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No.428626
>>428625
It's my idea of fun! Also, casual graffiti.
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No.428627
>>428626
I still severely regret the last time.
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No.428628
>>428627
There's no reason to, I don't judge you or anything.
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No.428629
>>428624
you're no necromanery
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No.428630
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No.428631
>>428629
I don't need to be! All you need is a penis pump to get some blood into dat dead dick, and then an elastic band to keep it in there.
>>428630
You shouldn't, honestly! You didn't say anything embarrassing.
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No.428632
>>428631
no rubber band will ever contain my manhood.
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No.428633
>>428631
It was ridiculous.
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No.428634
>>428632
I've seen it, mate, and I've seen rubber bands that'd pretty easily get around it!
>>428633
It honestly wasn't!
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No.428635
>>428634
lies and slander.
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No.428636
>>428634
It's still ridiculous.
It isn't justifiable in any way.
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No.428637
>>428635
I work in a storage during the summers, there's rubber bands that'd easily go around my entire body!
>>428636
You are being weirdly self-critical! It was not ridiculous at all.
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No.428638
>>428637
your entire body must be entirely smol
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No.428639
>>428638
I'm 184 tall, I'm incapable of being smol!
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No.428640
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No.428641
>>428637
You still have to tell me something regrettable about yourself so we're even.
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No.428642
>>428640
184 cm, 74 kg! A decently big guy (for you)
>>428641
Too bad, my dude, I'm an exceptionally honest person! There's nothing in my life that I'm uncomfortable talking about.
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No.428643
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No.428644
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No.428645
>>428643
>>428644
The closest thing I had to a prom was at a one year art school, which I went to with my then love interest. And we ate and listened to the speeches and stuff, and once that was over, and the dancing was about to begin, we just went up to my room and cuddled while watching Poirot. Not embarrassing at all!
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No.428646
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No.428647
>>428645
Goddamnit…alright, your first uhm…what's the most awkward first thing to do?
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No.428648
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No.428649
\>>428647
I mean, sex is the obvious thing, but that wasn't awkward at all. Face it, Ely, there's nothing embarrassing you can ask me!
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No.428650
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No.428651
>>428647
>>428649
Crap, I might be drunk.
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No.428652
>>428649
Describe your dick or something
>>428651
you think?
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No.428653
if you'd actually do that, don't actually do that.
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No.428654
>>428650
Now, I did google "konata spider", but this is the only thing that seemed relevant, and it sucks ass.
>>428652
A bit under 6 inches long and a bit over 5.5 inches around! And my foreskin can cover the entire thing when hard, but thankfully there's no problem retracting it.
>>428653
I'm trying to prove a point! I'm not embarrassed about anything!
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No.428655
>>428654
she seems more like Carnage symbiote tbh.
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No.428656
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No.428657
>>428655
Venom, surely? Isn't Carnage red? Tbh I've not really read any Spider-Man comics, I've just watched a good bit of the 90s cartoon.
>>428656
You asked!
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No.428658
>>428657
I also told you not to if you actually would because I knew you'd start talking about your foreskin.
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No.428659
>>428658
Oh come on, I just gave the vaguest description of my foreskin. What, you're cut?
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No.428660
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No.428661
>>428657
in the picture? yes it's vemon. he's kinda a faggot tbh. Carnage is the insane one.
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No.428662
>>428660
I don't believe that.
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No.428663
>>428662
Why wouldn't you?
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No.428664
>>428663
womans don't need no fap months.
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No.428665
>>428660
See, that's simply not correct, you've told me the opposite.
>>428661
Is Carnage the same thing, though? Like a parasite thing?
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No.428666
>>428665
symbiote. yes. they rule over some other planet and came to earth for reasons.
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No.428667
>>428664
Oh, shit, right..
>>428665
I'm not cut
I don't actually mind it either
I just dislike the word, idk..
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No.428668
>>428667
yeah what up fucker I know what's up.
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No.428669
>>428666
Well I mean, at this point I'm legit curious (nice Satan trips, btw). What's their goal?
>>428667
Jeeeez, I didn't expect you to be a prude.
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No.428670
>>428668
Having a penis does not make me any less of a girl.
>>428669
It's not prude-ish, it's just one of those unreasonable things.
I dislike a lot of words.
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No.428671
>>428669
Vemon's goal changes alot. Carnage is just insane. there's afew others but those are after my time.
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No.428672
Oh, huh, I thought they were the same one.
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No.428673
>>428672
wait are you actually a girlim
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No.428675
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No.428676
>>428670
… Fine, I guess. Sadly, being understanding is in my DNA.
>>428670
Oh, but don't the symbiotes have any plan at all? Like, a reason they came to earth?
NEWT RED
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
>>428674
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