/mai/ - Waifu★

>How many people would you murder?

Only the ones I hate.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

yes if it meant she would be real then yes.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Sure thing as long as it made her happy.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yes I would Sam I Am.

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

Whatever much I could sacrifice for her to the point that it won't make her hate me or worry about me.

>How many people would you murder?

I believe in karma, so I would murder no one to be with her. If I murder someone than one day, someone will eventually either murder me or her, which all that effort in killing someone amounts to nothing.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

I wouldn't give up my eyesight to be with her, what's the point of making her worry more when I can't see her anymore? Now she has to care for me because of my own selfishness, I would rather find another way to be with her and put myself in a situation to care for her instead.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

I think working at a pharmacy is much much worse, so why not.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Never heard of them, is it tasty?

>How many people would you murder?

Only the ones I don't care about.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Then how would I know if it was really her?

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Not a problem.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Are they safe to eat?

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

Whatever was asked of me, within reason

>How many people would you murder?

None. She would never forgive me.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

I don't know. Were the offer legitimate I would heavily consider it. It'd pain me to never get to see her smile but I can't even imagine the joy feeling her beside me would bring.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Five years of full time employment at McDonalds would be a trivial price to pay.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

>implying that faggot Sam I Am would leave me alone until I try them

>>56624 (OP)

If it meant being with Arturia, I would give my gaming PC away, as well as my access to 8ch and any piracy sites.

>How many people would you murder?

None. Arturia would hate me if I murdered anyone for her sake.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

No. I need my sight to serve her as best I can.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

If I must, then I must.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Insufficient data for meaningful answer.

>How many people would you murder?

None, Ayaya would hate me if i did

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

I don't know if she could be happy with me like that, so no

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Yes.

Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Not sure what that is but i think yes.

>murder

The minimal amount.

>give up eyesight

Don't know. She's blind too, but I don't have nearly the amount of experience with it. I wouldn't want to go insane on Lilly.

>work 10k hours at McDonalds

At least the commute wouldn't be long and it'd be an improvement over not earning money.

>green eggs and ham

I don't get this one. If they're rotten or moldy and that's what makes them green, yes, on condition that I could get it out of my system immediately after, one way or another. Infections are not fun.

jk, I know it's a Burger nursery rhyme/children's story, I'd eat them

>>56624 (OP)

>How many people would you murder?

As many as it takes. Though she'd probably never forgive me for it.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Sure, if that's what it came down to., though I’d prefer to take a disability that wouldn't affect things as much. I'd gladly give an arm and a leg.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

I can think of a lot worse jobs that I'd work for much longer if it meant being with her.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Alright, alright. Taking a man's eyes and forcing him to murder is one thing, but making him eat green eggs and ham is just cruel.

Yes.

>How many people would you murder?

As many as it would require

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

It would be painful to never see her smiling face

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Sure

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Already did fam

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

My entire vidya collection which is basically two shelves filled with over 50 games of various titles and systems, all my consoles, reading collection, and movies.

>How many people would you murder?

i don't think i could kill someone unless their a bad person.while Gin doesn't like humans, she might think im disturbed for being so willing to hunt down my fellow man for her.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

I dont know about this.As much as I would like her to be real, there would be alot of difficulties with me being blind. Maybe we could work through it though.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

yeah

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

As much of a pushy faggot as Sam-I-Am is, even the narrator admitted that the food was good so yeah.

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

Most things

>How many people would you murder?

None, why would anyone want to marry someone that murdered to be with them, that would be creepy for anyone

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Yeah honestly

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Yup, be a breeze

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

So is Green Eggs and Ham supposed to be an allegory for cultural diversity, I never understood Seuss' intentions

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

i barely have it anyways, so yes.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

sure, no workplace is too treacherous for love.

>How many people would you murder?

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

seems counter-intuitive. if i did these things she would never forgive me for it.

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

Very broad question, so hard to answer…I would be ready to give virtually all of my material goods.

>How many people would you murder?

None. I would never take human lives just for my mere selfish desires; regardless of what Flandre would think of such actions (my main objection is based on moral principles, not her opinion). I have to admit I’m disappointed seeing so much people saying they would kill random innocent people just to be with their waifu. IMO it’s getting close to fanaticism.

Should I kill your waifu just to be with mine? How would you feel? Would you say it was fair?

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

No. Being blind is one of the things that would most severely compromise my life, my well-being, my mental sanity. I would probably seriously contemplate suicide if I would become blind.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Yes.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yes, unless it would be so toxic that I could die.

>>56624 (OP)

Yes, to all. Yeah, it would suck being sightless but I'm sure she could hook me up with some kick ass cybernetic eyes.

>>56678

>Would you kill yourself for her to become real?

First, what's the point? If she exists and I don't then we're right back where we started. Second, she'd see that as a cowardly act of weakness, both of which annoy her so she'd be pretty upset with me.

>>56678

>Isn't she kinda doing the same with her very own sisters?

Yes and no.She may have been doing that at one point in her life, but Gin was very troubled then.She was suffering from insecurity, severe isolation and the thought that her "father" may not have loved her for over hundreds of years.Now shes mellowed out significantly.

>How many people would you murder?

As many as it takes

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Yes

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

I already work at mcdonalds so i already am kind of doing that

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

I would eat them here or there, I would eat the anywhere.

>>56690

>How so? She doesn't know you. I'm still pretty sure she would value existence over nothingness.

Actually, I know many people wouldn't be okay with having a stranger killing yourself for you just because they felt like doing the "right thing". You're implying just because I don't know someone I will just be okay with them killing themselves for me. I don't know about you but I would be really worried about them and feel guilt too, which would also be the way my waifu would feel.

I'm also going to use differently your words so you understand truly how relevant is what you're asking ; existence is the waifufag creating a bond between him and his waifu, If you are willing to break that bond and just leave her alone you're going to ask for nothingness. No one knows finds happiness in nothingness since the void is just merely what death is. It doesn't make sense either to say you'd be happy in death since you won't be able to feel it through the nerves of your dead brain.

>Why is this bad? Ain't I dead, even actual marriage ends with that.

Why is this bad ? Seriously now ? You have the love of your life just being broken like she never ever was and is trying to recompose herself in the arms of someone else. It is like saying you'd be okay with having your waifu dump you even though you'd have the actual occasion to love her and make the both of you guys happy.

Also what does that even mean "actual marriage ends with that" ? Are you saying every women cheats on their husbands ? I'm not really sure what you mean and that makes me kinda confused.

>a) She exists for real so has the first time the chance to actually experience happiness

As pessimistic as it may sounds, my waifu doesn't need me to be happy to begin with. She exists in her own world and is pretty happy there, which I enjoy seeing. Then, the point of my love for her is to make me even happier thanks to me being at her side.

>b) She knows that someone loved her so much that he would die for her.

And she then realises that very person died because of that. Look, as dramatic and cool that sounds, it doesn't make anyone happy.

>It's like arguing for murdering infants to be ok if you're pretty sure they'll have a shit life.

Okay now I seriously don't understand this, please explain.

>Am I more important than her?

This doesn't matter actually, waifuism isn't like a classic relationship and this because of how your loved one just isn't here. So as very little or as very much as you'd do it, as long as you genuinely love her, worrying about the actual structure of the relationship in waifuism is pointless, since either there are none, or no one can actually make and build something out of it, and it would be pretty dumb to try since waifuism is something different for every individual, that is, really.

>Where's the crucial difference?

Well, you know, in the first part, you don't actually have to die. Then I already mentioned what in my opinion is wrong about killing yourself.

Please never hurt your waifu.

>>56678

>I kill myself to make her real

>I don't ever get to meet her and she's trapped in this shitty world

I don't think so, Tim

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

Probably all the material goods I have. All my vinyl discs, my videogames and books. Everything.

>How many people would you murder?

No one, because I will feel the remorse for the rest of my life. And also I can't simply do it, taking away someone's life to fulfill my wishes is out of question for me, period.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Kinda conflicted with this one. I totally would, but that means I'll never be able to see her. Also it will be a problem for obvious limitations in life, and I will be only a burden to her. So no.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

I worked as a waiter with an angry boss who stoled my tips, so working at a Mc Donald's shouldn't be that bad.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

I don't know what they taste like, but if it doesn't kill me absolutely.

>What would you give up to be with your waifu?

All of my material possessions, for sure.

>How many people would you murder?

Hopefully none. Kirei wouldn't hate me for doing such a thing, but he would certainly criticize me. Murder is a sin, after all. That, and I don't think I could even bring myself to take another person's life for such a selfish reason. The guilt would eat away at me for the rest of my life.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Hm. I don't know. On one hand, there would be a lot of sights I wouldn't get to enjoy anymore and things I couldn't do. That would be hard for me to deal with. But on the other hand, Kirei would definitely like that and I'd get to be by his side. I don't think I can come up with a concrete answer for this question.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Yes. That sounds very doable.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yes. I always wondered what those tasted like as a kid.

>>56818

>10.000h at 40h/w = 250w, not considering holidays so about exactly 5 years of working at McDonalds full time.

That still sounds a whole lot more doable to me than killing people or giving up my eyesight.

It would certainly be difficult though. I never said it wouldn't be. Also…

>Marriage ends when your spouse dies. After that you are allowed to marry again. I do not see what's wrong with that.

You're technically not wrong, but there are people who still consider themselves married even after their spouse dies.

>>56818

>Marriage ends when your spouse dies. After that you are allowed to marry again. I do not see what's wrong with that.

Really, there isn't anything wrong with that. It's just I'd like to think if she were to die, I would still consider my heart and soul as belonging to her. It's not so much cheating as it would be in bad taste to marry again right after your partner died.

>If you loved her it would.

Here's a bold statement. So love that doesn't fall within your idea of what love is isn't love?

>You two have been captured by terrorists and they want to execute one of you to show the police how tough they are. They are asking for a volunteer. See? Done.

>not fighting off the terrorists with your waifu, going after the option where you both survive

>>56818

>Marriage ends when your spouse dies

You say, and to counter this very sentence, I'm gonna use the very sentence you said :

>I, , take you, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.

>all the days of my life.

Here is just what it means. As much as this sentence is more used as something ceremonial If you wish to answer yes you're just going to fulfill that wish no matter what happen if you believe in your own relationship, just like >>56821 pointed out. Maybe you don't think, unlike I do, that love goes beyond death and life as simple values but rather as an objective and a goal that is far more important than my own existence. Then as a way to exist over anything at all, to make profit of my being and use my skills in the best way possible. And then as how alive it makes me feel, as good those feels makes me feel, and as happy as it makes me.

>After that you are allowed to marry again. I do not see what's wrong with that.

You see, you're technically not wrong, but I can't help but find this bothering, because I'd never be able to think about loving anyone else over her. It feels like throwing away what made my whole existence, what defines me as a human being and my very role in this universe. I could never get to consider this all a waste for whatever truth or other values would it be worth for. I love her, and this is never going to change.

>It is not "cheating" because you can't be a couple with someone dead.

Something else that bothers me, because you're like "hey that person isn't here anymore so let's just start again !". Remind me where we are already ? Oh right, loving someone who isn't real.

I bet you see what I mean. So yes, It is cheating for me, since as much as what reality stands for, she is not there in both cases, but yet shouldn't change my behavior about it and toward, because I love her, and my feelings for her are real.

>Either way it is the confirmation that you are not worthless.

You're telling me dying in front of your lover makes you not "worthless" ? I'm sorry, but this is stupid. Pretty sure that if there was even a slightest slice of truth in that statement I'd see thousands of people dying everyday of suicide.

Making your loved one alone and cry makes you feel not worthless ?

No standing up for her feelings and carrying her out in everyday life make you feel not worthless ?

Damn dude, you seriously need to talk to a girl or something.

>If you loved her it would.

What do you know about this ? I know I am important for her, and she is important for me, but because the relationship doesn't correspond to a classic archetype makes you believe one should prevail over the other one. As far as I'm aware, when this starts happening either one of the lover starts getting really lonely and depressed, or the other one starts beating the other one up. Those are just a few examples to illustrate how chaotic believing just what you can see and not what you feel can get in a loving relationship.

>How so? We just have to imagine a scenario that only one of you can survive. You two have been captured by terrorists and they want to execute one of you to show the police how tough they are. They are asking for a volunteer. See? Done.

Maybe you enjoy watching your waifu die, or having to get her going through the pain of seeing you die, because I really don't. And the way to go is just like >>56838 pointed out. If one of the member of the relationship dies the other one pretty much does too, at least inside. One could possibly recover but who would be retarded and enough of a dick to inflict such a thing to someone. That is why we are both going to get out of this situation, or we will both die. That's it.

>Sacrifice =/= suicide

You're not sacrificing in the first part as you save her, It has never been implied you'd die for doing this.

Then to end this post I'm just going to take this little thing here and just say what's your problem Anon.

>>56687

> Love is sacrifice

Not at all. You are ready to make a sacrifice for it, but love ISN'T sacrifice. As far as I can tell Anon you are ready to love and you do, however, given the very little respect you show about love and the actual bond, and I feel sorry to admit but I don't think you could have anyone loving you.

That's it.

>How many people would you murder?

I'd beat Breivik's high score.

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

No, I wouldn't. I can't be useful to her if I'm blind.

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

That sounds like a pain in the ass, but sure.

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yeah I guess, as long as it doesn't kill me.

Would any of you win snake if it meant your waifu would become real?

>>59753

I guess you can't embed a video and post a pic at the same time.

>How many people would you murder?

The (((Globalists))) and their puppets

>Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Yes and Tharja would give my eyesight back

>Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

Yes

>Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yes I would Sam I Am

>How many people would you murder?

Globalists like ^ said

Would you be willing to give up your eyesight?

Yes, then we'd match

Would you be willing to work 10,000 hours at McDonalds for her?

I'm sure she'd want me to aspire to something more but sure

Would you eat green eggs and ham?

You know, when we ate this in first grade after reading the book, I turned it down, but now I will Sam I am.