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Art, Animation, Agony
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Moved to 8chan.moe/loomis

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 No.9410

>I was only 19 years old

>I loved Dynamic Anatomy so much, I had all the 1950s Tarzan comics and in-depth books

>I pray to Burne Hogarth every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

>"Dynamic Anatomy is love" I say; "Dynamic Anatomy is life"

>Loomis hears me and calls me a faggot

>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Burne Hogarth

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

>I'm crying now, and my face hurts

>I lay in bed and it's really cold

>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

>It's Burne Hogarth

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "The ideal human form is 9 heads high."

>He grabs me with his expertly rendered hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my chest for Burne

>He turns my pectoralis major into chrome

>It hurts so much but I do it for the sake of perfection in the human form

>I can feel my muscles becoming more defined as my eyes star to water

>I twist my upper body 180 degrees

>I want to please Burne

>He roars in a mighty roar as he labels all 44 of my hyper-defined muscle structures

>Loomis walks in

>Burne looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all dynamic now."

>Burne leaves through my window

>Dynamic Anatomy is love. Dynamic Anatomy is life.

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 No.9411

god i wish that were me

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 No.9413

File: 21fe92f1a1f5eb6⋯.jpg (109.17 KB,960x540,16:9,Immortan Joe.jpg)

>He turns my pectoralis major into chrome

>It hurts so much but I do it for the sake of perfection in the human form

Witnessed

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 No.9414

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 No.9420

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what…

what is this thread?

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 No.9424

File: 5a392f91f5ceabe⋯.png (155.26 KB,438x513,146:171,timeless.PNG)

I-is this what happens when you "make it", as they say?

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 No.9487

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How can loomis even compete?

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