>*snort*
<The fethishishashion
>*sniff*
<of cjommodities
>*dribbles snot all over the floor*
<in cjapitalyist soshiety cjulminatesh
>*wheeze*
<injevitably in the the reconsheptualishation, sho to shpeak,
>*bumps a key*
<of the hjuman body shuch that violenshe becomesh
>*sniffle*
<exshpected and required in shexual encountersh
>*snorts a line*
<and thish createsh a shituashion, sho to shpeak, where the bourgeois morality
>*ach*
<embedjed in psheudo-communishtsh of the mjiddle clash
>*sneeze*
<makesh them want to reshieve shekshual punishment for their pershieved lack of proleterian shtreet cred