/mai/ - Waifu★

>>24219

Forgot pic.

>>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Pic related

>>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Probably something really obscure like Haiku

>>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Absolutely no clue since I've never watched those shows

>>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

She is socially awkward but I think she would try to hide it (and possibly fail)

>>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

Fuck if I know

Now here's mine

>If your waifu was in a fighting game (assuming she isn't already) what would be her theme music?

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Wheaties, breakfeast of the champions

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Windows 7 Professional

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Silver ranger of course

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Probably in secret

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

Randy "Macho Man" Savage

>>24216

2, one for each hand.

It's destiny that we'd meet.

All of these are going to be lewd

>Would you fuck your waifu as a clown

>Would you fuck your waifu with a microphone recording it then use her moans as a sample for a speedcore song titled "I fuck my waifu at 999BPM"

>Would you reenact a lewd version of the plane scene with your waifu

>Would you dip your waifu in the laundry basket and fuck her hips while they are hanging out the side and she cant get out

>Would you go to work and get a text from your waifu asking to get milk on your way back and then when you do she says that it was for milkshakes for the two of you to enjoy but on the way you spill the milk in the car so you have to go back and get more milk and you get home late with the milk and she looks somewhat disspointed but she insists you have milkshakes together then you wake up in the basement tied up because she was suddenly yan and saw white on your pants from when you spilled the milk previously and then she hands you another milkshake that was made in an onahole to jerk you off with as she enjoyed it when it came out the other end

>If you caught your waifu picking her nose would you pick it off her finger and start fingering her butthole promptly leading to anal sex as you try to retrieve the booger with the head of your penis

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your waifu

>Would you make love to your waifu on top of a daki of her

>would you get inside that daki and stick your dick though a whole in it to fuck her that way

>>24228

>>24233

Usually I don't care when I say something like this but

I'm sorry about these. Except for the picnic one

>>24228

>>24233

>hfw

>>24228

>Would you fuck your waifu as a clown

No

>Would you fuck your waifu with a microphone recording it then use her moans as a sample for a speedcore song titled "I fuck my waifu at 999BPM"

That's pretty funny, probably

>Would you reenact a lewd version of the plane scene with your waifu

Of course

>Would you dip your waifu in the laundry basket and fuck her hips while they are hanging out the side and she cant get out

Yeah

>Would you go to work and get a text from your waifu asking to get milk on your way back and then when you do she says that it was for milkshakes for the two of you to enjoy but on the way you spill the milk in the car so you have to go back and get more milk and you get home late with the milk and she looks somewhat disspointed but she insists you have milkshakes together then you wake up in the basement tied up because she was suddenly yan and saw white on your pants from when you spilled the milk previously and then she hands you another milkshake that was made in an onahole to jerk you off with as she enjoyed it when it came out the other end

What…

>If you caught your waifu picking her nose would you pick it off her finger and start fingering her butthole promptly leading to anal sex as you try to retrieve the booger with the head of your penis

I wouldn't do buttstuff with the love my life

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

Well only if she eats the pickle during the fuck session

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

Sure

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your waifu

I thought everyone did this?

>Would you make love to your waifu on top of a daki of her

That's sounds pretty kinky, yes

>would you get inside that daki and stick your dick though a whole in it to fuck her that way

No, I don't think she'd enjoy fucking a futa version of herself

>>24233

>>Would you fuck your waifu during a thunderstorm but only thrust when the thunder boomed

It doesn't thunder that much, we'd be there all night if I did that, so no

>>Would you give your waifu a magic dildo that was modeled after your penis and transmitted the feeling to you while you worked an 8 hour shift causing you to cum in your pants every time she used it

No

>>Would you fuck your waifu with the challenge of only genitalia and your pinky fingers can touch

That sounds fun, but I'm not sure

>>Would you let your waifu use the back of your head to masturbate and grind on till she came

That's weird, but I guess

>>Would you print out an erotic fanfic you wrote of your waifu to paper mache into a dildo and fuck your waifu with it

No

>>Would you shove dice into your waifus butt and shake her till they came out and play Yahtzee. When you roll a yahtzee you get to fuck her

As funny as that is, no

>>Would you get on a skype call to cyber your waifu even though she is on a laptop next to you on the bed

That sounds kinky, yes I would

>>Would you make love to your waifu for the entire duration it took to install a new operating system on your computer

That sounds funny too, sure

>>would you freeze your semen into a mold of a dildo then use it to fuck her with

Now that's just fucking disgusting. And that would take a lot of cum.

>>would you take your waifu on a nice picnic

That's too fucking lewd man, yes.

>>24215 (OP)

>Would your waifu pick her nose

>tfw no bodily fluids, no nose picking

>if your waifu was a breakfast cereal

obviously capn crunch, but only red and green berries

>OS

Gnu/Linux, probably gentoo

>>24237

>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

Id say her and raptor jesus are good old friends, they go way back man, waaaaaaaay back

>how good is your waifus taste in anime

She likes bishy manga, so its canon she likes manga, im sure i could get her into more stuff, im sure she'd love badass mech anime heroes

>Would you flood a board with images of your waifu?

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

>Would you name a company after your waifu? What kind of company?

>If you could name a state park after your waifu, what kind of park would it be?

>Would your waifu play with your figures of herself?

Forgot to answer my own questions

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Honey Chex as they are the cereal I keep coming back to for that mixture of healthy fiber and tasty sweet flavor

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Windows 7 because she kept going back to do the same thing slightly different

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Given her role in the show she'd probably be the Blue Ranger

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

She is a fine lady so I would never see her do that and even if she did she'd probably stop time so nobody could see it

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

Triple-H because he always does whatever he needs to do in order to stay close to the belt, for nearly 2 decades

>>24237

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

Yes, I'm above-average at math and don't mind doing such a thing at all

>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

Jesus is the least of her worries

>What brand of cereal would you waifu buy?

Something practical yet at least a little tasty. See above

>Would you fart around your waifu?

No, I respect her far too much for that

>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

She doesn't really seem like the "otaku" type to me

>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your waifu?

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>>24242

>Would you flood a board with images of your waifu?

Boards? No. Madoka Magica generals on /a/? Yes.

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

Yes, ALL MUST WORSHIP AKUMA HOMURA

>Would you name a company after your waifu? What kind of company?

If I did something like that I'd go for a more stealthy name like "amethyst souls" or something (in reference to her soul gem)

>If you could name a state park after your waifu, what kind of park would it be?

Would be innawoods and have its own shooting range so people in the area can train to be operators like my waifu

>Would your waifu play with your figures of herself?

No, she's not that egotistical

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Something really sugary and sweet, like Froot Loops.

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Probably like Ubuntu or something, a little different but nothing complicated or overly proficient in one area.

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

PINK

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Pick in secret I think.

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

I don't think she'd be into wrestling, if she was with Katsuragi though I think she'd just root for whoever kat liked more before yaguu explains how it works and who's who.

>All these other questions

This thread is pretty lewd~

If your waifu was a tree what tree would she be?

>>24237

>>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

I'm sure she can do them just fine, but sure

>>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

What?

>>What brand of cereal would you waifu buy?

Wheaties

>>Would you fart around your waifu?

Dutch oven, son

>>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

I don't watch anime in general, so I wouldn't know what to compare it to.

>>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your waifu?

I wouldn't even record a tape.

>>24242

>>Would you flood a board with images of your waifu?

No, I'm not a big fan of sharing

>>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

Gotta Respect the Idol

>>Would you name a company after your waifu? What kind of company?

Sure, just don't know the name it'd have

>>If you could name a state park after your waifu, what kind of park would it be?

Yes, it'd be a nice park for endangered species

>>Would your waifu play with your figures of herself?

Probably

I still haven't done any questions. So I guess I'll do it right now.

>What videogames would your waifu play?

>What music would your waifu listen to?

>Would your music tastes clash?

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

>If your waifu was a tree what tree would she be?

Some of these questions would actually be good threads on their own

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Life. Because she is my life

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Obviously pink

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Pick it in secret

>>24219

>What's the most unusual cost you'd have to factor into your life if your waifu went 3D and moved in with you?

Medical bills

>If you and your waifu decided to go on an adventure, how would you two most likely end up traveling?

I dont know why but I imagined us riding a motorcycle or vespa together

>If you joined the military, how would your waifu react? How would she react if/when you came back?

She would either force me to stay or join with me

>Would your waifu play with your figures of herself?

Debating if she would get jealous of herself and break them or not

>>24237

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

Sure

>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

"I am you're only god now"

>What brand of cereal would you waifu buy?

Whatever ones I liked

>Would you fart around your waifu?

I would try not to make it obvious

>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

I dunno

>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your waifu?

absolutely not

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Violent Co op games

>What music would your waifu listen to?

Sigh, canon never went over this or hint at it at all

>Would your music tastes clash?

Possibly, though I'd love her even if she didn't like Death Grips

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

Not really sure though I usually leave something on netflix for her when I leave the house

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

Comedies and romance

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Whatever her heart desired

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

I don't know if she would or not. We have plenty of sharp things around the house for her to use

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

Depending on what you know me by /yunofag/ , /iimyun0bro/ , /glass/

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

I think this should actually be a thread

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

Not the biggest hunter really. though she may hunt whatever girls try to touch me

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

>his waifu doesn't represent honey puffs

>>24228

>Would you fuck your waifu as a clown

Yeah, that'd be hilarious

>Would you fuck your waifu with a microphone recording it then use her moans as a sample for a speedcore song titled "I fuck my waifu at 999BPM"

We would become the next Venetian Snares in no time

>Would you reenact a lewd version of the plane scene with your waifu

Of coursh!

>Would you dip your waifu in the laundry basket and fuck her hips while they are hanging out the side and she cant get out

Obv

>Would you go to work and get a text from your waifu asking to get milk on your way back and then when you do she says that it was for milkshakes for the two of you to enjoy but on the way you spill the milk in the car so you have to go back and get more milk and you get home late with the milk and she looks somewhat disspointed but she insists you have milkshakes together then you wake up in the basement tied up because she was suddenly yan and saw white on your pants from when you spilled the milk previously and then she hands you another milkshake that was made in an onahole to jerk you off with as she enjoyed it when it came out the other end

wat.flac

>If you caught your waifu picking her nose would you pick it off her finger and start fingering her butthole promptly leading to anal sex as you try to retrieve the booger with the head of your penis

I would at least consider it

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

Definitely

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

Only if she'd share her strudels with me

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your waifu

Billy Mays makes any intercourse more erotic GUARANTEED

>Would you make love to your waifu on top of a daki of her

That'd be even better than making normal love

>would you get inside that daki and stick your dick though a whole in it to fuck her that way

It'd be awkward as hell for both of us, but it'd be worth a try

I'm going to be pick and choosey with these like a spoil sport.

>>24215 (OP)

>If your husbando was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would he be?

Wheaties, which I've never actually eaten.

>If your husbando was a computer OS then which one would he be?

An old Mac OS.

>If your husbando was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would he be?

He already is one!

>Is your husbando the type of person to pick his nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

He wouldn't pick it at all. Probably did as a little kid though like everybody else.

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your husbando's favorite?

Mick Foley!

>>24228

>Would you fuck your husbando as a clown

I've already fucked with a clown and it didn't work out.

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your husbando

I've already put on harsh noise so it's not like he would be phased if I did that. So sure.

>>24233

>would you take your husbando on a nice picnic

Fuck yes. We'd make all the food together too before hand and lay out a blanket in a nice quiet spot under a big weeping willow tree. Then after we eat we'd cuddle and read books together and maybe even take a nap together in the shade. It'd be nice to do it too near sunset so we could watch the stars afterwards.

>>24237

>Would you do your husbando's taxes?

Yes but he'd look over them, which would be for the best because I'd probably fuck up.

>What brand of cereal would you husbando buy?

Puffins because it's my favorite, he'd probably strictly buy weird healthy stuff for himself and maybe something really sugary for a treat once in a while.

>How good is your husbando's taste in anime?

If he watched it I imagine he'd be into old sci-fi, so pretty good. Anything hot blooded with punching and justice would obviously strike a chord with him too. So yeah pretty good I'd say, I should start watching anime with him!

>>24242

>Would you flood a board with images of your husbando?

Absolutely.

>Would your husbando play with your figures of himself?

I can see him using little figures of not just himself but his whole team to plan strategies and then getting a bit carried away with it to the point of basically playing with them. So yes! It's a really cute mental image.

>>24251

>If your husbando was a tree what tree would he be?

Japanese maple

>If your waifu/husbando was a dog what breed would they be?

>If your waifu/husbando was a cat what breed would they be?

Both pictures related, my answers for Red! A black and tan Shiba Inu for dog and this piece of shit orange tabby laying on a pizza for cat.

>>24237

>Would you do your daughteru's taxes?

I don't think she'd have taxes. She looks 12 at the most. But if she somehow got taxes, yes, I'd do them for her.

>If your daughteru is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

She would think he needed to show more than tell.

>What brand of ceeal would your daughteru buy?

Trix, probably.

>Would you fart around your daughteru?

I'd avoid it.

>How good is your daughteru's taste in anime?

I doubt it'd be very good.

>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your daughteru?

She's my daughteru, she has huge claws, and I'm not into that, so no.

>>24242

>Would you flood a board with images of your daughteru?

I flooded the old waifu threads, does that count?

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your daughteru and put it in the city if you were a Turkish mayor?

Probably not. Turbo-hipster devs would probably freak out over it.

>Would you name your company after your daughteru? What kind of company?

"Clawed girl" sounds like a martial arts studio targeted specifically at young girls. I wouldn't run that place.

>If you could name a state park after your daughteru, what kind of park would it be?

"Clawed Girl State Park" sounds like it'd be really rocky and in a peculiar shape.

>Would your daughteru play with your figures of herself?

Probably. Hell, maybe she'd even play the game she's from.

>>24252

>What videogames would your daughteru play?

She seems like a fightan kind of girl.

>What music would your daughteru listen to?

Metal, techno, dark ambient.

>Would your music tastes clash?

She's a young, impressionable girl, so probably not.

>What TV shows would you and your daughteru watch?

I'm not really a TV person, but she'd probably be glued to whatever happens to be on today's cartoon channels.

>What horror movies would you and your daughteru watch?

She'd seek out the bloodiest, goriest ones and make me sit with her.

>What would you cook for your daughteru's birthday? Anniversary?

Cake, of course!

>Would your daughteru own a gun? What would be your daughteru's raifu?

She can't legally own a gun, but she seems like she'd be partial to a .22 pistol.

>What board would your daughteru lurk the most?

/v/

>What kind of wedding would you and your daughteru have? Where would you have your wedding?

Instead of wedding her, let's treat this as the day I've been approved to adopt her.

I'd take her out on the town for anything we could possibly want. Ice cream, gory movies, anything and everything. We'd go home tired as hell, but the epic conclusion to the bedtime stories I'd been reading her since the day she moved in with me would be wonderful. Yes, I would have more stories lined up.

>Would your daughteru go hunting? What game would your daughteru hunt? Would you go hunting along with your daughteru?

I suspect it'd end up being a little like this, except she'd be calling for my help instead of just dragging the things back.

>>24253

>If your daughteru was a tree what tree would she be?

Western Redbud.

>>24279

>If your daughteru was a dog what breed would she be?

A Whippet.

>If your daughteru was a cat what breed would she be?

Somali.

What kind of milk would you're waifu drink be?

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

The kind you pick up at some solo mom and pop store in the middle of nowhere that tastes amazing. Cinnamon flavored.

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

After hearing me rant about GNU + Linux and the benefits of free software she'd realize that proprietary software should not exist and should not be used, and use a free distro of GNU + Linux , leading by example so I quit being a hypocrite.

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Green.

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Private.

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

I haven't watched wrestling in ages but I'll go with HHH.

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

I will after I get through this list of books I started putting together yesterday.

>Would you fart around your waifu?

No

>If your waifu was a tree what tree would she be?

Cherry blossoms.

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Not much, maybe minecraft with me every once in a while.

>What music would your waifu listen to?

A bit of everything but less so than me. I doubt she'd care for much pop/music with shitty messages.

>Would your music tastes clash?

Not much, I'm fine with most things, even country provided it isn't cowboy bullshit.I doubt she'd be too into some of the EDM I like.

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Whatever we're in the mood for.

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

I'm extremely pro-gun but unfortunately I'm a pleb that can't identify anything but the most popular of weaponry. If I have my way she'll own a gun.

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

Most of the boards I could see her lurking are the fairly dead ones. Like /poverty/ /ck/ /garden/.

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

I'd like to have it either under the Saigyou Ayakashi in Gensokyo or at a church by the cemetary where all my ancestors are buried. Several of my family members were married there. I actually have a fantasy of having some sort of more official service for us there later in life when I feel comfortable being fairly open about it. Won't happen for years and getting it done, if it ever happens will be a logistical nightmare especially because >churchianity.

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

Of course. Some people look down on hunting but in reality it's the lesser of two evils. Without it too often the animals being hunted will overpopulate and cause far more die off and suffering. Probably deer.

>What kind of milk would you're waifu be?

Strawberry.

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Kix

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Probably Windows XP cuz I was the only one I know who liked it

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Obviously the Purple Ranger with a giant spider zord

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Never, are you kidding? Nah, she probably does it when no one's looking

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

Undertaker or Sting

>>24228

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

You ask as if I have not already done this and it was a jar of jalapenos

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

What if She said forget the pastries and let them burn?

>>24233

>would you take your waifu on a nice picnic

Absolutely! that's the only one I'm answering there.

>>24237

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

Sure

>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

That he's in good shape

>What brand of cereal would you waifu buy?

See question 1.

>Would you fart around your waifu?

yes if only just to troll her

>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

I'd see her watching Tenchi, Gurren Lagaan, and FLCL so, bretty gud

>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your waifu?

No. those are for personal use

My turn.

>If your waifu wanted a pet, what would she get?

>If you found out your waifu had an ex-boyfriend, would he be your mortal enemy?

>What is your waifus favorite band?

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Boo-berry.

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Debian GNU/Linux, she even has the logo on her hat already.

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Private.

>If your waifu was a tree what tree would she be?

A cherry blossom.

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Fighters and STGs.

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Cake.

>Would your waifu own a gun?

Her owning a gun would be very redundant.

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

/ck/

>What kind of milk would you're waifu be?

Strawberry.

>If your waifu wanted a pet, what would she get?

A cat.

>If you found out your waifu had an ex-boyfriend, would he be your mortal enemy?

Depends on who he is.

>What is your waifus favorite band?

The Prismriver Sisters.

>>24303

>What if She said forget the pastries and let them burn?

Best answer to that question I've seen so far

>>24290

Milk mixed with something to knock me out

>If your waifu wanted a pet, what would she get?

Something strong to protect her while I may be unable to

>If you found out your waifu had an ex-boyfriend, would he be your mortal enemy?

Yes Yes Yes

>yes

yes

yes

>What is your waifus favorite band?

If only I knew

>>24306

I'm now imagining Yuyuko explaining Debian to Youmu. It's adorable.

>What would the most awkward thing for her to cry out during sex?

>What would the most awkward thing for you to cry out during sex?

>>24361

>What would the most awkward thing for her to cry out during sex?

You're not looking at me enough!

But thats a massive

>implying

>What would the most awkward thing for you to cry out during sex?

RATTLE ME BONES

Missed some questions, and I might as well answer my own.

>If your waifu wanted a pet, what would she get?

A tarantula named Magenta

>If you found out your waifu had an ex-boyfriend, would he be your mortal enemy?

Probably, unless he was a bro and in another relationship, no longer pursuing her. Juri x Cody and Juri x Adon everywhere makes me feel very sexually threatened

>What is your waifus favorite band?

Powerman5000

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Fightan games, of course. she uses my arcade stick with her feet

>What music would your waifu listen to?

See above, PM5K is sort of industrial rock, if you're looking for a genre. She also likes pop.

>Would your music tastes clash?

Not too often, though pop isn't my thing.

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

She actually likes watching nature documentaries, mostly about spiders and other aracnids. She and I both also loved American Horror Story.

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

She's quite fond of the Paranormal Activity series. mfw she grips my hand tightly, trying to hide her fear

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Absolutely! not like she's gonna do it, she can't cook for shit

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

Her feet are her guns.

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

/v/, probably the fightan general

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

Marriage really isn't her thing, so something simple probably. Something we could do in our own backyard.

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

She and I hunt shoto's on a daily basis! a little joke for the SF fans, there

>>24361

>What would the most awkward thing for her to cry out during sex?

"Use your feet"

>What would the most awkward thing for you to cry out during sex?

"How'a bout I break your pelvis with my dick, bitch!" she likes the dirty talk..

>>24402

>Which heavy metal subgenre is your husbando?

Technical Death Metal

>Post an avant-garde instrumental song that describes your Husbando. Hard mode: No GSY!BE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swpKWtdC-ws

I dunno if any of the music I like is avant-garde but ether way I can't think of any noise songs that fit him so I'm just going with Aphex Twin

>>24303

>If your waifu husbando wanted a pet, what would he get?

I was going to say a dog at first, but he'd probably want to make sure it was a pet he could take the best care of possible even when he has to leave so often to defend the world and all, so a goldfish.

>>24252

>What videogames would your husbando play?

Beat em ups and nintendo games in general.

>What music would your husbando listen to?

Probably dad rock.

>Would your music tastes clash?

Most likely.

>What TV shows would you and your husbando watch?

History shows.

>What would you cook for your husbando's birthday? Anniversary?

Yes! Anything he wanted. I just hope he'd spit it out if it's gross, but I kind of having the feeling he'd try to eat it anyway.

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Windows XP

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Green

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

In secret

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

Kane!

>>24219

>What's the most unusual cost you'd have to factor into your life if your waifu went 3D and moved in with you?

Getting her equipment probably, also hopefully no accidental transformations on her part, that would be bad.

>If you and your waifu decided to go on an adventure, how would you two most likely end up traveling?

Either by road or via airplane, I have been fantasizing about her carrying me in her titan form but I don't think that would be a good idea.

>What's your waifu's favorite shanty?

I don't think she has one

>If you joined the military, how would your waifu react? How would she react if/when you came back?

She probably wouldn't let me, or join with me.

Would be happy to see me safe, but also slap me for making such a dangerous decision.

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Fighting, Shooters and RPGs

>What music would your waifu listen to?

I would say metal

>Would your music tastes clash?

Not really, I'm really open when it comes to music, I'd probably introduce her to bands/artists she might like.

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

Stuff like GoT, walking dead, which I myself havent seen but I would with her, she seems like she would enjoy those types of shows.

What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

Psychological horror movies, maybe some body horror too because why not.

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Anything she wants.

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

Maybe, anything Russian!

>What board would your waifu lurk the most? /x/

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

Nothing too big, unless she wants a big fancy wedding of course.

I would let her choose, but I would say outdoors, next to a beautiful forest.

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

Yes. Deer hunting for food, I would, looks like fun.

Questions

>Would you rather live in your waifu's universe or have her live with you in this universe?

>How would you spend valentine's day together?

>What would be your waifu's favorite song?

If you and your waifu were the stars of a sitcom, what would it be called?

>>24716

All Wrapped Up

>>24716

Mojo & Friend

>>24716

"Define crazy"

"How I met my Yandere"

>>24716

" Tag Out!"

This might actually be a good title for a doujin

Would you go back in time to commission a famous renaissance artist to paint your waifu?

>>25277

Given the chance, fuck yes. Though I'm not sure how that would go…

Hey Leo, wanna make this picture for me? He responds in shock at the magical device displaying artwork "What sorcery is this??!"

it's my phone dude.

i'm aya guy btw

>>25292

Ayaya?

Not even the Karen-guyu. I just couldn't resist

>If your husbando was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

I unno, stale lucky charms?

>If your husbando was a computer OS then which one would she be?

windows vista

>If you and your husbando were the stars of a sitcom, what would it be called?

Two losers complain about japanese bikes: the TV show!

It wouldn't last more than 2 episodes.

>how good is your husbando's taste in anime

Pretty damn good.

>Would you flood a board with images of your waifu? I flooded halfchan's cm and got both threads janitor'd.

>What would be your husbando's favorite song?

Canonically, I think it's Yazawa's I love you ok, but he also likes Yokohama Ginbae, sqo I'd hope he likes Saturday Night Highway Dance by them. it's about highway cruising with your pals and stuff, I think.

>tfw you will never go biking around aimlessly at 1 am with your husbando just doing whatever, just the 2 of you

>feels bad man

>>25297

i didnt know we had a karen guy. thats great news karen is 2nd best character no offence to karen-guy

>>25292

Would you make her say Ayayai

>>25291

>>What would the most awkward thing for her to cry out during sex?

>Yoko!!!

>If your waifu had a stand, which one would it be?

>>25411

「ＭＯＪＯ ＪＯＪＯ」

Would you come home one day. Say "Fuck you. I love you" to waifu?

>>25414

I'm gonna say Cream, since it lets her hide in her own little antisocial death bubble.

>>25411

If she had a stand it would most likely be Echoes.

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

She probably wouldn't

>What music would your waifu listen to?

Something classical I guess?

>Would your music tastes clash?

I'm not that much of a musical person

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

I don't watch any to begin with

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

She could make a situation that would make any horror movie look no better than a Disney movie

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

People

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

No

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

/x/

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

A western style wedding in a place far from human civilization. Perhaps inside of her gaps

>Would your waifu go hunting?

OY VEY!

Nice knowing you guys

>>24259

>Would you fuck her with a fox?

see pic

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Metal Gear

>What music would your waifu listen to?

Probably something calming, mostly instrumental stuff

>Would your music tastes clash?

Nope, i'm fine with most types of music besides really harsh metal stuff

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

Not sure, i don't watch that much TV anymore but i used to watch a lot of educational stuff, and SciFi stuff. I hope she would enjoy watching old episodes of Stargate with me

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

Bad ones, they're fun to laugh at with other people, I have a copy of Things laying around that i've never watched because i don't have anyone to watch it with and wont until i go home for a visit in a few months

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

It depends on what she wanted, her favorite food is eggs so it would probably have some in there.

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

Probably not, I think she would be afraid of guns probably, though i would insist on keeping the 12 gauge my grandpa made me for self protection

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

not sure about 8chan boards since this is really the only one i use, but on 4 she would probably browse /ck/, maybe /an/ to look at cute things

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

I'm not sure what kind she would want, my first thought goes to her wanting the full traditional fairytale church wedding with the white dress and all of her family, but she's also a bit of a free spirit type, I could see her loving the idea of eloping in Vegas just as much since it then end it is just a piece of paper.

I would like a modest one, something nice with close family and friends, and then a nice honeymoon to a hotel with a view since we probably would never leave it

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

I don't think she would be much of a hunter, and while I like to eat meat and understand why people do like to hunt, i'm not much of one myself

I would rather go camping somewhere remote by a lake somewhere and go fishing with her or something. I like fishing, and watching her be grossed out with cleaning the fish would be a lot more cute than watching her be sad because we shot Bambi

>>25411

>>If your husbando had a stand, which one would it be?

Star Platinum

>>24252

>What board would your husbando lurk the most?

Believe it or not, most likely /k/.

After that probably /vr/.

>Would you rather live in your husbando's universe or have him live with you in this universe?

His without question.

>>24716

>If you and your husbando were the stars of a sitcom, what would it be called?

No Punching Below the Belt

>What would be your waifu/husbandos favorite flavor of Goldfish crackers?

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your waifu/husbando?

>Would you play football with your waifu/husbando?

>>24242

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

It would be dank.

>>24716

Respect the Robot.

>>25484

>Would you play football with your waifu?

But I am terrible at sports. Decent at soccer though.

Da questions

>The main antagonist from the last video game you played is now going fight your waifu, how fucked is she?

>What would you do if your waifu is part robot? Actual cyborgs, robots, singing software, and magical dolls need not apply.

>Can you beat your waifu in arm wresting?

>How would your waifu react to your baby pictures?

>>25484

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your waifu/husbando?

She would, she always gets up early

>Would you play football with your waifu/husbando?

She hates sports so probably no

>>25515

>The main antagonist from the last video game you played is now going fight your waifu, how fucked is she?

Very. 2nd pic related

>What would you do if your waifu is part robot? Actual cyborgs, robots, singing software, and magical dolls need not apply?

Nothing

>Can you beat your waifu in arm wresting?

Easily

>How would your waifu react to your baby pictures?

She would think I was kawaii as fuck

>>25415

Wot

Questions:

If your waifu was one of the 7 deadly sins which one would she be?

If your waifu got herpes would you still kiss her?

If you were a serial killer like dexter and she found out, how would she react?

>What videogames would your waifu play?

She likely wouldn't play but watch.

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your waifu/husbando?

Me.I always get up pretty early.

>Would you play football with your waifu/husbando?

I hate sports and I dont think she like to either.

>The main antagonist from the last video game you played is now going fight your waifu, how fucked is she?

I think she could beat Gwyn if she stayed in the air.

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

Yes.

Going to have to pick and choose here, some of these questions I don't know enough about to answer.

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Lucky Charms because of the sugar and the symbols in the marshmallows

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

One of the latest Mac OSs, but boot camped to run windows as well.

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Probably in secret, but she'd more than likely fiercely deny it.

>>24221

>If your waifu was in a fighting game (assuming she isn't already) what would be her theme music?

Probably something similar to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiUC4aXtC3Y The title would be inaccurate though

>>24237

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

If she'd trust me to, then yes, thankfully they have computer programs for that.

>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

Good, but probably limited? They'd probably mostly be mysteries or shows involving detectives. Top two I think she'd be into would be Detective Conan and Monster.

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Grand strategy games, RTS, and probably Visual Novels.

>What music would your waifu listen to?

Classical, specifically Waltzes I think. If she were into weeb stuff, then she'd probably secretly listen to various pop idols. She'd sing along in the shower or bath

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

I don't watch too much TV, but she'd probably get hooked on National Geographic or old History Channel specials/documentaries.

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

Probably not slashers, but more super natural oriented stuff. [spoiler]Even then she'd probably figure out the ends before me[/spoilers]

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Hardest question here, since I've got very little cooking experience. Birthday would probably be high quality steak or something similar. Same would apply for anniversary. Knowing her though, the real important meal would be dessert. Chocolate Mousse, Red Velvet cake, macaroons, a fondue fountain, etc. would surely please her.

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

Yes, but probably if I owned one as well. She's read enough books about them to know how to operate most guns from the 1920's backwards, she just lacks the experience. I think she'd like a Walther PPK. Concealable, not too heavy or big for her, and the implications of the PPK fit her perfectly.

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

/lit/ but I doubt she'd lurk for long before criticizing people's taste.

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

Something traditional, but kind of extravagant. Not like renting out a venue or anything, we'd probably get married in a Cathedral or a Castle even, something with a Gothic feeling.

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

Probably not, unless it was hunting for suspects that is.

>>24710

>Would you rather live in your waifu's universe or have her live with you in this universe?

Hers, since I like the time period and it's an alternate timeline to our own, so I'd like to see the differences.

>>24716

Living in the Library

>>25484

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your waifu/husbando?

I honestly don't know the question to this one. I want to say her, because she probably wants to get an early start on her reading/activities, but at the same time I can see her being lazy and sleeping in some days.

Some new ones:

>What club would your waifu be a part of in highschool?

>If they'd eat fast food, what would be their favorite combo meal?

>You and you're waifu are now the leaders of a notorious gang. What is the name of your gang and what type of crime do you specialize in?

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Diablo, Hexen, Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls

>What music would your waifu listen to?

>Would your music tastes clash?

I honestly couldn't tell you…

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

Mr. Show

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

The Evil Dead

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Red velvet cake

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

She wouldn't, but I'd have a SKS or Dragunov.

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

/h/, /e/, /u/ and /y/, but she'd never tell anyone

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

I… haven't thought about that, really. It tenses me up just thinking about it.

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

Probably not, at least not for sport. She's nice like that. I wouldn't want to go anyway.

What would your waifus breast milk be like / taste like?

Would you drink it?

What else would you do with it?

>>26313

>what else would you do with it

>>26313

>what else would you do with it

Would your waifu make you a homemade lunchable?

>>26317

That'd be so cute!

so yes i think. I could saee her doing that on a whim.

>>26313

m..muh fetish

I would drink it of course and I could see it tasting extremely sweet

>>26317

Nope, she'd make her shikigami do it for her. Hopefully she wont make Ran put human meat in it although knowing her she probably would.

>>24716

Living with grandma

>>25277

She probably already has one. As she has been around for over 1200 years now

>>26022

>What club would your waifu be a part of in highschool?

The club where all the /x/fags go. She was already in such a thing as Maribel.

>If they'd eat fast food, what would be their favorite combo meal?

All of the people who work there

>You and you're waifu are now the leaders of a notorious gang. What is the name of your gang and what type of crime do you specialize in?

It already exists, it's called the Illuminati. Except that I'm not part of it.

>>25515

>The main antagonist from the last video game you played is now going fight your waifu, how fucked is she?

The last non Touhou game that I played was Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Chiru so that means that Yukari would have to fight against Lady Bernkastel. Two characters who could make Cthulhu cry and Goku be frightened are fighting.

Better bring the popcorn before multiverses start exploding as they fight.

>Can you beat your waifu in arm wresting?

Never. Even if I win she could warp reality so that I really lost.

>How would your waifu react to your baby pictures?

She probably already saw the real thing.

>>25572

>If your waifu was one of the 7 deadly sins which one would she be?

All of them except for envy

>If your waifu got herpes would you still kiss her?

Don't think she could get them

>If you were a serial killer like dexter and she found out, how would she react?

She'd be happy for me but she'd start asking me to save the bodies for her. Not like I could hide such a thing from her. Her eyes are everywhere after all.

Thought of a few questions

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

>If your waifu was in DnD (actually in the game not playing it) what would she be? (Class, race, alignment etc…)

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

>You summoned your waifu as a servant for the holy grail war in TypeMoon. What would her powers and Noble Phantasm be? What type of servant would she be? Would you win? What would you and your waifu wish for if so?

>DIO killed your waifu, how loud do you shout his name?

>Are you sick of these questions?

>>25572

>If your waifu was one of the 7 deadly sins which one would she be?

The default Miku none. Mine has all of them (though not to a terrible extent).

>If your waifu got herpes would you still kiss her?

I would. I wouldn't need to kiss anyone else so it wouldn't matter. She can't get herpes anyway (android).

>If you were a serial killer like dexter and she found out, how would she react?

She would probably be really scared of me and run away.

>>26022

>If they'd eat fast food, what would be their favorite combo meal?

yoshinoya beef bowl with extra extra green onions.

>>26317

>Would your waifu make you a homemade lunchable?

Its a stupid enough idea that she might do it.

>>26324

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

be a narcissist

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

join the marines.

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

That I will become a vocaloid program just like her and have freewill and physical being.

New questions

>What would her parents think of you?

>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

>What would her custom pizza toppings be?

>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

Finally got around to doing some of these.

>>26324

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

>If your waifu was in DnD (actually in the game not playing it) what would she be? (Class, race, alignment etc…)

Human,Rogue,Neutral Good

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

I have yet to reach my limit

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

If she promised that she could save Remus, and keep her safe here, I'd offer my very own life

>Are you sick of these questions?

Just started, so not yet.

>>26325

>What would her parents think of you?

…

>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

It would be the most awkward thing, and we'd both lose.

>What would her custom pizza toppings be?

Drugs

>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

Waifu, always go with waifu

More questions

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

>Which waifusbros on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

>Would you go ass to mouth?

>If all of the waifus/husbandos/daughterus were aboard some sort of space vessel like in Star Trek, exploring the infinite cosmos, what role would she play aboard the ship?

>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

>>26325

>What would her parents think of you?

She has no family

>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

If she's serious I lose because nigh omnipotence but if she isn't serious I still lose.

>What would her custom pizza toppings be?

Human

>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

Near omniscience via her eyes means that it doesn't really matter. Bye Kikeland

>>26326

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

All of the 2hus and despite all of that drama Rika even though she isn't here anymore.

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

Yes

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

Umineko the movie. Umineko has one of the most dank soundtracks I've ever heard so I guess I'd be staying with it.

>Would you go ass to mouth?

Nah

>If all of the waifus/husbandos/daughterus were aboard some sort of space vessel like in Star Trek, exploring the infinite cosmos, what role would she play aboard the ship?

Q

>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

None existent, no suffering at all

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

oy vey

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

Impossible

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Black. I was retarded and overthought this question the first time

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

Barrett XM500

>Would you fart around your waifu?

I'd hold it in until I spontaneously combusted

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your waifu/husbando?

Me, but she'd groggily cling to my chest like a monkey and I'd have to carry her downstairs like that

>If your waifu was one of the 7 deadly sins which one would she be?

Sloth, just like me

>If you were a serial killer like dexter and she found out, how would she react?

Some morbid part of me wants to say she'd offer to help, but I think it's more likely she'd panic and run

>What club would your waifu be a part of in highschool?

None

>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

We'd be crushed by a typhoon of cringe

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

I could never do that to her

>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

моя жена

>>26022

>What club would your husbando be a part of in highschool?

Student Council, School Newspaper, Track, Yearbook.

>>26317

>Would your husbando make you a homemade lunchable?

Sure, don't see why he wouldn't.

>>26324

>You wake up one morning and you are your husbando. What do you do?

UNITE UP

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for him?

Anything!

>You summoned your husbando as a servant for the holy grail war in TypeMoon. What would his powers and Noble Phantasm be? What type of servant would he be? Would you win? What would you and your husbando wish for if so?

I'm not sure on the class, still pretty new to Fate. His attacks would have a fire element, and he'd use gauntlets/fists obviously. His Noble Phantasm would be a Reality Marble similar to F/Z Rider's Ionioi Hetairo. Summoning up a army of Wonderful Ones/his friends.

We'd both wish for the protection of Earth if we won. I'd like to think we could win if we worked our hardest.

>DIO killed your husbando, how loud do you shout his name?

At the top of my lungs before being crushed by the steam roller.

>Are you sick of these questions?

Nope!

>>26324

>>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

Take a shower?

>>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

Fall in love with her

>>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

A left nut?

>>DIO killed your waifu, how loud do you shout his name?

Think of Kirk yelling Khan, except 10 times louder

>>26325

>>What would her parents think of you?

Who her adoptive parents or her biological parents? I guess they both would like me

>>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

My waifu probably, she's way more musically talented than I am. Even if it is degenerate nigger music

>>What would her custom pizza toppings be?

Ramen

>>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

Not the biggest fan of my country at the moment, and the Russians might actually help if SHTF right now, so my waifu.

>>26326

>>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Of course all the idols.

>>Which waifusbros on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

The guys who waifud other waifus

>>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

Not well at all to be honest.

>>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

Hopefully a spaghetti western taking place in Japan, maybe it'd be called a Ramen Western? Anyways, the soundtrack would be a score by Ennio Morricone

>>Would you go ass to mouth?

No, that's the cardinal rule dude.

>>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

1

>>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

Not that well, she has waist long hair, and I don't look so great in long hair.

>>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

10 times over.

>>26328

>>What would your waifu do if she catches you smoking weed with some stoners?

I don't 420 blaze it up fgts, anymore. Shit's expensive yo

>>What woudl your waifu do if she catches you fapping to a loli picture of her?

I don't fap to pictures of her

>>What would your waifu do if you won the euro-millions lottery?

I guess be happy? She's already well off

>>26333

>>Would your waifu and touch your sweaty body after a workout in the summer heat?

She'd be mirin dem gains brah

>>Would your waifu cycle behind you on a marathon shouting at you "run motherfucker! you ain't no bitch! thinking of giving up? When did you sprout a vagina!" and then when you can't run anymore and past out wakes you up with a kiss?

She's far too nice to do that

>>Would your waifu spot you on the bench and even though its clearly over your max, lift it with you and be like "its all you, Its all you!"

I wouldn't have her spot me, she's not that strong.

Haven't popped in here in awhile, time for some questions. (I will pick and choose them, since I'm not sure I understand some of them)

>>26324

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

Assuming this is a body-swap scenario, I'd have sex with her in my body

>If your waifu was in DnD (actually in the game not playing it) what would she be? (Class, race, alignment etc…)

Chaotic neutral Drow Pyrokenetic

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

Seeing as I'd do anything for her, and I mean literally ANYTHING, just think of the craziest thing you can think of. I'll do it.

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

Man, I don't even know, I'd give up anything to be with her. Everything I own, my ability to draw, Hell, I'd even give the life of one of my pets.

>DIO killed your waifu, how loud do you shout his name?

Fuck shouting his name, I'd kill him or die trying.

>>26325

>What would her parents think of you?

They're dead

>Who would win in a rap battle? you or your waifu?

Sheeit, I would. I gots dem mad rhymes.

>What would her custom pizza toppings be?

Ghost chili peppers

>If you found out that your waifu is actually a russian spy spying on your home country. Would you choose your waifu or your country?

My waifu, of course.

>>26326

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Definitely Yuno and Raven, they seem like they'd have a lot in common personality wise. I could also see her being that pushy friend for Tomoko and Konata that tries to get them to do things they dont necessarily want to do. Maybe Patchouli and Remus too, though I don't know much about their source material sorry guys I'm not sure about Miku though, their personalities may clash. and if your waifu isn't mentioned, I probably have even less of a knowledge of their source material. sorry again.

>Which waifusbros on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

I'm sure she'd get along with all of you guys, I'm just not sure it would stay that way with her tendency to be sort of a bitch

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

She'd run that shit. She likes the combat and chaos.

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

A kung fu romantic comedy, think Bloodsport mixed with 10 Things I Hate About You. With Powerman 5000 on the soundtrack.

>Would you go ass to mouth?

Implying I haven't She's a bit of a freak

>If all of the waifus/husbandos/daughterus were aboard some sort of space vessel like in Star Trek, exploring the infinite cosmos, what role would she play aboard the ship?

She'd be first in line to board attacking ships.

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

I don't think I could handle doing her head drills every morning…

>>26328

>What would your waifu do if she catches you smoking weed with some stoners?

She'd sit down and smoke with us. The high might help with occasional irritation because of her eye.

>What woudl your waifu do if she catches you fapping to a loli picture of her?

Probably help out

>What would your waifu do if you won the euro-millions lottery?

I'm not sure, she really doesn't care about money.

>>26333

>Would your waifu and touch your sweaty body after a workout in the summer heat?

Absolutely I have also been known to give her sweaty body a massage after a workout

>Would your waifu cycle behind you on a marathon shouting at you "run motherfucker! you ain't no bitch! thinking of giving up? When did you sprout a vagina!" and then when you can't run anymore and past out wakes you up with a kiss?

Oh yes, she's always pushing me to do more.

>Would your waifu spot you on the bench and even though its clearly over your max, lift it with you and be like "its all you, Its all you!"

I hope not, I'm pretty sure I have more upper body strength than she does

>>26351

waifu'd other idols*

I don't know anymore.

>>26324

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

Grab boob … damn it

>If your waifu was in DnD (actually in the game not playing it) what would she be? (Class, race, alignment etc…)

Human, ranger, lawfull good

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

End up in an asylum

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

Everything that i own probably

>DIO killed your waifu, how loud do you shout his name?

Very and dedicate my life to kill him

>Are you sick of these questions?

keep'em coming

>>26326

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Karen obviously and the other "normal" waifus

>Which waifusbros on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Everyone you're all cool people

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

Not well at all

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

Romantic movie. Dont know about soundtrack

>Would you go ass to mouth?

Of course

>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

1

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

Terrible for me not so much for her i have long silky hair

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

Yes

Whats up with 8chan took me 10 attempts to post

>>26326

>>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

>>26022

>What club would your waifu be a part of in highschool?

Dojo mofo

>If they'd eat fast food, what would be their favorite combo meal?

Anything with a glass of water

>You and you're waifu are now the leaders of a notorious gang. What is the name of your gang and what type of crime do you specialize in?

The I.L.Y.s and we'd specialize in crimes of passion

>You wake up one morning and you are your waifu. What do you do?

Immediate tears followed by light headedness and lots of cuddles and "I love you"s "Finally"s and "Im so happy"s

>What's the craziest thing that you'd do for her?

>Asking me this question

>pic related

>If my waifu would appear in front of you and tells you that she'd make yours real, send you to your waifu's

world or some other way that you'd be together happily at a price. What would this fitting price be?

Almost anything

>DIO killed your waifu, how loud do you shout his name?

Loud enough that it reaches resonance frequency with his body and he slowly vibrates apart

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Not a clue in the slightest

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

I'm confident in her abilities

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

It would be like the matrix. But instead of aliens and a computer simulation run to get energy from humans it would be a computer simulation crossing universes and we find a way to bring her here. And The Money Store obviously She's in my area

>Would you go ass to mouth?

Not even a challenging question. Yes

>If all of the waifus/husbandos/daughterus were aboard some sort of space vessel like in Star Trek, exploring the infinite cosmos, what role would she play aboard the ship?

Defence

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

Thats aight

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

Oh god no

Okay I've got a few

>If your waifu were a jojo which jojo would she be?

>You're waifu has been kidnapped by ninjas are you a bad enough dude to rescue her?

>Would you rip and tear out demons guts with your waifu?

>Would you convert your waifu into a christian and life a christian lifestyle?

>Would you remove kebab with your waifu?

>Would you let your waifu beat you up if she wanted to get rid of stress?

>Would you watch Space Jam with your waifu?

>What trading card game would your waifu play? And would you play it with her?

>If your waifu was into yiffing would you do it with her?

>>26403

>If your waifu were a jojo which jojo would she be?

Valentine and DIO combined

>You're waifu has been kidnapped by ninjas are you a bad enough dude to rescue her?

She wouldn't need me

>Would you rip and tear out demons guts with your waifu?

She is one

>Would you convert your waifu into a christian and life a christian lifestyle?

Impossible. I'm a kike anyways

>Would you remove kebab with your waifu?

Only if she wants

>Would you let your waifu beat you up if she wanted to get rid of stress?

Ran exists for that

>If your waifu was into yiffing would you do it with her?

She probably is.

>>26403

>>You're waifu has been kidnapped by ninjas are you a bad enough dude to rescue her?

I'm as bad as the powerglove, or the acting in that movie.

>>Would you rip and tear out demons guts with your waifu?

Doom 4 is going to be shit, so no

>>Would you convert your waifu into a christian and life a christian lifestyle?

Don't believe in God, but I'd live a lifestyle close to it

>>Would you remove kebab with your waifu?

I'd remove kebab regardless

>>Would you let your waifu beat you up if she wanted to get rid of stress?

She wouldn't beat me up, she wouldn't hurt anyone

>>Would you watch Space Jam with your waifu?

Obviously

>>If your waifu was into yiffing would you do it with her?

She's no degenerate.

>If your waifu were a jojo which jojo would she be?

Pic related

>You're waifu has been kidnapped by ninjas are you a bad enough dude to rescue her?

Yes

>Would you rip and tear out demons guts with your waifu?

youmutakeshusbandoevilyokaihunting.webm

>Would you convert your waifu into a christian and life a christian lifestyle?

No.

>Would you remove kebab with your waifu?

Yes.

>Would you let your waifu beat you up if she wanted to get rid of stress?

O-only if she's fairly gentle, I don't want any injuries, she's 2stronk for me.

>Would you watch Space Jam with your waifu?

All day erry day showing her the favorite things from my childhood.

>What trading card game would your waifu play? And would you play it with her?

Magic, I've not a clue to play it but it looks fun.

>Which waifus on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

Yuyuko, Marisa, Patchy, for non 2hu wives I could see her getting along with Lily and Holo. Hard to say really, you make friends you wouldn't think you'd get along with.

>Which waifusbros on this board would your waifu probably hang out with?

I might hang out with some of the other 2hubros. I don't really do any of the extra /mai/ stuff outside the board so not entirely sure.

>How well would your waifu survive all alone in the ruins of Detroit?

It'd be more of a trash heap than it already is when she's done with it.

>If you and your waifu were to star in a movie together, what would it be about? What album would you choose for the soundtrack?

It'd be about a cute couple that end up going innawoods and find bliss. For the soundtrack we could use an assortment of classical country songs alongside piano music.

>If all of the waifus/husbandos/daughterus were aboard some sort of space vessel like in Star Trek, exploring the infinite cosmos, what role would she play aboard the ship?

Cook.

>On a scale of 1 to Madoka, how much is being your waifu suffering?

0, she seems pretty happy bar occasionally getting slightly annoyed with some of Yuyuko's shenanigans.

>How would things go if you and your waifu switched hairstyles for a week?

Depending on which it could be really cute.

>Would you marathon your waifus series together?

I'd play touhou with her, would be amusing to see if her skills transfer.

>While toki wo tomare DIO punches a huge hole through your chest. What are your last words to your waifu who was standing close to where you landed?

>DIO stole your waifu's first kiss, what do you do?

>You are going to propose to your waifu (a ring and everything). DIO sees you holding the ring and tells you that it's MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA. what do you reply to him?

>Your waifu was actually DIO, how do you react?

>You were actually DIO, how does she react?

>Would you let RaptorJesusDIO walk the dinosaur within 100 meters from your waifu?

>DIO turned your waifu into a vampire, what do you do?

>DIO shouts WRYYYYY in the general direction of your waifu, there is a bomb planted in your chest that will explode if you worry to much. What do you think of to prevent the bomb from exploding?

[Question hijacked by DIO]

>Some time traveling psychopath who can blow people up has killed your waifu. DIO will give you STANDO PAWAH to fight on terms with the murderer but only if you swear to serve DIO for the next 15.9586904646 mintutes. Will you do it?

>You're actually DIO and your waifu is actually DIO, how do you react?

>You are your waifu, DIO is the real you and your waifu was really DIO, what's the square root of 361?

>>26417

>While toki wo tomare DIO punches a huge hole through your chest. What are your last words to your waifu who was standing close to where you landed?

"Fucking run, he can stop time - oh, and I love you and shit"

>DIO stole your waifu's first kiss, what do you do?

Go on a self-destructive quest to kill him of course

>You are going to propose to your waifu (a ring and everything). DIO sees you holding the ring and tells you that it's MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA. what do you reply to him?

"How do you mean?"

>Your waifu was actually DIO, how do you react?

Scream

>You were actually DIO, how does she react?

Scream

>Would you let RaptorJesusDIO walk the dinosaur within 100 meters from your waifu?

Yes, we're all dinosaurs on the inside

>DIO turned your waifu into a vampire, what do you do?

Be taken aback by her sudden change in art style, but ask her to vampirize me captain

>DIO shouts WRYYYYY in the general direction of your waifu, there is a bomb planted in your chest that will explode if you worry to much. What do you think of to prevent the bomb from exploding?

Oddly enough I'd just think of her face, it calms me in any circumstance

>Some time traveling psychopath who can blow people up has killed your waifu. DIO will give you STANDO PAWAH to fight on terms with the murderer but only if you swear to serve DIO for the next 15.9586904646 mintutes. Will you do it?

At that point my hatred for Kira would outweigh my hatred for DIO, so yessir

>You're actually DIO and your waifu is actually DIO, how do you react?

EarthwormJim2Ending.mp4

>You are your waifu, DIO is the real you and your waifu was really DIO, what's the square root of 361?

Fuck it, I'm done

>>26420

>that's bullshit he can't do that

Vanilla Ice

>>26417

>While toki wo tomare DIO punches a huge hole through your chest. What are your last words to your wafiu who was standing close to where you landed.

He can stop time run!

>DIO stole your waifu's first kiss, what do you do?

Call out his name and beat the shit out of him

>Your waifu was actually DIO, how do you react

Become a gay priest

>You were actually DIO how does she react?

She probably freak out about it.

>Would you let RaptorJesusDIO walk the dinosaur within 100 meters from your waifu?

No I wouldn't

>DIO turned your waifu into a vampire what do you do?

become a vampire myself

>DIO shouts WRYYYYY in the general direction of your waifu, theres a bomb planted in your chest that will explode if you worry to much. What do you think of to prevent the bomb from exploding?

Yell WRYYYYY louder see what happens

>Some time traveling psychopath who can blow people up has killed your waifu. DIO will give you STANDO PAWAH to fight with the murderer but only if you swear to serve DIO for the nex 15.95869044646 mintues. Will you do it?

Yes I would

>You're actually DIO and your waifu is actually DIO, how do you react?

Use ZA WARUDO and run from DIO

>You are your waifu, DIO is the real you and your waifu was really DIO, what's the square root of 361?

Firstly DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Secondly 19

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

I'm pretty sure she'd be toast rather than breakfast cereal, since she loves bread a lot.

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Win7 Ult

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Red, naturally~

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Probably picks it in secret.

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

God knows who. Probably anyone that likes bread.

>>24221

>If your waifu was in a fighting game (assuming she isn't already) what would be her theme music?

link related

https://soundcloud.com/rebellioustroll-revo/logic-agent-ft-kasane-teto

>>24228

>Would you fuck your waifu as a clown

Who'd be the clown, me or her?

>Would you fuck your waifu with a microphone recording it then use her moans as a sample for a speedcore song titled "I fuck my waifu at 999BPM"

That'd be gold. seeing as she already sings.

>Would you reenact a lewd version of the plane scene with your waifu

W-was being lewd part of your plan?

>Would you dip your waifu in the laundry basket and fuck her hips while they are hanging out the side and she cant get out

yiss

>Would you go to work and get a text from your waifu asking to get milk on your way back and then when you do she says that it was for milkshakes for the two of you to enjoy but on the way you spill the milk in the car so you have to go back and get more milk and you get home late with the milk and she looks somewhat disspointed but she insists you have milkshakes together then you wake up in the basement tied up because she was suddenly yan and saw white on your pants from when you spilled the milk previously and then she hands you another milkshake that was made in an onahole to jerk you off with as she enjoyed it when it came out the other end

Wat.

>If you caught your waifu picking her nose would you pick it off her finger and start fingering her butthole promptly leading to anal sex as you try to retrieve the booger with the head of your penis

Again what

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

D-do I get to feed her pickles while we lewd it up?

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

Make it French bread and it's a deal.

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your waifu

If it's about French bread, yes.

>Would you make love to your waifu on top of a daki of her

I-it'd be hard to clean a daki.

>would you get inside that daki and stick your dick though a whole in it to fuck her that way

2expensive

>>24233

>more

welp

>1

Prolly not. I'd be too busy comforting her from the thunders.

>2

L-lewd but yes.

>3

Probably.

>4

If she's into that, yes.

>5

wat

>6

Wat

>7

It'd be hard to resist and I'll probably end up holding her hand

>8

pls, I'm not that much of a quickshot.

>9

What

>10

Yes. I'll bring her to a nice, shaded place and bring only the most high-quality French bread!

>If you take that mask off your waifu would she die?

>>26941

It'd be extremely painful

>>24228

- Me being the clown or her? Yes.

- No, I can't into music and I don't want to share that.

- What plane scene.

- Absolutely.

- This isn't really a question. I don't think. I don't know.

- NoOOooooooooooooo o. o

- No that's weird

- No.

- HAHAHA nah.

- Uhhhhhh no.

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Shit, uh…. French Toast Crunch. Sweet, golden, mouth watering, and comes in a red box. Just like her.

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Not microshit or appleshit. I'm glad Steve Jobs got ass cancer. I hope Bill Gates gets it too. So whatever the nerds say is best that's not either of those I guess

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

RED!

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

Never at all. Where as I'm just so cool I don't give a shit. Unless there's no sink around. I won't pick it if I can't wash it afterwards. I'm a barabarian, not a monkey.

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

I don't do WWE cause it's fake. I also don't get around to seeing much of the MMA stuff as much as I love it. Kimbo Slice, and Dada 5000 are all I'm really update with and familiar on. I know more, but enough of others to talk about them.

>>24219

>What's the most unusual cost you'd have to factor into your life if your waifu went 3D and moved in with you?

Her clothing, her everything. She's an emperor after all. Good thing she's no slouch and could get that art career going and doesn't need me to shower her in gold. Just other things.

>If you and your waifu decided to go on an adventure, how would you two most likely end up traveling?

Chariot or foot. Since she's Nero and forces herself to be sumoned as Saber instead of Rider with all the crazy bonuses she'd have we'd probably be walking. Or jacking vehicles using her Imperial Privilege. Fuck the police.

>If you joined the military, how would your waifu react? How would she react if/when you came back?

>me

>being brainwashed by uncle sam

good joke m8

I think I'll do more of these later. I love stupid shit like this.

>>31178

>What kind of socks does your waifu wear?

Her trademark long black socks. She wears shorter ones on summer.

>If your waifu was a flower, which one would it be?

Cosmos

>What fast food place would be your waifu's favorite?

Mcdonalds probably

Would your waifu be good at pod racing?

>If your waifu was a line from a Death Grips song, what line would that be?

Shit, I know every lyric… Um, maybe I'll come back to this one.

>>24710

>Would you rather live in your waifu's universe or have her live with you in this universe?

Rulers of the Mooncell/Earth forever and ever.

>How would you spend valentine's day together?

Doing the usual whatever she'd want to I guess.

>What would be your waifu's favorite song?

I don't know.

>>24716

I can't into names don't watch much tv anyway.

>>25277

I suppose if I had the money, but I don't know who I'd ask.

I'm so fucking goddamn bored.

>>24219

>What's the most unusual cost you'd have to factor into your life if your husbando went 3D and moved in with you?

Candles.

>>24233

>Would you take your husbando on a nice picnic?

If he'd be willing to accompany me then of course. I'd actually really like that. Maybe he could bring a book along for if he got bored since I'd want to stick around for awhile and enjoy the fresh air.

>>24252

>What music would your husbando listen to?

I'm not entirely sure. A friend of mine suggested a mixture of classical, rock, and doom metal and while it does suit him the mental imagine of him sitting down and listening to doom metal makes me laugh somewhat.

>Would your music tastes clash?

Not too badly. I'm a huge denpa music faggot but I like other stuff too. I listen to a little bit of everything.

>What horror movies would you and your husbando watch?

We'd probably watch whatever we could get our hands on that looked promising. Lately I've been thinking about how much fun it would be to get comfy and watch all of the Saw movies together. Some of the sequels aren't that great but there's still plenty of suffering to go around. He'd like that.

>>25484

>Who would get out of bed first, you or your husbando?

Definitely him. I see him as being an early riser and me, I like my sleep.

>>26326

>How would things go if you and your husbando switched hairstyles for a week?

Well, it would be interesting. Not sure I could pull off his mullet as well as he does.

>>31178

>What kind of socks does your husbando wear?

I think he'd wear black calve-length ones with sock garters.

Now let me try to come up with a few more questions to keep this thread alive.

Would you rather go roller skating with your waifu/husbando or canoeing?

If your waifu/husbando wanted matching tattoos then what would they be of? Where would you get them?

If your waifu/husbando suddenly decided they wanted to get rid of all electronics, move out into the country and start a farm would you go along with it?

Let's say you have some way to make your waifu/husbando real and they will love you and want to be with you. The only catch is that for the first six months you are together they can only talk like one of the Despicable Me minions. What do you do?

Tell me /mai/ would you make chocolate pudding for your waifu at 4am? If so tell me what is like losing control of your life?

>>38608

>Would you still love your waifu if she had a youtube channel dedicated exclusively to reviewing frozen pizza?

>Would you still love your waifu if she wore prescription socks?

>Would you still love your waifu if she had a gambling addiction?

>Would you still love your waifu if she smelled like the inside of a church?

>Would you still love your waifu if her room-mate was a Rastafarian man that didn't like to wear shirts?

>Would you still love your waifu if she tended to go on long rants about how much she hates late fees?

>>38766

>Would you still love your waifu if she had a youtube channel dedicated exclusively to reviewing frozen pizza?

It'll be a dualcom

>Would you still love your waifu if she wore prescription socks?

Sure man

>Would you still love your waifu if she had a gambling addiction?

Gotta help her through it man

>Would you still love your waifu if she smelled like the inside of a church?

Whats the inside of a church smell like

>Would you still love your waifu if her room-mate was a Rastafarian man that didn't like to wear shirts?

Oops. I accidentally her room-mate before he got to move in. Oh well

>Would you still love your waifu if she tended to go on long rants about how much she hates late fees?

Kek lmao what

oh boy thread revived

>would you use your waifus vagina as a personal coin purse

>Would you and your waifu go out in bad cardboard gundam costumes the night after Halloween still demanding candy

>would you and your waifus take turns sticking pins in eachothers arms

>would you take a picture of your waifu to put on your computer and recreate it in blender poorly

>would you share your passwords with her

>Would you and your waifu create 1:1 scale replicas of each other using legos and do lewd things with them

>would you recreate the scarf magic trick but with your waifus vagina

>>38907

>would you use your waifus vagina as a personal coin purse

no

>Would you and your waifu go out in bad cardboard gundam costumes the night after Halloween still demanding candy

no

>would you and your waifus take turns sticking pins in eachothers arms

no

>would you take a picture of your waifu to put on your computer and recreate it in blender poorly

no

>would you share your passwords with her

maybe

>Would you and your waifu create 1:1 scale replicas of each other using legos and do lewd things with them

yes

>would you recreate the scarf magic trick but with your waifus vagina

maybe

>>39123

>if your waifu had a cellphone and left it with you while she took a shower, would you look through her messages?

Yes. Why would she need a cellphone though? She's everywhere

>your waifu says she wants to try something weird in the bedroom. what do you suggest?

I have some /d/ tier fetishes and considering her powers shits going to get interesting.

>you notice your waifu has been steadily putting on weight because she's been eating a lot of snacks and sweets and hasn't been exercising properly. do you try to get her to start losing weight and getting back in shape? would you let her work it out on her own or would you try to help her with it? if she refused, would you force her?

Let her do whatever she wants. Not like anything could effect her anyways.

>you find out that your waifu has been bullying people online. she spends her time on /cow/ and /baphomet/ and actively harrasses people online. how does this affect your relationship? would you try to convince her to stop, or at least try to get her to stop actively harrassing people?

Actually seems like something she would do. I would join her because I love bullying people myself.

>your waifu drinks the social justice kool-aid and starts pointing out every single thing you do or say that could be considered racist, homophobic, transphobic, colonialist, ageist, classist -- as well as any and all possible things that could be considered microaggressions. if you ever complain, she'll tell you that you're oppressing her. how do you save her?

Wake up.

>you're living happily with your waifu, and one day she tells you that her cousins are coming over for the weekend. come saturday, three tall cuban-looking guys show up and make themselves at home. they're all very loud and smell like homeless people, and don't show any respect for you or your things. when they leave on sunday night, you notice several of your things, expensive or otherwise, are missing. your waifu says that she had a great time and wants to invite them over again sometime next month. how do you respond to all this?

NO FAMILY

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>>38766

>Would you still love your waifu if she smelled like the inside of a church?

You say that as if it's a bad thing. Frankincense and Myrrh smell wonderful.

DIO kidnapped your waifu but a wandering cosmic entity (e.g: Lambdadelta) shows up out of nowhere and gives you a random ability from (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random).

What do?

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

What CAN'T you do with money?!

I could buy up every stand user on the planet!

I could form the greatest empire!

I could bring the sun to Earth!

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambition_Empowerment

I'll be fine.

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Pounding

>tfw master the force in the form of the Wind, by the same way paying respect to both our element.

I shall fight and free her no matter what !

>>39259

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Magic

Time to take after one of the greats. I'll have to work hard to get a death ray working.

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Travel

YES! I could use this to save her before DIO realizes what happened and maybe trap him in another dimension, or even get more graphic with the use of portals to other dimensions to stop him.

>>39274

I would've loved to have that ability as well. Think you could teach me some lightning magic?

>>39259

I'm calling hax if Dio kidnapped her since my waifu has time stopping powers and his ability is technically just the ability to move super fast, instead of actual time stopping that Jotaro has but for arguments sake lets say he drugged her or some other cheap bullshit

>Vaewolf Physiology

>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Vaewolf, a hybrid of a vampire and a werewolf which takes an equal amount of characteristics from each parent species.

DIO is now having to spend a theoretically infinite amount of time trying to kill me, since I'm immortal, which will give her plenty of time to escape and maybe rescue me if I'm lucky

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Thought_Process

So I just outhink DIO?

>>39259

HOW DOES THIS HELP ME AT ALL

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Manipulation

NO MATTER! I WILL FIND A WAY THROUGH HACKING VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS INTO LIFE TO FIGHT FOR ME

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Fire_Waves

Welp.

I don't think this can stand up to ZA WARUDO but I can damn well try.

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Empathy

>Make DIO a sandwich

>Give him the emotion "Stop being a dick and give me Remus back"

Well, what else am I able to do with Food Empathy?

>>39259

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Healing

Well, this sure is a weird coincidence. I wasn't expecting to get one of Kirei's abilities.

Not sure how well I'd do with it. I have a feeling the "corruption" in DIO's soul would be too deeply rooted to be"healed". And for all I knew Kirei could've gone with DIO of his own free will or decided he didn't mind staying because he was interested in witnessing the fear and suffering DIO would bring to others.

For my own sake I'd hope that wasn't the case and I could get him back. Somehow. Kirei is really strong so maybe I could distract DIO while he got free and was then able to defeat DIO himself.

>>39413

I have some weird random shit in my 'cute' folder

>>39413

Pic related

>>39413

She'd probably look at it as minute, in the grand scheme of things. People have blown up entire planets and wiped out whole space fleets in her series so 3000 people is a drop in the bucket compared to that.

Also Jurai did 9/11

>>39413

Since Skullgirl attacks usually end up killing thousands and leveling parts of the city, and Skullgirls can literally pick up buildings and throw them, I don't think it would be too different than anything she's seen before.

She'd probably be shocked at the situation, but large scale destruction might be something she has become accustomed to at this point.

>>39413

I think she's too mature to make jokes, and would not think too much of it since it happened when she was 6 years old, so she probably wouldn't remember it.

>>39259

>technomorphism

i am transformer, sky is the limit.

Too be honest i could just wait at home, she'll probably wiggle her way out of the situation herself, since she is pretty much a walking stealth bomber.

>>26317

pretty sure she cant cook, and her taste in food is horrendous.

>>25415

Sounds like something she would say to me, i wouldnt curse at her unless we're knocking boots.

>>25411

That Finnish bear thing.

>>24716

"My girlfriend is a sexual assault rifle"

>>39413

Indifferent. She'd probably just see it as just something that was bound to happen eventually, given that two opposing factions are involved. though I'd like to think a part of her, deep down, would feel bad for all the kids that lost their parents, seeing as she went through something similar. of course, she would never admit it.

Well might as well try for all of them

>>24215 (OP)

>If your waifu was a brand and/or flavor of breakfast cereal, what would she be?

Honey Nut Cheerios

>If your waifu was a computer OS then which one would she be?

Windows 7

>If your waifu was a power ranger/super sentai then what color would she be?

Blue

>Is your waifu the type of person to pick her nose in public, pick in secret or just never pick it at all?

in secret

>which WWE/WWF wrestler do you think would be your waifu's favorite?

John Cena

I don't really know to be honest

>>24228

>Would you fuck your waifu as a clown

No I dislike clowns

>Would you fuck your waifu with a microphone recording it then use her moans as a sample for a speedcore song titled "I fuck my waifu at 999BPM"

>No

>Would you reenact a lewd version of the plane scene with your waifu

Maybe

>Would you dip your waifu in the laundry basket and fuck her hips while they are hanging out the side and she cant get out

As long as she is ok with it… yes

>Would you go to work and get a text from your waifu asking to get milk on your way back and then when you do she says that it was for milkshakes for the two of you to enjoy but on the way you spill the milk in the car so you have to go back and get more milk and you get home late with the milk and she looks somewhat disspointed but she insists you have milkshakes together then you wake up in the basement tied up because she was suddenly yan and saw white on your pants from when you spilled the milk previously and then she hands you another milkshake that was made in an onahole to jerk you off with as she enjoyed it when it came out the other end

Wut

>If you caught your waifu picking her nose would you pick it off her finger and start fingering her butthole promptly leading to anal sex as you try to retrieve the booger with the head of your penis

Wut

> If your waifu was struggling to open a pickle jar and she asked you to help would you open it for her and then put it on the counter then fuck her on the sink

yep

>Would you fuck your waifu for the entirety of her cooking a toaster strudel Bonus points rewarded for not coming until after she ate 2 of them

yep

>Would you put a vinyl of infomercial recordings on the record player before making love to your waifu

Not something I would actively try to do, but I guess

>Would you make love to your waifu on top of a daki of her

yep

>would you get inside that daki and stick your dick though a whole in it to fuck her that way

seems like more trouble than it is worth.

>>39473

>>24233

>Would you fuck your waifu during a thunderstorm but only thrust when the thunder boomed

Sure

>Would you give your waifu a magic dildo that was modeled after your penis and transmitted the feeling to you while you worked an 8 hour shift causing you to cum in your pants every time she used it

No

>Would you fuck your waifu with the challenge of only genitalia and your pinky fingers can touch

I guess we could try it

>Would you let your waifu use the back of your head to masturbate and grind on till she came

Sure

>Would you print out an erotic fanfic you wrote of your waifu to paper mache into a dildo and fuck your waifu with it

No

>Would you shove dice into your waifus butt and shake her till they came out and play Yahtzee. When you roll a yahtzee you get to fuck her

Funny, but no

>Would you get on a skype call to cyber your waifu even though she is on a laptop next to you on the bed

No

>Would you make love to your waifu for the entire duration it took to install a new operating system on your computer

Yep

>would you freeze your semen into a mold of a dildo then use it to fuck her with

No

>would you take your waifu on a nice picnic

Now that is lewd yes

>>24237

>Would you do your waifu's taxes?

Sure

>If your waifu is a god, how do they feel about Jesus?

She would probably like him

>What brand of cereal would you waifu buy?

Lucky Charms

>Would you fart around your waifu?

eventually

>How good is your waifu's taste in anime?

She would probably like things such as the Idolmaster anime

>Would you sell sex tapes of you and your waifu?

No

>>39476

>>24242

>Would you flood a board with images of your waifu?

No

>Would you buy a full Respect the Robot sized statue of your waifu and put it in the city if you were a Turkish Mayor?

Yep

>Would you name a company after your waifu? What kind of company?

Sure, probably some sort of company that teaches people how to sing/dance so performing arts

>If you could name a state park after your waifu, what kind of park would it be?

forested region around a lake. Temperate environment

>Would your waifu play with your figures of herself?

probably not

>>24252

>What videogames would your waifu play?

Comfy games like harvest moon, and rpgs

>What music would your waifu listen to?

jazz, and stuff from musicals. wouldn't surprise me if she like a lot more though

>Would your music tastes clash?

I can tolerate pretty much everything, but rap

>What TV shows would you and your waifu watch?

something like dancing with the stars.

>What horror movies would you and your waifu watch?

Probably anything and she would like to tease about it because I don't really like spooky things

>What would you cook for your waifu's birthday? Anniversary?

Cake with strawberry frosting or really anything she wants

>Would your waifu own a gun? What would be your waifu's raifu?

maybe, and I would think it would be a small handgun

>What board would your waifu lurk the most?

I don't know /kind/

>What kind of wedding would you and your waifu have? Where would you have your wedding?

I don't think I can answer this concisely

>Would your waifu go hunting? What game would your waifu hunt? Would you go hunting along with your waifu?

probably not

>Does your waifu use a mnemonic to convert hexadecimal to binary?

>Which hex editor would your waifu use?

>If your waifu was markup language, which would she be?

>Would you XOR your waifu's enemy with him/herself and thus destroy them?

>Would your waifu survive at McDonalds?

>Would you read all of the ~4000 pages of the Intel developer's manual to if your waifu became real after you read it?

>Which register would you store your waifu in for safe keeping (or would you use the stack)?

I've got a few more stupid questions

>Would you quietly say penis in your waifu's ears

>Would your waifu believe that the jews were behind everything wrong in the world?

>Would you make fun of manlets with your waifu?

>Would you unironically listen to nightcore with her?

>Would she wake you up by her pouncing on you?

>Would you Hold hands in public places?

>Would you embarrass her by looking at pictures when she was younger?

>Would she believe its okay when nintendo does it?

>What would be her favorite Star Wars movie?

>>39665

>Would you quietly say penis in your waifu's ears

Yes, and then follow it up with a Benis.

>Would your waifu believe that the jews were behind everything wrong in the world?

That or she'd say the Juraians are actually behind everything

>Would you make fun of manlets with your waifu?

I suppose so.

>Would you unironically listen to nightcore with her?

No. I'm not even sure what it is and it already sounds bad to me.

>Would she wake you up by her pouncing on you?

I wouldn't put it past her.

>Would you Hold hands in public places?

WOW RUDE

>Would you embarrass her by looking at pictures when she was younger?

If this exists maybe. Then she'd look at mine and say how eerily similar me and my brothers look.

>Would she believe its okay when nintendo does it?

It's never okay. Ever.

>What would be her favorite Star Wars movie?

Same as mine. Episode 5

>>39661

>Does your waifu use a mnemonic to convert hexadecimal to binary?

No. Why'd she convert hexadecimal to binary anyway?

>Which hex editor would your waifu use?

Bless. It's the only one I know except for text editor plugins.

>Would you XOR your waifu's enemy with him/herself and thus destroy them?

Sure, it's more efficient this way.

>Would your waifu survive at McDonalds?

It depends for how long she'd have to stay there. She surely would die from poor diet at one point. But she's half-dead already.

>Would you read all of the ~4000 pages of the Intel developer's manual to if your waifu became real after you read it?

I hate this one, but if it for my waifu, I gladly accept. At least, it's fairly clearly arranged.

>Which register would you store your waifu in for safe keeping (or would you use the stack)?

There's no way my waifu would fit into a single register. I'd PUSH her on the stack.

>>39665

>Would you quietly say penis in your waifu's ears?

It depends on the situation. In a lewd situation it might be cute to tease her a little. But I obviously wouldn't say it in English.

>Would your waifu believe that the jews were behind everything wrong in the world?

Given how many non-Jewish manipulative string-pullers dwell in Gensokyo and adjacent worlds, no, absolutely not.

>Would you make fun of manlets with your waifu?

No.

>Would you unironically listen to nightcore with her?

No.

>Would she wake you up by her pouncing on you?

I don't think so, but it might depend on her mood. I could totally see her acting all stern and collected, while pouncing her phantom half (in human shape) on me.

>Would you Hold hands in public places?

That's indecent, but if she wanted to I would.

I hope there aren't any obscenity laws in Gensokyo.

>Would you embarrass her by looking at pictures when she was younger?

Absolutely.

>Would she believe its okay when nintendo does it?

No. She will even challenge the ones she holds dear, if she has her mind set on something.

>What would be her favorite Star Wars movie?

Episode V, because Yoda reminds her of a comical version of her grandfather Youki.

>>39665

>Would you quietly say penis in your waifu's ears

Probably not.

>Would your waifu believe that the jews were behind everything wrong in the world?

Jews weren't a thing in her world, so I doubt she would really have an opinion.

>Would you make fun of manlets with your waifu?

She's pretty short herself, so most likely not.

>Would you unironically listen to nightcore with her?

If she were to get into it, I'd give it a try

>Would she wake you up by her pouncing on you?

I'd hope, that sounds adorable

>Would you Hold hands in public places?

Yes, I'd also love if she held on to my arm sometimes too

>Would you embarrass her by looking at pictures when she was younger?

I do it already

>Would she believe its okay when nintendo does it?

I don't think she would really care

>What would be her favorite Star Wars movie?

6, I think she would appreciate the happy ending.

Would you arrange for seventeen other people to be with you on a lone island near Japan when a storm is drawing near allowing you and said people to be stuck on said island for two days straight so that you can use them as sacrifices to summon your waifu?

Now that you're stuck with these people on the island you'll have to conduct a satanic ritual that involves the summoning of demons and witches to the island to kill specific numbers of people at specific times in accordance to what is written on a epitaph that's real purpose is to bring whoever solves it to a small underground room that contains ten tons of gold.

It is also likely (2/3 chance) that you'll die in the process of the ritual regardless of how many magical scorpion doorknobs you put in your room.

I would