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b62353 No.116237
Labour nonces at it again
https://order-order.com/2017/07/21/child-protection-investigation-stalled-help-labour/
>Officials put the brakes on investigating a Labour councillor who was accused of being a paedophile in order to help the party during the 2015 General Election campaign, an independent inquiry has concluded. A child protection expert’s report – seen by the Manchester Evening News – finds that two Bury Council officers acted under either “direct political influence” to downplay the allegations against the councillor, or “the mistaken belief by senior officers that they needed to be seen to be doing their best to protect members of the Labour group from any political embarrassment at a sensitive time“. After the election the councillor, Simon Carter, was convicted of downloading sexual images of children…
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/21/council-officials-delayed-investigating-labour-politician-accused-of-paedophilia-to-improve-partys-election-prospects/
>The Manchester Evening News, which claims to have seen the findings of two internal investigations into the matter, reports that Owen sat on the information, failing to inform Children’s Services or the governors of the school boards Carter was involved with – which included a Tory councillor.
>The only person Owen informed of the allegations was Labour council leader Mike Connolly, described as a “close personal friend” of Carter’s. The politician is said to have described this as a “heads up”.
35f793 No.116254
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6ea5f1 No.116255
>>116237
Thanks, lass
>>116252
Well I just click the link on TPB, I don't copy and paste it.
>>116251
Where do you find the link?
6ea5f1 No.116256
>>116254
I really don't see the appeal.
a90d0c No.116258
06fecc No.116259
6ea5f1 No.116260
6ea5f1 No.116261
>>116257
>using lances as spears
cool pics though
35f793 No.116263
>>116258
Get yourself a chinky lass lad
6ea5f1 No.116264
>No griffin to ride
>No lance to hold no euphemism
6ea5f1 No.116265
35f793 No.116267
>>116264
STOP
POSTING
ASTOLFO
6ea5f1 No.116269
>>116267
But that one is so blurry, lad
>>116266
cool. I want a horsie but I don't want to train it and feed it
6ea5f1 No.116270
6ea5f1 No.116271
>It was just a controlled explosion of some suspicious car
boooooooooring
152f3f No.116272
c88638 No.116273
>>116270
>>116272
Hay lads, how's it going?
35f793 No.116274
344120 No.116275
you ever have one of those days when you just feel stupid and tired
I haven't done anything and I needed to finish a report for business and look for property to buy
b62353 No.116276
>>116264
You really like her don't you lad.
>>116265
Todoroki would be the worst boyfriend in the world tbh. He's super dangerous, he's a frigid edgelord and has serious issues with both his parents. But I guess it work since Midoriya is a sap for hopeless cases.
152f3f No.116277
>>116273
bad sickness from last night, you?
6ea5f1 No.116278
>>116273
Bored. Please entertain me, lad
>>116275
yeah, lad. Except I don't have to do anything
>>116276
>You really like her don't you lad.
I-I guess. At first I didn't like her because I had gotten so accustomed to the dragon lass but I feel like Astolfo has more of a character tbh. Also like teasing the bullies
>double fangs
>Todoroki would be the worst boyfriend in the world tbh. He's super dangerous, he's a frigid edgelord and has serious issues with both his parents. But I guess it work since Midoriya is a sap for hopeless cases.
Yeah. Typical lass wanting to save and reform the broken lad. A lot of lasses love the Hound from Game of Thrones.
8ea018 No.116279
6ea5f1 No.116280
>>116278
She'd have a big fivehead if we cut her fringe
152f3f No.116281
344120 No.116282
this pepe is not actually a pepe
it is from a rare ? video game from child hood called Spooky Castle where you throw hammers at things and collect brains and chinese food
>>116278
I havn't even played video games
film night will be extra comfy and watchable at due to this malaise at least
if only I could be bothered to go out and buy more drinks
Isn't the Hound burnt face man who dindu nuffin wrong who got killed by the midget feminist? apart from loyally following a family of incestuous cunts in the first place
6ea5f1 No.116283
>>116282
>Isn't the Hound burnt face man who dindu nuffin wrong who got killed by the midget feminist? apart from loyally following a family of incestuous cunts in the first place
that's the lad, yeah. He was following orders like those evil Nazis smh.
6ea5f1 No.116284
>>116282
Pepe is a frog but not all frogs are Pepe tbh
c88638 No.116285
>>116277
What happened last night lad?
I'm meh.
>>116278
>Bored. Please entertain me, lad
Idk what you expect me to do tbh lad.
152f3f No.116286
>>116285
>What happened last night lad?
went out with the lads
>I'm meh.
better then being sad i guess
58fe1d No.116287
Is there a Film Friday today ?
6ea5f1 No.116288
>>116285
>Idk what you expect me to do tbh lad.
Tell me a story. Give me some juicy information.
344120 No.116289
>>116285
>>116288
draw some doogles
6ea5f1 No.116290
>it's a you hit post and go to another tab only to come back to captcha episode
ahhhh
>>116287
Have two films downloaded
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and Zero Theorem
c88638 No.116291
>>116286
>went out with the lads
Did you have fun lad?
>better then being sad i guess
*Mumbles.*
>>116288
>Tell me a story. Give me some juicy information.
Not sure I have any atm lad.
152f3f No.116292
>>116291
>Did you have fun lad?
ye, was very fun time
>*Mumbles.*
let me /think/ fo a min and figure out what you meant by this
c88638 No.116293
Any of you want a game of chess?
https://lichess.org/ll6uOnoA
06fecc No.116294
87690f No.116295
need to inseminate this fine female specimen for the purpose of producing strong, racially aware, english lads to eradicate the black menace that has infested our land … tbh
58fe1d No.116296
>>116293
You resigned, you pussy.
c88638 No.116297
>>116292
>ye, was very fun time
Good lad.
>let me /think/ fo a min and figure out what you meant by this
*Mumbles some more.* Fo you.
c88638 No.116299
>>116296
No Aprim did. I was blacks.
[white]my dad brought pizza home
[black]…
[white]:(
[black]kekeke
[white]so
[white]uhh
[white]i did that on purpose
[white]play you next time lad
[black]alright lad
[white]sorry to cut it short
87690f No.116301
>>116298
yes i think you'll find that i am correct … imperium slag poster
the offspring of mixed white/oriental are all walking potatoes
152f3f No.116302
>>116298
post insanely cute lasses, lad
58fe1d No.116304
>>116299
Oh, I thought you were white.
35f793 No.116305
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152f3f No.116306
>>116303
not bad lad
>>116305
also pretty damn cute lad
87690f No.116307
>>116305
why are their heads shaped like an ayy lmao?
35f793 No.116308
File: 3c0978e0c361d70⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.04 KB, 703x1000, 703:1000, CwT7dZuWIAEvvLX.jpg large.jpg)
152f3f No.116309
>>116308
she's still pretty but she's not as cute as the last lass
152f3f No.116312
>>116311
she is so fuckin cute lad
87690f No.116313
>>116308
their face just resembles that of the stereotypical grey then
why would you want a chinky anyway?
for them to date outside their race they would have to adhere to left wing politics and all that it entails
c88638 No.116314
35f793 No.116315
>>116313
>for them to date outside their race they would have to adhere to left wing politics and all that it entails
????
152f3f No.116316
>>116314
lad she looks adorable
87690f No.116317
>>116315
what don't you understand, hong kong phooey?
06fecc No.116318
>tfw dad brings home pizza during a chess match
sorry welshlad
c88638 No.116319
152f3f No.116320
>>116319
LAd its not like im going to marry her or even fuck her but she is attractive
35f793 No.116321
>>116317
Explain how that means that they'd have to adhere to left wing politics?
c88638 No.116322
>>116320
WHAT THE FUCK LAD!!!
35f793 No.116323
>>116322
>not liking cute chinky lasses
344120 No.116324
I will chess
>>116310
are you using the old not shit mspaint?
can't figure out how to make clean lines in it smh
87690f No.116325
>>116321
never mind
just realised there are right wing chinkies in england … but most are not tho, mr phooey.
152f3f No.116326
>>116322
h-ha ha got ya lad, i was just joking
35f793 No.116327
>>116325
You've not explained why not being left wing would be an obstacle to imperium
c88638 No.116328
>>116326
Good lad.
I'm watching you lad.
344120 No.116329
rate your favourite biscuits
1. fig rolls
2. ginger nuts
3. custard creams or bourbons
4. jammy dodgers
152f3f No.116330
>>116328
haha ye
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
87690f No.116331
>>116327
because, mr phooey, the left believe there is only one race
they want to live in a multiracial and multicultural country with high immigration
there is the issue with the eu
why would the mental orientals only want a world inhabited by them and white people?
06fecc No.116332
>>116329
1: Bourbons
2: hobnobs
3: ginger biscuits
35f793 No.116333
File: 6c4978bdc556361⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.5 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, C9iX1uVXsAAaN1_.jpg large.jpg)
>>116329
digestives
hobnob
bourbons
rich tea
ginger nut
8ea018 No.116334
152f3f No.116335
>>116329
1. custard creams
2. digestives
3. cow biscuits
c88638 No.116336
>>116324
>I will chess
https://lichess.org/boUGm9sW
>are you using the old not shit mspaint?
Idk.
>can't figure out how to make clean lines in it smh
Use the pencil tool then change the thicknes under the size option.
b83c52 No.116337
*kicks thread door open*
alright niggers whats happening
87690f No.116338
>>116337
imperium bollocks as usual
06fecc No.116339
>>116337
hey nigger where have you been
b83c52 No.116340
>>116329
1. oat and raisin
2. coconut
3. custard creams
4. hobnobs
152f3f No.116341
>>116337
whats cracking nigga
b83c52 No.116343
>>116339
longest day in the world lad, made some sick money though. How you doing?
8ea018 No.116344
>>116337
Been making a folder tbh
06fecc No.116345
ae193e No.116346
>>116329
1. Fox's chocolatey milk chocolate round
2. Raspberry and white chocolate cookie
3. Nice biscuits
58fe1d No.116347
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I don't care if you call her a daftie or a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), this video made me tear up.
35f793 No.116348
File: d6dabe883e3fe33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 423.62 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, DCSRx8hXYAAqDuv.jpg large.jpg)
b83c52 No.116349
>>116344
folder of what dude?
>>116348
alright my yellow brother
b83c52 No.116351
>>116347
>dafty
>spy
>plant
>lefty in disguise
>probably a marxist
b83c52 No.116352
>>116342
*smashes pint glass*
youfuckinwot
c88638 No.116353
>>116350
DISPLAYS OF BLATANT POOFERY
87690f No.116354
>>116348
alright mr phooey
what's her name?
58fe1d No.116355
>>116351
You heartless bastard
c88638 No.116356
>>116352
Easy there laddie wouldn't want to hurt yourself.
35f793 No.116357
>>116354
I'm not sure, I don't have her name down anywhere, and reverse searching doesn't work.
58fe1d No.116358
>>116355
(portentous)
Druidic Pentacle Dubs confirm Vanlad has no heart.
87690f No.116359
>>116357
fuck sake mr phooey
any chance you remember where you got the pic from?
344120 No.116360
>all of these biscuits
goodlads
>>116334
for some reason my win7 mspaint insists on being a shite "art" program and lacks the ability to use brushes without having dithering or wahterver you call havng different shades auto appear
it makes making clean pepes and that really annoying
ae193e No.116361
>>116347
>lesbian who hates Christianity
>uses an Anglican hymn
You're getting played hard by her faux-patriotism.
8ea018 No.116362
>>116349
reaction image folder for druid posting on /pol/
b83c52 No.116363
>>116358
I object to that portent analysis tbh. It clearly means I am only heartless towards AMW.
b83c52 No.116364
35f793 No.116365
File: 690538bcb1cc161⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 213.45 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, DC2tGoGVoAAQByM.jpg large.jpg)
>>116359
somewhere on twitter
8ea018 No.116367
>>116366
>mfw you can see my tabs
b83c52 No.116368
>>116367
>not deliberately opening hilarious tabs for the screenshot to make us kek
laaaaaaad
87690f No.116369
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>116348
>here zip is undone
b83c52 No.116370
dunno what to do tonight lads, should i go out on a mad one?
35f793 No.116371
File: 12014c788e92431⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.65 KB, 668x1000, 167:250, DCIHR1QV0AA0QhU.jpg large.jpg)
>>116369
she's inviting you to unzip something else of hers
06fecc No.116372
>>116370
got the day off tomorrow?
b83c52 No.116373
>>116371
dont be silly lad, their eyes dont come unzipped
b83c52 No.116374
>>116372
no, long day and an early start. Ive got 20 days of work in a row tbh.
ae193e No.116376
>>116371
Her jacket is already unzipped.
06fecc No.116377
>>116374
Wew, well it's now or never for a wild night then tbh
53d9a3 No.116378
b83c52 No.116379
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>116377
or stay up for 20 days :^)
06fecc No.116380
>>116379
lad lad lad lad lad bit dangerous in your line of work tbh
b83c52 No.116381
>>116380
im only joking lad, I couldnt even do 3 days anymore, im too old for it.
58fe1d No.116382
>>116361
>lesbian who hates Christianity
>uses an Anglican hymn
>You're getting played hard by her faux-patriotism.
She used Holst - The Planets, Jupiter actually, dummy.
And who, apart from the tards on /brit/ hasn't realised by now that Christianity is actually pretty shit?
>>116363
Nah, you have to open your heart to her, to her beautiful soft Irish tones, to her delicate yet firm intonation of truth, truth that comes from the knowledge of deep pain, yet having had the strength to stand up form that abyss, look to the light, and resolve, "I shall not be broken."
Open your heart to AMW, and you will find yourself standing there, smiling back at you.
Yes, she, just like you, is a dafty too…
b83c52 No.116383
>>116382
>Yes, she, just like you, is a dafty too…
I take issue with slander such as that.
b83c52 No.116384
>>116382
is that Richard hammond?
344120 No.116386
35f793 No.116387
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06fecc No.116388
344120 No.116389
>>116385
he's still around though??
invaded my dreams last night tbh
58fe1d No.116390
>>116383
>I take issue with slander such as that.
Being a dafty is a beautiful thing lad.
Daftyism is the future.
>>116384
Isn't Hammond a massive cuck?
53d9a3 No.116391
>>116382
>And who, apart from the tards on /brit/ hasn't realised by now that Christianity is actually pretty shit?
Anglicanism is pretty shit, and even that is only because it has been infiltrated by political activists more interested in using the CofE's position to pursue liberal political ends than in observing "their" religion.
b83c52 No.116392
>>116390
>daftyism is the future
…
>a massive cuck
yeah, like AMW.
6ea5f1 No.116393
>>116389
he still makes videos, but less of them, people also lost interest because he didn't cater to them
b83c52 No.116394
>>116393
>he didnt cater too them
id watch more ecelebs if they made me food tbh.
ae193e No.116395
>>116382
Nope, definitely I Vow to Thee, My Country.
>>116391
Don't conflate Anglicanism with CofE which has been little more than happy clappers ever since they allowed the ordination of women.
58fe1d No.116396
>>116392
>yeah, like AMW.
Bad mood lad?
6ea5f1 No.116397
8ea018 No.116398
>>116385
the mild gyno is a nice touch
35f793 No.116399
File: 3fe64da799675c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 222.55 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DEPtewCUMAEni-j.jpg large.jpg)
>>116398
I wouldn't want to touch his mild gyno
b83c52 No.116400
>>116396
im in a superb mood lad
58fe1d No.116401
>>116395
Nope. It's Holst.
6ea5f1 No.116402
>>116398
Can't get away from that unless he stops his gimp boyfriend from suckling on them tbh
6ea5f1 No.116403
ahhhhhh they're so pathetic
b83c52 No.116405
>>116400
this ones better actually
ae193e No.116406
>>116401
Jupiter is punchier, Holst retuned it for Rice's poem.
6ea5f1 No.116407
>>116399
gyno are basically tits so that's gay, lad
35f793 No.116408
File: 57592aade7e414c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.94 KB, 751x1000, 751:1000, DCjVubwV0AAePdk.jpg large.jpg)
>>116407
tits on a man. touching that is gay
b83c52 No.116409
>>116407
protip: if it has hair on it its not a tit.
b83c52 No.116410
>>116408
not if its in the course of CPR or compressing a bullet wound, for instance.
6ea5f1 No.116411
>>116409
now I wish I had saved that webm of a tranny shaving his breasts.
53d9a3 No.116412
>>116395
Isn't the CofE the central authority of Anglicanism?
b83c52 No.116413
>>116411
*vomits*
*starts chainsaw*
where is it, it must die
6ea5f1 No.116415
>>116413
I don't know. Aside from the hairs it looked like regular breasts.
58fe1d No.116416
b83c52 No.116417
DEPRESSION CHANGES STRUCTURE OF THE BRAIN
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170721095424.htm
>Changes in the brain's structure that could be the result of depression have been identified in a major scanning study.
ae193e No.116418
>>116412
No, there's no central authority in Anglicanism. There's a structure for doctrinal centralisation but it's followed by consensus, hence why other Anglican churches aren't as progressive as the CofE.
b83c52 No.116419
>>116415
my grandad told me that women dont have breast hair, if it has breast stubble then it should be killed with fire.
6ea5f1 No.116420
b83c52 No.116421
>>116420
>baron munchausen
AHHHHH IM GOING OUT BUT I FUCKING LOVE THE BARON REEEEEEE
344120 No.116422
FILM
come on lads
Zany madcap gilliam films (I think thy're both)
Munchausen or Zero Theorem
get in th tube
6ea5f1 No.116423
>>116419
Apparently some females have hairs around their nips(where I saw her shave). Maybe it was actually a woman. The breasts looked a bit big to be a tranny's.
b83c52 No.116424
>>116421
AHHHHHH FUCKSAKE FUCKING CUNTING SHIT BOLLOCKS
b83c52 No.116425
>>116423
nipple hairs dont require shaving, no woman shaves her nipples.
58fe1d No.116426
>>116424
The druids do not favour you this evening, it seems.
It must be because you reject their avatar Anne Marie of the Waters, who speaks truth in a time when the nation is steeped in lies.
6ea5f1 No.116427
>>116425
Alright. Must have been on hormones for some time then, they were pretty big(and not fake)
344120 No.116428
ZERO THEOREM
TONIGHT'S FILM
IT'S ABOUT A BALD AUTIST WHO LIVES IN A DYSTOPIA AND HAS VR SEX IN LYCRA BODYSUITS
ALSO THEY DIVIDE BY ZERO AND STUFF
35f793 No.116429
>when your chinky gf doesn't like the rice you cook because it doesn't have enough lead or cadmium in it
8ea018 No.116430
>>116425
>>116428
You got lucky it seems vanlad
b83c52 No.116431
>>116426
>
>>116430
seems so lad, I can go and be a massove degenerate with a clear conscience :^)
b83c52 No.116432
>>116429
>when your chinky wife craves heavy metals
8ea018 No.116433
53d9a3 No.116435
>>116429
Is this why chinkies are autistic?
>>116418
>The Anglican Communion is an international association of autonomous churches consisting of the Church of England and national and regional Anglican churches ("provinces") in full communion with it.[1] Full participation in the sacramental life of each church is available to all communicant Anglicans.
>The Archbishop of Canterbury, Primate of All England, has a place of honour among the bishops of the Anglican churches. He is recognised as primus inter pares ("first among equals"). The archbishop does not exercise authority in the provinces outside England, but instead acts as a focus of unity.
So rather than an authoritative body it just sets the agenda?
58fe1d No.116436
>>116431
You ARE in a weird mood, and I don't think this evening is going to go well for you.
Something messy is headed your way.
as usual
35f793 No.116438
b83c52 No.116439
>>116436
>weird good mood
thats what earning a seriously massive chunk of wonga that the taxman may or may not know about does to a lad tbh.
>something messy is headed my way
i hope so lad.
344120 No.116440
>>116437
is he a turk
also come watch the film
58fe1d No.116441
b83c52 No.116442
>>116437
bonjour lass, hope you had fun.
35f793 No.116443
b83c52 No.116444
>>116440
>is he a turk
THIS
b83c52 No.116445
f4ca1f No.116446
>>116438
no
>>116440
cool what we watch
87690f No.116447
>when your chinky gf dresses up as an anime character to liven things up a bit
344120 No.116448
6ea5f1 No.116449
35f793 No.116450
>>116445
don't
>>116446
you should have eloped
>>116432
it reminds her of home
b83c52 No.116451
>>116446
>no
are you going to?
58fe1d No.116452
>>116443
Dafty and Herts are an item?
f4ca1f No.116453
also I'm mod now :^)
>>116449
n-no i swear
35f793 No.116454
>>116452
No, but he's in jerryland
f4ca1f No.116456
35f793 No.116457
>>116455
>when you rock up to the barbers hammered
344120 No.116458
>>116453
>so starved for authority you whore yourself out to gain control of a niche breakaway board on a maltese wallpapering forum
4D chess tbh
>>116455
don't pass out until you've locked the van up and stuck your head in a bucket
6ea5f1 No.116459
>>116453
>also I'm mod now :^)
Well that didn't take long.
b83c52 No.116460
>>116453
good for you mate, Im happy for you two.
FUCK YOU GCHQ, WE WILL ORGANISE AS WE PLEASE
b83c52 No.116461
b62353 No.116462
>>116456
I was briefly elated by that fake news lass, smh.
f4ca1f No.116463
>>116461
*bans you* don't ever doubt me smh
b83c52 No.116465
>>116458
>bucket
G O O D point, must take one out of the wee van.
>>116457
>when you pay the barber cash in hand
35f793 No.116466
>when your razor goes too blunt after you've shaved your beard, but there are no other razors in the house
6ea5f1 No.116467
>>116466
Don't cut yourself, lad
f4ca1f No.116468
>>116453
meant for the turk question >>116448
b83c52 No.116469
>>116463
i shall do precisely as I please, tbph. chuffed as heck for you though, *toasts you*
b83c52 No.116470
>>116466
>not maintaining stubble so you only ahave your cheeks and tash thereby making 2blade razors last a year each
f4ca1f No.116471
>>116469
thanks, you're right gchq won't stop us. bit exhausted though so hitting the bed soon. also bit drunk
344120 No.116472
keep these scissors away from me
I must acquire the druidic aesthetic
>>116463
>it's a sextuple ruse episode
>>116468
>>116471
good
we will become a feared international army of prank-pulling mischiefdoers
b83c52 No.116473
>>116471
>tfw only /newbrit/ and druid/pol/ successfully hold meetups
58fe1d No.116474
>>116456
I wanted you to be mod.
8ea018 No.116475
>>116471
>herts got her drunk and made a move on her
Good lad tbh, police can't follow across teh border
f4ca1f No.116476
>>116474
thanks i guess but I'd rather not, don't like the job honestly
b83c52 No.116477
58fe1d No.116478
>>116473
Well, /brit/ are all at one with Jesus, so technically they are never alone all the time.
b83c52 No.116480
>>116478
reeeeee dont read other peoples spoilers lad
35f793 No.116481
File: a9c2b83df30a1b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.23 KB, 784x1188, 196:297, DCwqj3kW0AAZ1sT.jpg large.jpg)
8ea018 No.116482
>>116477
I wouldn't have played it any different myself tbh
87690f No.116483
b83c52 No.116485
>>116484
alright lad, well played.
35f793 No.116486
8ea018 No.116487
>>116484
Here's the man of the hour
How are you doing my son? Make sure to drink lots of milk
f4ca1f No.116488
b83c52 No.116489
>>116482
>>116488
tbh the 'run and gun' method is superior in most instances.
4173e0 No.116490
Daftie is actually a 35 year old Russian plumber lads
>>116487
No milk here. I shouldn't get a hangover I'm a big guy
b83c52 No.116492
>>116490
[rusing intensifies]
8ea018 No.116494
>>116488
????
>>116489
>tfw I don't own a trench coat
>>116490
>hangover
this guy
b83c52 No.116495
>>116494
>>116490
>no hangover
oh what it is to be young, why hath time forsaken me?
4173e0 No.116496
>>116494
>>116495
I didn't even drink that much lads
b83c52 No.116497
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
344120 No.116498
35f793 No.116499
>>116497
Livepost your adventures on coke lad
b83c52 No.116503
>>116499
>live post
ill forget about posting within an hour tbh
>>116498
shh
788996 No.116504
got drunk again on my own and messaged a girl on steam saying i liked her.
thankfully she just ignores my drunken rants now. im surprised she hasnt removed me yet
b83c52 No.116505
6ea5f1 No.116506
>>116504
>ignoring you
heartless
35f793 No.116507
File: bf509cf7a17c063⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 220.09 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymvYhW0AALd9s.jpg large.jpg)
>>116503
Oh
Have fun, aim for a chinky MILF
58fe1d No.116508
b83c52 No.116509
>>116507
>my mate who has an imperium lass as a side chick is meeting her and her mate tonight
[imperium mode activated]
344120 No.116510
>have personally witnessed two e-relationships start now
>none for me
>the only possibility is a probable tranny or attention whore who starts every conversation with "tee hee I'm a grill"
8ea018 No.116511
>>116504
I find tell someone you like them is *always* unnecessary. Just one of those things better left unsaid
87690f No.116512
35f793 No.116513
File: 5c787ba6b27fcb9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 282.01 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymuBYXUAE8XcF.jpg large.jpg)
f4ca1f No.116514
>>116510
well aren't vanlad and you a relationship as well?
b83c52 No.116515
>>116510
lad get out irl tbh.
b83c52 No.116516
>>116514
*punches you in the gob*
87690f No.116517
>>116513
Christ on a bike!
4173e0 No.116518
>>116510
There are a few décents girls tbh lad
Stay away from degenerate places and you'll find a decent girl
35f793 No.116519
File: e73c7d227416499⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 279.97 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymwfcWsAMj9Gg.jpg large.jpg)
8ea018 No.116520
>>116518
pfff youre one to talk
344120 No.116521
I have to not be 16 stone first tbh
>>116514
well yes
I mean a lad chasing after a lass over the internet
this one guy I used to play overwatch with got in with a german roastie and went over there to be her footstool and now neither of them are ever online
it seems to be something that actually happens now even though the idea used to be a joke
>>116515
*goes down the pub*
*chats up a granny*
alternatively
*goes outdoors*
*chats up a lass*
*she doesn't look it but is underage*
those are my choices atm tbh
apart from the nice lass at the bank
>>116518
>everywhere is degenerate
87690f No.116522
>>116519
trying to lure me into the imperium ey lad :)
b83c52 No.116523
>>116521
>pub
>granny
wrong pubs lad.
4173e0 No.116524
>>116521
Not true lad
Browse speech therapy centres and find yourself a qt autistic girl
b83c52 No.116525
>>116524
*raises eyebrow *
35f793 No.116528
>>116526
night lad. don't let herts get you preggers
788996 No.116529
>>116524
>autistic gf
go on
6ea5f1 No.116530
>>116526
You're going to share a bed? B-bye. Stay safe. I wouldn't trust Herts. I would
b83c52 No.116531
344120 No.116532
>>116524
>>116529
didn't I already spill the beans on my experiences with autistic lasses
it's basically my life story tbh
they're not a good idea
>>116523
probably going to tour them all at some point to find the right one
06fecc No.116533
b83c52 No.116535
>>116533
alright you nignog
06fecc No.116536
b83c52 No.116537
>>116532
>tour them all
have a half in each one and decide which one is the better hunting ground for the evening tbh.
b83c52 No.116539
>>116536
my blood pressure and pulse rate tbh. been up to anything?
8ea018 No.116540
>>116533
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
06fecc No.116541
>>116539
Drove my car, some country roads may have witness a traffic law violation ;^) but they ain't telling
>>116539
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGERS
b62353 No.116542
>>116530
Are you saying you would refuse your board owner's generous offer of sharing a bed if he asked?
4173e0 No.116543
>>116529
We'll they're girls who are autistic
>>116533
Lad
35f793 No.116544
06fecc No.116545
>>116543
hey lad
or is this daftie? :^)
b83c52 No.116546
>>116542
>>116544
lad casual sex is not slaggish if it furthers the cause of white nationalism tbqh.
87690f No.116547
>>116544
SUFFERER OF YELLOW FEVER
35f793 No.116548
35f793 No.116549
>>116547
That's not an insult though
b83c52 No.116550
58fe1d No.116551
>>116539
vanlad is on drugs again
87690f No.116552
>>116549
you have a disease that eats away at your soul and blinds your judgement
6ea5f1 No.116553
>>116542
I'd let him sleep in my bed if he wanted. I have experience sharing the bed with other boys.
35f793 No.116554
35f793 No.116555
>>116553
> I have experience sharing the bed with other boys.
87690f No.116556
b83c52 No.116557
>>116551
>again
reeeeeee ive been a good lad for ages tbh
35f793 No.116558
b83c52 No.116559
6ea5f1 No.116560
>>116555
Obviously baiting but it's the truth
87690f No.116561
>>116558
he's absolutely riddled with it
4173e0 No.116562
>>116545
shes tucked up at home tbh
as if we'd post while together anyway
35f793 No.116563
b62353 No.116564
>>116544
Herts is very moral and I'm sure he would only share a bed with me for purposes of exchanging warmth and non-sexual emotional comfort.
>>116553
O-oh, good lad.
06fecc No.116565
>>116562
took your time with that response lad ;)
b83c52 No.116566
>>116562
[massive grin intensifies]
87690f No.116567
>>116563
one of the symptoms of yellow fever is not knowing how detrimental it is for your health and well being
see a doctor
344120 No.116568
>>116560
you mean like when you were 10 and had sleepovers with a much older boy and all you remember is watch american dennis the menace and eating and drinking stuff he gave you before falling asleep and a few weeks later the boy is sent away
right?
35f793 No.116569
File: 275a730fb40751e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.2 KB, 640x909, 640:909, DDfMDFgWsAACezv.jpg large.jpg)
>>116567
It's not detrimental to me
4173e0 No.116570
>>116565
Sorry lad I was in the illegal secret club tbh
b83c52 No.116571
>>116567
>see a doctor
or a white woman
06fecc No.116572
>>116570
Smh lad as I'm not a member of the illegal memi club I'll never known.
>>116568
what
6ea5f1 No.116573
>>116564
My brothers and cousins. I am pure and innocent.
>>116568
Wew, lad. I hope not, but I wouldn't remember. I think my cousins are all still around. One of them died though
b83c52 No.116574
>>116573
>one of them died
…
87690f No.116575
>>116569
nice pic of a ruminating jap
is she thinking of how to emigrate to engalnd so she can do her part FOR THE IMPERIUM?
87690f No.116576
>>116571
yeah this
he'll be cured instantly
87690f No.116577
Need a young Queen gf tbh
35f793 No.116578
File: 86f0d3bc20fdb94⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 387.03 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, DE8qhb7V0AAnRj5.jpg large.jpg)
>>116571
Why would I do that
>>116575
What are you implying
344120 No.116579
>>116572
list of things I have said this night
-"aggressively pursued" by a negress as a teenager
-romantically involved with an autesse
-molested as a child by an older nonce maybe
>>116577
wanting a krautjew
344120 No.116580
87690f No.116581
>>116578
>What are you implying
she needs the english dick … mine
>Yuka Kuramochi
would fuck
06fecc No.116582
>>116579
Wewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew lad tbh
b83c52 No.116583
>>116579
>list of things you have said tonight
confusedAF.gif
6ea5f1 No.116584
>>116574
Car crash, he was driving
344120 No.116585
>>116583
in the bongobongo film land tbh
it was relevant at the time
b83c52 No.116587
going clubbing lads
DONT talk to me until Ive paid £5 for a pint of watery strongbow
4173e0 No.116588
344120 No.116589
>>116586
I wish i was caratacus tbh
87690f No.116590
>>116587
OI OI
GET US A PACKET OF CRISPS WILL YA
35f793 No.116591
>>116587
have fun
don't get glassed in the toilets
b83c52 No.116592
>>116588
t. flies across the world to meet women
06fecc No.116593
87690f No.116594
>>116589
Men back in the day achieved things that seem other worldly to me
4173e0 No.116595
>>116592
>implying she was the original reason for me coming here
even if you're right it's still better than clubbing
8ea018 No.116596
>>116587
Go get em tiger
DONT come back if you didn't bring a MILF to your van
b83c52 No.116597
>>116589
me2tbh, except the captured by romans bit
8ea018 No.116598
>>116595
You ever been to a club herts? You should check out some german ones
344120 No.116599
>>116592
tbh they might actually have a long lasting relationship and make many hwhite babies together
>>116594
we must regain that spirit
53d9a3 No.116600
>>116568
lad
>>116597
He trusted a thot
He got what he got
06fecc No.116601
>>116595
you could've gone clubbing with daftie tbh
b83c52 No.116602
>>116595
good for you tbh mate, Id do the same in a heartbeat.
>better than clubbing
what on earth could be better than queuing for toilets with no flat surfaces in? :^)
35f793 No.116603
>>116598
>herts goes to a german club
>it's exclusively new germans on MDMA listening to Du Hast and Kraftwerk on a loop
b83c52 No.116605
>>116603
[desire to go to germany intensifies]
06fecc No.116606
>>116602
You know the fucking indian or black gremlin in every club toilet?
344120 No.116607
*flies through the thread on a cannonball*
BARON MUNCHAUSEN NOW PLAYING
>>116605
to kick the shit in of the new germans like the Fistfights With Muslims In Europe guy?
b83c52 No.116609
>>116596
cant bring them back to the van, smh, it goes badly when you invite them.
>>116606
>no spray no lay
oh yes.
b83c52 No.116610
>>116607
>>116608
YOU UTTER CUNTS REEEEEEE
35f793 No.116611
06fecc No.116612
>>116609
I fucking hate them, one tried to make me pay 5 quid for some paper towel as the hand dryers weren't working.
53d9a3 No.116613
>>116612
I don't even understand why they exist tbh
b83c52 No.116614
>>116607
>fist fight new germans
id rather sell them some hotshots so they cark it in a hilarious eyepopping fashion tbh.
344120 No.116615
>>116610
it's not official, can always have it on tomorrow or sunday, whenever you can nick some leccy
4173e0 No.116616
>>116598
I went once and hated it
>>116601
The topic of clubbing actually came up, we both agreed we didn't really like it
>>116602
lel
87690f No.116617
>>116611
some qts here as well
58fe1d No.116618
>>116610
It was in the playlist and just followed on from the previous shit film.
b83c52 No.116619
>>116612
you have to pay them or they grass you up to the bouncers, its easier to budget for £10 of bribes than it is to talk your way out of an arn lock.
8ea018 No.116620
>>116603
Doesn't sound too bad. You get to rip off a burka at the end of the night
>>116609
Really? That's a shame. That's like half the stuff I'd ever want to do in the back of a van
>>116616
you're no fun lad. I bet you just didn't get into it. You should come up here and I'll teach you how to grind on thots
53d9a3 No.116621
>>116617
>tfw no army of qt ayyylmao clone lasses to molest
b83c52 No.116622
taxis here, bye lads, and well played are BO, Ill drink a toast to you tonight tbh.
8ea018 No.116623
b83c52 No.116624
>>116620
i can afford hotels tbh lad :^)
344120 No.116625
b83c52 No.116627
>>116622
>tfw ordered a taxi to the van
kek
06fecc No.116628
>>116616
Clubbing is fun when you go with people who don't like clubbing and you all know it, when everyone pretends it's not fun it's shit but when you go and do whatever you want and piss off the normies it's great
>>116622
Have fun laddddddd
don;t forget you have work tomorrow
35f793 No.116629
>>116624
Do you prebook or just rock up?
58fe1d No.116630
>>116617
I really enjoyed that.
b83c52 No.116631
>>116629
rock up tbh, premier inn and days inn are within £20 taxi fare from both of my local towns.
87690f No.116632
>>116630
yeah
it's pretty funny
d47253 No.116633
>LOCAL taxi has free wifi
can i post or is it going to 4g me
4173e0 No.116634
>>116620
>grind on thots
It has a charm to it tbh
>>116622
See you lad and thanks I guess
>>116628
I guess, personally I prefer a quiet evening out with a mate or girl rather than clubbing tbh
8ea018 No.116635
>>116628
Or you could just bop about and finish the night with a pretty lady
35f793 No.116636
I think something's not right with me
d47253 No.116637
>>116628
clubbing is also fun when you just get hammered and see what happens.
>>116635
this.
>>116634
>thanks you guess
…
d47253 No.116639
>>116636
is it the chinks or the celibacy?
abf88c No.116640
>>116636
but you;re a lovely lad
35f793 No.116641
>>116639
Probably the celibacy
8ea018 No.116642
>>116641
What's your actual problem regarding celibacy?
06fecc No.116643
>>116637
This is true but expensive
>>116635
Not here wew
>>116636
What's getting you down lad?
>>116634
nerd tbh that's not how you get pushed down a hill in a shopping trolley at 2am
35f793 No.116644
>>116642
No sex drive at all
d47253 No.116645
>>116641
want to come and find some lasses with me?
>>116643
>expensive
>tfw spent £120 before ive got to the club
youve got that right.
53d9a3 No.116646
>>116644
Have you always been this way?
d47253 No.116647
>>116644
go somewhere where you are competing with other blokes, it stirs primal instinct tbh.
4173e0 No.116648
>>116637
dont read into it lad I always say that for no good reason
>>116643
I keep my eye on the prize though
06fecc No.116649
8ea018 No.116650
>>116644
Huh. You should get a doctor to examine your todger lad. This could probably be cured
>>116643
where is here
06fecc No.116651
35f793 No.116652
>>116650
Maybe a checkup on my test would be a good idea.
>>116646
Probably since I was in my mid teens.
d47253 No.116653
>>116648
i dont read into anything lad, its a mugs game.
>>116649
not really, this has been a relatively quiet and cheap predrink tbh.
06fecc No.116654
8ea018 No.116656
>>116651
You're a pessimist. Even an ugly girl turns pretty when she starts rubbing herself on you. Besides, it's more about serving your primal urges than trying to find a beautiful wife
>>116652
I would say so. But I would recommend you tell them the full problem. Can you get an erection?
fcfeb4 No.116657
35f793 No.116658
>>116656
Yes, but I don't want to do anything with it
4173e0 No.116659
35f793 No.116660
>>116657
Don't you live in the other place
8ea018 No.116661
>>116658
Maybe you just need to be in the room with a naked girl. do you watch porn?
>>116657
YO
what brings you here lad?
fcfeb4 No.116662
>>116659
Lad
>>116660
I like you lads too
>>116661
Bantz
35f793 No.116663
>>116661
No I don't, unless you count my imperiumposting as porn
>>116662
You're alright, lad.
06fecc No.116664
>>116657
hullo
>>116656
they are grim inside and out tbh, I would rather not satisfy my primal urges with them
fcfeb4 No.116665
>>116663
Are you the type of Englishman who lives in Hong Kong but can only score with Filipinos or Indonesians?
53d9a3 No.116666
File: 51e1dcc6079ccbb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.74 KB, 634x426, 317:213, stonehenge after a larper ….jpg)
The Druids must be avenged tbh
35f793 No.116668
fcfeb4 No.116670
87690f No.116671
>>116667
deeply aroused
Y U DO DIS TO ME
I want a white woman
8ea018 No.116672
>>116662
Well were a little slim on bantz rn because we're watching a movie. But feel free to indulge in it, it's for us all to share.
>>116663
Definitely tell your doctor lad. He might even give you cool pills.
>>116664
>Wanting to know what a girl's like on the inside
I don't believe you lad. I bet youre calling all those cute 5-6/10s grim. There's no one better to pacify yourself with tbh
fcfeb4 No.116674
>>116672
Uma thurman had great tits
53d9a3 No.116675
>>116667
>ywn lick her bum
4173e0 No.116676
Night lads I stayed up too late smh
06fecc No.116677
>>116672
Lad the girls in my area are just grim
6ea5f1 No.116678
fcfeb4 No.116679
>>116675
>not objectifying your wife a bit so the sex is good
The man is an idiot or a fag
8ea018 No.116681
>>116674
That she did. Honestly tehy're probably still fine
>>116676
Good night lad. I'm sure you'll sleep well
>>116677
Lad you sound like you're thinking too much with your head. You need to start thinking with you benis :D
53d9a3 No.116684
>>116679
The man is a fucking nutcase tbh but he's the sort of thing you expect when you train lads day in day out to believe their own instincts are evil.
53d9a3 No.116685
>>116682
The board is owned by a Russian agent and his 35 year old boyfriend, what's to explain?
78f7b9 No.116686
>forgot all about dafty passing age of consent
06fecc No.116687
>>116686
pretty sure it's like 15 in Germany anyway
6ea5f1 No.116688
87690f No.116689
wots goin on ere then lads?
78f7b9 No.116690
>>116471
>>116484
The International Normie must be eradicated at any cost.
53d9a3 No.116691
>>116686
>I've been posting in threads with a 15 year old all this time
Dafties are getting younger and younger
6ea5f1 No.116692
so who are the next people meeting up?
fcfeb4 No.116693
06fecc No.116694
>>116690
>literal international normies
8ea018 No.116695
>>116693
I think she's the only one that isn't
87690f No.116696
>>116692
me and you
you sexy bastard
fcfeb4 No.116697
78f7b9 No.116698
these perverts must be brought to justice
6ea5f1 No.116699
>>116694
No.
>>116695
Lad…
>>116696
I'm not into imperium, lad
06fecc No.116700
>>116699
no to you too smh
4e1201 No.116701
53d9a3 No.116702
>>116692
See you in Pontypool next week, butt
6ea5f1 No.116703
>>116700
replied to the wrong lad
>>116702
o-okay. Good luck finding me
78f7b9 No.116704
87690f No.116705
>>116699
>I'm not into imperium, lad
lying prick
you've posted some delicious chinkies
06fecc No.116706
>>116704
Depeche Mode violated?
6ea5f1 No.116707
>>116705
yeah, I posted them for you.
78f7b9 No.116708
how can you go on posting here after having sex? it is abominable
87690f No.116710
>>116707
you know you'd fuck a qt jap
don't lie, mush.
78f7b9 No.116711
i hope you feel pleased with yourselves
87690f No.116712
6ea5f1 No.116713
>>116710
I have principles, lad. I am really disgusted by other races and especially miscegenation.
78f7b9 No.116714
how can people on the internet just meet up and have sex this is'nt right
53d9a3 No.116715
>>116710
>mush
My mummy used to use that word, how old are you?
6ea5f1 No.116717
>>116714
I am sure they both wear chastity belts, lad
87690f No.116718
>>116715
55 with a wife and two bastards
19fa8e No.116719
>>116692
Should be you and Neo tbh.
78f7b9 No.116720
Why do you passive men continue to allow this abherration to storm your board? Stamp them into the dust. To think there are men who go incel while this sin is committed on an incel's board.
a839a8 No.116721
Please keep your resident fag enabler 22st contained to this board.
t. /brit/
53d9a3 No.116722
>>116718
Dad, get off /newbrit/, I know you aren't a dafty
6ea5f1 No.116723
>>116720
he's the BO, lad. You might end up being purged
87690f No.116724
8ea018 No.116725
>>116720
incel's board?
speak for yourself lad
6ea5f1 No.116727
>>116726
Wouldn't you want to have autistic sex, lad?
78f7b9 No.116728
6ea5f1 No.116729
>>116728
Oh, I'm confusing you for somebody else, lad. You're not our resident autist, are you?
78f7b9 No.116730
>>116729
might be tbh this is just infuritating
53d9a3 No.116731
>>116728
It's VR cyber-rape while wearing a red goblin suit.
140a3f No.116733
>>116729
Lad why does /Brit/ bully you so much?
788996 No.116734
whats it like having sex with a chick with autism?
asking for a m8 of mine ofc lads
6ea5f1 No.116735
>>116732
Kek.
He was acting a bit autistic :^)
>>116730
Why,lad?
>>116733
Who are you, lad? I've always been bullied and I guess it is deserved to some extent. I am like a battered wife excusing them smh
>>116734
They might suddenly start screaming and kicking I guess.
344120 No.116736
>>116734
non existent
she wasn't able to get wet enough to actually have a proper go at the old in out in out and we gave up
and later she left me because her logical autist brain made the objectively superior choice of chasing after a rich swiss bloke
3f6c2c No.116737
>>116734
Best sex you'll ever have lad
78f7b9 No.116738
>>116735
meatspaceposting to this degree is just obscene and gives a lightening rod to my immense envy of noncels tbh
6ea5f1 No.116739
>>116738
Herts and Daftie found each other online, lad. What's stopping you?
87690f No.116742
7c4f13 No.116745
>>116733
Sadomasochist tbh.
>>116739
Allegedly* A clever ruseman could've constructed both identities while playing the long con in hopes of gathering intel or extracting lulz.
16fbb4 No.116746
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Fuck me silly what a tune.
Lads I've been lifting 2 weeks straight twice a day until my arms can't physically lift anymore. Am I overdoing it or is this how I become /fit/?
16fbb4 No.116747
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Lying in bed with my laptop on my chest and I can barely move my arms or shoulders even. Did I do good or have I fucked my arms?
Bet £20 on England winning in Russia next year.
6ea5f1 No.116748
>>116745
Kek, lad. Maybe
>>116746
Overdoing it, lad. Don't get how you're able to do that tbh.
16fbb4 No.116749
>>116748
Been forcing it a lot. Want to get fit. Riding my bike about 10 miles a day too.
6ea5f1 No.116750
>>116749
Jesus, lad. Nice discipline tbh
16fbb4 No.116751
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More than that often. My goal is 100 in a single day by the end of the year.
16fbb4 No.116752
>>116750
I've lost roughly under a stone a month since April. I can't live on Earth anymore as a chubby bastard, the latter I cannot change but the former I will end once and for all.
8ea018 No.116753
>>116746
Yes you're over doing it. Get on a programme lad, you need only lift x3 a week to get swole as a novice
6ea5f1 No.116754
>>116751
>>116752
Pisses me off that you're doing so well, lad
*grabs your leg and pulls you down*
8ea018 No.116755
>>116749
>riding bike
overtraining
16fbb4 No.116756
>>116753
I want to do it once a day. It feels so fucking good lifting and collapsing from exhaustion and sheer pain in my arms. I love it.
>>116754
I don't even look fat anymore. I used to have a bit of belly and that but it doesn't stick out anymore. Still a big guy but in more positive ways. My thighs are huge tbh ngl and arms are visibly more muscular.
>>116755
10 miles is nothing. An hour cycle at most. I've cycled from London to Oxford before in a day though it took me the entire day.
16fbb4 No.116757
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ANOTHER GIRL
ANOTHER PLANET
8ea018 No.116758
>>116756
>workouts
I feel the same lad. But it's over training. Do you wanna get swole? If you like hurting yourself you can just do it with a hammer
>bike
Mostly a joke, but you're exercise frequency + bike rides is a good way to be stuck repairing muscle and never build it. you better be fucking eating
16fbb4 No.116760
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>>116758
I will take a break for a day in between every intense lifting session then. You seem to know a lot.
>mostly a joke
What did he mean by this? Better for the joints than running especially when you are a fat bastard. I eat a fucking tonne of protein and I don't ride that much. Only until I get bored or tired. 10 miles is sunset stroll tier distances, nothing of note.
8ea018 No.116761
>>116617
FUCK i love synchrony
87690f No.116762
>>116761
>synchrony
what's that?
8ea018 No.116763
>>116760
I just browse /fit. Was a casual lifter for like 5 months, made a lot of mistakes and learned a lot.
>what did he mean by this?
I meant it was mostly joking that the bicycle was over training. So long as it's light intensity you can do it until the cows come home. If it's high intensity there's additional stress on your body. But do keep biking, it's good to be conditioned. And you have a good attitude. And I mean calories as well. If you're trying to lose weight then it's fine but don't go into like a 700 deficit or you'll be wasting away
8ea018 No.116764
>>116762
>synchrony
simultaneous action or occurrence i.e them nip girls moving at the same time
6f6c0b No.116765
Can we have a /newbrit/ weight loss support group thread lads?
16fbb4 No.116766
>>116763
I've been recommended to eat about 1600 calories to lose weight so with the exercise I am doing 2000 a day seems reasonable. I'm not a complete retard, starving myself is stupid. Will keep your advice in mind.
Give me a quick rundown on what a guy who has two dumbbells and a fear of the gym can do when lifting.
16fbb4 No.116767
>>116765
Kek, might be a good idea. I can share my routine if you want. I've lost a fucking tonne of weight so it definitely works.
06fecc No.116768
8ea018 No.116769
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>>116766
>1600 kcal
Calories aren't universal, it really depends on your height and weight. If you're tall and fat, you might need more than 1600s. Check out my fitness pal or really any calorie counting app/website to get closer numbers. 2000 might be fine but there's an honest warning
>quick rundown
Difficult to say exactly what you can do, I have little experience outside the gym. I know that dumbbells can be used to train most bodyparts. I also know people can get pretty nice upperbodies with bodyweight routines. You could either use bodyweight + dumbells as additional work or just do a dumbell based routine.
I could probably take a swing at giving you a dumbell routine if you want
8ea018 No.116770
>>116768
Goodnight lad. Sleeptight
>>116766
>pic related
8ea018 No.116771
>the marmite I had with my cheese burned a hole on my tongue
Worth it tbh
16fbb4 No.116772
>>116769
I'm about 5'9 so not tall. I've used those and most have said 1600 or less. Yeah give us a go lad and I'll let you know how I get on. I've researched some stuff but it would be nice to hear from an actual person. Saved that video for later too.
>>116770
>all that
Hmmm looks intense.
8ea018 No.116773
>>116772
Okay, but before I do I gotta ask: do you have any bars to do pullups and/or dips on?
Here's some general tips as well:
1. The trick to building muscle is progressive overload. Essentially you need to add weight to get strong. As a beginner you'll probably be able to add an extra kg every workout. Every week at least. - if you can't it's fine, it'll be because you're not getting enough calories to build muscle. Either lose weight until you wanna start gaining it or bump up the kcals slightly
2.Don't bother with splits. Full body workouts are better. Especially for a novice
3.Compound exercises like pullups, dips, pushups, benchpress, deadlift, squat are recommended. They should be done first with the addiitional exercises following.
4.Always keep good form, you don't wanna throw out a spinal disk and it can lead to you not working a muscle as hard as you'd like
5.Sleep. 7:30 - 8 hours preferably. Anything less and you're missing out on valuable time your body needs to repair
8ea018 No.116774
>>116773
>>116772
WOAH I just remembered:
http://scoobysworkshop.com/beginning-workout-plan/
If you have a pullup or something to pullup off, then do this
16fbb4 No.116776
>>116773
None I am afraid to say.
Will keep this in mind, thank you.
8ea018 No.116777
>>116776
Okay so so this I would say x3 a week but every other day is probably fine. If it makes you happy then it doesn't matter if it's sub-optimal. You're gonna have an A workout and a B workout. You need to alternate between
A and B. If you did it 3xweek then it'd look like this: (x denotes rest days) AxBxAxx, and then the next week would be BxAxBxx
Here's A workout:
1.Dumbbell benchpress (you can do this on the floor if you don't have a bench,)
2. Dumbell rows
3.Goblet Squat
Then you can add additional exercises if you want. I would say you should add, biceps curls and triceps extension for bigger arms
Here's B:
1.dumbbell overhead press (or curl and press from video you choose)
2. barbell rows (or dumbell tripod row)
3.dumbbell deadlift (do it like this: https://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/main/popup/name/romanian-deadlift-with-dumbbells or https://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/main/popup/name/stiff-legged-dumbbell-deadlift)
again feel free to add addition exercises, like the extra arm work. As a rule, if you want to make a lagging muscle bigger then add an exercise.
On the main lifts you should make them as heavy as possible to do with good form. You should be able to do 8 reps for 3 sets. On the last set do as many additional reps as you can with *good form* - DONT go to failure. Remember to add weight on the weekly.
With the additional exercises go for 10 reps. You can add weight to these too but not at the cost of the main lifts.
UNDERSTAMD??
if not ask me anything to clarify
8ea018 No.116778
>>116777
>>116776
okay so do this*
additionally I should note that you can do dumbell tripod row each workout, not just B.
Yes I misspelled understand
I'm tired, I now go to sleep.
Will answer additional questions on the 'morrow or nowish if you're quick
344120 No.116779
morning lads
good /fit/ stuff up there
06fecc No.116780
06fecc No.116782
>>116781
That's fucking stupid dont know why it made me laugh so much
344120 No.116783
>ywn play super monkey ball on the ps2 again
—
"Fuck you," I said wisely.
"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.
"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.
—
Even Dr. Liz had been slain.
"No… NO NO NO! FUUUUCK!" Garfield abandoned his characteristic deadpan tone and wailed.
—
"WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR ROBOTNIK?!" When the thug didn't respond, Silver shot the air next to him. "HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
—
06fecc No.116784
>>116783
Is that the new dialog for tails get some trolled?
344120 No.116785
>>116784
rips from twitter rips from fanfiction.net
06fecc No.116786
>>116785
The guy hasn't made any new tails get trolled in ages, I need my fix of the modern Iliad
344120 No.116787
>>116786
want to test an aoe2 scenario?
original game w/voobly patches, via voobly
da wants a third player to make his d&d dungeon crawler a bit faster, should be quick enough that you don't overheat
06fecc No.116788
>>116787
Hmm, no idea where my original game is tbh
4a5c14 No.116789
>>116783
My boy. I've got my old Gamecube copy sitting right here. I can play it whenever I like. I'd probably just emulate it though. Can't be arsed hooking my Gamecube up, and it would like like shit on my TV.
1627a0 No.116790
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>>116787
>aoe2
Don't suppose you guys have heard of this?
8ea018 No.116791
Morning all. My throat is not a happy camper rn.
>story time
I dreamed that me and my vampire mate were off looking for my phone. We checked a bunch of places before I remembered I'd left it at my bedside. Also for some reason this old skeleton man was ragging this lady who was somebody's mum, not sure who's though.
06fecc No.116792
>>116790
That's only on windows 10 and not on steam iirc
b62353 No.116793
>>116790
>start video
>WOLOLOOOO
Looks cool. I have fond memories of playing the original. I still have the old manual and the big tech tree booklet.
It looks like they've got a lot more individual frames for unit animations.
1627a0 No.116794
>>116792
Ah ok disregard it then
344120 No.116795
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>get to dungeon 2 for the first time
>going well
>open some chests
>endless spawn of monkeyboys out of a stone head nearby
>run up elevation for the atk and dmg reduction bonus
>get instakilled by horde of angry pavement apes
it's fun tbh, if anyone does have their original discs, come play
>>116790
>>116793
it's microshit
>windows store only
>windows 10 or whatever shit spyware they have now only
344120 No.116796
also
>landlady just walks into the house while we're testing
>doesn't phone ahead
>doesn't knock on the door
>just comes in with a customer
>have to awkwardly stand around as they go through our belongings looking at the house
at least I gave her a window leaflet
1627a0 No.116797
>>116796
Oh fucking hell my last landlord did this and I'm still fucking mad about it, you'd think they'd give you a heads up to tidy the place and clear off to the pub or something but no, Twats
06fecc No.116798
>>116795
*hunts through this belongings*
If I find it I'll play lad
8ea018 No.116799
>>116796
>>116797
Landlords really are the scum of the earth. One of the best indications that most people can't handle power over others. If any of these people were smart enough to take over a country they'd all be Mugabe-esque dictators
8ea018 No.116801
>>116800
Well at least they all learned their lesson
53d9a3 No.116802
>>116796
Pretty sure they're not strictly allowed to do that. It should be in your tenancy agreement that they have to give 24 hours notice.
9a46c2 No.116803
>>116796
wew. Lucky you weren't naked
344120 No.116804
>>116802
"we tried to call you but you didn't answer"
t. cunt
these are the same scums that have raised the rent repeatedly over the past few months until it's now £725/m for a place that is barely above council housing tier. looking forward to going innamiddleofnowhere tbh
9a46c2 No.116805
THE IRONY
Ex-Muslims accused of 'inciting hatred' after criticising Islamic homophobia at Pride
>A prominent group of ex-Muslims are facing calls to be banned from future Pride marches in London after a mosque complained about their criticisms of Islam.
>Activists affiliated to the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain (CEMB) took part in the march on Saturday 8 July. Their signs bore slogans such as "Allah is gay," "Throw ISIS off the roof" and "Islamophobia is an oxymoron".
>Some listed the 13 countries – all under Islamic rule – where homosexuality is punishable by death. One sign said "Fuck Islamic homophobia," with "Fuck Islam" in a different colour to the rest of the letters.
It's still hard for me to believe that we're actually defending a foreign religion from criticism. Where did all the anti-Christian atheists go?
http://www.secularism.org.uk/news/2017/07/ex-muslim-group-may-be-barred-from-pride-after-criticising-islam
06fecc No.116806
>>116800
>going to court
>not killing him and burying him in the desert and saying he ran away
Smh little nigger didn't exist to anyone other than them.
344120 No.116807
Regarding AoE2:HD I'm also developing a Dynasty Warriors type scenario based on an old Italian Wars one I did where you have to have supply trains and things, if anyone wants to give it a spin on Steam.
I have all the expacks for the HD version too for WE WUZ skirmishing
53d9a3 No.116808
>>116805
>Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain
Pretty kekworthy
>Where did all the anti-Christian atheists go?
The fact is that those people were never pro-secularism or even pro-rationalism, they were just cultural marxists: anti-white and most of all anti-christian. That has been apparent since atheism+.
>>116804
I feel you man. It's not like as a tenant you can make any kind of meaningful complaint anyway. My washing machine has broken for the second time, after they said the first time that there was nothing wrong with it. Might as well learn how to hand wash clothes tbh
06fecc No.116809
>>116807
I found my original game lad
13f2ca No.116810
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344120 No.116812
>>116809
goodlad, want to test the dungeon one now?
have to get voobly and the patches etc
87690f No.116813
>>116810
is pamyu imperium quality?
13f2ca No.116814
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8ea018 No.116815
>>116814
Wait I don't understand, if you don't have a sex drive then why do you like Imperium
13f2ca No.116816
>>116815
They're fun to watch
1627a0 No.116817
>>116807
Do any of you lads play age of mythology?
d4bea7 No.116819
Imperium poster pics Cumpilation tbh
9a46c2 No.116820
13f2ca No.116821
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8ea018 No.116822
9a46c2 No.116823
I fucking hate having a phone and always being available. Please leave me alone
87690f No.116824
>>116819
fuckin quality
>posters
at least half of those pic were post by me
06fecc No.116826
>>116825
>left memes
>memes about being good at making memes but don't make any actual memes
>right memes
>whatever is funny that day
344120 No.116828
>>116817
I have AoM original discs and the rerelease with the asian expansion, but that one is fucked iirc.
happy to play lad
>>116826
not too bad lad?
unfortunate to go with wizard as first run tbh
06fecc No.116829
>>116828
i had fun, just gotta do some stuff now.
87690f No.116830
>>116825
that's how the left win
they know most people won't do their research and so they create a narrative and image of the right that will cause everyone to see them as simple and stupid, thus easy to ridicule
1627a0 No.116831
>>116828
Noice, I've only got it on steam though
344120 No.116832
>>116829
da's off at 5pm I think but we can always run on our own or do other maps etc
been ages since I've done rts tbh
13f2ca No.116833
>>116825
right wingers BTFO
87690f No.116834
i am very tempted to spam this thread with Nipponese women …
9a46c2 No.116835
>>116834
IMPERIUM AND ASTOLFO COMBINED
Spoilered for a reason
9a46c2 No.116837
>>116835
not even sure if boy tbh. Might have stuffed her panties to go with the cosplay.
1627a0 No.116840
>>116835
I always wonder what kind of person does that and what happens to them later in life, shits pretty fucked
9a46c2 No.116841
b62353 No.116842
>>116835
Very impressive.
>>116837
It's definitely a plastic benis.
87690f No.116843
>>116840
They'll either commit suicide or become a recluse
9a46c2 No.116845
>>116842
>It's definitely a plastic benis.
>it's sold with the rest of the costume
>>116844
goodlad
9a46c2 No.116846
20 days old, but
>A fifth of male fish are now transgender because of chemicals from the contraceptive pill being flushed down household drains, a study by has suggested.
>Male river fish are displaying feminised traits and even producing eggs, the study found. Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive behaviour, which makes them less likely to breed successfully.
>The chemicals causing these effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill, by-products of cleaning agents, plastics and cosmetics, according to the findings.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/
87690f No.116847
>>116846
O fuck … the mad man was right!
b62353 No.116848
>>116846
We shouldn't oppose the life choices of transfish tbh. There's nothing to see here boyim.
9a46c2 No.116849
>>116847
Good thing no politician talks about this, right? Just feminise us all as long as you ban FGM
>>116848
True. The fish are just progressing, just like us.
87690f No.116850
BURN THE SCOUSE RATS AND REPLACE THEM WITH JAPANESE PEOPLE
9a46c2 No.116851
>tfw the chemicals anthropomorphise and feminise you
06fecc No.116852
9a46c2 No.116854
>>116850
Leave Ginnie and Joe alone, lad
4af4f9 No.116857
Reeeeee fuck off rain you wet dripping cunt
a90d0c No.116858
https://www.instagram.com/bethanyanneparker/
An average male can still overpower the top 90% of females. I could overpower her.
87690f No.116859
>>116854
Ginnie isn't really scouse tho
she hasn't got that ludicrous accent
06fecc No.116860
>>116858
hey lad did you win?
344120 No.116861
>>116857
you survived then?
a90d0c No.116862
87690f No.116863
>>116858
just grab her by the gash and stick your finger in
job's a good'un
13f2ca No.116864
a90d0c No.116865
>>116863
Sounds like a top plan
I really would like to pin her down and laugh as she tries so hard to free herself from my grasp, but she comes to the realisation that no matter how much weight she has lifted, she will never have the strength and will to defeat me. She then submits to me.
06fecc No.116866
9a46c2 No.116867
>>116864
link to this happening? What a cuck. Didn't this lad have cancer?
9a46c2 No.116868
>America shipping ISIS unfiltered water
87690f No.116869
>>116864
what was thee joke?
13f2ca No.116870
>>116869
I think someone asked "are traps gay" and he's gone full retard.
87690f No.116871
a90d0c No.116872
>>116865
On the bright side lads, this will all be possible when civilisation collapses.
9a46c2 No.116873
>>116870
that was the question? Top kek an obvious joke. Pathetic
1627a0 No.116874
>>116865
That's a errr very vivid imagination you've got there lad
9a46c2 No.116875
>>116865
The realisation any woman ever raped came to
4af4f9 No.116876
>>116861
50/50 today tbh lad, didnt sleep last night.
13f2ca No.116877
>>116876
Did you expect to sleep after doing a few lines?
53d9a3 No.116878
>>116846
Does nobody in a position of power think that maybe this is something that should be stopped? Perhaps the EU should have a regulation for it, they make great laws, everyone raves about how great their laws are.
>>116858
>implying you wouldn't let her rape you
a90d0c No.116879
>>116874
It is just truth.
13f2ca No.116880
>>116878
>>implying you wouldn't let her rape you
a90d0c No.116881
>>116878
>>implying you wouldn't let her rape you
maybe
53d9a3 No.116882
9a46c2 No.116883
>>116880
>letting somebody steal your precious bodily fluids
13f2ca No.116884
9a46c2 No.116885
>>116884
Were you visited last night, lad?
13f2ca No.116886
a90d0c No.116887
I long for the day when we will be free, lads. We will be unstoppable.
9a46c2 No.116888
>>116887
>tfw our children will actually have flying cars and go to Mars
a90d0c No.116889
If you compiled my entire posting history into a book, it would be read throughout the ages and regarded as pure genius.
87690f No.116890
>>116886
i'll be round next week
13f2ca No.116891
53d9a3 No.116892
>>116888
Y-yeah. They'll be free to do all that.
a90d0c No.116893
>>116888
>being a techcuck
87690f No.116894
>>116891
i'll visit you during the night
and lewd things will happen
9a46c2 No.116895
>>116892
What else would they do?
>>116893
Oh I meant it would all come tumbling down and we'd return to our tribalistic nature, r-right?
27c3cf No.116896
STOP POST CHINKS AND POST GINNIES INSTEAD
please. I havent seen Ginnies since 2015!
9a46c2 No.116897
>>116896
This. Why has she forsaken us?
13f2ca No.116898
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>>116896
here's one for you especially
27c3cf No.116899
>>116897
>>116898
>tfw cant even go on steam anymore in case that girl who i told i liked is on
>tfw not even ginnies are being posted
a real bad day today lads
9a46c2 No.116900
>>116899
Maybe she has sent you an offline message
a90d0c No.116901
You must come to the realisation that many of our children will die. Modern medicine cannot last forever, especially in the event of a collapse. Of course we know how to clean water, and not to eat where you shit, but child mortality will still be relatively high compared to the modern era. This is something we must accept as our ancestors have done. But by using modern medicine we increase the resistance of certain bacterias and so on, and weaken our own natural resistance. We killed the plague through natural resistance, not medicine. It took many deaths and many years, but the human body will eventually overcome. We will become superior without the aid of medicine.
13f2ca No.116902
>>116900
>>116899
>girls
>on the internet
???
9a46c2 No.116904
>>116903
Thanks, lad. Don't think I have that one
9a46c2 No.116905
turns out I did have it smh
13f2ca No.116906
>>116903
Didn't realise Paul Scholes wen't to school with hale.
53d9a3 No.116908
>>116895
>What else would they do?
Keep dogs in secret. Hide from the sharia police. Visit underground surgeons to reverse their state-mandated FGM. Trade illicit items such as beer and music CDs. The future has all kinds of fun things, lad.
53d9a3 No.116910
>>116906
<googles Paul Scholes
4af4f9 No.116911
13f2ca No.116912
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9a46c2 No.116913
>>116908
That's what I call progress.
344120 No.116914
>the possible dutch girl but possibly a tranny is messaging me from corsica
*conversates*
9a46c2 No.116915
>tfw the neighbours heard a the clinking of utensils from your house
9a46c2 No.116917
>>116914
Who? I haven't been following
344120 No.116919
>>116917
haven't spoken about her tbh
an online contact from steam friends threads who I used to play aoe with
a supposedly dutch tranny attentionwhored on pol or v or somthing ages ago and made me paranoid beyond the usual "it's a guy playing prtend"
a90d0c No.116920
>>116914
lad whats your opinion on >>116858
9a46c2 No.116921
>>116919
you're going to need proof, lad
06fecc No.116925
>>116924
Did thread break for anyone else?
13f2ca No.116926
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06fecc No.116927
344120 No.116929
>>116921
it keeps making suggestive comments and mentioning that it's a woman so I'm leaning towards tranny tbqh
nice if it wasn't though
9a46c2 No.116930
Poor lass.
Little girl says she hates being white because she's always called a racist - just for being white.
https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/888377861241004033
a90d0c No.116931
9a46c2 No.116932
>>116929
ask her what her chromosomes are. Lasses love that
87690f No.116934
Time for tea, lads.
WAHEYYYYY
9a46c2 No.116936
>>116935
Cute Daftie fish, lass
13f2ca No.116937
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53d9a3 No.116938
>>116918
>end colonialism and imperialism
>still have brown people in a non-brown country
hmm
>>116930
She's white, she needs to pay reparations.
9a46c2 No.116941
>>116940
what's going on in East-Evropa and Afrika?
a90d0c No.116942
06fecc No.116943
>>116941
Balkans doing balkans
27c3cf No.116944
Does Ginnie have a bf? asking for a friend.
9a46c2 No.116945
>>116944
No. Become her bf.
>>116942
Guess it's not important to the story then
a90d0c No.116946
>>116945
maybe I'll include something
27c3cf No.116947
>>116945
I would become her bf but I don't have her contact info
she needs to have children. shes getting on a bit
9a46c2 No.116949
>>116947
Yeah, lad. I am sure you could find that information. It's been linked before, hasn't it?
a90d0c No.116950
>>116948
Imagine her petty cry for help when you pin her down
9a46c2 No.116951
>>116950
>leaving a Jew's lips unsealed
9a46c2 No.116952
>Skallagrim has 817k subscribers now and Civic Fencer has stagnated around 155k
ahhhhh
a90d0c No.116953
Jewish women crave big anglo dick
9a46c2 No.116954
>old white people have to die
>young white people shouldn't breed
What did he mean by this?
b62353 No.116955