/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>272900

Where are divine quackawoo's wings?

Question, Why did ammit become the god of monsters for the board when echidna is the Egyptian mother of monsters?

A friend of mine asked me this a while back and I didn't have an answer for him.

>>272910

Because Echidna is greek and because of Kek they wanted to use another egyption deity.

>>272913

Fool! Farquaad has deceived you into worshiping a false idol!

>>272914

kek is a new manifestation. most people mistake it as it being older than ammit. Egregore awareness happens when the connections are made. its not retroactive since this form of memefuckery doesn't work that way.

Ammit is way older than most of the board mascots on 8chan.

>>272873 (OP)

Scrolling the catalog I thought this said armpit appreciation thread and I got excited.

>>272882

That's unfortunately a heretical Ammit due to Wade Davis being married.

>>272910

Echidna is from Greek myth, not Egyptian. Besides, Ammit became our goddess because we wanted our board to embody JUSTICE.

>>>/8cc/1255

>>272916

>>272914

This, Ammit predates even /intl/'s use of Heh and the creation of /egy/.

>>272916

>>272935

Kek is the egyptian deification of the concept of primordial darkness who is sometimes depicted as a frog in ancient Egyptian art, I wouldn't call that new

>>272902

Stop trying to make fiona happen.

It's not going to happen.

I have few Ammits and dont even have a shrine. I want a waifu but I'm a pretty big degenereat and I sometimes doubt I deserve one, what can I do to change this? Build a shrine p?

>>272976

>Christkikes?

>In my /monster/?

>>272900

Aw yeah nigga.

PRAISE AMMIT

PRAISE MOTHER REITIA

>>272970

Just go for it.

Ammit will test each and every one of you. If your heart is not filled with pure love for your waifu she will eat it, killing you. Make sure you mean it when you commit to Monstergirl FOREVER EVER. Those driven solely by lust, those who covet harems and the like, their kind will be the first to perish by Ammit's teeth on the DOTR.

>>273005

Its more likely than you'd think!

>>273015

I adhere to the religion of MGE canon, where there are no bad endings. So take yer street preachin' elsewhere westboro ammitist church

>>273015

Given that some of Ammit's friends within the egyptian pantheon have some harem relationships, I don't think she entirely condemns harems, but for humans, ideally they should only happen in "the waifu chooses you" situations. So you shouldn't covet harems, but if you end up in one due to whatever mamonos you're destined to be with, you should be tsun for your harem.

>>273015

are you retarded? she is nice.

Gods of judgement and disease, decay and death. love humanity the most because they do depend on humans for their existence.

So what happens if someone is full of sadness, hate, anger, self-loathing and the like? Someone who wants a waifu to help him feel like he's worth something again, but believes he doesn't deserve one? What would Ammit do with him?

Also, what happens to someone who kills the people who ruin society during the happening? Someone with the blood of kikes, cucks, niggers, gypsies, and the like on his hands?

I'm probably going to get a bad end, aren't I?

>>273072

if you go for small fry you will probably get burned up. atleast go for big targets. since the causality around those fucks twists the lives of good and innocent people.

>>273074

>Implying the small fry don't have some responsibility for fucking things up as well.

Killing big name kikes like Soros or the Rothschilds is the goal, but taking out some antifa or rioting niggers along the way is helpful too.

>>273079

i do agree that political mercs and hired retards should get killed, because they're intrusive foreigners that shit is for the bonus round. home grown faggots could just get beaten and re educated.

>>273080

I guess that depends on how much of cucks the home grown faggots are.

I'd say kill a few of the turbocucks to put fear in the rest.

So, what would Ammit do if you already judged yourself and believe you will never have a waifu?

>>273087

tell you to become a better person and lighten your heart

>>273093

Kinda hard to do that when you constantly see yourself as a worthless failure.

>>273096

She tends to come up more in other threads, even threads that aren't specifically about her. I'm seeing her more and more on /pol/ too.

>>273070

All of that exists outside of our world too. They don't depend on us for their existence. Quite the contrary, actually. Some spirits do, some don't.

>>273099

>She tends to come up more in other threads, even threads that aren't specifically about her.

I guess it can be said that we're making her most happy when we help out her children.

I need more info on the pantheon, specifically Ammit and Reitia. If we're going to resurrect the worship of ancient goddesses, I want to be as well-informed as humanly possible.

We need Ammit's help more than ever.

>>272970

Become less degenerate. If you don't feel like you deserve your waifu, work hard until you do deserve her.

>>284322

But anon, is Ammit your wife, or your waifu?

>>273095

Everything starts somewhere anon.

>>284324

yes

>>284410

I keep seeing these cards posted and am surprised that drawfags haven't drawn monster girl tarot cards yet.

>>284410

>cute crocodile noises

What do those even sound like?

>>284419

That'd be pretty nice. Everyone could draw one or two as to not be overwhelmed. Like /bane/ claiming individual frames for the hand drawn plane scene.

>>272910

Ammit started when the owner of /mg/ hotpocketed threads for being too autistic so everyone migrated to /monster/. Somewhere in there people turned to Ammit-chan because the Ammit is a deity made up from serveral animals, therefor the Ammit got turned into a cute goddess that stand for JUSTICE.

It's been a while so my recollection might be a bit inaccurate. but It's somewhere along this line.

Fun fact: /mg/'s hotpocket tried posting content from /monster/ to keep his board alive. he kept on for quite (like a few months) untill he finally gave up and an anon claimed /mg/. It is now a temple built upon the hotpocket's grave.

>>284450

>>>/8cc/1255

This was the post that started Ammit worship here. A shame we don't yet have art of Ammit performing a chaos dunk.

>>284425

After looking it up maybe something like this?

>>284453

Forgot all about that. Thanks for the reminder

>>284425

This seems apropos

http://archive.is/kPZqn

>what might be Ammit's favorite froot is triggering to tumblr

>>288415

Man, how much of a loser do have to b to get your panties in a twist over pomegranate of all things?

>>288010

Only on this board

Can you give examples?

>>288417

More people are making OC of her, having dreams of her, and having her as their waifu.

>>288418

Its quite interesting then teah…. im glad to have more oc of her, she has a tually very little that i can find.

I dont like the idea of anons making her their waifu seems a bit missed placed but what are ya gonna do right?

As for the dreams…. who knows maybevas we get closer to the 21st of August and the eclipses she'll give us more info

>>284493

SCHNIBBEN SCHNABBEL :---DDDD 卐卐卐卐卐

>>288418

I imagine you'd need to be a mighty man indeed to have Ammit herself for your waifu.

So, I'll say right now, take my words with a grain of salt, but my attention has been brought to some interesting egyptian notions that you all may be interested in. If these things are already known and discussed, then please disregard. I'm not sure if this is the exact right thread for this, but it's at least relevant.

So, a few months back, in the middle of quitting a shitty job, I had a gut feeling that I should enjoy this particular day, so I pulled a no-call no-show. After looking through some Ammit stuff on here, as well as general Egyptian magic and seal rings on /fringe/, I decided to take a trip to Half-Price Books. There, in the occult section, I met a man who was wearing the seal ring of Ra, and we discussed some basic mythology and tarot divination. He then recommend me a book on Egyptian magic, which I purchased along with some advanced Tarort books. After that, things got a bit busy on the more down-to-earth aspects of life, so I needed to shelve the book.

Flash forward to today, and after trying my hand at mediation and making some progress, I decided to start reading through that book. Right away in chapter one, I noticed some interesting correlations.

First off, it implies that Moses stole the magic knowledge​ from the Egyptian priests, and used it against them during their Exodus. Pretty straight forward, but it reminds me of our own Exodus, and how 8chan has applied meme-magic better than cuckchan could ever hope to achieve. Basically, we stole our magic back from the kikes.

Second, the book then provides an example of Egyptian magic in use, referring to the story Telephron, who was paid to guard a man's corpse from 3DPD witches. Later on a priest revives the dead man to help prove that his wife, a 3DPD witch as well, poisoned him for his land and wealth. It kind of leaves off there, so I do not know yet how that tale ends.

Third, pretty minor but still interesting, is it mentions one of the oldest names in Egypt, "Kamt" or "Qemt", a reference to the dark color of the Nile mud on either side of the river. Translated in english, the word is "Dusky".

Fourth and final, it mentions in this chapter that after Moses' Exodus, with the pharaoh's drowned in the red sea, the Egyptians elected a woman named Dalūkah into power, as she was "wise, prudent, and skilled in magic." Her first order of business? Building a freaking wall around egypt to protect her​ people, and her son, from the attacks of wild beasts and savage nomadic tribes from Syria and Arabia. She also had a ton of crocodiles at these walls for further protection.

For those interested, the book I'm reading is "Egyptian Magic" by E.A. Wallis Budge. In any case, we are certainly living in interesting times.

>>288010

>>288417

A coworker and I had an in depth conversation about JUSTICE and how various gods would dole out punishment, and Ammit came up. The weird thing is that she mentioned Ammit first.

>>288648

What she say about Ammit?

Im glad our goddess is growing more powerful and more well known all the same we have to make sure Normalfags dont turn her into something horrible

>>288676

I don't think Normalfags could turn her into to anything, tbh. They'd just give her a bad image.

Been suicidal of late and was in deep meditation trying to draw myself out of it, when suddenly I started getting what felt like a really hard pressure on my skull/brain and a female mass of orange energy pulled me into a hug and basically made me feel better, when she left the pressure on me ceased.

Sorry about the edge, but I am 100% sure I have been saved by Ammit. I'm going down to Saint Louis for the Eclipse to do a ritual for her.

>>288835

If you can figure out how to spray paint Ammit's sigil at the top of the arch, go ahead and do it.

>>288835

Im going there to bud

Maybe we'll see eachother there

>>288835

Yea, that was her. I've seen her energy as orange too.

Any specific way to worship her on the eclipse? Won't be able to make it to St. Louis, but I can likely make it when it passes over South Carolina.

>>288935

Ammit is a smart kiddo. Fluorescent orange is the one color that makes people most likely to want to know more about something.

>>288952

>Ammit is a smart kiddo.

Indeed she is.

Are there any other old Gods Ammit would be friendly with besides Reitia?

>>288837

What is her Sigil? I've never actually seen any photos of it weirdly.

>>288969

Considering that Arachne was just a human weaver that was cursed by the old greek gods, being transformed into a spider, I'm sure that Ammit would give her a boon and give her the arachne-form as part of the new pantheon.

>>288972

Depends on the telling, but I don't think Arachne is ever shown in a negative light, at most arrogant but definitely someone who earned the ego she had if she could go toe to toe with the gods in her craft. Besides, Lilith is afraid of spiders.

>>288975

If anything, Athena was the arrogant one, not Arachne.

>>288975

>Lilith is afraid of spiders

Wait, seriously? If you can give a good reasoning for why that's true, that might even be valuable info for later.

>>288976

True. Hell, Ares was the less arrogant war god most of the time. Not in the case of what happened with Aphrodite though.

>>288972

>Arachne was just a human weaver that was cursed by the old greek gods

>their "curse" was to turn her into a QT spidergril

Greek gods are retarded.

How would Ammit see other pantheons?

Say Greek, Norse, Slavic?

>>289033

Greek pantheon is full of cucking, Norse can get /d/ tier. Anything slavic or patron gods who protect families or children and death gods(who obviously care about mankind because their livelyhood depends on them) would be OKAY.

>>289052

Don't forget how /d/-tier the Inuit pantheon can get too. Though at least having this particular goddess in it is funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribou_mother

>>289054

And I thought the Reitia wiki page was sparse. I feel kind of bad for any of those trying to research the inuits

>>288959

When I thought sigil I thought something more like Norse runes haha

>>288981

I fucked up. I thought that was from the Kabbalah tradition of Lilith, but I can't find anything on it, so disregard it.

>>288835

Congrats buddy, I remember when I first had an experience like this, you'll be in my prayers.

>>289031

Well Eris baited them pretty good at one point, we are lucky to have a clever god

Post tails of woman being unjustly punished and ill post how Ammit took pity on them and changed them from what they were cursed as to monster girls

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>>289192

The Mayan gods exempted women who died during childbirth from the trials on the way to paradise, I like to think Ammit would take pity in similar ways.

>>289122

Nah, this is her sigil. Btw, those dubs got me thinking; which rune do you think resonates with Ammit best?

>>289193

Would Coatlicu of the Aztecs fit well with our pantheon?

>>289244

Most of the Aztec gods in general are a horrible fit for our pantheon. MAYBE Quetzalcoatl works since he was exiled for opposing human sacrifice, though the company he kept while still in the pantheon is a bit questionable. I feel like Quetzalcoatl was rewarded for his opposition in the end, however, especially since he's the Aztec deity most people seem to know, and might be the only one with monster girls based off of him. Unless you count Santa Muerte as a tzitzimitl monster girl.

>>289244

Aztec gods tend to be pretty metal and not a good fit. I think really we have never picked additions they have turned up organically as reitia did.

Though if you want to know who is imho reasonably likely to fit it would be a god like Tenenet who looks after pregnancies, birth, mothers and beer

>>289247

>they have turned up organically as reitia did.

Yea, that's probably best.

You mentioned Tenenet. There's also Taweret who was wife of Apep and Set. She was considered a dark goddess like Ammit, and feared. But was also respected. She protected women in labor and watched over child birth.

So I think Ammit briefly visited me during my meditation today. I have been using a hypno-assistance track focusing on the Law of Attraction to help, as my mind is a mile a minute usually and hard to calm. Anyway, during the session, as I was settling in for the latter half, colors were starting to swirl in my vision, mostly greens and purples, when, like these anons >>288835 >>288935 I suddenly saw bright orange, which turned into long hair framing an outline of a face, but the only feature on the face I could make out were the lips and teeth. If it was her, she mouthed along with the track saying "Deeply Relax" twice, and then dissolved into hazy orange before turning into a deep warm red that flickered like a candle's flame, around when the track said to visualize what I want in life. I don't think the red was her, but instead represented my waifu. If that's the case, I deeply thank Ammit for allowing us to connect like that, even if it was for a moment.

>>289524

you must have been just lately

>>288676

Long story short, we talked about Ma'at and we talked about the her principles, and she asked how Ammit fit into it all.

She really likes mythology and stuff.

>>288725

>They'd just give her a bad image.

Pretty accurate, since the majority of media that has Ammit in it portrays her in a negative light.

>>289721

Just looked what they're trying to do with her in the new mommy movie

I know they tried to hide her name

But come

Ahmanet

Ahmet

Ammit

>>289726

iirc a number of egyptian names would draw from the names of gods for parts of them as a reverence thing or hoping for boons. Could have been that sort of relation.

So i see a lot of talk about other gods/deities and such also getting some love, Was happy to see spidermom arachne mentioned.

How about Wadjet?

>>289770

Ammit was not a goddess to be worshiped. Generally, people worship gods to get some kind of boon, or just to avert their wrath; kind of pointless to plead with one that just ignores you and does what she wants anyway. It says a bit about our times to have that be a desirable trait in a higher power.

>>289879

>Not thanking Her for eating the hearts of shit cunts.

>Not acknowledging Her as the Unswerving and Unmoveable JUSTICE which all must come before.

Just because the Egyptians didn't know a good thing when they saw it doesn't mean the rest of us have to be dumb.

>>289880

This. Besides, Ammitism is inherently a religion that acknowledges the egyptians got at least a few things wrong anyway.

>>289726

I'm pretty sure she's based on Amunet, not Ammit.

>>289884

Yeah, and Ammit certainly hasn't been ignoring us.

>>289885

>I'm pretty sure she's based on Amunet, not Ammit.

I think they just chose an egyptian name. I don't think Amunet has much to do with her.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amunet

>>289887

I know I saw this movie posted a bit back, something about it being connected to Ammit, and it being a big deal. I can't remember why though.

>>289892

Are you talking about the same thread that lead to us worshipping Reitia? https://archive.is/wdJoE

>>289880

It just tells you a bit about what is going on with society. A lot of religions have an out for rich, but evil/sinful people. Ammit has no such consideration.

>>289894

Yeah, that's the thread. I didn't remember that that was where Reitia was first brought up. It'd be awesome if Ahmanet is a mother of monsters invading the world.

>>288975

after i read the story on the wiki i came up with a way to integrate in with Ammit

(Ovid's version)

>after she is turned into spider

>Ammit comes walk up after Athena has left

>she watched the whole contest and saw the tapestry with all the unjust things the gods had done

>she pics up Arachne in her pure spider form

>"oh great weaver, you have come to an unjust end, i have seen you, and i feel your plight, take my mercy and be made lovely"

> Ammit breaths onto the spide and it starts to grow

>it keeps it's abdomen and the places where the legs connect but its head turns into the upper body of Arachne, head arms you get it

>Arachne, now has the lower half of a spider and the upper have of her old self

>Arachne: "oh great goddess i thank thi for returning me part to my old form, but why have you not turned me back wholly

>Ammit: "i have done what i can, to make you whole, i am sorry but i can not return you fully to what you once where, but i offer you this in compensation, I am building a kingdom of the just, and i have seen your works and know more have fallen to an unjust end by the hands of your cruel gods, take me to the poor woman, the harpies, Medusa, and all the others so i may bring them into my kingdom and i will grand you a home to live and be happy

>ArachneL "but what of my family, will i ever find a lover in this state, how will i ever have children, will i die alone"

>Ammit " you are a dear sweat girl, we will find you a man who will love you , regardless of how you appear and you will be the mother to many fruitful daughters, now come along we have many more to save and much travailing to do,and I will need your cloth and skill, and silk, we can't walk around with all our loveliness exposed to the world less all the men who see us go blind from it"

and so Arachne roll was set, she would make a tapestry and record the history of the "monsters" Ammit saved and the rise of the new "hidden" kingdom of the /Monsters/

as well as be know for making the finest clothing in all the kingdom until she passed on the skills to her many daughters

>>290540

forgive the poor grammar im am not a clever person

>>290541

It's not bad friend. It's a nice story. I seem to recall Aristotle saying that mythology was also philosophy because myths also deal in wonder. I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Is there anything Ammit can do for a depressed, self-hating robot that gives praise to her on an almost daily basis? Or would she just eat his heart anyway?

I just want a waifu to hold me tight, make me feel like i'm worth something, and fix me up from being a loser. I hate feeling so damn broken.

>>290648

depends on how much the depressed self-hating robot keeps fucking talking about his status as one

>>290649

Broken record. As soon as things kinda look up, I get a big reminder of my failures and it loops.

So can Ammit fix it? If so, how?

>>290654

Beats me tbh

>>290654

Quit being a robot and start acting like someone who deserves a waifu.

Work out. Learn a skill. Take a shower. Treat every day as if it could be the day you meet your waifu. Would you want her first impression of you to be a robot who sits in his room wallowing in self pity all day?

>>290568

Arachne-anon, should we include Arachne in the eclipse ritual? She could definitely help empower the ritual. And spider girls for everyone.

>>290744

What's is Reitia's sigil, btw?

>>290811

thats a good question

>>290813

what if you put the infinity spiral over the puff?

>>290814

It'd be like her wings.

>>290826

Your cool i was thing a cool thibg we could do is have orange t shirts with Ammits sigil on the right side, Reitia's key on the left and an 11 pointed star in the center

When i get home ill post a mock up if someone hasn't done so by then

>>288444

Checked. Is that a cover for ants? And why to the top guys all have boners?

Just so were clear how do you guys pronounce Ammit

I've only ever seen it spell

Do you say it

Ah-meet

Ah-mit (as in mitt romney)

Am-it

Ahm-it

>>291060

am-ite

>>291060

I've always pronounced it as one of the last two.sometime I alternate between them but I think I typically pronounce it as ahm-it

>>291060

am-it.

>>291060

I usually go with Ahm-it.

>>291060

Ah-mit

Btw, anyone have ideas for Arachne's sigil? I might just divine one from her.

>>291132

Cross, not star. Nothing heretical about the number, only when its made spiky.

Regardless, how canon is 40k symbology to esoteric Kekism and related traditions? I've seen it been lent for effect, but do the chaos gods of this fiction have any real power in reality? Is Nurgle one to one with Nergle, father of Ebola-chan, for instance.

>>291149

40k is like 30 years old, I'm sure there's been plenty of edgy teens who have unironically worshiped Khorne or Slaanesh . Plus going by how Kek came to be any Chaos player could have been unwittingly giving power to Chaos just by playing a game.

Was going to put this in the ritual thread but… what do we call ourselves? What do we call this religion/cult? I'd hate to play the jew but Neo-Egyptians?

>>291183

Never

Ever

Ever

Call your group "X-but different".

I honestly can't think of anything in history that worked for. Any variant of 'new' gets old fast, and any variant of 'anti-' loses relevance with the diminishing of its target.

You Ammit followers already have Justinian as a good name. Encompasses a lot of concepts in a single word, very nice.

>>291183

Ammithists :^)

but for real id say we're just followers of JUSTICE

Ammitthions is also i good name

>>291183

Ammitism.

>>291187

Justinian was never used, though Justician was used in that past. Ammitist is getting used more often now, though.

>>291202

Ammitist sounds pretty good. So does Ammitism.

>>291206

Ammitist = the follower

Ammitism = the "faith" as a whole

>>291202

Why not just stick with Justician? It's what was originally used. Why suddenly change?

>>291209

Ammitism/Ammitist more specifically emphasizes that we place Ammit first. However, Justician, along with the old word Justiciar, might work for some specific roles in Ammitism later.

>>291060

Am-Mitt

Why praise beta grill?

I have some questions about Ammit.

1. How does one keep a heart lighter than a feather?

2. Is she the only one judging me?

3. Is her judgement objective? If so, how?

4. What is the punishment for having a heart heavier than a feather? Is it eternal like the Christian hell is said to be or it temporary like one of the Tibetan Buddhist hells?

>>296734

I can at least answer 2 and 4. Anubis is usually depicted judging along with Ammit. The punishment is Ammit eating your heart and essentially your soul. You're then forever doomed to wander in a void. Pretty much a second death as a restless spirit.

>>296734

I can answer all of those in one answer. It doesn't matter. Nobody is there to judge you. You die and that's it. Nothing is left for you. It's all nothing in the end.

>>296746

Hell, i used to be an idiot and throw some praise towards her. But how can I guarantee her existence? How do I know she's there? Felt like an autistic idiot.

>>296738

That's a pretty horrible punishment. I'd be fine if it was finite stretch of time (even if it was trillions of years or more) but punishments that last forever from the perspective of a mortal are just too much. Especially considering that I don't even know how she and Anubis want us to live. Oh well. I have another question for you guys: Do you believe in other gods from other pantheons? (I know you're not all one person but is there a consensus yet at least, it seems like an important topic to address for a new religion)

>>296746

>>296747

My fear is that I can't guarantee she or Moloch or Kek don't exist and all would probably either directly or indirectly, punish for non-belief.

>>296754

You're going to get a blank void no matter what.

>>296754

Anon, you're not going to be punished for not believing in a certain god. There are so many gods out there. The ones known to humanity are just a drop in an infinite bucket. And you don't have to worry about living exactly like Ammit or some other god wants you to live. Theye aren't going to punish you if you don't live exactly like they want. Worship Ammit, and praise her. But work on becoming a god yourself. This is why Ammit brought us waifus, so we can work with them and ascend.

>>296767

What retarded nonsense is that?

>>296754

I do highly doubt Ammit would judge against you for non belief. Her job is to weigh your heart compared to the feather. She is impartial and if believing and worshipping her dont tip the scales in your favor then not worshipping her won't tip the scales against you either. Don't know about Kek though. As for moloch well… I would just avoid him as a general rule.

>>296746

>>296747

>>296760

Well if you no longer believe why are you in the Ammit appreciation thread then?

>>296746

Sounds like you just came from /r/atheism.

I would suggest going to >>>/christian/ instead of shitting up threads.

>>296777

Is there any proof of ammit, then?

>>296777

Trips confirm. Don't trust Moloch.

>>296777

Is there any proof of ammit, then? Some kind of thing so that I didn't feel like an idiot for praising her?

I just want something to help from losing it.

>>296767

>>296777

Thank you for the reassurance. Also nice heavenly trips.

>>296760

If that is the case I'd rather not be conscience for it.

>>296781

You don't necessarily need to praise anyone. Just live a decent life and hope for the best. This thing does not demand you to worship it like the semetic God wants you to do.

>>296781

There's no real proof of anything beyond what we perceive as miracles or meme magic, friend. I seriously doubt many people here 100% genuinely believe in Ammit as a true deity.

>>296785

I believe Ammit exists and I believe the other gods exist as well, even the Christian god. The world is alive with spirits and other beings, when I look out at the world I wonder how some people can think there isn't a god or gods out there.

>>296792

That's probably more appropriate discussion for the philosophy thread.

>>296792

Are you sensitive to these spirits? What do you believe these beings are, exactly?

>>296781

Man, you have to start by not taking yourself so damn seriously. You felt that stupid, just because you were praising Ammit? The only way to prove her, or any spirit's existence, is to make contact, or just experience something spiritual. And, it isn't easy like you may think it is to do. You have to build sensetivity to it.

>>296798

And how do you go about doing that?

>>296799

Start with meditation, dream journaling and lucid dreaming. Then build up to energy work and astral projection work. And pray to Ammit anytime you want. Break that mental barrier you have, stop taking yourself so seriously. You can find guides on all this all over the internet.There are plenty of tips on dream work in the dream thread.

How does Ammit react to people who judge themselves heavily? Say some guy constantly treats himself like shit and already judged his heart to be the heaviest shit. What would Ammit do about that?

I'm fucked, aren't I? Should I just accept my bad end? How do I effectively unfuck myself or is that impossible now?

>>296841

Fuck right off robotanon, whatever you think about yourself is right. Kill yourself or something, just stop saying the same shit over and over.

>>296841

Where'd this "Ammit judges poorly, those who hate themselves." meme come from? Some sort of memetic association with the phrase "heavy hearts"? I don't see how a self hating robot would be judged worse than a legit apathetic son of a bitch. If you feel you've done wrong by someone then just go fix it or do something in atonement.

>already judged his heart to be the heaviest shit.

You're not the one doing the judging here, you know that right?

>>296781

All gods are born out of the memes of man, and with memes old gods may be revived. If you do not believe in the principles of meme magic then the whole Ammit thing won't make any sense to you. That's fine though. You can keep living your life. So long as you value the principles of LOVE and JUSTICE then I think you'll do alright. My Goddess is not a jealous Goddess after all.

>>296844

>>296847

>>296871

You know what? Fuck that. I'm too stubborn to off myself like a little bitch. Hell, i'll probably still insult myself, but i'm not going to up and kill myself.

Anyway, what's a good way to meet Ammit before I kick the bucket? Might as well have a word with her.

>>296877

Oh boy

>Deranged robot confronts Ammit;gets heart eaten

>>296871

>Hundreds of egyptian tombs, copies of the Book of the Dead and other relics of ancient Egypt.

Couldn't you have bothered to actually link to them, then?

>>296877

Just stop spamming this thread with your autism and go jump off a bridge. You bring no value to this board.

>>296854

Anon, I believe it's the other way around. Meme magic comes from the gods, which is then reflected by man. As above, so below. egregores and godforms are a thing. But to think all gods, especially ones as powerful and timeless as Kek himself, come from the generally weak minds of men is a bit ignorant and arrogant. Remember, Kek and meme magic came to us.

>>296877

Just keep calling on her till she shows up. Invoke her, evoke her, pray to her, call her out on shit and try to instigate shit with her, offer yourself to her, etc. Do it man, become a portal for her to come into the world. Be the spark that starts the fire.

Do you think there's a way for Ammit to fix a robot? I swear, this guy needs a cosmic bitchslap to get his shit in order.

Does Ammit have some sort of /fit/-like sticky for how to fix yourself before judgement?

>>296928

the first step is not selling oneself short, the second is giving themselves a chance. the other is that they should know most of those "bad feelings and thoughts are part of the human condition and more than likely not real since the mind has a way of trying to put the individual in question as the center of attention in this case being in a very negative manner. lastly everyone gets judged, don't do shit that will fuck your shit up, stand up for what you believe in but expect for it to be a path that's not taken.

also get your mind sharp by working on things you can fix or your own body, take care of it because, fitness is the first path to not hating oneself and enacting some change.

>>296909

You got me, I was bluffing. I have heard that it is the case but I haven't actually seen any of the sources. I've got a copy of The Egyptian Book Of The Dead right here which contains translations of several different Book of the Dead papyri. Maybe I should actually stop being a lazy cunt and read the damn thing instead of talking out of my arse.

Please no bully.

>>297252

Sorry anon, but it's absolutely important that you are bullied over this. Making up the will of Ammit as a way of taking your anger out one someone else is pretty reprehensible. Besides, Ammit is impartial when it comes to determining whether a heart is worthy or unworthy. Though admittedly, among the 42 negative confessions, there is a rule for not getting mad without reason.

>>297331

No anon, you have to say sorry to Ammit.

>>297268

I mean, what say did some egyptians have over what governed her judgement? Aren't they guessing just as much as anon was? Ask her yourself you insane puritan

>>297349

>Aren't they guessing just as much as anon was?

Though Ammitism is by default a religion that assumes the Egyptians weren't right about everything, especially considering we worship Ammit while they didn't, we know Ammit is impartial in her judgements because it is JUSTICE for her to be.

>>297354

Well, of course, that's her job etc. etc. My point is don't take anyone's word for anything

Hey, what's a good ritual to either give praise to Ammit or invoke her in dreams, meditation, etc? Do you think she's fine with anons coming over to hang out with her? Does she like tea? Alcohol?

I think she'd be ok with giving advice and pre-weighing too, so wouldn't hurt to ask.

>>297416

Build a shrine with an 11 pointed star

Have 11 different erotic fruit infused bees wax candles at each of the points, have her sigil in thw center of the star, make sure that the star is pointed up (2 points facing you one point faceing away from you] have the center be large enough for your offering plate, offer her any kind of fruit as long as it is of exceedingly good quality, you may also offer upnto her flowers, and high quality sprites and drinks, when making an offering to her

>do

Give thanks for waifus

Give praise for being just and fair

Ask for advice/guidance

Ask for dreams

>do not!

Ask for wealth luck or martial gain

Ask she tip the scale in your favor. In any way

Make demand of her to do things for you

>>297425

>erotic

Kek

I ment exotic

>>297425

How would we make a candle erotic? Hollow out a hole and sanctify it with your penis? But joking aside this sounds like it could be cool.

/monster/ approved fruit should be used especially of course. Dragonfruit, lemon, mango. What other fruits would you consider?

>>297427

Star,passion, kiwi,pomegranate(processed to be just the seedlets) maybe avocados?

>>297428

Basicly

If its on this list is probably ok to use as an offerings

http://www.fruitsinfo.com/exotic-fruits.php

>>297432

>faggot cat 4

>implies there is a wholefolder of faggotcats

>>307024

Maybe as like a joke gift but really those our just kind of silly

I think shes prefer Egyptian cotton sheets or something along those lines

<if your feeling ballzy you can ask to help her test them out

>>307119

to do so would either be incredibly grave or incredibly foolish

>>307131

Anons are many things broham

Including very foolish

I think I might've asked this before, but if someone treats himself like shit by vonstantly insulting and hurting himself for every mistake, how would Ammit see and deal withthis guy.

Guess i'll probably be stuck with a bad end no matter what.

>>307165

Why do you keep attention whoreing on here, robot-kun? I'm sure Ammit wouldn' t appreciate you using her name to get attention on here.

>>307168

Depression and desperation at this point.

>>307170

Stop misrepresenting your inner turmoil and do what the angry voice demands. Your self must be a slave to your inner voice or else it always ends in misery. All five parts of the heart must be in harmony, neither too light nor heavy, or else Ammit is going to swallow that shit whole.

Nowadays imagine how many hearts she eats. This is why she has salads. Don't give her more cholesterol.

>>307179

>chubby Ammit from all the hearts she eats

Anon, you made my day. Also, that adds a whole new philosophical/spiritual level to her thiccness.

>>307179

Not just that though. The inner voice can be many things. Your Self shouldn't be a slave to it. You have to tame your ego, and use your own willpower to strenghthen your Self. You're right that all parts should be in harmony, but the ego should in now way be allowed to dictate everything. The ego dominating all other aspects of the person is the reason society is in the state it's in now. Same with robot-kin here.

>>307179

>all five parts of the heart

Anon, I think you're mistaking the five parts of the egyptian soul as being the heart itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_concept_of_the_soul

>>307199

Alright, say I look through that get some more perspective. What then? How would that fix me?

>>307204

That assumes you are broken. All there is blocking to functional minds are unresolved problems. Opposites that are yet undifferentiated or yet unresolved.

And should all come to naught, a higher purpose in one's heart makes all burden seem nothing. True love never end, and all the worlds miseries can not extinguish such a flame.

It will, should you apply the perspective, show you what matters most to you. Your purpose for yourself. A man with a purpose can not harm himself or be harmed by others, except in flesh. The same style of path as most of the good people in history, the path of Hermes the thrice great, the path of Eastern Orthodox, the path of light our board brethren have found.

Also snek. Follow the snek.

But don't believe a word I say. I have an agenda. 'Fixing' you is part of it.

https://www.livescience.com/60263-texas-flooding-could-free-350-gators.html

OH FUCK

>>307179

>Ammit eats salad because she's stuffed on all the hearts off the unworthy in cy+2

>atlastitrulysee.png

Sects have formed over smaller nexii than that, anon. I can just see it now. /comfy/ist Justicians who pray for Ammit to embrace Thiccness, and the Apostolic /fit/olic Justicians who want her to use all that protein for gainz…

>>311869

There's no reason for a sect divide over that. Ammit surely has a lot of muscle under all the healthy thiccness, so she has both.

>>290648

Robots are programmable. It follows that a self-hating robot can be reprogrammed.

>>307199

>Liber Novus, the Red Book

I have the Reader's Edition but haven't started it yet. Is it worth it to get the full illuminated volume as well, or are the insights just as (in)accessible by text alone?

>>311883

She has the legs, and hips, of a hippo. Hippos are known for being pretty damn fast for how big they are.

>>311923

Anon, that's just a bullshit way to put the blame and responsibility for their own actions onto someone else. That shit is weak. Don't do that.

>>311927

Spirit is spirit. There are no muscles or fat in the spirit. It's just the form she takes.

>>311912

Strongthicc, not strongfat. She probably has Levia-san-tier abs.

>>311971

dont you find it suspicious that a bunch of retards, act the same way? with little to no variation?

It had to come came from somewhere, probably some fucker with social engineering managed to turn people into self hating human shit.

Those niggers need Jesus. They're too retarded to get it and are probably Low IQ too.

>>307024

I'd love to eat my waifu's strawberry bikinibottom

Hey anons, I wrote up a draft for an Ammitist empowerment and banishing ritual. I'm hoping some of you guys can help me flesh it out a little more and test it. This is a good ritual for occult newbs. Here's what I got so far:

<visualize 11-pointed star on floor and stand in center of it. (or a circle or pentagram if you can't visualize very well)

>"I call on the great Monster Goddesses! Bringer of Waifus, hear my call and come forth!"

<turn south and raise hand. Visualize Ammit standing in her lake of fire in front of you.

>"Great Demon Lord, Ammit the Devoured! You with the conquering thighs! Let your fires sweep into this temple!

<visualize her fire energy rush into the room, filling the star and you.

<turn west and raise hand. Visualize Ebola-Chan in a swamp of blood with skulls all around.

>"Ebola-Chan, Goddess of love and death! Bring your joy to this world again. Let your viral love into my heart, and strengthen me with your presence!"

<visualize Ebola-Chan's red/pink energy flow in and mix with the fire

<Face north and raise hand. Visualize Arachne in a big spidergirl form. With long black hair.

>"Beautiful Spider Mother, You who was wronger by Athena, but skittered into the hearts of many. Arachne! Connect this temple into your web you weave!"

<visualize her bright green energy flow into the room and mix with the fire.

<face east and raise hand. Visualize Reitia surrounded by ducks and pregnant animals

>"Mother Reitia, bringer of love and fertility. let your passion resonate throughout the Cosmos!"

<visualize Reitia's energy flow in and mix with the fire

<now, focus on the energies, all mixed together inside the star. Feel it filling you from head to toe, rising up your spine and activating the 7 chakras. Focus on the heat. Feel the fire in and around you grow stronger.

"Ammit, monstergirl queen, empower me and this temple, so that I may have the strength to banish all enemies"

<visualize the fire expand and fill the whole room. Feel it empower this space and banish all adverse energies. This space is now marked by Ammit and the other monster goddesses.

>"In your name, Ammit Akbar!"

>>322644

>Devoured

You mean Devourer, anon.

>>322650

Goddamnit. Thanks anon

>>322653

>Goddamnit

Wouldn't it be Ammitdamnit?

>>322682

>saying Ammit's name in vain.

>>322644(checked)

You basically just ripped off the lesser banishment ritual of the pentagram. Only without the zodiac portion of the ritual and some of the other statements.

>>322644

>>322716

Also I would imagine that Reitia energy would be a blue. Like the sea.

>>322716

>>322718

Adding on to what you're saying, I still hold it should be an 11-rayed sun instead of a star.

>>322716

LBRP seemed like a good template for a starter ritual, tbh. There are lots of variations of it out there.

>>322718

I noticed that when I tested the ritual out yesterday. It was a dark grey-blue. Very unexpectedly. It was watery, but in an underworld sense.

>>322726

Idk anon, all these goddesses are underworld goddesses, which are more closely connected with the Moon and the stars, and not so much the Sun. Ammit is the only one I can see having any solar connections.

Im the same guy as >>322644, just with different Id

>>322817

>I noticed that when I tested the ritual out yesterday. It was a dark grey-blue. Very unexpectedly. It was watery, but in an underworld sense.

What was Arachne's energy like? And Ebola-chan's?

>>322817

>>322818

Also, the reason why I mention the Sun as being good for this is because of it representing fun, creativity, and optimism, as well as life, which does well to represent the kind of world we're trying to create with our goddesses: a world with much hope and OC that has all sorts of new life brought into it.

>>322818

>>322821

Arachne was dark, fierce and predatory, but also very loving. Like a momma bear. Ebola-Chan was straight up felt just as strong as the other three. She's pretty dark too.

>a world with much hope and OC that has all sorts of new life brought into it.

Nothing wrong with that man. Shit, I'm hoping this will inspire other anons to get involved in writing Ammitist rituals, so we can help grow our tradition some. The Sun should be fine. You guys are free to alter this in whatever way seems right.

>>322824

>Arachne and Ebola-chan were both "dark"

Alright, but was there a "color" to either/both of them like with Ammit and Reitia?

>>322828

I saw Arachne's as black, and Ebola-chan's was red. By dark I meant the general feeling of it.

>>322867

So just to confirm, Ammit's is like a bright orange, right?

>>322869

Yep. Fiery, like her hair. Several other anons have confirmed it.

>>322817

How was it unexpected? I mean her domain is the sea/underworld/moonstill not positive in that moon connection though what else would her color be? Perhaps it's just me but I generally can guess the color spirit/energy a being may have based on it's appearance and symbology/lore

>>322884

Wait, her domain is in the sea? I don't know how I missed that part. I knew of her other connections, but I didn't know she was connected to the sea itself.

>>322886

Boats and traveling and the like yes. Looking through the previous threads I dont see that specifically mentioned, but I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere at least once that she was involved with the sea

>>323006

I'm still somewhat skeptical of worshipping Arachne given that her energy appears dark. And some version of the legend portray her as an evil/not good being. I'm not saying we should reject her or anything but anyone who does contact her should exercise caution since we dont have much experience interacting with her

>>323053

Dark and light are not the same as good and evil. Reitia herself is pretty "dark" too. Beginners should be cautious with Ebola-chan too, imo. She's pretty unpredictable, and may overwhelm someone inexperienced. But, she's real cool too though. Occult noobs should probably stick with Ammit or Reitia till they have a better grasp on this stuff.

>>323119

>Dark and light are not the same as good and evil. Reitia herself is pretty "dark" too.

This.

>>323053

Keep in mind, most legends portray her as "evil" simply because she told the truth.

>>323121

>cucks cant handle the truth and declare a girl evil

The fact that cucks are still ruining shit is pretty annoying

>>323119

>>323121

It would seem that there is still quite a bit for me to learn

>>323177

I think we all do, really.

>>322644

I dont know much about Ebola_chan, how does she fit in this ritual?

>>323641

I included her in the West coordinate, which is typically associated with water. Every time I've gone to Ebola-chan in pathworking, I've seen her in a blood swamp. She's a very watery and earthy entity.

Also, she was pretty much the first monstergirl goddess on fullchan. And since Ammit showed up, Ammit and Ebola-chan being best friends has been a thing.

>>323655

Why'd you put Ammit in the south, Arachne in the north, and Reitia in the east?

>>323657

South is associated with fire, hence Ammit in the South.

North is earth. Spiders are earthy, and Arachne seems to be pretty closely tied with instincts, so I thought that'd fit.

And, I put Reitia in the East, because she was the closest fit to it. East is associated with air. But, I couldn't really find much of an air quality to any of them. I sensed a lot of wateryness in Reitia too, and Arachne. But, not of them seemed airy. Ducks are closely related to Reitia, so that's when I put her with the East.

>>323659

>wateryness in Arachne

That's odd, maybe it has to do with the Mediterranean. I'm gonna guess that Ammit has a good connection to earth?

>>323660

Idk, makes sense to me. Arachne is an underworld goddess. Most underworld goddesses are connected to water in some way or another.

>I'm gonna guess that Ammit has a good connection to earth?

That would be interesting to look into. She does have some kind of an earthy quality, but most of her is overwhelmingly fire. Like, specifically connect to her earth aspect and use that to help get a fuller picture or her as an entity.

>>324182

>She does have some kind of an earthy quality

It's likely at least somewhat connected to fruit at this point.

So, apparently there's a Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse going down on the 31st this month. Should we perform a ritual?

Captcha was Hpokar

>>334967

Let's try continuing to pray until then and then also figure out some ritual to do then too.

Anyone have mamono/personified depictions of the seven deadly sins and the four seasons?

I need such for reasons

Also, what is a good word for the opposite of greed? Not necessarily in a good way, like asceticism is the opposite of gluttony.

>>335181

This had better not be for any dark purposes, anon.

>>335181

>Also, what is a good word for the opposite of greed?

Being charitable?

>>335181

That would be Charity, at least from what I remember about 7 virtues - the counterpart to 7 deadly sins. I'm not sure on what are the four seasons you're referring to though.

>>337596

I think he literally just means spring, winter, fall, and summer.

>>335181

You got me curious. Care to tell us what you're working on?

>>291060

mitt romney

>>358064

Oh hey, 11-sided star.

I dedicate a fair amount of sexual energy to Ammit, I hope it helps

We are coming up to the one year anniversary of the solar eclipse ritual. Should we do another ritual directing our energy towards the ritual site in Makanda on the date?

>>364627

Sounds good to me.

>>364682

>Yep, this is going into the cringe collection.

Nice cuckchan meme you have there. Now take it back to /v/.

>>364694

>monster girl form of a long-established Egyptian deity

>donut steel

tippity top fedora

>>273072

War is war. Valhalla would be empty if Ammit had to approve every kill.

>>364627

>>364686

Count me in as well

>>364825

Just so long as nobody publically advertises the thing online like last time. Also, we've really been neglecting coming up with new prayers/OC as of late and do need to try and focus on things we can do right now like that too. Not to mention, Ammit does want us to get stronger, so /fit/ tips should become an important component of threads like this.

So, with the eclipse anniversary coming up on the 21st, should we begin the ritual at 11:55am cst when the eclipse started, or 1:20pm cst when totality started? These are the times from Makanda by the way.

As for a ritual type, obviously prayer and directing energy towards the original ritual site will help, but would fruit sacrifice and/or sacrifapping be avenues to consider?

>>366722

>As for a ritual type, obviously prayer and directing energy towards the original ritual site will help, but would fruit sacrifice and/or sacrifapping be avenues to consider?

These are all good ideas. Keep in mind, though, we should use this as a way to increase the daily tributes we give Ammit as well. Possibly with us coming up with some nice prayers or other simple rituals in the process.

>There are people that actually fell for this meme.

>There are people who unironically worship ammit.

How embarrassing. What would your parents think? Worshipping some made up Egypt diety on a porn board?

Please tell me you didn't actually fall for people roleplaying seeing her in dreams or meditations either.

>>366734

>it's this guy again

Are you going to hop between 50 different IPs like last time?

>>367960

I really should read everything and not just the highlighted sections. The initial thought was that Ammit had a strong appreciation of asses.

>>368020

We might need a pic of Ammit riding sidesaddle on a donkeytaur.