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File: dcd29438ba2f0d8⋯.jpg (113.23 KB,766x530,383:265,Portals 2.jpg)

 No.62890

By some miracle, you have gained the power to enter your waifu's world and stay there for no more and no less than seven days, or 168 hours to be more precise. When that time runs out, or if you would die, you go home in the same state you left for her world. (If someone cuts off your legs and you bleed out, for example, you arrive safe and sound at the same spot you left.) There are a few rules, though:

- You can bring anything you have ever physically owned with you, but only up to ~20 pounds/9.1 kilograms total, and only if you can carry it on your person.

- You'll remember everything that happened when you return, and you'll have everything you brought with you, but you'll be physically unchanged otherwise. Time won't pass while you're gone, either; it'll be as though you never left.

- Anything you do in her world will persist even after you leave. If you write a letter for her to keep or get photos together, she'll be able to keep those for the rest of her life, and they'll last as long as they reasonably can.

- You can enter her world at any time during her life, from the moment of her birth to her very last breath. You can also choose to appear wherever you want to, so long as it's within 30 feet/9.1 meters of her. Whatever your choice, you'll be able to do anything you want to with what you have for a full seven days before you're sent home.

- For the sake of the scenario, you can assume she either doesn't know about you, knows about you, or is attracted to you similar to the way you're attracted to her. No matter which, your appearance will be a complete surprise. You'll simply flash into existence, and you'll fade out when it's time to go.

When and where would you appear, and what would you do? How would that affect her?

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 No.62893

File: 32582cab9b2ea1d⋯.jpg (820.4 KB,752x1062,376:531,30851526_p0.jpg)

>When and where would you appear,

In her bedroom, at night.

>and what would you do?

Lots and lots of lewd stuff

SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT

>How would that affect her?

Probably would get her pregnant.

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 No.62901

File: fa55cbb27d05a48⋯.jpg (269.75 KB,612x842,306:421,f658af08c470642005837ddf3b….jpg)

I know my objectives and I know them well: In the course of a week, I must find a way to be able to travel between Gensokyo and here freely after those seven days have passed. At least one, but more entrance/exit points will be better.

The things I would carry are:

>A short iron golf club, as a basic line of defense.

>A rattan stick, another basic line of defense, and also for other uses.

>A whetstone

>A small and basic medkit, which includes medicines I need for my conditions

>Enough clothes to last me more than a week

>Some bar soap

>A couple bottles of shampoo

>Polarized sunglasses

>Mechanical pencil and leads

>Rubber eraser

>A couple ballpens

>Some short A4 size-papers

>Three rulers of various styles

>A notebook

>Some ointments for muscle pains and cramps

>A few bandanas

>A small plastic jar of candies in different flavors

Despite this long list, this is actually very light to carry, you know?

My starting point: Hakurei Shrine, in the middle of the day, inside the shrine itself, when Reimu is there but not looking. The better scenario will be when many people are there and nobody's looking just for a split second, then I appear, just like that, sitting in the middle of the shrine housing. Talking about dynamic entry.

Of course, I chose this place to appear because, one, Marisa is more likely to be there. Two, she can't lie to me that she's Reimu, as she usually does. Three, it seems to be a hub for the other characters in Gensokyo, so yeah.

Upon seeing Marisa, I would at first banter with her. By then, I'll slowly reveal the cause and conditions of my stay there. And then be affectionate with her while I'm finding a way. I want to convince her that I'm here because of her, and I want us to be together, as well as get her heart too. If do that, I will get her by my side. I might as well as then actually achieve my stated objective, by then.

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 No.62948

File: d0fc3112ab2f65c⋯.jpg (554.47 KB,1226x1873,1226:1873,34567898765467.jpg)

>>62890

>When and where would you appear, and what would you do?

This is tricky, she only stays in a country for three days tops, sometimes less.

I have no means of transportation like a car or a Motorad and I wouldn't be able to hitch a ride with her, I'd have to be able to pin point an exact scenario, place and time where I can maximize my time with her and find a means of traveling together with her, or alternately catch up with her.

I'll also need to bring a weapon, a gun preferably as her world can get crazy.

I'll also need a way to make some money on the side line, I don't even know what currency her world uses..

..I hope she can speak English canonically.. I mean her creator knows how to speak English, so maybe.

>How would that affect her?

I have no way of knowing, but I'd like things to work out in her favor.

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 No.62953

File: ce40c616bb4af08⋯.png (72.89 KB,242x313,242:313,hrlp.png)

Hold on, what happens if I get pregnant?

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 No.62969

File: 5e86ba3e767d5cc⋯.jpg (494.7 KB,982x1080,491:540,d2221802a64ed816bd6c6e4d0c….jpg)

>>62953

Would you want to be?

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 No.62971

File: 3f1254d637a434c⋯.jpg (724.43 KB,1164x957,388:319,169.jpg)

>>62969

It really depends, without a doubt I'd love to raise his child. The thing is: even if I could stay there the child would end up never knowing his/her father. He dies in canon, this is not a spoiler, he is dead at the start of the first actual entry of his series.

But I'm a bit worried how said child would come out. Is it gonna be like a 2d/3d monster like the plot of Cool World was originally suppose to be?

I'm not too worried about having resources for the kid coz if I can hop into and out of 2d universes I'm sure I'm set there with some kind of solid sciencey job. Even if I could only of done it which such strict rules.

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 No.62973

>>62901

You don't really have to worry about finding her, you can only appear within her proximity.

>>62953

You won't be pregnant when you come home.

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 No.62980

File: b3f968ce9b475c5⋯.jpg (72.06 KB,723x690,241:230,huggukissu.jpg)

I don't really know what I would bring tbh. Probably my wallet and just exchange the $60 I have in their Nip dollars and hope it can last me for 7 days or at least until I can get a temporary job. Probably bring my phone, a lunch box I guess.

>When and where would you appear

In the the ruined church where her suitcase appears so I can become her medium.

>and what would you do?

I'm going by the scenario that she already knows me and is in love with me. In that case we kiss a lot and cuddle for the first hour and then decide what we'll do from their. Most likely just spending to me together.

>How would that affect her?

I don't know. She will be very hurt when I have to leave and I'm worried this will only strengthen her resolve to kill her sisters to become Alice in an attempt to see me. Alternatively, If were to appear at the end of the manga, things would be a lot better since she will have had at least a tense peace and respect for them.

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 No.63859

>>62890

>To Enter Her World

/wai/ pls ima mek her enter mine.

>>>/robowaifu/

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 No.65899

File: a6f42621d2ff3e9⋯.jpg (723.33 KB,764x1080,191:270,__ruler_fate_apocrypha_and….jpg)

alright there are two ways this could go

the first is that I appear during her lifetime but I wouldn't want to interfere much with her mission of saving France, unless I interfere in a positive way.

I don't have anything to help me like weapons or something like that but my knowledge

I would appear in domremy right before her Journey starts and in the way I'll interfere is that I'll reassure her that she is doing the right thing, that she shouldn't be afraid.

the second way is that she happens to be summoned in Holy Grail war and I appear there.

I'd like to think she feels something for me like I'm someone she already knows and trusts

I would appear when she has some free time I wouldn't want to bother her during a battle I could only make things worse

basically lend her my ear and listen to her worries about the war, try to comprehend her and comfort her, and maybe take some pictures

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 No.65902

File: 272772605d45c43⋯.jpg (133.56 KB,727x1099,727:1099,rwby_ruby_rose_by_lyukaart….jpg)

I would probably bring my laptop and all the peripherals thereof , phone, and whatever book I'm currently reading.

Going with the scenario that she already loves me in a similar sense to the way I love her, I would probably appear in her source either around the early events of Volume 5 (where the show is at right now) or during her summer break between Volumes 2 and 3 pretty much the timeframe of the Light Novel . I would want to spend as much time as possible with her, going on dates and making memories, and just loving on her. Maybe I'd have our wedding ceremony while I'm there. I would take lots of pictures so we both can treasure the experience. I think she would be shocked but also extraordinarily happy at my appearance, and I think me leaving would make us both sad, but we would still be able to look fondly on the experience.

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 No.65906

File: d0f56f07ed82a43⋯.jpg (235.32 KB,2048x1280,8:5,d0f56f07ed82a434bfb7f8d8ce….jpg)

>>62890

I would bring some modern technology with me, such as a camera that can print off photos, and some things I would like to share with her. I doubt she has read the Illiad or any sort of Greek epic, so I would love to share those stories with her. And, who knows, maybe bringing along my copy of The Art of War could turn out to be pretty interesting. Plus I would bring some mementos of our modern world like personally recorded video clips of modern society and glimpses into my life.

I would like to appear sometime before she draws Caliburn from the stone so I can offer guidance and counsel to her and lend her my strength as she grows. I might not be much of a swordsman, but I have some martial arts training and some understanding of military strategy, so I could teach her some hand-to-hand combat techniques and lend advice. I certainly wouldn't mind rolling up my sleeves and trying my hand at a sword if it would help. It would also be nice to be able to stand alongside her and see her develop into the iron-willed person that she is. Plus, I have adored the Arthurian legends since I was a little kid. Being able to stand alongside the Knights of the Round Table would certainly be a humbling experience.

As for her feelings towards me, I don't particularly mind. Such things needn't be preconceived. Besides, I don't doubt there will be natural chemistry there regardless.

All I hope for is that my presence would be a positive experience for her.

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 No.65909

File: 3c69cddfba61955⋯.jpg (54.23 KB,449x600,449:600,3434589345034.jpg)

I would probably bring my trusty haversack with a few things in it, which are:

>Phone + Portable charger

>2 cans of beer

>Box of cigs + Lighter + Portable ashtray

>Small notepad and a pen

>Swiss knife

>A polaroid camera for immortalizing moments

>A pair of clothes

>When and where would you appear

I would appear in the current time, early in the morning, a few meters from the shrine long stairs and then i would make my way up there. No fancy presentations, just a "Sup' Reimu" would be enough. She would be pretty surprised since is unusual to see humans from the outside world, specially if it's her husbando.

>what would you do?

Assuming she already loves me. we would spend the little time we got as much as we can, chilling around, taking photos with the camera and having tons of fun.

>How would that affect her?

It would be painful for both, however she will probably think something more optimistic like "at least it happened" something like that. I would also let her stay with the polaroid camera and the photos.

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 No.65911

File: 3c4171848aea563⋯.png (153.81 KB,924x640,231:160,62431453_p0.png)

>>62890

No need to take anything with me other than my clothes and a little bit of courage maybe some money from my savings account would be a smart idea too, I hope they have currency exchangers there, maybe also backup clothes.

>When and where would you appear

On a day that would make my last day there the day of the fireworks in late july.

>what would you do?

I would for once in my life have courage and do the right thing. I would confess my love to her and make clear to her how much I adore her. How I cherish her family values, her calm and decent nature and her politeness, how her emerald-green eyes take my breath away and how her shogi antics make my heart melt away like chocolate in the sun. I would also tell her that I need to know if she has the same feelings for me.

Then I would spend time with her in the local cafés, cinemas, the planetarium, Jinbocho, Destinyland, Dome City and the Seaside Park. Fulfill her every wish. Every day shall be unforgettable and beautiful. On our last day I would invite her to the fireworks that are always around the end of july. After enjoying the fireworks together I would give her a ring as a gift and tell her that I would have loved to propose to her and spend my life with her but that sadly my time is up. I would kiss her goodbye, wish her the best for her future and thank her for spending time with me and bringing back colors into my life. Then after returning back to my realm I could finally die in peace.

>How would that affect her?

I have no idea if she would even reciprocate my affection. We have similar personality types but maybe she is into different types of guys or into guys who look different. When you get a chance like this, you just have to give your best and hope everything works out nicely in the end.

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 No.65912

>>65911

and of course I forgot some important things:

I would aks her to teach me shogi so we can play together and I would in return teach her ygo if she was interested in it.

Then also I would be so glad to finally be able to take her into my arms and give her a deep hug. Holding her hand would fill me with joy like nothing else.

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 No.66710

File: b64a4bafdcf30dc⋯.jpg (42.5 KB,960x880,12:11,recliningtoko.jpg)

So,in order to even have Motoko acknowledge my existence and for this to be more than a trip to a cyberpunk Japan(which`d be nice too,but that`s not why I am going) she would have had to have had recurring hallucinations and dreams of me and my persona. She must know what I feel towards her and have those recurring dreams and visions of me,until she begins to question who I am and why she`s having those visions,being unable to attribute them to a ghosthack of some kind.

I`ll most likely take my backpack with one change of clothing and my headset.Also my phone as well as my digital camera. I`ll also take some token unique to my own time to leave her. Maybe my Game Boy Advance or my copies of the A Song And Fire Series. Or my greatcoat. Or my PS2.

So,I`ll choose to appear somewhere around 2030 or so during a period Motoko isn't very busy with her job. My appearance to her will be,at sunset when she's standing atop a building (maybe the roof of the Section 9 service building) contemplating the repeated visions she is having of me. I do have a penchant for the tastelessly melodramatic from time to time. So,after I appear to her I hope she won't be too freaked out and we can talk,I can explain to her the nature of what is happening and we can spend those seven days getting to know eachother better in all ways possible. We'll go around Newport doing stuff,including maybe going to a restaurant together,like I`ve always wanted. I do hope that she`ll on some level appreciate my adoration for her and be affectionate with me understanding the specific situation I am in,maybe even enjoying her time talking to me and learning of the way history turned out in my own world. I`m hoping she`ll allow me to carry some sort of alt-future firearm back to my own world as well as let me utilize her vast reservoir of disposable income so I can acquire alt-future Gunpla as well. I`m sure we`ll spend most of our time talking about various things,from history to philosophy,although I doubt my insight would be enough.

The way I actually influence Motoko would be minor,but she`ll probably carry the memory of my existence with her,it being backed up by the foreign object I left with her. She`ll think of the odd phenomenon that brought us together at length sometimes. Maybe she`ll even share the tale of that sad,lonely youth that appeared to her on at the onset of twilight from the open skies and the few days she spent with him learning things about him and his puppy-dog obsession with her.

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 No.66746

File: 911915cf3e55734⋯.jpg (83.47 KB,1280x720,16:9,[WinD]_Higurashi_no_Naku_K….jpg)

What I need is to appear just an instant within the sea of fragments. Just an instant for a chance to challenge the witch. Reward for winning of course I'll choose an eternal stay by Rika. And I'll bet my eternal soul if I lose.

>by some miracle

Hahaha

And such is the meta loophole riddled nature of her world. But forgetting that I'll actually answer the question. I would bring some money and a suitcase of necessities and just mess around with her without planning ahead, without thinking about any deadline. And it's fine if she doesn't know me, I don't want to decide if she likes me or not. Let the details be up to the whims of the witch that brought me there. I'll get her to fall for me either way!

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 No.69769

>>62901

I'd pay to see this plot as an actual animu. Hope you and your waifu are still doing well. Sorry for the necro-post.

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 No.69770

>>69769

>Hope you and your waifu are still doing well.

Oh yes, we are still doing good. Thank you.

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