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b62353 (12)  No.116237>>116255 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Labour nonces at it again

https://order-order.com/2017/07/21/child-protection-investigation-stalled-help-labour/

>Officials put the brakes on investigating a Labour councillor who was accused of being a paedophile in order to help the party during the 2015 General Election campaign, an independent inquiry has concluded. A child protection expert’s report -- seen by the Manchester Evening News – finds that two Bury Council officers acted under either “direct political influence” to downplay the allegations against the councillor, or “the mistaken belief by senior officers that they needed to be seen to be doing their best to protect members of the Labour group from any political embarrassment at a sensitive time“. After the election the councillor, Simon Carter, was convicted of downloading sexual images of children…

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/21/council-officials-delayed-investigating-labour-politician-accused-of-paedophilia-to-improve-partys-election-prospects/

>The Manchester Evening News, which claims to have seen the findings of two internal investigations into the matter, reports that Owen sat on the information, failing to inform Children’s Services or the governors of the school boards Carter was involved with -- which included a Tory councillor.

>The only person Owen informed of the allegations was Labour council leader Mike Connolly, described as a “close personal friend” of Carter’s. The politician is said to have described this as a “heads up”.

35f793 (56)  No.116254>>116256

File (hide): 03e59bc8c97e78e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 161.72 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, b7b9c6b462a3d78db5750eddd2….jpg) (h) (u)

tbh lads


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116255

>>116237 (OP)

Thanks, lass

>>116252

Well I just click the link on TPB, I don't copy and paste it.

>>116251

Where do you find the link?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116256

>>116254

I really don't see the appeal.


06fecc (52)  No.116257>>116261

File (hide): 2028ea4175ba4bf⋯.jpg (211.4 KB, 807x576, 269:192, Notre Histoire2.jpg) (h) (u)

power metal tbh


a90d0c (20)  No.116258>>116259 >>116260 >>116263 >>116279 >>116281

goodbye my friends


06fecc (52)  No.116259

>>116258

Go get em tiger


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116260

>>116258

later lad


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116261>>116266

>>116257

>using lances as spears

cool pics though


b62353 (12)  No.116262>>116265

File (hide): 0c50d33117bd0c2⋯.png (949.24 KB, 1412x1628, 353:407, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

ICED


35f793 (56)  No.116263

File (hide): 62d6f53de2b96c1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.88 KB, 600x900, 2:3, bbb4938629b9c16ebc1c262185….jpg) (h) (u)

>>116258

Get yourself a chinky lass lad


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116264>>116267 >>116276

File (hide): 8c90feaf4db1534⋯.png (896.16 KB, 960x742, 480:371, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>No griffin to ride

>No lance to hold no euphemism


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116265>>116276

>>116262

ICEBURNED


06fecc (52)  No.116266>>116269

File (hide): 685c510237480c0⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 500x300, 5:3, Trinity and beyond4.gif) (h) (u)


35f793 (56)  No.116267>>116269

>>116264

STOP

POSTING

ASTOLFO


c88638 (17)  No.116268>>116270 >>116272

File (hide): e7b1763fb5286d0⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456916467329.jpg) (h) (u)


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116269

>>116267

But that one is so blurry, lad

>>116266

cool. I want a horsie but I don't want to train it and feed it


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116270>>116273

>>116268

hullo lad


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116271

File (hide): 7a2bb3764980fef⋯.png (128.32 KB, 1244x574, 622:287, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>It was just a controlled explosion of some suspicious car

boooooooooring


152f3f (15)  No.116272>>116273

>>116268

wag1 lad


c88638 (17)  No.116273>>116277 >>116278

File (hide): ceb4d21f5d61606⋯.jpg (49.54 KB, 400x323, 400:323, 1431964459995.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116270

>>116272

Hay lads, how's it going?


35f793 (56)  No.116274

>tfw no chinky gf


344120 (46)  No.116275>>116278

File (hide): 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png) (h) (u)

you ever have one of those days when you just feel stupid and tired

I haven't done anything and I needed to finish a report for business and look for property to buy


b62353 (12)  No.116276>>116278

File (hide): 644b1e935259599⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1041x1515, 347:505, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>116264

You really like her don't you lad.

>>116265

Todoroki would be the worst boyfriend in the world tbh. He's super dangerous, he's a frigid edgelord and has serious issues with both his parents. But I guess it work since Midoriya is a sap for hopeless cases.


152f3f (15)  No.116277>>116285

>>116273

bad sickness from last night, you?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116278>>116280 >>116282 >>116285

File (hide): 88bd8245557f63d⋯.png (1.3 MB, 850x1019, 850:1019, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>116273

Bored. Please entertain me, lad

>>116275

yeah, lad. Except I don't have to do anything

>>116276

>You really like her don't you lad.

I-I guess. At first I didn't like her because I had gotten so accustomed to the dragon lass but I feel like Astolfo has more of a character tbh. Also like teasing the bullies

>double fangs

>Todoroki would be the worst boyfriend in the world tbh. He's super dangerous, he's a frigid edgelord and has serious issues with both his parents. But I guess it work since Midoriya is a sap for hopeless cases.

Yeah. Typical lass wanting to save and reform the broken lad. A lot of lasses love the Hound from Game of Thrones.


8ea018 (51)  No.116279

>>116258

Good luck >;)


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116280

File (hide): 9fbec4de2820694⋯.png (1.29 MB, 850x1019, 850:1019, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>116278

She'd have a big fivehead if we cut her fringe


152f3f (15)  No.116281

>>116258

seeya lad


344120 (46)  No.116282>>116283 >>116284

File (hide): 80e0548de6e12e8⋯.png (103.81 KB, 375x375, 1:1, you'renotpepefect.png) (h) (u)

this pepe is not actually a pepe

it is from a rare ? video game from child hood called Spooky Castle where you throw hammers at things and collect brains and chinese food

>>116278

I havn't even played video games

film night will be extra comfy and watchable at due to this malaise at least

if only I could be bothered to go out and buy more drinks

Isn't the Hound burnt face man who dindu nuffin wrong who got killed by the midget feminist? apart from loyally following a family of incestuous cunts in the first place


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116283

>>116282

>Isn't the Hound burnt face man who dindu nuffin wrong who got killed by the midget feminist? apart from loyally following a family of incestuous cunts in the first place

that's the lad, yeah. He was following orders like those evil Nazis smh.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116284

>>116282

Pepe is a frog but not all frogs are Pepe tbh


c88638 (17)  No.116285>>116286 >>116288 >>116289

>>116277

What happened last night lad?

I'm meh.

>>116278

>Bored. Please entertain me, lad

Idk what you expect me to do tbh lad.


152f3f (15)  No.116286>>116291

File (hide): 3009172ce4abac2⋯.gif (483.54 KB, 250x187, 250:187, 1498293798841.gif) (h) (u)

>>116285

>What happened last night lad?

went out with the lads

>I'm meh.

better then being sad i guess


58fe1d (23)  No.116287>>116290

Is there a Film Friday today ?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116288>>116289 >>116291

>>116285

>Idk what you expect me to do tbh lad.

Tell me a story. Give me some juicy information.


344120 (46)  No.116289>>116310

File (hide): d6712b90c73009b⋯.png (9.04 KB, 364x275, 364:275, PTphonehome.png) (h) (u)

>>116285

>>116288

draw some doogles


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116290

>it's a you hit post and go to another tab only to come back to captcha episode

ahhhh

>>116287

Have two films downloaded

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and Zero Theorem


c88638 (17)  No.116291>>116292

>>116286

>went out with the lads

Did you have fun lad?

>better then being sad i guess

*Mumbles.*

>>116288

>Tell me a story. Give me some juicy information.

Not sure I have any atm lad.


152f3f (15)  No.116292>>116297

File (hide): dda29ec95537f35⋯.jpg (849.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1498294578470.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116291

>Did you have fun lad?

ye, was very fun time

>*Mumbles.*

let me /think/ fo a min and figure out what you meant by this


c88638 (17)  No.116293>>116294 >>116296

File (hide): 8a41ef6182c5550⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 599x449, 599:449, 1432060069744.jpg) (h) (u)

Any of you want a game of chess?

https://lichess.org/ll6uOnoA


06fecc (52)  No.116294

>>116293

lets go


87690f (75)  No.116295>>116298

File (hide): e907a12b51f3021⋯.jpg (223.13 KB, 1082x1920, 541:960, 851e110e1f20933b4e4c553872….jpg) (h) (u)

need to inseminate this fine female specimen for the purpose of producing strong, racially aware, english lads to eradicate the black menace that has infested our land … tbh


58fe1d (23)  No.116296>>116299

>>116293

You resigned, you pussy.


c88638 (17)  No.116297

>>116292

>ye, was very fun time

Good lad.

>let me /think/ fo a min and figure out what you meant by this

*Mumbles some more.* Fo you.


35f793 (56)  No.116298>>116301 >>116302

File (hide): 8b0f9cc67a701f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.57 KB, 480x720, 2:3, BIN67yaCIAAjYiT.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116295

>that

>fine


c88638 (17)  No.116299>>116304

>>116296

No Aprim did. I was blacks.

[white]my dad brought pizza home

[black]…

[white]:(

[black]kekeke

[white]so

[white]uhh

[white]i did that on purpose

[white]play you next time lad

[black]alright lad

[white]sorry to cut it short


c88638 (17)  No.116300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

87690f (75)  No.116301

>>116298

yes i think you'll find that i am correct … imperium slag poster

the offspring of mixed white/oriental are all walking potatoes


152f3f (15)  No.116302>>116303

>>116298

post insanely cute lasses, lad


87690f (75)  No.116303>>116306

>>116302

here ya go son


58fe1d (23)  No.116304

>>116299

Oh, I thought you were white.


35f793 (56)  No.116305>>116306 >>116307

File (hide): 97e321d1f1df1ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 214.77 KB, 960x1199, 960:1199, C9Cno5MUIAAdUEU.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f274ac24c6dbcde⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 346.58 KB, 1799x1351, 257:193, C9Cno5MVoAAMBla.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


152f3f (15)  No.116306>>116308

>>116303

not bad lad

>>116305

also pretty damn cute lad


87690f (75)  No.116307>>116308

File (hide): f096cc6eeaa771c⋯.jpg (51.11 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 96584736524.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116305

why are their heads shaped like an ayy lmao?


35f793 (56)  No.116308>>116309 >>116313

File (hide): 3c0978e0c361d70⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.04 KB, 703x1000, 703:1000, CwT7dZuWIAEvvLX.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116307

They're not

>>116306


152f3f (15)  No.116309>>116311

>>116308

she's still pretty but she's not as cute as the last lass


c88638 (17)  No.116310>>116324

File (hide): d58428e74a6000d⋯.png (16.64 KB, 1021x512, 1021:512, doogles.png) (h) (u)


35f793 (56)  No.116311>>116312

File (hide): a23ddacf17bdd67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.3 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Dark Imperium.jpg) (h) (u)


152f3f (15)  No.116312>>116314

>>116311

she is so fuckin cute lad


87690f (75)  No.116313>>116315

>>116308

their face just resembles that of the stereotypical grey then

why would you want a chinky anyway?

for them to date outside their race they would have to adhere to left wing politics and all that it entails


c88638 (17)  No.116314>>116316

>>116312

Ew lad come on.


35f793 (56)  No.116315>>116317

File (hide): 202a269b1d4f1b3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 167.39 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, DC7b0WYUQAAr18a.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116313

>for them to date outside their race they would have to adhere to left wing politics and all that it entails

????


152f3f (15)  No.116316>>116319

>>116314

lad she looks adorable


87690f (75)  No.116317>>116321

File (hide): eab6944f7bfba77⋯.jpg (64.31 KB, 960x960, 1:1, irene heidenreich.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116315

what don't you understand, hong kong phooey?


06fecc (52)  No.116318

>tfw dad brings home pizza during a chess match

sorry welshlad


c88638 (17)  No.116319>>116320


152f3f (15)  No.116320>>116322

>>116319

LAd its not like im going to marry her or even fuck her but she is attractive


35f793 (56)  No.116321>>116325

>>116317

Explain how that means that they'd have to adhere to left wing politics?


c88638 (17)  No.116322>>116323 >>116326

>>116320

WHAT THE FUCK LAD!!!


35f793 (56)  No.116323

File (hide): ea836985a867768⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 12.44 KB, 300x300, 1:1, DCk8UH3UAAQabEN.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116322

>not liking cute chinky lasses


344120 (46)  No.116324>>116334 >>116336

I will chess

>>116310

are you using the old not shit mspaint?

can't figure out how to make clean lines in it smh


87690f (75)  No.116325>>116327

>>116321

never mind

just realised there are right wing chinkies in england … but most are not tho, mr phooey.


152f3f (15)  No.116326>>116328

>>116322

h-ha ha got ya lad, i was just joking


35f793 (56)  No.116327>>116331

>>116325

You've not explained why not being left wing would be an obstacle to imperium


c88638 (17)  No.116328>>116330

>>116326

Good lad.

I'm watching you lad.


344120 (46)  No.116329>>116332 >>116333 >>116335 >>116340 >>116346

rate your favourite biscuits

1. fig rolls

2. ginger nuts

3. custard creams or bourbons

4. jammy dodgers


152f3f (15)  No.116330

>>116328

haha ye

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


87690f (75)  No.116331

>>116327

because, mr phooey, the left believe there is only one race

they want to live in a multiracial and multicultural country with high immigration

there is the issue with the eu

why would the mental orientals only want a world inhabited by them and white people?


06fecc (52)  No.116332

>>116329

1: Bourbons

2: hobnobs

3: ginger biscuits


35f793 (56)  No.116333

File (hide): 6c4978bdc556361⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.5 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, C9iX1uVXsAAaN1_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116329

digestives

hobnob

bourbons

rich tea

ginger nut


8ea018 (51)  No.116334>>116360

>>116324

in new mspaint?


152f3f (15)  No.116335

>>116329

1. custard creams

2. digestives

3. cow biscuits


c88638 (17)  No.116336

>>116324

>I will chess

https://lichess.org/boUGm9sW

>are you using the old not shit mspaint?

Idk.

>can't figure out how to make clean lines in it smh

Use the pencil tool then change the thicknes under the size option.


b83c52 (86)  No.116337>>116338 >>116339 >>116341 >>116342 >>116344 >>116348

*kicks thread door open*

alright niggers whats happening


87690f (75)  No.116338

>>116337

imperium bollocks as usual


06fecc (52)  No.116339>>116343

>>116337

hey nigger where have you been


b83c52 (86)  No.116340

>>116329

1. oat and raisin

2. coconut

3. custard creams

4. hobnobs


152f3f (15)  No.116341

>>116337

whats cracking nigga


c88638 (17)  No.116342>>116350 >>116352

File (hide): b94a71e9c54f71f⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 320x240, 4:3, newbrit.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


b83c52 (86)  No.116343>>116345

>>116339

longest day in the world lad, made some sick money though. How you doing?


8ea018 (51)  No.116344>>116349

>>116337

Been making a folder tbh


06fecc (52)  No.116345

>>116343

I'm good lad


ae193e (6)  No.116346

>>116329

1. Fox's chocolatey milk chocolate round

2. Raspberry and white chocolate cookie

3. Nice biscuits


58fe1d (23)  No.116347>>116351 >>116361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I don't care if you call her a daftie or a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), this video made me tear up.


35f793 (56)  No.116348>>116349 >>116354 >>116369

File (hide): d6dabe883e3fe33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 423.62 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, DCSRx8hXYAAqDuv.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116337

hello lad


b83c52 (86)  No.116349>>116362

>>116344

folder of what dude?

>>116348

alright my yellow brother


87690f (75)  No.116350>>116353

File (hide): 114e9590da56186⋯.png (109.66 KB, 286x217, 286:217, 1486559347628.png) (h) (u)

>>116342

>blatant poofery


b83c52 (86)  No.116351>>116355

>>116347

>dafty

>spy

>plant

>lefty in disguise

>probably a marxist


b83c52 (86)  No.116352>>116356

>>116342

*smashes pint glass*

youfuckinwot


c88638 (17)  No.116353

File (hide): d4bee7d5d0dd513⋯.jpg (44.42 KB, 500x361, 500:361, 1466747290519.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116350

DISPLAYS OF BLATANT POOFERY


87690f (75)  No.116354>>116357

>>116348

alright mr phooey

what's her name?


58fe1d (23)  No.116355>>116358

>>116351

You heartless bastard


c88638 (17)  No.116356

File (hide): 09879870559a143⋯.png (593.85 KB, 830x546, 415:273, 1458084489321.png) (h) (u)

>>116352

Easy there laddie wouldn't want to hurt yourself.


35f793 (56)  No.116357>>116359

File (hide): 9be2a27c213de01⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.62 KB, 474x474, 1:1, DBkDmclXYAA7uxo.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116354

I'm not sure, I don't have her name down anywhere, and reverse searching doesn't work.


58fe1d (23)  No.116358>>116363

>>116355

(portentous)

Druidic Pentacle Dubs confirm Vanlad has no heart.


87690f (75)  No.116359>>116365

>>116357

fuck sake mr phooey

any chance you remember where you got the pic from?


344120 (46)  No.116360>>116366

>all of these biscuits

goodlads

>>116334

for some reason my win7 mspaint insists on being a shite "art" program and lacks the ability to use brushes without having dithering or wahterver you call havng different shades auto appear

it makes making clean pepes and that really annoying


ae193e (6)  No.116361>>116382

>>116347

>lesbian who hates Christianity

>uses an Anglican hymn

You're getting played hard by her faux-patriotism.


8ea018 (51)  No.116362>>116364

>>116349

reaction image folder for druid posting on /pol/


b83c52 (86)  No.116363>>116382

>>116358

I object to that portent analysis tbh. It clearly means I am only heartless towards AMW.


b83c52 (86)  No.116364

>>116362

niiiiiice


35f793 (56)  No.116365

File (hide): 690538bcb1cc161⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 213.45 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, DC2tGoGVoAAQByM.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116359

somewhere on twitter


8ea018 (51)  No.116366>>116367

File (hide): ea4778e7c4e387e⋯.png (90.36 KB, 1116x927, 124:103, step 1 and 2.PNG) (h) (u)


8ea018 (51)  No.116367>>116368

File (hide): 6a2ab9174049aec⋯.jpg (204.14 KB, 1364x563, 1364:563, shocked shitty druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116366

>mfw you can see my tabs


b83c52 (86)  No.116368

>>116367

>not deliberately opening hilarious tabs for the screenshot to make us kek

laaaaaaad


87690f (75)  No.116369>>116371

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116348

>here zip is undone


b83c52 (86)  No.116370>>116372

File (hide): f6809a8ba9eea1b⋯.jpg (139.89 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 20170704_205050.jpg) (h) (u)

dunno what to do tonight lads, should i go out on a mad one?


35f793 (56)  No.116371>>116373 >>116375 >>116376

File (hide): 12014c788e92431⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.65 KB, 668x1000, 167:250, DCIHR1QV0AA0QhU.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116369

she's inviting you to unzip something else of hers


06fecc (52)  No.116372>>116374

>>116370

got the day off tomorrow?


b83c52 (86)  No.116373>>116375 >>116378

>>116371

dont be silly lad, their eyes dont come unzipped


b83c52 (86)  No.116374>>116377

>>116372

no, long day and an early start. Ive got 20 days of work in a row tbh.


87690f (75)  No.116375

File (hide): 43d86836d9cfd6e⋯.gif (872.54 KB, 380x214, 190:107, 1499458111449.gif) (h) (u)


ae193e (6)  No.116376

>>116371

Her jacket is already unzipped.


06fecc (52)  No.116377>>116379

>>116374

Wew, well it's now or never for a wild night then tbh


53d9a3 (26)  No.116378

>>116373

wewlad


b83c52 (86)  No.116379>>116380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116377

or stay up for 20 days :^)


06fecc (52)  No.116380>>116381

>>116379

lad lad lad lad lad bit dangerous in your line of work tbh


b83c52 (86)  No.116381

>>116380

im only joking lad, I couldnt even do 3 days anymore, im too old for it.


58fe1d (23)  No.116382>>116383 >>116384 >>116391 >>116395

File (hide): 14d2e130ab36cda⋯.jpg (6.82 KB, 480x360, 4:3, AMWsmile.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116361

>lesbian who hates Christianity

>uses an Anglican hymn

>You're getting played hard by her faux-patriotism.

She used Holst - The Planets, Jupiter actually, dummy.

And who, apart from the tards on /brit/ hasn't realised by now that Christianity is actually pretty shit?

>>116363

Nah, you have to open your heart to her, to her beautiful soft Irish tones, to her delicate yet firm intonation of truth, truth that comes from the knowledge of deep pain, yet having had the strength to stand up form that abyss, look to the light, and resolve, "I shall not be broken."

Open your heart to AMW, and you will find yourself standing there, smiling back at you.

Yes, she, just like you, is a dafty too…


b83c52 (86)  No.116383>>116390

>>116382

>Yes, she, just like you, is a dafty too…

I take issue with slander such as that.


b83c52 (86)  No.116384>>116386 >>116387 >>116390

>>116382

is that Richard hammond?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116385>>116388 >>116389 >>116398

File (hide): 0f7c07c8d46f7e9⋯.png (73.12 KB, 1000x1700, 10:17, Gordon KKKallman Jahans.png) (h) (u)

I miss him, lads


344120 (46)  No.116386


35f793 (56)  No.116387

File (hide): 8a666070753b912⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.15 KB, 1190x1500, 119:150, DD7ZcTKXgAAiK25.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


06fecc (52)  No.116388

>>116385

Holy shit lad


344120 (46)  No.116389>>116393

>>116385

he's still around though??

invaded my dreams last night tbh


58fe1d (23)  No.116390>>116392

>>116383

>I take issue with slander such as that.

Being a dafty is a beautiful thing lad.

Daftyism is the future.

>>116384

Isn't Hammond a massive cuck?


53d9a3 (26)  No.116391>>116395

>>116382

>And who, apart from the tards on /brit/ hasn't realised by now that Christianity is actually pretty shit?

Anglicanism is pretty shit, and even that is only because it has been infiltrated by political activists more interested in using the CofE's position to pursue liberal political ends than in observing "their" religion.


b83c52 (86)  No.116392>>116396

>>116390

>daftyism is the future

>a massive cuck

yeah, like AMW.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116393>>116394

>>116389

he still makes videos, but less of them, people also lost interest because he didn't cater to them


b83c52 (86)  No.116394>>116397

>>116393

>he didnt cater too them

id watch more ecelebs if they made me food tbh.


ae193e (6)  No.116395>>116401 >>116412

>>116382

Nope, definitely I Vow to Thee, My Country.

>>116391

Don't conflate Anglicanism with CofE which has been little more than happy clappers ever since they allowed the ordination of women.


58fe1d (23)  No.116396>>116400

File (hide): c3219de6ed3c1e8⋯.jpg (281.83 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, boytongue.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116392

>yeah, like AMW.

Bad mood lad?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116397


8ea018 (51)  No.116398>>116399 >>116402

>>116385

the mild gyno is a nice touch


35f793 (56)  No.116399>>116404 >>116407

File (hide): 3fe64da799675c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 222.55 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DEPtewCUMAEni-j.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116398

I wouldn't want to touch his mild gyno


b83c52 (86)  No.116400>>116405

File (hide): 0e6e29f310f55b7⋯.jpg (43.9 KB, 400x266, 200:133, 20170721_195740.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116396

im in a superb mood lad


58fe1d (23)  No.116401>>116406

>>116395

Nope. It's Holst.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116402

>>116398

Can't get away from that unless he stops his gimp boyfriend from suckling on them tbh


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116403

File (hide): 81e9ba60de06e62⋯.png (929.43 KB, 1125x881, 1125:881, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

ahhhhhh they're so pathetic


87690f (75)  No.116404

File (hide): dc09343f7bd0df8⋯.webm (73.37 KB, 480x328, 60:41, 07968574635243.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


b83c52 (86)  No.116405

File (hide): 7e0c1923223c885⋯.jpg (41.71 KB, 400x266, 200:133, 20170721_200037.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116400

this ones better actually


ae193e (6)  No.116406>>116416

>>116401

Jupiter is punchier, Holst retuned it for Rice's poem.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116407>>116408 >>116409

>>116399

gyno are basically tits so that's gay, lad


35f793 (56)  No.116408>>116410

File (hide): 57592aade7e414c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.94 KB, 751x1000, 751:1000, DCjVubwV0AAePdk.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116407

tits on a man. touching that is gay


b83c52 (86)  No.116409>>116411

>>116407

protip: if it has hair on it its not a tit.


b83c52 (86)  No.116410

>>116408

not if its in the course of CPR or compressing a bullet wound, for instance.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116411>>116413

>>116409

now I wish I had saved that webm of a tranny shaving his breasts.


53d9a3 (26)  No.116412>>116418

>>116395

Isn't the CofE the central authority of Anglicanism?


b83c52 (86)  No.116413>>116415

>>116411

*vomits*

*starts chainsaw*

where is it, it must die


8ea018 (51)  No.116414>>116420

File (hide): ea1126adc28e2a6⋯.jpg (114.31 KB, 1247x786, 1247:786, 1468795900342.jpg) (h) (u)

whens the films on lads


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116415>>116419

>>116413

I don't know. Aside from the hairs it looked like regular breasts.


58fe1d (23)  No.116416

>>116406

It's Holst.

Listen

AMW video:

https://youtu.be/Oia3YXWMXPk?t=1m34s

Holst - The Planets, Jupiter

https://youtu.be/Nz0b4STz1lo?t=2m54s


b83c52 (86)  No.116417

DEPRESSION CHANGES STRUCTURE OF THE BRAIN

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170721095424.htm

>Changes in the brain's structure that could be the result of depression have been identified in a major scanning study.


ae193e (6)  No.116418>>116435

>>116412

No, there's no central authority in Anglicanism. There's a structure for doctrinal centralisation but it's followed by consensus, hence why other Anglican churches aren't as progressive as the CofE.


b83c52 (86)  No.116419>>116423

>>116415

my grandad told me that women dont have breast hair, if it has breast stubble then it should be killed with fire.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116420>>116421

>>116414

Now

GET IN CYTU.BE IF YOU WANT TO WATCH

THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUCHAUSEN

OR

ZERO THEOREM

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


b83c52 (86)  No.116421>>116424

>>116420

>baron munchausen

AHHHHH IM GOING OUT BUT I FUCKING LOVE THE BARON REEEEEEE


344120 (46)  No.116422

FILM

come on lads

Zany madcap gilliam films (I think thy're both)

Munchausen or Zero Theorem

get in th tube


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116423>>116425

>>116419

Apparently some females have hairs around their nips(where I saw her shave). Maybe it was actually a woman. The breasts looked a bit big to be a tranny's.


b83c52 (86)  No.116424>>116426

File (hide): a9e352ebe13969b⋯.jpg (32.69 KB, 357x450, 119:150, 150966-004-256D0300.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116421

AHHHHHH FUCKSAKE FUCKING CUNTING SHIT BOLLOCKS


b83c52 (86)  No.116425>>116427 >>116430

>>116423

nipple hairs dont require shaving, no woman shaves her nipples.


58fe1d (23)  No.116426>>116431

File (hide): 449fb4f161df8a8⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, waterwave3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116424

The druids do not favour you this evening, it seems.

It must be because you reject their avatar Anne Marie of the Waters, who speaks truth in a time when the nation is steeped in lies.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116427

>>116425

Alright. Must have been on hormones for some time then, they were pretty big(and not fake)


344120 (46)  No.116428>>116430 >>116448

ZERO THEOREM

TONIGHT'S FILM

IT'S ABOUT A BALD AUTIST WHO LIVES IN A DYSTOPIA AND HAS VR SEX IN LYCRA BODYSUITS

ALSO THEY DIVIDE BY ZERO AND STUFF


35f793 (56)  No.116429>>116432 >>116435

>when your chinky gf doesn't like the rice you cook because it doesn't have enough lead or cadmium in it


8ea018 (51)  No.116430>>116431

>>116425

>>116428

You got lucky it seems vanlad


b83c52 (86)  No.116431>>116433 >>116436

>>116426

>

>>116430

seems so lad, I can go and be a massove degenerate with a clear conscience :^)


b83c52 (86)  No.116432>>116450

>>116429

>when your chinky wife craves heavy metals


8ea018 (51)  No.116433>>116434

>>116431

have fun lad


b83c52 (86)  No.116434

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116433

thanks lad


53d9a3 (26)  No.116435

>>116429

Is this why chinkies are autistic?

>>116418

>The Anglican Communion is an international association of autonomous churches consisting of the Church of England and national and regional Anglican churches ("provinces") in full communion with it.[1] Full participation in the sacramental life of each church is available to all communicant Anglicans.

>The Archbishop of Canterbury, Primate of All England, has a place of honour among the bishops of the Anglican churches. He is recognised as primus inter pares ("first among equals"). The archbishop does not exercise authority in the provinces outside England, but instead acts as a focus of unity.

So rather than an authoritative body it just sets the agenda?


58fe1d (23)  No.116436>>116439

>>116431

You ARE in a weird mood, and I don't think this evening is going to go well for you.

Something messy is headed your way.

as usual


f4ca1f (11)  No.116437>>116438 >>116440 >>116441 >>116442 >>116449

met bo

ama


35f793 (56)  No.116438>>116446

>>116437

did you elope


b83c52 (86)  No.116439

>>116436

>weird good mood

thats what earning a seriously massive chunk of wonga that the taxman may or may not know about does to a lad tbh.

>something messy is headed my way

i hope so lad.


344120 (46)  No.116440>>116444 >>116446

>>116437

is he a turk

also come watch the film


58fe1d (23)  No.116441>>116443

>>116437

Who is bo?


b83c52 (86)  No.116442

>>116437

bonjour lass, hope you had fun.


35f793 (56)  No.116443>>116452

>>116441

Herts.


b83c52 (86)  No.116444

>>116440

>is he a turk

THIS


b83c52 (86)  No.116445>>116450

>quads itt


f4ca1f (11)  No.116446>>116448 >>116450 >>116451

>>116438

no

>>116440

cool what we watch


87690f (75)  No.116447

File (hide): 4f91f7d6c2a4d5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.33 KB, 1200x1798, 600:899, 3.jpg) (h) (u)

>when your chinky gf dresses up as an anime character to liven things up a bit


344120 (46)  No.116448>>116468


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116449>>116453

>>116437

post pics, lass


35f793 (56)  No.116450

File (hide): c916cfaefcb5a7f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.31 KB, 500x750, 2:3, DCrg44HXsAA8E_a.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116445

don't

>>116446

you should have eloped

>>116432

it reminds her of home


b83c52 (86)  No.116451

>>116446

>no

are you going to?


58fe1d (23)  No.116452>>116454

>>116443

Dafty and Herts are an item?


f4ca1f (11)  No.116453>>116458 >>116459 >>116460 >>116468

File (hide): 413b0116cbba8de⋯.png (270.13 KB, 540x451, 540:451, fc7193a2-c6c0-441d-b533-12….png) (h) (u)

also I'm mod now :^)

>>116449

n-no i swear


35f793 (56)  No.116454

>>116452

No, but he's in jerryland


b83c52 (86)  No.116455>>116457 >>116458

File (hide): a03a06e449ae285⋯.jpg (15.68 KB, 620x387, 620:387, David-Blunkett_3216312b.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw predrunk 4 cans


f4ca1f (11)  No.116456>>116461 >>116462 >>116464 >>116474

kidding lads


35f793 (56)  No.116457>>116465

File (hide): fe3b94baa5d44b1⋯.png (222.7 KB, 340x379, 340:379, blunkett.png) (h) (u)

>>116455

>when you rock up to the barbers hammered


344120 (46)  No.116458>>116465

>>116453

>so starved for authority you whore yourself out to gain control of a niche breakaway board on a maltese wallpapering forum

4D chess tbh

>>116455

don't pass out until you've locked the van up and stuck your head in a bucket


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116459

File (hide): 28c4c052b662487⋯.png (122.55 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 7nhd3Z5.png) (h) (u)

>>116453

>also I'm mod now :^)

Well that didn't take long.


b83c52 (86)  No.116460

File (hide): dc9e08e59180bb2⋯.jpg (173.32 KB, 1053x600, 351:200, football-casuals-feature.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116453

good for you mate, Im happy for you two.

FUCK YOU GCHQ, WE WILL ORGANISE AS WE PLEASE


b83c52 (86)  No.116461>>116463

>>116456

doubt.png


b62353 (12)  No.116462

>>116456

I was briefly elated by that fake news lass, smh.


f4ca1f (11)  No.116463>>116469 >>116472

>>116461

*bans you* don't ever doubt me smh


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116464

File (hide): 5b26f273e807273⋯.png (5.42 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


b83c52 (86)  No.116465

>>116458

>bucket

G O O D point, must take one out of the wee van.

>>116457

>when you pay the barber cash in hand


35f793 (56)  No.116466>>116467 >>116470

File (hide): 7732b7cc1ee99bf⋯.jpg (21.3 KB, 460x288, 115:72, Mandy.jpg) (h) (u)

>when your razor goes too blunt after you've shaved your beard, but there are no other razors in the house


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116467

>>116466

Don't cut yourself, lad


f4ca1f (11)  No.116468>>116472

>>116453

meant for the turk question >>116448


b83c52 (86)  No.116469>>116471

File (hide): b71a5b070a5cc9d⋯.jpg (172.42 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170615_180016.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116463

i shall do precisely as I please, tbph. chuffed as heck for you though, *toasts you*


b83c52 (86)  No.116470

>>116466

>not maintaining stubble so you only ahave your cheeks and tash thereby making 2blade razors last a year each


f4ca1f (11)  No.116471>>116472 >>116473 >>116475 >>116690

>>116469

thanks, you're right gchq won't stop us. bit exhausted though so hitting the bed soon. also bit drunk


344120 (46)  No.116472

File (hide): 7738d347b89cb72⋯.png (93.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, devilish.png) (h) (u)

keep these scissors away from me

I must acquire the druidic aesthetic

>>116463

>it's a sextuple ruse episode

>>116468

>>116471

good

we will become a feared international army of prank-pulling mischiefdoers


b83c52 (86)  No.116473>>116478

File (hide): e714a3ed91c7250⋯.jpg (46.82 KB, 452x362, 226:181, 20170626_214841.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116471

>tfw only /newbrit/ and druid/pol/ successfully hold meetups


58fe1d (23)  No.116474>>116476

>>116456

I wanted you to be mod.


8ea018 (51)  No.116475>>116477

File (hide): 15ee1e01d3b662b⋯.jpg (350.5 KB, 1920x1152, 5:3, 1466776877395.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116471

>herts got her drunk and made a move on her

Good lad tbh, police can't follow across teh border


f4ca1f (11)  No.116476

>>116474

thanks i guess but I'd rather not, don't like the job honestly


b83c52 (86)  No.116477>>116482

>>116475

what a lad


58fe1d (23)  No.116478>>116480

File (hide): 86ec3404db605c9⋯.png (304.98 KB, 480x360, 4:3, SAJesusMan02.png) (h) (u)

>>116473

Well, /brit/ are all at one with Jesus, so technically they are never alone all the time.


b83c52 (86)  No.116479

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b83c52 (86)  No.116480

>>116478

reeeeee dont read other peoples spoilers lad


35f793 (56)  No.116481>>116483

File (hide): a9c2b83df30a1b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.23 KB, 784x1188, 196:297, DCwqj3kW0AAZ1sT.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


8ea018 (51)  No.116482>>116488 >>116489

File (hide): 11f837ff5fc92d1⋯.png (15.17 KB, 492x475, 492:475, 1470838329070-0.png) (h) (u)

>>116477

I wouldn't have played it any different myself tbh


87690f (75)  No.116483

>>116481

AYY LMAO


4173e0 (15)  No.116484>>116485 >>116486 >>116487 >>116690

File (hide): f804878f23f5319⋯.jpg (36.13 KB, 347x540, 347:540, IMG_8556.JPG) (h) (u)

wew lads


b83c52 (86)  No.116485

>>116484

alright lad, well played.


35f793 (56)  No.116486

>>116484

did they


8ea018 (51)  No.116487>>116490

>>116484

Here's the man of the hour

How are you doing my son? Make sure to drink lots of milk


f4ca1f (11)  No.116488>>116489 >>116494

>>116482

lad…


b83c52 (86)  No.116489>>116494

>>116482

>>116488

tbh the 'run and gun' method is superior in most instances.


4173e0 (15)  No.116490>>116492 >>116494 >>116495

File (hide): aaa51848da2cb89⋯.jpg (54.63 KB, 821x1024, 821:1024, IMG_8546.JPG) (h) (u)

Daftie is actually a 35 year old Russian plumber lads

>>116487

No milk here. I shouldn't get a hangover I'm a big guy


b83c52 (86)  No.116491>>116493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b83c52 (86)  No.116492

>>116490

[rusing intensifies]


87690f (75)  No.116493

File (hide): 07fefbc1d98f81d⋯.gif (1000.41 KB, 499x206, 499:206, 87656789876569.gif) (h) (u)

>>116491

CHOOOOOON


8ea018 (51)  No.116494>>116495 >>116496

File (hide): dbbeab29780b22f⋯.jpg (26.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1472051338720.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116488

????

>>116489

>tfw I don't own a trench coat

>>116490

>hangover

this guy


b83c52 (86)  No.116495>>116496

>>116494

>>116490

>no hangover

oh what it is to be young, why hath time forsaken me?


4173e0 (15)  No.116496

>>116494

>>116495

I didn't even drink that much lads


b83c52 (86)  No.116497>>116498 >>116499 >>116502

File (hide): 43eba2eb3e71c08⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33 KB, 970x410, 97:41, line-of-cocaine-rolled-dol….jpg) (h) (u)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


344120 (46)  No.116498>>116503

>>116497

lad…


35f793 (56)  No.116499>>116503

>>116497

Livepost your adventures on coke lad


344120 (46)  No.116500

File (hide): 5747a03cd7cdc7b⋯.png (31.85 KB, 152x151, 152:151, verysmugpepesmall.png) (h) (u)


b83c52 (86)  No.116501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8ea018 (51)  No.116502

File (hide): ca9502cb6dbecd9⋯.jpg (25.38 KB, 472x461, 472:461, dmocaine.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116497

goodlad


b83c52 (86)  No.116503>>116507

>>116499

>live post

ill forget about posting within an hour tbh

>>116498

shh


788996 (3)  No.116504>>116505 >>116506 >>116508 >>116511

File (hide): 2051c8a43fe48ab⋯.png (33.92 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1498667064074.png) (h) (u)

got drunk again on my own and messaged a girl on steam saying i liked her.

thankfully she just ignores my drunken rants now. im surprised she hasnt removed me yet


b83c52 (86)  No.116505

>>116504

lad…


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116506

>>116504

>ignoring you

heartless


35f793 (56)  No.116507>>116509 >>116512

File (hide): bf509cf7a17c063⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 220.09 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymvYhW0AALd9s.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116503

Oh

Have fun, aim for a chinky MILF


58fe1d (23)  No.116508

>>116504

Dear oh dear.


b83c52 (86)  No.116509

>>116507

>my mate who has an imperium lass as a side chick is meeting her and her mate tonight

[imperium mode activated]


344120 (46)  No.116510>>116514 >>116515 >>116518

File (hide): db530d5d86520b1⋯.png (369.13 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, uwot.png) (h) (u)

>have personally witnessed two e-relationships start now

>none for me

>the only possibility is a probable tranny or attention whore who starts every conversation with "tee hee I'm a grill"


8ea018 (51)  No.116511

>>116504

I find tell someone you like them is *always* unnecessary. Just one of those things better left unsaid


87690f (75)  No.116512>>116513

>>116507

Wud molest


35f793 (56)  No.116513>>116517

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>>116512

good lad


f4ca1f (11)  No.116514>>116516 >>116521

>>116510

well aren't vanlad and you a relationship as well?


b83c52 (86)  No.116515>>116521

>>116510

lad get out irl tbh.


b83c52 (86)  No.116516

>>116514

*punches you in the gob*


87690f (75)  No.116517>>116519

File (hide): 7df154d077ea4a9⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 435x245, 87:49, 6758457545.gif) (h) (u)

>>116513

Christ on a bike!


4173e0 (15)  No.116518>>116520 >>116521

>>116510

There are a few décents girls tbh lad

Stay away from degenerate places and you'll find a decent girl


35f793 (56)  No.116519>>116522

File (hide): e73c7d227416499⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 279.97 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymwfcWsAMj9Gg.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


8ea018 (51)  No.116520

>>116518

pfff youre one to talk


344120 (46)  No.116521>>116523 >>116524

File (hide): 106f82e71d03e93⋯.png (26.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't 22.png) (h) (u)

I have to not be 16 stone first tbh

>>116514

well yes

I mean a lad chasing after a lass over the internet

this one guy I used to play overwatch with got in with a german roastie and went over there to be her footstool and now neither of them are ever online

it seems to be something that actually happens now even though the idea used to be a joke

>>116515

*goes down the pub*

*chats up a granny*

alternatively

*goes outdoors*

*chats up a lass*

*she doesn't look it but is underage*

those are my choices atm tbh

apart from the nice lass at the bank

>>116518

>everywhere is degenerate


87690f (75)  No.116522

>>116519

trying to lure me into the imperium ey lad :)


b83c52 (86)  No.116523>>116532

>>116521

>pub

>granny

wrong pubs lad.


4173e0 (15)  No.116524>>116525 >>116529 >>116532

>>116521

Not true lad

Browse speech therapy centres and find yourself a qt autistic girl


b83c52 (86)  No.116525

>>116524

*raises eyebrow *


f4ca1f (11)  No.116526>>116528 >>116530 >>116531 >>116534

File (hide): 2fd83d7c7115559⋯.png (209.56 KB, 540x347, 540:347, 73ffaf92-791b-479f-886f-3e….png) (h) (u)

bye


b83c52 (86)  No.116527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


35f793 (56)  No.116528

>>116526

night lad. don't let herts get you preggers


788996 (3)  No.116529>>116532 >>116543

File (hide): 06f3ac5ea615fdc⋯.png (11.42 KB, 411x387, 137:129, 1500584927312.png) (h) (u)

>>116524

>autistic gf

go on


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116530>>116542

File (hide): b9b875c68e4717e⋯.jpg (70.81 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1324632232748.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116526

You're going to share a bed? B-bye. Stay safe. I wouldn't trust Herts. I would


b83c52 (86)  No.116531

>>116526

au revoir


344120 (46)  No.116532>>116537

File (hide): b7d750f5463561c⋯.png (379.48 KB, 616x519, 616:519, 342590.png) (h) (u)

>>116524

>>116529

didn't I already spill the beans on my experiences with autistic lasses

it's basically my life story tbh

they're not a good idea

>>116523

probably going to tour them all at some point to find the right one


06fecc (52)  No.116533>>116535 >>116538 >>116540 >>116543 >>116548

Hi lads


8ea018 (51)  No.116534

File (hide): 33f2581d57a89ff⋯.png (207.42 KB, 805x391, 35:17, 1465330517669.png) (h) (u)

>>116526

later chum


b83c52 (86)  No.116535>>116536

>>116533

alright you nignog


06fecc (52)  No.116536>>116539

>>116535

what up my dude


b83c52 (86)  No.116537

>>116532

>tour them all

have a half in each one and decide which one is the better hunting ground for the evening tbh.


87690f (75)  No.116538

File (hide): 309c4e360a39eaa⋯.png (949.91 KB, 1024x556, 256:139, 0987654345678.png) (h) (u)


b83c52 (86)  No.116539>>116541 >>116551

File (hide): a462e7f829ef624⋯.jpg (239.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20170708_203458.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116536

my blood pressure and pulse rate tbh. been up to anything?


8ea018 (51)  No.116540

>>116533

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


06fecc (52)  No.116541

>>116539

Drove my car, some country roads may have witness a traffic law violation ;^) but they ain't telling

>>116539

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGERS


b62353 (12)  No.116542>>116544 >>116546 >>116553

>>116530

Are you saying you would refuse your board owner's generous offer of sharing a bed if he asked?


4173e0 (15)  No.116543>>116545

>>116529

We'll they're girls who are autistic

>>116533

Lad


35f793 (56)  No.116544>>116546 >>116547 >>116564


06fecc (52)  No.116545>>116562

>>116543

hey lad

or is this daftie? :^)


b83c52 (86)  No.116546

>>116542

>>116544

lad casual sex is not slaggish if it furthers the cause of white nationalism tbqh.


87690f (75)  No.116547>>116549

>>116544

SUFFERER OF YELLOW FEVER


35f793 (56)  No.116548


35f793 (56)  No.116549>>116550 >>116552

File (hide): 0767a3966dad46e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.06 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DD5mwQeXkAA5XOK.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116547

That's not an insult though


b83c52 (86)  No.116550

>>116549

if you say so.


58fe1d (23)  No.116551>>116557

>>116539

vanlad is on drugs again


87690f (75)  No.116552>>116554

>>116549

you have a disease that eats away at your soul and blinds your judgement


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116553>>116555 >>116564

>>116542

I'd let him sleep in my bed if he wanted. I have experience sharing the bed with other boys.


35f793 (56)  No.116554>>116556


35f793 (56)  No.116555>>116560

>>116553

> I have experience sharing the bed with other boys.


87690f (75)  No.116556>>116558


b83c52 (86)  No.116557

File (hide): 483f05c72a74b5a⋯.jpg (156.66 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 20170706_171247.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116551

>again

reeeeeee ive been a good lad for ages tbh


35f793 (56)  No.116558>>116561


b83c52 (86)  No.116559

>116553 (You)


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116560>>116568

>>116555

Obviously baiting but it's the truth


87690f (75)  No.116561>>116563

File (hide): 524e8903990bfb9⋯.jpg (216.48 KB, 615x400, 123:80, 987678765.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116558

he's absolutely riddled with it


4173e0 (15)  No.116562>>116565 >>116566

>>116545

shes tucked up at home tbh

as if we'd post while together anyway


35f793 (56)  No.116563>>116567

>>116561

i;m fine tbh


b62353 (12)  No.116564>>116573

>>116544

Herts is very moral and I'm sure he would only share a bed with me for purposes of exchanging warmth and non-sexual emotional comfort.

>>116553

O-oh, good lad.


06fecc (52)  No.116565>>116570

>>116562

took your time with that response lad ;)


b83c52 (86)  No.116566

>>116562

[massive grin intensifies]


87690f (75)  No.116567>>116569 >>116571

>>116563

one of the symptoms of yellow fever is not knowing how detrimental it is for your health and well being

see a doctor


344120 (46)  No.116568>>116572 >>116573 >>116600

File (hide): e7a241e4ff10002⋯.png (147.17 KB, 596x650, 298:325, DruidjakHidingItFull.png) (h) (u)

>>116560

you mean like when you were 10 and had sleepovers with a much older boy and all you remember is watch american dennis the menace and eating and drinking stuff he gave you before falling asleep and a few weeks later the boy is sent away

right?


35f793 (56)  No.116569>>116575

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>>116567

It's not detrimental to me


4173e0 (15)  No.116570>>116572

>>116565

Sorry lad I was in the illegal secret club tbh


b83c52 (86)  No.116571>>116576 >>116578

>>116567

>see a doctor

or a white woman


06fecc (52)  No.116572>>116579

>>116570

Smh lad as I'm not a member of the illegal memi club I'll never known.

>>116568

what


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116573>>116574

>>116564

My brothers and cousins. I am pure and innocent.

>>116568

Wew, lad. I hope not, but I wouldn't remember. I think my cousins are all still around. One of them died though


b83c52 (86)  No.116574>>116584

>>116573

>one of them died


87690f (75)  No.116575>>116578

>>116569

nice pic of a ruminating jap

is she thinking of how to emigrate to engalnd so she can do her part FOR THE IMPERIUM?


87690f (75)  No.116576

>>116571

yeah this

he'll be cured instantly


87690f (75)  No.116577>>116579

File (hide): cc65f9dd39ff017⋯.jpg (322.81 KB, 1440x1440, 1:1, Lizzie.jpg) (h) (u)

Need a young Queen gf tbh


35f793 (56)  No.116578>>116581

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>>116571

Why would I do that

>>116575

What are you implying


344120 (46)  No.116579>>116580 >>116582 >>116583

File (hide): bc4422ed6f132b3⋯.png (341.91 KB, 607x632, 607:632, the chink fears the briton.png) (h) (u)

>>116572

list of things I have said this night

-"aggressively pursued" by a negress as a teenager

-romantically involved with an autesse

-molested as a child by an older nonce maybe

>>116577

wanting a krautjew


344120 (46)  No.116580

check my 80

>>116579

*>


87690f (75)  No.116581

>>116578

>What are you implying

she needs the english dick … mine

>Yuka Kuramochi

would fuck


06fecc (52)  No.116582

>>116579

Wewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew lad tbh


b83c52 (86)  No.116583>>116585

>>116579

>list of things you have said tonight

confusedAF.gif


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116584

>>116574

Car crash, he was driving


344120 (46)  No.116585

>>116583

in the bongobongo film land tbh

it was relevant at the time


87690f (75)  No.116586>>116589

File (hide): e00d425a50f17a9⋯.jpg (780.78 KB, 1616x2256, 101:141, top lad.jpg) (h) (u)

Wish I was Henry V


b83c52 (86)  No.116587>>116588 >>116590 >>116591 >>116593 >>116596

going clubbing lads

DONT talk to me until Ive paid £5 for a pint of watery strongbow


4173e0 (15)  No.116588>>116592

>>116587

>clubbing


344120 (46)  No.116589>>116594 >>116597

>>116586

I wish i was caratacus tbh


87690f (75)  No.116590

>>116587

OI OI

GET US A PACKET OF CRISPS WILL YA


35f793 (56)  No.116591

>>116587

have fun

don't get glassed in the toilets


b83c52 (86)  No.116592>>116595 >>116599

>>116588

t. flies across the world to meet women


06fecc (52)  No.116593

>>116587

Have fun


87690f (75)  No.116594>>116599

>>116589

Men back in the day achieved things that seem other worldly to me


4173e0 (15)  No.116595>>116598 >>116601 >>116602

>>116592

>implying she was the original reason for me coming here

even if you're right it's still better than clubbing


8ea018 (51)  No.116596>>116609

>>116587

Go get em tiger

DONT come back if you didn't bring a MILF to your van


b83c52 (86)  No.116597>>116600

>>116589

me2tbh, except the captured by romans bit


8ea018 (51)  No.116598>>116603 >>116616

>>116595

You ever been to a club herts? You should check out some german ones


344120 (46)  No.116599

File (hide): 39090271c6a0d72⋯.png (778.97 KB, 744x1070, 372:535, brythonic pepe.png) (h) (u)

>>116592

tbh they might actually have a long lasting relationship and make many hwhite babies together

>>116594

we must regain that spirit


53d9a3 (26)  No.116600

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>>116568

lad

>>116597

He trusted a thot

He got what he got


06fecc (52)  No.116601>>116616

>>116595

you could've gone clubbing with daftie tbh


b83c52 (86)  No.116602>>116606 >>116616

>>116595

good for you tbh mate, Id do the same in a heartbeat.

>better than clubbing

what on earth could be better than queuing for toilets with no flat surfaces in? :^)


35f793 (56)  No.116603>>116605 >>116620

>>116598

>herts goes to a german club

>it's exclusively new germans on MDMA listening to Du Hast and Kraftwerk on a loop


87690f (75)  No.116604>>116611

File (hide): f9c69d0e8454f77⋯.webm (2.24 MB, 860x440, 43:22, e54763425322.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

the gf


b83c52 (86)  No.116605>>116607

>>116603

[desire to go to germany intensifies]


06fecc (52)  No.116606>>116609

>>116602

You know the fucking indian or black gremlin in every club toilet?


344120 (46)  No.116607>>116610 >>116614

*flies through the thread on a cannonball*

BARON MUNCHAUSEN NOW PLAYING

>>116605

to kick the shit in of the new germans like the Fistfights With Muslims In Europe guy?


58fe1d (23)  No.116608>>116610

File (hide): faab0d3076dd9b0⋯.jpg (56.42 KB, 342x441, 38:49, baron.jpg) (h) (u)

THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN NOT PLAYING ON CYTUBE!!!

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


b83c52 (86)  No.116609>>116612 >>116620

>>116596

cant bring them back to the van, smh, it goes badly when you invite them.

>>116606

>no spray no lay

oh yes.


b83c52 (86)  No.116610>>116615 >>116618

>>116607

>>116608

YOU UTTER CUNTS REEEEEEE


35f793 (56)  No.116611>>116617


06fecc (52)  No.116612>>116613 >>116619

>>116609

I fucking hate them, one tried to make me pay 5 quid for some paper towel as the hand dryers weren't working.


53d9a3 (26)  No.116613

>>116612

I don't even understand why they exist tbh


b83c52 (86)  No.116614

>>116607

>fist fight new germans

id rather sell them some hotshots so they cark it in a hilarious eyepopping fashion tbh.


344120 (46)  No.116615

>>116610

it's not official, can always have it on tomorrow or sunday, whenever you can nick some leccy


4173e0 (15)  No.116616>>116620 >>116628

>>116598

I went once and hated it

>>116601

The topic of clubbing actually came up, we both agreed we didn't really like it

>>116602

lel


87690f (75)  No.116617>>116621 >>116630 >>116761

>>116611

some qts here as well


58fe1d (23)  No.116618

>>116610

It was in the playlist and just followed on from the previous shit film.


b83c52 (86)  No.116619

>>116612

you have to pay them or they grass you up to the bouncers, its easier to budget for £10 of bribes than it is to talk your way out of an arn lock.


8ea018 (51)  No.116620>>116624 >>116634

>>116603

Doesn't sound too bad. You get to rip off a burka at the end of the night

>>116609

Really? That's a shame. That's like half the stuff I'd ever want to do in the back of a van

>>116616

you're no fun lad. I bet you just didn't get into it. You should come up here and I'll teach you how to grind on thots


53d9a3 (26)  No.116621>>116626

>>116617

>tfw no army of qt ayyylmao clone lasses to molest


b83c52 (86)  No.116622>>116623 >>116625 >>116627 >>116628 >>116634

taxis here, bye lads, and well played are BO, Ill drink a toast to you tonight tbh.


8ea018 (51)  No.116623


b83c52 (86)  No.116624>>116629

>>116620

i can afford hotels tbh lad :^)


344120 (46)  No.116625

>>116622

have a good one


87690f (75)  No.116626

>>116621

it hurts


b83c52 (86)  No.116627

>>116622

>tfw ordered a taxi to the van

kek


06fecc (52)  No.116628>>116634 >>116635 >>116637

>>116616

Clubbing is fun when you go with people who don't like clubbing and you all know it, when everyone pretends it's not fun it's shit but when you go and do whatever you want and piss off the normies it's great

>>116622

Have fun laddddddd

don;t forget you have work tomorrow


35f793 (56)  No.116629>>116631

>>116624

Do you prebook or just rock up?


58fe1d (23)  No.116630>>116632

>>116617

I really enjoyed that.


b83c52 (86)  No.116631

>>116629

rock up tbh, premier inn and days inn are within £20 taxi fare from both of my local towns.


87690f (75)  No.116632

>>116630

yeah

it's pretty funny


d47253 (6)  No.116633

>LOCAL taxi has free wifi

can i post or is it going to 4g me


4173e0 (15)  No.116634>>116637 >>116643

>>116620

>grind on thots

It has a charm to it tbh

>>116622

See you lad and thanks I guess

>>116628

I guess, personally I prefer a quiet evening out with a mate or girl rather than clubbing tbh


8ea018 (51)  No.116635>>116637 >>116643

>>116628

Or you could just bop about and finish the night with a pretty lady


35f793 (56)  No.116636>>116638 >>116639 >>116640 >>116643

I think something's not right with me


d47253 (6)  No.116637>>116643 >>116648

>>116628

clubbing is also fun when you just get hammered and see what happens.

>>116635

this.

>>116634

>thanks you guess


53d9a3 (26)  No.116638

File (hide): f32ca8947543954⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 372.63 KB, 1200x1760, 15:22, Imperium 559.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116636

You reckon?


d47253 (6)  No.116639>>116641

>>116636

is it the chinks or the celibacy?


abf88c (1)  No.116640

>>116636

but you;re a lovely lad


35f793 (56)  No.116641>>116642 >>116645

>>116639

Probably the celibacy


8ea018 (51)  No.116642>>116644

>>116641

What's your actual problem regarding celibacy?


06fecc (52)  No.116643>>116645 >>116648 >>116650

>>116637

This is true but expensive

>>116635

Not here wew

>>116636

What's getting you down lad?

>>116634

nerd tbh that's not how you get pushed down a hill in a shopping trolley at 2am


35f793 (56)  No.116644>>116646 >>116647 >>116650

>>116642

No sex drive at all


d47253 (6)  No.116645>>116649

>>116641

want to come and find some lasses with me?

>>116643

>expensive

>tfw spent £120 before ive got to the club

youve got that right.


53d9a3 (26)  No.116646>>116652

>>116644

Have you always been this way?


d47253 (6)  No.116647

>>116644

go somewhere where you are competing with other blokes, it stirs primal instinct tbh.


4173e0 (15)  No.116648>>116653

>>116637

dont read into it lad I always say that for no good reason

>>116643

I keep my eye on the prize though


06fecc (52)  No.116649>>116653

>>116645

BIG SPENDER


8ea018 (51)  No.116650>>116651 >>116652

>>116644

Huh. You should get a doctor to examine your todger lad. This could probably be cured

>>116643

where is here


06fecc (52)  No.116651>>116656

>>116650

A grim area tbh


35f793 (56)  No.116652>>116656

>>116650

Maybe a checkup on my test would be a good idea.

>>116646

Probably since I was in my mid teens.


d47253 (6)  No.116653>>116654

>>116648

i dont read into anything lad, its a mugs game.

>>116649

not really, this has been a relatively quiet and cheap predrink tbh.


06fecc (52)  No.116654


87690f (75)  No.116655

File (hide): 35546f04b214837⋯.jpg (17.41 KB, 615x409, 615:409, 654857274326436252.jpg) (h) (u)


8ea018 (51)  No.116656>>116658 >>116664

>>116651

You're a pessimist. Even an ugly girl turns pretty when she starts rubbing herself on you. Besides, it's more about serving your primal urges than trying to find a beautiful wife

>>116652

I would say so. But I would recommend you tell them the full problem. Can you get an erection?


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116657>>116659 >>116660 >>116661 >>116664

Lads


35f793 (56)  No.116658>>116661

>>116656

Yes, but I don't want to do anything with it


4173e0 (15)  No.116659>>116662

>>116657

Hey lad


35f793 (56)  No.116660>>116662

>>116657

Don't you live in the other place


8ea018 (51)  No.116661>>116662 >>116663

>>116658

Maybe you just need to be in the room with a naked girl. do you watch porn?

>>116657

YO

what brings you here lad?


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116662>>116663 >>116672

>>116659

Lad

>>116660

I like you lads too

>>116661

Bantz


35f793 (56)  No.116663>>116665 >>116672

>>116661

No I don't, unless you count my imperiumposting as porn

>>116662

You're alright, lad.


06fecc (52)  No.116664>>116672

>>116657

hullo

>>116656

they are grim inside and out tbh, I would rather not satisfy my primal urges with them


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116665>>116668

>>116663

Are you the type of Englishman who lives in Hong Kong but can only score with Filipinos or Indonesians?


53d9a3 (26)  No.116666>>116669 >>116670 >>116673

File (hide): 51e1dcc6079ccbb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.74 KB, 634x426, 317:213, stonehenge after a larper ….jpg) (h) (u)

The Druids must be avenged tbh


35f793 (56)  No.116667>>116671 >>116675

File (hide): f6a1508cbdb149b⋯.jpg (106.2 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, DE8eJ3IVYAA4vZp.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


35f793 (56)  No.116668


344120 (46)  No.116669

File (hide): 8ff1d459070ca6b⋯.png (191.79 KB, 603x690, 201:230, 3573568356.png) (h) (u)

>>116666

GOODlad


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116670

>>116666

MERLINS BEARD!


87690f (75)  No.116671

File (hide): 5ef144d90828f7b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 953.78 KB, 619x906, 619:906, 5684737485736.png) (h) (u)

>>116667

deeply aroused

Y U DO DIS TO ME

I want a white woman


8ea018 (51)  No.116672>>116674 >>116677

>>116662

Well were a little slim on bantz rn because we're watching a movie. But feel free to indulge in it, it's for us all to share.

>>116663

Definitely tell your doctor lad. He might even give you cool pills.

>>116664

>Wanting to know what a girl's like on the inside

I don't believe you lad. I bet youre calling all those cute 5-6/10s grim. There's no one better to pacify yourself with tbh


8ea018 (51)  No.116673

File (hide): a15fa14ad18e35e⋯.jpg (319.37 KB, 454x680, 227:340, very jolly druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116666

top one lad


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116674>>116681

>>116672

Uma thurman had great tits


53d9a3 (26)  No.116675>>116679 >>116680

File (hide): 145472d71afaea6⋯.png (807.36 KB, 909x827, 909:827, sexuality is immoral.png) (h) (u)

>>116667

>ywn lick her bum


4173e0 (15)  No.116676>>116678 >>116681

File (hide): 6fe6db0717554d3⋯.png (148.79 KB, 1536x1031, 1536:1031, IMG_8536.PNG) (h) (u)

Night lads I stayed up too late smh


06fecc (52)  No.116677>>116681

>>116672

Lad the girls in my area are just grim


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116678

>>116676

night lad


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116679>>116684

>>116675

>not objectifying your wife a bit so the sex is good

The man is an idiot or a fag


87690f (75)  No.116680

File (hide): 36c5fbef6f62547⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 201.67 KB, 1200x1760, 15:22, 18.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116675

LICK IT!!


8ea018 (51)  No.116681

>>116674

That she did. Honestly tehy're probably still fine

>>116676

Good night lad. I'm sure you'll sleep well

>>116677

Lad you sound like you're thinking too much with your head. You need to start thinking with you benis :D


78f7b9 (13)  No.116682>>116683 >>116685 >>116688

File (hide): b4d9bd50cfd0863⋯.jpg (14.53 KB, 600x583, 600:583, angry.jpg) (h) (u)

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES


87690f (75)  No.116683

File (hide): 4236707c880d82b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.42 KB, 1200x1760, 15:22, 6975847364374.jpg) (h) (u)


53d9a3 (26)  No.116684

>>116679

The man is a fucking nutcase tbh but he's the sort of thing you expect when you train lads day in day out to believe their own instincts are evil.


53d9a3 (26)  No.116685

>>116682

The board is owned by a Russian agent and his 35 year old boyfriend, what's to explain?


78f7b9 (13)  No.116686>>116687 >>116691

File (hide): 83d8129b6933c57⋯.png (155.69 KB, 394x709, 394:709, pepenoose.png) (h) (u)

>forgot all about dafty passing age of consent


06fecc (52)  No.116687

>>116686

pretty sure it's like 15 in Germany anyway


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116688


87690f (75)  No.116689

File (hide): d08f2d374377ced⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 163.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ff20130705a2a.jpg) (h) (u)

wots goin on ere then lads?


78f7b9 (13)  No.116690>>116694

File (hide): 2e6d1d5a2ec9c32⋯.png (160.9 KB, 367x265, 367:265, bowden8.png) (h) (u)

>>116471

>>116484

The International Normie must be eradicated at any cost.


53d9a3 (26)  No.116691

>>116686

>I've been posting in threads with a 15 year old all this time

Dafties are getting younger and younger


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116692>>116696 >>116702 >>116719

so who are the next people meeting up?


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116693>>116695

Is dafty a tranny?


06fecc (52)  No.116694>>116699

>>116690

>literal international normies


8ea018 (51)  No.116695>>116697 >>116699 >>116701

>>116693

I think she's the only one that isn't


87690f (75)  No.116696>>116699

>>116692

me and you

you sexy bastard


fcfeb4 (8)  No.116697


78f7b9 (13)  No.116698

these perverts must be brought to justice


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116699>>116700 >>116705

>>116694

No.

>>116695

Lad…

>>116696

I'm not into imperium, lad


06fecc (52)  No.116700>>116703

>>116699

no to you too smh


4e1201 (1)  No.116701


53d9a3 (26)  No.116702>>116703

>>116692

See you in Pontypool next week, butt


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116703

>>116700

replied to the wrong lad

>>116702

o-okay. Good luck finding me


78f7b9 (13)  No.116704>>116706

i feel violated


87690f (75)  No.116705>>116707

>>116699

>I'm not into imperium, lad

lying prick

you've posted some delicious chinkies


06fecc (52)  No.116706

>>116704

Depeche Mode violated?


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116707>>116710

>>116705

yeah, I posted them for you.


78f7b9 (13)  No.116708

how can you go on posting here after having sex? it is abominable


87690f (75)  No.116709

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


87690f (75)  No.116710>>116713 >>116715

>>116707

you know you'd fuck a qt jap

don't lie, mush.


78f7b9 (13)  No.116711>>116712

i hope you feel pleased with yourselves


87690f (75)  No.116712


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116713

>>116710

I have principles, lad. I am really disgusted by other races and especially miscegenation.


78f7b9 (13)  No.116714>>116717

File (hide): a56fd911c606149⋯.png (17.43 KB, 509x619, 509:619, wojak.png) (h) (u)

how can people on the internet just meet up and have sex this is'nt right


53d9a3 (26)  No.116715>>116718

>>116710

>mush

My mummy used to use that word, how old are you?


a90d0c (20)  No.116716


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116717

>>116714

I am sure they both wear chastity belts, lad


87690f (75)  No.116718>>116722

>>116715

55 with a wife and two bastards


19fa8e (1)  No.116719

>>116692

Should be you and Neo tbh.


78f7b9 (13)  No.116720>>116723 >>116725

File (hide): 511fe68107d4c27⋯.png (575.68 KB, 855x439, 855:439, gordo12.png) (h) (u)

Why do you passive men continue to allow this abherration to storm your board? Stamp them into the dust. To think there are men who go incel while this sin is committed on an incel's board.


a839a8 (1)  No.116721

Please keep your resident fag enabler 22st contained to this board.

t. /brit/


53d9a3 (26)  No.116722>>116724

>>116718

Dad, get off /newbrit/, I know you aren't a dafty


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116723

>>116720

he's the BO, lad. You might end up being purged


87690f (75)  No.116724

>>116722

Okay

*leaves*


8ea018 (51)  No.116725

>>116720

incel's board?

speak for yourself lad


78f7b9 (13)  No.116726>>116727

File (hide): ca7e1ae451a65c9⋯.jpg (35.88 KB, 472x354, 4:3, weininger.jpg) (h) (u)

ban all sex tbh


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116727>>116728

>>116726

Wouldn't you want to have autistic sex, lad?


78f7b9 (13)  No.116728>>116729 >>116731

>>116727

whats that


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116729>>116730 >>116732 >>116733

>>116728

Oh, I'm confusing you for somebody else, lad. You're not our resident autist, are you?


78f7b9 (13)  No.116730>>116735

>>116729

might be tbh this is just infuritating


53d9a3 (26)  No.116731

>>116728

It's VR cyber-rape while wearing a red goblin suit.


3f6c2c (2)  No.116732>>116735

File (hide): c92387eea94d6dd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 17.87 KB, 1854x932, 927:466, chasing shadows.png) (h) (u)


140a3f (1)  No.116733>>116735 >>116745

>>116729

Lad why does /Brit/ bully you so much?


788996 (3)  No.116734>>116735 >>116736 >>116737

File (hide): e2ffbd031fc5406⋯.jpg (119.16 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1500568139067.jpg) (h) (u)

whats it like having sex with a chick with autism?

asking for a m8 of mine ofc lads


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116735>>116738

>>116732

Kek.

He was acting a bit autistic :^)

>>116730

Why,lad?

>>116733

Who are you, lad? I've always been bullied and I guess it is deserved to some extent. I am like a battered wife excusing them smh

>>116734

They might suddenly start screaming and kicking I guess.


344120 (46)  No.116736

>>116734

non existent

she wasn't able to get wet enough to actually have a proper go at the old in out in out and we gave up

and later she left me because her logical autist brain made the objectively superior choice of chasing after a rich swiss bloke


3f6c2c (2)  No.116737

File (hide): bb4a50fe37dce47⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB, 1906x1074, 953:537, autism1-6.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 3e6ee2193a8b05a⋯.jpg (62.53 KB, 600x387, 200:129, autism-in-love-600x380.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116734

Best sex you'll ever have lad


78f7b9 (13)  No.116738>>116739

>>116735

meatspaceposting to this degree is just obscene and gives a lightening rod to my immense envy of noncels tbh


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116739>>116745

>>116738

Herts and Daftie found each other online, lad. What's stopping you?


b62353 (12)  No.116740>>116741 >>116742

File (hide): d6573a4b70991be⋯.jpg (254.07 KB, 700x700, 1:1, sleep.jpg) (h) (u)

Sweet dreams everyone.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116741

File (hide): 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png) (h) (u)

>>116740

Night, lass


87690f (75)  No.116742

>>116740

Cheers luv

you to


16fbb4 (13)  No.116743

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116744

File (hide): b873e2476088ed1⋯.png (1.08 MB, 715x1235, 11:19, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Astolfo dakimakura


7c4f13 (1)  No.116745>>116748

>>116733

Sadomasochist tbh.

>>116739

Allegedly* A clever ruseman could've constructed both identities while playing the long con in hopes of gathering intel or extracting lulz.


16fbb4 (13)  No.116746>>116748 >>116753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fuck me silly what a tune.

Lads I've been lifting 2 weeks straight twice a day until my arms can't physically lift anymore. Am I overdoing it or is this how I become /fit/?


16fbb4 (13)  No.116747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lying in bed with my laptop on my chest and I can barely move my arms or shoulders even. Did I do good or have I fucked my arms?

Bet £20 on England winning in Russia next year.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116748>>116749

>>116745

Kek, lad. Maybe

>>116746

Overdoing it, lad. Don't get how you're able to do that tbh.


16fbb4 (13)  No.116749>>116750 >>116755

>>116748

Been forcing it a lot. Want to get fit. Riding my bike about 10 miles a day too.


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116750>>116752

>>116749

Jesus, lad. Nice discipline tbh


16fbb4 (13)  No.116751>>116754

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

More than that often. My goal is 100 in a single day by the end of the year.


16fbb4 (13)  No.116752>>116754

>>116750

I've lost roughly under a stone a month since April. I can't live on Earth anymore as a chubby bastard, the latter I cannot change but the former I will end once and for all.


8ea018 (51)  No.116753>>116756

>>116746

Yes you're over doing it. Get on a programme lad, you need only lift x3 a week to get swole as a novice


6ea5f1 (54)  No.116754>>116756

File (hide): 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ab6aea1f5abb35b⋯.png (797.97 KB, 960x480, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>116751

>>116752

Pisses me off that you're doing so well, lad

*grabs your leg and pulls you down*


8ea018 (51)  No.116755>>116756

>>116749

>riding bike

overtraining


16fbb4 (13)  No.116756>>116758

>>116753

I want to do it once a day. It feels so fucking good lifting and collapsing from exhaustion and sheer pain in my arms. I love it.

>>116754

I don't even look fat anymore. I used to have a bit of belly and that but it doesn't stick out anymore. Still a big guy but in more positive ways. My thighs are huge tbh ngl and arms are visibly more muscular.

>>116755

10 miles is nothing. An hour cycle at most. I've cycled from London to Oxford before in a day though it took me the entire day.


16fbb4 (13)  No.116757>>116759

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ANOTHER GIRL

ANOTHER PLANET


8ea018 (51)  No.116758>>116760

>>116756

>workouts

I feel the same lad. But it's over training. Do you wanna get swole? If you like hurting yourself you can just do it with a hammer

>bike

Mostly a joke, but you're exercise frequency + bike rides is a good way to be stuck repairing muscle and never build it. you better be fucking eating


87690f (75)  No.116759

File (hide): 61dfb3d769d7ca0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.02 MB, 852x480, 71:40, korean air horn.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>116757

top tune


16fbb4 (13)  No.116760>>116763

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116758

I will take a break for a day in between every intense lifting session then. You seem to know a lot.

>mostly a joke

What did he mean by this? Better for the joints than running especially when you are a fat bastard. I eat a fucking tonne of protein and I don't ride that much. Only until I get bored or tired. 10 miles is sunset stroll tier distances, nothing of note.


8ea018 (51)  No.116761>>116762

>>116617

FUCK i love synchrony


87690f (75)  No.116762>>116764

>>116761

>synchrony

what's that?


8ea018 (51)  No.116763>>116766

>>116760

I just browse /fit. Was a casual lifter for like 5 months, made a lot of mistakes and learned a lot.

>what did he mean by this?

I meant it was mostly joking that the bicycle was over training. So long as it's light intensity you can do it until the cows come home. If it's high intensity there's additional stress on your body. But do keep biking, it's good to be conditioned. And you have a good attitude. And I mean calories as well. If you're trying to lose weight then it's fine but don't go into like a 700 deficit or you'll be wasting away


8ea018 (51)  No.116764

>>116762

>synchrony

simultaneous action or occurrence i.e them nip girls moving at the same time


6f6c0b (1)  No.116765>>116767

Can we have a /newbrit/ weight loss support group thread lads?


16fbb4 (13)  No.116766>>116769 >>116770

>>116763

I've been recommended to eat about 1600 calories to lose weight so with the exercise I am doing 2000 a day seems reasonable. I'm not a complete retard, starving myself is stupid. Will keep your advice in mind.

Give me a quick rundown on what a guy who has two dumbbells and a fear of the gym can do when lifting.


16fbb4 (13)  No.116767

>>116765

Kek, might be a good idea. I can share my routine if you want. I've lost a fucking tonne of weight so it definitely works.


06fecc (52)  No.116768>>116770

night lads


8ea018 (51)  No.116769>>116772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116766

>1600 kcal

Calories aren't universal, it really depends on your height and weight. If you're tall and fat, you might need more than 1600s. Check out my fitness pal or really any calorie counting app/website to get closer numbers. 2000 might be fine but there's an honest warning

>quick rundown

Difficult to say exactly what you can do, I have little experience outside the gym. I know that dumbbells can be used to train most bodyparts. I also know people can get pretty nice upperbodies with bodyweight routines. You could either use bodyweight + dumbells as additional work or just do a dumbell based routine.

I could probably take a swing at giving you a dumbell routine if you want


8ea018 (51)  No.116770>>116772

File (hide): 7980e27fc61085a⋯.jpg (881.51 KB, 1489x3960, 1489:3960, 1490044099938.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116768

Goodnight lad. Sleeptight

>>116766

>pic related


8ea018 (51)  No.116771

File (hide): d443f8cab05aa4a⋯.jpg (62.71 KB, 641x630, 641:630, 1464778491606-0.jpg) (h) (u)

>the marmite I had with my cheese burned a hole on my tongue

Worth it tbh


16fbb4 (13)  No.116772>>116773 >>116774

>>116769

I'm about 5'9 so not tall. I've used those and most have said 1600 or less. Yeah give us a go lad and I'll let you know how I get on. I've researched some stuff but it would be nice to hear from an actual person. Saved that video for later too.

>>116770

>all that

Hmmm looks intense.


8ea018 (51)  No.116773>>116774 >>116776

>>116772

Okay, but before I do I gotta ask: do you have any bars to do pullups and/or dips on?

Here's some general tips as well:

1. The trick to building muscle is progressive overload. Essentially you need to add weight to get strong. As a beginner you'll probably be able to add an extra kg every workout. Every week at least. - if you can't it's fine, it'll be because you're not getting enough calories to build muscle. Either lose weight until you wanna start gaining it or bump up the kcals slightly

2.Don't bother with splits. Full body workouts are better. Especially for a novice

3.Compound exercises like pullups, dips, pushups, benchpress, deadlift, squat are recommended. They should be done first with the addiitional exercises following.

4.Always keep good form, you don't wanna throw out a spinal disk and it can lead to you not working a muscle as hard as you'd like

5.Sleep. 7:30 - 8 hours preferably. Anything less and you're missing out on valuable time your body needs to repair


8ea018 (51)  No.116774

>>116773

>>116772

WOAH I just remembered:

http://scoobysworkshop.com/beginning-workout-plan/

If you have a pullup or something to pullup off, then do this


58fe1d (23)  No.116775

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH GOLDEN ONE


16fbb4 (13)  No.116776>>116777 >>116778

>>116773

None I am afraid to say.

Will keep this in mind, thank you.


8ea018 (51)  No.116777>>116778

>>116776

Okay so so this I would say x3 a week but every other day is probably fine. If it makes you happy then it doesn't matter if it's sub-optimal. You're gonna have an A workout and a B workout. You need to alternate between

A and B. If you did it 3xweek then it'd look like this: (x denotes rest days) AxBxAxx, and then the next week would be BxAxBxx

Here's A workout:

1.Dumbbell benchpress (you can do this on the floor if you don't have a bench,)

2. Dumbell rows

3.Goblet Squat

Then you can add additional exercises if you want. I would say you should add, biceps curls and triceps extension for bigger arms

Here's B:

1.dumbbell overhead press (or curl and press from video you choose)

2. barbell rows (or dumbell tripod row)

3.dumbbell deadlift (do it like this: https://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/main/popup/name/romanian-deadlift-with-dumbbells or https://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/main/popup/name/stiff-legged-dumbbell-deadlift)

again feel free to add addition exercises, like the extra arm work. As a rule, if you want to make a lagging muscle bigger then add an exercise.

On the main lifts you should make them as heavy as possible to do with good form. You should be able to do 8 reps for 3 sets. On the last set do as many additional reps as you can with *good form* - DONT go to failure. Remember to add weight on the weekly.

With the additional exercises go for 10 reps. You can add weight to these too but not at the cost of the main lifts.

UNDERSTAMD??

if not ask me anything to clarify


8ea018 (51)  No.116778

File (hide): 255813bed04f224⋯.jpg (49.62 KB, 347x434, 347:434, sleepy druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116777

>>116776

okay so do this*

additionally I should note that you can do dumbell tripod row each workout, not just B.

Yes I misspelled understand

I'm tired, I now go to sleep.

Will answer additional questions on the 'morrow or nowish if you're quick


344120 (46)  No.116779

File (hide): 71525d1926a1ccb⋯.png (654.17 KB, 700x762, 350:381, Conanthefrogbarian.png) (h) (u)

morning lads

good /fit/ stuff up there


06fecc (52)  No.116780>>116781

Hullo


344120 (46)  No.116781>>116782

File (hide): d42dbf7976da566⋯.png (19.24 KB, 763x401, 763:401, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


06fecc (52)  No.116782

>>116781

That's fucking stupid dont know why it made me laugh so much


344120 (46)  No.116783>>116784 >>116789

File (hide): 4ca325a34c7640f⋯.png (627.57 KB, 1039x480, 1039:480, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>ywn play super monkey ball on the ps2 again

---

"Fuck you," I said wisely.

"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.

"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.

---

Even Dr. Liz had been slain.

"No… NO NO NO! FUUUUCK!" Garfield abandoned his characteristic deadpan tone and wailed.

---

"WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR ROBOTNIK?!" When the thug didn't respond, Silver shot the air next to him. "HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

---


06fecc (52)  No.116784>>116785

>>116783

Is that the new dialog for tails get some trolled?


344120 (46)  No.116785>>116786

File (hide): 61ae3afa7adb217⋯.png (8.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, innocent.png) (h) (u)

>>116784

rips from twitter rips from fanfiction.net


06fecc (52)  No.116786>>116787

>>116785

The guy hasn't made any new tails get trolled in ages, I need my fix of the modern Iliad


344120 (46)  No.116787>>116788 >>116790

File (hide): 7ca597b5149f2ef⋯.png (62.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 45457579708.png) (h) (u)

>>116786

want to test an aoe2 scenario?

original game w/voobly patches, via voobly

da wants a third player to make his d&d dungeon crawler a bit faster, should be quick enough that you don't overheat


06fecc (52)  No.116788

>>116787

Hmm, no idea where my original game is tbh


4a5c14 (1)  No.116789

>>116783

My boy. I've got my old Gamecube copy sitting right here. I can play it whenever I like. I'd probably just emulate it though. Can't be arsed hooking my Gamecube up, and it would like like shit on my TV.


1627a0 (9)  No.116790>>116792 >>116793 >>116795

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>116787

>aoe2

Don't suppose you guys have heard of this?


8ea018 (51)  No.116791

Morning all. My throat is not a happy camper rn.

>story time

I dreamed that me and my vampire mate were off looking for my phone. We checked a bunch of places before I remembered I'd left it at my bedside. Also for some reason this old skeleton man was ragging this lady who was somebody's mum, not sure who's though.


06fecc (52)  No.116792>>116794

>>116790

That's only on windows 10 and not on steam iirc


b62353 (12)  No.116793>>116795

File (hide): b4b7bc1c2f1c612⋯.png (277.38 KB, 660x600, 11:10, 1396207954546.png) (h) (u)

>>116790

>start video

>WOLOLOOOO

Looks cool. I have fond memories of playing the original. I still have the old manual and the big tech tree booklet.

It looks like they've got a lot more individual frames for unit animations.


1627a0 (9)  No.116794

>>116792

Ah ok disregard it then


344120 (46)  No.116795>>116798

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>get to dungeon 2 for the first time

>going well

>open some chests

>endless spawn of monkeyboys out of a stone head nearby

>run up elevation for the atk and dmg reduction bonus

>get instakilled by horde of angry pavement apes

it's fun tbh, if anyone does have their original discs, come play

>>116790

>>116793

it's microshit

>windows store only

>windows 10 or whatever shit spyware they have now only


344120 (46)  No.116796>>116797 >>116799 >>116802 >>116803

File (hide): 806b0ccb0425fa3⋯.png (217.09 KB, 600x357, 200:119, alltheotherfrogs.png) (h) (u)

also

>landlady just walks into the house while we're testing

>doesn't phone ahead

>doesn't knock on the door

>just comes in with a customer

>have to awkwardly stand around as they go through our belongings looking at the house

at least I gave her a window leaflet


1627a0 (9)  No.116797>>116799

>>116796

Oh fucking hell my last landlord did this and I'm still fucking mad about it, you'd think they'd give you a heads up to tidy the place and clear off to the pub or something but no, Twats


06fecc (52)  No.116798

>>116795

*hunts through this belongings*

If I find it I'll play lad


8ea018 (51)  No.116799

>>116796

>>116797

Landlords really are the scum of the earth. One of the best indications that most people can't handle power over others. If any of these people were smart enough to take over a country they'd all be Mugabe-esque dictators


1627a0 (9)  No.116800>>116801 >>116806

WEW


8ea018 (51)  No.116801

>>116800

Well at least they all learned their lesson


53d9a3 (26)  No.116802>>116804

>>116796

Pretty sure they're not strictly allowed to do that. It should be in your tenancy agreement that they have to give 24 hours notice.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116803

>>116796

wew. Lucky you weren't naked


344120 (46)  No.116804>>116808

File (hide): db530d5d86520b1⋯.png (369.13 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, uwot.png) (h) (u)

>>116802

"we tried to call you but you didn't answer"

t. cunt

these are the same scums that have raised the rent repeatedly over the past few months until it's now £725/m for a place that is barely above council housing tier. looking forward to going innamiddleofnowhere tbh


9a46c2 (44)  No.116805>>116808

File (hide): 3db08f72801e563⋯.png (184.05 KB, 747x299, 747:299, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

THE IRONY

Ex-Muslims accused of 'inciting hatred' after criticising Islamic homophobia at Pride

>A prominent group of ex-Muslims are facing calls to be banned from future Pride marches in London after a mosque complained about their criticisms of Islam.

>Activists affiliated to the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain (CEMB) took part in the march on Saturday 8 July. Their signs bore slogans such as "Allah is gay," "Throw ISIS off the roof" and "Islamophobia is an oxymoron".

>Some listed the 13 countries -- all under Islamic rule – where homosexuality is punishable by death. One sign said "Fuck Islamic homophobia," with "Fuck Islam" in a different colour to the rest of the letters.

It's still hard for me to believe that we're actually defending a foreign religion from criticism. Where did all the anti-Christian atheists go?

http://www.secularism.org.uk/news/2017/07/ex-muslim-group-may-be-barred-from-pride-after-criticising-islam


06fecc (52)  No.116806

>>116800

>going to court

>not killing him and burying him in the desert and saying he ran away

Smh little nigger didn't exist to anyone other than them.


344120 (46)  No.116807>>116809 >>116817

File (hide): 69563d0387d9b57⋯.png (438.88 KB, 603x483, 201:161, NOMAD.png) (h) (u)

Regarding AoE2:HD I'm also developing a Dynasty Warriors type scenario based on an old Italian Wars one I did where you have to have supply trains and things, if anyone wants to give it a spin on Steam.

I have all the expacks for the HD version too for WE WUZ skirmishing


53d9a3 (26)  No.116808

>>116805

>Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain

Pretty kekworthy

>Where did all the anti-Christian atheists go?

The fact is that those people were never pro-secularism or even pro-rationalism, they were just cultural marxists: anti-white and most of all anti-christian. That has been apparent since atheism+.

>>116804

I feel you man. It's not like as a tenant you can make any kind of meaningful complaint anyway. My washing machine has broken for the second time, after they said the first time that there was nothing wrong with it. Might as well learn how to hand wash clothes tbh


06fecc (52)  No.116809>>116812

>>116807

I found my original game lad


13f2ca (20)  No.116810>>116813

File (hide): 20a403d5c23c914⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.92 KB, 736x1228, 184:307, 20a403d5c23c9148384fdc7661….jpg) (h) (u)

tbh


9a46c2 (44)  No.116811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH BLACK PENGUIN


344120 (46)  No.116812

>>116809

goodlad, want to test the dungeon one now?

have to get voobly and the patches etc


87690f (75)  No.116813>>116814

File (hide): bfa1082e7b2112f⋯.jpg (446.98 KB, 1280x1355, 256:271, 09876543456789.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 731bd9c0d7d6565⋯.jpg (120.77 KB, 600x900, 2:3, kazza.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): aadf45e01b6d58f⋯.jpg (123.62 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 968547856853467546.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116810

is pamyu imperium quality?


13f2ca (20)  No.116814>>116815

File (hide): ea0f7414bae7967⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.62 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 99c39902687f020720e1d7b2fc….jpg) (h) (u)

>>116813

yes tbh


8ea018 (51)  No.116815>>116816

>>116814

Wait I don't understand, if you don't have a sex drive then why do you like Imperium


13f2ca (20)  No.116816>>116818

>>116815

They're fun to watch


1627a0 (9)  No.116817>>116828

>>116807

Do any of you lads play age of mythology?


87690f (75)  No.116818

File (hide): 8c12ccfc54dff38⋯.mp4 (6.61 MB, 480x360, 4:3, GO!GO!7188 - 瑠璃色.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>116816

Imperium music?


d4bea7 (3)  No.116819>>116820 >>116821 >>116822 >>116824

File (hide): b068ab79dbb8c59⋯.webm (1.39 MB, 540x540, 1:1, imperium.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Imperium poster pics Cumpilation tbh


9a46c2 (44)  No.116820

>>116819

my ears and eyes


13f2ca (20)  No.116821

File (hide): 15f8ab00e790a37⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.28 KB, 882x1280, 441:640, 17825095faccdba6511ceae61d….jpg) (h) (u)


8ea018 (51)  No.116822

>>116819

save'd tbh


9a46c2 (44)  No.116823

I fucking hate having a phone and always being available. Please leave me alone


87690f (75)  No.116824

File (hide): 29e9d9bd3db3f97⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 209x180, 209:180, 96857568476.gif) (h) (u)

>>116819

fuckin quality

>posters

at least half of those pic were post by me


9a46c2 (44)  No.116825>>116826 >>116830 >>116833

File (hide): 08c805c6128d703⋯.png (122.21 KB, 480x357, 160:119, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>anarcho-stalinist


06fecc (52)  No.116826>>116828

>>116825

>left memes

>memes about being good at making memes but don't make any actual memes

>right memes

>whatever is funny that day


9a46c2 (44)  No.116827

File (hide): de9d9d569dfe444⋯.png (832.48 KB, 735x960, 49:64, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Distilled cancer


344120 (46)  No.116828>>116829 >>116831

>>116817

I have AoM original discs and the rerelease with the asian expansion, but that one is fucked iirc.

happy to play lad

>>116826

not too bad lad?

unfortunate to go with wizard as first run tbh


06fecc (52)  No.116829>>116832

>>116828

i had fun, just gotta do some stuff now.


87690f (75)  No.116830

>>116825

that's how the left win

they know most people won't do their research and so they create a narrative and image of the right that will cause everyone to see them as simple and stupid, thus easy to ridicule


1627a0 (9)  No.116831

>>116828

Noice, I've only got it on steam though


344120 (46)  No.116832

>>116829

da's off at 5pm I think but we can always run on our own or do other maps etc

been ages since I've done rts tbh


13f2ca (20)  No.116833

File (hide): e66e87cd88deaf7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 936.48 KB, 1132x800, 283:200, caption2.png) (h) (u)

>>116825

right wingers BTFO


87690f (75)  No.116834>>116835

File (hide): 0c04909b8c24d76⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 334.07 KB, 1200x1798, 600:899, 6857463256475867.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 45c16b435a734c6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.78 KB, 1178x1586, 589:793, 796857463586574635.jpg) (h) (u)

i am very tempted to spam this thread with Nipponese women …


9a46c2 (44)  No.116835>>116836 >>116837 >>116840 >>116842

File (hide): a0443eb322b4e12⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 903.93 KB, 426x426, 1:1, 1500661363335.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>116834

IMPERIUM AND ASTOLFO COMBINED

Spoilered for a reason


13f2ca (20)  No.116836

File (hide): 6fa095b783b1781⋯.png (283.15 KB, 323x559, 323:559, 1485280079033.png) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116837>>116842

>>116835

not even sure if boy tbh. Might have stuffed her panties to go with the cosplay.


87690f (75)  No.116838>>116841

File (hide): ef0b4bace3da814⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.59 KB, 352x600, 44:75, 1.jpg) (h) (u)

Hi


87690f (75)  No.116839>>116841

File (hide): 3c604371c8279d3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.46 KB, 400x539, 400:539, 2.jpg) (h) (u)

LOOK AT MY GROIN


1627a0 (9)  No.116840>>116843

>>116835

I always wonder what kind of person does that and what happens to them later in life, shits pretty fucked


9a46c2 (44)  No.116841>>116844

>>116839

>>116838

Spoiler it, lad


b62353 (12)  No.116842>>116845

File (hide): 3c46c4a8abae34e⋯.jpg (837.01 KB, 903x1314, 301:438, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg) (h) (u)

>>116835

Very impressive.

>>116837

It's definitely a plastic benis.


87690f (75)  No.116843

>>116840

They'll either commit suicide or become a recluse


87690f (75)  No.116844>>116845

File (hide): 4f91f7d6c2a4d5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.33 KB, 1200x1798, 600:899, 9658473625.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116841

Okay, Tavy.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116845

>>116842

>It's definitely a plastic benis.

>it's sold with the rest of the costume

>>116844

goodlad


9a46c2 (44)  No.116846>>116847 >>116848 >>116878

File (hide): f90170ec08d53e0⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ae6fe0595becf19⋯.png (386.35 KB, 667x705, 667:705, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

20 days old, but

>A fifth of male fish are now transgender because of chemicals from the contraceptive pill being flushed down household drains, a study by has suggested.

>Male river fish are displaying feminised traits and even producing eggs, the study found. Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive behaviour, which makes them less likely to breed successfully.

>The chemicals causing these effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill, by-products of cleaning agents, plastics and cosmetics, according to the findings.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/


87690f (75)  No.116847>>116849

File (hide): 449373abf6982b9⋯.jpg (28.65 KB, 424x283, 424:283, 56857345697.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116846

O fuck … the mad man was right!


b62353 (12)  No.116848>>116849 >>116855

>>116846

We shouldn't oppose the life choices of transfish tbh. There's nothing to see here boyim.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116849>>116855

>>116847

Good thing no politician talks about this, right? Just feminise us all as long as you ban FGM

>>116848

True. The fish are just progressing, just like us.


87690f (75)  No.116850>>116854

BURN THE SCOUSE RATS AND REPLACE THEM WITH JAPANESE PEOPLE


9a46c2 (44)  No.116851>>116852 >>116853 >>116855 >>116856 >>116935

File (hide): e54143437689760⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 732.67 KB, 866x1000, 433:500, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw the chemicals anthropomorphise and feminise you


06fecc (52)  No.116852

>>116851

stop that


87690f (75)  No.116853

File (hide): ef51d4ac7a35712⋯.jpg (52.2 KB, 499x339, 499:339, 6985478573.jpg) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116854>>116859

>>116850

Leave Ginnie and Joe alone, lad


13f2ca (20)  No.116855


1627a0 (9)  No.116856


4af4f9 (3)  No.116857>>116861

Reeeeee fuck off rain you wet dripping cunt


a90d0c (20)  No.116858>>116860 >>116863 >>116878 >>116920

https://www.instagram.com/bethanyanneparker/

An average male can still overpower the top 90% of females. I could overpower her.


87690f (75)  No.116859

>>116854

Ginnie isn't really scouse tho

she hasn't got that ludicrous accent


06fecc (52)  No.116860>>116862

>>116858

hey lad did you win?


344120 (46)  No.116861>>116876

>>116857

you survived then?


a90d0c (20)  No.116862

>>116860

No, I never win.


87690f (75)  No.116863>>116865

>>116858

just grab her by the gash and stick your finger in

job's a good'un


13f2ca (20)  No.116864>>116866 >>116867 >>116869


a90d0c (20)  No.116865>>116872 >>116874 >>116875

>>116863

Sounds like a top plan

I really would like to pin her down and laugh as she tries so hard to free herself from my grasp, but she comes to the realisation that no matter how much weight she has lifted, she will never have the strength and will to defeat me. She then submits to me.


06fecc (52)  No.116866


9a46c2 (44)  No.116867

>>116864

link to this happening? What a cuck. Didn't this lad have cancer?


9a46c2 (44)  No.116868

File (hide): f273617c10200f7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.11 MB, 960x952, 120:119, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 528a27bc4e59225⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>America shipping ISIS unfiltered water


87690f (75)  No.116869>>116870

>>116864

what was thee joke?


13f2ca (20)  No.116870>>116871 >>116873

>>116869

I think someone asked "are traps gay" and he's gone full retard.


87690f (75)  No.116871


a90d0c (20)  No.116872

File (hide): 9438a9ec58f5b57⋯.webm (791.82 KB, 480x272, 30:17, welcome to hell.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>116865

On the bright side lads, this will all be possible when civilisation collapses.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116873

>>116870

that was the question? Top kek an obvious joke. Pathetic


1627a0 (9)  No.116874>>116879

>>116865

That's a errr very vivid imagination you've got there lad


9a46c2 (44)  No.116875

>>116865

The realisation any woman ever raped came to


4af4f9 (3)  No.116876>>116877

>>116861

50/50 today tbh lad, didnt sleep last night.


13f2ca (20)  No.116877>>116911

File (hide): df6820439d01990⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 237.97 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1413335625393-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116876

Did you expect to sleep after doing a few lines?


53d9a3 (26)  No.116878>>116880 >>116881

>>116846

Does nobody in a position of power think that maybe this is something that should be stopped? Perhaps the EU should have a regulation for it, they make great laws, everyone raves about how great their laws are.

>>116858

>implying you wouldn't let her rape you


a90d0c (20)  No.116879

>>116874

It is just truth.


13f2ca (20)  No.116880>>116882 >>116883

>>116878

>>implying you wouldn't let her rape you


a90d0c (20)  No.116881

File (hide): f2ebe4065ff4b92⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.35 KB, 897x867, 299:289, sweating intensifies.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116878

>>implying you wouldn't let her rape you

maybe


53d9a3 (26)  No.116882

>>116880

Not on weekdays


9a46c2 (44)  No.116883>>116884

>>116880

>letting somebody steal your precious bodily fluids


13f2ca (20)  No.116884>>116885

>>116883

exactly.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116885>>116886

>>116884

Were you visited last night, lad?


13f2ca (20)  No.116886>>116890


a90d0c (20)  No.116887>>116888

I long for the day when we will be free, lads. We will be unstoppable.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116888>>116892 >>116893

>>116887

>tfw our children will actually have flying cars and go to Mars


a90d0c (20)  No.116889

If you compiled my entire posting history into a book, it would be read throughout the ages and regarded as pure genius.


87690f (75)  No.116890>>116891

File (hide): 486293608b43e26⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 186.55 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1481385586210.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3aa734e6b273d6c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.44 KB, 550x825, 2:3, 9765847375685476.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116886

i'll be round next week


13f2ca (20)  No.116891>>116894


53d9a3 (26)  No.116892>>116895

File (hide): 0ea13e7967edb07⋯.png (180.33 KB, 494x461, 494:461, sad nigel.png) (h) (u)

>>116888

Y-yeah. They'll be free to do all that.


a90d0c (20)  No.116893>>116895

>>116888

>being a techcuck


87690f (75)  No.116894

>>116891

i'll visit you during the night

and lewd things will happen


9a46c2 (44)  No.116895>>116908

>>116892

What else would they do?

>>116893

Oh I meant it would all come tumbling down and we'd return to our tribalistic nature, r-right?


27c3cf (5)  No.116896>>116897 >>116898 >>116903

File (hide): a65fe0176c8b4bc⋯.png (104.15 KB, 708x1076, 177:269, 1500626457439.png) (h) (u)

STOP POST CHINKS AND POST GINNIES INSTEAD

please. I havent seen Ginnies since 2015!


9a46c2 (44)  No.116897>>116899

>>116896

This. Why has she forsaken us?


13f2ca (20)  No.116898>>116899

File (hide): f5923fc1f99b442⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.02 KB, 1120x659, 1120:659, DBZwhYyUwAAIlxq.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116896

here's one for you especially


27c3cf (5)  No.116899>>116900 >>116902

File (hide): 8be068053406203⋯.png (46.6 KB, 632x852, 158:213, 1500730547169.png) (h) (u)

>>116897

>>116898

>tfw cant even go on steam anymore in case that girl who i told i liked is on

>tfw not even ginnies are being posted

a real bad day today lads


9a46c2 (44)  No.116900>>116902

>>116899

Maybe she has sent you an offline message


a90d0c (20)  No.116901

You must come to the realisation that many of our children will die. Modern medicine cannot last forever, especially in the event of a collapse. Of course we know how to clean water, and not to eat where you shit, but child mortality will still be relatively high compared to the modern era. This is something we must accept as our ancestors have done. But by using modern medicine we increase the resistance of certain bacterias and so on, and weaken our own natural resistance. We killed the plague through natural resistance, not medicine. It took many deaths and many years, but the human body will eventually overcome. We will become superior without the aid of medicine.


13f2ca (20)  No.116902

>>116900

>>116899

>girls

>on the internet

???


d4bea7 (3)  No.116903>>116904 >>116906 >>116909


9a46c2 (44)  No.116904

>>116903

Thanks, lad. Don't think I have that one


9a46c2 (44)  No.116905

turns out I did have it smh


13f2ca (20)  No.116906>>116910

>>116903

Didn't realise Paul Scholes wen't to school with hale.


d4bea7 (3)  No.116907>>116909

File (hide): cd3eaba2de43d1d⋯.jpg (101.09 KB, 720x957, 240:319, ^70C85156CAFAE4FC14BD316A8….jpg) (h) (u)


53d9a3 (26)  No.116908>>116913

>>116895

>What else would they do?

Keep dogs in secret. Hide from the sharia police. Visit underground surgeons to reverse their state-mandated FGM. Trade illicit items such as beer and music CDs. The future has all kinds of fun things, lad.


27c3cf (5)  No.116909

>>116903

>>116907

cheers laddy


53d9a3 (26)  No.116910

>>116906

<googles Paul Scholes


4af4f9 (3)  No.116911

>>116877

yes tbh.


13f2ca (20)  No.116912

File (hide): 8228a77ba17b838⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 310.17 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, DCkXBRDV0AEbiSm.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116913

>>116908

That's what I call progress.


344120 (46)  No.116914>>116917 >>116920

File (hide): aca2e624ecd3eaa⋯.png (377.37 KB, 590x578, 295:289, reallymakesyougohmm.png) (h) (u)

>the possible dutch girl but possibly a tranny is messaging me from corsica

*conversates*


9a46c2 (44)  No.116915

File (hide): 58aadcaed4d6caa⋯.png (335.69 KB, 550x349, 550:349, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw the neighbours heard a the clinking of utensils from your house


9a46c2 (44)  No.116916

File (hide): c7d008b394611d3⋯.png (223.09 KB, 379x556, 379:556, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Is this an argument?


9a46c2 (44)  No.116917>>116919

>>116914

Who? I haven't been following


9a46c2 (44)  No.116918>>116938

File (hide): 2a419b13005c817⋯.png (5.32 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5b22168df985152⋯.png (546.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


344120 (46)  No.116919>>116921

>>116917

haven't spoken about her tbh

an online contact from steam friends threads who I used to play aoe with

a supposedly dutch tranny attentionwhored on pol or v or somthing ages ago and made me paranoid beyond the usual "it's a guy playing prtend"


a90d0c (20)  No.116920

>>116914

lad whats your opinion on >>116858


9a46c2 (44)  No.116921>>116929

>>116919

you're going to need proof, lad


87690f (75)  No.116922>>116923

File (hide): 75e57f3c62bfaef⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.85 MB, 1440x810, 16:9, b6584736758697.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

mmm

yes please


9a46c2 (44)  No.116923>>116924

File (hide): 66a79edfabe3cf7⋯.png (73.68 KB, 444x248, 111:62, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


87690f (75)  No.116924>>116925

File (hide): 7d2ae46fdbc1175⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 169.11 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 7956845746785.jpg) (h) (u)


06fecc (52)  No.116925>>116926 >>116928

>>116924

Did thread break for anyone else?


13f2ca (20)  No.116926>>116927

File (hide): 05369a12bc96627⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 350.14 KB, 1200x1859, 1200:1859, DDbzEvPWAAAGcY_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


06fecc (52)  No.116927

>>116926

Strange


87690f (75)  No.116928

File (hide): 96dac79468d3c24⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.49 KB, 800x1070, 80:107, 佐野ひなこ.jpg) (h) (u)


344120 (46)  No.116929>>116932

>>116921

it keeps making suggestive comments and mentioning that it's a woman so I'm leaning towards tranny tbqh

nice if it wasn't though


9a46c2 (44)  No.116930>>116938

File (hide): 5ec128fa2e7125b⋯.png (189.96 KB, 598x534, 299:267, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Poor lass.

Little girl says she hates being white because she's always called a racist - just for being white.

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/888377861241004033


a90d0c (20)  No.116931>>116933

need a fuckin poo tbh


9a46c2 (44)  No.116932

>>116929

ask her what her chromosomes are. Lasses love that


9a46c2 (44)  No.116933

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

87690f (75)  No.116934>>116937

File (hide): b7319373c3dc8a3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.59 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 佐野ひなこ.jpg) (h) (u)

Time for tea, lads.

WAHEYYYYY


b62353 (12)  No.116935>>116936

File (hide): 8bf1ff36d64756d⋯.png (492.83 KB, 800x562, 400:281, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116936

File (hide): 603f7e2a34aa5c2⋯.gif (974.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, anglerfish[1].gif) (h) (u)

>>116935

Cute Daftie fish, lass


13f2ca (20)  No.116937

File (hide): 9a00f60775b64c8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 730.13 KB, 1638x2048, 819:1024, DDgvy2YXUAA07lJ.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116934

have fun lad


53d9a3 (26)  No.116938

File (hide): b3742fe14a79d73⋯.jpg (31.1 KB, 300x450, 2:3, harold3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116918

>end colonialism and imperialism

>still have brown people in a non-brown country

hmm

>>116930

She's white, she needs to pay reparations.


a90d0c (20)  No.116940>>116941

File (hide): 904aaad5aef412e⋯.png (93.39 KB, 1112x832, 139:104, political.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): be3cb1bbf4c4d52⋯.png (93.35 KB, 1112x832, 139:104, cultures.png) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116941>>116942 >>116943

>>116940

what's going on in East-Evropa and Afrika?


a90d0c (20)  No.116942>>116945

>>116941

boring stuff


06fecc (52)  No.116943

>>116941

Balkans doing balkans


27c3cf (5)  No.116944>>116945

File (hide): 6762691c3016b63⋯.jpg (11.69 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1500699956603.jpg) (h) (u)

Does Ginnie have a bf? asking for a friend.


9a46c2 (44)  No.116945>>116946 >>116947

>>116944

No. Become her bf.

>>116942

Guess it's not important to the story then


a90d0c (20)  No.116946

>>116945

maybe I'll include something


27c3cf (5)  No.116947>>116949

File (hide): 212a5f4145f54a0⋯.jpg (34.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1500733082319.jpg) (h) (u)

>>116945

I would become her bf but I don't have her contact info

she needs to have children. shes getting on a bit


a90d0c (20)  No.116948>>116950

File (hide): 3a4046ee217993b⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 469x438, 469:438, hnng.jpg) (h) (u)


9a46c2 (44)  No.116949

>>116947

Yeah, lad. I am sure you could find that information. It's been linked before, hasn't it?


a90d0c (20)  No.116950>>116951

>>116948

Imagine her petty cry for help when you pin her down


9a46c2 (44)  No.116951

>>116950

>leaving a Jew's lips unsealed


9a46c2 (44)  No.116952

>Skallagrim has 817k subscribers now and Civic Fencer has stagnated around 155k

ahhhhh


a90d0c (20)  No.116953

Jewish women crave big anglo dick


9a46c2 (44)  No.116954

File (hide): bb9b4ae34788674⋯.png (266 KB, 499x437, 499:437, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>old white people have to die

>young white people shouldn't breed

What did he mean by this?


b62353 (12)  No.116955




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