▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139797>>139810 >>139812
First for white women are superior.
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139809>>139813 >>139815
>>139807
We can fix the single mummies lad, they just want your love tbh.
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139810
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139811
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139812
>>139797
white women are shit
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139813>>139814
>>139809
I don't like the idea of them being connected to another lad somehow tbh and that's if we disregard all the other baggage they come with. My brother's single mummy gf is a third generation single mummy.
>>139796 (OP)
wtf I love girl gamers now
>Drama Asks Viewers, ‘Instead of Finding Fault with Islamic State, Why Not Put Your Efforts Towards Improving it?’
So sick of trying to fix everybody else' problems smh
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139814>>139823
>>139813
>I don't like the idea of them being connected to another lad somehow tbh
You are very territorial over your women lass, typical beachmaster smh
No hymen no diamond tbh
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139815>>139819
>>139809
>neo promoting actually romancing single mothers
wew
▶ b550bb (22) No.139816
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139817>>139818
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*fucks the TV*
Just your typical Drumpf supporter
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139818>>139823
>>139817
WTF they are crazy I can't believe this is what America voted for smdh
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139819>>139821 >>139822 >>139823
>third generation single mummy
They're like Holocaust survivors, smh.
You wouldn't turn down the offer of being looked after by a nice single mummy in return for raising a pure huwhite step-daughteru would you?
>>139815
It's the only way to stop them being single mothers lad. And they're as desperate as some of you lads so it's a match made in heaven tbh.
▶ aa3a8f (1) No.139820
>>139795
Less than a month now
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139821
>>139819
Lass, you are not a single mother because some eggs fell out your bum. 22st can still marry you if you are obedient tbh
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139822>>139825
>>139819
>It's the only way to stop them being single mothers lad.
The way to have them stop being single mothers is to have them get back together with the man that got them up the duff, not by becoming a literal cuckold.
>And they're as desperate as some of you lads so it's a match made in heaven tbh.
No one should be that desperate.
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139823>>139825
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LITTLE ARYAN LION BIG BLACK BULL
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
>>139814
patriarchy smh
>>139818
>tfw they make half of the voters of the country into some kind of horror monster thing
Surprising we don't have something like that for Brexit yet.
>>139819
>You wouldn't turn down the offer of being looked after by a nice single mummy in return for raising a pure huwhite step-daughteru would you?
I don't know. I'm just generally very against them and my brother's gf is exactly like the stereotype. Would have to be pretty much perfect in every other regard tbh smh
>And they're as desperate as some of you lads
hm
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139824
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RAAAW GORDON
>tired of using words he's now literally beating people up
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139825>>139826 >>139827 >>139828 >>139830
>>139822
It's only cuckoldry if the child is a different race tbh. If you and the child are ethnically British then you're doing a national service.
But nobody should be desperate enough to mix with asian women tbqhwy.
>>139823
If you get a working single mummy with her own place then you could move in and be a house husband.
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139826
>>139825
>It's only cuckoldry if the child is a different race tbh
If you're raising a child that isn't yours, that's cuckoldry.
>But nobody should be desperate enough to mix with asian women tbqhwy.
wew
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139827>>139829 >>139830
>>139825
Actually lass, cuckoldry doesn't need race to be cuckoldry. The cuckoo lays its eggs in the place of another birds after invading its nest and eating them. Then the mother bird comes back and mistakes the cuckoo's eggs for her own and nurses them. Then the eggs hatch and the cuckoo babies eat the mummy bird. Anyone who raises anothers child without knowing is a cuckold. Someone who does it knowingly i a wittol
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139828
>>139825
>If you get a working single mummy with her own place then you could move in and be a house husband.
That would feel good but it also wouldn't feel good smh. There is something inherently male about wanting to support your family smh
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139829
>>139827
Don't you see? I'm cucking someone else!
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139830>>139832
>>139825
>If you get a working single mummy with her own place then you could move in and be a house husband.
that's when she cheats on him
>>139827
>wittol
thanks for teaching me a new word
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139831
>white """women""" actively trying to convince you that having taken miles of cock before is a good selling point
lol
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139832
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*sings you to bed*
>>139830
It was a popular insult in are Shakespeare's time I believe
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139835>>139836 >>139837 >>139840
me mummy and sis are watching the film version of les miserables its awful tbqh
the music is mixed weirdly with the singing and the actors often go inbetween sining and talking
i seem to recall everyone making fun of russel crowe but hes honestly the best one so far and hes the only one who actually sings consistently when hes singing and talks when he talks rather than going inbetween randomly
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139836
>>139835
Yeah I remember them bullying him too smh
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139837>>139838
>>139835
I stopped watching when I saw all the negroes smh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139838>>139839
>>139837
yeah but its france tbh
theyve been blacked for centuries
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139839
>>139838
True but a nigga don't wanna see dat mayn
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139840>>139841 >>139842 >>139843
morning lasses
>>139835
is the singing/songs good though?
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139842>>139845
>>139840
the music and songs are great
its the singing thats the problem
this is the best version of the musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG-gojr493E
▶ b550bb (22) No.139843>>139845
>>139840
ey lad
>>139841
*ominous guitar*
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139844
I heard mummy masturbating and she shouted "PUT THAT DICK BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM" and then groaned my name what do?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139845
>>139841
im thinking the same thing muthafucka
>>139842
ok good, i kinda wanted to go see the musical sometime
>>139843
eyyy
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139846>>139848 >>139851
OK, time to go swimming. Then I will come back and finish my work for today. Hopefully there will be more than three people at the pool this time.
A bientot x
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.139847>>139848 >>139850 >>139851
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139848>>139849
>>139846
try to find a white woman who's not a slag, lad.
>>139847
hey lad
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139849>>139853
>>139848
>try to find a white woman who's not a slag, lad.
Impossible
▶ b550bb (22) No.139850
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139851>>139852
>>139846
have fun
>>139847
alright mate?
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.139852>>139889
>>139851
>alright mate?
Aye lad, not too bad. How's everybody doing?
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139853
>>139849
like a needle in a haystack smh
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139855>>139859
Mummy's guests have arrived
mummyyy
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139858
>>139856
t. the Japanese ministry of health
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139859
>>139855
i wish everyone could have sexy and kind mummys like mine
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139860
>buys lots of plastic toys and fills my wall with posters because im empty and this plastic crap fills the void and makes me feel like im special
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139862
>>139861
NO MORE KURISUMASU KEKIS
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139864
>>139863
always found her face wierd tbh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139865>>139868
women should embrace traditionalism
>t. racemixer with no children
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139866
*traditionalism intensifies*
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139867
all these girls are fucking trash tbh
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139868
>>139865
based white women
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139870
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.139871>>139873 >>139874
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139872>>139875 >>139877
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THE INTERVIEW THAT GOT FAITH GOLDY FIRED FROM (((REBEL MEDIA)))
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139874>>139878
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139875>>139876
>>139872
She is kind of cute it's just a shame she looks 30 years older than she is
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139876
>>139875
It's a good interview tbh
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139877
>>139872
>constant background noise of breathing, creaking and clunking
Even I can manage a higher production quality than this. It's not that expensive to get a proper microphone setup especially if you're doing it for a living.
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139878>>139879
>>139874
yup
i dont need skanks like that
i have mummy scully and my sister jenny
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139879>>139880
>>139878
Were you in that thread on /tv/ a few days ago?
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139880>>139881
>>139879
idk
i dont really post just quickly read through threads and get memes
i hate it when people are mean to jenny
objectively she isnt that attractive in the face but shes cute and her personality is great shes very funny and she does have great hair eyes and legs
▶ b550bb (22) No.139882>>139883 >>139890
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139883>>139886
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139884>>139887
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why did they make such a shit rifle and keep it for 20 years
▶ b550bb (22) No.139886>>139887
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139887
>>139884
jews (military-industrial complex)
>>139886
to the max
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139888
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139889
>>139852
good i assume, im fine
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139890
>>139882
>gamers
That's totally wack dude.
▶ bb8994 (63) No.139891
i play video games with mummy
she likes to play platformers like donkey kong country or ratchet and clank
she has good taste in games
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139892>>139893 >>139899 >>139900 >>139903
>be me
>born in 1996
>never played donkey kong
>never played mario apart from mario kart one time at a friend's house
>never played anything older than the N64 and Playstation
>didn't even know Sega made consoles until I found /v/
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139893
>>139892
>born in 1991 but N64 was my first console
guess I liked playing outside before then smh
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139895>>139896 >>139898
Is Japan trying to raise our fertility rates as well?
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139896>>139898
>>139895
Yes.
If I've learned anything from Secret Princess Himegoto, it's that traps are completely straight.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139899>>139901 >>139907
>>139892
I knew about all the old consoles because I watched AVGN tbh
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139900>>139902 >>139907
>>139892
same year but we had a snes and megadrive for some reason
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139901>>139905 >>139906
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>>139899
>No BIG DICK MIKE friend to cuck me
smh
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139902>>139904
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139903>>139907
>>139892
tbh we mostly had computers in this country rather than consoles
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139904>>139908
>>139902
y-yeah let's go with that
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139905>>139908
>>139901
did motherfucker mike cuck james? SMDH
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139906
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139907>>139909 >>139910
>>139899
AVGN was something I'd heard about since around the start of youtube but I never got around to watching his stuff until earlier this year. It's pretty good, I've been missing out.
>>139900
Must be things you picked up from family friends. I don't remember who gave me my N64 but I'm pretty sure it was free, and I got a free Playstation from my cousin.
My dad has a few ZX Spectrums for some reason but I never asked about them because I thought they were just big calculators.
>>139903
I remember my first PC running with Windows 95. That was a good operating system even though XP was out by then.
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139908>>139909 >>139910
>>139904
Let's share some more information
>>139905
It's a meme I've seen mentioned a lot
▶ 47b782 (7) No.139909>>139913
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>>139907
yeh I guess so. that's cool I've never seen one of those before. probably not much fun though.
>>139908
ahhhh it was junk data
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139910>>139911 >>139947
>>139907
Does it feel dated at all? I feel like if I went back and rewatched all the old stuff I'd be disillusioned by all the childish toilet humour tbh.
>>139908
prollly just niggas chatting shit because it seems like his gf disapproves of the nerd videos.
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139911>>139918
>>139910
>prollly just niggas chatting shit because it seems like his gf disapproves of the nerd videos.
I think there's also the meme that Mike has a 30 foot penis
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139912
>tfw we're not allowed to dress like normies
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139913
>>139909
>>139909
>ahhhh it was junk data
give me some more, lass
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139916
United Nations Issues Rare "Early Warning" - Signals Potential Civil Conflict In America
>A UN Committee tasked with combatting racism on a global scale has issued an ultra rare “early warning” for the United States citing ‘alarming racism’ trends. This rare signal often preludes the potential for civil conflict.
>In the past 10-years, the early warning has been issued in Burundi, Iraq, Ivory Coast, Kyrgyzstan and Nigeria.
>The United Nations Committee on the Eliminations of Racial Discrimination has called on high-level politicians and public officials of the United States to condemn “racist hate speech and crimes in Charlottesville and through the country”.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-23/united-nations-issues-rare-early-warning-signals-potential-civil-conflict-america
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139917>>139920
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>>139915
>No escalators that target chinkies
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139918
>>139911
that one isn't a meme tbh
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139919>>139921 >>139922 >>139924
>it's a living room that is above my room is filled with loud women episode
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139920
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139921>>139925
>>139919
can't say i know this feel but it cant be good
▶ b550bb (22) No.139922>>139923 >>139925
>>139919
Do you live in a basement lad?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139923
>>139922
probably apartments
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139924>>139925
>>139919
bang on the ceiling with your cane lad
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139925>>139926 >>139927 >>139947
>>139922
ground floor
>>139921
>>139924
It's not often so mummy can have this one time smh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139926
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139927>>139928
>>139925
THOTS
I bet they're talking about GIRL THINGS
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139928>>139929 >>139931
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139929
>>139928
Have yourself a cheeki wank and jizz on the roof lad. It'll be like cumming on their feet. BASED!
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.139930>>139932 >>139933 >>139934 >>139935 >>139937
Anybody else here getting increasingly impatient and more inclined to swallow the BASED daftypill?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139932
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139933
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139934>>139942
>>139930
You mean sitting on your arse daydreaming about a race war that will never come until you're an old man with no kids watching the pakis proceed to the Mosque on Friday as you pass away in your 5% white British town?
I would rather do something pro-active.
▶ b550bb (22) No.139935
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139937
>>139930
let's meet up, lad
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139938
That paki turned out to be an alright lad. He was helping me swim in the deep end. Soon I shall drown him keek
▶ d5b6f5 (2) No.139939>>139940 >>139943
>when you realise the lasses are actually lads
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139940
>>139939
Show us your fanny
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139941>>139944
Do /brit/ unironically believe in the race war or is the meme just going over my head?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139942>>139945
>>139934
well put lad, very inspirational but you can't finish it there. Now point him to the correct path
▶ b550bb (22) No.139943
>>139939
>when you can't own a gun because you're a felon so you borrow your wife's
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139944>>139948
>>139941
You don't believe the race war is possible?
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139945>>139946
>>139942
I don't know what Corns could do lass smh, if he was up in t'North West I could probably help him out smh although soon there might be something for Corns to do I hear
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139946>>139949
>>139945
NA2 in cornwall? I thought you turned your back on that org because it wasn't actually nationalistic
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139947>>139950
>>139910
The crude humour is nostalgic for me because I remember everything on youtube being like that. It's dated but in a good way I guess.
>>139925
>upstairs living room
That's interesting. I think I've only been in one house with one of those.
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139948>>139954
>>139944
No lad. We'll just sit by and take it like we took Rotherham. If we did nothing about Rotherham we will do nothing when they take over Birmingham. If we did nothing while they are making Manchester council say Moslem prayers before session then we will do nothing when they run parliament. Labour are in the lead again. Them and Labour are in the 40% marks. The army will side with whoever can pay. The police will side with whoever can pay. People will take a slow and stable death than a tumultuous liberation.
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139949>>139954
>>139946
Something better than that lass. An actual organisation of LOCAL lads doing LOCAL lad thing tbh
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139950>>139952 >>139953 >>139955 >>139956
>>139947
I wouldn't live upstairs from you lass. You would lay eggs on my face smh
NEO'S THE EGGMAN
WOOOOOOOO
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.139951
*goes for shower and treats*
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139953>>139955 >>139958
>>139950
When are you going to stop this.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139954
>>139948
Hmm, that's fairly blackpilled but it does sound about right. I'm not a fan of the "race war" but I do feel like tensions might come to point of straw breaking backs. Naturally action should be taken personally before it even gets that bad.
>>139949
> coenwall LOCAL lad things
surfing and pasties huh? sounds pretty based.
▶ b550bb (22) No.139956
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▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139958>>139965
>>139953
>even younger kids
what's going on
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.139959>>139960 >>139963
>the ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice
what a sentence. kek
▶ b550bb (22) No.139960>>139961 >>139962 >>139963 >>139965
>>139959
nigga it called a ```splorch```
▶ b550bb (22) No.139961
>>139960
>tfw you never get the formatting right
fug
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139962
>>139960
im not sure what it was but the phrasing of this is hilarious to me
▶ b550bb (22) No.139964
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139965>>139966 >>139967
>>139958
They're the same age tbh, it's the high school swim team.
>>139960
Is that the technical term?
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139966
>>139965
stop posting this
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139967>>139979
>>139965
no gayposting lass
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139968
WE ARE NOT AFRAID
WE REMAIN UNITED
WE SHALL STAND UP TO HATE
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139969
Seven housing benefit chiefs at three different councils 'masterminded a 10-year £1m fraud by creating dozens of fake identities to pay bogus claims to'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812848/amp/Seven-benefit-chiefs-masterminded-10-year-1m-fraud.html
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139971>>139972 >>139973 >>139975
>tfw you are single-handedly keeping /newbrit/ most velocitous thread
▶ b550bb (22) No.139972>>139974
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139973>>139974
>>139971
i'll help by replying to this post
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139974>>139977
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139977>>139989
>>139974
no problem lass
>>139976
hey lad
▶ b550bb (22) No.139978>>139989
▶ be40da (25) No.139979>>139981
>>139967
the persecution begins ahhhh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139980>>139989
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139981>>139983 >>139984
>>139979
i didnt even ban the post i just told him to stop, stop being a drama queen
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139982>>139989
>>139976
hullo lad
might be able to do this month's job but the cheapest I could get to the town is £40 for 12:00
I should be able to do next month's, if you could send me the specific location? will have to lodge nearby
▶ be40da (25) No.139983>>139985
>>139981
bans come when it doesn't stop obviously
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139984>>139985
>>139981
>ban
WOAH
are you mod now?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139985>>139986 >>139988
>>139983
ment to say "delete the post". its been a long day
>>139984
ye baby
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139986>>139987
>>139985
Congratulations lad. I'm sure you'll be able to properly handle this great power and responsibility
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139987>>139993 >>139998
>>139986
thanks for you're encouragement, i think it'll be fine. I was made mod to address the power inbalence of all the mods being gayist's because of that thing a couple days ago where people had had enough of all the gayposting
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139988>>139990
>>139985
goodlad
persecute the gayists
enforce the spoiler NAP
gas them, degenerates all
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.139989>>139990 >>139991 >>139997
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>>139977
hola senorita
>>139978
alright nignog, finished that office job today, finally. ill post censored pics of it by the weekend.
>>139980
konnichiwa
>>139982
alrite dude, leave the first job then, 40 notes is a bit much. ill ping you the deets by the end of the month cringes but doesnt change the phrasing
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139990>>139997 >>140009
>>139988
i'm not gunna gas em lad, just make sure they stop all the gayposting
>>139989
thats senior to you lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139991>>139995 >>140009
>>139989
How you doing m8, day been alright?
tbh I was a naughty lad last night
▶ 33e17b (55) No.139992
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.139993>>139995 >>140013
>>139987
>the corruption was too obvious
Aaaaaaaaahhhh they should have fake banned me a few times.
▶ d0b78e (21) No.139994>>140000
>the fight against gayism has changed course
thank you deerboy and britposter.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.139995>>139996 >>140000
>>139991
what did you do?
>>139993
Why would you admit to a possible conspiricy? also stop gayposting from that anime lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.139996>>140004 >>140011 >>140015
▶ 4a070a (22) No.139997>>140004 >>140009
>>139989
hip to the skeet dawg
fo shizzle
and so on in a similar vein
that's some fresh beats
>ywn experience early 2000s lasertag with spoopy techno, frightening ayylmao murals and copious amounts of generated fog and smoke ever again
>>139990
it's a big job you've taken on lad, good luck
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.139998>>140004
>>139987
>britlad is the official no homo mod
im absolutely in favour of your appointment
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140000>>140001 >>140004
>>139994
It's not gayism.
>>139995
There is no conspiracy.
▶ d0b78e (21) No.140001>>140002
>>140000
>It's not gayism.
it's gayism
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140002>>140005 >>140014
>>140001
My quads disagree lad.
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140003
>sudden loud explosions
>it's just fireworks again
Roooo.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140004>>140008 >>140019
>>139996
jelly lad, how many did you do?
>>139997
thank you lad, im sure itll be fine
>>139998
haha thanks for the congratulatory OC
>>140000
>It's not gayism.
i think you'll fine ive been appointed to decide what is and isnt gay posting. Nice quads btw
>>139999
checked
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140005>>140006 >>140007
>filter neo and waifuposter
>a quarter of the entire thread is post stubs
s m h
>>140002
*unhides just for this*
stop being gay tbh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140006>>140016
>>140005
lad unfilter waifuposter, he's a good lad
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140007>>140016
>>140005
>he still gets post stubs with filtering
How?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140008>>140012 >>140016
>>140004
just the one. Took em with some bimbos, chilled a bit and then walked home with me mate. They were pretty good pills tho. Had a potent heart to heart with one of my lads.
It's the reason my feet were destroyed this morning
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140009>>140012 >>140015 >>140016
>>139991
good ta lad, i was naughty too tbf, havent slept yet, only finished work an hour ago. what did you do?
>>139997
kek
>fresh beats
you will join the technoperium
>laser tag
>ywn double drop some doublestacked lovehearts with a fit lass at quasar and get kicked out 45 mins later for copiously throwing up in the safe zone
ahhhhhhhhh reeeeeeeee reeee
>>139990
sorry your modship
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140010>>140012 >>140016
There was a paki/eastern euro lass at the pool and I looked at her bum
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140011>>140012 >>140015
>>139996
nice, are those £2 each up your way?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140012>>140017 >>140030
>>140008
sounds like a fun night lada heart to heart sounds like the perfect thing to do, if you dont mind me asking what was it about?
>>140009
It is ok senorita
>>140010
DIRTY LAD
>>140011
that sounds a bit cheap
▶ be40da (25) No.140013>>140019
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140014
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140015>>140020
>>140009
>>139996
A cheeky multivitamin with some friends. They were a lot nicer than last ones I did. Was really enjoying the sensations of barefoot walking town tbh
>>140011
My mate bought me mine, I'm not sure of the pricing. Anywhere from £4-10/pill tbh
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140016>>140018 >>140035
>>140006
his endless waifuposting gets on my nerves tbh, haven't seen any quality posts from him since he miraculously reappeared after being murdered by the /newbrit/ killer
>>140007
look in options lad
>>140008
>so out of it you forgot shoes
wew tbh
>>140009
seems the standard tbh
my most vivid memory apart from a super cool part of the arena where a burnt out car had been set up is of the shitters covered in curry and vomit smh
>>140010
you're basicallya race traitour now smhtbh
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140017>>140018
>>140012
50 for £100? not really, economy of scale.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140018
>>140016
fair enough lad
>>140017
guess im just thinking on a smaller scale
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140019>>140021 >>140022
>>140004
>i think you'll fine ive been appointed to decide what is and isnt gay posting
Uh oh.
>>140013
You'll have to guard against tyranny now lass.
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140020>>140035
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>>140015
ebeneezer goode
>barefoot
lass wtf theres glass and paki phlegm that on the deck
> £4-10
*adds this price nugget to several forums*
thanks lad, handy to hear first hand info.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140021>>140026 >>140034
>>140019
why is that uh oh?
>You'll have to guard against tyranny now lass.
top fucking kek, you're all being a bunch of drama queens
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140022
>>140019
your reign of terror is over
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.140023>>140024 >>140025 >>140027
Isn't shitposting and gayposting the entire point of /newbrit/?
It's literally a containment board, for a containment board.
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140024
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140025>>140029
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140026>>140028
>>140021
>a hampshite is now the definer of gayposting
this just gets better and betterer
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140027
>>140023
Now we'll need a containment board for a containment board for a containment board smh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140028>>140032
>>140026
i dont see what my heritage has to do with anything lass
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.140029>>140033 >>140034 >>140042
>>140025
Yet you tolerate the promotion of race mixing and miscegenation.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140030>>140031 >>140042
>>140012
It was, I had fun and learned a few things about myself and others. I'm pretty open so sure I'll tell
**First we discussed the nature of our friendship. Talked about how we've become really close mates in the last few months. I talked about how I've grown to like our friend group I have despite my vulnerability and daddy issues that stop me from wanting to form real emotional bonds with people. Spoke about how we'd like to stay friends despite having issues with our general friend group - the other lads struggle with insecurity-.
Then it moved onto women. I gave him advice on his recent bit of female based misfortune and he likewise gave me some advice. Something to the accord of "youre always ON it and the biggest player until you get attached. " so that's what I have to work on**
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140031
>>140030
>didn't spoiler properly
WHOOPS
smh you all read them anyway
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140032>>140042
>>140028
it shows that disadvantage of birthplace is no bar to obtaining authority
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140033
▶ be40da (25) No.140034>>140042
>>140021
you're literally a mod just to restrict our behaviour lad it's not really drama, it's the state of things now
>>140029
it's a funny double standard many seem to have, based on muh dik at a guess
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140035
>>140016
Took them off lad. I wanted to feel the cool tarmac.
>>140020
>lass wtf
It seemed like a good idea at the time. I admit it was bad in hindsight but they'll be fine once they heal.
>price
Is that a good price for garries? I hear drugs are pretty plentiful in shropshire so I figured that they'd be cheap
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140036>>140037 >>140042
>gayposting is now the counterculture
*starts gayposting*
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140037>>140044 >>140045
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140038
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140040
Also it's not gayposting.
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140041>>140046
>>140039
so you admit it's gayposting?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140042>>140048 >>140049 >>140055
>>140029
those were rules decided out of my control by the board owner, there is nothing i can do
>>140030
>and learned a few things about myself and others.
yeah thats happened to me too
talks like that is probably one of the best things about Ecstasy tbh
>>140032
kek, im effectivly a nigger police officer at this point
>>140034
a mass request for a mod to stop you guys from sucking each others dicks over a chinese cartoon forum is not the same as you guys being oppressed
>>140036
LAAAAAAAAAD
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140043>>140050
tbh, I find unironic fucking miscegenation posting to be worse than ironic gay posting. Wouldn't want to offend the resident chink lover though. Maybe its because Herts humped and dumped dafty that he has such a fondness for Mongoloids
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.140044>>140050
>>140037
[hypocrisy intensifies]
Either everybody can immorally shitpost, or nobody can.
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140046
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140047
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140049>>140052 >>140055
>>140042
>spoiler
Same. I always love how it tears away insecurities and let's people talk to one another without fear of being judged.
▶ be40da (25) No.140050
>>140043
>>140044
it's insane right?
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140051
>8ch.pl refused to connect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140052>>140059 >>140063
>>140048
this is now bullying, prepare for a 30 second ban lad
>>140049
yeah, did you know its original street name was "empathy" for that reason
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140053>>140058 >>140059
*bullies artistically in the name of morality*
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140054>>140056
tbh I'm sick of the meta posting now
▶ 9cff3f (14) No.140055>>140058 >>140063
>>140049
>>140042
>best thing
surely the mind melting rush is the best thing
*analyses myself based on that response*
sheeit
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140056>>140057
>>140054
Fuck off to >>>/zoo/ you chink loving twat
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140057
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140058>>140064
>>140053
TBH lad
>>140055
Nah lad, the rush goes away but the conversation you had can change your relationship with that person forever
although the rush is fucking awsome (i've heard)
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140059
>>140052
kek
>>140053
>bullying
reeee its about a corrupt nigger cop
>ban
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▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140061>>140065 >>140067
*Also chastises promotion of drug use*
▶ be40da (25) No.140062>>140066
>>140060
I salute you king bumbum
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140063>>140066
>>140052
>empathy
I didn't actually. That's honestly super cool. Tbh I think that funky piece of trivia is a good line to use a rave, mind if I steal?
>>140055
>rush
Yeah the rush is fucking ace too. I'd take the closeness over it though, especially since it was a tuesday at a park bench.
>>140060
That's pretty meta lad
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140064>>140066
>>140058
i agree tbf, guess im probably just all talked out by now smh.
>fucking amazing
*loses ability to talk or make rollies for an hour*
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140065>>140066
>>140061
*Attempts to defend self but fails*
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140066>>140068 >>140071 >>140079
>>140062
>i salute a person because they post gay porn
wew
>>140063
you may lad
>>140064
Haha, gurn city
>>140065
Yeah it's not exactly an easy thing to defend
▶ be40da (25) No.140068>>140072
>>140066
didn't look closely at that image until after.. wew
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140069
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140070>>140072
That is kind of gay though admittedly.
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140071>>140078
>>140066
>not easy to defend
… neoshamanistic drug use to facilitate tribal bonding needs no defense but tooting a chopper at the pub has no redeeming features
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140072>>140073
>>140068
kek, i did think it was out of character
>>140070
its men ejaculating onto another mans face, it doesn't get anymore "gay porn" then that
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140073>>140078
>>140072
>doesnt get any gayer than that
sounds like a wager to me
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140074>>140078
There was already a an imbalance in the shit post force being perpetuated by the gayists. They were ramping the posting up to levels that were making everyone else uncomfortable.
I think it's unfortunate that we have to discuss potential post deletions or banning because those people were reluctant to consider the feelings of others and turn down the volume on that specific shitposting. However if it kept up there probably would've been another split anyway, so this is the best possible option so far as I see it.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140075>>140078
>>140060
Why is this allowed?
▶ a2b247 (5) No.140077
>>139796 (OP)
>Instead of Finding Fault with Islamic State, Why Not Put Your Efforts Towards Improving it?
This is retarded on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140078>>140085 >>140091
>>140071
> tooting a chopper
Snorting cocaine?
>>140073
lad dont do something stupid, i cant pla favourites
>>140074
its a a shame but i agree, i hope the threat of a ban will just make people stop being gay
>>140075
it snot, thats why i gave him a 1 hour ban
>>140076
nasty
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140079>>140083
>>140066
>gurn city
>gurned so hard I scrapped some skin off my under lip
I think mummy noticed tbh
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140080>>140083 >>140088 >>140090 >>140093
night lads
heil the new order tbh
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140081
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140082>>140083 >>140085
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140083>>140088
>>140079
jesus christ lad, does it sting?
>>140080
night lad, hail
>>140082
its a trap lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140084
>>140076
Make sure to cover them in poo or they're only half effective tbh
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140085>>140086
>>140078
yep
>dont do anything stupid
i wasnt planning on it until you told me i shouldnt do it
>>140082
trap posting
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140086>>140087
>>140085
>i wasnt planning on it until you told me i shouldnt do it
do sumfin pussy
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140087>>140089 >>140095
>>140086
>tfw nearly got tricked into gayposting by a cunning stunt
i didnt come in on a goddamn banana boat
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140088>>140095
>>140080
Sleep tight lad, have sweet dreams
>>140083
It does actually, but I barely notice because the tears and blisters on my feet are way worse. Fams been laughing at me because I've been walking around like a spack on me tippy toes since I got home
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140089>>140092
>>140087
>he nearly fell for neo's tricks
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140090
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140091>>140095
>>140078
>1 hour ban
Why so short?
Also, how long have you been a mod?
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140092>>140097
>>140089
>neos tricks
it was that sly hampshite what almost done me
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140093
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140094>>140100 >>140101 >>140102
>an associate broke up with a fat lass earlier
net positive
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140095>>140096 >>140098 >>140099
>>140087
i'll get you next time you wily sod
>>140088
why are your feet so fucked?
>>140091
got modded 2 days ago and the ban is so short because i dont want to appear tyranical. It was his first offence lad, just giving him a slap on the wrist. im the offical anti gay mod
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140096>>140097
>>140095
>why are your feet so fucked?
He's become an abo, and walked around town without shoes on
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140097
>>140092
you're imagining things lass :^)
>>140096
kek, really?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140098>>140102
>>140095
Walked some 3 miles without shoes. Ran jumped and landed on rough tarmac
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140099>>140102
>>140095
>i dont want to appear tyranical.
The one thing worse than appearing tyrannical, is appearing weak.
Then your subjects don't respect you.
And then you resort to tyranny in order to command their respect.
Weakness leads to tyranny.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140100>>140107
>>140094
Good lad he is. Fat lasses aren't worth anyones trouble tbf. I don't care what all them proverbs say about getting a fat wife, all the fatties I know are awful people.
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140101>>140107
>>140094
>letting your associate hook up with a fat lass.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140102>>140103 >>140105 >>140107
>>140098
christ, when did you realise you were fucked?
>>140099
they're not my subjects lad.the next ban will be longer
>>140094
good, nobody should have to settle for a lass who is fat tbh
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140103
>>140102
>they're not my subjects lad.the next ban will be longer
2017.
Not understanding the dynamics of hierarchy.
smh.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140105>>140106 >>140109
>>140102
I didn't tbh, just seemed like the thing to do. I really like walking barefoot on grass so I figured walking on tarmac would be relatively similar. Only realised my feet were fucked when the pills were wearing off
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140106>>140112
>>140105
did you atleast bring your shoes home with you?
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140107>>140108 >>140117 >>140136
>>140100
hes at the pub with me crying like a soppy twat, she was a fat slag single mummy, who dumped him. wtf is the world coming to.
>>140101
>letting
*tells mate that he shouldnt get with fat lasses*
*he gets with a fat lass*
what am i meant to do? if i went in on her he could rightfully punch me.
>>140102
>settle
fat girls are like mopeds tbh - ugly and non sexual.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140108>>140114
>>140107
>fat girls are like mopeds tbh - ugly and non sexual.
but still fun to ride
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140109>>140112
>>140105
I did. Had to walk another 3 miles to get home. You can be fucking certain I chose to wear my airmax home
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140110>>140115 >>140118
EVERYONE BULLY THE NEW MOD!
>worst that can happen is he gives you a little ban, even for posting gay porn.
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140111>>140113
>>140104
alright lad, not seen you in a while
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140112>>140115
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140113
>>140111
Nice trips.
Been busy. It's a crazy world out there tbh.
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140114>>140115
>>140108
>mopeds are fun to ride
are they really though
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140115>>140116
>>140110
if you want me to give you a big ban i can lad, is that what you want?
>>140112
k boi
>>140114
yeah tbh, not that there arnt better things out there
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140116>>140126
>>140115
tbh, I'm not really into bullying people. I regret making that post.
Sorry new boss.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140117
>>140107
>crying over single mummy
ohhhh… I had hoped he was the one that did the dumping. Smh I'm not one for romance advice but it just doesn't seem right that these lads get caught up with such low quality women. I blame the feminists tbh
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140120>>140123 >>140124 >>140125 >>140126
Early night tonight, sweet dreams.
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140122
>>140119
they got hooked up by the dago spooks
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140124
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140125
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140126>>140131
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>>140116
Smh i forgive you peon, dont let it happen again or 24 hours in the can lad
>>140118
vid
>>140120
night
>>140119
Anouther one?
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140127>>140128
>>140123
she looks like a mufugin corpse dude
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140128>>140129 >>140130
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140129
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140130>>140132
>>140128
lad she totally does
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140131
>>140126
outnumbered but never outgunned *comes out to play*
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140132>>140134
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140133>>140134
>sleeping tabs
awww fuck all y'all
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140134>>140138
>>140132
yes
>>140133
do they really work?
▶ b550bb (22) No.140136
>>140107
>tfw if this happened now it would be stopped as soon as possible or everyone would get stabbed
smh tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140137>>140144
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>>140135
thought that was gonna be this tbh
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140138>>140139
>>140134
yeah but only if i chew up 3 or 4 with >4 beers
they do work pretty well though, 1 and a half would be very noticable for a low tolerance individual. if one takes >20 theyd trip balls.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140139>>140141
>>140138
> if one takes >20 theyd trip balls.
sounds like it would be dodgy, are you speaking from experience?
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140141>>140146
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140142
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tequila slamming blunt rolling inner city junkie
▶ be40da (25) No.140143>>140146 >>140147
what the heck is this there seems to be like 2 people on the whole board writing sexual mlp stories, based nerve centre
>>>/123456789012345678901234567890/
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140146
>>140141
that doesnt sound like fun
>>140143
wew
▶ b550bb (22) No.140147
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140148>>140149 >>140153
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140149>>140150 >>140153
>>140148
>the containment boards containment boards containment board
▶ be40da (25) No.140150
>>140149
based british individualism
▶ 9533cd (1) No.140151>>140152
Fuck sake, just got banned from /brit/ for ban evading and being bumbum but I wasn't and I'm not. Reeeeee.
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140152>>140154
>>140151
You can't be banned on >>>/britpost/ lass unless you do summut illegal
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140153>>140154 >>140155
>>140149
>how many layers of circlejerk are you on?
>like 2 or 3 maybe my dude
>you are like little baby, watch this:
>>140148
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140154
>>140152
lad a board with you as a BO is not something i would want to associate myself with
>>140153
kek
▶ b550bb (22) No.140155
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140156>>140157
>launches coup at worst possible time of day when posters are going to bed
▶ bc70ef (19) No.140157
>>140156
Worst coup since Mishima
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140158>>140159 >>140160
all this layered cross posting is messing with my head tbh
>>140144
this is a quality little choon tbh. I really like EDM love songs
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140160>>140164
>>140158
>>140159
its really not my thing tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140162>>140168
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. what do yon lads think about this piece
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140164>>140167
>>140160
what is your musical thing lad?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140166
>>140165
Sleep well lad. Don't let the bed bugs bite
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140167>>140169
>>140164
dunno lad, i just never got into that kind of music
>>140165
night pembs
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140168>>140171
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>>140162
1/10
>>140163
4/10
>>140165
bonsoir madamousele
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140169
>>140167
going to a rave helps with high tempo music approval tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140171>>140173
>>140168
He's really rozzing the guitar, really good sound. Top lad stevie
▶ 902040 (4) No.140172>>140175
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140173>>140174
>>140171
its an objectively perfect performance, and he makes loads of noise with 3 strings smh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140174
>>140173
I wanna play like that one day. It's really cool to see people go hard on guitar like that
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▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140180
>>140178
X or Y chromosome somebody?
▶ b550bb (22) No.140181>>140182 >>140183
>>140179
smh lad they're song lyrics
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140182>>140184
>>140181
Smh lad I can't hear you all the way over here in shropshire
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140183
>>140181
i thought thats what you were doing but i wasnt sure tbh
▶ b550bb (22) No.140184>>140185 >>140186
>>140182
ah lad lemme shout a little louder next time
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140185>>140187
>>140184
perhaps shout hey jude
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140186>>140189
>>140184
>shouts so loud I actually hear him
>blows out ear drums all of over the south
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140187
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▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140191
▶ 0121ff (38) No.140192
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140193>>140194 >>140195 >>140197 >>140198
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What is /britpost/ ?
Is it the new /newbrit/ ?
I found this little horror from my very brief visit there…
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140194>>140195
>>140193
She's s chatty idiot that tooks about muh vagina and related topics a lot
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140195
>>140194
>>140193
Just listening to her prattle on, I can feel my brain turning to mush
>muh period
>muh boobs
>muh boyfriend
>muh hormones
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140197>>140199
>>140193
Bumbum made a new place because he wants to gaypost
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140198
>>140193
They're in the chaotic formation phase and looking for culture. Doubt it'll survive that phase w/o /brit/ support.
>that whore
Fair play to her she's just as lost as anyone else I suppose
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140199>>140200
>>140197
Oh I see.
So this is inadvertently YOUR doing!
Tough being a mod eh?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140200>>140201
>>140199
nah its fine, dont really care
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140201>>140206
>>140200
Nobody is going to want to bum bum's place.
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140202>>140205 >>140210
>come to see what all the fuss is about
>a new board has arisen
wew
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140203>>140204 >>140211
>just watched 10 minutes of a vapid whore talking about PMS
literally wtf am I doing
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140204
>>140203
That's exactly the predicament I found myself in.
I couldn't make it through the whole video.
But who CAN? She has almost 300k subscibers. People listen to her voluntarily.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140205>>140207
>>140202
The recent commotion was only a catalyst to a chemical reaction that was already in place.
My bet is the board won't survive a week
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140206>>140207 >>140208 >>140212
>>140201
yeah it escalated pretty quickly. basically gayposter got hysterical when they found out i was a mod and then BumBum posted full on gay porn so i microbanned him, he came back and then posted a new board
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140207>>140209
>>140205
It's a meme board nothing more tbh
When this place was first set up we were competing with /nbp/ and killed them to death
I am not concerned at all tbh
>>140206
You did nothing wrong lad it'll blow over soon
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140208>>140209 >>140212
>>140206
Is gayposter different from BBK?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140209
>>140207
ok thanks lad
>>140208
i meant to say "gayposters"
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140210
>>140202
Time sunk fallacy for me tbh. Had to finish it because I had already made it so far.
It really amuses me, the state of modern women. Tbh I don't know if this is a genuinely valid woman topic but it really depresses me that it's such a popular channel. It's out of character for me to say this but I wish they'd be more interesting as a species.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140211>>140214
>>140203
>periods
>periods
>hormones
>my boobs hurt
>boyfriend
>periods
>periods
>boyfriend
>hormones
>hormones
>my boobs hurt
>periods
>boyfriend
>periods
>my boobs hurt
etc.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140212>>140213 >>140215
>>140206
>>140208
Just a little bit of initial unrest. There has been a ripple in the water, but the surface will calm down soon.
I understand that the gayists don't want to be suppressed. It does irritate me because I didn't want to see them stop posting so much as I felt they were trying to force their shit on the rest of us. Tensions will calm soon I'm sure
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140213
>>140212
yeah you're probs right
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140214>>140217
>>140211
I could never love a girl that couldn't hold a proper conversation. Perhaps I'm being judgemental but she doesn't seem stupid, the lack of story telling or fancy words seems to indicate she isn't reaching her potential as a women.
Smh when I'm in charge women will be forced to be interesting
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140215>>140218
>>140212
I didn't even notice that there were any gayists except BBK.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140216>>140219
>these scrawny idiots talking about going to the gym on my sc
Smhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all they do is run on the treadmills and then piss about with the machinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
They're not training at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140217>>140220
>>140214
>I could never love a girl that couldn't hold a proper conversation
same
I thought you loved thots though
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140218>>140222
>>140215
Neo, pembs and 22st lad
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140219>>140221
>>140216
well then help them lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140220>>140225
>>140217
I don't love thots so much as I accept them for what they are and would prefer to use a thot than masturbate myself when horny a regularity tbh.
I've more or less decided to take a break on love and figure out what it really means and that means burning through thots. I've never seen genuine love in my life and I'm starting to get suspicious of the concept despite my fondness of it
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140221>>140227
>>140219
They aren't interested in coaching and neither am I. I'd tell them how they have to start dieting and follow a routine and they'd realise that they prefer to just tire themselves out rather than actually train. Not casting any judgement like, it's pretty normal for a lad who sits around all day to want to feel as though they've pushed themselves. Still though, I cba with them
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140222>>140226
>>140218
Oh them.
Are they all banned?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140223>>140224 >>140226 >>140227
I want these trips. sorry lads
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140224
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140225>>140230
>>140220
>would prefer to use a thot than masturbate myself when horny
I won't bite your head off for that tbh. I just don't like thots myself
>take a break on love
What do you mean exactly? In my experience you don't decide who you fall in love with
>I've never seen genuine love in my life and I'm starting to get suspicious of the concept despite my fondness of it
You're still young aren't you? Give it time. I'm sure ofc you know the difference between a mere crush, lust, and love.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140226>>140228
>>140222
>>140223
ahhhh…
Doubt it lad, pembs and 22st are mods and neos asleep. Neo and pembs seem to be rather grumpy about it though. I'm sure they'll calm down soon
>Doubt it lad, pembs and 22st are mods and neos asleep. Neo and pembs seem to be rather grumpy about it though. I'm sure they'll calm down soon
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140227>>140231
>>140221
fair enough
>>140223
dont you look silly
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140228>>140229 >>140231
>>140226
You know that Neo is a real girl, not a trap, right?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140230>>140238
>>140225
>what do you mean exactly?
Take a break on searching for it. Take a break on feeling it (separate from girl at the point feelings are felt).
I came to the resolution after failing to maintain the interest of a girl who was initially very much into me. The poetic romantic relationship that I desire may not be possible now or ever. So instead I want to experience what love isn't, which may direct me to what it actually might be.
>still young
That may be the case but I'm not sure I know of any relationship that's actually based on pure affection. All of my mates relationships are in some way dysfunction. Most parents are divorced. My own probably stuck together to raise a child that was accidentally conceived at a party.
Everywhere I look all I can see are people holding onto each other as hard as they can, not because they love one another but simply because they fear being alone. Or perhaps because it helps them with their insecurities.
I don't believe that's love and I certainly don't want it for myself.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140231
>>140227
That I do tbh. I knew I wasn't going to get them but I had to try for it anyway.
>>140228
quit it with that shit you'll only confuse me even more
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140232>>140234
>need to get up and do something but I really want to because blisters in heels are swollen like fuck
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ e325b9 (3) No.140233>>140234
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140234>>140235 >>140237
>>140232
just roll lad
>>140233
you got any evidence to back that claim up?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140235
>>140234
I probably will tbh. I'm very agile. Brb bois
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140236>>140240
>>140229
I'm serious, Neo is a real girl, not a trap
▶ e325b9 (3) No.140237>>140243
>>140234
Got any evidence to prove neo is real?
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140238>>140245
>>140230
I see. I understand what you mean, and I think your plan will serve you well. But I think you misunderstand the concept of love a bit. It is of course a feeling - you look at a girl and think 'this is someone I'd be happy to spend the rest of my life with'. Provided she's not ugly, it's more or less a purely mental thing.
But the thing you miss, is the fact that love is also a verb. It's a normalfag meme to say this but it's very true. Expression of love is in itself love, and it's arguably the most important aspect. A lot of people don't actually understand this point, which means that they become misguided - they rely on feelings alone which isn't enough in the long term. And for some people, they will convince themselves that 'they're only friends', because they don't realise that their actions are actions of love, which is in itself love. This explains the latter part of your post I think.
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▶ 33e17b (55) No.140239>>140242
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140241
>>140240
>demands "proof"
proof is for plebs
The Binperium Simply Knows
▶ e325b9 (3) No.140242
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140243
>>140237
damn, checkmate lad. you got me
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140244>>140246 >>140399
The fact that Neo is actually a real girl, that pretends to be a trap to stop spergs from trying to hit on her all the time, is the BIGGEST conspiracy on /newbrit/ .
I figured out the truth within a few weeks of posting here.
Neo is a real girl, 22st and Pembs are her long forlorn beta orbiters.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140245>>140248
>>140238
You're actually not wrong lad. I used to believe that love was was something that was built over time via loving action. I don't remember when I forgot that but I appreciate that you reminded me.
That being said, I still don't think I'm ready for it. I also don't think I've met anyone else, especially a girl, that is ready either.
I feel that there still needs to be a solid foundation laid before the verb of loving comes in. I've seen the results of long term love built on a poor foundation and it is unstable.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140246>>140247 >>140248 >>140249
>>140244
Dafty is known to be a girl and rarely suffers from spergs hitting on her no?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140247>>140257
>>140246
that's because she's a hungry hungry skelly but that is actually a good point, i wonder why
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140248>>140257
>>140245
Make sure you're ready for it, yeah. Emotionally speaking, that is.
That said, you only live once. If you find someone who you have a connection with, it'd be a tragedy if you didn't get together, and you'll regret it for the rest of your life. I know a girl who let this happen and she's really depressed now. And she was the one who didn't want to get together with the guy originally, she was insistent that they were just friends. She was in denial tbh, it was clear that they loved each other, shame nothing happened.
Life comes at you fast
>>140246
Daftie is a lad tbh but nobody listens to me
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140249>>140250
>>140246
that's because daftie is fat
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140250>>140251 >>140253
>>140249
lad she's anorexic
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140251>>140255
>>140250
The concern over this is overblown tbh, I should know
I want to stop talking about it all the time tbh
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140252>>140254 >>140255 >>140259
I didn't realise you lot hadn't figured out the Neo Code yet.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140253>>140256
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140254
>>140252
>the Neo Code
My next novel right there
I shall call myself Herts Brown
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140255>>140256
>>140251
so you're saying she's a whale?
say no more fam
>>140252
get on with it lad
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140256>>140258
>>140253
You seem to know a lot about us posters irl
Tell me, what knowledge have you acquired of me?
>>140255
No but not skelly either
good lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140257>>140258 >>140265
>>140247
Personally I always saw her vaguely as a sister
>>140248
Correct again. I'm not yet such a fallen creature that I'd turn my back on love for the sake of avoiding vulnerability or failure.
But I refuse to shack up with a girl on bad ground. I will know my viable partner after getting to know them.
Thanks for the talk lad. I had assumed you were just a lad who fancied himself a helpless romantic, but I misjudged you.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140258>>140260 >>140265
>>140256
autobiography: it hurts to be hertz
>>140257
i just saw her as a buddy who also hated gayism. not sure what its like to have a sister tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140259>>140262
>>140252
lad the tits neo posted were not the tits of a woman
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140260>>140261
>>140258
that's essentially what I meant tbh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140261
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140262>>140263 >>140264
>>140259
That wasn't Neo that was pembs
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140263>>140270
>>140262
no it wasnt lad thats just silly tbh, you dont know what you're on about
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140264>>140270
>>140262
I refuse to believe that pembs has started HRT. He's a ponce but he's not that bad
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140265>>140266 >>140267 >>140269
>>140257
>I will know my viable partner after getting to know them.
Good lad. Love at first sight is a meme. This is necessary because 'love' based solely on looks is not love, but actually lust.
>I misjudged you
I've not been posting seriously much recently so it's my fault I suppose. My shitposting is nothing like me irl tbh. I should seriously more often maybe
>>140258
>it hurts to be hertz
kek
the puns get ruined tho bc it's pronounced 'harts'
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140266
>>140265
*post seriously more often
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140267>>140268
>>140265
FUCK
how about: in my heart of hertz, its weaker but its what i've got
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140268
>>140267
yes, that's more like it
The pronunciation always catches people out kek
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140269>>140279
>>140265
Agreed. The idea that you could tell that a woman is a viable partner just based on looks is totally ludicrous. Especially if you go for the type of birds that turn me on, who would make for awful relationships.
>post seriously more often
You should. I enjoy pumping out shit posts like anyone else, but I hate it when I miss an opportunity to effort post
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140270>>140272 >>140274 >>140275 >>140279
>>140263
>>140264
The only boob I ever saw posted here was pembs.
Neo posted her boobs? I didn't see that.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140271>>140276
>sweating
Smh I think that trash is still in my system. In fact it must be because I've been extra sloppy today S M D H
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140272>>140274
>>140270
you talking about acid?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140274>>140275
>>140272
>>140270
*The nipple that was posted
sorry im tired
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140275>>140277
>>140270
Posted them from 2 different angles. If they were womens tits then they were shitty titties
>>140274
yee
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140276>>140278
>>140271
apparently it takes a few days to fully leave
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140277>>140278
>>140275
Did you save them? I'd need to see this for myself.
However, remember that Neo deliberately PRETENDS to be male to trick people.
She's a very twisted and strange attention seeking girl, and she enjoys the game.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140278>>140281 >>140282 >>140283
>>140277
That's correct. Lass is a turbo attention whore. I still feel like she's a man tho, just gut feeling.
>>140276
Sounds about right. I'm usually groggy for at least another 2 days or so after exposure. I think I'll be relatively normal tomorrow after rest. Perhaps a few more spelling and grammar errors than usual
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140279>>140282 >>140283 >>140288
>>140269
Exactly. And even when judging based on how well you enjoy each other's company (and other things, etc) you need to take into account the fact that you will have ups and downs. If you have a connection with someone, you'll find that you still enjoy talking and spending time with each other after some bad shit happened between you two. Maybe you do things for each other that goes beyond what normal friends would do. That's how you know, you ease into it. Not everyone knows immediately but they always realise in the end that it's love. You just have to hope it's not too late by then.
getting a bit rambly here wew
I think I'm running out shitpost material anyway tbh. I always used to waifufag though, even back on /brit/ so maybe that won't change.
>>140270
Please don't bring it up again I am to blame (mostly) for this incident
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▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140280
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trumpets are under rated tbh
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140281>>140282 >>140284 >>140320
>>140278
Those look like young girls boobs to me. She's not finished developing yet.
Bad pics though.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140282>>140284
>>140279
>>140278
>>140281
feel free to delete that post if it irks you tbh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140283>>140286 >>140288
>>140278
SWIM has only had either no after effects at all or felt suicidal so i guess i cant really say its been the same for me
>>140279
real quick how did you cause it?
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140284>>140287 >>140288 >>140289
Night lads
>>140281
And… you have experience looking at young girls' boobs?
Lad?
>>140282
it's been posted so many times already dw
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140286>>140287
>>140283
shitposted about demanding that Neo gib me nudes in Bongo Bongo Land
then they were posted in the thread
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140287
>>140284
night
>>140286
barely your fault, you were just joking around tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140288
>>140279
Agreed. There should be an unspoken understanding between to people that they're together because there's a reason to stick through bad times
>>140284
night lad
>>140283
I'll get back to this but I gotta take a call brb
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140289>>140290
>>140284
I know you know the truth about Neo, and I know you are trying to cover it up.
I'm calling you out, Herts.
YOU ARE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140290>>140291
>>140289
youre fuggin nuts lad
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140291>>140292
>>140290
I'm fucking clever is what I am.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140292>>140293
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140293>>140294
>>140292
You haven't understood this.
Neo is a real girl. She pretends to be a trap to stop everyone fawning over her. It keeps the beatas away. However the mods - Herts, 22st, pembs - know the truth.
That's why 22st relentlessly flirts with her, sadly, he's become the number one beta orbiter. He knows she's actually female.
Now do you see?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140294>>140296 >>140320
>>140293
no i understand what you've said but i just think you're wrong, i think 22st and pembs are just more pathetic then you realise (no offense to them)
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140295>>140299
SHrOPE HURRY UP WITH THAT PHONE CALL I NEED TO SLEEP
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140296
>>140294
Neo is a real girl.
You just haven't figured it out yet.
▶ d5b6f5 (2) No.140298
someone post Neo's face i wanna see if shes cute
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140299>>140313
>>140295
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDNT KNOW YOU 'D WAIT FOR ME I'M SO SORRY
I was gonna say that I think it's the pills your taking. The worst pills I ever had was dececptacon ones. I didn't get any rush and I had a NASTY come down. Today I had a good buzz and barely had a come down. So I figure you need a pill with less research chems and more methyl-something or other
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140300
>>140297
wtf happened to cantwell. I heard he went nutty after charlotteville
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140301
>its a fake mummy cries for someone to help her up and i ignore her episode
she deserves it
▶ 5b6c69 (8) No.140304
Morning reminder.
>>>/brit/416054
▶ a2b247 (5) No.140308>>140309 >>140315
>>140306
There are better Jewesses tbh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140309>>140311
>>140308
nigella is old af looks like shit without makeup and a druggie
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140310>>140312
>claims not to drink
>posts picture of herself at a bar
casts doubt in my mind on her claims of virginity too tbqh
▶ a2b247 (5) No.140311>>140314
>>140309
But the milkers, lad
▶ a2b247 (5) No.140312>>140315
>>140310
>expecting a Jew to be moral
LAD
I'm pretty sure Jewesses are born without hymens tbh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140313
>>140299
kek its fine lad, yeah you might be right
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140314
>>140311
ck has nice milkers
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140315
>>140308
this
>>140312
>Eastern Europeans near the top in all categories
based traditional slavs amirite
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140319
>>140318
Top kek, i feel like you could have coordinated that better lad
▶ be40da (25) No.140320>>140323
>>140281
I thought it was revealed those were Leon's tits already
>>140294
how so
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140321>>140322
Unironically want a Lada for my future car tbh
▶ be40da (25) No.140322>>140325
>>140321
a Lada Niva I hope
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140323>>140326
>>140320
i mean 22st more so then you. Pathetic in the way that you might orbit a girl who isnt even a girl because he posts like one, pretty sure 22st admitted he gave her attention because "(you)'s from girls are better and i like to pretend he's a girl", which if you ask me is a bit pathetic
▶ 90234a (1) No.140324
If you want to shitpost go to >>>/britpost/
There are only two rules: No spamming, no illegal shit.
Make your shitpost persona or stay anonymous. We don't even have an NAP.
HERTS SMELLS OF FARTS
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140325>>140326
>>140322
Niva is second favourite tbh
I like the Riva myself
>nuclear strength bodywork
>steering set in concrete
>perfect car for picking up Stalinist qts
▶ be40da (25) No.140326
>>140323
oh okay. never really thought I did that, it's friendliness but I don't expect something back or whatever orbiters want, but I get what you mean
>>140325
>google it
>10 cars that should never have been built
the western pigdog fears the riva
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140327>>140329
>>140318
rolingl I suppose tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140329>>140331
Morning my dudes
Today is going to be a lazy day. I wonder if tinder girl will message me back. I'll probably send her another message if she doesn't, though such action pains me.
I wonder what's for breakfast
>>140327
just as planned >:)
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140331>>140332
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140332>>140335
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>>140331
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
shmorning Llad
How are you doing bruv
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140333>>140335 >>140336 >>140337 >>140342
Driving is scary, I do not like it.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140335>>140336
>>140332
pretty god damn okay lad, working up to leaving the house for a haircut and trying to scrounge up 10 pounds from somewhere to pay for this weekend
>>140333 (checked)
public transport is the future tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140336>>140338
>>140333
heh, stick to your bicycle kid
>>140335
>haircut
good stuff lad, what are you gonna get?
>weeknd
Sounds naughty tbh
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140337
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>>140333
You'd be safe in a Lada
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140338>>140339
>>140334
havent taken that test in years, taking it again now
>>140336
>good stuff lad, what are you gonna get?
same shitty cut
>sounds naughty
well it wont be if i cant get this money
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140339>>140341
>>140338
I wanted to take it again but I've gotten ENTP-A 3 times in the last 1 and a half years so I suspect that's what I'd get again. Good luck lad
>same shitty cut
sure you don't wanna MIX IT UP?
>wont be if
well godspeed then lad
▶ 5e2b57 (30) No.140340
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140341
>>140339
>ENTP-A
i can kinda see that
>>140339
>sure you don't wanna MIX IT UP?
I dont know what i would get though
>well godspeed then lad
thanks lad, its gunna be so fun and i'd hate to miss it
▶ be40da (25) No.140342>>140343 >>140344 >>140346
>>140333
>tfw can't tell how far away I am from the curb
>>140334
last time I took it I got infp which is like the worst one bleh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140343>>140352 >>140353
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>Powerlifter I watch has a dozen or so automatic rifles
Why is the strength community so based smh
>>140342
>i can see that
I can as well tbh. BASED personality astrology test tbh
>idk what I'd get
Might be a laugh to have a gander at what you might consider for next haircut at least. You could get a maccies cut, get a fade or even grow it.
I recently got a buzz so I can grow my hair out long, so that's like 2 haircuts in one.
>>140342
Have you had any personality changes since the last time you took it lad? how long ago was it?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140344>>140345 >>140352
>>140342
Lad i just INFP-T
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140345>>140350
>>140344
what's the T for?
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140346>>140352
>>140342
That's my main problem. I just couldn't get used to having so much car to the left of me today.
Video games have spoiled me with driving cars from a central perspective.
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140347>>140348 >>140349 >>140352
>personality tests
I don't believe in being pigeonholed by such nonsense
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140348>>140351 >>140352
>>140347
its just silly fun lad
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140349>>140351
>>140347
but don't you want to feed your vanity lad
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140350>>140353
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140351>>140353
>>140349
>>140348
carry on lads
I simply prefer seeking out new forms of shitposting
▶ be40da (25) No.140352>>140354 >>140357
>>140343
thanks for the double(you)
it was pretty recent, I remember getting a different one ages ago tho but it was still "IN" something
>>140344
woah we must be twins
>>140346
it's so hard to tell at first but you apparently get a feel for it. this reminds me daddy hasn't taken me for a drive in months smh. are you having lessons?
>>140347
>>140348
tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140353>>140355 >>140357
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>>140351
May I recommend posting informative fitness videos
>>140343
>>140350
top response was meant for you tbh lad.
>>140350
means "top stuff" tbh
>>140350
I'm sorry to hear that lad. I'm sure you'll find salvation one day
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140354>>140355 >>140356
>>140352
Yeah, I just had my first one this morning. The guy was really nice and I guess I did pretty well considering I've never even pretended to drive before.
Still scary though, smh.
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140355>>140357 >>140361
>someone took over /britpol/ and deleted all the old threads
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>140353
Testing top gear posting atm tbh
>>140354
It's less scary if you're not scared
▶ be40da (25) No.140356>>140358 >>140361
>>140354
good luck and stuff
then there's theory as well which is a drag to learn
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140357>>140358 >>140392
>>140352
crazy
>>140353
AHHHHHHHH MY (You)
still not sure about it though
>means "top stuff" tbh
haha thanks lad
>I'm sorry to hear that lad. I'm sure you'll find salvation one day
did you mean to reply to the same post twice?
>>140355
i think thats one of my favourite episodes
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140358>>140359
>>140356
I've come to hate Ben Garrison tbh
>>140357
Me too I've rewatched it more than I'd like to admit tbh
>we will never get any more new Top Gear because the BBC couldn't handle the fact that Jezza was redpilled on taigs
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140359>>140360
>>140358
lad have you seen any of that "grand tour"? i hear its maybe even a bit better then top gear but its essentially the same
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140360>>140362
>>140359
Never watched it tbh, from what I heard it isn't as good
Maybe I will in the future though
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140361>>140363
>>140355
Rooooo I knew we should have kept a watch on it.
>>140356
HOL UP
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140362
>>140360
guess it cant be awfull
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140363
>>140361
Get in there and bullycide him
>he already deleted my post
I regret not grabbing while I could've smh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140365
>grow beard
>get tan
>can get away with rape if i claim to be a syrian child
might do it tbh
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140366>>140368
>>140364
not really a smart thing to admit on a public forum lass
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140367>>140382
going for haircut, seeya later suckers
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140368>>140369
i want to slap her face and pull her hair while i brutalize her with my willy
>>140366
dont judge my sexual preferences bigot
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140369>>140370
>>140364
>>140368
Her face is ugly tbh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140370>>140371
>>140369
a bit but shes cute
▶ ccb759 (31) No.140371>>140373
>>140370
You don't know what real cuteness is
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140374>>140377
>>140372
>slavic fat pads
??????
>shockingly attractive children
Why would he advertise that…
▶ be40da (25) No.140377
>>140372
>>140374
I think the answer to that is obvious. jfc
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140380>>140381
>>140376
Is that a boy?
>>140379
Don't catch some migrant disease while you're there lad.
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140381
>>140380
no her name is julia voth
▶ be40da (25) No.140382
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▶ be40da (25) No.140385>>140387
>>140383
she's getting on in years so you better get her soon
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140387>>140388 >>140389
>>140385
shes fucking fat now
i dont know how current this is though
▶ be40da (25) No.140388
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140389
>>140387
She's just sugarfrosting tbh.
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140391
>>140390
haggisnigger should have kept the beard tbh
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140392
>Go down stairs to acquire breakfast
>Use stool as stabiliser
>stuff keeps on falling off stool when I'm trying to transport ingredients
>fuck up food because of balance
>burn self multiple times
>have to use the stairs again because no water up here
Goodness gracious this is a gonna be a good
>>140357
>I double (you)d twice
smh
*attempts to play it off as deliberate*
▶ be40da (25) No.140397>>140477
twenty two stone where are you we got some work to do now
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140399>>140401 >>140403
>>140244
lad youve lost your marbles
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140400
>new [nervecenter] button where update used to be
reeeeeee move it you slit eye cunt
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140401>>140402 >>140403
>>140399
no lad he is just a hyper high iq lad, you're just a silly brainlet :^)
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140402
>>140401
>tfw superficially reading between the lines is in fact a mark of consumate genius
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140403>>140404 >>140406
>>140399
>>140401
Dude, I figured all this out ages ago, and the response from the mods showed that I was right.
Where were you back then? I thought everyone else had clocked on. Even /brit/ knows about this now.
Neo is a real girl.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140404>>140405
>>140403
>i figured it out
>everyones clocked on
lad this is objectively false, you are guessing.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140405>>140407
>>140404
For a druid, you aren't very perceptive lad.
▶ be40da (25) No.140406>>140409
>>140403
you figured it out lad, well done!
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140407>>140409
>>140405
>not perceptive
you have delusions of grandeur or maybe some egocentrism disorder.
conjecture = / = objective truth
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140409>>140410 >>140411
>>140407
Oh be quiet.
>>140406
I figured this out ages ago. Even /brit/ knows it's true at this point.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140410>>140412
>>140409
listen to yourself lad.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140412>>140413
>>140410
She's. A. Real. Girl.
You've been fooled lad.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140413>>140417
>>140412
>ive been fooled
>implying im also a superficial dullard
kek lad, show me your unassailable proofs
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140416
cocksure
kɒkˈʃɔː,kɒkˈʃʊə/
adjective
confident in an excessive or arrogant way.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140417>>140418
>>140413
Watch how she behaves.
She doesn't behave like a male. She has female moods and tendencies.
This was the first thing that clued me in. Her fickle changes in mood, the effortless superficiality, the constant obsession with herself and experimenting with her ability to toy with men's feelings.
These are all intrinsic female traits.
A male that was merely LARPing as female wouldn't act out these qualities so well.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140418>>140420
>>140417
>she behaves
you mean:
>i believe the persona known as neo behaves
>clued me in
lad its unbecoming to behave like this.
>a male acting as a female wouldnt
*in your opinion
do you understand the difference between making guesses and proving a fact? you seem to be confused.
▶ 902040 (4) No.140419>>140420 >>140421 >>140423 >>140432
>took home a 17 yro QT last night
>one night stand
>on the first go around it seemed quite painful for her
>blood detected
>tfw she was a virgin
Why anybody give their virginity away during a one night stand ffs
▶ 17ecca (5) No.140420>>140423
>>140419
I hope you married her.
>>140418
Lad, I'm just more intelligent than you. Sorry. But that's just the way things are.
▶ be40da (25) No.140421>>140426
>>140419
can't you yknow not make it just a one night stand?
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140423>>140425
>>140419
Christ, what the fuck
>>140420
>Lad, I'm just more intelligent than you. Sorry. But that's just the way things are.
Lad you just so arn't, your just delusional
▶ 17ecca (5) No.140425
>>140423
Lad, you have so much to learn.
I have a keen eye for these things.
▶ 902040 (4) No.140426>>140427 >>140428
>>140421
Difficult tbh when I’m 24 kek
▶ 17ecca (5) No.140427>>140428 >>140429
>>140426
7 year difference isn't that big.
Aldo, you have ruined her now. That's on you. She's not a slut, but you may have put her on the path to being one. That will all be ON YOU.
You have to step up and do the right thing, or live with the regret for the rest of your life.
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140428>>140430
>>140426
bit dodge lad
>>140427
her choice to go home with him and its not his fault he wasnt informed about it. I'd say its her fault
▶ 902040 (4) No.140429>>140430
>>140427
>not a newly ordained slut
Lad she came home with me willingly and lost her virginity to a stranger she met 90 minutes prior.
▶ 17ecca (5) No.140430
>>140428
>>140429
>her choice to go home with him and its not his fault he wasnt informed about it. I'd say its her fault
Not understanding the r-type/k-type dynamic.
Anon is behaving like an r-type and has to be held to account, for the good of all of us.
Taking advantage of a young easily lead young woman, and putting her on a path to degeneracy, is nothing to be proud of.
Nothing.
▶ 33e17b (55) No.140431
How many times do I need to post this?
Fucks sake.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140432
>>140419
Virginity has no value in the modern world. So it's not like she minded giving away that which had no value.
Besides that's how things tend to go these days. It's hookup and ask questions later. She might want to bf you but is going through the motions
▶ 7e17bf (98) No.140433>>140434
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140434>>140436
>>140433
later mon petite fromage
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140435>>140436 >>140438 >>140444
how can i make friends irl
▶ 24e96c (8) No.140436
>>140434
back, thanks for the (you)
>>140435
join a club or something, you play instruments right?
▶ f1279b (3) No.140437>>140439
How did you lads get away with NEETing?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140438
>>140435
Going out to pubs or clubs and speaking to people; Going to areas where like minded people will be and speak to them (games con or comic con); and simply meeting internets friends and turning them into irl friends. All are viable pathways
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140439>>140440
▶ f1279b (3) No.140440>>140444
>>140439
THEN WHY DID YOU REPLY TO MY POST
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140442>>140443 >>140445
i wish i didnt masturbate six times today
▶ f1279b (3) No.140443
>>140442
know the feel tbh
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140444>>140446
>>140440
just to rub it in tbh
>>140435
skateboarding
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140445>>140451
>>140442
You can choose not to.
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140446>>140448
>>140444
can do lad
booking trains tomorrow - gets in at 12:12
just the one day, you driving back up the same way or better for me to get somewhere closer both times?
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140448>>140450
>>140446
nice one lad. its south east london, up to you how you want to get there, i can get you from the stations i said before
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140450>>140454
>>140448
I've only got c-ham logged smh
or you mean the ones down south?
If c-ham is the best, the return would be at quarter to 6. It's a tight window because of the work being done up that way, service status warnings on every listing smh
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140451>>140453
>>140445
You're right.
I won't do it anymore.
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140453>>140456
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140454>>140459
>>140450
ill let you know exactly where tomorrow
▶ a2cb43 (3) No.140457>>140458 >>140474 >>140478
Hello everybody, got some MDMA. Not sure whether to take some or not.
>>140455
Sneaky bastard.
WHITE WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR
▶ 826569 (6) No.140458>>140461
>>140457
>WHITE WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR
that's a lie and you know it
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140459>>140460 >>140462
>>140454
trying to get thru tesco robot to register and put some text money on my phone but I'm deaf as shit ahhhh
will have to go across town to tescos and activate it there or something, tomorrow.
I could do Brom S arriving at 1:33pm leaving at 8:35pm but it's £20 more expensive and scheduling is sketchy, the whole of south east london is being delayed and that.
I'll sort it out properly once I can find the closest station tomorrow
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140460
>>140459
or see about meeting up on the journey there once I can text you
▶ a2cb43 (3) No.140461>>140466
>>140458
They are, although I'm up north atm and northern women are ghastly.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140462>>140463
>>140459
>arriving at 1.33pm
fucking hell ill be on the way home by then kek
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140463>>140464
>>140462
yeah it's shit
the early ones where I could get in by 9 are literally a hundred quid
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140464>>140468
>>140463
fugging hell
could you come down the day before and stay in a hostel?
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140465
everytime i fap lots like that i get very anxious about everything its awful
MUMMY SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 826569 (6) No.140466>>140467
>>140461
>They are
No they're not
▶ a2cb43 (3) No.140467>>140473
>>140466
Another dubs for the sly Imperium.
Why don't you want white babies?
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140468>>140470
>>140464
could stay somewhere in Croydon for £30
looking at hostels now, can't narrow a search down to the south east smh
apparently there's a place called "south east london" in south africa…
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140470>>140471
>>140468
reckon the plods would give me a clean cell for the night if I turned myself in as a dangerous hate speaker? there's a station right next to the platform
▶ 4a070a (22) No.140471
>>140470
there are some cheap hotels but incl. ticket costs it would still come to £100
ahhhhh I'll look at it properly tomorrow once I have the place name
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140472
I should have spent more time with mummy. I might not have fapped then.
▶ 826569 (6) No.140473>>140476
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140474>>140476 >>140478
>>140457
Probably a good idea to inform your decision either way:
https://rollsafe.org/
https://pillreports.net/index.php?page=search_reports
MDMA is very much a baby's first drug. Also I'm not sure if you scriptures say you can go o Hell for using mind altering substances
▶ 256eed (3) No.140476>>140479 >>140482 >>140483
>>140473
>no comment
So you want hapa sons?
>>140474
Scripture is absolutely against it but I've rubbed some into my gums now so it's a good thing Jesus died for my sins.
▶ 8e5172 (36) No.140477>>140491 >>140511
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▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140479
>>140476
>gumming mandy
you animal
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140480>>140481
im dry heaving just thinking about it
▶ 256eed (3) No.140481>>140484 >>140485 >>140487 >>140488
>>140480
Washed it down with whiskey, wasn't too bad tbh. How are you meant to take it?
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▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140483>>140485 >>140490
>>140476
Well my priestly side is not entirely sure a moral and pious lad like yourself should be getting himself involved in all this drug business. Especially if it means eternal damnation and all that.
If you happened to choose against my best judgement that you should do the pill, then SCIENTIFICALLY you should have fun. Don't do it alone though, you should either go to a BIG party or have a small get together with some close friends. If you go to a party you are at risk of debasing yourself additionally with sex. Whatever you choose make sure you take the appropriate precautions.
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140484>>140487
>>140481
wrap some in a rizla and neck it, sniff it, put a rock under your tongue, inject it, put it in your bum, smoke it, anything except gumming it
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140485>>140489
>>140483
>>140481
Kek or you can just do that. Fair play lad
Seriously tho you really ought to be around some flesh while rolling
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140486>>140491
i always turn the pc off at 6pm
its bad to have electronics on for a few hours before bed
i shower then and then mummy scully makes me hot chocolate and i play the piano for a bit then read until 8:30 which is when i sleep in bed with mummy and we cuddle
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140487
>>140481
>>140484
>meant to take it
disclaimer - drugs are bad
▶ 24e96c (8) No.140488
>>140481
Lass ngl pretty jellous of you. How did you come into this drug?
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140489>>140497
>>140485
100% this, its a weird one to do alone. watch what you post.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140490
>>140483
shouldn't do* the pill
smh and I tried to word it so legally and everything
▶ 7542f9 (37) No.140491>>140495
>>140477
We always need you lad.
>>140486
Sounds healthy tbh.
▶ 256eed (3) No.140492>>140493 >>140494 >>140500
See you lads tomorrow, off to enjoy some house music now. Don't worry, didn't do a lot of the dib-dab.
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▶ bb8994 (63) No.140495
Mummy says I'm good boy despite fapping a lot. I'm getting better and she is very patient. I love mummy.
>>140491
Of course it's healthy. What is unhealthy about being a good boy and loving your mummy? Just because I'm in my 20's doesn't mean I can't sleep with her and cuddle.
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140497>>140507
>>140489
>spoiler
Aye. Yesterday I was cruising off of the shit that was living out it's half life in my system and I was saying stuff that was out of character.
My mate was on pills last night and he didn't listen to my sound advice of putting his phone away. He must've had a fun morning
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140498
>There's a sequel to Phantom of The Opera
Almost as stupid and pointless as Bambi 2.
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140499
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHH
What did he meme by this?
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140500
>>140492
Have fun my bonni laddy. Whatever you do don't take your shoes off outside
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140502>>140503
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▶ bb8994 (63) No.140506
>>140505
>>140504
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee bullies
dont make me summon the mighty lion to defend me
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140507>>140512
>>140497
>tfw you get replies to your buzz texts the next day
>that sinking feeling
ahahahhhh iktf too well
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140508>>140509 >>140510
Tbh I've been hitting (100) way too much recently
▶ 24e96c (8) No.140509>>140512
>>140508
smh, its every thread these days
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140510>>140512
>>140508
reeee ive bin too busy working smh fucking neet
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▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140512>>140514
>>140507
My rule is that you should only message other people if they're also rolling. Even then it's a bad idea. Oh well, always a good laugh in hindsight
>>140509
In fairness it is the summer holidays. It seems I'm just a posting machine
>>140510
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not a neet tho lad I'm just an honest skool boy on his break
▶ bb8994 (63) No.140513
NIGHT TIME
CANT WAIT TO CUDDLE WITH MUMMY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 24e96c (8) No.140514>>140516
>>140512
you're a master shitposter
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140515
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laddssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140516>>140518
>>140514
I appreciate your kind words lad but I fear I fall short compared to some of the other lads in our sphere
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140517>>140518 >>140519
PERSONALITY DRIVES PURCHASE OF LUXURY GOODS
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/08/170823121344.htm
>People who are extraverted and on low incomes buy more luxury goods than their introverted peers to compensate for the experience of low financial status, finds new UCL research.
▶ 24e96c (8) No.140518>>140521
>>140516
no doubt lad
>>140517
yeah i'll believe that
▶ 826569 (6) No.140519>>140521
>>140517
>tfw too rich and extroverted to buy nice things
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140520>>140524
>still picking silicone off my hands 2 days after i used it
tedious but also satisfying
▶ 31d0e5 (32) No.140521>>140526
>>140518
*spends loads on another jacket*
dont know how they ascertained it was extroverts smh
>>140519
kek
▶ 3b2ee4 (107) No.140524
>>140520
>hand posting
S M H
>picking
I know that feel tbh. In one of my old homes there used to be a spot of the road that for whatever reason was regularly being covered in tar. I'd always tar my skin up to scratch it off later
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▶ 24e96c (8) No.140526
>>140521
>*spends loads on another jacket*
smh you have enough