I am being banned now is because I left my trip on at one point.
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141409
>>141405
oh im stuck with a huwhite one
kms tbh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141410
night for real now
gonna shower and brush my teeth then mummy will make me a hot chocolate and cuddle in bed with me
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141411
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141412>>141413
>>141408
By your own admission, you laid traps to bait Helmer. Why bother? Just post and cease the games.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141413>>141414
>>141412
I do just post. My traps have not been deployed yet but will be later tonight. Believe me. You were all saying how intelligent my posts are and then I get banned for no other reason than having a shitpost character on a completely different board? That is bullying and I will not be bullied.
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141414>>141417
>>141413
>I do just post
>but i'm going to lay traps and shitpost tonight anyway because my huge ego is bruised
Aye lad, whatever.
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141415>>141416
is there a film night tonight?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141416>>141419
>>141415
for fuck's sake it was that too. Look at the poll and try if you find some google drive versions of the winner
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141417>>141421
>>141414
Let's play spot the shitpost you fucking fag. Yorkshire lad isn't me but I find his compliment flattering.
You fucking nerd. Defending your bum boi crew no matter the cost. You are corrupt. I am not planning on shit posting tonight either, thanks, I intend to show the whole of /brit/ your arrogant injustices.
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▶ e3e018 (15) No.141419>>141427
>>141416
we're sitting in silence and contemplating our recent actions tbh
>>141418
*flees the scene*
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141420
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141421>>141422
>>141417
Learn to read lad.
I suggest you grow up and get over the fact that an insignificant board full of autists excludes you from their "community".
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141422>>141423
>>141421
Point me to a valid reason why I am excluded from a board out of nowhere. Isn't it interesting how this whole affair began when I stated a differing opinion and that faggot friend of Helmers got his knickers in a twist when he got intellectually schooled? Fascinating isn't it. Really makes you think.
Fuck off you dweebish wraith. Begone from my sight.
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141423>>141424
>>141422
>Point me to a valid reason why I am excluded from a board out of nowhere
Those in charge, hate you. Simple as that. It's their clubhouse, their rules, their say.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141424>>141425
>>141423
Those in charge hate me for what reason? We're getting there aren't we? Say it.
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141425>>141426
>>141424
I have absolutely no idea why. I'm not a /brit/ regular.
The reason doesn't particularly matter. If people enjoy your posts as much as you claim, create your own serious board and people will flock to it if they prefer it over /brit/. If not, then I guess you are an insignificant contributor or the community hates you as a whole.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141426>>141428
>>141425
>Not a poster there but nobody knows who you are here and you just happen to be defending them and making statements on their behalf
Behave yourself lad. You ban me because you fear my intelligence knocking ten bells out of your interweb aristocracy of nobodies. I've BTFO every single one of your main mods on the board and all of their friends. I make them feel stupid because they are.
Exercise your weakling powers, m'lamb. It's the furthest you and your people will ever get. Your claim that I should start a new board is equally as foolish. You know full well the difficulties of such a task and that I indeed have not the expendable time to properly monitor a serious board. Unlike your mods, I have a life beyond the computer screen.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141427>>141432 >>141446
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141428>>141429
>>141426
>I've BTFO every single one of your main mods on the board and all of their friends. I make them feel stupid because they are.
Debating nobodies.
Grats I guess? Don't have any worthy opponents to go after?
>I have a life beyond the computer screen.
Yes, you are definitely demonstrating that right now.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141429
>>141428
Every point you've made you have had to back peddle on. Every. Single. One. Now you have no arguments and are resigned to snarky remarks. How easily defeated /brit/ is. Begone into the filter you mince. I have work then assaults to do before I may boe boes.
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141430
>>141343
Mixture of weapons tbh, guns most likely will be in limited supply so primitive weapons will dominate. In terms of chaos, there's a lot, but outside of the cities there isn't a huge change other than things like the national grid being cut off. Petrol will be scare also so cars and similar vehicles will be useless. This is what I have atm. Try and imagine how a real life collapse would play out tbh.
▶ 1e0fb1 (1) No.141431
>>141321
>>141322
It's obviously a joke but using fashwave is just asking for something like this to happen.
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141432>>141446
>>141427
>prequelkino didn't win
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141433
*resists the urge to consume porridge until the time is right*
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141434>>141436
also
>not watching the film adaption of A Warlord's Odyssey
You'll miss out on some juicy fight scenes tbh
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141435>>141438 >>141441
lads how do you stay relaxed in a social situation
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141436>>141437
>>141434
Where are the videos of diana lass?
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141437>>141439
>>141436
What vids you want fam?
>Pust Govoryat?
>Shury-Mury?
>Youtube channel?
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141438>>141440
>>141435
Develop a healthy contempt for everyone tbh
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141439>>141442
>>141437
The one where she is on tv accused of lying tbh
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141440
>>141438
that actually might work
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141441>>141443
>>141435
been searching all my life for the answer to that smh
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141442>>141445
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>>141439
This is the first one which is the main one I guess
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141443
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141445>>141447
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141446>>141449
>>141427
I guess that means we have to watch the other Starship Troopers films over the weekend tbh
>>141432
>star wars
>ever good
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141447
>>141445
Skip to 4mins for Diana but don't skip from there tbh it's great to watch
▶ fbc3b3 (11) No.141448>>141449
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH got to go lads wish me luck
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141449
>>141446
prequels are unironically good lad
>>141448
good luck lad
▶ 82051d (37) No.141450>>141451
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141451>>141452
▶ 82051d (37) No.141452>>141453
>>141451
Mummy came to my door with some chocolates!
She got me "heroes" and said I was one :)
Was so happy I gave my sister a chocolate from the box
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141453>>141455
>>141452
How old is your sister lass?
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141454
▶ 82051d (37) No.141455>>141456 >>141458 >>141462
>>141453
17, so not for a year.
>ywn have your sister marry the "BumBumKing" so you can be safe in knowing she's with somebody decent
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141456
>>141455
Good lad, never let your sister marry a catholic.
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141457>>141460
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STARSHIP TROOPERS STARTING IN A MO
Would You Like To Know More?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141458
>>141455
>ywn marry your sister to royalty
▶ 82051d (37) No.141459>>141460
Will never be a chad with all these sweeties hahah
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141460>>141461
>>141457
Excellent. I can get world building then in peace because everyone will be in the secret cytube watching something that isn't prequelkino
>>141459
chads are just wiggers tbh
be more than that
▶ 82051d (37) No.141461>>141479
>>141460
I mean aesthetically a chadlet tbh, wouldn't have sex with lots of women, and hopefully never more than one now
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141462>>141465
*paces the room patting imaginary animals*
>>141455
*takes your sister to Scotland so we may marry*
Soo my brother, we will be crowned King's of /brit/
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141463>>141479
I've been watching this Let Them Talk video for about 10 minutes now and I have no idea what is happening.
▶ 82051d (37) No.141465>>141466
>>141462
What kind of animals do you have?
You can marry my sister for 2 sheep tbh.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141466>>141468
>>141465
I only have two giraffes and a lesser spotted sky wobbly smh
*resigns to running for the Papacy instead*
▶ 82051d (37) No.141467
What would you do if I gave you £100?
Oh I'd get a lamb of my own
Now what if I gave you £1,000,000?
That's different, I'd get a big lamb in the country
▶ 82051d (37) No.141468
>>141466
Ah well lad, one day
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141470
▶ 82051d (37) No.141471
£1000*
little lamb*
ahhh reeeeeeeeee
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141472
>there's no film night tonight
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141474
>>141473
watching guacamoles of the gabaxy tbh
*watches shit films for no raisin*
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141476>>141477
>>141475
who is donda west
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141477
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141479>>141482
>>141461
fair enough lad that's a good attitude tbh
>>141463
Did you get to the car video yet
It's a bit funnier if you know at least some Russian tbh
>>141473
World building tbh
▶ e3e018 (15) No.141480>>141483
▶ a035ae (13) No.141481
>>141475
>Adams was the plastic surgeon who performed breast reduction surgery on Donda West, the mother of rapper Kanye West. Donda West died the day following her surgery, on November 10, 2007.
Woman A dies 10 years before woman B releases music album. What am I missing?
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141482>>141484
>>141479
>Did you get to the car video yet
Yeah
I get that she's being a slag, but I don't understand the context, who is the blond woman with a flat face that comes in after.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141483
>>141480
Check out my channel, lad. I sing a lot
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141484
>>141482
Someone related to Sergey I think, I'm not 100% sure myself
The funny bits are when massive arguments start between Diana and the audience tbh
>hey i was raped
>oh and i drank vodka
>*audience roars with incredulity*
I like the show tbh
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141485
I will leave my exposure of the bullies until tomorrow tbh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141486>>141488
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who /sexyboi/ here?
*dances to my own entrance music and wiggles my sexy bum*
▶ 8910cf (23) No.141488>>141493
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>>141486
>not being a lonely warrior tonight
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141489>>141492
HAPPENING
>Man 'armed with sword attacks police officer' outside Buckingham Palace in front of shocked tourists
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horror-buckingham-palace-man-armed-11056092.amp
▶ 82051d (37) No.141490>>141491
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141491>>141494
>>141490
*farts*
It's okay, lad
▶ a035ae (13) No.141492
>>141489
>Two police officers suffered minor injuries as they detained the man.
He didn't even teleport, what the fuck?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141493
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>>141488
sweet 1488, lamb, but I'll always be a sexyboi
▶ 82051d (37) No.141494
>>141491
Making me feel better about it lad
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141496>>141497 >>141499 >>141500
Let's bring some heterosexuality back into the thread
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141498>>141499
>>141495
*scrubs your back*
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141499>>141502
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>>141496
How is being a sexy boy not straight?
>>141498
t-thanks lad
>no dad to wash me
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141502>>141512
>>141499
Being sexy is for gays
▶ 82051d (37) No.141503
LADS
found the first creme egg chocolate tbh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141504>>141505 >>141506 >>141508 >>141509 >>141514
>>141495
I like sexy boys tbh.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141507
>now I have a massive erection
▶ a035ae (13) No.141508
>>141504
This is why /brit/ bullies us
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141511
fuck this shit VK is impossible to use
I'll youtube her instead
>>141510
wat
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141512
>>141502
You just say that because you cannot compete with sexybois
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141513
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141514>>141518
>>141504
>it's a trips episode
*gets embarrassed of my bare chest*
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141515>>141516 >>141519
ok lads I'm just going to email her tbh
I hope she doesn't mind a weird combination of English and broken Russian
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141516>>141517 >>141521
>>141515
Send a dickpic, lamb, lasses love those
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141517>>141521
>>141516
Wew, was just about to say this tbh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141518>>141520 >>141522
>>141514
*protests too much*
▶ a035ae (13) No.141519>>141521
>>141515
You should send a letter using letters cut out of magazines.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141520>>141523
>>141518
he probably just slipped and accidentally fell into his sisters bras ahhhhhh
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141521
>>141516
>>141517
kek but only desperados try this tbh
>>141519
I don't know her address smh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141523>>141524 >>141526 >>141527 >>141529
>>141520
Y-yeah that's right.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141524
>>141523
>It's a horny Neo episode
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141526
>>141523
This is getting a bit out of hand tbh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141527>>141528
>>141523
he's obviously being blackmailed and doing it against his will
what's that liquid on the pics?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141528>>141530
>>141527
It's photoshop bullying by the student council.
▶ a035ae (13) No.141529>>141531
>>141523
Where's Hampshite when you need him?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141530>>141532
>>141528
Oh. That actually makes me feel kind of bad
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141531>>141535
>>141529
what's so hard with ignoring posts you don't want to read and not opening spoilers, lad?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141532>>141533
>>141530
They forced him to pose in lewd clothes against his will and then sold the pictures for a profit. But it's okay because the perpetrator falls in love with him.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141533
>>141532
I dunno, lass. Just bit poor taste for me.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141534>>141551
tbh those girls need to die now
▶ a035ae (13) No.141535>>141537
>>141531
It infects the thread with gayism, whether or not I open those images.
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141536
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141537
>>141535
Just don't call attention to it and talk about something else, lamb.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141539>>141541
>tfw niggers are smarter than computers
▶ 82051d (37) No.141541>>141543
>>141539
Didn't they basically get the ex SS Von Braun to do it for them?
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141542>>141544 >>141545
>sent the email
Now we wait
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141543>>141546
>>141541
dunno, lamb. I think I'll take just take this tweet's word for i
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141544>>141550
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141545
>>141542
What did you write lass?
▶ 82051d (37) No.141546>>141548 >>141552
>>141543
Well, I'm just going to believe that black lady and Von Braun were best friends and got the rocket to work together, there should be a heartwarming film about how the ex nazi became nice because of it tbh.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141547
also spoiler the dick pic
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141548
▶ 82051d (37) No.141549
also don't send one lads mistakes hahah
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141550
>>141544
It's in (broken and terrible) Russian tbh so no use in showing it
But if you want a tl;dr it's basically "what's up bitch hmu"
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141551>>141553 >>141554
>>141534
At least the girls never physically assaulted him, smh.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141552
>>141546
would watch, lamb.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141553
>>141551
I don't know why I react more to those images than literal rape smh. Maybe I just hate defamation because of Ginnie smh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141554>>141556
>>141551
Admittedly they were watching the whole thing and didn't intend to intervene.
▶ d147cb (1) No.141555>>141559
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141556>>141557
>>141554
>tfw nobody has ever raped them and then a boy puts on girly clothes and immediately gets raped
must feel shit smh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141557>>141562
>>141556
By everyone he meets.
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141558>>141560 >>141564
I'm off now, be back later I suppose
Doubt she will reply tonight tbh so I'll check tomorrow
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141559
>>141555
Go away Helmer. I know you want me to fuck you in the arse but I won't
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141560
▶ 82051d (37) No.141561>>141563
Did Neo"Girl" undergo mitosis to become Neo and "Sexy"?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141562>>141572
>>141557
>tfw they want Japanese men to be more forward like that but they're just making them suspicious of every girl having a feminine penis
▶ d2e467 (43) No.141564
▶ 82051d (37) No.141565>>141566
>>141563
Listen here ballbrains, just cus i got hyperactive from choccy woccy doesn't mean i don't deserve answers!
GIVE ME A NAME!
I WANT A NAME!
phone call
*shoots you in the head*
misses your brain and you're okay
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141566>>141567
>>141565
ahhhhhhhhhh I am even more confused
*brain deflates*
▶ 82051d (37) No.141567>>141569
>>141566
Call of Duty 4 when you're in the barn at the end of the nighttime mission, the one before the daytime mission where you kill tons of baddies it's ridiculous.
CoD4 was fun tbh i like captain price he was an good character becuase my brains are ball sized too :)
▶ 82051d (37) No.141568
lads TBH WE ARE LL PINK BRAINY WAINY ON THE INSIDEY WIDEY SO CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG DOESN@T MATTER IF YOURE NOT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141569>>141570 >>141572
>>141567
d-didn't play CoD4, lamb. Mummy hates games with rooty tooty point-n-shooties.
▶ 82051d (37) No.141570>>141578
>>141569
don't feel like it's right to say the dad version of mummy it's odd, but he got me CoD4 for the PC, but mummy didn't let us have Crysis for the PC ;-;
really naughtly lamb tbh bad lamb can't be trusted with them
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141572>>141578
>>141562
It can't be helped since the best girl is always a boy in anime.
>>141569
It was the last one I played tbh, good single player campaign but the modern guns felt like peeshooters. I hate modern guns.
▶ 82051d (37) No.141575>>141586
>>141574
I can be ur lamb or ur snek
▶ 82051d (37) No.141576>>141579
Hey, has anybody seen this girl?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141578>>141581 >>141582
>>141570
Not allowing me to play games with guns in them made me a rebel so I got a real gun. ahhhhhhh I swear it's a real gun rooooo
daddyyyyyyy
>>141572
>It can't be helped since the best girl is always a boy in anime.
Really seems like that this season tbh
>It was the last one I played tbh, good single player campaign but the modern guns felt like peeshooters. I hate modern guns.
Have you shot any guns, lass?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141579>>141581
>>141576
yeah, I saw her posted not too long ago
▶ 82051d (37) No.141581>>141583
>>141578
uh oh, that's us all on a watch list
>>141579
Good good
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141582>>141583
>>141578
>Have you shot any guns, lass?
Only in video games.
>>141580
*comes home from another hard day of getting raped*
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141583>>141584
>>141582
I don't like this anime anymore. I never did. I hate homos.
>>141581
>uh oh, that's us all on a watch list
oopsiewoopsies it was a joke ahhhhhhh it's my brother's not real gun though. I-I hope it's legal.
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141584>>141585
Beddy byes now. Time to dream of pink haired girls (male) tbh.
>>141583
It has a really happy ending for him though. He certainly earned it after being taken advantage of the whole series.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141585>>141588
>>141584
Ahhh, that's nice. Goodnight, lass
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141587>>141589
I missed Film Friday, what film did I miss?
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141588>>141589
>>141585
Can you believe there are still people here that don't know Neo is a real girl?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141589>>141590
>>141587
Starship troopers but too few showed up so we didn't watch it
>>141588
Always knew Neo was a real girl
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141590>>141591
>>141589
That was my choice of movie, and I forgot to show up to FF to watch it.
I was busy doing other things.
Yes, but some people still fall for the lie that she's a trap. Such dummies!
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141591>>141593
>>141590
traps aren't real girls?
putting the film on tomorrow if we are enough people
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141593>>141596
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>>141591
When't the next episode of Hero out?
Also, when do you think you'll start the new season of GOT?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141594>>141595
>>141592
kind of looks like civic fencer's daughter
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141596>>141601
>>141593
I'm watching it tomorrow
Starting the new season of GoT in a few days
>>141595
yeah
▶ ed558d (1) No.141597
>tfw you can't buy your cousins 9mm
Reeeeee I want it
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141599>>141600
My book will BTFO nationalism once and for all
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141600>>141604
>>141599
her face is so weird, like kind of woggy
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141601>>141603
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141603>>141605
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141604>>141606
Imperialism and adventurism > nationalism tbh
The world is made by people, not nations
>>141600
Don't bully her I see what you mean but she's sexy nonetheless
>>141602
ahhh I remember those
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141605>>141606
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141606>>141607 >>141608
>>141605
h-how can you tell?
>>141604
tbh I was always attracted to weird features like that. I actually dreamed of my childhood crush last night who looks kind of like that. I think we were placed in groups in school and she took interest in me and I asked her if she wanted to go do something after school and she said yes. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141607>>141609
>>141606
B-because he's callsed 22st and you're called Sexy boy.
i'm scared
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141608>>141614
>>141606
Now you're reminding me of my crush smh. But I don't feel anything for her anymore really, and I don't dream about her. Suppose it helps when you find other lasses tbh
I was pretty happy when I went out with my crush tbh, shame we had to grow apart. She didn't even turn into a sexy kind of thot like Diana is smh
Diana and my crush look pretty similar tbh. In fact all Russians look the same to me. My crush was from Latvia but maybe she was ethnically Russian idk I never asked
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141609>>141612
>>141607
It's my trip, lamb. I can change my name.
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141611>>141613
Unironically a dafty now lads
Bring on the collapse, I want to go on my odyssey
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141612>>141614
>>141609
It's all too confusing for me, I'm still scared.
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141613>>141615
>>141611
There isn't going to be a collapse.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141614>>141615
>>141608
What about Daftie, lamb?
>>141612
It's me, roooo. How can I prove it? I guess I could go in cytu.be and kick you
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141615>>141616
>>141613
I'll make one happen
jk gchq
>>141614
What about her
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141616>>141618
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141618>>141619
>>141616
oh yeah
pic related, daftie with her cat
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141619>>141621
>>141618
That's not daftie.
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141620>>141621
Anprim's observations:
Cigars > weed
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141621>>141622 >>141623
>>141619
you don't say
>>141620
you don't say
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141622>>141624
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141623>>141624
>>141621
I did say.
I did said.
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141624>>141625
>>141622
>>141623
Is everyone on drugs?
The standard of conversation has been weirdly shit tonight, both here and on /brit/
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141625
>>141624
es dveryon one irugs?
▶ 491c33 (1) No.141626>>141627 >>141628
REMINDER
Stop using Bongo Bongo Land and switch to tox or matrix.
tox.chat
riot.im
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141627>>141628
WHERE ARE YOU
>>141626
never tbh
▶ 6be781 (3) No.141628
>>141626
Only paedos would want privacy lad.
>>141627
goodlad.jpg
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141630
entertain me you fucks
>>141629
hang in there lad
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141632
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141633
You betray me by sleeping
*goes to sleep*
▶ 579166 (11) No.141634>>141635 >>141636
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141635>>141637
>>141634
I am for some reason
▶ 058561 (6) No.141636>>141637
>>141634
part awake part coma
u.?
▶ 579166 (11) No.141637>>141639
>>141635
ah i respect that lad, whats up?
>>141636
yes i am still up lad
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141639>>141640
>>141637
trying to pass the time by shitposting tbh
too tired to do anything resembling work
▶ 579166 (11) No.141640>>141641
>>141639
you could always go to sleep
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141641>>141642
>>141640
I should but don't want to just yet smh
have to wait until next week to go out with mates reee tbh
▶ 579166 (11) No.141642>>141644
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141644>>141646 >>141648
>>141642
No reason, just that feeling of wanting to stay up tbh
>>141643
I wish Dianacore were a music genre tbh
▶ 058561 (6) No.141646>>141649
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>>141644
tthis is essentilally thot -core
▶ 058561 (6) No.141647
▶ 579166 (11) No.141648
>>141644
fair enough
>>141645
sup lass
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141649>>141651 >>141652
>>141646
Diana is unique among thots tbh
But I suppose this is the sort of thing she likes
Anyway I will get some sleep now lads lest I fuck myself up
I'll let you lads what Diana says if she gets back to me
▶ 058561 (6) No.141650>>141652
<tfw turnd cripple mode om so i can read.bettr.now
▶ 98f10f (45) No.141651
>>141649
*know
fuck me I'm so tired
▶ 579166 (11) No.141652
>>141649
night
>>141650
christ lad go to sleep
▶ 579166 (11) No.141653
▶ 82051d (37) No.141654
Who /night shift ends in 3 hours but it's not on today/ here?
▶ 82051d (37) No.141655>>141659
Who /who /who here/ here?/ here?
▶ 82051d (37) No.141656
I want a game where you grind for shit like it's work tbh but not work tbh
▶ 82051d (37) No.141657
NO NO NO IT'S ALL WRONG MY HOT CHOCOLATE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH
i-i'm not strong enough ;-;
▶ 82051d (37) No.141658
IT TASTES OF WATER WTF
THE ONES AT WORK ARE BETTER THAN THIS
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141659
>>141655
/here/ tot
wots this about nightshift?
it's only 8:40 here, my night prowling hasn't even popped cork yey
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141660>>141661
>ywn wrap your dick around her throat and strangle her to death in a motel
Whoever that was that recommended semax is a god. 800% BDNF… now I can do 8x as much meth and not get brain damage
▶ 82051d (37) No.141661>>141680
▶ 82051d (37) No.141662
my eyes are bloodshot, you'd think i was on it
▶ 82051d (37) No.141663
▶ 82051d (37) No.141665
>>141664
The lamb isn't weak, he's lovely.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141666
>tfw will never get to slap my willy on her face
▶ 6be781 (3) No.141668>>141669
▶ 6be781 (3) No.141669
>>141668
Somebody using my VPN again. SMH.
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141671>>141672
>>141670
Where do you keep finding these munters? Smh.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141672>>141673
>>141671
you dont think shes beautiful?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141673>>141674
>>141672
She looks even weirder like that. What is she?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141674>>141675
>>141673
she is a sexy lady you bully
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141675>>141676
>>141674
Does this fat faced xenomorph pretend to be right wing on the internet or something?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141676>>141677
>>141675
a bit
mostly just stuff like feminism and mgtow and why porn is bad not the soap opera stuff like who is going to win this election or what this politician said
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141677>>141678
>>141676
Oh, she's the one that used to do livecams.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141678
>>141677
yeah shes a retard tbh
but she looks spooky which i like
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141680>>141681
>>141661
LARPing tbh, gotta cultivate a bad boy image to counter my wmaf
>>141679
not imperium lad
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141682>>141683
>>141681
better
don't disappoint me like that ever again
▶ 7c0b71 (6) No.141684>>141685
>>141683
aargh my eyes *filters*
▶ 579166 (11) No.141688
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141691>>141694 >>141700
Sebastian Gorka Resigns from Trump Administration: “Given recent events, it is clear to me that forces that do not support the MAGA promise are -- for now – ascendant within the White House,”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/25/sebastian-gorka-resigns-from-trump-administration/
In case anyone had any doubts about whether neocons had taken over.
▶ 579166 (11) No.141692
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141694
>>141690
W-what's this comic supposed to be about?
>>141691
Where will they intervene next?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141695>>141696 >>141699
Kek as if anyone would want her after thirty
▶ 8ee3c4 (6) No.141696>>141698
>>141695
based christmas cakes
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141697>>141701 >>141704
Dating Is Harder Than It Looks When You’re A Millennial Mom
>I love my daughter more than anything in the world, but I have found that being a mom during this era has been more difficult than I thought it would be.
As if being a single mummy was somehow a common thing. As if you don't have the welfare state.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/amanda-martz/2017/08/dating-is-harder-than-it-looks-when-youre-a-millennial-mom/
>articles by single mummies will never stop being written
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141698
▶ 579166 (11) No.141699>>141702 >>141703 >>141704 >>141709
any of you lads gunna watch the fight?
>>141695
le based strong lass
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141700
>>141691
Oh, it was this lad. Makes me kind of sad tbh. From what I've seen of him in interviews he's a good lamb
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141701>>141703
>>141697
Would rather be adopted or dated by a single mummy?
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141702>>141711
>>141699
Yes, but mostly just to giggle. Macgregor has no chance but if mayweather lost, it would be the most amusing thing to happen in boxing ever.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141703>>141711
>cheeky and adventurous(read total SLAG)
>>141699
Never really cared for sports but if it's at a reasonable time I'll give it a look
>>141701
date
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141704>>141707 >>141709
>>141697
Roooooooo why won't someone provide for them.
>>141699
>nigger manlet vs spudnigger manlet
Whoever wins we all lose.
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141705>>141714
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's the feature breakdown:
A new screen will let you know what China wants so you can keep them happy
You can even submit yourself as a tributary, and try to escape when the Emperor is weak
New characters will arrive from China (princes and adventurers, apparently)
A new set of artifacts to collect and a "Silk Road system" that governs how much money you make from trade
Rally points added for levies
Chinese and Tibetan portraits, plus Chinese units added
There are eight more Casus Bellis because "you can never have enough"
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141707
>>141704
Being a manlet is being a loss by default tbh
▶ 8ee3c4 (6) No.141709>>141710 >>141711
>>141699
Might do
Is there an undercard to it?
>>141704
>Roooooooo why won't someone provide for them.
because they're SLAGS
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141710
>>141709
>because they're SLAGS
tbh. If we were in stone age evropa we'd let them die in the winter smh
▶ 579166 (11) No.141711>>141715
>>141702
Kek same, im watching just because in the off chance mcgregor Knocks him out it would be like witnessing history
>>141703
its on super late lass
>>141709
cant say i know lad
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141712
*eats womyn and child for sustenance*
It's a long cold winter smh
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141713
>>141330
Helmer is a MILF?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141714
>>141705
Took them long enough. They should done China straight away instead of wasting all that effort on India when nobody likes playing there and nobody even interacts with them the whole game.
>padded with gimmicky bullshit
>no Japan or Korea
>the game will chug even worse with all the new provinces and characters to load
Smh.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141715>>141716
>>141711
>its on super late lass
smhh not going to stay up tbh
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141716>>141717
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141717>>141718
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▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141722>>141724
>>141721
What did I do now?
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141724>>141728
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141725>>141727
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141726
*lops your head off*
Just feels like this won't ever end. Seems like everyone's just given them a free pass smh
▶ 264005 (33) No.141727
>>141725
it is on a saturday you miserable nigger
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141728>>141732
>>141723
Morning, lamb
>>141724
I call everyone lamb, lad
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141729>>141731 >>141737
If I was mod, I'd force everyone to post bins or get banned.
Once people had the hang of it, we'd raid /brit/ and cover their thread in bins.
Good thing I'm not mod tbh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141730>>141738 >>141740
I'll never get over this video
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141731>>141735
>>141729
we'd end up having a civil war, lad
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141733
*stuffs face*
*wears pink shirt*
*wears leather jacket*
*moves around like a goblin*
He's so lovable
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141734
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141736
>>141735
I mean here, lad. Mod against mod.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141737>>141741
>>141729
you would be using the same technique as a viral infection
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141738>>141742
>>141730
>that hard cut to "women shouldn't have the vote"
top kek
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141739>>141745
Look at those happy nonces.
▶ 9a24ca (11) No.141740
>>141730
>he actually says hu'white
ffs
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141741
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141742>>141744
>>141738
I don't even find that a shocking opinion though. I just know it would shock normies though.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141743>>141750
because the world doesn't have enough niggers
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141744
>>141742
>I just know it would shock normies though.
that's why it's there smh. Surprised they actually let him elaborate on it a bit.
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141745>>141746
>>141739
So much fucked up shit going on here.
Look at the absurd smug expression on the Woman's face, the proud over-soyed cuck, and the ecstatic faggots being handed young boys to abuse at their leisure.
Urgh.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141746
>>141745
it's literally fresh meat for them. Jesus Christ
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141749
>>141747
funny thing is first when I saw that image I had no idea it was her kid. wtf I love having children that look nothing like me now
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141750>>141756
>>141743
That's not a real account, it's just some Jew that likes to troll the WN crowd no twitter. He finds pics like that to post, and tweets them to Trump supporters and AltRight ppl.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141753
>>141752
nice, anywhere spesh?
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141754
BIG SISTER IS WATCHING YOU
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141755>>141757
>>141748
I'm glad Astolfo is so popular tbh.
*spreads the contagion*
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141756
*wears cool sash*
>>141750
Oh. Still smh
>>141752
bon appetit
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141757>>141759
>>141755
>*spreads the contagion*
*quarantines the gay*
▶ 264005 (33) No.141758>>141761 >>141763
should i get up or go back to sleep
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141759>>141763
>>141757
Get her boss!
Get her!!!!
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141761>>141765
>>141758
Back to sleep.
May as well.
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141762>>141764 >>141768 >>141773
Who has a beautiful pee pee?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141763>>141766 >>141768
>>141758
why go back to sleep?
>>141759
will I become popular if I do it, lad?
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141764>>141769
▶ 264005 (33) No.141765>>141767 >>141793
>>141760
sweet, have fun lax
>>141761
well ill stay awake if its what you wouldn't do
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141767
>>141765
I didn't manage to sleep at all last night, I was too hot and sweaty.
Feeling rough as fuck tbh. I
▶ 264005 (33) No.141768>>141770
>>141762
me
>>141763
dunno nowt to do today except go to the pub
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141769>>141771
>>141764
it's a question for the group.
I'm retiring to read my book.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141770>>141772
>>141768
>dunno nowt to do today except go to the pub
either way it would be best to stay up and go to bed at normal times, right? I do nothing but browse the internet tbh
>>141766
yayyyy
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141771
>>141769
My one is quite nice tbh.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141772>>141774
>>141770
Maybe, but im on a sleep deficit of about 20 hours from last week, it might help tbf.
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141773
>>141762
Mines vainy and has a scar. It's battle hardened, definitely not pretty
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141774
>>141772
well it's not like you can fuck your sleep pattern up and harder (right?). I'd probably get some sleeping done
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141775>>141776 >>141779
Think I'll have a comfy bath tbh
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141776
▶ a035ae (13) No.141777>>141779 >>141780 >>141782
Vengeance for the Druids, death to the Romans tbh
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141779
>>141775
bring in a cigar with you
>>141777
Good lad
▶ 264005 (33) No.141781
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▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141785
refreshing tbh. Got some goodboi points for acting cute for mummy too
*walks around wearing nothing but pants*
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141786>>141817
I was going to say people would get tired of this sort of writing, but then just look at all the samey sitcoms normies gobble up. smh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141788>>141800
>>141787
and was called out on it, kek. At least he didn't lop it off.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141789>>141962
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141790>>141791
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141791>>141792
>>141790
it's too late smh. Goodbois need their beauty sleep tbh
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141792>>141794
>>141791
*Is a badboi and stays up*
who /badtothebone/ here?
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141793>>141795 >>141810
>>141765
Thanks lad. Are you ok after last night?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141794
>>141792
>badtothebone
based
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141795>>141808
>>141793
no here episode today,lass. smh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141796
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hello youtube, this is Gramps from GrandpaGaming
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141797
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141798
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THERE WERE SIX MIIIIIIIIIILJOOOOOOON OF THEM
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141799>>141800 >>141801 >>141811
Canada's swallowed the imperium pill. Not sure if Canada. Might be in Asia tbh
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141800>>141802
>>141788
Lopping it off should be outlawed tbh. Traps are fine the way they are.
>>141799
Look at that lone white girl dominating the whole front row.
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141801
>>141799
welcome to hongcouver
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141802>>141803
>>141800
>Look at that lone white girl dominating the whole front row.
It's a mutt, isn't it?
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141803
>>141802
Probably an ethnic taig, but she's still proving her genetic superiority by making the yellow perils carry her while leaving her shoes on the awkward-looking poo's lap.
▶ 169223 (2) No.141804
rapes ur mummy
kills ur mummy
rapes ur mummy again
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141805>>141807
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWW GORDON
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141806>>141812
>ethnic taig
>superior to anything
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141807
>>141805
Kek. Comparing American and British versions if it wasn't obvious
>American TV
Music please tell me what to feel and think ahhhh
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141808>>141809
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141809>>141812
>>141808
How was lunch, lass?
▶ 264005 (33) No.141810>>141813
>>141793
yeah pretty alright thanks, didnt do too much of anything so hardly any hangover. was lunch alright?
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141811
>>141799
>all three of the chinky lasses are prettier than the white woman
what a surprise
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141812
>>141806
Chinks wish they were Irish
>>141809
It was lovely thanks lad. Tried earl grey and think I prefer it to normal tea tbh, nice without milk or sugar
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141813
>>141810
Kek oh that's good, you seemed in a state. Yea was really good
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141814>>141815 >>141819
God what an international embarrassment this BBC pidgin is
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141815>>141816 >>141818
>>141814
I still think it's an elaborate joke
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141816
>>141815
I do dey dem hope so
▶ a035ae (13) No.141817
>>141786
>football is white-male aggression
>white
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141818>>141820 >>141822
>>141815
>para-imperium
I didn't expect you to have that fetish tbh.
▶ a035ae (13) No.141819>>141825
>>141814
It's a pretty great meme. Isn't it a real language in Nigeria or wherever?
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141820>>141821
>>141818
She's pretty and has a good figure.
I'm not into the fact that she's test tube gub gub snail man
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141821>>141824
>>141820
>test tube gub gub snail man
▶ a035ae (13) No.141822>>141827
>>141818
Hey so long as her reproductive system works that's all that matters.
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141823>>141827
>>141787
I swear his daily never ever posting tirade is him trying to repress
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141825>>141841
>>141819
Probably is their failed attempt at retaining our language. Btw I'm supporting your county buying doom bar, resist the Anglo oppression
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141827>>141830
>>141822
I guess reproduction could be a fulltime profession for paraplegics.
>>141823
Poor lass smh.
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141828>>141829
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141829>>141831 >>141837
>>141828
jealous huwhite woman detected
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141830
>>141826
Woah Those bionics tho
>>141827
Omg I did a hate crime sorry SA
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141831>>141832 >>141838
>>141829
Stop trying to replace us.
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141832>>141833
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141833>>141834 >>141837
>>141832
Roooooooo this is war lad. You will not replace us.
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141837>>141843
>>141829
>>141833
*lights tiki torch*
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141838>>141842 >>141843
>>141831
CHINKIES WILL NOT REPLACE US
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141840
>>141836
It's ok lad I knew it was you
▶ 264005 (33) No.141841>>141842 >>141846
>>141825
lass doombar is a scam, its made by molson coors
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141842>>141844
>>141838
Goodlad
>>141841
Ahhhh what the fuck not those yanks
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141843>>141845 >>141853
>>141837
>>141838
HAIL WHITE WOMEN
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141844>>141896
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141846>>141896
>>141841
>lass doombar is a scam, its made by molson coors
The welsh cannot catch a break
▶ a13c3c (1) No.141848>>141849 >>141850
Really hope all of you are using a VPN at this point.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141849
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141850
>>141848
im totally apolitical at this point
im the sort theyd use to spy on the rest of you tbh
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141851
and if they asked, id do it too
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141852>>141854
when did they change it from dunbar sands to doom bar???
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141853>>141856
>>141843
>HAIL WHITE WOMEN
▶ 264005 (33) No.141854>>141857
>>141852
different drink????????
▶ 1dbb89 (13) No.141857>>141866
>>141854
no the place it's named after
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141858>>141859
anyone know of any fantasy with cool elves like this instead of gay ones?
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141860>>141867
>"Is there anybody here who believes in God?"
>nervous silence from the audience
>"I ask again, otherwise I think my job here will be even easier than I assumed it would be."
>the audience laughs nervously
>"Is there anyone here who believes in the divinity of the Muslim, Christian or Jewish religions, and the word of its biblical teachings?"
>guy raises hands
>the audience, shocked, stares at him, with a look on their faces similar to one you'd give a man about to be executed
>"How dare you. I repeat, how DARE you submit to this heavenly totalitarianism, this celestial North Korea! I assume you'd kill your children if God commanded you to?"
>the audience cheers, claps and yells in unison, a festival of mockery ensues. A loud laughter can be heard from those who are already familiar with the Hitch and knew what to expect. The guy is not given a chance to reply or elaborate on his specific theological views because who cares he's probably stupid anyway. Religion is deemed too stupid for discussion, that particular segment of the entire event is uploaded separately on youtube under the title "Hitchens absolutely fucking OWNS stupid religious audience member who thinks Islam is peaceful" by the user ReasonAndScience. Hitch is hailed as one of the greatest orators since Cicero. Atheism prevails, Religion fails, sorry, deal with it, bye bye.
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141861
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141865>>141867
>>141864
based white women
▶ 264005 (33) No.141866
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141867>>141870
>>141860
>tfw you will never live in a celestial North Korea
>>141864
Lad no, love and vagina magic keeps our society strong.
>>141865
>posts huwhite-looking asian
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141869>>141871 >>141872
>>141868
Would need a knife and fork tbh. Not touching that with my fingers
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141870
>>141867
>>posts huwhite-looking asian
>>141868
>rips off a piece of kitchen roll
go on then
▶ 264005 (33) No.141871>>141874
>>141869
uwotm8 just get stuck in
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141872>>141873 >>141874 >>141875
>>141868
How do we know you haven't spiked them with something…
>>141869
I use cutlery for jam donuts now too tbh, I thought I was just being square.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141873
>>141872
>implying id give my drugs away for free
kek
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141874>>141879
>>141871
Just had a bath lad and I hate touching fatty sticky stuff ahhh
>>141872
>I use cutlery for jam donuts now too tbh, I thought I was just being square.
goodlass. You better be using cutlery for pizza as well tbh
▶ 264005 (33) No.141875>>141876 >>141879
>>141872
>cutlery for donuts
wtf
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141876>>141879
▶ 264005 (33) No.141877>>141878
im going to have to start squatting soon
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141879>>141880 >>141881 >>141891
>>141874
>goodlass. You better be using cutlery for pizza as well tbh
I sure do. I even tried eating crisps with cutlery at a party once but it didn't work out so well, smh.
>>141875
>>141876
>dirty primitives making their hands sticky and then probably touching everything
Ewwwwww.
Who /refinedruralworkingclass/ here?
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141880>>141890
>>141879
>>dirty primitives making their hands sticky and then probably touching everything
that's why you use a paper towel you jabroni
▶ 264005 (33) No.141881
>>141879
>refined rural working class
top fucking kek, just get it in yer gob and shut up
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141882>>141884
*takes a donut but craves pancakes again*
I've got some broccoli and shit that would do for a continental non-dessert pancake tbh
▶ 264005 (33) No.141883
>>141878
looks like an 6/10 party, would def squat amongst them.
▶ 264005 (33) No.141884>>141890 >>141892
>>141882
>dessert pancake
wtf theyre a breakfast item arent they
▶ 264005 (33) No.141886
maltesers bars > white crunch bars > galaxy cookie crumble > everything else
▶ 264005 (33) No.141887
▶ 264005 (33) No.141888>>141892
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141890>>141894
>>141880
>putting paper on your donut
>risking sugar falling everywhere
Just put it on a plate and get a knife and fork. It's the only civilized way to eat a jam donut. You can even add a bit of cream then tbh.
>>141884
My pancakes have always been for dessert, either with lemon or jam.
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141891>>141898
>>141879
>I sure do.
Goodlass
> I even tried eating crisps with cutlery at a party once but it didn't work out so well, smh.
Haven't done that but I know why you would. Even if you don't have to put your hand in the bag you still get the grease and residue on your fingers smh.
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141892
>>141884
pancakes for every occasion
>breakfast pancake
>savory dinner pancake
>dessert pancake
>3am drunk pancake with spaghetti and sprinkles
>>141888
nice
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141893>>141897
>elder god tier
coco pops
>highly glorious tier
nesquik
golden nuggets
>meh tier
crunchy nut
>fucking shit tier
rice krispies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)
sugar puffs
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141894>>141898 >>141900
>>141890
>putting cream on a jam donut
>eating a donut with a fork
>using a knife and fork to eat a donut
WHITE WOMEN ARE INSANE
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141896
>>141844
>>141846
I only wanted to help fellow celts…
▶ 264005 (33) No.141897
>>141893
>rice krispies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)
pfffft
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141898>>141901 >>141902
>>141891
Nothing worse than getting greasy food on you, especially when you're out and about. It's horrifying watching people scatter crumbs and shit in their cars.
>>141894
>he hasn't tried jammy donut with cream
Is it too girly for you or something?
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141899>>141903
We watching Starship Poopers tonight?
▶ 264005 (33) No.141900
>>141894
not just necking the donut like a chad and wiping your hands on someonelses jumper
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141901>>141908
>>141898
Don't really like cream tbh
Also, it sounds really girly
▶ 264005 (33) No.141902
>>141898
jam and cream is nice tbf, and jam and custard
fucking plebs tbh
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141903
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141904>>141905 >>141906 >>141907 >>141908 >>141910
>Not enjoying being able to suck your fingers after eating something and saying "noice" afterwards
Wow just wow
▶ 264005 (33) No.141905>>141918
>>141904
cutlery is for hipsters
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141907>>141918
six pc off now
shower, hot chocolate, cuddle with mummy
from now on i shall only be using the internet from 5-6pm and 10 to 11:30 am
maybe a bit more might add another slot osmewhere in my schedule idk
i wanted to fap to some porn earlier but i didnt
>>141904
makes me feel either like a child or something very lewd i shouldnt say reeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141908>>141909 >>141913 >>141918
Shower time.
>>141901
>Don't really like cream tbh
You're a lactose intolerant hapa aren't you.
Also sweet girly foods are fun so don't judge them before you've tried them.
>>141904
That sounded top lewd lass. What have you been sucking lately?
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141909>>141911 >>141918
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH KAY
>>141908
>You're a lactose intolerant hapa aren't you.
No, I just don't like cream. too bitter for me. Tbh my favourite milk product is just milk on its own
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141910>>141918
>>141904
>putting them in your grease-filled mouth will make them any less greasy
it will just give them a coating of saliva in addition to the grease
That's how my youngest brother would eat. Take a big handful of crisps and push the crisps and his hand into his mouth before going into the bag for more.
▶ b5ddce (54) No.141911>>141918
>>141909
>milk on its own
you mean without the pus?
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141913
>>141908
>Also sweet girly foods are fun
no thank you
▶ 87c6c1 (5) No.141916>>141917
payment cleared already
GET ME CALL GIRLS AND CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES FUCKIN NAO
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141917>>141919 >>141920
>>141916
have fun lad
you know when you told me to avoid tramadol, do you have any (obviously prescription) experience with it
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141918>>141923
>>141905
Tbh some foods are designed to be eaten with hands, to eat with cutlery is disrespectful to the inventor
>>141907
Bye lad
>>141908
Totally unintended of course! have a nice shower
>>141909
Cream is amazing the thiccer the better tbh
>>141910
Smh my mouth is clean youd be lucky to get a coating
>>141911
Vegan meme
▶ 74a4a8 (17) No.141919>>141921
>>141917
Why are you interested in tramadol?
▶ 87c6c1 (5) No.141920
>>141917
a bit of prescription and loads of online ordering. its better than codeine but worse than dihydrocodiene in recreational terms, doesnt last very long unless one was to use a potentiator such as nytol or grapefruit juice.
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141921
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141922>>141924
SCREEN SATURDAY WHEN?
SCREEN SATURDAY WHEN?
SCREEN SATURDAY WHEN?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141923>>141924 >>141929
>>141918
>Smh my mouth is clean youd be lucky to get a coating
Jesus, lass
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141924
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141925
please stop the gayist flirting
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141927
▶ dfcb55 (38) No.141928
STARSHIP TROOPERS NOW PLAYING IN CYTUBE!!!
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141932>>141933
Pembs is at the pub so probably drunk and did not mean anything immoral about it
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141933>>141935
>>141932
SA spends a lot of time at the pub too and we all know what he gets up to.
▶ 87c6c1 (5) No.141934
>>141931
youre at a drinking establishment?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141936>>141938 >>141939
smh SA shouldn't have to sell himself smh
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141937
is anyone going to watch starship troopers or shall we just begin
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141938
>>141936
He's got to pay for his treatments somehow, aaaahhh.
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141939
>>141936
he does it for free
▶ eb7e6f (29) No.141940>>141941 >>141942
▶ 87c6c1 (5) No.141941
>>141940
One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house..
The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.
Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or wicked behaviour.
The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.
Times of India talk say di court say: "We dey spend money dey buy tobacco, liquor and mobile phones, but no ready to construct toilet to protect the dignity of our family.
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141942
>>141940
>To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.
Even niggers get this meme.
▶ 87c6c1 (5) No.141943
>only got 0.5
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get me a syringe
▶ 9a614f (7) No.141946
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141954>>141955
▶ 756d1d (5) No.141955>>141957
>>141953
s-slightly
>>141954
embarrassment over that whole chain ahhh
▶ 756d1d (5) No.141956>>141957
kitty is waiting for me to give her some mackerel smh okay you can have some
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141957>>141958
>>141955
Say something embarrassing, lass
>>141956
goodlass, share with your fellow NEET
▶ 756d1d (5) No.141958>>141960 >>141963
>tfw remember randomly watching a brendan fraiser cytube marathon years ago
>saw the board /just/ in the top bar
>there hasn't been a stream since
JUST
>>141957
>Say something embarrassing, lass
once in science the person sitting next to me started scratching himself to be edgy or something and I fainted and fell back off my chair and a teacher brought a wheelchair thing to wheel me out of the class in front of everybody even though I woke up and was fine to walk. quite embarrassing
>goodlass, share with your fellow NEET
only if she remains disciplined tbh
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▶ 756d1d (5) No.141959>>141960
ok she was eating off the plate when I left the room so she gets NOTHING
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141960>>141965
>>141958
>once in science the person sitting next to me started scratching himself to be edgy or something and I fainted and fell back off my chair and a teacher brought an emergency wheelchair thing to wheel me out of the class in front of everybody even though I woke up and was fine to walk
aww
>>141959
smh dumb cats. Do this with the BIG BLACK neighbour cat tbh. If it can't even wait for a sec it gets no food
▶ e295f0 (15) No.141961
Wearing my tee shirt like a bib because I'm a big boi
▶ ca1921 (14) No.141963>>141965
>>141958
what do you mean by scratching? like with something sharp?
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141964
▶ 756d1d (5) No.141965>>141966 >>141967
>>141960
I don't think I've ever been as red in the face smh
>smh dumb cats. Do this with the BIG BLACK neighbour cat tbh. If it can't even wait for a sec it gets no food
goodlad, the BBC must learn. kitter is purring beside me now but I won't give her it ahhh. maybe for breakfast.
>>141962
that's a UK road sign isn't it? unless those are internationally used
>>141963
yea he was using the blade of a pencil sharpener, I couldn't handle seeing stuff like that
▶ 2d4fec (144) No.141966
>>141965
>goodlad, the BBC must learn. kitter is purring beside me now but I won't give her it ahhh. maybe for breakfast.
Choke it, lass. Show her who's boss
>>141965
>yea he was using the blade of a pencil sharpener, I couldn't handle seeing stuff like that
smh. A bully rubbed off the skin on my forearm with a rubber. Had to prove I was tough
▶ b98e22 (2) No.141967
>>141965
>those are internationally used
this. and the car number plates are different to uk ones
▶ d3e805 (55) No.141969