>>77607
>Today is the day the USSR hangs
> USSR walks up the scaffold at the beckoning of Gorbachev
>Gorbachev is decked out in full on medieval executioner gear
>The USSR asks if it can continue smoking the last of its yearly cigarette ration
>Gorbachev nods silently, and moves the USSR to the trapdoor upon the scaffold
>Ol Gorbie' places the noose around USSR's neck, tightening it firmly
>every single country and world leader is watching
>Reagan stands at the steps of the scaffold screaming "Do it faggot" at the top of his lungs
>Gorbachev pulls the lever, mumbling something about Perestroika and Glasnost
>The USSR has accepted its fate, and finds peace in the sweet release of death
> The last thing the USSR hears is the deep, hearty laughter of Ronald Reagan
>USSR's fw