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 No.428626

File: 385c7b07a45e658⋯.png (129.07 KB,310x310,1:1,sk1426890959688.png)

>>428625

It's my idea of fun! Also, casual graffiti.

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 No.428627

File: 7fe585c56a57a18⋯.png (215.24 KB,384x346,192:173,tired of vens shit.png)

>>428626

I still severely regret the last time.

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 No.428628

File: 9ad8f90fc214bce⋯.png (397.73 KB,560x590,56:59,sk1426890959822.png)

>>428627

There's no reason to, I don't judge you or anything.

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 No.428629

File: 51ba0276eb0fd98⋯.jpg (6.01 KB,143x89,143:89,1459612305671.jpg)

>>428624

you're no necromanery

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 No.428630

File: ee69ff8ebb7ce81⋯.jpg (201.94 KB,850x1223,850:1223,7a513ed184bf3a9e25e8f24820….jpg)

>>428628

But I judge me.

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 No.428631

File: 821005c5cf014a6⋯.png (234.64 KB,575x575,1:1,sk1426890959730.png)

>>428629

I don't need to be! All you need is a penis pump to get some blood into dat dead dick, and then an elastic band to keep it in there.

>>428630

You shouldn't, honestly! You didn't say anything embarrassing.

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 No.428632

File: ca2f496af0e15f4⋯.jpg (135.41 KB,1512x1025,1512:1025,ss (2015-12-14 at 08.57.06….jpg)

>>428631

no rubber band will ever contain my manhood.

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 No.428633

File: 372631d739aa273⋯.png (1.06 MB,1023x723,341:241,d468e44bd21392bac0541f2df2….png)

>>428631

It was ridiculous.

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 No.428634

File: ed1e57b491cf487⋯.png (153.48 KB,600x337,600:337,sk1426890959667.png)

>>428632

I've seen it, mate, and I've seen rubber bands that'd pretty easily get around it!

>>428633

It honestly wasn't!

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 No.428635

File: c57acf389abfe4b⋯.png (19.56 KB,712x718,356:359,1470990938690.png)

>>428634

lies and slander.

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 No.428636

File: 643d9b58c93383d⋯.jpg (414.35 KB,790x1187,790:1187,bc963e9ee9ee4fb6d930440f75….jpg)

>>428634

It's still ridiculous.

It isn't justifiable in any way.

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 No.428637

File: 0cb6314caf094a7⋯.png (326.92 KB,540x540,1:1,sk1426890959673.png)

>>428635

I work in a storage during the summers, there's rubber bands that'd easily go around my entire body!

>>428636

You are being weirdly self-critical! It was not ridiculous at all.

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 No.428638

File: d99b0c33254f3b2⋯.jpg (88.94 KB,1188x933,396:311,ss (2014-09-18 at 07.46.51….jpg)

>>428637

your entire body must be entirely smol

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 No.428639

File: 0192c46a5ff1dcf⋯.png (202.49 KB,410x410,1:1,sk1426890959632.png)

>>428638

I'm 184 tall, I'm incapable of being smol!

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 No.428640

File: 8a5a1d1e6e50d00⋯.jpg (27.59 KB,641x650,641:650,ss (2016-08-15 at 09.53.39….jpg)

>>428639

microscopicc

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 No.428641

File: 94d5a47af1293ed⋯.jpg (94.18 KB,800x1201,800:1201,7ad61deffd33ef79039b96e2ac….jpg)

>>428637

You still have to tell me something regrettable about yourself so we're even.

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 No.428642

File: ce0fa159e51d276⋯.jpg (53.98 KB,500x418,250:209,sk1426890959842.jpg)

>>428640

184 cm, 74 kg! A decently big guy (for you)

>>428641

Too bad, my dude, I'm an exceptionally honest person! There's nothing in my life that I'm uncomfortable talking about.

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 No.428643

File: 8a8d9718ca956c2⋯.png (317 B,34x34,1:1,unknown.png)

>>428642

nanoscopicc

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 No.428644

File: 659b1e4943ba5e5⋯.jpg (25.63 KB,148x292,37:73,bwlerinono.jpg)

>>428642

Your prom.

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 No.428645

File: dacdda2d155194a⋯.png (323.25 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959657.png)

>>428643

>>428644

The closest thing I had to a prom was at a one year art school, which I went to with my then love interest. And we ate and listened to the speeches and stuff, and once that was over, and the dancing was about to begin, we just went up to my room and cuddled while watching Poirot. Not embarrassing at all!

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 No.428646

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

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 No.428647

File: ac64a5225bf50a4⋯.jpg (103.37 KB,850x482,425:241,sample_a0e6e51b176cff72eb2….jpg)

>>428645

Goddamnit…alright, your first uhm…what's the most awkward first thing to do?

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 No.428648

File: c568b60066ede05⋯.png (144.52 KB,312x412,78:103,sk1426890959471.png)

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 No.428649

File: 385c7b07a45e658⋯.png (129.07 KB,310x310,1:1,sk1426890959688.png)

\>>428647

I mean, sex is the obvious thing, but that wasn't awkward at all. Face it, Ely, there's nothing embarrassing you can ask me!

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 No.428650

File: 393e197545bfc70⋯.gif (1.34 MB,540x304,135:76,1468801861422.gif)

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 No.428651

>>428647

>>428649

Crap, I might be drunk.

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 No.428652

File: fd7be0026f28e44⋯.jpg (137.85 KB,760x1000,19:25,a9268b040921cd43e7e9245c19….jpg)

>>428649

Describe your dick or something

>>428651

you think?

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 No.428653

if you'd actually do that, don't actually do that.

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 No.428654

File: 0ef144d58d49b15⋯.jpg (79.1 KB,450x800,9:16,konata_venom_by_hkwhkw06.jpg)

>>428650

Now, I did google "konata spider", but this is the only thing that seemed relevant, and it sucks ass.

>>428652

A bit under 6 inches long and a bit over 5.5 inches around! And my foreskin can cover the entire thing when hard, but thankfully there's no problem retracting it.

>>428653

I'm trying to prove a point! I'm not embarrassed about anything!

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 No.428655

File: adf16b5ee0b0517⋯.png (16.84 KB,298x246,149:123,ss (2016-05-14 at 10.52.57….png)

>>428654

she seems more like Carnage symbiote tbh.

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 No.428656

File: f7b27bbd199c423⋯.gif (1.43 MB,480x270,16:9,oh sure I can do th-WHAT.gif)

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 No.428657

File: ec9feca32746630⋯.png (223.79 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959723.png)

>>428655

Venom, surely? Isn't Carnage red? Tbh I've not really read any Spider-Man comics, I've just watched a good bit of the 90s cartoon.

>>428656

You asked!

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 No.428658

File: b23647ef40d290a⋯.jpeg (474.7 KB,774x1200,129:200,821c3d91ec5788e6f38ad2df3….jpeg)

>>428657

I also told you not to if you actually would because I knew you'd start talking about your foreskin.

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 No.428659

File: 50ec477abd8dc5c⋯.jpg (110.38 KB,408x408,1:1,sk1426890959896.jpg)

>>428658

Oh come on, I just gave the vaguest description of my foreskin. What, you're cut?

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 No.428660

File: 3d14ed836a56139⋯.jpg (51.58 KB,363x600,121:200,Kasako.(Komeshiro.Kasu).60….jpg)

>>428659

I'm a girl

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 No.428661

File: 6932a5276758b3c⋯.png (4.19 KB,500x250,2:1,1103810c5ead1d5a1ba5111bf6….png)

>>428657

in the picture? yes it's vemon. he's kinda a faggot tbh. Carnage is the insane one.

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 No.428662

File: 4fb6400cbcddace⋯.png (61.97 KB,603x646,603:646,why.png)

>>428660

I don't believe that.

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 No.428663

File: e858668597984bd⋯.png (475.3 KB,480x1000,12:25,7fad454686108b30676fb0399a….png)

>>428662

Why wouldn't you?

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 No.428664

File: fc464ca8414d590⋯.jpg (109.07 KB,1094x1347,1094:1347,Screenshot_20170811-184840.jpg)

>>428663

womans don't need no fap months.

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 No.428665

File: 7436a799def4c63⋯.png (318.12 KB,625x495,125:99,sk1426890959641.png)

>>428660

See, that's simply not correct, you've told me the opposite.

>>428661

Is Carnage the same thing, though? Like a parasite thing?

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 No.428666

File: e9af8288a1d4112⋯.jpg (30.19 KB,572x393,572:393,I'm really feeling it now.jpg)

>>428665

symbiote. yes. they rule over some other planet and came to earth for reasons.

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 No.428667

File: 8955cd53dafcb27⋯.jpg (400.96 KB,651x910,93:130,d612432484cfa5d61a2e54a2f9….jpg)

>>428664

Oh, shit, right..

>>428665

I'm not cut

I don't actually mind it either

I just dislike the word, idk..

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 No.428668

File: 2f81b208cc52989⋯.png (11.51 KB,650x449,650:449,rGC0xLZ.png)

>>428667

yeah what up fucker I know what's up.

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 No.428669

File: f74b2d3f077e993⋯.png (266.08 KB,467x537,467:537,sk1426890959643.png)

>>428666

Well I mean, at this point I'm legit curious (nice Satan trips, btw). What's their goal?

>>428667

Jeeeez, I didn't expect you to be a prude.

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 No.428670

File: 7a910798087ff33⋯.jpg (1.77 MB,4251x2584,4251:2584,wallhaven-260680.jpg)

>>428668

Having a penis does not make me any less of a girl.

>>428669

It's not prude-ish, it's just one of those unreasonable things.

I dislike a lot of words.

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 No.428671

File: 42f23637a671b38⋯.png (6.79 KB,500x250,2:1,1468400796547.png)

>>428669

Vemon's goal changes alot. Carnage is just insane. there's afew others but those are after my time.

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 No.428672

File: e592df634badc51⋯.jpg (220.5 KB,850x1202,425:601,sample_75782bf06790650335f….jpg)

Oh, huh, I thought they were the same one.

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 No.428673

File: edc6e18da3f51d3⋯.jpg (36.08 KB,991x382,991:382,ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>428672

wait are you actually a girlim

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 No.428675

File: 55b257baec09b86⋯.jpg (467.92 KB,850x1200,17:24,4fe3016f5203e5f170edde6ad5….jpg)

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 No.428676

File: 45b681cfba056f6⋯.png (175.99 KB,410x410,1:1,sk1426890959674.png)

>>428670

Fine, I guess. Sadly, being understanding is in my DNA.

>>428670

Oh, but don't the symbiotes have any plan at all? Like, a reason they came to earth?

NEWT RED

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