[–]▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127138>>127139 >>127179 >>127274 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Good mornin and good night my bruddas, welcome to the 267th /newbrit/politics thread! We'd bin taking tings too seriously recently so hang back, smoke a bowl of da erb and eat sum gummies bruddas
Nigggggggggga
Now ere are de usual newses for yo perusal my Niggas:
Putting It Bluntly: Legalising Cannabis Could Give The UK An Extra 2 Billion
http://archive.is/wQnsj
>The UK’s stance on cannabis has got many around the world asking what are they smoking? Canada is set to become the first G7 country to fully legalise recreational use of cannabis and other countries ranging from Spain, to Uruguay to allegedly North Korea have legalised it in some capacity.
>he Institute for Social and Economic affairs at the University of Essex estimates that legalisation could provide extra tax revenues totalling between £400 million and £900 million.
▶ 8b2b54 (5) No.127139
>>127138 (OP)
good edition lad
>>127133
lad im joking kek
>>127132
>>127135
the beef is fucking real
>>127136
eyy thankyou
▶ 5b2ae7 (3) No.127140>>127141 >>127142
britposter got first but this is higher effort hmm
▶ 8b2b54 (5) No.127141>>127143
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127142>>127143 >>127144
>>127140
This has been in the works for awhile
dont fuck with me pembs
▶ 5b2ae7 (3) No.127143
>>127141
>>127142
oh yeah you said you'd make the thread it's all good don't mind hotpocket meming
▶ 8b2b54 (5) No.127145>>127146 >>127147
▶ 5b2ae7 (3) No.127146>>127148
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127147>>127148
>>127145
Sleep tight my nigga
▶ 8b2b54 (5) No.127148
>>127146
>>127147
ya'll niggas sleep well now
▶ 198097 (4) No.127149
nigging the nig with a niggy noggy noo on a nig nog wig wog smelly black gollywog.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127150>>127151
sometimes I feel like I'm special ed
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127151>>127152
▶ 44263f (74) No.127152
>>127151
yeah give me a gold star haha
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127153>>127155
sometimes I feel like I'm really smart
▶ 44263f (74) No.127154
just made a really nice hot chocolate btw I put some cooking chocolate in with it as well as the cocoa powder and it's super tasty thanks binposter
▶ 44263f (74) No.127155
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127156>>127157
fuck sometimes tbh I'm really smart all the time
▶ 44263f (74) No.127157>>127158
>>127156
how do you do it?
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127158>>127159
▶ 44263f (74) No.127159>>127160
>>127158
I had genetics once
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127160>>127161
>>127159
What did you do with them lad?
▶ 44263f (74) No.127161>>127164
>>127160
I gave them a fight against the environment tbh
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127162>>127164 >>127169
>tfw binge ate so much that I can't binge drink myself to sleep
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127163
NO ONE READS THIS
I'm easy amongst the smartest men that will ever walk this planet tbh
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127164>>127166 >>127168
>>127161
That was your fault tbh
>>127162
>not binging all falling asleep comatose
Youre doing it wrong lad
▶ 24a331 (2) No.127165
Goddamn I love Jonathan Bowden
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127166>>127167
>>127164
>not binging all falling asleep comatose
I'll explode, lad.
*tries it*
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127167
>>127166
Tbh whenever I fill up on food I get really sleepy.
Just lie down and go into hibernation mode lad
▶ 44263f (74) No.127168
>>127164
yes it was and I accept that lad
▶ 44263f (74) No.127169
▶ 24a331 (2) No.127170>>127171
▶ 44263f (74) No.127171
▶ 44263f (74) No.127172>>127173 >>127178
when I was walking back what looked like someone leaning on a wall dissipated when I got closer and as I walked past they rematerialised
spooked tbh
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127173>>127174
>>127172
>when I was walking back what looked like someone leaning on a wall dissipated when I got closer and as I walked past they rematerialised
Stop doing drugs lass.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127174>>127175
>>127173
I'm just tired haha that's it.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127175>>127176
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>127174
Go to sleep lass.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127176>>127177
>>127175
agatha is the only one for me now smh.. but yes I'll go to sleep it's so early here, don't know what time it is in canada
goodnight lad
▶ 033801 (1) No.127178
Morning all.
>>127172
There was a dog on blocking the bridgeI had to cross on my walk so I was forced to take a longer path. Was a rather large dog and it barked at me when I went near it.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127179>>127185
>>127138 (OP)
>Canada is set to become the first G7 country to fully legalise recreational use of cannabis
Wait really? Is dudeweedlmao man actually going to do?
>legalisation could provide extra tax revenues totalling between £400 million and £900 million
Is that all? I'd have thought it would be worth way more than that. Not convinced that it's worth the social damage tbh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127181>>127337
>still tea on my laptop
>it still works
▶ c4dfea (2) No.127183
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127185>>127188
>>127179
Trudeau has run out of things to tax and he's sold all the country's gold so now he needs the dudeweed revenues to pay for his universal basic income scheme. So niggers will get free money to buy weed and that money then goes back to more niggers to pay for more weed.
This is the worst edition we've ever had, smh.
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127187
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127188
>>127185
You should've watched how high with us
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127189>>127190
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127190
>>127189
>£25,500.00
>pay by cash on collection
Wew. Not at all dodgy.
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127192>>127194
>>127191
I have never understood hugging. It puts me ill-at-ease, the occasional polite hug for female family members but other that that such displays of affection should be confined to ones spouse. Although I did once hug a horse, on its instance.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127193
>>127191
>a lot of people have been struggling to cope with life under Drumpf
Yeah, Assad for example.
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127194
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127195>>127196 >>127214
>>127191
>tfw haven't hugged anyone all day
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127196
>>127195
Get a BIG friendly doggo. Then you can give it a hug whenever you want tbh.
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127197>>127199 >>127200
Lads what's a good late night form of transport? Uber?
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127198
>turn on the telly
>it's the Eisteddfod
>no brown faces
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127199>>127201
>>127197
>Uber?
Only if you want to be raped tbh.
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127200
>>127197
What is the nature of your journey? If it is a lengthy journey then book a minicab.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127201>>127202
>>127199
I get my din dins from them when I have earned enough good boi points for a happy meal smh
▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127202>>127203 >>127208
>>127201
Watch out for estrogen in those chips, lad.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127203>>127204
>>127202
I do not get affected by oestrogen lass. I am based and strong. I am a warrior. A silver lion. Purer and more brillinat than gold.
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127204>>127205
>>127203
<t. sexually harasses boys on the internet
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127205
>>127204
*sexually harasses you*
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127206
*attacks the bullies*
HE HE HEEEEEEEE!
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127207>>127215 >>127237
*buys train ticket to Gloucester*
Soon me and Neo will make love. Soon I shall caress her lips.
*undoes her bra with my left hand and slips thumb of right hand into her mouth after caressing her cheek/lips with it*
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127208
>>127202
High-fat, high-carbohydrate diets may raise estrogen levels, but that doesn't make fried food any less delicious.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127210
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▶ d91c5e (35) No.127211
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▶ ae9ea5 (9) No.127212>>127216
>>127209
Did the homosexual lad on Youtube ever reply to you? The one you requested to stop being a homosexual.
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127213
*Makes late night eurobeat playlist*
nothing to see here, move along
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127214
>>127195
>tfw haven't hugged anyone all day
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127215>>127216 >>127218
>>127207
Gloucester meetup when?
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127216
>>127212
Nah, he was a BULLY!
>>127215
*gang compliments neo*
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127219
>>127218
*touches your leg softly*
Don't be like that baby.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127220>>127224 >>127254
STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF IN THE PARK BUMBUM KING!
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127223
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127224>>127226 >>127254
>>127220
pic related is the little girl i murdered after making her watch Steven Universe episodes non stop. I will touch myself in THE PARK if I want OK thankyou
>>127221
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127225>>127254
WHO IS THE WEIRDO NOW ALICE
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127226>>127228
>>127224
heelllllloooooo, stop being a nonce smh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127227>>127228
>>127218
Aw but it's so accessible
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127228>>127229 >>127230
>>127226
Nevarre
>>127227
A bit like a dead lasses fanny lmao
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127229
>>127228
*adds this statement to the evidence*
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127231>>127232
I can feel the tenderness of her hair and the coldness of her dead flesh. I can smell her sweet perfume and the mortified shell. All laughter is drowned out by the silence of death. She no longer arouses me but I still fuck her. Her cold dry pussy hurts my dick but I keep going until I ejaculate. All that work to capture her from the bus is wrought to nothing. I must get the dosage right next time.
At least the dogs will not go hungry for a few weeks . . .
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127232>>127234
>>127231
lad one fo these days someones gunna think you're serious and you'll get a knock on the door smh
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127234>>127235
>>127232
They shall never arrest Christopher Lythgoe!
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127238>>127240
>>127237
Easiest place for us to both make love and get back home without are mummies discovering our love affair.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127239
I will ask Neo to be my gf here.
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127240>>127242 >>127246
>>127238
But that's miles away from me lad, that's practically Wales.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127241>>127244
>it's a neo is a slag episode
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127242>>127244
>>127240
Where shall we meat then lass?
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127244>>127245
>>127241
I'm not doing anything lass.
>>127242
Nowhere lad, I don't want to meet up with some creepy ex-dafty pedophile.
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127245
>>127244
Where are we meating up, lass?
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127246
>>127240
>that's practically Wales
Good lass
*annexes Swydd Gaerloyw*
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127247>>127248 >>127249
bye lads, gotta go be with people i dont want to be with
mu7mmy help
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127248>>127251
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127249>>127251
>>127247
I know that feeling lass. Has to be done for a free white Britain though smh
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127250>>127251 >>127253
To get into NA they made me covre myself in soap and masturbate in front of them. They made me like my own sperm off the floor while they sang Horse Vessel Lied
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127251
>>127248
thanks lad, you too
>>127249
for the white race tbh
>>127250
i dont think i believe you
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127252
nah im just not gunna go fug it
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127253
>>127250
Always thought they were a bit gay tbh
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127255>>127256 >>127257 >>127258
>/zoo/ is more popular than /imperium/
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127256>>127259
>>127255
>a wacky half meme half fetish board is less popular than a board for an actual fetish
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127257
>>127255
>there are people who would rather jerk off to animals than have sex or form a relationship with orientals
fucking hell
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127259>>127260 >>127265
>>127256
>half meme
you would have chinky kids if the opportunity arisen?
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127260>>127262
>>127259
>not wanting to become the supreme race
smh
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127261
>>127258
B A C O N
A N D
E G G
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127262>>127263 >>127611
>>127260
How supreme?
Are we talking better than Welshmen?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR ANTI-WELSH SENTIMENT)▶ 152b23 (25) No.127264
>>127263
i'll take that as a yes
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127265>>127267 >>127277
▶ cea60e (4) No.127266>>127268 >>127269 >>127279
Hi lads, hello I am obeying the law 100%, are you?
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127267>>127270
>>127265
you would be fine rising a kid who hates white people but secretly wishes he was fully white instead of being a hapa who gets rejected by full oriental mentals?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127268
>>127266
would never break the law even if my life depended on it tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127269>>127271
>>127266
right now i am, why the suspicious talk?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127270>>127275
>>127267
But he wouldn't because I wouldn't be a bad parent
▶ cea60e (4) No.127271>>127272 >>127273
>>127269
What suspicious talk, this is how people who have not broken laws talk to their fellow law obeyers
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127272>>127292
>>127271
lad, what did you not take?
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127273>>127279
>>127271
So this is how Vanlad is getting that 4k with the other Southe East boizz
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127274>>127276 >>127278
>>127138 (OP)
now this is a thread
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127275
>>127270
*looks down on you*
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127276>>127280
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127277>>127282
>>127265
>betraying me, a member of your flock
Outrageous
You would make a good Welshman
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127278>>127280
>>127274
BOOZE, DRUGS AND CHOONS
OI OI LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A GEEZER IN THE THREAD
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127279
>>127266
good evening fellow law abider, upheld any good statutes today? I for one have enjoyed not making a mockery of the judicial system.
>>127273
it would be more than 4k if i was back shotting lad, kek.
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127280>>127281
>>127276
alright lad, not much, just woke up.
>>127278
LETS AVE IT LARGE, GET ON THE BEERS
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127281>>127286
>>127280
*downs a pint in one and slaps the arse of the blonde walking past*
TWOS UP ON A TROLLOP????????
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127282>>127283 >>127291
>>127277
>>betraying me, a member of your flock
How have I betrayed you, lad?
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127283>>127284 >>127285
>>127282
Do you post in /kpop/?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127284>>127287
>>127283
no. I don't usually like K*reans
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127285>>127287 >>127293 >>127577
>>127283
>imperiumlad
>koreans
he hates them more than 22st hates homos lad
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127286>>127288
>>127281
*punches you to prove my masculunity*
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127287>>127302
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127288>>127289
>>127286
Fair play lad fair play
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127289>>127290
>>127288
I woud jizz on her tits then slit her throat and lick up my own cum and her blood off of her chest
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127290>>127295 >>127297
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127291
>>127282
You went along with his cambrophobic insinuations.
▶ cea60e (4) No.127292>>127296
>>127272
It's more about how I didn't ride a certain form of transport to a location i'm not at
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127293>>127301
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127294>>127298 >>127301
why is all music about lasses, they arnt even that great
▶ cea60e (4) No.127295>>127301
>>127290
Ey lad what's the work situation
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127296
>>127292
aww thought it was something cool :^)
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127297>>127301
>>127290
*rubs your crotch*
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127298>>127299 >>127304
>>127294
Because music is BETA
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127299>>127300
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127300>>127305
>>127299
YOOO
how's it going my son
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127301>>127303 >>127305
>>127293
i would also have accepted ironicly and deceptively
>>127294
its not lad, but lasses are indeed great when they are horizontal.
>>127295
tuesday and wednesday confirmed
>>127297
*sprays you with CS gas*
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127303
>>127301
*screams in arousal and pain*
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127304>>127310
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>127298
>music is beta
OHOHOHO how wrong can one slopshite be?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127305>>127307 >>127310
>>127300
Yooooooooooooo
still bad, felt good this morning but i have progressed back into a shitty state so im doing my best to distract myself
>>127301
if you say so
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127307>>127308 >>127311
>>127305
[psychocanalysing intensifies]
britlad:
yesterday or the day before said he had 48 hours of unpleasantness and changing social dynamics and chemicals
today he says he doesnt like music about women
hypothesis:
britlad took mdma with a lass in the last 96 hours and then either at the end of thr roll, or during the comedown, realised it was a chemical romance.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127308>>127313
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127309
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127310>>127312
>>127304
A slopshite can never be wrong, we are of God's county. I repose the question to you WUSSex
>>127305
Best not to push thoughts away but w/e works for you lad
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127311>>127312 >>127315
>>127307
Definitely a girl involved
My guess was that britlad chose not to bang a girl because she was too plastered and that's technically rape tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127312>>127314 >>127315
>>127310
yeah i just dont want to think about it
>>127311
thats all true but its not why im mad
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127313>>127314
>>127308
>wussex
this derogatory nickname can also apply to wessex.
>repose the question
oh lad this is a situation so oft repeated that my glorious sussex ancestors penned a poem to answer it:
Some folks as come to Sussex,
They reckons as they know -
A durn sight better what to do
Than simple folks, like me and you,
Could possibly suppose.
But them as comes to Sussex,
They mustn't push and shove,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
Mus Wilfred come to Sussex,
Us heaved a stone at he,
Because he reckoned he could teach
Our Sussex fishers how to reach
The fishes in the sea.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127314>>127317 >>127322
>>127312
Well lad like I say if you ever wanna talk
but not rn becasue I'm eating
>>127313
>can be re purposed
And I intend to do so if the lad ever insults my county smh
>poem
pffffffffffff poems are gay lad >:)
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127315>>127316
>>127311
>>127312
hmm interesting… list of possibilities:
verbal:
said something
got told something
agreed to something
physical:
did something
had something done to him
passively participated in something
mental:
any of the above provoking a shift in thought patterns
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127316>>127318 >>127322
>>127315
You're missing a piece of the puzzle tbh. I'd give you my full theory but it's not my place on the off chance it's right
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127317>>127319
>>127314
>poims r gai
t. county of illiterate cottage industry
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127318>>127319
>>127316
hmmm … can you give it in the form of the plot from a classical play?
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127319>>127321
>>127317
Home of this country's industry and evolutionary science. Clearly this county produces great intellects, so go crawl back under a rock swamp man.
>>127318
uhhhhhhhhhhh
And what kind of structuring is that?
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127320
definitely bit off more than I can chew here tbh lads
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127321>>127323 >>127328
>>127319
>swampman
thats dorset tbh lad, sussex is chalk download and rocky coast, based center of post stone age ancient british development and all.
>what kind of structuring
i meant can you think of an old-ass book by some dead dude that is kinda like your theory.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127322>>127327
>>127314
nah i dont want to talk
>>127316
nah you can, just do it through the Bongo Bongo Land pm's
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127323
>>127321
>download
*downland
fucking spastic autocorrect
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127324>>127325 >>127326 >>127327
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127325
>>127324
It's the universe punishing you for your crimes tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127326
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127327
>>127322
>dont want to talk
smh lad fair enough.
>>127324
get some vitamin d
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127328>>127329
>>127321
>stone age dev
Ah forgive me, cave man then
I kek at you child
>old ass play
I'm an illiterate cottage kid tbh, idk about any old plays. I can dm on Bongo Bongo Land tho if you want
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127329>>127330 >>127331
>>127328
>caveman
i was merely starting at the beginning of Sussexs illustrious history as a social, commercial, economic, agricultural, industrial, maritime, academic and artistic center, unmatched throughout our great isles, so good that kipling felt compelled to pen prose in praise of our pre-eminent and unprecedentedly picturesque rural coastal treasure, AKA Sussex By The Sea.
>bongo bongo land
*fires up the forbidden app*
ok lad im vanlad iirc.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127330>>127332
>>127329
>blah blah blah
pfffffffffffffff get real lad
>
*also fired up forbidden app*
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127331>>127349
>>127329
L A N C A S H I R E
▶ 954e5c (18) No.127332>>127338 >>127343
>>127330
>get real lad
it dont get no realer than sussex fam
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeleton_Army
>On Sunday, 17 August 1884, the police, the Salvation Army and the Skeletons confronted each other in Worthing. For an hour the police kept the peace, then the Skeletons rioted. The area was filled with screaming men, brick dust and broken glass. The Salvationists returned to their "barracks" and the Skeletons tried to burn it down. The landlord of the barracks, George Head, a Salvation Army supporter, defended his property and the people there with a revolver, wounding several Skeletons. Head was later brought before the magistrates on a charge of feloniously and maliciously wounding a young man named Olliver.[11]
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127333>>127334 >>127339
a big ol' jar o' pucci jooc
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127334>>127335
>>127333
what you guna use that for?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127336
>>127335
not very nutritious i don't think
▶ 198097 (4) No.127337
>>127181
This is very good, possibly the best post on this board ever.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127338>>127340 >>127341 >>127343
>>127332
>ywn raise a based skeleton army to evict non-hwhites
▶ e237fa (50) No.127339>>127342
>>127333
nice, is it freshly harvested or store-bought?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127340
>>127338
they were evicting tee-totallers - they literally rioted over some dogooders telling them not to drink, so based.
▶ 198097 (4) No.127341
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127342>>127345
>>127339
I bought it from the deep web tbh
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127343>>127345
>>127332
Sounds like telford on a saturday night tbh
>>127338
speak for yourself tbh, I already have a plan going
▶ e237fa (50) No.127345>>127346 >>127348
>>127342
>so repellant to women he has to buy snailtrail with bitcoins
>>127343
pissed up callcenter workers and quikfit mechanics paying £4 a pint to drink from plastic glassware until they are told to go home, and then doing so?
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127346
>>127345
>Female pucci jooc
Who said anything about humans?
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127347
Oh gosh I am going to vomit
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127348
>>127345
Exactly lad
a FUCKIN nightmare
▶ e237fa (50) No.127349>>127350
>>127331
>lancashire
*searches for data on likelihood of lancashire-born folk being liverpool residents*
eureka!
▶ d91c5e (35) No.127350>>127351
>>127349
Liverpool is Lancashire lass, I shall never recognise "Merseyside" jewry smh
▶ e237fa (50) No.127351
>>127350
*narrows search to communities that selfdescribe as specifically lancashire in the mersey area*
miamiviceclosingnet.mp4
▶ 198097 (4) No.127352>>127353 >>127354
What's going to be on next Film Friday?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127353
>>127352
Cars 3 and then WallE
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127354
>>127352
A poll will decide mid week so I'm told
▶ e237fa (50) No.127355
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this video is pure early 2000s aeshetic tbh
▶ ced302 (5) No.127357>>127358
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127359>>127365 >>127367
>In 1881 Skeleton Armies were raised in Whitechapel, Exeter and Weston-super-Mare
BESTCOUNTRY tbh
>Several techniques were employed by the "Skeletons" to disrupt Salvation Army meetings and marches; these included throwing rocks and dead rats, marching while loudly playing musical instruments or shouting, and physically assaulting Salvation Army members at their meetings.
>loudly playing musical instruments
This appeals to me for some reason
>lefties or muslisms marching
>follow them around with a sound system blasting out classic patriotic tunes
▶ ced302 (5) No.127360>>127361 >>127362
>>127358
Just work and do nothing else pretty much tbh.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127361>>127363
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127362>>127363
>>127360
i think you are confused by what NEET means
▶ ced302 (5) No.127363
>>127361
>>127362
gonna go on a walk with sister taking the car then working
▶ e237fa (50) No.127365
>>127359
>following marches playing loud patriotic music
AHHH HOLD ME BACK LADS
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127367>>127371
>>127359
Skeleton Armies were cowards who attacked people they knew wouldn't fight back though.
>>127364
What a weak attempt at making a burrito. Didn't even put any cheese in.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127368>>127370
>>127364
At least she didn't boil the beef.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127370
>>127368
what a time to be alive
▶ e237fa (50) No.127371
>>127367
>sa were cowards for attacking people that wouldnt fight back
passive aggression is still aggression lad, talk shit get hit.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127372>>127373 >>127374 >>127375
I want to impregnate tbh lads
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127373>>127376
>>127372
she's practically a lad at that point
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127374>>127376 >>127378
>>127372
Looks a bit of an alright milf tbh
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127375>>127379 >>127380 >>127381
>>127372
*writes "shrop is into muscle girls" in my newbrit file*
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127376>>127377 >>127378 >>127381
>>127373
I assure you lad she has a vagina and a womb. I will inseminate
>>127374
Well she would be if she wasn't 23 or so tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127377>>127383 >>127385
>>127376
tbf stong sons would be born
▶ e237fa (50) No.127378>>127383
>>127374
>>127376
holy shit just had a weird perspective shift, she looks like a haggard 23yo tbh.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127379>>127394
>>127375
>imperiumlads file
AHHHHH WE NEED TO COMPARE NOTES
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127380>>127382
>>127375
There are little few body types I'm not into tbh. I'd prefer you posted ones that look like this:
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127381>>127384
>>127375
Keep up the good work lad
>>127376
>23
wew I was thinking 30 but looking alright for it.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127382>>127388
>>127380
Muscle girls > whatever that is
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127383
>>127377
That's my plan tbh. She looks of good height too
>>127378
Might be the drugs, might be the sunlight.
Personally I think it's just the lighting
▶ e237fa (50) No.127384>>127392
>>127381
>she asks you hoe old you think she is
>to be safe you deduct 3 years
>uhhhhh 27?
>she immediately gets lands a textbook left uppercut, snapping your neck like a matchstick
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127385>>127387 >>127390
>>127377
That's not how it works Lamarck.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127386>>127388
lads i think being into muscle girls is functionally equivalent to being a poof
▶ e237fa (50) No.127387
>>127385
>implying amputees could give birth to properly limbed children
heresy
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127388>>127389 >>127396
>>127382
was gonna say this one but I couldn't find it
>>127386
I like strength opposed to the muscles tbh. Don't you want a son with premium strong lad genes?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127389>>127391
>>127388
i do, but that means the genes - a fit woman could have shit genes and needed 10 years of lifting and steroids to be able to do a chinup.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127390>>127393
>>127385
She is a strong lady
+
potentially epigenetics
=
big boys????
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127391>>127399
>>127389
That's why you select the natural women who have above average lifts (for the size and just in general) tbh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127392>>127402 >>127404
>>127384
>imagining being beaten up by a muscly lass
▶ e237fa (50) No.127393>>127395
>>127390
>impying the supplements shes on wont fuck with the babies development
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127394>>127402
>>127379
>AHHHHH WE NEED TO COMPARE NOTES
no
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127395>>127397 >>127402
>>127393
Assuming she's not on roids anything else should be fine tbh
>she drinks whey powder with creatine
>son is born fucking JOOCY
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127398>>127400 >>127401 >>127402
How do we end nerd culture.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127399>>127406
>>127391
shrops dating tips #271
when first meeting a lass, get her to pick up something heavy and then estimate if she has above average natural strength - for instance, pretend to break your ankle and get her to carry you up some stairs
tip #272
when at the gym, place towels near the women you think may potentially have above average strength, to help mark them as you observe them from a distance and evaluate them.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127400
>>127398
cancer, pure cancer tbh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127401
>>127398
>Lady Olenna Tyrell
who?
>dropped the mic
what?
>Game of Thones
who cares?
>twitter exploded
Good, it's a shit website.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127402>>127408
>>127398
setting fire to comic con or whatever its called?
>>127394
okay lad. keep them locked up then, I SHALL GET MY HANDS ON THEM IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
>>127395
>implying the hormones in supplements wouldnt affect unborn children
KEK you can take the risk if you like
>>127392
y tho lad that sounds gay af
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127404>>127407
>>127392
>it's an everyone here likes BDSM episode
AAAAAHHH
▶ e237fa (50) No.127405
>>127403
the books werent exactly tolkein, no idea why anyone'd want to watch that convuluted claptrap.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127406>>127411 >>127415
>>127396
She's my favourite woman tbh.
>>127397
Gonna have to try harder than that lad, her ugly cook face is showing.
>>127399
tip #273
1. Hire a gang of lads to initiate fight with bird
2. Walk bird through preplanned fight zone
3. While restrained observe stance and explosive power
---bonus points—
"Shroplad why do I always feel like you're assessing my physical capabilities?"
answer:
"heh, because I can't take my eyes off of you babe"
▶ e237fa (50) No.127407
>>127404
no lad, normal people like tying up lasses, weird crypto-fags like muscley bitches.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127408>>127412
>>127402
No more hormones in whey protein than any other dairy product tbh
And if the child catches the autism I'll take it as a net positive
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127411>>127417 >>127422
>>127406
>Gonna have to try harder than that lad, her ugly cook face is showing.
I see…
▶ e237fa (50) No.127412>>127413
>>127408
>child…autism…net positive
dont ever go full varg lad
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127413>>127414 >>127419
>>127412
lol is varg pro autism? I never knew tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127414>>127416
>>127413
the guys autistic himself
▶ e237fa (50) No.127415>>127422
>>127406
[from under a burning car]
>thank god youre here lass, i need you to lift the end of this small car so i can get out…
>is something going on shrop? this is the third, progressively heavier object ive lifted off of you in less than a month…
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127416>>127418
>>127414
mind = blown
Makes sense tbh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127417
>>127403
I recognise Chewbacca but I'm not sure what the rest of this stuff is
>young normalfag bullies nerdy kids
>gets older, starts watching telly
>lol so nerdy
The normaltrash must be taken out.
>>127411
Saved tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127418>>127422
>>127416
it really does, i think he also claimed hitler was autistic aswell
▶ e237fa (50) No.127419>>127429
>>127413
im pro autism in that any autist that develops strategies to fit into normal society and doesnt just screech at pencils or whatever is probably just as capable of contributing to society as any uncle tom black, and probably moreso if they are a rainmanesque spaz.
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127420>>127424 >>127429
>>127410
>that jaw
>that nose
>that forehead
>those ears
Where's he really from?
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127421>>127428 >>127430
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>>127409
>>127410
this is imperium's lad
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127422>>127425 >>127426 >>127427 >>127439
>>127415
The hard part is making the woman stay with you once she's seen you in so many strength-based blunders. If she does though, then you're golden.
>>127411
Yeah I guess this is fine. More rump tho
>>127418
Which is also likely tbf. What a cooky cat old varg is. Surely autistics would be worse in a tribal society?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127423>>127429
>>127410
what is this faggotry
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127425>>127429
>>127422
>Surely autistics would be worse in a tribal society?
i would think so aswell but there you go
▶ e237fa (50) No.127427>>127429
>>127422
>worse in tribal society
the backstabbing music maker argues that tribes would negate the effects of autism as everybody would be familiar replace with familial for highbrow keks to the autiste.
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127428>>127431 >>127434
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>>127421
I thought this guy was?
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127429>>127433 >>127435
>>127419
Good stuff. That one's gonna be my one. He's gonna be a rainman in the weights room
>>127423
I typed in "male vlogger uk"
>>127420
your guess is as good as mine
>>127425
>>127427
Gotta be honest here, being familial with autists has never made me friendlier to them.
>>127426
NOW we're talking
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127430
>>127421
could've been worse tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127431>>127433 >>127437 >>127441
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>>127428
thought it was this lad
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127432>>127433 >>127435 >>127463
>22st and pembs away all day
They're finally doing it.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127433>>127436 >>127438
>>127429
>NOW we're talking
Oh, so you're an arse man?
>>127431
Elliot Rodger happened because his parents were shit also his dad divorced his chinky mother and married an arab instead
>>127432
I'm glad they eventually eloped
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127434
>>127428
Poor lad. Another victim of american cultural hegemony
▶ e237fa (50) No.127435>>127438
>>127429
>male vlogger uk
thats the gayest thing you could possibly have searched for
>shrop has an autist-relation
laying my money on first cousin or neice/nephew
>>127432
*jumps on the spot and waves arms*
ahhhhhhhh im so happy for that pair of taff fags
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127436
>>127433
lad im clearly not being serious dont feel you have to defend yourself
▶ e237fa (50) No.127437>>127440
>>127431
say what you want about that bullet riddled halfgook, he had a fine taste in driving music.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127438
>>127433
You know it brother. Who isn't let's be real
>>127435
>assumed familial was semi-interchangeable with familiar
h-heh yeah the nephew.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127439>>127442 >>127447
>>127422
>Surely autistics would be worse in a tribal society?
I'm not convinced really. The question to ask is why autism wasn't removed from the gene pool as soon as it appeared (not that the inheritance of autism is understood). Obviously that question applies to a lot of genetic disorders, but I believe common ones tend to be either somewhat benign or in fact have some esoteric benefit that keeps the mutation floating around even if it is otherwise a drawback.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127440>>127441
>>127437
and some smooth moves!
▶ e237fa (50) No.127441>>127443 >>127444
>>127431
>>127440
yank roads look boring af to drive on
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127442>>127459
>>127439
I would assume that along with other groups that have a genetic predisposition to mental disorder (like those with family histories of schizophrenia) it simply wasn't bad enough to fuck you over. I don't think that autism was bad enough to get you killed, but I doubt it was in anyway helpful.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127443
>>127441
they are, their roads are like a grid system
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127444>>127445
>>127441
Ahhhhhhhhh I wish I had some yank roads to road trip on tho
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127445>>127448
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127446>>127449 >>127450 >>127453 >>127455 >>127459
If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart, but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127447
>>127439
it wasnt removed becuase its some sort of combo of inherited and environmental or pregnancy development factors, and its closely related to high intelligence, so yeah i agree that it has a benefit to society - any atlantean farmer or soldier that learned to work past no-touchy autism was probably likely to do well, and high-caste autistes became academics, druids i want that tasty (You) from tbbk, artists or artisans and werent as affected by liking solitude and only wearing red clothes and food not touching on a plate etcetera.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127448>>127451 >>127452 >>127455
Lads I've been wearing pants on my head for like 6 hours
>>127445
I really like the idea of road tripping tbh. I hunger for the road trip aesthetic
I want to drive far across the plains and through the desert, getting spooked by ghosts and banging pretty belles in every state
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127449>>127461
>>127446
>If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.
"let's go to bed herts"
▶ e237fa (50) No.127450>>127461
>>127446
angst posting a shit
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127451>>127454 >>127457
>>127448
kek that does sound good, we should have a newbrit tour of the US
▶ e237fa (50) No.127452>>127457
>>127448
>pants on your head for 6 hours
thats quite restrained for a shropshite tbh.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127453>>127461
>>127446
Welcome back to the land of the living
here is your (you) dear BO
and here's a personal gift from me to you
▶ e237fa (50) No.127454>>127458 >>127472
>>127451
i cant go on long plane journeys, need a fag every 2 hours maximum. can you smoke on transatlantic ferries?
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127455>>127456 >>127457 >>127461
>>127446
Take your filthy Nikos Kazantzakis quotes elsewhere. He wasn't even that good of a writer.
>>127448
Why go on a road trip when you can go on a hiking trip instead?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127456>>127462
>>127455
is that a vote for the walking tour of the south?
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127457>>127460 >>127462
>>127451
YES LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'd be so down tbh
>>127452
Just wait until it get's after 10 lad
>>127455
Why not both?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127458
>>127454
yeah i think so but ferries take for ever. just take the batteries out of the plane toilets fire alarms and put them back after
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127459>>127461 >>127469
>>127442
tbh I think it's more a matter of autism being a tag-along condition that accompanies beneficial genes. Some autists are mild enough that they get to enjoy the benefits and some get to be retarded.
>>127446
gay
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127460
>>127457
tbf it would tonnes of fun
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127461>>127466
>>127449
>implying that's a woman
>>127450
This isn't angst posting tbh it's actually the opposite
tell me of window fitting lad in jerryland
>>127453
Hello lad and thank you
>>127455
He was ok tbh and I'm in Greece atm so it's topical
>>127459
*punches you*
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127462>>127468 >>127469
>>127456
South of where?
>>127457
Because that's cheating and defeats the purpose of walking.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127463
>>127432
ahhhhhh I just woke up I swear it's not like I just got off the train homenot sure where he is actually he didn't say anything
▶ 44263f (74) No.127465>>127467
oh wait he had a christening thingy
▶ e237fa (50) No.127466>>127480
>>127461
>not buying a cheap car in whatever crap part of the continent youre in and doing a euro road trip back to GERMany
>not going via the netherlands and eastern europe to sample the local culture
lad
>window fitting in jerryland
basically just fucking go there and pretend you are an expert back home, in whatever field you like, and dont stop until youve succeeded, no matter who you have to stab.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127468>>127470 >>127473
>>127462
england lad. i vote for the south downs way tbh.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127469>>127473
>>127459
Maybe? I won't deny it, I know some smart autistes. I also know some retarded autistes though. I'm gonna stick with assuming it was largely benign, but occasionally beneficial to some.
>>127462
>not road tripping to a particularly nice place to hike
I'm also down for a British hiking trip tho, all over this sweet little rock.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127470>>127476
>>127468
> the south downs
lad, you know
▶ 44263f (74) No.127471>>127474 >>127475
>tfw when I woke up I thought I had barely slept and couldn't get back to sleep for some reason and that it was like 6am, but it was actually 8pm
haha
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127472>>127478
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127473>>127478 >>127479
>>127468
I vote for the superior North Downs.
>>127469
Land's End to John O'Groats when?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127474
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127475>>127481 >>127482
>>127471
did you slip into a coma?
we thought you and 22st eloped
▶ e237fa (50) No.127476>>127477
>>127470
not just because we dont have to travel far, honest :^) we can start in winchester and potentially end up in eastbourne.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127477
▶ e237fa (50) No.127478>>127479 >>127482
>>127472
nah it only works as a stopgap between fags, maybe i could get a medical flight and go fully sedated and strapped to a gurney
>>127473
>superior
>north
pick one
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127479
>>127473
Oh HE'LL yeah
I hope you lads like my karaoke singing
>>127478
Sounds fun tbh, sign me up
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127480>>127483 >>127487 >>127488 >>127512
>Implicit Dick and the aut-right are larping in Bongo Bongo Land about giving Slavs a role in a huwhite ethnostate
Fools. Everyone knows Slavs are subhuman and should be exterminated
>>127466
I don't have my licence yet. I shall therefore commandeer a train
>pretend you're an expert
I like this idea. It's foolproof
>no matter who you have to stab
I didn't realise the world of window fitting was so cutthroat
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127481
>>127475
Don't worry, some sort of elopement shall happen soon
▶ 44263f (74) No.127482>>127486 >>127496
>>127475
might as well have done I think I slept for 13 hours haha. w-we'd never do that come on lad..
>>127478
you can do what krusty does lad
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127483>>127485 >>127489
>>127480
>Fools. Everyone knows Slavs are subhuman and should be exterminated
t. dianaposer
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127484>>127490 >>127492 >>127493
I want to do the Offa's Dyke walk tbh. I want to imagine where the wall will go when it all goes to shit. In reality the WAG will invite the shit in because they're so used to taking all their cues from Westminster.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127485
>>127483
Asking for it tbh
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127486>>127491
>>127482
>w-we'd never do that come on lad..
good, because that would be gay
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127487>>127498
>>127480
What Bongo Bongo Land channel is richard spencer in?
also
>not stabbing people because it's your only entertainment now that youre too broke to afford kino movies
▶ e237fa (50) No.127488>>127498
>>127480
>a train
ummm, hmmm…. well maybe you could take a huge dose of acid before the journey to make it a good story?
>foolproof
like all the best experts, and ideas.
>the cutthroat world of international fenestration
oh aye lad, unironically and unsarcastically dont try it without checking the local industry for organised crime - dont end up with your legs broken for changing a window, it aint worth it. Italy is a no go.
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127490
▶ 44263f (74) No.127491
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nigel Farage on UKIP's future & his return
>>127486
it would be straight
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127492
>>127484
This'd be a fun one. I was gonna walk it last February but didn't have enough equipment
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127494>>127502
Spent the whole day thinking it was Saturday.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127495>>127497
>he's wearing a pink elephant tie
oh are nige
▶ e237fa (50) No.127496>>127502
>>127482
[on the plane]
>pembs is passed out from xer valium and complimentary wine
>shrop is measuring the shoulders of female passengers
>eugenieposter is tutting at uncouth foreigners
>vanlad is shooting up pure nicotine
tbc…
▶ e237fa (50) No.127497>>127499 >>127502
>>127495
does this symbol have some significance other than alcohol withdrawl?
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127498>>127500 >>127501 >>127506
>>127487
The alt right one
idk I only use our server
>>not stabbing people because it's your only entertainment now that youre too broke to afford kino movies
>implying my life isn't already kino in and of itself
>>127488
I shall never fall to immorality
>dont try it without checking the local industry for organised crime
Sound advice tbh. Perhaps defenestration would be a better alternative
>implying I'd ever move to Shitaly
no that's not fair it's a nice country tbh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127499>>127503
>>127497
paying homage to the republican party?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127500>>127505
>>127498
>defenestrate instead
nooooooo lad thats how you get yourself defenestrated tbh
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127501>>127505
>>127498
>not killing other humans as an artistic gesture
▶ 44263f (74) No.127502
>>127494
what even is a day anymore lass?
>>127496
lmao
the plane would be forced to land early because of the security+health concerns
>>127497
wew that's what it means?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127503>>127508
>>127499
didnt know pink was a republican colour. The combo only seems to mean delirium according to my indepth and scholarly research.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127504
IF BREXIT IS FRUSTRATED THERE WILL BE A SECOND SEISMIC SHOCK IN BRITISH POLITICS
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127505>>127516
got visited by a fairy last night btw smh
>>127500
>implying I won't defenestrate them first
No one can stand up to my MIGHT
>>127501
Why would I need to do that when everything I do is high art?
▶ e237fa (50) No.127506>>127511
>>127498
>life is already kino
nigga is you not watch How High, them muthafuckas lives is kino yo. sheeit yo whack nappy ass life be remindin a nigga of one of dem muthafuckas on Brady Bunch
▶ caef9f (2) No.127507>>127508 >>127509 >>127510 >>127522
I did not pass a police man on a road I wasn't on
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127508>>127514
>>127503
nah red is but red is kinda like purple, and they do use the elephant
>>127507
lad this really isnt as edgy as you seem to think it is
▶ e237fa (50) No.127509
>>127507
oh that makes sense now, good drive?
▶ 44263f (74) No.127510
>>127507
I know that feel, especially if your current driving status is not where it was
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127511
>>127506
>niggerposting
What's the solution to this methonks
*infiltrates your community with crack cocaine*
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127512>>127517
>>127480
>and should be exterminated
We could fix everything wrong with the planet by genociding every race other than the Britons and letting nature heal the wounds. The Northern Hemisphere can be under the jurisdiction of Britain and the Southern Hemisphere under New Zealand. Maybe have a colony to look after the Americas in southern Alaska.
>>127493
Don't look at me lad, it's a krautish word for a krautish construction ordered by a krautish king tbph
▶ e237fa (50) No.127513
>joyriding
>in your own car
>on legit plates
>in current year
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY?
nick a car or some plates first you morons
▶ caef9f (2) No.127514>>127518
>>127508
I'm not being edgy i'm just making sure there is no admission of guilt for an action I did not do
▶ 44263f (74) No.127515
>If Brexit is frustrated he will throw himself into the front lines of British politics to make sure we really get it
god I love him lads, sorry if this is old news now but haven't been awake for lone
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127516>>127519 >>127520 >>127529
Sneaky late reply.
>>127060
We can take back the board if we keep posting the way we've always posted. They should adapt to us rather than the other way around tbh.
>>127505
Too many messy boys on the board smh.
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127517
>>127512
I agree tbh
But I reserve the right to ANGLO any foreign lasses I may or may not desire
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127518
>>127514
if ya say so lass
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127519>>127523
>>127516
>Too many messy boys on the board smh.
SLAG
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127520>>127522 >>127523 >>127524 >>127525
>>127516
Blame that Slavic temptress, not me
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127521
Someone give me a quick rundown on him
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127522>>127526
>neck cancer has subsided
NICE
>>127507
nice drive?
>>127520
I'm glad to see you've accepted the meme lad
▶ e237fa (50) No.127524>>127530
>>127520
oh shit ive just realised you said you dont have a licence - are you a cripple?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127525>>127531
>>127520
was it diana
>>127523
I never asked for this
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127526>>127528 >>127531
>>127522
Rooooooooo I accept no meme
im a bit of a hypocrite but Anglo hypocrisy is ok tbh
>>127523
Only if you stop being a gayist slag tbh
Call it a mutually beneficial trade
▶ e237fa (50) No.127527>>127531
>>127523
can you call it ejaculation please, stop ejaculating the word 'cum' as it is hostile and sexist.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127528
>>127526
It's all the same tbh, people will continue to make their jokes.
▶ e237fa (50) No.127530
>>127524
wait, actually even cripples can drive
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127531>>127532 >>127534 >>127539
>>127525
You asked for imperium and now you get the fairy.
>>127526
I can't do that lad, and you can't either unless you lop it off I guess.
>>127527
[misandry intensifies]
>>127529
Good lass, we'll pull through and make /newbrit/ great again even if we have to drag the rest of the board kicking and screaming.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127532>>127540
>>127531
>You asked for imperium and now you get the fairy.
aaaahhhh there has to be a way to have one and not the other
▶ e237fa (50) No.127534>>127535
>>127531
>herts now has papal infalliability
oh fucking hell
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127535>>127539
>>127534
We have to beat the papists at their own game
*decrees gayism to be not board culture*
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127536
>no matter where I go and no matter what I do I find myself checking the race of the people around me
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127537>>127538 >>127541
>>127533
>is middleclass
>doesn't have a car
Literally smh
>slavs
Tbh lad at the end of the day it's your genes, They are yours to squander as you please
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127538>>127542 >>127546
>>127537
He has a car but no license
▶ 44263f (74) No.127539>>127541
>>127531
BANZHYAAAA~
>>127535
we're supposed to be a civic nationalist board lad
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127540>>127543 >>127545
>>127532
As far as I'm aware the only pure, non-degenerate way to stop the fairy visiting is to find a wife who can ease your hormonal burden through holy matrimony.
>>127533
We're the Palestinians of this board lad, you need to help us stop the druids eating up our ancestral land.
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127541>>127542 >>127543 >>127544 >>127549 >>127552
Should get to bed
Night fans
>>127537
I'll get one soon(tm)
I was referring to dianaposting. As if I'd ever be attracted to a Slavic girl irl. Pffft
>>127539
Sorry lad. I've converted to daftyism. It's the only way
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127542
>>127538
That's idiocy of the highest degree tbh. Did he want it to fucking sleep in? smh
>>127541
ta ta you fetishist
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127543>>127547 >>127549
>>127540
>find a wife who can ease your hormonal burden through holy matrimony.
good idea, I need to find a chinky gf
>>127541
night lad.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127544>>127545
this tbh, at least let us share jerusalem
>>127541
smh lad you know that shouting Stalin did nothing wrong off rooftops only turns people off
goodnight
▶ 44263f (74) No.127545
▶ 9bbb6b (15) No.127546
>>127538
No I don't but I've driven cars and know how to drive
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127547
>>127543
>sees rump
>massive desire to slap as hard as possible
I ought to find myself a gf tbh
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127549>>127550
>>127541
Goodnight.
>>127543
Bit of a butterface tbh.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127550
>>127549
i think she's pretty tbh
▶ 44263f (74) No.127551>>127557
This proud Aboriginal elder travels 1864 miles to be at his granddaughter's graduation and it's beautiful
>tfw you can tell there's some white mix in the granddaughter
>tfw you stole this post from reddit
>>127548
ahhhhhh I love the pixies so much
▶ 474ced (47) No.127552>>127553 >>127554 >>127555 >>127557 >>127559
Evening, lads
>>127541
what does that pic mean, lad?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127553>>127556
>>127552
>not following the tenets of esoteric steinerism
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127554>>127556
▶ 44263f (74) No.127555>>127556
>>127552
hey lad. it looks like a Steiner but I'm not sure
▶ 474ced (47) No.127556>>127558 >>127566
>>127554
Yeah was better than expected, but it was looooong. Glad a lot of people showed up for my niece tbh.
>>127553
I would, but you'd have to explain it
>>127555
Definitely Steiner, him in the pic and the lad who made it.
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127557>>127561 >>127567
>>127551
They're a good band. I don't listen to much stuff from the 90s but I do listen to the pixies.
>>127552
Morning lad
Have a fun baby bath?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127558>>127561
>>127556
sounds lovely, did you get emotional?
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127559>>127561
>>127552
Steiner is lost in the mountains of madness.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127560>>127566
>Hitler wasn't planning world domin-
▶ 474ced (47) No.127561>>127562 >>127563
>>127558
No, I don't get emotional for some reason.
>>127557
>Have a fun baby bath?
Yeah, lad. had most fun playing with the family children between food and tea tbh.
>>127559
ahhh, but he's pointing to one of them
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127562>>127565
>>127561
that stuff doesnt really get to me either
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127563>>127564 >>127565
>>127561
It's too esoteric even for me tbh. You'll have to ask him about it's meaning in person.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127564>>127570
▶ 474ced (47) No.127565
>>127562
Glad tbh. Feel like a cunt sometimes not feeling the way I think is expected of me so I try to fake it but I think it's obvious smh
>>127563
I should
▶ 44263f (74) No.127566>>127568 >>127570
>>127556
who else right?
>>127560
I read in Kampf he said something like wanting a world domination of the Aryans, b-but they can still be separate nations of Aryans right haha
▶ 44263f (74) No.127567
>>127557
they have so many great songs I could listen to whole albums, rare to find bands so consistently good tbh
▶ 474ced (47) No.127568>>127583
>>127566
smh he obviously just meant like how Britain dominated with its colonies smh smh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127569>>127571 >>127572 >>127583
wheres dafty she hasnt posted in ages?
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127570>>127572 >>127576 >>127583
>>127564
Sorry lad, now that Herts has gone to bed it's Astolfo o'clock.
>>127566
I'm sure that was just his autism speaking, he didn't really mean killing everyone and replacing them with krautbots…
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127571>>127573
>>127569
She's on holiday for the week lad.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127572>>127573 >>127581 >>127583
>>127570
>Sorry lad, now that Herts has gone to bed it's Astolfo o'clock.
STOP
>>127569
She's gone innawoods
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127573>>127574
>>127571
ah, that'll be it
>>127572
has she gone on one of those journeys?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127574
>>127573
>has she gone on one of those journeys?
I think she's not on barbituates this time
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127575>>127577 >>127580 >>127581
>neo and 22st are posting
fuck sake it's the gay part of the thread
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127576>>127578 >>127581
>>127570
Oh is it time to gaypost already?
▶ 474ced (47) No.127577>>127579 >>127580
>>127575
What did I do now? Also how can I be gay when I hate homos? No I'm not a self-hating homo smh >>127285
▶ 474ced (47) No.127578>>127584
>>127576
Deerboi is asleep so we can do anything we want tbh
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127579>>127582
>>127577
you're a bloody gayist m8
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127580>>127582
>>127575
Why are they gay?
>>127577
Just say no homo whilst you're engaged in such depravity and it won't count as gay.
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127581>>127585
>>127572
That's a rather androgynous gook you've found. Maybe it's the long nose.
>>127575
This is what the threads used to be like all those months ago, smh. Stop colonising us.
>>127576
It's FUN time lad.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127582>>127611
>>127579
You don't flag or a trip, lad. Why should I care for a peon's opinion?
>>127580
>Just say no homo whilst you're engaged in such depravity and it won't count as gay.
I guess that's never failed me.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127583>>127593
>>127568
oo yea probably
>tfw at the time he wrote that Europe basically did dominate the entire world with its Empires still
but he didn't think we had enough and now look! thanks Addy!!
>>127569
she's going away for a week innawoods or something?
>>127570
>Astolfo o'clock.
ahhhhh lass a good hour
y-yeah I'm sure he didn't honestly, he always had a hard on for Brits
>tfw we could have had the best and most cooperative relationship with Germany out of any other country (excluding Scandis maybe)
>>127572
spoiler your BDSM lewd lad.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127584>>127586 >>127587
>>127578
*considers posting that one gay webm I downloaded*
I gave it a witty name so it's okay
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127585>>127593
>>127581
>That's a rather androgynous gook you've found. Maybe it's the long nose.
what are you implying
▶ 474ced (47) No.127586
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127587>>127588
>>127584
>*considers posting that one gay webm I downloaded*
▶ 474ced (47) No.127589>>127590
I mean don't post it at all
smh now it looks like I encourage the posting of gay porn smh
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127590>>127591
>>127589
You can't unsay what has been said, lad.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127591
>>127590
I can edit it, lad….
▶ 474ced (47) No.127592>>127594
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127593>>127595 >>127598 >>127599 >>127603
>>127583
Let's be honest, the Scandinavians would have been shit allies apart from Finland. The Danes, Swedes and Norwegians are historically docile and apathetic. Hitler would have been blessed to have us on his side instead of that dopey lot.
>>127585
I'm implying that you don't seem to dig the really petite and girly-looking gooks.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127594
>>127592
I'm not really going to post it tbh
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127595>>127600 >>127607
>>127593
>I'm implying that you don't seem to dig the really petite and girly-looking gooks.
I do
▶ 6e1a78 (2) No.127596>>127597 >>127599
Lads and lasses, should I marry and breed with my Israeli girlfriend?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127597
>>127596
yes, just be happy lass
▶ 474ced (47) No.127598>>127603 >>127607
>>127593
> The Danes, Swedes and Norwegians are historically docile and apathetic.
Lass please
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127599>>127603 >>127607
>>127593
Pretty sure Sweden was a bit of a military power for a while.
>>127596
If you want hwhite children that are magically immune to the consequences of "white privilege" and against whom any oppression is always wrong then yes.
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127600>>127601
>>127595
So why'd you post one with a big schnoz?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127601>>127605
>>127600
I was trying to appeal to Neo with BDSM themed pictures so that she'd stop posting astolfo
▶ 44263f (74) No.127603
>>127593
of course most of the reason Hitler would have wanted to strongly associate with them is on racial grounds, geopolitically we were the best choice
>>127598
>>127599
this though tbf Sweden used to be shoah tier, God what has happened
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>>127601
Neo needs to get her tits out again tbh
▶ 474ced (47) No.127606>>127608 >>127609
>>127604
Love that pic tbh
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127607>>127614 >>127615 >>127627
>>127595
But even she's kind of man-faced and she has no figure.
This is what I expect a proper feminine gook to look like.
>>127598
>>127599
They peaked in the 1700s and regressed since then imo. Having friendly nations on all sides made the Swedes weak and lazy.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127608
>>127606
Must have been awkward to walk in those shoes
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127609>>127612
>>127606
same, it looks so hopeless and epic
▶ 44263f (74) No.127610
>>127604
the unholy roman empire
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127611>>127613 >>127616 >>127617
>banning me for 8 minutes for >>127262
you welsh are very sensitive
>>127582
>You don't flag or a trip, lad. Why should I care for a peon's opinion?
fuck off poof
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127612>>127621
>>127609
>have a shield
>point it away from the guy swinging a really big sword at you
▶ 44263f (74) No.127613
>>127611
kek when I looked at the report I assumed it was hours ago since they usually are
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127614>>127627
>>127607
Even a "proper feminine" gook pales in comparison to huwhite women.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127615
>>127607
>They peaked in the 1700s and regressed since then imo. Having friendly nations on all sides made the Swedes weak and lazy.
That's true for any of us today tbh.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127616>>127619
>>127611
He actually did it, the absolute madman
▶ 474ced (47) No.127617>>127618
>>127611
>insulting a mod
See you in 3 months, lad
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127618>>127620
>>127617
booty blasted gay boy welsh cunt
▶ 44263f (74) No.127619
wait it was hours ago
>>127616
rydw i'n defendio fy pobl
h-haha I can speak good
▶ 474ced (47) No.127620>>127623
>>127618
I'm really going to ban you if you don't stop, Is wear. ahhhh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127621
>>127612
looks cool though
▶ 5f79e1 (1) No.127622>>127631
>tfw no Jewish wife
Why live tbh
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127623>>127625
>>127620
blimey guv
settle down
just avin a bit of bantz
▶ 44263f (74) No.127624>>127626 >>127629
>tfw half of my computer is below sub-zero and the other half you can fry an egg on
l-lads I'm scared…
▶ 474ced (47) No.127625>>127628
▶ 474ced (47) No.127626>>127630
>>127624
Maybe it has super powers
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127627
>>127614
t. huwhite women
>>127607
Oh, ok
▶ 152b23 (25) No.127628>>127633
>>127625
ok soft lad
sure you were
▶ 4ce00d (64) No.127629>>127630
>>127624
Well it looks like all the parts that you don't want to fry are overheating
▶ 44263f (74) No.127630>>127632
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy moly.. the ps2 intro.. I haven't heard that in years *cries*
>>127626
TODOROKI-KUN! YOU'RE USING YOUR FIRE!
>>127629
google says it's a bug luckily
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127631
>>127622
>Why live tbh
A khazar wife does not simply fall into your lap, lad. I'd suggest learning Hebrew and the True Facts about Israel and its history, then find a reason to be in the vicinity of jewesses. I don't know where they congregate though. Maybe even travel to Israel.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127632>>127637
>>127630
>ps2 start-up screen
Ah, memories of being told off because Sony products are top quality and the CD drive broke again
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▶ 44263f (74) No.127637
>>127632
I remember discs stopped working rather quickly
>>127633
lmao
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▶ a066a3 (40) No.127640>>127641 >>127642
>>127636
Her legs must be really chilly. It's probably quite arousing for her.
>>127633
Wew, poor welshman.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127641>>127644 >>127645
>>127640
What are you trying to say
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127644>>127647
>>127641
She needs a bigger coat.
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127645>>127646 >>127647
>>127641
Do you know what it's like to have a cold breeze up your legs?
>>127642
There is no better servant than Astolfo.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127646>>127648
>>127645
DON'T look at their feminine penises
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127647>>127648
>>127645
>Do you know what it's like to have a cold breeze up your legs?
no
>>127644
You're probably right
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127648>>127649 >>127653 >>127655
Dorset was posting blacked porn on /brit/, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh why.
>>127646
I imagine you're the white lad in between them.
>>127647
Well it's a very bracing sensation. You should try it some time.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127649>>127651
>>127648
>Well it's a very bracing sensation. You should try it some time.
no
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127650>>127651
>neo literally posting gay porn
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127651>>127652 >>127653
>>127649
Those are really long feet…
>>127650
There's no penetration lad.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127652>>127654
>>127651
>Those are really long feet…
don't be mean
also
>having a foot fetish
IT'S A PICTURE DEPICTING SEX BETWEEN TWO MEN
▶ 44263f (74) No.127653>>127659
>>127648
are you sure it's him
>>127651
it's possible there is if the lad undid his buttons on the front
▶ 44263f (74) No.127654>>127659
>>127652
it's a man and a woman lad
▶ 474ced (47) No.127655
>>127648
I think it's TBBK, lass
>I imagine you're the white lad in between them.
>tfw I walked into the female WC and nobody stopped me
I'm sure I wouldn't look smh
▶ 474ced (47) No.127656>>127657 >>127658
>it's a really really lewd night episode
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127657>>127661
>>127656
you can stop this
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127658>>127661
>>127656
smh everyone just needs to calm the fuck down tbh
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127659>>127660 >>127674
>>127653
>are you sure it's him
It could be BumBum again, true.
>it's possible there is if the lad undid his buttons on the front
That is possible…
>>127654
*sweats*
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127660>>127664
▶ 474ced (47) No.127661>>127662
>>127658
pretty calm tbh. Really relaxed after the long day. How are you, lad?
>>127657
No
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127662>>127663
>>127661
bad tbh, how was the christening?
▶ 474ced (47) No.127663>>127668
>>127662
Think everyone had a nice time tbh.
Bad? Same as the last few days?
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127664>>127667
>>127660
I like the taste of all these (You)s you give me.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127665>>127666
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127666
>>127665
>denying me (You)s
Aaaah cheeky~
▶ 474ced (47) No.127667>>127669
>>127664
>>127664
Double (You)s since Imperium denied you
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127668>>127670
>>127663
not quite as bad as yesterday but not good at all, most of the anger has subsided though just sad about it
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127669>>127672
>>127667
You spoil me lad.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127670>>127671
>>127668
Do you watch anime, lad?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127671>>127678
>>127670
sometimes, it doesnt really hook me usually but i can get really into it
▶ 474ced (47) No.127672>>127684
>>127669
Is the anime any good, lass?
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127673>>127675 >>127676 >>127677 >>127680 >>127684
night tbh lads
don't let the white """woman""" bite
▶ 44263f (74) No.127674>>127678 >>127684
the Non-Aggressive Spoiler principle should be a staple of the /newbrit/ constitution tbh
>>127659
I guess it's hard to know
▶ 474ced (47) No.127675
>>127673
night, lass. Don't let the fairy bite.
▶ 44263f (74) No.127676
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127677
>>127673
night lad, dream of chinks or whatever
▶ 474ced (47) No.127678>>127679
>>127671
Seen boku no hero, lad? I love escapism
>>127674
*gives her tummy a raspberry*
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127679>>127683
>>127678
saw the first like 7 episodes, need to pick it back up though
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127680>>127681
>>127673
You know in your heart that she is fairer.
Night though.
▶ 5e15f3 (67) No.127681>>127682
>>127680
she's awful and evil
▶ 36fafb (17) No.127682
>>127681
Which huwhite woman hurt you lad?
▶ 474ced (47) No.127683>>127685
>>127679
it's a lot of fun tbh
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127684>>127686 >>127687 >>127796
Night night everyone. /newbritpolitics/ shall be reborn one lewdpost at a time.
>>127672
I like it. Could do with more Astolfo though.
>>127673
*bites you*
>>127674
I love navels tbh.
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127685>>127688
>>127683
i'll watch it tomorrow
▶ 474ced (47) No.127686
>>127684
We should have a lewd nude day!
Night, lass
▶ 44263f (74) No.127687
▶ 44263f (74) No.127688>>127689
>>127685
did you finish lwa?
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127689>>127690
>>127688
i seen the short film and enchanted parade, its pretty good
▶ 44263f (74) No.127690>>127691
>>127689
ooo thought you were watching the show
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127691>>127692
>>127690
Wait theres a show? shit i need to see that
▶ 44263f (74) No.127692>>127693
>>127691
yeah haha, recently ended, really good
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127693
▶ 44263f (74) No.127694>>127695
had to scale a fence to get to the kitchen because daddy is sleeping in the living room smh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127695>>127696
can someone wake me up inside, because i can not wake up in side
>>127694
why the fuck does your dad need a a fence lad?
▶ 44263f (74) No.127696>>127697
>>127695
i can only help you get to sleep
it's kinda sad really he built a nice treehouse in the the back garden and allowed some of the kids to come and play in it but some chav ones graffitied it and he had to put it there to stop them trespassing
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127697>>127701
>>127696
fucking chavs ruining it for everyone smh
▶ 44263f (74) No.127701>>127702
>>127697
ruining community cohesion everywhere
>>127698
comfy song
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127702>>127708
>>127701
chavs are like white niggers smh
>>127701
>comfy song
its a rip i took from youtube of a jazz version of a song from persona 4
▶ 474ced (47) No.127703>>127704 >>127708
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127704>>127705
>>127703
that is the dream lifestyle lad
▶ 474ced (47) No.127705>>127706
>>127704
dad fed me earlier tbh. Had to lift the food myself though smh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127706
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127707>>127710
▶ 44263f (74) No.127708>>127709
>>127700
>>127703
maybe you can feed a cute hedgehog like that if one visits again
>>127702
ohhh haha never played it
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127709>>127715
>>127708
>maybe you can feed a cute hedgehog like that if one visits again
hedgehogs like to hang out in my garage
▶ 44263f (74) No.127710>>127711
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127711>>127715
>>127710
god, i didnt realise you could feel this bad for so long. I just want to stop
▶ 44263f (74) No.127715>>127716
>>127709
aww that's nice, they don't come here much
>>127711
what's wrong lad?
>>127714
the hero we need
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127716>>127719
>>127715
>aww that's nice, they don't come here much
mate they are drawn to me like a magnet
▶ 44263f (74) No.127719>>127720
>>127716
I sorta wish we had raccoons here they're really cute but also a nuisance apparently, hedgehogs probably don't raid bins
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127720>>127725
>>127719
nah hedgehogs are better in my opinion, but i do agree they are cute
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127724
how is it 1 o clock alrdy
▶ 44263f (74) No.127725>>127726
ahhhhhhhhhhhh because I cancelled my card all my amazon orders can't come
>>127720
yeah lad, hard to pet them tho smh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127726>>127732
>>127725
>ahhhhhhhhhhhh because I cancelled my card all my amazon orders can't come
sucks
>yeah lad, hard to pet them tho smh
donb want to pe racoons lad, they're firesty
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127727
holy shit ust fuck my shit up fams. she uses the same deoderant as me
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127728
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127729
ouch, fuggi jew bit my toe
▶ 44263f (74) No.127732>>127733
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>>127722
I love old cars like that, just a bit before when capitalism went full on and companies still put out quality products, the way they built them was really aesthetic
>>127726
oh yeah yanks try to fight them off a lot lmao
I want to try to gain their trust somehow
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127733>>127737
>>127732
>I want to try to gain their trust somehow
pems the racoon whisperra
>I love old cars
same lad, when im super rich im gonna get lots of them and drive them and shit
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127735>>127737
not gunna lie to you pemby poo's, ive been drinkin again
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127736
*feels sorry for self like a pussy*
▶ 44263f (74) No.127737>>127738
>>127733
it's a good thing naughty yanks are sneaking them into the country to destroy the eco-system then, I can meet one :^)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3228041/Britain-high-RACCOON-alert-mammal-pest-devastate-native-wildlife-expert-warns.html
that's a lovely dream lad, I'd want that too. It would probably be easier to get old British classics but there's something about those yank cars.
>>127735
kek I thought you might have, have fun lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127738>>127747
>>127737
what if its like the grey squirrels
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ah ya such a nice lad, lad
>have fun lad
im trying
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127739
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127742
whats th point. why can t things just go well
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127745
▶ 44263f (74) No.127747>>127748
>>127738
I was just thinking that, now are reds are fighting a battle on two fronts ahhhhh
y-you too lad. I know how those feels can be
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127748>>127754
>>127747
eyo nigga, if you were from where i was from, you'd be dead e
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127750>>127754
im going to sleep now, night pembs
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127751
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127752>>127753 >>127754
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127753>>127755
>>127752
just goin to sleep tbh
▶ 44263f (74) No.127754
>>127748
I'd be dead? I hope this is some slang haha
>>127750
goodnight lad
>>127752
hello anarcho private
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127755>>127756 >>127759
>>127753
Just got home, had the shitscram scared out of me by my dressing gown hanging up in the dark, night lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127756
fuck the police im staying up
>>127755
spooky lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127758>>127762
i feel like anprim would like this webem
▶ 44263f (74) No.127759>>127760 >>127761 >>127762
>>127755
wew
>127757
why would I be dead lad? no (you) since you said you were going
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127760>>127764
>>127759
>why would I be dead lad?
it wont make sense if your not im my freind group, dont know why i said it. It basically means where i come from is so dangerous to be at that you wouldnt have been able to make it to your age living here
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127761>>127764
>>127759
which is purely an ironic thing
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127762>>127763 >>127764
>>127758
Love the original music video for that Webm
>>127759
Felt less scared earlier today running in the 90s
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127763>>127765
>>127762
what happens in it?
▶ 44263f (74) No.127764>>127766
>>127760
>>127761
ah okay I think I understand you, pretty lucky being somewhere safe, must toughen you up out there tbh. don't even have to lock the front door most the time.
>>127762
very comfy
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127765>>127766
>>127763
It's actually a ghibli made video, the anime in the background I meant, not the song. Later on the police find this sort of half angel girl in the ruins of the destruction and raise her like a child against the will of the gov or something
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127766>>127767
>>127764
haha its ironic because i come from somewhere safe next tyo somewhere shitty so its funny to say it to people form that place
>>127765
sounds pretty cool tbh
▶ 44263f (74) No.127767
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127768>>127770
lads i cant even wake up inside
▶ 44263f (74) No.127770>>127774
>>127768
has swim had any mandy recently?
▶ 44263f (74) No.127771
out here wearing my commie cap
▶ 44263f (74) No.127772
▶ 44263f (74) No.127773>>127774
don't know what to do for the get ..
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127774>>127777
>>127770
they might have but i dont think thats it, although i doubt its helping
>>127773
same
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127775>>127777 >>127778
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127776>>127780
tbf we are all the same lads:D
▶ 44263f (74) No.127777>>127779 >>127789 >>127798
FLYING QUAD GET
>>127774
ahh well sucks anyway
>>127775
night lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127778
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127779
▶ 44263f (74) No.127780>>127781
>>127776
It does make me happy that we can have a place like this where we can say what we believe in peace with like minded people, without worrying about the social ramifications if you came out with stuff irl in this pc culture
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127781>>127782
>>127780
me too lad, i off to bed now (for reals this time)
▶ 44263f (74) No.127782
>>127781
alright, night lad hope the hangover isn't too rough
▶ 44263f (74) No.127783
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kek I love these videos they're so silly and strangely accurate
▶ 44263f (74) No.127785
slightly anti-fash but ww2 history is history
▶ 44263f (74) No.127787>>127788
waking up in the evening was a mistake
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127788>>127813
>>127787
Aaaahhh please sleep at normal hours.
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127790>>127813
>>127786
Does Varg not believe (maybe not the best word to use) in the moon landings?
▶ 1285ba (1) No.127791>>127792 >>127793
>broke my good phone
>Had to give it to pakis to repair
>Have to use a sack of shit for 4 days
>Probably going to get v& or blackmailed
Ahhhhhh fucking electronics, fucking pakis
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127792>>127794
>>127791
How did you break it fam
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127793>>127794
>>127791
>2017
>still no white nationalist phone repair community
I sometimes wonder how well a white person would do in those market segments dominated by xenos. Would they get more customers? Would they be harassed out of their job?
▶ d70166 (7) No.127794>>127809
>>127792
My charger cable sparked when I plugged it into the blower, think it fucked it. Weather has turned to shit for tomorrow and Wednesday, trying to hold the job off till Thursday and Friday, I'll let you know today asap
>>127793
It's shit ain't it, the only white ones are post-in or mobile repair vans, don't want to give them my phone for 10days or pay £150 for the privilege.
▶ d70166 (7) No.127795>>127796 >>127813
▶ 48b958 (5) No.127796>>127797 >>127798 >>127814
>>127684
>*bites you*
hate u
>>127795
I think he's on a fucked sleeping schedule. He was in the thread yesterday
▶ d70166 (7) No.127797
>>127796
Ahhh thanks nigga
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127798>>127800
Based MAGA trannies.
>>127777
Checking these numbers.
>>127796
Did you make a mess again lad?
▶ d70166 (7) No.127799
y'all mufuckas ain't even knawbout niggapostin, hell nah, y'all crackers be on some houseniggapostin sheeit
▶ 48b958 (5) No.127800>>127801 >>127802
>>127798
>Did you make a mess again lad?
I'm not at liberty to disclose that
▶ d70166 (7) No.127801>>127802 >>127803 >>127813
>>127800
Dude, see a doctor about it, it's not normal fam.
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127802>>127803 >>127807 >>127813
>>127800
Lad…
>>127801
Poor lad is suffering from a hyper-sexualized imagination.
▶ 48b958 (5) No.127803>>127804 >>127807
>>127801
>>127802
that wasn't a yes
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127804>>127805
>>127803
We just want to be supportive in your time of need lad.
▶ 48b958 (5) No.127805>>127806
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127806>>127808
>>127805
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh how do I connect with you.
▶ d70166 (7) No.127807
>>127802
>Hypersexualised imagination
Sounds fun
>>127803
It wasn't a no either
▶ 48b958 (5) No.127808
▶ fb1ecf (11) No.127809>>127810
>>127794
>spoiler
as long as it's before the 12th, from then and onwards I'm busy
▶ d70166 (7) No.127810
>>127809
Good stuff, sorry lad, it's a pain in the arse
▶ 594216 (8) No.127811>>127812 >>127817
GOOD SHMORNING MY MUDDAFUCKIN COONS
Lads I'm on the precipis of a great discovery, so naturally it's a good day for me.
Are we doing well my honkeys?
▶ 594216 (8) No.127812
▶ 69be5f (5) No.127813
>>127788
I'll try to fix it lass but it'll take a while in classical neet fashion
>>127790
>not believing the flat/hollow earth CIA NWO cover up that the atmospheric nuclear tests were really just trying to break open the firmament to find God
lmao at this pleb
>there was an actual test called "operation fishbowl" where they nuked the sky
makes you think unironically tbh
I'm fucking crazy aren't I
>>127795
why would he be lad?
>>127801
>>127802
honestly this and not just bully posting.
▶ 69be5f (5) No.127814>>127815
>>127796
he went to a christening yesterday so came back late *informs you too much about someone else*
▶ 474ced (47) No.127815>>127816
▶ 69be5f (5) No.127816>>127819
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127817>>127820
▶ 474ced (47) No.127818>>127821 >>127824
Woke up in the middle of the night to a bird and three cats in my room
▶ 474ced (47) No.127819>>127825
>>127816
Dummy, it's not secret information smh
▶ 594216 (8) No.127820>>127824
>>127817
what's up son
How are you doing
▶ 594216 (8) No.127821>>127827
>>127818
sounds like an omen tbh
▶ 474ced (47) No.127822>>127825
looks like you stayed up all night smh
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127824>>127828
>>127818
cool
>>127820
feel a bit better right now, you alright?
▶ 69be5f (5) No.127825>>127826
>>127819
don't mind me I'm being weird
>>127822
yeah…. hard to sleep when you wake so late haha
>>127823
as long as it's not super lewd please post moar
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127826>>127829 >>127830 >>127836
>>127825
How lewd would you say this is?
▶ 474ced (47) No.127827>>127830 >>127844
>>127821
Get a lot of omens tbh. My cat is quite the killer. smh Varg would kill me
▶ 594216 (8) No.127828>>127831
>>127824
Good stuff, time eases all wounds laddy. I saw that last night you had been drinking so I was concerned. As for me, I'm doing pretty well. There's a few things I've gotta do and the pants that were once on my head are now around me hips.
▶ 474ced (47) No.127829>>127834
▶ 594216 (8) No.127830>>127834
>>127826
>Posting an unspoiler man-ass
>>127827
It's time to kill your cat lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127831>>127832
>>127828
yeah, i guess it does
> the pants that were once on my head are now around me hips.
what does this mean?
▶ 594216 (8) No.127832>>127841
>>127831
You remember I was wearing my pants as a hat yesterday? I'm now using them as pants
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127834>>127837 >>127840
>>127829
You do this every time you see a butt, smh. Do you have a fart fetish?
>>127830
It is spoilered by the bathing suit.
▶ 69be5f (5) No.127836>>127839 >>127842
>someone asks if I want to play a battlefield game
>say sure it'll be fun
>gets me to add him on Bongo Bongo Land
>he instantly goes lewd and sends dick picks
sad honestly
>>127826
pretty cute but with clothing I think it's a-okay on the hotpocket meter
▶ 474ced (47) No.127837>>127842
>>127834
>You do this every time you see a butt, smh. Do you have a fart fetish?
No. I just think it's funny and use it to bully Imperium lad smh
▶ 474ced (47) No.127839
>>127836
Wew. Did he know you're a lass or is he a homo? smh
▶ 594216 (8) No.127840>>127842
>>127834
And these tits are spoilered by a bra. I told you I'd kick up a fuss if you started pushing fag shit on us while Wess and dafty away.
>>127833
Morning lad
▶ f6b1e4 (128) No.127841
>>127832
oh, your sanity has been restored
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127842
>>127836
Modern mating rituals are very strange tbh.
>>127837
Ahh that's okay lad.
>>127840
I'm going to keep posting it until the board is restored to the way it used to be lad.
▶ a066a3 (40) No.127843
▶ bd9b15 (44) No.127844
>>127827
STOP keeping cats, they are desert animals.