794ef5 No.127838
1st for superior white women
e30f3e No.127845
e6521c No.127846
>>127835
>Iranian Radical Empire
Good.
c40b88 No.127847
>>127835
>Sweden: 550% Rise in Grenade Attacks
Jesus. Given how common they have been that's actually a lot.
>>(((Kissinger))): End of Islamic State Could Lead To ‘Iranian Radical Empire’
Now why would a Jew want ISIS to stay around? :thinking:
>>127838
What does SA mean when he posts this lass?
fed6ec No.127848
>>127841
Not quite lad, I'll never be able to escape my mania. But I certainly figured out how to wear a nice pair of pants.
Tbh I wish I could just walk around in pants.
>>127842
NO ONE except you and the other faggots likes the trap posting. It's not shitposting, it's your insidious breed of corruption posting. You're always trying to push boundaries and imply lewd shit. Are you trying to drag the rest of us down to your level?
f32c77 No.127849
>>127838
>white women
>superior at anything
e30f3e No.127850
>>127848
imagine the freedom
16997e No.127851
e6521c No.127852
>>127849
Superior at producing white children tbh
c40b88 No.127853
>>127851
>tfw unironically believed this for a while
>>127848
>Tbh I wish I could just walk around in pants.
What's stopping you, lad?
16997e No.127854
>>127839
probably both tbh
fed6ec No.127856
>>127850
It would be supreme. And if I ever wanted a gf I'd just walk down the street and show em my joocy lower body.
>>127853
Well for instance, at my last party I was walking around in my pants. One of the girls remarked my todger was staring at her, and frankly no one was taking me seriously. Also I look at womens girly parts a lot so there'd be the risk of getting a stiffy, at which point the police would be on my arse.
a6c746 No.127857
>>127851
I want to believe that's true.
16997e No.127858
>>127848
>NO ONE except you and the other faggots likes the trap posting. It's not shitposting, it's your insidious breed of corruption posting. You're always trying to push boundaries and imply lewd shit. Are you trying to drag the rest of us down to your level?
who are you lad? you seem to have come to the board quite recently. it's always been like this but you're trying to push it out
fed6ec No.127859
>>127858
stop trying to push this meme. If you don't remember me that's on you
c40b88 No.127860
>>127856
>Well for instance, at my last party I was walking around in my pants. One of the girls remarked my todger was staring at her, and frankly no one was taking me seriously. Also I look at womens girly parts a lot so there'd be the risk of getting a stiffy, at which point the police would be on my arse.
>tfw white men get arrested for having a stiffy
Pic related should be mandatory for white men tbh
>>127854
wew, a misogynistic terrorist homo
16997e No.127861
>>127859
there's clearly been a change in mood on the board in the past few months
if you used to post at the start then forgive me for my memory that's like a sieve
16997e No.127862
bla bla more serious meta bullshit talk on some stupid board who cares lmao
e30f3e No.127863
757e43 No.127864
>>127856
>Walks around in pants
Wtf lass
fed6ec No.127865
>>127861
>/\ of mood
a change of mood away from gayism? yep, a lot of the regular posters aren't a fan.
>used to post
yes
fed6ec No.127866
>>127864
It was a dare lad (well it was that time), there's always a reasonable explanation. The time before that there was a coffee spill
e30f3e No.127867
>>127864
have you never done that lad?
757e43 No.127868
>>127865
Tbh I don't like the gayism but that is pretty much how it's always been - I just hide most of the gayism posting. Let the natives have their bumfun tbh lad.
757e43 No.127869
>>127866
Hmmm
>>127867
Well yeah, when the situation called for it, but I wouldn't say it was a habit of mine, kek
16997e No.127870
>>127868
it's totally not gay but thanks lad
e30f3e No.127871
>>127869
gotta get naked to show off ya joocy bod lad
fed6ec No.127872
>>127868
I don't remember it being this gay the last time I posted here. Obviously I'm more than happy to filter the gayists, but it doesn't seem like I'm the only one that disapproves. While BO is doing a dorset, and while wess and dafty are away I'd prefer they didn't come back to shitshow.
>>127869
There's literally nothing wrong with walking around in ones pants. TBH.
757e43 No.127873
>>127870
All gayiststaff, or not, will still be hung during GOTR (gayists on the ropes)
>>127871
GOOD point
e30f3e No.127874
>>127870
why do you lie to yourself like this
fed6ec No.127875
>>127870
Tbh pemps you've fallen for the meme way too hard - not one to talk.
c40b88 No.127876
757e43 No.127877
>>127872
Its literally always been Graham Norton rather than Jeremy Clarkson.
>While everyone's away
Fuck em, it's their fault for holidaying without us.
c40b88 No.127878
16997e No.127879
>>127873
sounds good
>>127874
because I'm on a nazi forum lad
>>127875
maybe I was just hiding it before so I wouldn't get chastised
e30f3e No.127880
>>127879
lad you are just gay, admit it
757e43 No.127881
>>127879
Sorry lad, I'm just keeping up appearances.
a6c746 No.127885
>>127876
Yes please.
>>127879
You got a pink triangle?
757e43 No.127886
>>127883
Dude seems pint-worthy tbh
16997e No.127887
e30f3e No.127890
>>127883
>>127884
kek, what are these meant to be?
757e43 No.127892
16997e No.127893
>>127891
I like giant redwoods
e30f3e No.127894
c40b88 No.127895
>>127890
It's from a trans comic artist who's ironically redpilled
>when you're aware of reality but keep denying it
c40b88 No.127896
>>127892
>>127894
Thanks, lads. I hate spiders.
757e43 No.127897
c40b88 No.127898
>>127895
Probably seen it before
fed6ec No.127900
>>127877
Sad stuff tbh. I prefer this board to /brit/, it's a shame that it's full of actual gays.
>>127879
No you got gaslighted by Neo and 22st.
But it's like I always say: "They're your genetics not mine."
e30f3e No.127901
>>127895
haha what the fuck
16997e No.127902
>>127900
you don't know me lad
757e43 No.127903
>>127900
>Sad
It's not exactly hidden lad, but I do know what you mean
>Full of actual gays
Nothing on the internet is real lad, what does it matter? /Brit/ being so unironically christcucked is almost certainly covering for some homos. It's a far better experience if you believe everything is satire and irony.
757e43 No.127904
>>127902
*Refers to notes*
Neither do I come to think of it.
794ef5 No.127905
>>127851
>>127853
SA is just my senpai I swear…
>>127895
>>127898
>>127899
Wew, how can someone draw all these without realising they're a crackpot.
757e43 No.127906
:(
>tfw no reaction images on this phone
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
c40b88 No.127907
>>127905
I think he's realised it, lass
>>127906
Yeah that's one of the reasons I hate using a phone tbh.
Post last edited at
1483f4 No.127908
>>127906
Hard times
On a completely unrelated note, I really like my car btw
16997e No.127909
I wish I was better at irony tbh
757e43 No.127910
>>127907
I've got images from 2015 and 16 on this phone, kek
f32c77 No.127911
>>127910
>no activated almonds
what is he doing
757e43 No.127912
>>127908
The car in which you didn't commit any crimes in over the last 72 hours?
c40b88 No.127913
>>127909
Always been kind of hard online, lass
>>127910
Wew. don't they use a lot of space, lad?
757e43 No.127914
>>127913
Yeah, but uses less data than the cloud. I've got about 16gb on my other blower, only about 2gb on this.
1483f4 No.127915
>>127912
Exactly, the car that has not been used in any crime of any kind whilst in my possession.
a6c746 No.127916
>>127903
Nothing cucked about embracing Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, although I do doubt the sincerity of some on /brit/ especially SA/Neo.
794ef5 No.127917
>>127909
You are best at being you tbh.
>>127910
He looks surprisingly well-groomed for a successful video games man.
757e43 No.127918
>>127909
It's difficult to improve on perfection.
c40b88 No.127919
wew. wonder how common this is for trans people. Really common I suppose, similar to fat womyn body positivity.
>>127914
Wew that's really not much
>>127916
Why do you doubt SA, lad?
fed6ec No.127920
>>127891
>They cut down that grand oak
ahhhhh…
I'm not a primitivist but sometimes I wish I could at least see this island the way it was before we started deforesting it.
>>127902
I'm not judging you lad, just telling it how I see it.
>>127903
>/brit/
I have to disagree. They're all good boys on /brit/ they're just austically following the clearest path too them. I'd be happy to stomp there even with the Christianity stuff I just don't like the mods.
>nothing is real
I know what you're talking about, my method for happily netsurfing is similar. I refuse to believe that which clearly isn't irony or satire is just that. I might perhaps be a little attached to how things are though, I'll think about it.
1483f4 No.127921
>>127920
>They cut down that grand oak
that's a redwood lad
757e43 No.127922
>>127915
If it was used illicitly, which it won't be, then the engine and brake discs should be force cooled with a bucket of water so they don't feel hot if any law enforcement officer happened to be checking the vehicle on an unrelated matter.
fed6ec No.127924
>>127921
All trees are oaks tbh. Whatever a redwood is, it saddens me that it was cut down.
a6c746 No.127925
>>127919
>why do you doubt SA
Because.
c40b88 No.127926
>>127925
Bit too esoteric for me, lad
c40b88 No.127927
Poland 'will accept migrants from Europe - but not Africa or Middle East'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/837754/poland-migrants-europe-not-africa-middle-east-refugees-ukraine-libya
>In 2015, EU member states adopted a solidarity plan to relocate 160,000 asylum-seekers from refugee camps in Italy and Greece.
>The ruling party in Poland at the time, Civic Reform, agreed to take in 6,200 refugees.
>“Poland is open for migration. And last year for instance we issued 1,267,000 visas for Ukrainians. Half of these visas were work permits.
>“We are also open for migration not only from Ukraine but also from Belarus and other countries.
>“We do not want to participate in the mandatory process of relocation of migrants coming from the Middle East and Africa.
>“We do not want to implement the decision of the European Union taken in September of 2015.”
>In mid-June, the European Commission brought a lawsuit against Poland, Czech Republic and Hungary for refusing to accept refugees and violating EU legislation.
a6c746 No.127928
>>127924
>he hasn't been to Muir Woods
It's Endor lad.
e30f3e No.127929
757e43 No.127930
>>127917
Tbh it's all the blood smoothies.
>>127916
Kek, fair play.
>>127919
I guess not, but I only download sub 500kb pictures, most are sub 100kb.
>>127920
I like the /Brit/ lads quite a bit, helmers is a top lad. I only meant it to explain my thinking:
>Nothing is real
It doesn't even matter if it is, it can't possibly affect you.
>Think about it
In my opinion (you'll have to ask the others their opinions), objecting to individual gayist posts is fine.
16997e No.127931
c40b88 No.127932
Smh you're not that swarthy, lass. Smh
757e43 No.127933
>>127924
>All trees are oaks
???
fed6ec No.127934
>>127928
>ever going abroad
lad…
On a serious note I really want to visit that country because of all their wild woodland.
>>127930
I always like Helmers', BD, Steiner and Monarch tbh. There're a few I also tend to dislike. The only reason I don't post there is because I don't want to spend the majority of my time on imageboards.
757e43 No.127935
>>127932
*Tries to recall laugh emoticon from MSN*
:'(
fed6ec No.127936
>>127933
>He can tell the differences between trees
No one ever taught me how to identify trees
what do you want from me reeeeeeeeeeeeee
16997e No.127937
>>127932
drumpf is going to kill me lad please help
>>127935
best messaging platform
c40b88 No.127938
>>127937
You have to flee before they deport you, lass
>>127935
ahhh I miss those emoticons
fed6ec No.127939
*hits knuckle at bad angle*
Ahhhhhhhh I stg the things fractured ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a6c746 No.127940
>>127934
>wild woodland
Don't bother with Muir Woods then, it's full of tourists and very managed.
>>127936
Weren't you a good boy who was in the Scouts lad?
>>127935
I spent hours on MSN talking to a girl in my classes during secondary school until I called her friend fat. A girl has never properly liked me since. :-(
c40b88 No.127941
DON'T deport me or I'll kill myself
757e43 No.127942
c40b88 No.127943
>>127939
Fuck, lad. Punching things have always been risky.
794ef5 No.127944
>>127937
We won't let Gronald Graumpf get his little baby hands anywhere near you I promise.
757e43 No.127945
>>127940
>Talking to lasses on MSN messenger
[Nostalgia intensifies]
>Hey uk? X
>Gd thnx, u? X
>Same, wubu2 x
>nm, u? X
>Same x
>Brb parents in room x
>Kk x
Ahhhhhhh take me back
757e43 No.127946
>>127939
Bloody hell lad, hold something or where gloves tbh. Were you punching things that you shouldn't have been punching?
fed6ec No.127947
>>127940
Do people *actually* go scouts in this country? Or at all? I'm not sure i've ever know any scouts.
>>127942
One day I will know all the plants and their functions. One day.
>>127943
Ahhhhhhhhhhh but I like the feeling laddddddddddddd
>>127946
Just hard surfaces, walls and tiles and the like. I don't wear gloves because I enjoy the sensation smh.
Holding something? would that help?
I'm not sure when I did it but it's dented and oversized. Hurts when I apply pressure to the it's "summit".
c40b88 No.127948
>>127947
>Ahhhhhhhhhhh but I like the feeling laddddddddddddd
yeah
757e43 No.127949
*pretends it's 2004 and this is MSN*
757e43 No.127950
>>127947
>Hard surfaces
Wear gloves then you mongrel.
>Hold something
It won't help the front of your knuckles but it stops you dislocating them and stiffens your hand up. Do youths not carry clipper lighters during paggas in your area?
c40b88 No.127951
>>127947
ahhh at least punch something with a little give, lad
16997e No.127952
>>127938
lmao
>>127944
thank you lass, save me from the big bad meanie
>>127949
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh laddddddddddddddddddddddddd
1483f4 No.127954
>>127949
Where that rainbow text fam
16997e No.127955
*shows what song I'm listening to at the moment*
c40b88 No.127956
>>127955
wew. Is that an addon or something? Never had that
16997e No.127957
>>127956
yeah lad kek, look how cool I am
a6c746 No.127958
>>127945
Rather saucy with all those "x"s.
>>127947
Scouts is the last remnant of implicit British identity.
>>127949
You got cam? x
757e43 No.127961
>>127954
Reeeeeeeeeeeee it was cooler to be plain colours tbh, and have your halo position and clan in there somewhere
(-_-) Vanlad (-_0) <3(gfs name)<3 \/- M4D2004 Warthog Side Gunner -\/
>>127953
Ahhhhhhh
>>127952
LAD
fed6ec No.127962
>>127951
I'll start punching the local hooligans
>>127950
>wear gloves
I'll try my best lad. But if those tiles in the college toilets start looking at me funny again…
>stiffens hand ect
Interesting stuff
>youths
This areas too tame for any of that smh
>>127958
Well I didn't tbh. So naturally I also don't how to tie knots.
c40b88 No.127963
>>127957
ahhhh I was never cool
757e43 No.127965
>>127958
>Saucy
>Tfw she goes back to one 'x' from 3 and you know it's over
>Got cam
Soz bby parents in the room lol
>>127955
Based on the vast library of data I've collected on you, was it normally:
>Linkin Park
>Good Charlotte
>SOAD
>Nirvana
1483f4 No.127966
>>127950
>Do youths not carry clipper lighters during paggas in your area?
Can't you do the same with a roll of polos?
c40b88 No.127967
>>127964
>tfw no party is the party of whites anymore yet whites will keep voting for one
smh
16997e No.127968
>>127965
kek… add in some sonata arctica and dream theater and that's pretty accurate haha
757e43 No.127969
>>127962
>Try and wear gloves
At least wear fingerless work gloves tbh, should stop most damage
>College toilets
Surely it's better to write racially insensitive slogans on them?
>Stiffens hand
Better to use 15 pound coins rolled in a receipt, it also weights your hand.
598f3c No.127970
>>127964
Sounds about right
>>127968
Who /stilllikesSonataArctica/ here?
757e43 No.127971
>>127966
Yep, anything hard and tubular works. Polos can be used as a Kubotan, interestingly. so can a carpenters pencil.
16997e No.127972
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>127970
no bullies but I used to listen to this a lot
c40b88 No.127973
>>127969
tbh it's dangerous even with gloves. There's a reason boxers wrap their hands and wrists. It's probably why we instinctively wrestle people. At least I do
fd0fae No.127974
white women are superior at sucking my big black dick
xavier6196@icloud.com
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) c40b88 No.127975
Think I'll have a comfy shower tbh
16997e No.127976
>>127975
m-make sure to close the curtains
598f3c No.127977
>>127969
>fingerless gloves
I ought to buy some anyway tbh. Alright lad you've sold me.
>racially insensitive slogans
That would require me taking in pens smh
>£coinx15
*writes down for later use*
>>127971
>polos as a kubotan
that made me lol tbh
>>127972
Daannaaa my darlingggggg oh dannaaa my dearr
I also liked tallulah a lot, and my selene, and so on.
1483f4 No.127978
>>127971
And mechanical pencils? Some of them look like Kubotans already tbh.
*threatens you with year 8 shiv found in mum's drawer*
757e43 No.127979
>>127968
I missed green day from the obvious list
For bonus points, how about
>Audioslave
>Jimmy eat world
>Incubus
Unlikely but possible based on the previous
>Fall Out Boy
>MCR
>Enter Shikari
Ive got a fair idea of your subculture already, any esoteric bands from the era?
794ef5 No.127980
>>127964
He's just stating the obvious that US politics is racially polarized whether anyone wants to admit it or not. Minorities will cluster around the Democrats and only hold seats in shithole districts while Republicans hoover up the rest of the country because there's no alternative for white voters.
This still works in the jews' favor because the Republicans are frothing philosemitic zionists and most of their elected politicians are moderates with socially liberal and progressive views. 80% of the country will turn red but nothing will improve because Washington is already a one party state.
The only way things would improve is if right wingers were able to deselect bad Republicans from running in their seats.
>>127975
*watches you*
1483f4 No.127981
>>127979
Don't forget Bring Me the Horizon
f32c77 No.127982
16997e No.127983
>>127979
>>127981
I may or not have listened to music like that when I was young
757e43 No.127984
>>127978
Yeah lad but they're hard to explain, and classed as a weapon in some cases, whereas a pencil isn't.
>>127977
Kek it's true lad, you wouldn't want a tube of polos pressing into your upper chestbone nerve.
>>127973
True, you can easily fracture your wrist. At least gloves stop knuckle injuries for the most part.
757e43 No.127985
>>127981
Good call
>>127983
Kek excellent, so did I.
a6c746 No.127986
>>127983
What about Funeral for a Friend, Kids in Glass Houses, or You Me at Six?
>>127965
>posting nothing but song lyrics
>getting blocked by qt
Ah, good times indeed.
1483f4 No.127987
>>127985
>>127986
And howabout the dreaded… Panic! at the Disco?
757e43 No.127988
>>127986
>Posting carefully chosen angsty song lyrics to get her attention
>She immediately puts "<3 u chad" in her name
757e43 No.127989
>>127986
FfaF was around, yumi at 6 wasn't. STP, Korn, Rammstein, QotSA, Soundgarden…
>>127987
Ahhhhhhh stop lad that's too far
16997e No.127990
>>127985
goodlad tbh..
>>127986
you know it lad. so angsty back in those days.
757e43 No.127991
a6c746 No.127993
>>127987
>>127989
>>127990
I still listen to them all.
>>127988
I never posted song lyrics to my qt MSN gf, instead I was even more autistic and showed off my Mega Bloks skeleton pirates and other such things on my cam. she still liked me despite that and it took insulting her friend irl to get blocked
a40fed No.127996
snapchat Thot hasn't posted recently. it hurts my soul tbh
794ef5 No.127997
>>127995
Now that's what I call a gayist post.
598f3c No.128000
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
trips for mid 00s emo aesthetic
f32c77 No.128003
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598f3c No.128004
>>127996
>phone posting to boost myself into trips
nicceeeeeee
16997e No.128005
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>127993
I'll have to get some of their music again it's unironically good
>>127994
GOOD post
*pop punk intensifies*
>>128001
what music do you listen to, lass?
1483f4 No.128006
a6c746 No.128007
>>127999 (nee-nah nee-nah)
>>128000 (nice trips)
598f3c No.128008
>>127999
Nice trips brother anprim
757e43 No.128009
>>128004
You would have got the emergency services trips if you hadn't - instead you got imperium's reset trips.
1483f4 No.128011
>>128005
Emo pop punk was the soundtrack of the early 2000s
598f3c No.128012
>>128009
No matter. reset trips are better than no trips senior
16997e No.128013
oon a bit of a binge have to be honests
757e43 No.128014
I for one think naughties skater and emo-posting is 7.5/10 and wholeheartedly wish it continues
757e43 No.128015
>>128013
What sort? Be safe lax.
757e43 No.128016
>>128012
>No Trips senior
Is that No Trips junior's dad?
a6c746 No.128017
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
All these old songs want me to go back. Is it ok to message the girl I used to talk to on MSN even if I haven't seen/spoken to her in six years?
598f3c No.128018
>>128016
In a sense. He's only his step dad tbh
e30f3e No.128019
>>128017
yeah, it would be banter
757e43 No.128020
>>128017
Me3bth lad.
>Is it OK
Send her a zip file of 365 dick pics.
1483f4 No.128021
757e43 No.128022
*realises I can't edit things on this phone*
Can everybody pretend I've edited this to say "Talk to Vanlad", thanks.
598f3c No.128023
>>128022
haha, that was a nice edit vanlad
e30f3e No.128024
1483f4 No.128025
>>128022
*talks to you about drugs*
a6c746 No.128026
>>128019
>>128021
What do I say?
>>128020
I'm not doing that, I'm a good boy.
>>128022
You're welcome.
757e43 No.128027
>>128023
That's the spirit
>>128024
>>128025
Good lad, Frank knows fuck all.
>>128013
>>128015
Actually a bit concerned, plz answer.
598f3c No.128028
>>128026
>what do I say
"hey remember that time I convinced you to show me your tits on cam? haha, DAMN we were wild back then huh. So how are you?"
e30f3e No.128029
>>128026
Just pop up Like "hi". just act like you havent thought about it at all and just ask whats up
>>128027
havent really used it, is it really unreliable
a6c746 No.128030
>>128028
That never happened though. I'm a good boy.
757e43 No.128031
>>128026
It's perfect, thanks lad.
>Gud boi
Then send her a 2 terabyte dickpic on an external hard drive that she can keep
598f3c No.128032
>>128030
>being a good boy
Smh lad no one else is. You're losing competitivity
757e43 No.128033
>>128029
It's awful tbh lad, outdated and preachy, even the effects they list are wrong.
e30f3e No.128034
>>128033
smh, ask vanlad tbh
16997e No.128035
>>128011
>>128014
it was a really nice time tbh
>>128015
>>128027
sorry lad don't worry I'm experienced with this stuff
ate the whole script with some beer should really learn self control haha but I'm okay
757e43 No.128036
>>128032
Have you got Pembs on the forbidden app? Can you check he's not being a moron please lad? No dickscord on this phone smh
598f3c No.128037
>3 of my mangas have new chapters today
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
c40b88 No.128038
>>127980
>*watches you*
Good thing I was wearing my moral speedo to protect me from your lewd gaze.
>>127976
Always, but Neo must have a camera or something. smh
smh so much gayist music. I was only gone for a few minutes
c40b88 No.128039
16997e No.128040
>>128022
here you area lad
a6c746 No.128041
>>128032
>no one else is
They are at my CU.
757e43 No.128042
>>128035
Smh okay lad, are they vallies, temazepam, clonazepam, midazolam, or lorazepam? And are they little doses? You don't have to be specific but taking 28 1mg vallies is fine but taking 28 1mg clonazepams etc is not safe.
Bluelight.org
Erowid.org
Drugs-forum.com
>>128036
Ignore this then
598f3c No.128043
>>128036
>spoiler
what a nice lad you are vanlad lad
>>128039
Boku no hero academia, Masamune kun no revenge and OPM tbh. Nothing of any real quality but I like all of them. Especially OPM
>>128041
>CU
?????????
16997e No.128044
>>128036
what secret message groups are these you're talking about
lad i'm sorry you shouldn't be concerned I've had a bit of a life in that area
c40b88 No.128045
smh Sargon was right about identity politics
757e43 No.128046
>>128040
Ta lad, I like the minimalist style
f3f51d No.128047
>>128013
dont mug yourself lad
757e43 No.128048
>>128044
I'm not saying you haven't, it's easy to fuck up though.
T. had stomach pumped more than once
16997e No.128049
>>128038
ahhh it's no homo music! everyone listens to it!
>>128042
yeah it was only vallies lad so nothing bad can happen
:>links
well versed in them sadly
598f3c No.128050
757e43 No.128051
>>128049
Good lad, fair enough.
>Well versed in them
Good, everybody should be.
c40b88 No.128052
>>128049
>ahhh it's no homo music! everyone listens to it!
I never did, I swear.
>watches WoW PVP videos
>it has this music in it
>listens to those videos instead of the official ones
ahhhhhh I couldn't have known, lass
16997e No.128053
>>128047
what does that mean?
>>128048
oh that sounds harsh lad never had that. must have been rough smh.
>>128050
o ofc
a6c746 No.128054
>>128043
If you know, you know. Christian Union
c40b88 No.128055
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH CIVIC FENCER GOES TO FRANCE
757e43 No.128056
>>128053
It wasn't, took so many etizolams that I was forgetting I was on them and taking more, and drinking 24 cans at once because I'd forget I'd just opened on.
Just be careful lad.
1483f4 No.128057
>>128026
*revs up paint*
I'm bored and gonna make some edits for this.
16997e No.128058
>>128052
smh well I guess listening to that kinda music playing WoW still allows you into the cool club
>that time my friend tried to get me into lincoln park while playing runescape
oh the times
598f3c No.128059
>>128054
Ahhhhhh good stuff lad. The eternal good boy triumphs again. I'm afraid I probably won't see you on the other side
16997e No.128060
>>128056
> took so many etizolams that I was forgetting I was on them and taking more
jesus this sounds familiar. I just kept having more until there were none. I'll lay back on the booze though.
c40b88 No.128061
>>128058
smh the gayist propaganda is everywhere
16997e No.128062
>>128061
there's simply no stopping it
757e43 No.128063
>>128060
>Until they were gone
At least they're gone now, safer than having them around tbh.
>Ease off the booze
Glad to hear it. DONT take any stimulants.
757e43 No.128066
16997e No.128067
>>128063
god yeah I've always been really autist about stims for some reason, went to a gathering once where I thought it'd be a dude weed thing but then there were a bunch of speed heads offering it about, took some out of politeness but stuck it under the chair when they weren't looking smh
757e43 No.128069
>>128068
ITS A MASTERPIECE
e30f3e No.128070
>>128066
it's an anime thing
>>128068
thats pretty good but the l and an are too close together
16997e No.128071
>>128068
kek is it really legal to talk about them?
757e43 No.128072
>>128067
That's fair, I can never turn them down tbh. Have you never tried ecstasy then?
f3f51d No.128073
>>128071
As long as no one is encouraged to take any drugs,
1483f4 No.128074
>>128070
fuck, the letters are slightly out of alignment
>>128071
time for more edits
757e43 No.128075
>>128073
This tbh. It's fine as long as you arent condoning or encouraging it. Harm Reduction is the aim tbh.
a6c746 No.128076
>>128058
>Lincoln Park
You wot m8?
>>128059
Don't worry, you've got plenty of time to ensure that you do. You don't want to spend eternity with reprobates and Mormons do you?
>>128068
Nice. What about the website address and the logo though?
e30f3e No.128077
757e43 No.128078
>>128076
>Logo
Should be B.O.N.D
>Web address
Here?
16997e No.128079
>>128072
I can see the appeal but the horror stories just scared me stiff
at a festival I went to once before hikkidom I went with a friend and did a gram for 3 days in a row straight it was kind of fucked up , probably messed me up tbh
>>128076
b-benstead, is that you?
1483f4 No.128080
>>128076
>>128078
>website address and logo
I only have paint!
c40b88 No.128081
>>128066
Not sure if he's actually killed any titans himself yet. He's from Attack on Titan
757e43 No.128082
TODAY
Grand Opening of the Druidic Harm Reduction Squad, the community outreach arm of B.O.N.D
757e43 No.128083
>>128082
*Starts gofundme*
e6521c No.128084
>>127959
Is this a satirical clone? I could've sworn the originals were called Assigned Male.
a6c746 No.128085
>>128079
Yes No Maybe I don't know
Who is Benstead?
>>128080
I'm sure it can't be that hard if you try.
16997e No.128086
>>128085
noo you can't be him but did browse r9k years ago and knew him irl..
757e43 No.128087
>>128079
>Scared by the horror stories
You're fortunate then lad
>A g a day for 3days
Yeah that'll mess you up. Not tried coke?
c40b88 No.128088
>>128084
No that's another one. There are a lot of them.
e6521c No.128089
>>128088
>making multiple versions of your own comic that are all the same
wew
794ef5 No.128090
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>>128005
It's hard to say because I listen to a lot of different kinds of music. I should be really into it because I play multiple instruments and I can sing a bit but I sort of fell out of the habit of listening to music after going to college and studying it a few years ago. It's kind of depressing tbh.
16997e No.128091
>>128087
nah never but there was this total african wog trying to sell my mate some but I tried to convince him out of it for obvious reasons, got it in the end because I'm sure he believed they're just like us and all that..
757e43 No.128092
>>128085
>Talk to Frank about cocaine
>Cocaine has a bitter ‘chemical’ taste and smell.
Kek
f3f51d No.128093
>>128092
What's cocaine really like then
e6521c No.128094
>>128092
Is that not true? smh but a website named after a man told me it was.
598f3c No.128095
>>128076
>reprobates and mormons
That's yet to be seen I'm afraid. I'm still finding my path, and it's not necessarily one of God.
>>128079
>good bit of MD
you didn't have any fun?
757e43 No.128096
>>128093
Smells a tiny bit like hairspray or acetone normally. Tastes like rubber gloves.
c40b88 No.128097
>>128089
No I mean they are different authors.
a6c746 No.128098
>>128086
What became of Benstead?
>>128092
Isn't it like a dib-dab?
757e43 No.128099
>>128094
It is true but so vague it applies to nearly any powdered drug.
598f3c No.128100
>>128092
Frank's a cheeky little sight. Typical D.A.R.E.esque scare tactics made to look like friendly help. Not that it's bad advice, telling someone to avoid drugs. Very little in the way of hard reduction though.
757e43 No.128101
>>128098
Kek, yeah lad, exactly like a dibdab. *Sells you dibdab instead of shine*
e6521c No.128102
>>128082
>encouraging people to sniff Satan's talcum powder
smh
757e43 No.128103
>>128100
Yeah the sentiment is good, but most of the info is shallow even compared to Wikipedia.
757e43 No.128104
>>128102
>Encouraging
No lad, it's to inform and educate and potentially avoid life threatening situations through "unbiased" information.
757e43 No.128105
c40b88 No.128106
>>128105
*donates one dollar*
16997e No.128107
>>128095
it was nice but I definitely over did it, I didn't really connect with other people like you're supposed to
I'd have liked to hang around the only friend I knew who went there but he was a raving type above all so felt a bit alone at times tbh, based introverts
>>128090
oh wow I never knew you studied music or played lass, what instruments? you should try and get back into it!
I enjoy that song, guess you were a bit of an emo as well
>>128098
I'm not sure lad but I'm sure he still hangs around pembs he's the lad who introduced me to linkoln park on runescape
e6521c No.128108
>>128105
You probably could tbh, there are already charities out there dealing in giving da youf the facts about drugs right?
>be a child
>go to school
>they've got in a man who lives in a van and claims to be a druid to talk to us about drugs
f3f51d No.128110
>>128105
YOU CAN'T TAX WHAT ALREADY DOESN'T PAY TAX
a6c746 No.128112
>>128105
You better not be doing anything dodgy.
>>128107
>Linkoln Park
You joshing around? It's Linkin Park.
16997e No.128114
>>128112
t'was a typo m'lady
e30f3e No.128115
>>128111
never ever
>>128113
kek, i think i hate stef
e6521c No.128116
>>128111
I remember the one on the right. Didn't know there were multiple authors though.
c40b88 No.128117
c40b88 No.128118
>>128116
You get that it's not the same comic, right?
e30f3e No.128119
>>128117
no clue i just like it
e6521c No.128120
>>128118
I don't. Why does it use the same characters?
c40b88 No.128121
>>128115
>kek, i think i hate stef
WHY SHOULD THE GREATEST PHILOSOPHER OF ALL TIME CARE?
a6c746 No.128122
c40b88 No.128124
>>128120
It's not the same characters, lad
a6c746 No.128125
>>128123
Looks like a nice typical Evangelical Yank church service.
e30f3e No.128126
>>128121
Ahhhh, sorry based philospher
>>128122
i wasnt making an argument you are correct
c40b88 No.128127
>>128123
The world was so much better. I hope Sam can make it again before he kills himself.
794ef5 No.128128
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>>128107
I've got three acoustic guitars, two electric guitars and one classical guitar and I'm trying to pick up keyboard because I want to use composing software at some point.
I hope my enthusiasm for it comes back soon. Having to scrutinize music, strip it apart and then write essays about what it contained really took the magic out of it.
16997e No.128129
>it's a get off the chair and fall all over the place episode
f3f51d No.128130
e6521c No.128131
>>128124
Oh shit you're right. Is confusing one tranny for another a microagression?
c40b88 No.128132
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WEW
Nips sure likes pandering. I suppose there's nothing wrong with that
757e43 No.128133
>>128106
*costs me 90p to change the dollar into 79p*
>>128108
>Go to schools to talk about being a moron
By the gods I actually think you're onto something
>Get to visit my old schools
>Make some teachers feel bad about not teaching me properly
>Talk to qt teaching assistant lasses
*Enquires with talk to frank about this*
>>128110
I always pay tax lad, if I didn't pay tax on some specific income then it probably didn't happen, as I always pay my tax.
>>128112
*Asks for £800k because I spent the last £1.2million on giving black teenagers weed money and lobbying MPs for more money*
e30f3e No.128134
>>128129
Lad are you sure you got this?
598f3c No.128136
>>128124
>be teen male
>be weak and uninteresting incel
>create tranny mind prison to give yourself a purpose
>progressively stake more into your artificial personality(/subfetish) until you finally come to the conclusion you must lop it off because THATS why youre sad
>finally lop it off and achieve gender euphoria
>for all of 2 minutes
>still sad and no benis
Trannys are funny tbh. I wonder what we'd do to them in a kinder society
757e43 No.128137
>>128129
Well played tbh. I have to do the astronaut walk or Theresas power stance after 6 pints in a row.
f3f51d No.128138
>>128136
> I wonder what we'd do to them in a kinder society
Prick them with test
16997e No.128139
>>128128
that's great, we should have a comfy duet some time
I know what you mean about the theory, music from the soul shouldn't be about that, but it's necessary to create classical masterpieces. just pick up a guitar and have a fiddle about with it lass, play songs that you like, don't bother about all of that stupid long-winded stuff
>>128130
>>128134
haha I'm fine lads I've been worse
757e43 No.128140
>>128134
If shes still typing it's all good tbh, somebody probably turned the gravity up.
c40b88 No.128141
>>128129
W-what?
>>128131
Are you saying all trannies look the same, lad….? That is a miceoagression
>>128136
A kinder society definitely wouldn't lop it off smh.
16997e No.128142
but when I swallow it keeps going up my nose and coming down again? that's really weird please stop
757e43 No.128143
>>128136
>Still sad
>No benis
:'(
c40b88 No.128144
>>128135
I don't get it. I must be a dumb womyn
16997e No.128145
>>128137
kek have to keep that stance wide
757e43 No.128146
>>128142
Dysphagia
>Dysphagia as a side effect of medication. Medications that affect the smooth … Diazepam (Valium). Lorazepam (Ativan). Narcotics-
598f3c No.128147
>>128133
One day I'm gonna specialise in tax law tbh. I wanna dodge em all
>>128135
That one has me smiling tbh.
>>128138
I want some too tbh
e6521c No.128148
>>128139
>go to school for x years
>that included music lessons
>never learned any music
I'm pretty resentful about this tbh, I really wish I'd been taught how to play something. I did have violin lessons briefly in primary school but then they stopped for some reason. I didn't even learn any theory. What the fuck were we doing in all those lessons?
757e43 No.128149
>>128145
Until you fall on your face by trying to walk normally while fully-powerstanced up.
1483f4 No.128150
>>128139
>tfw you'll never go back to year 10
>tfw you'll never read Lain fan theories and the wiki whilst pretending to be doing drama coursework
>tfw you'll never listen to all of Duvet and the SEL OST whilst chatting with your mate about going to abandoned houses and breweries.
That album cover hit too close ngl.
757e43 No.128151
>>128147
No lad, tax evasion aka dodging is illegal, whereas tax avoidance is legal.
598f3c No.128152
>>128151
Ah pardon me. I want to avoid* them all
c40b88 No.128153
>>128148
>tfw only kids that got to play are the kids that played music outside of school
smh
c40b88 No.128154
>>128142
Are you upside down, lass?
598f3c No.128155
>>128150
>tfw youll never go back to year 10
>tfw you'll never throw chairs at you mates while the teachers out
>tfw you'll never bully the autistic kids
e6521c No.128156
>>128153
I remember that I did have to learn how to draw that funky symbol that appears at the start of sheet music. A real education.
a6c746 No.128157
>>128135
Look at me everybody, I'm coding too. :3
e30f3e No.128158
>>128155
lad me and my mates had chari fights aswell, well they were more like chair jousts
757e43 No.128159
>>128152
>Scraper & Dodge: VAT and Income Tax Accountants
>Novatime Book-keeping
16997e No.128160
>>128148
music lessons were dreadful, the first teacher I who tried to teach us in mostly welsh but we didnt know what she was saying had used to say how every single lesson was a "shambles" (mostly from the couple of kids playing DJ effects on the keyboards all lessons which was pretty hilarious tbf) till she quit and we got a laid bad really cool teacher…. until some cunt started putting drawing pins in his coffee, then he got a bit mean. music was just a bad subject in comps tbh.
>>128149
kek
>>128150
ahh lad didn't mean to bring up those feels
757e43 No.128161
>>128157
Calm down bill gates
1483f4 No.128163
>>128155
Did you ever throw tissue packets at each other? If you didn't open them and had a proper windup, they made a satisfying smack and we'd spend breaks diving around tables dodging and throwing tissue packs.
a40fed No.128165
>>128158
top lad, i hope you were the chair champ.
tbh chairs were great props for any variety of innocent fun
757e43 No.128168
>>128155
>>128158
>Ywn kick off at being shouted at without the threat of violence again
>Ywn tie your school jumper over your face and go on a rampage with the lads again
>Ywn again ride your moped to school and go out at lunch
>ywn go on a school trip and sit next to a pretty lass on the coach again
757e43 No.128169
>>128163
We had a thing where everybody (not me) spat in a cup and then threw the cup at year 8s
c40b88 No.128170
>>128168
ahhhhhh I wish I was a rebel.
>tfw the same people who told you how bad bullying is was endeared by the rebellious bullies and probably don't even remember your name but they remember the bully's name
16997e No.128171
>>128146
that's for this info btw
1483f4 No.128172
>>128169
hahaha fucking hell
16997e No.128173
e6521c No.128174
>>128170
she wanted the bully's d tbh
e30f3e No.128175
>>128168
sounds like you had a good time of it
>>128169
kek, the younger years got bulliued so hard at our school aswell
c40b88 No.128176
>>128174
they all do smh, even the male teachers
a6c746 No.128177
>>128169
We had a game where you would push each other into wogs and scored points based on what type of wog they were.
c40b88 No.128178
757e43 No.128179
>>128170
Ahhhhhhh lad I cheated at being a rebel tbh, it didn't come naturally.
e6521c No.128180
>>128177
wew. I guess I'm lucky I didn't go to a school with enough wogs that such a game would be viable.
e30f3e No.128181
>>128178
they are generally shit people tbh
757e43 No.128182
>>128177
>Having so many wogs that each type gets points values
Haha greater London or Birmingham detected
757e43 No.128184
>>128175
It was much better than that but I don't want to be a one upper.
c40b88 No.128185
The only good teacher was the lad who encouraged me to be a bullyat the time I hated him for it and didn't understand it. I get it now. ahhhhhhhhguess it wasn't encouraging me to be a bully, but to be a rebel. He told me it was great I had been a naughty boy in class.saddest part was that I hadn't even been a naughty boy and I was accused of something I hadn't done ahhh
>>128179
so many of them told me what a good boy I was, why would I change or cheat to get into trouble? How did you cheat, lad?
>>128181
Yeah. Bar has definitely been lowered over the years too and I can only see it getting worse.
757e43 No.128186
>>128175
And btw shrops theory on your recent shenanigans is both upsetting and worthy of respect in equal measure
a6c746 No.128187
>>128180
There were a handful in each year at most, although the school is infested with them now.
>>128182
As if I'm going to confirm or deny that, GCHQ.
e30f3e No.128188
>>128183
based
>>128184
jelly
>>128185
i dont really doubt it will.
>>128186
thanks lad, i think his theory is probably correctstill though if i could go back in time i dont know if i would do the same thing
757e43 No.128189
>>128185
>So many told you you were a good boy
Iktf lad
>Took year 6 maths SATs in year 2
>In headmasters maths class with kids from years 2-7 for the whole time
Etc
>How did I cheat
I didn't find high school difficult so I had time to bunk and smoke and stuff, and it never mattered if I got suspended, so I just punched anybody and everybody and got involved in the teacher harassment. Sad that that was enough to make me "cool".
757e43 No.128190
>>128187
Curses he's blown my cover
*Flees*
c40b88 No.128191
>>128189
>I didn't find high school difficult so I had time to bunk and smoke and stuff, and it never mattered if I got suspended, so I just punched anybody and everybody and got involved in the teacher harassment. Sad that that was enough to make me "cool".
Top kek. Sounds like my brother
c40b88 No.128193
>we need more wog teachers to represent the country's demographics
>the vast majority being female is fine though
757e43 No.128195
>>128188
>Do it differently
If you had done it, you'd probably feel guilty as heck. Had a few questionable liaisons, doesn't feel the same tbh. Also the suspected consequence of you not doing it will probably not last long anyway. Chemical romances are as fragile as the crystals you take to form them, and are best avoided.
c40b88 No.128196
>>128194
>Jesus in the cup
TOP KEK
16997e No.128197
>>128185
aww lad….
>tfw that one English teacher that saw such promise in me in the early years but as I got less interested in school he called me bone idol but tried to save me by moving me up to set 1 because he thought I was still smart but I couldn't understand the work at all, mostly shakespearean stuff, I just couldn't understand the dialect and couldn't do anything
he had a good heart but I was too far gone by then
757e43 No.128198
>>128191
I genuinely think your brother is a welsh me tbh.
f3f51d No.128199
>>128198
Would you shack up with a single mother?
c40b88 No.128200
>>128198
Yeah was going to say. wew
>>128197
Ahhhh, lass.
Our saviours didn't find us until it was too late smh
>tfw the teachers that said I was a good boy all immediately turned on me and hated me once I stood up to a bully
I swear they live to destroy men smh
e30f3e No.128201
>>128195
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHlad its slightly different to that, there are things outside of the pills that change the scenario slightlyyou guys have the event right but there is a bigger picture
16997e No.128202
>>128200
such double standards… sad..
e6521c No.128203
>>128193
Looks equal to me, lad.
757e43 No.128204
>>128197
He sounds really alright tbh. Shame it didn't help, hopefully you werent scared off from stuff written by dead old dudes.
>the Year 6 teacher that got me into old sci-fi by lending me Arthur c Clarke books and reading the rubbish fiction I'd written
>Tfw saw him on a train on my my 15th birthday and he gave me a tenner that I spent on weed
>>128199
I have done, and then her 4yo daughter called me dad so I legged it asap. Also lived with a single mother for a bit, ended badly due to her mood swings an my frequent immorality.
>>128200
Kek, that means he has the capacity to be an angry nativist and possibly even a druid.
16997e No.128207
>>128204
damn lad if that's not a testament to modern Britain I don'know what is
23daa4 No.128208
>>128201
Fair enough lad, though there isn't much that could affect the correctness of your decision if we have the event correct. Hope you can explain it fully one day.
c40b88 No.128209
>>128203
>the roastie holocaust
I can't wait
23daa4 No.128211
4f31ab No.128212
1483f4 No.128213
23daa4 No.128215
>>128207
*Would post a druid edit of the 'quintessentially British' paki bake off hijab woman but its beyond my current hardware capabilities*
e30f3e No.128216
4f31ab No.128217
>>128211
Lad. I ordered what I thought was some mispriced Molens de Kralingse from snuffstore.co.uk (who I find are prone to mispricing things). 50g for 73p, ‘white pepper spice’, sounds nice…. turns out it’s actually just white pepper
>>128213
Got to fly it.
>>128214
Morning.
>>128216
lad
c40b88 No.128218
c40b88 No.128219
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Apparently /pol/ caused a lot of outrage in the Norwegian media by shitting on this disgusting pro-cheating pro-mixing music video.
c40b88 No.128220
Aww MW is so sad that youtube might take away his life's work and his way of making money.
794ef5 No.128221
>>128220
How is he going to afford his coca cola habit now?
f3f51d No.128222
>>128221
stealing it from B&M bargains
4f31ab No.128223
>>128220
But he is a (((featured creator))) on Hatreon now. He will probably end up with more a month in the long run.
598f3c No.128224
>>128159
My hero. cheers lad
>>128163
Tissue packets? Like for blowing your nose?
We didn't tbh. They locked classrooms after lessons so my and mine mostly played tag. I ruined many sets of trousers on that cruel tarmac.
>>128168
>ywn throw pencils at the clueless kid for the entire school year
>ywn make fake rollies and act like a cool kid all lesson with a phat dooby in your mouth
>ynw argue with and tease that pretty lassie because you don't know how to flirt
>>128185
>that teacher
Man that guy sounds like a fucking hero
23daa4 No.128225
>>128217
Kek lad they misprice all the time, got 30g of super kailash for 0.07p.
>White pepper spice
I think the euros call flavouring 'spice', maybe it's a mixer?
>50g for 70p
You could shovel it in at that price
4f31ab No.128226
>>128224
>>ynw argue with and tease that pretty lassie because you don't know how to flirt
Laaaaaaaaaad. I did that, smh
c40b88 No.128227
>>128221
Maybe Dickie Spencer will invite him to more conferences and pay him in coca cola?
>>128223
Why did they call it hatreon and not hatereon? Also stupid name tbh because people won't get that it's ironic smh
>>128224
>Man that guy sounds like a fucking hero
he was tbh, but it was too late. He was also my first male teacher.
1483f4 No.128229
>>128224
If you lobbed one of these little devils hard enough it made a great sound.
598f3c No.128230
>>128226
It was a real shame. I ended up never getting with my one, idk about you.
I remember playing eye games with her in year nine but I assumed she was fucking around because I was "unpopular" at the time. Then when I ended up "becoming popular" she was on and off w/ different boyfriends, and we weren't friends outside of lessons so I never made a move. We had some good chemistry too
23daa4 No.128231
>>128224
>Ywn throw dictionaries at the awkward kids in Spanish while the exchange teacher goes off on one in dagospeak
>Ywn skin up in your bag on the table while the lads distract the teacher
>Ywn bring a lockjiggler to school to break into the room where they stored the confiscated hoodies
>Ywn attend an under 18s night at a club again
4f31ab No.128232
>>128225
No, due to (((EU))) regulations they had to stop milling tobacco, now they just grind spices. It’s literally just pepper, although I did order some African snuffs along with it so it’s not to bad.
>>128227
>Why did they call it hatreon
idk, it's daft.
c40b88 No.128233
>ywn fall in love with every girl that is nice to you again
598f3c No.128234
>>128227
It best teachers are always male teachers. I've had a lot of shit male teachers, but I'd never be able to relate with the pleasant female ones. Our new maths teacher in year 11 was the only reason I managed to pass maths, top lad.
>>128229
Well guess what you're getting in the face whenever I eventually see you
23daa4 No.128235
>johnny Vaughn unironically claiming brexit is a Russian plot
23daa4 No.128236
4f31ab No.128237
>>128230
>idk about you.
No I never did. Tbh I was a total coward when it came to women waaaaay past school. I’d probably still be a virgin if women hadn’t have literally spelled out to me that they wanted to have sex with me. Smh
4f31ab No.128238
>>128236
NTSU Black (the one that has an overwhelming aroma of ammonia) & Taxi Red. I also got a couple of tins of McChrystals original, one of my favourites.
23daa4 No.128240
>>128234
>Best teachers are always male
Dunno lad in my experience it's about 70/30, I had a few good female teachers, especially at first and middle. And a dyke student PE teacher who got me into cricket.
598f3c No.128241
>>128231
>ywn wear your uniform improperly in a gesture of rebellion
>ywn thoroughly raise hell whenever there's a new substitute teacher
>ywn steal all the paperclips and make a chain
>>128233
I did that once. Good times.
>>128237
>spelled it out
Lad you must be quite the looker. Girls don't tend to do that in my experience
23daa4 No.128242
>>128238
I like taxi red, got 2 types of NTSU in my basket for next time. What's it like in comparison to taxi?
I got Berwick Brown by Toque and Viking Dark and Brown last time, really enjoying them all tbh.
598f3c No.128243
>>128240
In fairness, I did like *most* of the female teachers. They were usually nice. But I feel like they couldn't relate to the fact that you had hormones flowing through you and didn't give a shit. A few of the male ones did though
23daa4 No.128244
>>128233
>Tfw you're crushing hard and everything looks different
a6c746 No.128245
>>128239
>being transgender means dressing in the clothes of the opposite sex
How will eunuchs survive this?
>>128233
I still do that though. I think I need help because I also imagine where I will take her, how I would propose, and what our children would look like.
23daa4 No.128246
*paging Pembs*
Did you died?
c40b88 No.128248
>>128246
probably fell asleep tbh, woke up late yesterday and was up all night
23daa4 No.128249
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>128247
Tbh
>>128248
Okay thanks lad.
4f31ab No.128250
>>128241
>Lad you must be quite the looker. Girls don't tend to do that in my experience
I think I am pretty average looking, it doesn’t happen very often. If I am approached totally cold (which has only happened VERY rarely) I always fuck it up by being a sperg.
>>128242
>What's it like in comparison to taxi?
Similar grind, slightly less power but NTSU’s back ammonia scent cannot be overstated. It is unique.
>Berwick Brown by Toque and Viking Dark and Brown
I haven’t tried either of those but will on your recommendation tbh. I like Viking’s ‘Spear’ which is like Eucryl Toothpowder.
23daa4 No.128253
>>128250
I'll definitely try them then, I like the rough and raw at style. Also Bernard Virginie is really good, have you tried that?
4f31ab No.128254
>Phone keeps vibrating at random
GCHQ DO NOT BULLY ME
c40b88 No.128255
>>128249
top kek why?
>>128254
maybe you're getting messages in a program you're not aware of?
23daa4 No.128256
>>128255
Just checking if he'd died, as part of my charities work.
4f31ab No.128257
>>128253
>Bernard Virginie
I have not tried it.
Have you tried one yet that you totally hated and refused to finish? I have a jar of Bohica by FUBAR that is to painful to use.
>>128255
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Are you suggesting that I might be a sleeper agent. Some sort of MKUltra person? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
c40b88 No.128258
>>128257
>Are you suggesting that I might be a sleeper agent. Some sort of MKUltra person? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Yeah, lad.
Kek, just thought of it since sometimes I have my internet on my phone on and I get messages in Bongo Bongo Land smh
598f3c No.128259
>>128250
Fair enough. Still impressive though, I don't think me or any of my lads have ever had a girlie walk up to them and ask for a shag.
>>128249
Did he break it?
4f31ab No.128260
>>128258
Lad, you were correct. I was getting a phone call from someone via WhatsApp. Ta.
598f3c No.128261
I ate way too much food lads
1483f4 No.128262
23daa4 No.128263
>>128257
Its worth a go lad, it mixes very well with coarse and dry stuff like Walter Scott, and good on its own.
>Refused to finish
A few tbh - super chetak, 6photo chocolate, gawiths honey, Wilson's whisky, i think I dont like light dry fine snuffs.
>Fubar
Been thinking about trying some, but they seem like memies. What flavour is bohica?
23daa4 No.128264
>>128259
No he needed 2 bits half the size of a board.
c40b88 No.128266
>>128262
Thank God I'm not a male or Australian tbh.
c40b88 No.128267
23daa4 No.128268
>>128261
Based food surplus
1483f4 No.128269
23daa4 No.128270
>>128269
22st is a trans man, it all makes sense now
c40b88 No.128271
>>128269
>>128267
whale rooo those are whale lice in the image I posted
f3f51d No.128272
>>128271
i thought you were a beachmaster
4f31ab No.128273
>>128262
That was one of the first headlines I saw this morning, it made me instantly cross. Almost everything in the ocean is a carnivore.
>>128263
>but they seem like memies.
Most are good, the strength is a meme. Medic is one of my preferred menthols, it isn’t even that strong.
>What flavour is bohica?
It is chili, and using it is identical to rubbing fresh chili pepper into your nose. It just hurts, nothing pleasant about it at all. I got it out and had the lads try it the last time we had game night at mine. It nearly gave one of the lads an Asthma attack, he was in an absolute state. Very amusing.
c40b88 No.128274
>>128272
I am. I like it on the beach, but I hate swimming in the ocean.
23daa4 No.128275
>>128273
>Getting cross at marine carnivores
Kek
>Strength is a meme
Seems common tbh, I got some 41 photo white elephant which just hurts too.
>Chili flavour
I'll avoid that then, I hate chili. But spiking the lads sounds good, kek.
>Mentholated
Is it better than 6photo no6?
598f3c No.128276
>>128268
Long may it reign
287c01 No.128277
>>128199
wots that white fella doin with those chinky lasses?
23daa4 No.128278
>>128276
But rationing opens up options for the black market.
23daa4 No.128279
>>128277
Saving the white race
c40b88 No.128280
287c01 No.128281
>>128279
is that his child?
f3f51d No.128282
>>128277
I think it's his wife and daughters
794ef5 No.128285
>>128251
Astolfo's fame grows.
>>128282
Nice, he has a son.
4f31ab No.128286
>>128274
>but I hate swimming in the ocean.
What lurks below? I don’t know how this does not bother people. You are in a foreign environment without borders that houses literal beasties.
>>128275
>Is it better than 6photo no6?
I have not tried that. I tried a Namibian menthol which was produced by Swedish Match once but cannot remember it's name. It was supreme.
598f3c No.128288
My remainer parents tell me that the polish are leaving. I don't believe this but I assume they saw it in news article. Anything to this claim lads? I'd be happy to see them go.
>>128278
Blackmarkets are fun. I'd take a food deficit if it meant less sugar-syrup and processed foods
f3f51d No.128289
>>128285
>Nice, he has a son.
The son will turn out fine
23daa4 No.128290
>>128288
>Food crisis sparks a resurgence in the cottage industry of native run lemonade stands with real sugar
I'm fine with this
e30f3e No.128291
>>128288
>Anything to this claim lads?
not heard anything of the sort tbh
23daa4 No.128292
>>128289
He will be a man of supreme gentleness
794ef5 No.128293
>>128289
I'm glad you aren't advocating euthanasia for hafu boys anymore lad. If you want to marry a chinky then you have to accept the possibility of having a son.
c40b88 No.128294
>>128286
>What lurks below? I don’t know how this does not bother people. You are in a foreign environment without borders that houses literal beasties.
Exactly, lad. As a kid I thought the bath was a portal to the cold ocean and I was always afraid an orca or shark would eat me smh. Somehow I was safe until I had to get out though, so when I was getting out I'd have to do it fast not to get caught smh
23daa4 No.128295
>>128288
>The polish are leaving
Which polish?
1) temporary workers
2) long term visa holders
3) British "citizens"
4) Illegals
598f3c No.128296
>>128286
>What lurks below? I don’t know how this does not bother people. You are in a foreign environment without borders that houses literal beasties.
That's precisely why I like it tbh, opposed to bothering.
>>128290
I'm certain that we will eventually return to LOCAL living in my life time. can't wait for lemonade stands tbh.
>>128291
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I want to replace them with robots already
23daa4 No.128297
>>128296
>Wanting robot replacement
I hope that's ironic lad
e30f3e No.128298
>>128296
atleast poles arnt brown
598f3c No.128299
>>128295
Not sure. It came up when I made a joke about them stealing fruit picker jobs. So 1&4?
f3f51d No.128300
>>128293
>I'm glad you aren't advocating euthanasia for hafu boys anymore lad. If you want to marry a chinky then you have to accept the possibility of having a son.
Whenever you make a post like this I cannot tell whether you're being venomous and sardonic, or genuinely nice.
23daa4 No.128301
>>128299
That's good then, try to find a source that's not word of mouth tbh.
4f31ab No.128302
>>128288
>Anything to this claim lads?
Impossible to tell, I wouldn’t even trust official data on the matter at this point.
>>128294
>As a kid I thought the bath was a portal to the cold ocean and I was always afraid an orca or shark would eat me smh.
Thats cute, lad.
>>128296
>That's precisely why I like it tbh
That's what my Mummy says. Mad! You could get bitten by a giant eel!!!
794ef5 No.128303
>>128300
I am trying to be nice lad, hafu boys are not for bullying.
23daa4 No.128304
>>128303
They are indeed for bullying unless they are Harold and Kumar tier.
c40b88 No.128305
>>128304
>radicalising hafus
lad
4f31ab No.128306
*gets chased by a giant creb*
a6c746 No.128307
>>128303
That's only because they're already on the edge and are likely to snap any minute, killing themselves or others.
e30f3e No.128308
>>128306
god those things are the stuff of nightmares
23daa4 No.128309
>>128305
>Not helping their development with natural bullying the same as everybody else
Bit racist lad
794ef5 No.128310
*careful racism in the chat*
>>128304
LAD NO
598f3c No.128311
>>128301
>The burden of answering my own question falls upon myself
shieeeeeet
>>128302
>impossible to tell
Aye. I really wanted to believe it was true though. I'd love it if they actually left due to the "xenophobia".
>giant eel
And while it would be a damned shame if I was killed by a big ass eel, it would also be pretty cool.
23daa4 No.128312
>>128306
>>128308
Reeeeeeeeeeeee half-life was terrifying tbh
c40b88 No.128313
smh where have the real men gone
598f3c No.128314
>>128297
Unironic. Technology will ultimately be the thing that reforests this country. Additionally we need to stay competitive to maintain supremaxy over the foreigners.
>>128298
They're brown to me tbh.
4f31ab No.128315
>>128308
>>128312
*wrassles with it*
23daa4 No.128316
>>128311
>Shrop wanted us to do his due diligence for him
Tut tut lad.
>Death by eel
Pretty sweet tbh
e30f3e No.128317
>>128312
terrifying
>>128314
smh, i see what you mean
>>128315
he's a big guy
c40b88 No.128318
>>128306
>>128315
Those lanklets are just begging to get their legs snapped
4f31ab No.128319
>>128313
>Young men were duped into fighting for International Jewry and won
>Why have young men become soya breasted ultra compliant goyim?
Total mystery.
23daa4 No.128320
>>128318
Good crab-fighting strategy - endure a few claw snaps to get in close and then fold some limbs up
c40b88 No.128321
>Nazis back in the day
>Nazis today
794ef5 No.128324
STOP posting long-legged crabs, it's one of my phobias.
4f31ab No.128325
>>128317
for you
>>128318
*Lives for 160 years*
c40b88 No.128326
Varg commented on the latest pro-mixing propaganda in Norway
>Everyone gets as deserved
what did he mean by this?
4f31ab No.128327
>>128323
He needs to be careful; they state will try and steal his children.
598f3c No.128328
>>128316
>getting tutted at
Truly I have found myself in the fell clutch of circumstance.
>won't be killed by sea behemoth
why even live
4f31ab No.128329
4f31ab No.128330
>>128326
I guess he is implying she will be beaten or end up a single mother.
c40b88 No.128331
>>128324
What about regular crabs?
f3f51d No.128332
>>128326
burn the coal pay the toll
e30f3e No.128333
>>128323
kek, not a very clever awnser
598f3c No.128335
>>128326
He's probably saying that people who fall for this shit get what they get.
Possibly a few other similar sentiments. Essentially she's saying that people reap what they sow in regards to immigrants and mixing
794ef5 No.128336
>>128331
Not nearly as bad.
>>128334
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
e30f3e No.128337
>>128334
for a second i thought that man was supposedly 8' tall
4f31ab No.128338
>>128331
>tfw the only thing that swarms our clay are angry Saracens.
I wouldn’t mind millions of crabs passing through, it’d be neat.
598f3c No.128339
>>128331
>man crushed in crab stampede
23daa4 No.128340
>>128336
>Being scared of nature
c40b88 No.128342
Thought the crab kaiju looked cool tbh
794ef5 No.128343
>>128340
It's just the way they look and move.
>>128341
ARE YOU TESTING ME SATAN
c40b88 No.128344
>youtube notifications
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
c40b88 No.128345
>>128343
Lass they move and look like lanklets. Are you scared of lanklets?
1483f4 No.128346
>>128344
>leaving that many
23daa4 No.128348
>>128344
>1066
NORMANS OUT, VIKINGS FUCK ORF
e30f3e No.128349
>>128344
NORMANS MORE LIKE NORMIES
23daa4 No.128350
c40b88 No.128351
>>128346
how do I check them again?
e30f3e No.128352
>>128347
>>128350
wew you really like crabs dont you
a6c746 No.128353
>>128350
I heard some fille de joie will give you crabs if you ask nicely.
23daa4 No.128354
>>128352
I'm torn between crabs and lobsters for best crustacean. Crabs look cooler but there's a pistol-lobster that's sick af.
23daa4 No.128356
e30f3e No.128358
>>128354
i think crabs take the lead by a couple centimeters
23daa4 No.128361
>>128360
U wot m8
>>128358
Dat sideways walk is gangster af yo
23daa4 No.128363
>>128359
Is this a dune sandworm?
e30f3e No.128365
>>128360
ah, lad good shout
>>128361
crabs are the thugs of the animal kingdom (apart from niggers)
a6c746 No.128366
>>128359
Obviously it's ironic, it doesn't have nipples.
287c01 No.128368
>>128357
It's Chinese food m8
c40b88 No.128369
>>128363
I think this is closer to a dune sandworm
e6521c No.128370
>>128243
>I feel like they couldn't relate to the fact that you had hormones flowing through you
I dunno lad, they have to put up with horny teenagers looking at their tits all day. In hindsight I wonder if that one particularly fit teacher who regularly leaned over in front of me so her cleavage visible was doing it on purpose.
>>128313
They're enjoying the based equality that lets them stay at home while the womyn and trannies go to war instead.
>change in culture affects women the most
Here we go again
794ef5 No.128371
c40b88 No.128372
>>128371
smh lanky crabs gets all the best lasses
a6c746 No.128373
>>128362
You sure about that?
e30f3e No.128374
>>128371
lass you could snap one of those arms so easily, dont be scarred
23daa4 No.128375
>>128353
I'm alright tbh lad, the treatment cream is uncomfortable.
>>128365
That makes crayfish the houseniggers?
794ef5 No.128376
>>128374
I don't want to think about touching something like that.
c40b88 No.128377
23daa4 No.128378
>>128373
Sebastian did nothing wrong.
e30f3e No.128379
>>128375
i-i guess so
>>128376
your are infinatly more powerful then it tbh.
23daa4 No.128380
>>128376
Hmmm this doesn't rule you out from being a coastal southerner but id be willing to bet you're either currently more than 12 miles from the coast or grew up at least that far away.
c40b88 No.128381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>128379
>your are infinatly more powerful then it tbh.
This. Just hit their weak points for massive damage
794ef5 No.128382
>>128379
I know but it still brings out an irrational reaction from me.
>>128380
I'm in about half an hour's walking distance of the sea tbh. I just haven't seen many crabs on my beaches.
e6521c No.128383
>>128355
hmmm, reminds me of the Dark Souls spidergirl.
598f3c No.128384
>>128370
I sure hope not. If she was then it represents a potentially missed opportunity
>>128374
CRACK
I wanna snap some stuff now
23daa4 No.128385
>>128382
Hmm okay I stand corrected.
>Don't see many crabs on the beach
Tbh all along the coast they are rare out of the water. Never been crabbing?
c40b88 No.128386
>>128383
a lot of half humans half animals like that tbh.
e30f3e No.128387
>>128382
ah fair enough lass, i understand what you mean
>>128384
Pencils tbh
e6521c No.128388
>>128384
She was a Mrs tbf
794ef5 No.128389
>>128385
No, I've only ever seen a few before and that was by chance.
23daa4 No.128390
>>128384
>Snap stuff
May I recommend celotex? It is satisfyingly resistant and snaps very loudly.
794ef5 No.128391
22st is baiting these civic nationalists in the chat hard.
23daa4 No.128393
>>128392
Nige chat I assume
c40b88 No.128396
>>128391
they're boring pale stale males smh
e6521c No.128397
23daa4 No.128398
>>128394
>Did this irl
>Got a black eye
Kek GOOD lad
598f3c No.128400
>>128387
The age old classic:
karate chopping pencil
>>128388
And while I don't recommend defiling marriages, that doesn't necessarily mean she wouldn't have wanted some.
>>128390
hook me up nigga
e6521c No.128401
>>128398
More importantly you lost your pint
1483f4 No.128402
>>128394
>Hitler *ahem* Corbyn youth to me
who /boomer/ here?
23daa4 No.128403
>>128401
True, paid £4.50 iirc and only got 3 sips
23daa4 No.128404
>>128402
*Rents out recently deceased parents house*
c40b88 No.128405
>>128402
Him. I wonder if that's actually him in his pic. Top kek
f3f51d No.128406
>>128402
>not knowing that leftists are the real nazis because they don't like israel
They were called national SOCIALISTS for a reason pinko
the nazis and the soviets were literally the same because they opposed based free trade
a6c746 No.128408
>>128403
You go to the wrong places then. I've said some naughty things and never lost a pint over it.
23daa4 No.128409
>>128406
>Nazis and soviets were the same
At last I truly see
4f31ab No.128410
>>128402
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA
Why do people refer to the Hitler Youth as a negative. It makes no sense at all.
c40b88 No.128412
>>128407
>mimic monster girl
that's pretty cute actually
c40b88 No.128413
>>128411
ahhh lass that was a secret chat
c40b88 No.128414
now everyone will know I was a secret centrist all along smh
e6521c No.128415
>>128411
>Momentum behave just like the brownshirts
598f3c No.128416
>>128410
The dislike of Hitler youth is because it implies indoctrinating children, which no one likes if they don't agree with the specific ideology.
4f31ab No.128417
>>128411
>Would vote for Sargon of Akkad.
top larp
23daa4 No.128418
>>128408
>Go to an area full of wealthy building contractors and staunch right-wing views
>Choose the wrong pub
Pick one lad, I fully deserved it for being lippy tbh, smh.
c40b88 No.128419
crabs get all the best girls smh
a9be72 No.128420
>The young white lass taught the mulatto boy all lesson
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
23daa4 No.128421
>>128413
>>128414
*Steeples fingers*
And confirms that you are indeed slightly older than me.
e30f3e No.128422
>>128407
fucking, really?
>>128411
>would vote for sargon of akkad
kek
>>128419
crabs are such chads tbh chrabs
a6c746 No.128423
>>128411
>would vote for Sargon
lel
>>128418
Or they just couldn't handle the bants.
a9be72 No.128424
I wanted to touch her boobies
hehehehe!!!
4f31ab No.128425
>>128419
>salty endocucks
When will they learn?
16997e No.128426
going o bed I', half fallin sleep night lad.asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23daa4 No.128427
>>128419
>No fearsome claw to attract lasses
e6521c No.128428
>>128421
>being younger than 26
STOP being young
>>128425
>salty
The freshwater is the bestwater
23daa4 No.128430
>>128426
Night lad, please sleep on your side, don't sleep on your back.
a9be72 No.128432
1483f4 No.128433
>>128431
Not all of it reeee, some of it was in PRUSSIA
794ef5 No.128434
>>128426
Sweet dreams lass.
>>128429
It's like Aliens.
e30f3e No.128435
>>128426
night lass, be carefull not to sleep on your back
4f31ab No.128436
c40b88 No.128437
>>128421
Junk data, lad. I'm actually 17
>>128422
>crabs are such chads tbh chrabs
that's so fucking dumb but it killed me
>>128425
Top kek
>>128426
Oh. I thought you were already asleep. Good on you for staying up so long. Night lass
c40b88 No.128438
>>128435
w-what happens when you sleep on your back?
e30f3e No.128439
>>128437
kek, thank you lad, i almost didnt post it
f3f51d No.128440
>>128438
Given pembs' track record of drugs tonight, it's for the best that he doesn't choke to death on his own vomit
23daa4 No.128441
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>>128423
Maybe lad, alcohol does that
>>128428
>Says hes 26
>Probably 28
598f3c No.128442
>>128426
night night
>>128428
haha what's it like being old GRANDPA
a9be72 No.128443
>>128434
You are like aliens! m'lass
23daa4 No.128444
598f3c No.128445
>>128437
>britposter killed 22st
yikes
a6c746 No.128446
>>128426
Night.
>>128428
>there are people ITT over the age of 25
You got pension plans?
>>128433
Only Meme, a tiny slither, though.
598f3c No.128447
a9be72 No.128448
>>128426
Good morning lass
a6c746 No.128449
23daa4 No.128450
>>128437
>Actually 17
*Screws up paper with 22st=26 on it*
e30f3e No.128451
>>128438
he might drown in his own sick
>>128444
CHecked, cheers lad
23daa4 No.128452
1483f4 No.128453
>>128446
Most Latvian rifles were Russian anyway, especially the red army Latvians.
a9be72 No.128454
23daa4 No.128455
>>128454
Did you call the A Team lad?
e6521c No.128456
>>128442
It's confusing, children these days use language I don't understand and have skin colours and wear clothing that we didn't have back when.
>>128446
>You got pension plans?
Yeah. Have children and hope they'll look after me, or at least give me a merciful death.
4f31ab No.128457
>>128454
That’s what the state takes you away in if you post illegal memes to Facebook. Then they shout “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE HATE” at you for several hours. Then you go to prison and die.
a9be72 No.128458
>>128455
No lad, it's news vans from the BBC!!!!!
23daa4 No.128459
>>128458
>Tfw no hourly broadcast news from TBBK
c40b88 No.128460
>>128445
*haunts you*
>>128440
>>128451
o-oh
>>128450
Kek. You'll never know, lad
a9be72 No.128461
>>128459
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR SALLY HAHAHAHHA
23daa4 No.128462
>>128457
You forgot the public shaming by the Beeb et al.
e6521c No.128463
>>128457
>they shout “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE HATE” at you for several hours. Then you go to prison and die
haha this would never happen haha
598f3c No.128464
>>128456
Well it's only gonna get worse mister. My condolences
>>128460
*throws salt and iron at you*
e30f3e No.128465
>>128460
yeah, his typing warrented the warning tbh
4f31ab No.128466
>>128462
Ahhh yes ofc. The best bit!
23daa4 No.128467
>>128465
Tbh. Drowning in vomit is a shit way to die.
c40b88 No.128468
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>>128467
Whow as in the wrong here?
a9be72 No.128470
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MY BOI ALPHA SAVING POOOR LASSES
4f31ab No.128471
>Steve Coogan is going to bully Brexit voters for the BBC.
>>128468
Fug, that was a good scene tbh.
e30f3e No.128472
>>128467
just awfull tbh, what an ant climatic sad way to die
23daa4 No.128473
>>128468
Letting a terminally ill person die rather than prolonging their shit life is acceptable.
a9be72 No.128474
>>128471
>>Steve Coogan is going to bully Brexit voters for the BBC.
ROO?
f3f51d No.128475
>>128469
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGING FROG PRINCES GAY
23daa4 No.128476
>>128471
>>128474
Isn't he a brexiteer tho?
7e14e8 No.128477
Communism = Nationalism
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
23daa4 No.128478
>>128475
Actually chuckled
794ef5 No.128479
>>128469
That's TheBumBumKing before he broke the frog curse and became a pointy man.
23daa4 No.128480
>>128477
>Prove you wrong
Your opinion means nowt until you're fleeing police on the way back to GERMany.
4f31ab No.128481
>>128474
>>128476
The BBC is making Alan Partridge it’s “voice of Brexit”. That is how they have responded to calls for leave voters to be represented in their programing. Assigning a character known for being a fool to do so.
23daa4 No.128484
>>128481
They've assigned the character? Oh lordy I thought you meant Steve coogan.
4f31ab No.128485
1483f4 No.128487
>>128477
Communism breaks down national borders for the proletariat and the ultimate end goal is a word without nation and the "liberation" of all workers. nationalist ideas are only used by communist leaders in times of peril (stalin during the war) or communism is used by nationalists to secure funding and support from the international community (Ho Chi Minh) and ultimately both ideologies are used by populist dictators to secure support, funding, and arms to further their aims regardless of the ideologies they cloak themselves in
794ef5 No.128488
>>128481
What do you think the ratings will be after the first episode.
23daa4 No.128489
4f31ab No.128490
23daa4 No.128491
>>128487
>Muh will to power argument
4f31ab No.128492
>>128488
People like the character so much they might watch even if they are being insulted.
1483f4 No.128493
23daa4 No.128494
>>128490
Reeeeeeeeeeeee least coogan is red pulled and based. Hopefully he is skilful with his commission and uses it to promote brexit.
23daa4 No.128495
>>128493
The position that some people will use whatever vehicle necessary to become powerful.
a9be72 No.128496
>>128495
The Bolshevik government based its nationalities policy on the principles of Marxist-Leninist ideology. According to these principles, all nations should disappear with time, and nationalism was considered a bourgeois ideology
f3f51d No.128497
>>128494
I was under the impression that coogan is a coked out nobhead
4f31ab No.128499
>>128494
Who is to say? Hopefully. Although does he not live in California? That is a red flag.
23daa4 No.128500
>coogan is friends with nige
>Partridge acts pro remain and pillories the left
>Nige absorbs the riled up proles that watch the show
Chess
23daa4 No.128501
>>128497
You would be too after a lifetime of working with luvvies
1483f4 No.128502
>>128495
Dictators, especially in South America, are historically known to flirt with whatever means are necessary to secure their position, it's not a "muh" argument when there's historical proof backing up the statement. Franco, a supposed nationalist went from flirting with fascism and the Axis to willingly changing policies to suit the Allies after the war.
f3f51d No.128503
>not bringing back loadsamoney as the voice of brexit
7e14e8 No.128505
>>128480
I shall set off in a few days time but for now I must prepare
>>128486
Нет
>>128487
Assume that communism I mean Socialism in One Country, not any of that Trotskyite bullshit.
Now, capitalism is the system of the Jews and Americans. A nation that practices capitalism is a slave to these powers - they are subject to decisions made on Wall Street and Capitol Hill. Under a communist economic system, however, a nation has true independence. It is the master of its own destiny, and is not beholden to the American Jews.
The conflict in Syria is a good example of this. The Soviet Union surely would have deterred any American intervention. But Russia at present is still, despite all the rhetoric, a capitalist nation, and cannot escape the restraints placed on it by America.
tl;dr there's something to Stalinism tbh
a9be72 No.128506
>>128504
*swims up your bum*
1483f4 No.128507
>>128505
>Assume that communism I mean Socialism in One Country, not any of that Trotskyite bullshit
Ok so you mean Stalinism and you're just going to ignore the founding materials of Marx and Lenin's beliefs as he applied Communism to Russia?
23daa4 No.128508
e30f3e No.128509
>>128506
im afraid my bumbum isnt large enough for that
a9be72 No.128510
>>128505
>Some Russian slag shows him her tits like she did to thousands online
>Suddenly becomes Communist
Lad . . .
>>128509
*shrinks to the size of a sperms*
a9be72 No.128511
I wish I could swim constantly smh
23daa4 No.128512
a6c746 No.128513
>>128511
I wish I could swim.
a9be72 No.128514
>>128512
It is the funnest thing on Irf lad
f3f51d No.128515
>>128513
Like dolphins, like dolphins can swim
a9be72 No.128516
>>128513
I'm taking lessons, lesson two before and I can already not need a floatation device. Trick is to constantly blow gently out of your mouth because you cant breath in your nose if you are breathing out your mouth lass
7e14e8 No.128517
>>128507
Well lad the only reason I say communism is to provoke a reaction tbh based shitposting
This is what I mean when I say I have Stalinist sympathies though. Not that I fully endorse the entire system but it's better than most shit
e30f3e No.128518
>>128511
are you getting good now?
23daa4 No.128519
a9be72 No.128520
>>128518
Yeh lass, by next wednesday I will probably be able to not die come the second global flood which will inflict us because of the Chinese smh
7e14e8 No.128521
>>128510
>bullying Daftie
tbh I've shitposted about this for at least a month and a half tbh
e30f3e No.128522
23daa4 No.128523
23daa4 No.128524
c40b88 No.128525
Top kek
>comment on youtube video
>get on TV
my comment probably wasn't shown though smh
http://www.tv2.no/v/1220150/
1483f4 No.128526
>>128517
Yeah but just say Stalinism then lad, and even then, war-period Stalinism is different to regular Stalinism and the supposed independence you believe modern Russia has does not come from any nationalist aspects of Stalinism, Glasnost and Perestroika and those who came after Stalin were more than willing to remove his influence from the party and Russia.
a6c746 No.128527
>>128516
Sound advice lass. What about when the wave machine is turned on though?
598f3c No.128528
Brb boys I'm being forced to play an accursed board game.
>>128505
Why can't you close your borders and be isolated capitalists? Communism is a vile system that takes away agency from the individuals and gives it to the king. This is bad even if the king is noble, as humans aren't ants.
Just because am ideology is nationalistic in nature doesn't make it a good idea. Communism is bad tbh.
23daa4 No.128529
>>128528
>Board game
Anything good?
23daa4 No.128531
>>128527
>Being in the pool when the waves start
Pffft do you want to drown
4f31ab No.128532
Killing communists is less reprehensible than killing the wood boring insects that are threatening the structural soundness of your dwelling. This is true, has always been and always shall.
23daa4 No.128533
>>128532
*Reads this using your past statement that you'd defend any post in court as a modifier*
Agreed.
7e14e8 No.128534
>>128526
My point is that modern doesn't have independence, not the opposite
I'm not focused on war period Stalinism either tbh
>>128528
The main problem is that capitalism is borderless. You can bar immigrants but you can't stop the flow of capital. This makes a communistic system a better alternative because then you don't play the same game as the capitalists, so you are free of their influence
That said I don't support other aspects of communism like, as you said, the reduction of people into numbers (though this could be more of a Russian/Eastern thing rather than just communism). As for what would be the best solution for Britain, I'm not 100% sure atm but economically at least I think we should look to Stalinism for inspiration rather than fascism which just disguised capitalism imo.
1483f4 No.128535
>>128534
War period Stalinism is the only form of Stalinism that fits your view of the man and his methods.
7e14e8 No.128536
>>128532
If by communists you mean Trots, I agree
23daa4 No.128538
>>128534
I kinda get your argument tbh. I want self governing self contained enclaves post collapse, I guess that communal living doesn't preclude capitalism but probably should on the tribal scale.
1483f4 No.128539
>>128536
>David Duke
>the man who literally made a career out of selling the Klan out
wew
23daa4 No.128540
>>128536
>Splitting commie hairs
Red = dead
4f31ab No.128541
>>128533
I would happily read that in court for it is the truth. But there is an adage that I must offer up.
You cannot kill communism with conventional warfare, I do not wish to kill the serf that lives under communism, he is not a communist, he is either a slave or the host of a parasite. Killing communists is a precision pursuit; one must kill the subversive pushers of communism. These deviants must be hunted to the ends of the Earth and put down without mercy.
7e14e8 No.128543
>>128535
Post war Stalinism featured increased Jewish persecution tbh
And pre war featured a strengthening Russia compared to Western countries suffering from the Depression
I try and see the big picture and look at all aspects
>>128538
capitalism also promotes the worst of human behaviour tbh so that's further reason to dislike it
Given that it's the system currently then opposing it more vigorously is what we ought to do rather than focusing on irrelevant commies
>>128539
I'm not particularly a fan of him tbh
Yank politics are retarded
That said the old Klan were ok for dafties
>>128540
smh lad I'm red not really but I could technically be categorised as one maybe
794ef5 No.128544