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File: f6d2ee0f4b2200c⋯.png (46.68 KB,300x243,100:81,dorf.png)

 No.443956 [View All]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrHFknW-i64

Embarrassing music you used to like edition

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 No.444264

File: 7b2b0fab0c5eba6⋯.jpg (37.47 KB,244x274,122:137,n50fcd83887cfd.jpg)

>>444262

Other was medical science, so I ended up getting a lot of books about both subjects as a kid.

Most of the time I've already seen 90% of the stuff they have to offer.

Sleep well.

>>444263

I just eat whenever I get hungry, and then I eat whatever I can cook up.

That's fair enough.

If you were a doomer, you'd have no-one and would abuse drugs all the time to escape reality whilst hoping for the world to end.

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 No.444265

File: f233f38c66cd899⋯.gif (1.4 MB,256x269,256:269,1463427052327.gif)

>>444264

I can't into cooking so I just make something simple. But it still is hard to eat even that.

Sure is.

Tbh I'm not even sure if I have him fully. Guess I don't really do drugs either, hm. I mean I already want the world to end, or at least my world.

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 No.444266

File: ccd8c565a7b4e36⋯.png (434.75 KB,490x600,49:60,fef56153938349d4255f51c06e….png)

>>444265

I get random urges to eat something, and if I have the materials, I'll cook it.

If not, well, then I'll just cook up something random and eat out of hunger.

Thus you're not a doomer.

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 No.444267

File: 414f89a6a88ed88⋯.jpg (231.68 KB,700x1200,7:12,59616231_p3_master1200.jpg)

>>444266

I have some salmon now so there's an idea if I want to eat something some other day. But I doubt it.

Makes sense I suppose, had no idea people took stuff like that seriously tbh.

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 No.444268

File: 5acd98f2fe3f84a⋯.png (1.18 MB,700x979,700:979,a8e0b281b2872724801a67e6f8….png)

>>444267

Could make grilled salmon quite easily out of that, maybe have some rice or potatoes as a side dish.

Boiled potatoes with dill to be exact.

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 No.444269

File: 0fcef08fef38ed8⋯.jpg (225.13 KB,1024x1401,1024:1401,ut___a_spookwave_collabora….jpg)

>>444268

I could, we'll see when I feel like it. Definitely have rice and potatoes, dunno about dill. We might?

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 No.444270

File: 3fa65cdd482a78e⋯.jpg (491.13 KB,759x1000,759:1000,7c0878e9e082d60c3ba0f1efc8….jpg)

>>444269

I feel like the boiled potatoes with dill might be the better option though, at least it's more customary here.

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 No.444271

File: 3fd9fea524784fd⋯.png (519.63 KB,1024x771,1024:771,would_you_smooch_a_ghost__….png)

>>444270

I like potatoes in all of their forms but can't say I've ever had them with dill!

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 No.444272

File: 8a57485231fe435⋯.jpg (735.42 KB,1400x1050,4:3,1429895543148.jpg)

>>444271

Usually seafoods here are accompanied by boiled potatoes with shredded dill on top a bit.

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 No.444273

File: ccd3014c0249f9d⋯.jpg (704.93 KB,1920x1080,16:9,UCGqX3a.jpg)

>>444272

Can't say that's an established thing here tbh.

Maybe it is who knows, certainly not me.

What does dill even taste like.

I'm pretty bored right now, and this War Thunder event can go to hell.

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 No.444274

File: cd120a9668f924b⋯.png (1.33 MB,1240x1748,310:437,That colour scheme again.png)

>>444273

It doesn't taste too much in the complete dish, but it's only of those things that just go there, may it just be for the visual factor.

Know that feel, drinking isn't even cutting it out for me as of right now.

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 No.444275

File: f8493a989f88cc1⋯.png (866.46 KB,2016x1861,2016:1861,55394485_p0.png)

>>444274

Guess that was a silly question, it is a garnish after all.

So bored I'm getting sleepy. I can't see how drinking is fun tbh.

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 No.444276

File: 4c5cbba20f54e85⋯.png (386.59 KB,700x674,350:337,c8d8ba9de132b4c8801b04b64c….png)

>>444275

Well, it has some taste to it, but you'd have to dump too much of it on something to create a noticeable taste.

Maybe a nap is in order?

It just makes me be able to feel something out of the usual apathy, thus things can get pretty entertaining at times.

Kind of like being young again.

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 No.444277

File: 8fc7f00527037d8⋯.jpg (213.23 KB,900x795,60:53,tumblr_nvsnmhEX9z1qhqxfro1….jpg)

>>444276

Or just eat some of it on it's own like I do with most things.

Probably not, I've been oversleeping like crazy lately.

Oh I see, but I finally got a bot for our Discord server!

>tfw turn 23 next month

I'm gettin old.

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 No.444278

>>444277

That's an option, although dill is more of a spice for stuff.

I nap every now and then despite sleeping 10-14 hours on average.

Generally I just usually chat with people or watch documentaries whenever drinking.

Gaming whilst drinking usually makes me super tiresome really fast, so I can't do that too much.

I'm hitting those 24s in a bit, I never planned to go on beyond 21, but that happened.

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 No.444279

File: 131fca5cc488135⋯.jpg (100.12 KB,670x662,335:331,l1hqebcm0pr21.jpg)

>>444278

Cause Im just that kind of weirdo that likes seeing what things taste like.

I cant do naps.

I hop between vidya, youtube and music, and I guess talking to my friend on discord.

Does it? I wouldve just assumed it made you crap at games.

At least Ill actually be able to share my birthday with someone this year.

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 No.444280

File: 3a8e813c899f3af⋯.jpg (918.14 KB,1254x1770,209:295,ebe39688d83de5cdae059828c9….jpg)

>>444279

Oh, I'm pretty good at estimating stuff, so it usually always works out for me when cooking.

I do them really often, because there's nothing else to be done that interests me.

Most of the time I'm still better than other folk in games despite being drunk, like today we had a 5-man stack of drunks and we won quite a many matches in Rainbow Six Siege.

I am not going to celebrate my birthday at all, I haven't done so in a few years.

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 No.444281

File: 3ac47ffbfc22b22⋯.jpg (139.4 KB,1200x675,16:9,Chieftain_Tank_(9628802829….jpg)

>>444280

Worst cook here.

If that is the case for me I force myself to find something.

Well thats surprising, dont think Ive played with anyone that was drunk, at least not to my knowledge!

Havent celebrated either but like some rude person told me somewhere else, apparently I'm affection starved.

But this person means a lot to me so I guess I can celebrate for once.

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 No.444282

File: e45c1dac8f6e3d0⋯.png (576.97 KB,900x650,18:13,Sleep.png)

>>444281

I just found my only downside being that I sometimes left stuff alone for too long, so a few pastas here and there got stuck on the bottom of the pot, but nowadays that's rare as I tend to my cookings pretty much all the time that it's cooking in there.

We don't really announce it.

Last times that I did, it was because my parents had always arranged for relatives to come by, but relatives have all moved far away etc., so that has been unlikely for a long-ish while now.

Nor do I really care about it too much.

As long as it makes you happy about it.

Anyhow I'll need to get some sleep now, getting pretty.. early here, for a lack of better word.

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 No.444283

File: 51de72d39d6706c⋯.jpg (1.73 MB,3264x2448,4:3,image.jpg)

>>444279

oil was the scapegoat for afghan tbh.

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 No.444284

File: f05b1e01e2b937a⋯.jpg (251.76 KB,2048x1366,1024:683,Verkhnyaya_Pyshma_Tank_Mus….jpg)

>>444282

I have that same problem too, that and just not enough motivation.

Thought so, no reason to announce it I guess.

Same here, although no relatives usually.

Dunno if itll happen this year.

I think it will make me happy! I hope

And good night!

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 No.444285

File: 4e95820b28a1a0e⋯.jpg (195.69 KB,2046x1447,2046:1447,nMPucvn.jpg)

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WASN'T I TOLD THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE "JERB" TODAY

THIS IS WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THOSE WEEKLY OR DAILY MEETINGS WHERE BASIC STUFF LIKE THIS CAN BE TOLD FOR THE NEW PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

What the hecc :c

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 No.444286

Someone on this train smellslike instant ramen

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 No.444287

File: 5bef52bd2cb2cdc⋯.png (33.42 KB,712x718,356:359,ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)

>>444285

this is why you all should work for me tbh.

hourly wages in cummies.

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 No.444288

>>444287

Which holidays do i have off

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 No.444289

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB,659x544,659:544,UHT57ap.png)

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 No.444290

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 No.444291

Lole so many dummies trying to open the store door

Don't ya retards know it's easter so it opens a bit later

Smh gosh

Fuqen boomies not googling how they're open. They open in 12min

Pathetic tbh

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 No.444292

File: fa4eee208f99725⋯.jpeg (65.17 KB,1400x1400,1:1,teatime.jpeg)

>>444290

u dun wan…

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 No.444293

>>444292

How can i say yes when i get holidays with my current "jerb"

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 No.444294

File: adf16b5ee0b0517⋯.png (16.84 KB,298x246,149:123,ss (2016-05-14 at 10.52.57….png)

>>444293

because….

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 No.444295

>>444294

Do you know how many babies spider mum's have to carry!?

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 No.444296

File: 507e0e2b8ae70d3⋯.jpg (64.86 KB,658x661,658:661,ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)

>>444295

mine? just two.

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 No.444297

I bought a 10e easter egg

>>444296

Oh

That's a lot less

Will you help me take care of the egg pouch too

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 No.444298

File: 6932a5276758b3c⋯.png (4.19 KB,500x250,2:1,1103810c5ead1d5a1ba5111bf6….png)

>>444297

it'll be fine in your egg sack…

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 No.444299

>>444298

Are those boxing gloves

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 No.444300

File: b37d011deedb57f⋯.webm (2.9 MB,1136x640,71:40,SorrowfulAcclaimedAzureva….webm)

>>444299

I've no idea tbh.

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 No.444301

Lole

The 10 easter egg was such a disappointment

It had 5 small egg shaped chocolates individually wrapped inside it

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 No.444302

File: b82079d1369be9d⋯.jpg (190.36 KB,1448x2048,181:256,Blue eyes doe3.jpg)

>>444285

It's Jebus day, and Monday is off too.

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 No.444303

File: fd84329067cfcee⋯.jpg (6.43 KB,204x255,4:5,92c088d6c5d2ac381494fb7caf….jpg)

>>444301

usually is.

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 No.444304

>>444302

Not gonna risk it tbh

I'll go and see if they're open anyways lole

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 No.444305

File: 8626e36cc0e387c⋯.jpg (229.91 KB,600x752,75:94,bf6c106b79556d7ee67a958804….jpg)

>>444304

I'm fairly sure everyone here has Monday off, could probably ask some relatives if they have the same arrangement for confirmation.

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 No.444306

File: 74072833fe2a21c⋯.jpg (667.26 KB,1000x1000,1:1,19f71fb63b1e77fec33e885e9b….jpg)

Someone give me a plan for today

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 No.444307

File: d24fd35e95de821⋯.png (4 KB,44x49,44:49,small.png)

>>444306

you're going to master the art of cooking asparagus like me.

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 No.444308

>>444307

No asparagus, all stores closed.

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 No.444309

File: edc6e18da3f51d3⋯.jpg (36.08 KB,991x382,991:382,ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>444308

oh… …….. .. edge for 3 years straight.

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 No.444310

>>444309

okay, sure.

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 No.444311

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB,500x250,2:1,9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

ur on ur way in being spacial like me.

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 No.444312

File: 8c8fd41d0dafc6c⋯.png (233.32 KB,640x763,640:763,pieck3.png)

>tfw waking up at 12

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 No.444314

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