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I have no willpower.
Or any ideas how to entertain everyone all 4 of you
Skandi-sama, it's time to recruit edition.
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No.430064
>>430062
I think that's the truest bully i've ever laid on you
mean, what if someone 7 times your size just touched you when you wanted to sleep
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No.430065
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No.430066
>>430063
Sure, as long as you're comfortable with the fact that you'd have to see tons of /lewd/ite nudes in the same folder you're in.
My dad's a teacher, even, he's teaching the new generation how to use pencils! Pushing them as hard into the wall as possible!
>>430064
Well I mean, probably, but I'm not insulted or anything, so don't worry about it, if you were!
In this scenario, I'm already living with someone 7 times my size though, plus I'm a cat, and thus I fall asleep insanely quickly!
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No.430067
>>430066
normally i'd be worried i think
You don't know hard it's to be a cat. Having to spend hours inside a single room because some other loud creature suddenly appeared in your home and now you can't relax because of it
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No.430068
>>430067
>normally
Oh, are you in a particularly good mood or something?
I know that!! It's my dumbo roommate who doesn't sympathise enough with the cat.
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No.430069
>>430068
quite the opposite!
which one of you is the cats favourite
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No.430070
>>430066
>put me in a folder with a bunch of degenerate nudes
I feel insulted more and more today.
He needs to lose his teaching license if that's the case! Soon they'll be trying to push them into people!
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No.430071
>>430069
O-oh. Well, I hope you'll feel better soon!
We disagree on that! I think he likes her more, and she thinks he likes me more. He'll mostly sleep on the window sill right by her desk most of the day, and join her when she goes to bed, but he gets way happier when I get home than when she gets home, and he purrs louder when I pet him! So it's hard to tell.
>>430070
It's just the secret folder, dork! Anything that's never to be posted.
Actually, my sister got stabbed with a pencil at school, and got some of the graphite stuck in her! And it was the school my dad was (and still is) a teacher at!! Coincidence????
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No.430072
>>430071
I'm swinging in the vines like tarzan! Just mood swings happening more rapidly than usual!
He's playing both sides! Don't get tricked by his shenanigans!
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No.430073
wish i could delete the first part lol i wrote it before i edited the whole post ree
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No.430074
>>430071
I'm still insulted, this wound will never heal.
Seems his work was bearing fruit even then. Soon Norway will fall in a war of pencils ;-;7.
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No.430075
>>430072
Weeell, I'm glad you won't feel bad for too long, at least.
Thankfully I've actually looked into cat intelligence, and he's nowhere neeear clever enough to think of something like that! So I'll instead just conclude that he's a mondo moron and leave it at that.
>>430074
If it helps, you're right next toooo… an .mp3 of Moecake cumming and a visualiation of my dick in contrast to the standard, from mraverage.com. Exalted company!
I'm on the winning side already though, 'cause I only use mechanical pencils.
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No.430076
>>430075
until i do again!
the hecc is a mondo
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No.430077
>>430076
Well I mean, yeah!
Uh, just "mondo" as in dumb slang for "very".
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No.430078
>>430077
a cycle of moods!
Is that norgo slang or zoomer slang
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No.430079
>>430075
…This doesn't help at all. This wound just got bigger.
Do mechanical pencils have an advantage over traditional pencils?
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No.430080
>>430078
I was gonna say "a bicycle of moods", but you're not bi! Nerd!
It's 70's Amerikan slang! No clue why I know it.
>>430079
Well, I tried!
You don't have to sharpen them, I think is the main thing. Plus the line thickness is more consistent, and it winds up a bit cheaper in the long run. But other than that, there's not much of a difference!
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No.430081
>>430080
Yeah can't really meme my a-sexuality
you sure are high key mondo weird
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No.430082
>>430081
>asexuality
… Well alright.
Reee. Using stupid slang is a sign of high intelligence!! (i bet)
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No.430083
>>430080
Make me my own folder please!
I meant when it comes to stabbing. I pretty much always use mechanical. I imagine most people these days do, save a few groups.
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No.430084
>>430083
n0
Oh well, then I suppose it's cheaper to stab someone with a mechanical pencil, and then just snap the graphite off inside them! Buuut that's more complicated than just stabbing something with a cheapass wooden pencil and running away. I'm gonna have to make a spreadsheet.
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No.430085
>>430082
well i sure as hell don't know wtf i am
well i am a high intelligence aquarius so that would make sense
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No.430086
>>430085
It just seems to me like you're sexually attracted to people, but I honestly might be wrong.
UH. Well, I'm also both of those things, which is weird.
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No.430087
>>430086
part of the problem! I don't know what to classify myself as. but yea. some people are stuff i guess.
Us above average intellectuals shouldn't spend out time here with these others. Who knows, might even be low intelligence Gemini's around.
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No.430088
>>430084
JERK!
A spreadsheet on the stabbing efficiency of pencils? Maybe you can sell it for some money once you're done.
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No.430089
>>430087
Not that it's any of my business, but isn't the easy solution just to say that you're bi or pan, but very picky about who you're attracted to?
Oh no, jeez, I ban all geminis on sight. Just imagine, geminis on /lewd/. Capricorns can stay, but they're on thin fucking ice.
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No.430090
>>430088
That just looks like she has a bit of exposed brain tbh.
Yep! 'Cause if you can retrieve the weapon every time, the wooden pencil is gonna be cheaper! But if you don't have that luxury, but still want graphite inside someone, the mechanical pencil is better. Thiiis is gonna require a bit too much actual testing for me to bother! I could maybe get a tiny bit of funding for a miniscule linguistics project, but I don't know how to phrase this so it sounds reasonable/legal!
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No.430091
>>430089
everything just feels like a lie
Yeah! Good!
>>430088
Mot what's your zodiac sign/horoscope?
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No.430092
>>430090
It is. Her fish brain!
I see I see, you sure did your study in this. If you can't get any good money off of it then rip. It was worth a try.
>>430091
Sagi. What witchcraft are you planning for me?
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No.430093
>>430092
Just doing my duty keeping this board Gemini free
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No.430094
>>430091
W-well alright, I'll drop the subject.
Phew, I was kinda worrying that Mot would be either Gemini or Capricorn, and that he'd think I knew that.
>>430092
Hmm. I don't think she's quite that dumb.
I did zero study, I just sat in my nice leather couch and thought for a bit! The only kind of study I can afford!
>Sagi
>Sagittarius, your element is Fire and your quality is Mutable. You are the philosopher of the Fire signs, enthusiastic and ever juggling ideas, the ‘mutable’ Fire sign. The Fire element means you are an intuitive type, motivated by enthusiasms, mental inspiration and the search for knowledge.
>As the mutable Fire sign, you are one of the dual signs who shifts ground regularly, ever on the search for new wisdom, the perfect idea. The most peace loving and gentle of the Fire signs, you are nonetheless capable of pushing your ideas and opinions to the max. Thus your reputation for ‘foot in mouth’ episodes! Firing your arrows of ideas continuously, you let many fall by the wayside and only action a few. You are most happy when life feels like an adventure and you have an interesting new plan on the boil. You are the ninth sign and your key phrase is “I know”.
I see, I see.
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No.430095
>>430094
it be ok! Just internal struggles.
yeah i was scared he'd be one of the unwanted ones. Dang it's 4am!
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No.430096
>>430093
I don't even know what those represent, what months they are, or the sudden dislike for them.
>>430094
She is and she's my wife. Hands off.
If that's all it took then you're one natural killer!
Yeah I don't really get what all that is trying to say. If it doesn't say "big fucking stupid idiot degenerate loser" then it's probably not accurate at all.
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No.430097
>>430095
Yeah, you should probably go to bed! It's only 3am here, so I can stay up for aaages.
>>430096
I would never disrespect Yuuko! She's great!
That doesn't really mix well with "pacifist", sadly.
Jeeeez. If you wanted to, I'm sure you could read that into the description I gave. You can do anything you set your mind to!!
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No.430098
>>430096
dw you gucci
>>430097
i'll think about it
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No.430099
>>430097
Good good, I'm glad you agree. And that means you must have watched Nichijou and I don't have to bug you.
Even a mouse attacks when backed into a corner. Also you're human and probably just suppressing it.
I don't know, those things usually tend to be so broad it almost tends to sound like you sometimes. I did read into it and it doesn't sound like me! If that were the case I'd be decently successful.
How long do you plan to stay up?
>>430098
>dw
>gucci
What?
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No.430100
>>430099
you're mondo behind the times fam
It means don't worry you're good
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No.430101
>>430098
Give it a good long think.
>>430099
I honestly do agree, and I've seen Nichijou … either three or four times!
Of course, I'm not an absolute pacifist! In literal actual self-defence I'll fight back! Just not for the sake of silly experiments.
Yeeeah, I know. Like, I read my own and was like "shit, that's kinda right", but had to mentally kick myself so I'd realise that only like 1 in 3 extremely vague statements applied.
I'm going to bed in half an hour or something, I imagine, why?
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No.430102
>>430100
More like you're ESL and you need to go back to school.
I guess this means this image isn't saying those are Gucci brand sunglasses.
>>430101
Wow that's more than me. Why did you repeat it that many times?
So you're not some Buddhist monk? There goes my image of you. I hope you know how to fight.
You could probably read others and find things that sound like you as well. What is your sign?
Just curious. Though I better go cook my dinner or I'll be up all night.
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No.430103
>>430102
'Cause it's a good show! And two of the times were with other people.
III did do taekwondo for five years, but I've forgotten most of it!
And I'm aquarius, for the record.
Anyway, I'm gonna go to bed now! Good night!
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No.430104
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No.430105
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No.430106
so I got that strawberry beer as well as a cherry beer.
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No.430107
>>430106
cute spider plush
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No.430108
>>430107
he's been with me for along time now.
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No.430109
>>430108
you like candy?
your setup looks comfy af
ive never had beer so im not entirely sure what im missing out on
how is the strawberry beer?
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No.430110
>>430109
it's actually just the shit web cam I use combined with low lighting tbh. my flat is far from comfy.
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No.430111
>>430110
>tiddy mouse
very nice
do you have a daki and other weeb stuff?
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No.430112
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No.430114
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