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Hello, Class,
Welcome to /lewd/. Today is your first day here so I will begin today's subject with /lewd/. What does this mean? I'll tell you that the word lewd is actually an acronym. L.E.W.D. means "Lazy Eyed White Dragon." LEWD is the main character of your life but he chose to be invisible as a joke. It is your life's purpose to find this invisible lazy eyed dragon. By the end of the semester, you should be fully capable of comprehending LEWD-Theory, which is a philosophical system of locating and attempting to lure out the invisible dragons that observe your daily lives.
Now, I want you all to write one paragraph about how becoming a senior citizen has changed your life and the lives of your grandchildren.
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