867aa5 No.25743
>>25721
Where are those Sam Hyde nudes? I want to see his penis and asshole. C'mon boys, bring forth the MEAT. This is like Arby's saying "We Have The MEATS" and you walk in and PETA-tarded protesters are holding up signs trying to stop circuses from bringing out Elephants, bitch what do you even think circuses are for? Sequinned Midget Gangbangs? People on this board found my Facebook through a watermark on my lame ass webms, and now I'm about to become Internet Famous, and this time Mark Twain ain't around to save me, if you know what I'm saying.
>Sam Stiffed Charls
Give us Dr. Manslave 2 already.
Black MGTOWs don't have BBCs, sorry Sandman.
We are living in a world where black women would rather bleach their skin and scarf down Argo Cornstarch than bring that round sexy ass my way like a DarKkk-skinned Sexxxy Nilote and work that Bill Burr BWC like an Ana Foxxx XNXX special.
By the way, to my Cybersecurity homies on /MDE/, DuckDuckGo tracks you by making your connection insecure initially before the page loads, most secure websites don't do that, just a heads up.
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867aa5 No.25744
Oh yeah, before I forget.
The Tranny Sam Hyde had sex with was none other than Vaervaf zerself. Yes, Zerself, it's one of the 72 genders. Didn't you know that? Didn't you know that Vaervaf likes Knotting? Vaervaf got Orangy to kill themselves. (god that makes me so mad.) Vaervaf is busy riding a Sybian while playing League of Legends with Natalie Mars on Clips4Sale, and I'm supposed to not laugh? Natalie Mars has such a stretchy girlhole that she can fit a wine bottle up her ass, Fat End First, no fissures whatsoever. Natalie Mars has a penis.
Oh, and who is "Changeling Krieger"? Why the hell would you ever write a 10k check to someone you barely know? Not smart. Some edgy buttmad loser is making all this tranny pedo covert jew stuff up.
Stop browsing this board and start going to the gym.
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e6b596 No.25745
>>25743
>duckduckgo tracks you
source or gtfo
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e6b596 No.25748
>>25743
>>25745
>>25745
>>25743
On second thought I won't expect you to answer because you're a brainlet who's smug because he knows a thing or two about networking and the internet.
You can not say for certain that DuckDuckGo tracks you because you do not have the evidence. Although, you could give an argument for the company to not be trustworthy and have evil intention.
But with your amount of autism I don't assume you'll be able to comprehend these very simple words that I wrote.
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867aa5 No.25750
>>25745
Pay attention to the HTTPS status as DuckDuckGo.com loads, it's not secure for a split second (depends on your internet speed, test it on a throttled connection to be sure.) and that's enough time for the NSA and Russian FSB to log an IP, Mac address, the 16 numbers on the front side of your credit card, the full name and expiration date, and the 3 numbers on the back. Scary stuff right? Also if you use Tor while playing flash games on the FBI.gov Kids portal, Fredrik Knudson makes a Down The Rabbit Hole documentary on you.
They know everything.
These people are sick!
-Q
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e6b596 No.25752
>>25750
you're literally schizo and don't know what you're talking about. when the light flashes on your router when you're not using your computer, doesn't mean that glow in the darks are watching you. none of what you say is true at all. build a faraday cage around your dick so your uncle can't raid it
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867aa5 No.25753
>>25752
Speaking of glow in the darks, I hit one with my car in the 90s.
It's okay to run over space aliens.
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e6b596 No.25754
>>25753
I wouldn't be surprised if I knocked down your door and found you in a chastity cage, torturing your balls you sick fuck.
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867aa5 No.25755
>>25754
I opted for a faraday cage, I have a Gauss fetish.
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e6b596 No.25756
>>25755
If you're going to LARP atleast try harder shit for brains
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867aa5 No.25757
>>25756
God why are people on this board so sirley and beta? I scared the shit out of him just by pointing out that DuckDuckGo is poorly configured and he even launched BlackArch Linux Kali Tails CMD dxdiag.exe booted off a SanDisk Sansa to check if this was real. You're not supposed to be mad because I am funny, and you are not. Fuck man, remember when people were crying about ISIS and Yung Lean was popular? Pepperige Farm are real noggas, real noggas who know what I'm talking about. 2015 my man.
What software are you using anyways? Wireshark? Resource monitor?
uTorrent?
Larping is "Live action roleplay" and this is on the internet, this isn't even Sams humor, but if it is that explains why I haven't been banned yet.
Well it's been fun, thanks for derailing the thread due in part by your Gen Xer paranoia. I've gotten all I wanted out of /mde/
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e6b596 No.25758
>>25756
>t. some idiot who loaded http and its insecure before redirected to https
larp harder faggot
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e6b596 No.25759
>>25757
>dxdiag.exe
you're just typing in random shit, that's a windows diagnostics tool
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867aa5 No.25762
>>25759
I wouldn't know, I hack bank accounts using VLC Media Player. It's probably too much for you. ;)
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66427d No.25763
>>25759
glad im not this retarded
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e6b596 No.25765
>>25762
unironically shit for brains
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867aa5 No.25766
>>25745
>>25748
>>25752
>>25754
>>25759
>>25758
Hmmm… according to VLC Media Player it says your IP is in Rotterdam, and the physical location is in Ahmed Aboutaleb's executive office suite…
I entered 05/26/19 (Sun) 02:40:37 fb20a5 into explorer.exe and I was able to gather this.
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e6b596 No.25768
>>25766
Is this fodcom? Dude you seriously need to get your mind together, get some counselling or something.
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e6b596 No.25769
>>25768
either you're fodcom or that one brittle and weak child from the irc channel, who banned me because I said I was ignoring you
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867aa5 No.25771
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>25769
Yes, this is FODCOM98, Sam Hyde's sister.
I think you need a new router, I was able to get your social security number through "C:/Programs (x86)/Steam/steamapps/common/Dark Skyes/anon's ssn.html" and I was able to get your steam ID through Epic Game Launcher.
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867aa5 No.25772
>>25769
>>25768
Just skimming through the metadata here… Two hard drives… Windows 10… Voted for Andrew Cuomo in 2018…
Browser history brings up 100 instances of "Jelqing" and "Traps" through a malicious hacker resource under the name thumbzilla.com…
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867aa5 No.25773
fuck this is so boring lmao
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5d2f94 No.25784
then why you doing it NIGGA
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867aa5 No.25821
>>25784
>>25769
Still trying to find those Sam Hyde dick and asshole pics fam. Post 'em here.
Bring forth the MEAT
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92af94 No.25825
>>25821
probably what happened was he was too ashamed of his dick size to send dick pics which is why he has to ask everyone if he has a big dick
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867aa5 No.25828
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>25825
I'd be ashamed too if I sucked Mike Lazzo's cock in the office bathroom with the cherub babydick wallpaper.
>PizzaGate
If there was ever a comedy special called "The Roast Of Sam Hyde" I want it to be hosted by Rob Creen.
>Rob Creen your mai fweeeeennnddddd
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867aa5 No.26958
>>25759
I still love how pissed off this dude got over dxdiag. Shits a classic.
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